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Rhys: Alright Nyx, Azriel. Let's go over this one more time.
Rhys: If something breaks?
Azriel: We try to fix it before Feyre gets home.
Cassian: And if it doesn't work?
Nyx: We blame Uncle Cassian.
Cassian: Okay, what we're not gonna do-
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Eris: with all due respect, which there is none
Eris: Please hesitate to contact me
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lyssasdrafts · 24 days
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kidnapper on the phone: we have your son
feyre, staring at nyx: he’s with me right now?
kidnapper: then who’s this illyrian demanding we cut the crust off his sandwich and read him bedtime stories?
feyre: …
feyre: i can’t believe they have cassian
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thebluenickel · 9 months
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An average morning in the House of Wind:
Azriel: *Enters the dining room*
Gwyn, Emerie, and Nesta: *Abruptly stop their conversation*
Azriel: *Turns and walks right back out*
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Gwyn, getting dressed: Hey, Az, can you help me with the zipper?
Azriel: Of course
Gwyn:
Azriel:
Gwyn: Up, Shadowsinger
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tato-acm · 10 months
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quinta-feira - 06. 07. 2023
Trivia Game Night at the House of Wind - part III
Gwynriel: We're not even that competitive… Also gwynriel:
Gwyn: NO- Azriel: No, I respected the game- Gwyn: What do you mean you respected the game??  Gwyn: YOU TOOK MY BUZZER?!
Cassian: Who's the author of Autumn Fire- Azriel: Sellyn Drake- Gwyn: SELLYN- NO NO NO NO NO!  Azriel:  Gwyn + Az: *hold laughter*
Azriel: *hits the buzzer* Azriel: …I have no idea *laughs* Gwyn: *eye-roll* he's sooo annoying! Azriel: *wrong answer* Gwyn: *laughs at him* so confident… Cassian: we'll give you half and half again Gwyn: I don't like this…  Azriel: *goes to shake Gwyn's hand* Gwyn:  No, get away from me…
Gwyn: *hits buzzer first* Azriel: *keeps hitting buzzer* Gwyn: No, that was me- a swoon. Cassian: Yes!  Gwyn: *to Azriel* how embarrassing… Nesta: Bonus point if anyone does a demonstration! Gwyn: *swoons* *gets bonus point* *smiles smugly* Azriel: We can all fall over… Gwyn: *points to the floor*
Emerie: But did you?
Gwyn + Az: *both hit buzzer* Cassian: Berdara! Gwyn: 15, 13- Azriel: 13 survived. Gwyn: that survived- is your name Berdara? Azriel: Yeah. 
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starlitfeyre · 11 months
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Cassian: You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you?
Amren: Silence.
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Cassian: Okay look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” together, on the count of three. 1... 2... 3.
Nesta:
Cassian:
Nesta:
Cassian: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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broodybatboy · 2 years
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Balthazar: *innocently compliments Gwyn*
Cassian, smugly: You’re awfully quiet tonight, Az.
Azriel: No one plots murder out loud.
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Gwyn: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
Cassian:
Nesta:
Eris:
Azriel:
Nesta, Azriel & Eris, simultaneously: yes
Cassian:
Cassian: you guys are all rude
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lyssasdrafts · 1 month
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acotar chatacters as friend group roles
art credits to @/tangerine.eileen on instagram
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thebluenickel · 9 months
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Rhys, walking into the House of Wind: Why is the dining table glass? Cassian: The House wanted to watch. Rhys: Cassian: Rhys: what.
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Nesta: Okay, Gwyn, right hand on Blue.
Gwyn: *ends up on top of Azriel*
Gwyn: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Cassian: Nesta stopped spinning ten turns ago. I’m surprised neither of you’s noticed yet.
Azriel: I have.
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tato-acm · 1 year
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sábado - 21. 01. 2023
Trivia Game Night at the House of Wind - part II
✨switched mates edition ✨
trivia game night part I | fav gwyn fc: kennedy walsh (15/?)
Nesta: FUCK YOU!
Gwyn: *laughs*
Cassian: Shutup…
Nesta: Don’t speak.
Azriel: Oh, gods…
Cassian: That’s what she was saying last night-
Azriel: *gets the correct answer*
Nesta: Yeah- Fuck you!
Cassian: BABE?!
Gwyn: you didn’t contribute anything!
Cassian: *gets answer completely wrong*
Cassian: WHAT?! *outraged*
Gwyn: If this was a game about other worlds, I’d be winning…
Cassian: *messing up his answer* Sorry-
Nesta: How is this fair? He’s messing up every two seconds…
Cassian: No, I’m trying to read what I wrote…
[a few moments later]
Cassian: If you mess up once, you can keep going! Nesta: Shut up! No-
Cassian: *continues reading his answer*
Nesta: SHUT UP- *hits him with her board*
Cassian: *trouble reading his own handwriting* hmm… *mumbles*
Nesta: WRONG! Cassian: I was just playing!
Cassian + Gwyn: *get point* YEAAAAAAAAH
Nesta: SUCK A DICK - YOU WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN THAT RIGHT IF YOU HADN’T COPIED HALF OF OURS
Cassian + Gwyn + Azriel: *laughing hysterically*
Gwyn: *wheezing* You just turned into a fucking demon…
Azriel: *trying to answer the question*
Nesta: I don’t even know what the fuck you’re saying…
Cassian + Gwyn: *trying to solve it together*
Nesta: *muses* we are all too dumb… *looks over at what they are writing*
Nesta: *tries to steal their answers*
Cassian: *high fives Gwyn after winning* We did it!
Cassian: *goes to shake Nesta’s hand* Good game, babe-
Nesta: *gives him the middle finger*
Azriel: *competitive mode on* *throwing a tantrum because he lost*
Azriel: *pushes button on the ground* I’m done. I quit.
Gwyn: *copies him, taunting and laughing at his face* I’m DoNe… Yeah, you quitter. *smiles smugly*
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bookishlilcorner · 2 years
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ACOTAR Incorrect Quotes (part 14?)
Emerie: I do know the names. I just rebranded them. My queen is Nesta. My king is Rhysand. And — this little guy — is Azriel. Would you be willing to murder Azriel, the love of your life?
Gwyn: Yes, chess Azriel means nothing to me.
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