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alastorvalentine · 5 hours
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the point of shoplifting is to be yourself and have fun
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decay
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alastorvalentine · 6 hours
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thank you @buccaneeering for the tag !! 💥🦐
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my.worm :) his name is chucklefuck
worrmmmm make a wormmm @vinyltile212 @thekagaminesdeadbodys @hamletkin @gabrielisdead
fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go
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happy worm creation my friends
tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)
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alastorvalentine · 7 hours
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watching phantom of the opera with my friends and the way Raoul takes Christine to the roof—physically the highest he can take her—to profess his love for her before the world and promise to take care of her and see her succeed and shine versus the Phantom taking Christine down into the depths—as low as he could take her—to profess his love where no one can hear or see and hide her away among the other collected items where they would otherwise collect dust
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alastorvalentine · 7 hours
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alastorvalentine · 8 hours
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i think it's important you all know my literature teacher did well and truly write "homoerotic desire" as a theme for Victor Frankenstein up on the whiteboard today... this dude was so gay it's getting mentioned in a Catholic school 200 years later. Teachers aren't meant to mention gay people (see: Catholic) but it was imperative, I suppose.
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alastorvalentine · 8 hours
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Wisnlow's design made by @bonzlydoo (x)
I just love it so much I HAD to draw it
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alastorvalentine · 8 hours
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alastorvalentine · 10 hours
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Sometimes I’m looking at art on here and I see a drawing of a rather strong looking old man and I immediately assume it’s my buddy Jean Valjean.
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alastorvalentine · 20 hours
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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alastorvalentine · 20 hours
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came to a realization that this is just madame thénardier and gavroche
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alastorvalentine · 20 hours
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ever in trouble? just remember this handy acronym!
WWIJDDDT (what would inspector javert do? don't do that!)
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alastorvalentine · 21 hours
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this too shall pass
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alastorvalentine · 21 hours
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With the power of autism, anything can be related to Frankenstein
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alastorvalentine · 21 hours
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🎶Passing bells and sculpted angels
Cold and monumental
Seem, for you the wrong companion🎶
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alastorvalentine · 21 hours
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Nico the sorrowful
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