"Do you take constructive criticism my Lord?"

Lucienne's first meeting with Dream's "masterpiece".

I made a silly based on this post by popular demand ( @lighthouseshepard 🖤) I’m sharing it with you all ✨

Hob looking at Dream’s pitiful emo ass: Sweet Dreams??? Are made of THIS????

i only like couples where they are both just losers. like absolutely pathetically embarrassing. they are sooo lucky they found each other bc everyone else on the planet would rather be shot than be shackled to either of them

Neil Gaiman´s Endless

Dream

By Quique Alcatena

Remember that part of the sound of her wings where a guy literally gets run over by a car and fucking dies yet Dream and Death continue their pleasent chat? I don't think we as a fandom utilize its full comedic potential

Picture a scene, Death drags Dream to some fancy ball, and by some miracle, Dream has some semblance of fun:

Death: Thanks for humoring me, little brother, I know you're not big on socializing ^-^

*a man in the background eats a piece of cake and violently starts choking*

Dream: Of course, anything for my big sister

*people surround the choking man in panic. They are trying to help him but to no aveil*

Death: Awww, you're so sweet!

*the man lets out his final breath, someone faints from stress*

Death: oop, looks like my charge is ready! It was fun hanging out with you, bye!

*a young woman collapses on the dead man's chest, sobbing uncontrolably*

Dream: I enjoyed your company as well, fare well, sister :)

he’s crying in all of these you just can’t see cause of his stupid emo hair

One of my favourite things about Dream is that when his son asked him what his own dream meant, Dream is just like

"How the hell should I know? Get up, you're gonna be late"

Is that Dream being Dream or him being a typical dad?

Why is no one talking about the fact that Dream turned into a tiny version of himself to hide in Unity's doll's house to sneak upon her???

Dream x Reader fic based on Abstract (Psychopomp) by Hozier where the reader is fatally injured and Dream just holds them in their last moments. Dream believes the fear in their eyes is because they fear what may come next but in reality they fear leaving Dream alone, and in their last moments they reflect on the memory of meeting Dream for the first time and it cuts back and forth between what the reader thought/felt and what Dream thought/felt until the reader finally breathes their last breath

I feel that theres a distinction between hob liking dream still despite him being Like That as being a moral highground where hes just like,, just an extremely empathetic Good Person Saint and hob liking dream bc hob is just fucking buckwild and hes just into whatever dream already has going on type of "i like watching him commit atrocities but if my consistent love (obsession) makes him more emotionally stable thats cool too i guess" like,, he wants dream to be happy but theres a "support womens WRONGS" trait in him where he would probably put up little to no fight if dream just wanted to be this just awful being.

Death or someone idk: dream has literally just become a swarm of locusts and is attacking london as we speak because someone gave your pub a bad review in the paper

Hob: but look at how good of a time hes having biting people and destroying things!!

Like this is nothing but shitposting and im not telling off anyone elses interpretation but theres something so great to me about hob having a bright curious personality but also he genuinely pats himself on the back for his restraint of only breaking the kneecaps of the dude who stole his parking spot and not full on draw and quartering the bastard

Love me more by Mitski

Precious man (not in black!) sighted ❤ (x,x)

Neil Gaiman: Hi, I'm Neil Gaiman. I'm wearing the first red T-shirt I've worn since 1987. Because I'm a member of the WGA. I'm on strike. I care so much for the things that I've written but I'm out here right now not working and here until we get a good contract because I care about the future of the WGA, the future of young writers. I want a world in which no AI writes scripts or attempts to. I want a world in which young writers get to learn how to make television. And I want a world in which we are fairly compensated for the things that we put up on streaming.

in the latest cyber-news: the internet archive has lost their case against 4 major publishing houses (verge article). they’re going to appeal, but this is still a bad outcome. the fate of the internet is currently hanging in the balance because 4 multibillionare publishing groups missed out on like $15 of combined revenue during the pandemic because of the archive’s online library service. it’s so fucking stupid.

for those who don’t know what the internet archive is, it’s a virtual library full of media. books, magazines, recordings, visuals, flash games, websites - a lot of these things either don’t exist anymore or cannot be found & bought. heard of the wayback machine? that’s part of the internet archive. it is the most important website to exist, and i don’t say that lightly. if the internet archive goes down, the cultural loss will be immeasurable.

so how can you help?

boycott the publishing companies involved in this. they’re absolute ghouls, frankly, and don’t deserve a penny. the companies involved are harpercollins (imprints), wiley (imprints), penguin random house llc (imprints), and hachette book group (imprints). make sure the websites are set to your location as it may differ worldwide.

learn to torrent. download a torrent client (i recommend transmission), a vpn (i recommend protonvpn - sign up and choose the area that’s closest to your continent/country), and hit up /r/piracy on reddit for websites. with torrenting, you can get (almost) any media you want for free in high quality, with add-ons such as subtitles, and with no risks of loss. i would also recommend getting into the habit of watching stuff online for free. the less you can pay to a giant corporation, the better.

get into the habit of downloading and archiving materials. find a TB external hard drive, ideally the higher the better. it’ll probably cost around $60 for 1TB and continue to go up, but they’re so so useful. if you can’t afford a drive, look for any GB harddrives or memory sticks you have lying around and just fill them up. videos, pdfs, magazines, songs, movies, games - anything you can rip and download and fit on there, do it, because nothing is permanent.

donate to the internet archive. this is the most important option on the list. the IA relies entirely on funding, and it’s going to need more to fight this case. whatever you can donate, do it. i promise it’s helpful.

and finally…

I wish there was an online social space that explicitly banned celebrities. You follow us everywhere. It's creepy.

I've been here on Tumblr, quietly posting, for well over a decade. Your account has existed for a few weeks. Who exactly is following who, here?

Quick doodle: Morpheus & Daniel (guest star: Goldie plushie) 🌟