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Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*
Rhysand:
Amren:
Morrigan:
Cassian:
Feyre:
Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?
Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.
Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Azriel: i’ve never had a best friend before
Eris: i’ll be your best friend
Azriel: …
Azriel: i’ve never had a boyfriend before
Eris: …
Eris: honey, we’re already married
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Lucien, trying to buy a Father's day card:
Lucien: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"
Associate: Well I-
Lucien: How about "You banged my mom"
Associate: No...
Lucien: You know what, I'll just get a blank one
Lucien, writing in the card: You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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How it started *Under the Mountain*:
Feyre: “So that’s the love of my life.”
Rhys: “Really? Tamlin? That guy?”
Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”
Rhys: “And prayers. Girl what-”
Where it went *Early ACOWAR*:
Feyre: “So this is my mate.”
Lucien: “Really? Your mate is that guy?? Rhysand???”
Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”
Lucien: “And Prayers. Girl what-”
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Rhysand : In your opinion, how do you define stupidity?
Azriel : *turns to Nesta* How do you define Cassian?
Nesta: Stupid
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Cassian: how much sleep have you been getting?
Azriel: well when I sneeze my eyes close
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The Inner Circle: Hey, Cassian, does it freak you out at all that Nesta is literally death incarnate?
Cassian: Smash.
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Gwyn: Do you speak French?
Azriel: Only between your legs.
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Bryaxis: I don't want to eat our allies
Bryaxis: 👹bUt thE paRasiTE in Me WANTs to EaT oUR aLLieS👹
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Mareena (OC): Fight me!
Cassian: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Rhys: Why is Cassian crying?
Azriel: Mare kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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Feyre: what do you commonly use your magic for besides manipulating shadows?
Azriel: controlling my allergies.
Feyre:
Feyre:
Feyre: what.
Azriel: I can’t be a spymaster with the sniffles.
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Tamlin: every girl wants to marry a Prince Charming
Feyre: why should I want Prince Charming when I have a king that treats me like the queen that I am?
Feysand: *fist bump
Cassian: why can’t we be like that?
Nesta: because you’re a peasant
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Azriel: …
Eris: *eyes covered in shadows* where am I?
Azriel: You’re in hell
Eris: This is more like my daydreams than my nightmares but ok
Credit to @iftheshoef1tz for the idea
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Nesta: You know, Rhysand gives Feyre flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.
Cassian: Okay.
Later that same day.
Cassian, handing Feyre flowers:
Feyre:
Cassian: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Cassian: guys, can i ask you something?
Azriel: sure
Rhysand: go ahead
Cassian: what the fuck are we doing?
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Feyre: Rhysand and I are no longer dating.
Rhys: Feyre, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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