Nesta: You're an idiot.
Cassian: That's the charm.
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At the High lord’s meeting.
Rhysand to Tamlin- “You are worth nothing, your life is worth nothing and I hate your very guts.”
Tamlin- “How can you hate my guts when you couldn’t even reach them?”
Everyone- *Gasps in unison.*
Rhysand- *Red faced and furious* “If you didn’t love everything I chose to give you, why did you keep crawling back?”
Tamlin- “Because I shape-shifted your dick to be utterly perfect and I didn’t want to give up all my hard work.”
Lucien- *Spits out his drink.*
Tamlin- “Never did change it back either, did I? Tell me Feyre are you enjoying what I gave him?”
Helion and Eris- *Exchange bet money.*
The rest of the High lords- *Adamantly staring the floor, refusing to laugh.*
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Nesta is a gwynriel shipper. e.g:
Elain: mentions Azriel
Nesta: ugh can you not he's my friend
Elain: what do you mean? we met him at the same time
Nesta: stop touching my stuff
Elain: ??????
Nesta: go fuck one of feyre's friends
Elain:
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I love her 🥰
She's living and breathing in paintings, that's my girl
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Cassian: They can't make me admit the Summer Court exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Cassian: Sure, if the Summer Court was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Cassian: But who's to say?
Azriel: Cassian, you've been to the Summer Court.
Cassian: And??
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Feyre- "I left you because you suck, and Rhysand's dick is bigger than yours."
Tamlin - *Laughs in shapeshifted Rhysand's dick to be bigger because it was the size of his thumb."
Lucien- *Laughs in told every single person on the face of the planet and that's why Rhysand insists on keeping all his friends strictly in Velaris so they don't hear the gossip.*
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My cousin sent me this and I thought I’d share with the class.
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Feysand Week Day Six:
You better believe Rhys's heart dropped and he started trembling
@officialfeysandweek2023
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