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Morpheus: I left instructions for everyone while i'm gone
Corinthian: mine just says "corinthian no"
Morpheus: i want you to apply it to every possible situation
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incorrect sandman quotes but its all ferdie's tweets part 1 (part 2)
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That’s exactly how the conversation went right?
Inspired by: this vine [x]
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Dream: Thanks for not telling Hob what happened.
Matthew: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Morpheus: "Dracula had it right."
Morpheus: "Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations."
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Corinthian: Well if it isn't the boss's little boyfriend.
Hob: Oh, hi Corinthian. Dream doesn't really talk about you much, how are you.
Corinthian: Nothing really just strolling around, so you've been dating him for a while?
Hob: Yup!
Corinthian: Is he a screamer?
Hob: *blushes* Well uh..
Dream: I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it...
Corinthian: It was worth it.
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Dream: Hob and I are dating.
Death: *gasp*
Desire: *gasp*
Lucienne: *gasp*
Matthew : *gasp*
Hob: *gasp*
Dream: Hob, why are you gasping?
Hob: Sorry, I'm still surprised.
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Dream: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
The Corinthian, counting on his fingers: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.
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Prideful fallen angel y/n, making it their purpose to bother Lucifer, hovering over their shoulder: “Tell me I’m pretty.”
Lucifer, wondering if they’ll ever know peace again: “Yeah, pretty annoying.”
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Hob: I don't have separation anxiety what are you talking about?
Dream: You have not let go of my hand since I got here. Neither did you want to let go of my hand when you needed to go to the bathroom.
Hob: What if you got lost 🥺
Dream: ... In your flat?
Hob: The layout is very misleading
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Hob: so, I'm in love with Dream
Johanna: Dream? Dream of the Endless?
Hob: yeah, thoughts?
Johanna: and prayers
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Morpheus/Dream: “My big sister gave me a ‘get better soon card’.”
Hob: “Oh well that was nice of her-.”
Morpheus/Dream: “-I’m not sick. She just thinks I should get better.”
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incorrect sandman quotes but its all ferdie's tweets part 2 (part 1)
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ok here are some The Last Unicorn quotes that slay me because they fit so well and therefore I will write this AU *screaming internally at myself*
“Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.”
“...no cat out of its first fur can ever be deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, who enjoy them.”
(definitely have to add a cat that knows exactly what’s going on)
“Marveling at his own boldness, he said softly, "I would enter your sleep if I could, and guard you there, and slay the thing that hounds you, as I would if it had the courage to face me in fair daylight. But I cannot come in unless you dream of me.”
“There never is a happy ending because nothing ever ends.”
“I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am full of tears and hunger and the fear of death, although I cannot weep, and I want nothing, and I cannot die. I am not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, but I do. I regret.”
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Hob: The difference between us is that I do nothing to try to hide my clinginess while you pretend it's a coincidence that you're in the same room as me 97% of the time.
Dream: The fact that I'm laying on you means nothing.
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Corinthian: welcome to the fuck Dream club were we say fuck you to Dream Of The Endless
Corinthian: and a special welcome to our newest member
Hob: I think I misunderstood the purpose of this club
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