#opera shitposts
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Figaro:
#which figaro?#doesn't matter; both#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#figaro#il barbiere di siviglia#the barber of seville#le nozze di figaro#the marriage of figaro#in this house we enjoy feeling schadenfreude for rich people's little inconveniences
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I love Puccini as much as the next girl but when the Met is gearing up for their 1,360th performance of La Bohéme, don’t you think you should focus on something else?
(Just saying that the fact Fire Shut Up in My Bones only has 8 performances and Susannah only has 7 is unjust)
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this is all I make now
#poto#phantom of the opera#meg giry#christine daae#megstine#?#txt#the phantom of the opera#poto shitpost
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phantom of the opera + twitter
#phantom stan twitter AU is alive and well#can you actually imagine the chaos unfolding when the chandelier falls#you'd have conspiracy theorists saying that the managers staged it themselves as an insurance thing or something#of course the ballet girls would be all over the tl claiming they saw the ghost do it#you'd have some mysterious acc with 0 followers hopping in on the drama to say the chandelier was 'very old and worn and fell of itself!'#the managers would have to do damage control the next day#the poor opera house PR team wouldn't sleep for days#ugh the insanity of it all#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#poto twit
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Why does The Unknown from the catastrophic Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience feel so famili—WAIT A MINUTE
lives in the walls ✔️
wears mask ✔️
makes candy ✔️
#the phantom of the opera#shitposts#the unknown#scottish willy wonka catastrophe#Glasgow Willy wonka
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thinking about how in just a little bit erik will sing “it’s over now the music of the night” and it really will be over
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Jumping on a trend, sorry.
They're looking at Peepaw Webber by the way
#myart#cats the musical#the phantom of the opera#poto eric#poto#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#cats jemima#jemima cats#eric poto#meme#shitpost#sorry#anyways so I recently found out from a friend that you're supposed to use your babygirls or comfort characters or whatnot for this meme#I thought people just did random characters to be funny but apparently not. Oops#anyways I promise that Erik Phantom of the Opera isn't my babygirl
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So I made some things
And last but not least, this one is for me and my Raoul stans:
I feel so funny
#phantom of the opera#poto#poto musical#poto 25#the phantom of the opera#raoul de chagny#erik the phantom#christine daae#hadley fraser#ramin karimloo#sierra boggess#my editses#poto memes#asterrisks#favorite asterrisks#text posts#text post#poto shitpost
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Wasting the first half hour of your lesson time complaining about your coworkers. Surprise surprise, they're total divas.
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tfw you married a charming leggiero tenor who sang you some beautiful serenades and went to ridiculous lengths to make sure that you loved him for himself and not for his title or money, and 3 years into your marriage he becomes a nasty jealous baritone who constantly cheats on you and sides with the very people he was previously up against…
#a moment of silence for our girl rosina#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera as memes#il barbiere di siviglia#the barber of seville#rossini#gioachino rossini#le nozze di figaro#the marriage of figaro#mozart#wolfgang amadeus mozart
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Can’t see red flags when you’re wearing rose colored glasses.
#phantom of the opera#the phantom of the opera#erik the phantom#erik poto#poto 1989#poto#erik destler#poto shitpost#gaston leroux#leroux erik#alw phantom
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Do you think erik practices his cape swooshes in the mirror. Because there is no way my man gets them that majestic naturally
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it's immensely funny to me how andrew lloyd webber read this passage from the book and was like yeah the journey down to the phantom's lair is this really breathtaking magical gondola ride where christine is just captivated by the strange and fantastical beauty of it all (see below)
when in the novel they're both like in a rowboat in the dark with christine scared out of her mind and confused as hell while erik is paddling like he's out for an extreme day of fishing and just staring christine down for the entire duration of the journey without blinking once . like mind you his eyes quite literally GLOW in the DARK and he's just fucking staring into her soul and silently rowing and probably not even breathing like
#AND IT'S SOMEHOW STILL HOT#i always forget that by this point in the book there's no “i am your angel of music / come to me angel of music” like in the musical#like she has no idea who this mf kidnapping her is and when she says “who are you where is the voice” he's just like 🙄#and when she DOES find out that *he's* the voice and he's been pretending to be an angel sent by her dead father for 3 months#it's when he's just set her down in his sitting room that's filled with a bunch of stupid pretentious flowers#and he's like “don't be afraid you're in no danger” despite the fact that she's been taken FIVE STORIES BENEATH THE OPERA against her will#by the guy who's been manipulating and lying to her through the goddamn walls#ohhhhhhhh and then fans have the audacity to get mad at christine for trying to snatch his mask like THIS MF ABDUCTED HER????#(still love him though <3)#(his morals are questionable but so is my interest in men😍)#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost
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