Okay but the thing people aren’t talking about (and I need to talk about) is the Gods marked that box “Return to Sender.”
Let’s think this through. The gods knew what was in the box. (Athena was annoyed/insulted/whatever.) The gods who don’t just give demigods big scary weapons that might later be used against them? The gods did that?
The Gods. But no, not really. Just one God.
The God who didn’t like how that man laid hands on his boy. The God who rent the sky with rain each time Gabe degraded his son. The God who knew why Sally had to pick a man like that (probably told her to pick a man like that after the sundae incident) but caused the ground to shake each time that man laid a finger on his Queen.
Poseidon knew what kind of man Gabe was. And he had Hermes leave that box for Gabe to find. Poseidon let Gabe make the choice but Poseidon signed Gabe’s death warrant.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Sometimes nightmares are a b*tch but don't worry your personal overworking nightlight will sleep beside you and make everything better :)
Hugging the nightmares away...
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After Mexico, Johnny makes a habit of asking Simon about his heart
Johnny: You have a heart?
Simon: A cold one
Johnny: You have a heart?
Simon: Not this time
Johnny: You have a heart?
Simon: Dead and buried
Johnny: You have a heart?
Simon: I wish I didn't
Johnny: You have a heart?
Simon: Achy today
Johnny: You have a heart?
Simon: You ought to know, Sergeant. It's yours.
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them >>>>
look I had every intention of drawing a shirt on Link but a) I couldn't decide what to draw b) seemed like a good opportunity to show some battle scars and c) why miss the chance to make it that teensy bit spicier? 👀
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“I love you more than anything.” >>> “You were everything to me.” >>> “I bet we were fun.” “Like you wouldn’t believe it.”
tell me that you’re not ok without telling me you’re not ok.
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If Loki is the only one who has his memories of the TVA and has to collect everyone from their original timelines, please have Mobius unabashedly flirt with Loki as he tries to sell him on jet ski’s.
I want Loki to turn red
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“You’ll still need to return the books on time.”
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When someone says that they understand your pain cus’ their ship broke up, but your ship hasn’t even made it to first base yet and it’s been 24.. years.. like, NO SHARON YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
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Eddie and Susie is the slowest of the slow burns 🥵🥵🥵🥵 they are attracted to each other but they don’t notice because of the whole business thing
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I cannot, for the life of me, find the original post on tumblr, so here's a screenshot from the IG post I saw the other day:
yeah... you don't
been testing out my recent style on these two dorks and I can't- i just can't. Only after drawing this - AFTER 6 YEARS - I realise how they are both trapped. Literally, figuratively and visually. Ben, darling, no one asked you to stand like that. I see what you did there, Rian. I see what you did there.
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