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Mark *in love and stupid*: explain your smolness
Gordo: bitch, do you have a DEATH WISH…
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robbie: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million dollars?
gordo: i’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free
robbie, tearing up: i’m your best friend?
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Anne: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?
Gilbert, anxiously: I promise.
Anne: So there’s this guy—
Gilbert: You can do better.
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Rachel: i need that bed
Chandler: why?
Rachel: because i need it
Chandler: why?
Rachel: because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they’d attack that bed first. so, i need this bed
Chandler: so, you’re saying that you want me to get murdered first? in front of you? and then what would you do? would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?
Rachel: that was the plan
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December 20th-25th: Holiday Roundup
This year is a definite improvement over last year. For one thing I'm not crying over a break-up and a lost job. Lately, things have just had a lot of potential, and thanks to a well-placed Botox needle and my commitment to sunscreen and hydration: I have aged backward (I'm sure).
Reading: Finally finished "Shrines of Gaiety" - very Peaky Blinders with a dash of Agatha Christie and at 450 pages, not a small feat. I love ambiguous endings, happy or unhappy. I will definitely read more Kate Atkinson. I'm in the middle of "You Are More than You Think You Are" (daily meditations, meant to be consumed slowly), "Sapiens" (600 pages on all of human history, casual), and was gifted two more Samantha Irby essay collections from Zach and Natalie for Christmas. In order to hit my 50 book goal next year, I've got to get 5 down in January.
Writing: Before I'm out of this year, I am transferring all the written quotes from my well-worn journal into three places. The jokes are going into my tight ten, the stories are all getting dumped into a narrative doc, maybe even a Google Drive for organization, and my daily inspirational quotes I'll crib for the next notebook. Maybe I'll even write some of them hear and rank how great of advice I think it is in hindsight/how I can improve upon it. Also I have very much enjoyed how good I've been about Journaling this year, starting in March it got really consistent and that's where the progress got better too. That's the thing about journals: they have the side effect of turning your life into a narrative (even if it's a boring one) and then you can start to find a way to root for the main character. God forbid, you could even learn to improve her behavior (except for all the dirty stuff because let's face it, that's fun).
Cooking: Ugh. This one is brutal. I'm trying to order less takeout and it's like taking a banana away from a gorilla. Except I'm the gorilla and the banana taker. My likely insane goal is to not order takeout for the rest of the year, but how about we (me and the voices in my head) allow me to order it on the 27th? One more time for the day I'm least likely to have groceries/the will to grocery shop.
But also really Erin? You can't make it 9 days without ordering food.
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I don't know. We'll have to see.
For the family's '70s-themed Christmas party, I made Dad's green bean casserole with potato chips as breadcrumbs. This was actually an unnaturally impressive feat as our kitchen was filled with people, dishes, incorrect ingredients (used buckwheat flour in a pinch) and the burners and oven were temperamental at best.
Political Awareness: Donald Trump is just fully quoting Hitler now. Abortion rights and regulations are cruel (and bigger in texas).
Loving Relationships: Mom and I spent a day together shopping at Stanford for Dad's present (a space-themed lego set because he is a child at heart). Dad and I watched Love Actually with George (giant German shepherd, settled between us as a very unlikely lap dog). We spent Christmas Eve at Barb and Jack's who are basically the godparents I never had. Lauren and Eric came over with Rosie who is just now starting to walk and talk and IS in fact the love of my life. Ash and Zach braved a visit from their Dad and Zach, Natalie, and I shared a joint on the porch. Got a Schitt's Creek Monopoly game and Chanel Perfume from the White Elephant and Dad respectively. Lots of family love. Lots of Mess.
Saw Nathan (from the Southwest flight) in Palo Alto and we ended up driving back to SF together and making out all night. His new place is gorgeous and weird like most San Francisco apartments. There's even a little rabbit in a hutch outside.
Getting Outside: Stanford is beautiful, Half Moon Bay is gorgeous, and I love the look of the Redwood trees. My goal is to go on a hike before I leave...but I leave in 2 days so that goal may have to take a backseat to me sitting and watching old seasons of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
Dressing with Style: I rocked the '70s theme with high tops, acid-wash jeans, and a loud Apres Ski-style sweatshirt. There was also a delightfully tacky tree headband that lit up. Lauren also gave me a ton of her old clothes because the woman has a shopping addiction. Not that I'm complaining- I'm currently organizing and tallying everything. I'm going to have to ship some of this stuff separately.
Cleaning/Organization: This place is a zoo, but I've managed to keep my private space as neat as possible. Even making my bed even though the bed keeps changing because it's chaotic here. I've also managed to get mass amounts of laundry done and a set of dishes in the kitchen. Also in January, I'm going to have cleaners come in for the kitchen and bathroom (and maybe my room while they're there.) Organized spaces = organized mental states.
Yoga: My yoga has been on and off, but stretching is key. Even if it's only 10-15 minutes at a time. Even if it's only 3 minutes. My mat isn't here with me but I can groan over my hamstrings on the carpet- I assume. Haven't actually done it since I got on the plane.
Cardio: I walked barefoot on the treadmill to Christmas music for a mile and it was weirdly life-affirming. Any walk is a walk. And I also downloaded an app called TreeCard that plants a tree for every 10,000 steps you take. I'm currently at two tress because mama loves a walk. Also got reunited with my running shoes I left here last month and plan to purchase another pair in the new year.
Meditation: Kept up with it 5/7 days this week which isn't as amazing as I have been doing, but it's always a great reminder to drop vertically in the moment instead of constantly reaching for a distraction as a form of release. Meditation is healing and important. It stretches time.
Comedy: While I haven't really written any new stuff, I've definitely enjoyed watching a ton of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and general funny shit. I need to find a different angle in to incorporating it in to my routine.
Sleep/Hydration: I'm actually so impressed with how my sleep sorted itself out naturally with the new job/and how much tea throughout the day helps me feel physically and emotionally lighter.
Job: Looks like I'm getting a raise mothahfuckahs!
Good shit is coming. I am so so so so lucky.
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Kourtney: You're playing Beast in North High's show?
Howie: Well, yeah.
Kourtney: I see. Could you do me a favour and go fetch me a knife?
Howie: A knife?
Kourtney: Yes. You'll find one lodged in the middle of my back.
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Alice Cullen, but she’s a little bit Alexis
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Superman: we’ve come to take you home!
The Flash; Three days later!
Wonder Woman: Nobody knew were you where
Green Lantern: And your phone was off
The Flash: I texted Shayera!
Hawkgirl: I’m sorry for not responding to like one text, Wally.
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Ox: i don’t have a crush on anyone
*joe walks into the room without shirt and his shorts*
Ox: i have to gay
Ox: i mean go
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Bellatrix Buckwheat : My kills Cas. I'm greedy.
Castula : You can have them, I'm not so angy.
Bellatrix Buckwheat : Mine. I'm angy. I tasted blood.
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Gavin: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
Carter: Gavin, I think we can all believe I did something this stupid.
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mark: i wish you would just admit when you’ve made a mistake
gordo, stirring coffee aggressively: i prefer it with salt
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Diana: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?
Anne: I promise.
Diana: So there’s this guy—
Anne: You can do better.
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Rachel: *frustratedly messing with a faucet*
Ross: rachel… rachel you’ve got it on cold, you need to balance it with hot
Rachel: *accidentally shuts off the water* oh— well, i’m sorry if i’m not an alchemist, ross!
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* Carter walks by *
Gavin: look at him, he is so stupid, talking stupid shit, I'm gonna tel him to shut the fuck up, yeah I'm gonna kiss him and tell I love him, that will teach him
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Ox: You have to apologize to Robbie, Joe. Or no funny business with me tonight.
Joe: *gritting teeth* Fine.
Joe: *to Robbie* Unfuck you, or whatever.
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