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opera-shitpost · 11 months

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Mimì @ Rodolfo: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heart beat as I drift off to sleep. Musetta @ Marcello: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud it is.

#source: twitter #opera #opera shitpost #opera shitposts #incorrect opera quotes #la bohème #la boheme #puccini #giacomo puccini #mimì #mimi #rodolfo #musetta #marcello #posting here bc incorrectoperaquotes blog seems currently inactive #i know this meme is old but who cares

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operacascadia · 5 months

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Luigi Illica: (writing the libretto for "Iris")

Luigi Illica: I need to think of names for these Japanese characters. How will I be inspired?

Luigi Illica: (looks at a map of Japan)

Luigi Illica: I've got it! I'll name them 'Osaka' and 'Kyoto.'

Luigi Illica: I'm a fuckin' genius.

#incorrect opera quotes #luigi illica #iris (opera)#pietro mascagni #opera

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infinitelytheheartexpands · 4 months

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le comte de nevers (les huguenots, giacomo meyerbeer, 1836): twist soft serve ice cream is objectively the best. you get two flavors in ONE BITE. why are you complaining about two flavors of christianity in one country,

#tell me he wouldn’t say that #opera tag #opera #les huguenots #meyerbeer #giacomo meyerbeer #we stan a dumbass good baritone #ice cream #diversity is the spice of life #incorrect opera quotes #pls excuse this shitpost

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim

Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!

Dick: No offense Timmy.

Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!

Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-

Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!

Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...

Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt

Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim

Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close

Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*

Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass

Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*

#dick really wants to bond with jason by shittalking people but jason refuses to let that happen #dick starts showing up wherever Jason is to start shit talking people with him so jason is just quiet until he looks over at dick and goes #'I cant wait to tell Tim about this' and dick is just like 'NO DONT SHIT TALK ABOUT ME TO TIM'#cause like half of shit talking other people with siblings is just shit talking about another family member #one time Dick walks in on Tim and Jason shit talking someone and it's like those scenes in soap operas where the person was just cheated on #dick just sees being the 'most brother-like brother' to his brothers as being the favorite and he really wants to be the favorite #but he is trying too hard so the others are just like nah its something that is just spontaneously formed you can't force it #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #batfam #bat family #stephanie brown

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yuno-karei · 8 months

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[Image ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic based on incorrect quotes. Opera in the first image says "I scare people sometimes because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there. " with a sigh. In the second image, it's a bottom up shot with Kalego squatting on top of a cupboard, scared shitless while holding onto a spray bottle and pointing it at Opera in an attempt to defend himself. "How did you get into my house!? " he asks. A bit of the back of Opera's head is shown in the bottom right corner of the image, and their ear wiggles while they reply "Exactly. " in delight. End ID]

Yeah.

#mairimashita! iruma kun #m!ik #fanart #doodle #mairuma incorrect quotes #naberius kalego #opera #yuno art #funny looking angle but I can't be assed to make it accurate LMAO

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luxthestrange · 6 months

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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#45 Master~

Opera*Blinks seeing You grab their hand and put something in it...closing their palm for them not see,...then leaving them confused as you run away*???

Opera*Opens palm*...!?!?

Opera*Holding a tiny plush...of Iruma wearing a fluff-lego onesie...two cute things they love in one*...

-In the Teacher's Faculty Room-

Opera: I think I'm falling for My Master

Kalego*Glaring at him from across his desk, Knowing who they are talking about...Iruma's hot parent* Then get up.

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handstler · 11 months

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Christine: who else here thought Erik was my boyfriend?

Christine: Erik, put your hand down.

#erik destler #christine daae #the phantom of the opera #poto #poto e/c #e/c #erik x christine #phantom of the opera #christine x erik #incorrect phantom of the opera quotes #incorrect quotes

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flea-palace · 11 months

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various phantom x text posts

#part two coming soon #ive had so many poto blogs where i make diff versions of this in the past that im gonna start running out of ideas soon #erik #erik the phantom #incorrect poto #poto #incorrect phantom of the opera quotes #phantom of the opera #christine daae #phantom of the paradise #phantom 1990

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thedvilsinthedetails · 2 months

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rosekiller texts leaked:

no I don’t know who is who

#the most boring soap opera #marauders #dead gay wizards #marauders era #harry potter marauders #marauders fandom #rosekiller #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #Incorrect rosekiller #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #barty x evan #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #evan rosier #slytherin skittles

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narcissusinamirrormaze · 1 year

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Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion

#incorrect quotes #musicals #6 of these were said by me #4 of these were said by teachers #good luck guessing #hamilton #phantom of the opera #jekyll and hyde musical #les miserables #dear evan hansen #heathers #mean girls #be more chill #little shop of horrors #next to normal #bare a pop opera #beetlejuice #ride the cyclone

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opera-shitpost · 1 year

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DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

Tosca @ Cavaradossi, probably

#opera #opera shitpost #opera shitposts #incorrect opera quotes #tosca #floria tosca #cavaradossi #mario cavaradossi #has anyone thought of that before??#i'm so sorry

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incorrect-mairuma · 3 months

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Opera: Stop being so passive-aggressive with your students.

Kalego: When do I sound passive?

#m!ik #mairimashita! iruma kun #mairuma #incorrect m!ik quotes #m!ik incorrect quotes #mairuma incorrect quotes #mairimashita iruma kun #m!ik opera #naberius kalego

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where-s-all-blue · 7 months

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Shanks: Get your purse Buggy, Mihawk's already waiting in the car

Buggy, offended: First of all, this is a clutch. Not a purse. And secondly, you never told me where we're going in the first place.

Shanks: To see an opera?

Buggy: Opera? OPERA? YOU THINK THAT WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE WEARING IS FITTING FOR OPERA??

Shanks: Mihawk is also going in his everyday wear.

Buggy: Mihawk is a bisexual goth daddy, everything he owns screams class and that he probably lives in a huge castle up on a hill that seems to attract bats for some unknown reason. You, on the other hand, look like a drunken university student who's about to smoke weed.

Buggy: I refuse to go unless we both look presentable.

Twenty minutes later

Mihawk: What took you so long.

Shanks: Buggy was being a diva.

Buggy: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO FLASHILY KNOWS HOW TO DRESS FOR THE OCCASION

#one piece #onepiece #one piece conversation #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece shanks #red haired shanks #shanks #one piece buggy #buggy #buggy the clown #buggy the genius jester #buggy the flashy fool #buggy the pirate #mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #one piece mihawk #dracule mihawk #opera #modern au

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incorrect-poto · 10 months

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Christine: Wow, great work on all the props. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Erik: Fake?

#incorrect phantom of the opera quotes #incorrect poto quotes #phantom of the opera #poto memes #incorrect quotes #poto #erik the phantom #poto musical #christine daae

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ourfatherwhoartinhell · 29 days

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After summoning a new ghoul, trying to figure out where to put them, Papa's be like:

#I know this is phantom of the opera but I thought it was funny #the band ghost #ghost ghouls #ghost band #nameless ghouls #incorrect ghost quotes #incorrect ghouls quotes #queue be thy name

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luxthestrange · 5 months

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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#44 Cuddle-buds

Y/n: When Me and Legos are cuddling I’m too scared to move-If I move not even an inch he might get up and decide that cuddle time is over...

Y/n: Opera is the opposite- The more I move the tighter their hold becomes...It’s like they’re daring me to try to escape...

Y/n: Balam is like that too...but he doesnt know it-He almost suffocated me the other night-...but a worthy death to die by asphyxiation by his man boobs...

Murmur: … I need a cuddle buddy dammit-STOP FLAUNTING YOUR LOVE ENDEAVOURS DAMMIT!?

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