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You do not fear, you do not falter, you do not yield.
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Feyre: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Feyre: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Morrigan: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Amren: You mean literally or figuratively?
Morrigan: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Rhysand: Welcome, fellow idiots
Feyre: Hello, Rhys
Rhysand: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Feyre: You underestimate me
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King of Hybern: Normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. Normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies, cheats, and steals.
Rhysand: Let’s not normalize it, shall we?
Tamlin: We need to normalize it ASAP
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Amarantha: I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!
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Tamlin: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Lucien: What did you do?
Tamlin: Nobody died.
Lucien: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Nesta: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Nesta: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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The Woodcarver: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Rhysand*
Rhysand: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!
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Tamlin: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Feyre: Aww-
Tamlin: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Mor's father/mother: You took my daughter’s virginity!
Cassian: Sorry, won’t happen again.
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Thank you @lesbianclaptrap and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
Tamlin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Elain: When you said ‘Magic in bed’, I wasn’t expecting this…
Lucien: *pulls out card from deck*
Now, was that your card?
Elain: Holy moly
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Amarantha: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Feyre: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.
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