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heir-of-snakes · 3 months

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Gryffindor: People always say drinking numbs the pain. Why isn’t it working?

Slytherin: It would help if the drink in question wasn’t chocolate milk.

#slytherin #incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #incorrect slytherin quotes #incorrect house quotes #incorrect gyffindor quotes #gryffindor house #gryffindor #godric gryffindor #salazar slytherin #slytherin house #source: my wife and i #hogwarts incorrect quotes #incorrect hogwarts quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #tis the queue

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callsign-bunnie · 1 year

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Alex, playing mobile pool: Alright, Gaz, before you watch that replay, just remember that I love you.

Gaz, watching Alex knock 6 balls in when he hasn't even managed to average one a turn: Alex, I'm not even sure you like me.

#source: my wife and I #Kyle Gaz Garrick #Gaz Cod #Alex Keller #Alex COD #Gaz x Alex #Alex x Gaz #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare II #gazalex #the gazalex agenda #Incorrect COD quotes #Incorrect quotes #queue for dinner again hunny?

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ninjautistic · 5 months

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I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK

#This might be proof that lloyd is quite jacked #i mean lloyd literally cracked the entire floor split open under ONE fucking FIST #and in dragons rising lloyd literally blocked the empress' sword on her big mech with his tiny ass gold sword #and lloyd also literally lifted and threw kai across the ship in dragons rising too..#and in the magazine comics (not entirely canon sadly) lloyd threw a big ass enormous fucking vengestone mech in his oni form with his HANDS #ANNNNDDD lloyd can even handle the power of the source dragon in dragons rising..#ANNNNNDD the original ending for crystallised was gonna be about lloyd lost in his oni form and beating the overlords ass and rule ninjago..#in which apparently the ninja save him from the power of FRIENDSHIP #lloyd literally fell on piles of glass and wasn't bothered by it #HE WAS 9 AND HE FELL ON PILES OF GLASS WITH NO HESITATION!?!?!#fucking OUCH #and yet wu says lloyd is “the wise one” fuck that shit he should become a GOD #lloyd literally risked to sacrifice his life to the three dragon cores in dragons rising like holy fucking shit I'd marry him #if lloyd was a villain I'd fucking root for him so hard I'd be on my knees they should make it happen PLEASE PLES PLEASEE #sorry i love lloyd hes my wife #ninjago #ninjago fandom #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd garmadon ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd garmadon

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macksartblock · 5 months

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Sparrow’s on the manic pixie dream girl to “what happened to her?” mom pipeline is this anything

#the answer’s no #source? my own mother I can see the patterns #sparrow oak garcia #dndads #you can pinpoint when I get fucked up about characters to Mitski it’s the first sign before I spiral #he’s so mom coded he’s so eldest daughter coded he’s so my wife

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ffc1cb · 2 years

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addicted to drawing him. he is so funny to me

#yttd #midori yttd #sou hiyori #shin tsukimi #maple yttd #im going to be completely honest i feel like that one insane anon who was like oh i dont actually interact with the source material i read #fanfics in order to grasp what the plot is about #except i dont read fanfics. i am piercing the plot together from memes youtube videos fandom wiki and my wifes knowledge #i cant play the game horror genre is not my cup of tea but im mesmerized by the characters. midori in particular. as you can see #art stuff

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kirby-the-gorb · 1 month

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#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #(edit: it's been found thank you! original tags preserved below)#I cannot for the life of me find one specific reaction image and its source post #the one where the person is coming to in a hospital bed after a surgery #and they try to eat their own fist #and get stopped #and make big wibbly confused crying faces #it's smooth line images interspersed with text #does anyone have it?#cuz that '🥺???' was me most of the day and I wanted the image so I could convey it #but I Couldn't Find It #and neither my wife nor my best friend have any idea what image I'm talking about #so they can't help #(my partner isn't very online so there's no point asking them lol)#do any of y'all have it pls #I want the original post but I can't even find the standalone reaction image which should be enough to find the post #I've found one iteration of someone drawing their oc in the meme format and that's as far as I got even with as much as I remember about it #favorites

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adm-starblitzsteel-4305 · 5 days

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Suko: Hi Mom!

Shimo: I'm not supposed to talk to you.

Suko: Oh, why's that?

Shimo: Because your dad is gonna talk to you when he gets home.

Suko: Oh, why is that?

Shimo, glared: School called.

Suko: *gasps*

Kong, slams the door open: YOU!!!

Suko: *screams*

[Source: American Dad]

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mxliv-oftheendless · 2 years

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Sandman, “Calliope”:

Calliope: Violence is not the answer, Oneiros!

Morpheus: You’re right.

Calliope: Thank you.

Morpheus: Violence is the question.

Morpheus: And the answer is yes.

Calliope: ONEIROS NO—

#my guy was ready to throw down for his ex wife and I love that so much #the sandman #incorrect sandman quotes #source: tumblr #dream of the endless #morpheus #oneiros #calliope

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bluebudgie · 20 days

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Unicorn Overlord somehow manages to have 80% of dialogue sound like homoerotic innuendo, and simultaneously be turbo-straight to the max

#sharon and ochlys are canon tho (like in a lucius/raven “i want to be your wife my best friend :)” way #and [redacted]/[redacted] are according to a random redditor's source at least somewhat intended #i have no heterosexual explanation for a lot of the lines and yet. and yet.#budgie plays unicorn overlord

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b1odeuwed · 8 days

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What crimes has the guqqie scientist variant committed

ARG!Guqqie has committed the following crimes:

Medical experimentation on a human

Cannibalism

Abduction

Aggravated assault

Uxoricide (murder of a partner) in multiple ways including the following:

Murder by drowning

Murder by suffocation

Murder by melting/burning a human body

Decapitating a person

Stabbing

Starving and dehydrating a person to death

Poisoning

Crushing a person to death

Use of explosives

Shooting

Use of radioactive material

Electrocution

Necromancy

#arg!guqqie #source go watch her ARG finale video it’s my fav #my favourite worst person to ever live ever . your wife stabs you ONE TIME and she does all this #doesn’t even include the crossdimensional yuri dooming she commits #OH ALSO the cannibalism one was confirmed by aimsey. because i asked him

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 5 months

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Farkas, about Artanis: "She killed innocent people."

Farkas: Okay, but her eyes are literally big and brown and sad, so she can do whatever.

#i will go down with this ship #i won't put my hands up and surrender #and apparently neither will arty #murder wife and wolf husband #oc: artanis felagund #listener #dark brotherhood #farkas #companions of jorrvaskr #whiterun #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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callsign-bunnie · 1 year

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Ghost: Soap, I'm a grown ass adult, you can't tell me to take a nap

Soap: Look, you're acting like kind of an asshole, so just lay down, close your eyes, and if you're still awake in like thirty minutes, I'll let you get back up

Ghost: I am a grown man, I don't need nap-

Soap: Just fucking lay down please??

Ghost: ...fine. But only to prove this is stupid.

Ghost, five minutes later: *snoring*

Soap: Don't need to nap, huh?

#source: my wife and i again #Johnny Soap Mactavish #Simon Ghost Riley #Soap Cod #Ghost COD #Soapghost #Ghostsoap #Soap x Ghost #Ghost x Soap #Macriley #Call of Duty #Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 #Incorrect COD quotes #Incorrect quotes

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 months

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Polar: Baby, I got you a gift.

Eclipse: A gift?

Polar: Yes, baby. A gift. Open it.

Eclipse, excitedly bouncing: A new collar! My old one got broken, you got me a new one!? Help me put it on? My arm still hurts.

Polar, putting it onto him: You looked really sad and uncomfortable without a collar after it got broken. So I got you a new one.

Eclipse, hands happy stimming: Thank you, thank you thank you! *squeaks with echolalia*

Polar, fondly watching him be happy and excited: I love you so much.

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citruscloudsandmoon · 1 year

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Misa about L: "L is kinda like a dog. He doesn't really think about me when I am gone. But he is so happy when I show up 🥰"

#source: big bang theory #Death note #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect death note quotes #Lxmisa #l x misa #Lawmane #l lawliet #Misa Amane #Yeah hi...#I miss them that's why I posted about them 😭#Otp: I think I just met my wife #Line: I could fall for you

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jeff-the-box-boy · 6 months

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#limbus company #limbus meme #this is a joke #i dont think faust would do this #but #i cant stop think about yi sangs source #ego death cause my wife cheats on me... 😔

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elisedonut · 5 months

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you know lips of an angel actually goes pretty hard when you think about it in the context of like someone in a relationship they don't want to be in but feel like they have to stay in *cough* pureblood politics/royalty aus

or "a someone they cant have situation" and are with in their perspective someone who would never be enough so ofc they'll always be tempted even just a bit by the one calling

#percy weasley #because i was thinking of ships involving him with this because ofc i was #a few different ones but #Flintley #for sure for sure totally not because ive been talking to someone about him cheating on his wife with Percy for the last few days #it is actually #that sounds weird and ooc for Percy but it makes sense with the context that i will not be giving #source: trust me bro #if i was also thinking of my very specific ver of Draco/Percy that lives in my head then thats my business #anyway #i love forbidden love songs but most end up being cheating because people are boring #like is that forbidden? yes #but is it also boring and lame? also yes #give me a vague forbidden love song that i can meld to my whims and needs in my head #like i already have a few but they're all like vocaloid/anime songs

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