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robin-buck1ey · 2 years
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I’m kinda loving the head canon that Robin is oblivious to any possible flirtation
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Person A and B: *just smile at each other*
Person C: Ew. Disgusting. Get a room or smth. Definitely didn't want to see it. Ew. Perverts. Ew.
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winterchrisp · 2 years
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Eddie: What are you doing?
Buck: *snuggling into Eddie’s arms* Hiding
Eddie: ........ do you mean hugging?
Buck: *pauses and looks up* Did I mumble?
Eddie: No....?
Buck: *snuggling back into Eddie’s arms* This is my safe space.
Eddie: I’m your.....? 🥺
Buck: Yes. Now shut up and put your arms around me
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karmaspidr · 10 months
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Nova: Tries to kiss Adrien by the statue.
Adrien: Walks away before she can.
Nova: So this is what it feels like... I hate what this feels like.
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Akko: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Amanda: You looked in a mirror? Akko: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
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Gilbert, to Anne: I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also I love you.
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ibuki-says · 2 years
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Kaede: Truth or dare?
Shuichi: Truth.
Kaede: How many hours have you slept this week?
Shuichi: ...Dare.
Kaede: Go to bed.
Shuichi: I don't like this game
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adhd-mess · 2 years
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Person C: “Do you have feelings for B?”
Person A: “Feelings of camaraderie!”
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Character A: woah, woah. slow down! you're acting like you're on speed
Character B: I can't alow down! There's too much to do!
A: That is exactly what someone on speed would say
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spicy-cleanness · 2 years
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When you know and learn a lot of languages and your partner not good at speaking at all.
- I love you
- <3
- Te amo mucho
- <3 <3
- Я тебя люблю
- <3 <3 <3
- Я тобі кохаю
- I know only emoji language but it is mutual
Which your otp
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goodomensbutwrong · 9 months
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Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Aziraphale: Sure!
Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?
Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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robin-buck1ey · 2 years
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Robin would be so convinced Nancy (or any girl) wouldn’t like her that she would say dumb shit like this and you can’t change my mind.
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Person A: would pick the lock
Person B: would break down the door
Person C: would definitely try to pick the lock first as if they are such a cool burglar but then they would fail and go "nah, fuck it" and break down the door
Person D: that one who is like "Guys, the door was open"
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winterchrisp · 2 years
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Buck: Are you... blushing?
Eddie: What? No!
Buck: Did I get the ever stoic, hard-core, total badass Eddie Diaz to blush?
Eddie: No... It’s... It’s the cold!
Buck: Huh. It’s the cold. And not that I told you “Your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too”?
Eddie: *blushing brighter* *voice cracks* N-no.
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jasminesfury · 7 months
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messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts
oh hello i am in fact alive
“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”
“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)
being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them
“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”
^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”
“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”
“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”
“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”
“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”
getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around
“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”
“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”
“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”
“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”
“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”
“she says we bicker like an old married couple”
talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”
“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”
“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright
“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”
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Akko, to Amanda: I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also I love you.
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