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Gryffindor: People always say drinking numbs the pain. Why isn’t it working?
Slytherin: It would help if the drink in question wasn’t chocolate milk.
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*Harry and Draco dancing at an event.*
Harry: Sorry.
Draco: For what?
Harry: For being a terrible dancer and embarrassing you.
Draco: I’m dancing with the chosen one, the boy who lived, the most handsome man in the wizarding world.
Harry:
Draco: Believe me you’re not embarrassing me, people would kill to be me right now.
Harry: *Soft smile.*
Harry: I only want you.
Draco: I know. Now let’s go get a drink because my toes can’t handle you stepping on them one more time.
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Sirius: I love you remu-
Mary: *bursting into the common room* REMUS YOU TURNED MY BOYFRIEND GAY!
Common room: ......
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Gryffindor x Slytherin
Gryffindor: GUESS WHO JUST GOT LAID
Ravenclaw: good for you, but I want to re-
Gryffindor: mmmmmmMMM THATS RIGHT I JUST HIT (S/N) WITH A BOOK AND THEIR UNCONSCIOUS help me hide the body and said they were prou-
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Slytherin: I can't believe she gave me a B.
Ravenclaw: Oh boo hoo, I got a C.
Gryffindor: Wait, you guys are passing?
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Gryffindor: Merlin, you snakes are such losers.
Slytherin: Yesterday you were playing Go Fish by yourself with a half-eaten jar of cookie butter turned over and *I'm* the loser here?
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Slytherin: You really shouldn’t be using a straw.
Gryffindor: I know. Save the turtles and whatnot.
Slytherin: No, I just fear that you aren’t getting very far by eating your spaghetti with it.
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