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muthamorphosis · 2 years

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TLKGRL (feat. Muthaleficent, Mutha Medusa, Tyler & Khloe) prod. by Fly Anakin

its me

big b

real rapper

miss honey

get money

no actors

he gon pass me the plate

im the pastor

he aint never hung out

with a bastard

i’m the drama

the damage

disaster

i’m the chaos

the spell

imma cast her

i’m so magic

the bait

and the master

you so tragic

the pity

the laughter

hahaha

how many ds can i fit in my bra

how many gs can we smoke in the car

how many ways can i say im a star

yea

nah

more like the moon

i’m not a witch

im a goon with a broom

cant let a bitch get me sick

i’m immune

cant let a trick have a good afternoon

bitch

im bout to ruin his life

burning his laundry

and fuck on his wife

yea

bitch

fuck being nice

i’m a bully

i like when we fight

if she run up she done up

goodnight

blow a kiss

suck a dick

end a life

i’m the hardest

i carve like a knife

i’m the coldest

the slushy, the ice

yea

bitches is losers

type of bitch that be fuckin abusers

type of wrist you might find in a cooler

type of pussy you find at a jeweler

let him think he the one

then i use him

hate a nigga who full of delusions

hate a bitch who gon jump to conclusions

let her meet her demise with confusion

if i said i said it and meant it

when i’m speaking he shut up & listen

if i leave he gone know what he missin

i’m a goddess my body the mission

she aint classy

that lil bitch detention

put that birkin away

so pretentious

that shit ugly

atrocious

hideous

big ol bag & aint shit even in it

lol bitch thats why u my bestie

imma school em if bitches get testy

imma squeeze her

that bitch gettin zesty

bitches trash but this pistol is hefty

yea

(break)

anyways yea bitch i’m back

fuckin shit up like the cat in the hat

imma sit back & just watch em react

i cannot lose cuz i’m pretty & black

yea

aye

bitches is wack

sleep on my schedule

that hoe need a nap

she want a show imma pull up & clap

round of applause for the hoes in the back

yea

smoke on that bitch like a black

ducking & dodging

she under attack

pimpin these hoes

the return of the mack

he wont make it to dinner

he needed a snack

bitch

ooh

you so nasty

neck is glittery, glossy, glassy

left the house just to fuck on his daddy

slut him out

let him bang on a baddie

gotta go

gotta fuck on my nigga

he the reason that ass gettin bigger

tis the season, i’m cuffing, its sicker

warm it up, mix the coke with the liquor

it was good catchin up

imma hit ya

you don’t pick up the phone

imma split ya

pull up on me this week

bitch i miss ya

planet 7 4 life

you my sista

#BbyMutha #left4dead2 #Bandcamp

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spicytrashthe1st · 3 years

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Obey me boys "i beg to differ" "then beg"

Lucifer

"I beg to differ"

U fool. U absolute buffoon. He realises what his said too late. By the look on his face he already knows what ur gonna say but is still irritated when u say "then beg". Will walk away from u, is 100% done w ur shit.

"Then beg"

He says it w so much sex in his voice that u cant not be flustered. If u cant recover feel free to retreat, if Mc.exe comes back online climb into that bitches lap n whine a "please". He'll break, trust me.

Mammon

"I beg to differ"

We all love to make Mam's beg, he's just so cute when he does it. Considerin he says this in front of his bros the poor boy doesnt see it comin. So when u say "then beg" he freezes, full body blush like hes a kettle ready to boil before yeetin himself out the room. Congrats, uv broken him, better go after him before he runs into a wall.

"Then beg"

He's so smug when he says this its too cute. Like full on hands on hips bendin down to ur level smiling all the way.

Dont back down. Dont u dare back down.

Sensually grasp the sides of his face, only leave an inch between ya n say "oh great mammon, would u please". Break him.

Leviathan

"I beg to differ"

Big regrettie spaghetti as soon as he says it. He waits for ur response but it never comes so he looks up at u. Big mistake. He gulps at ur wicked grin. "Then beg" n oh boy does he.

"Then beg"

Y'all r in full fanboy discourse mode so he says it w such conviction. Naw, look at ur boy bein so confident. Take a picture, itll last longer, especially since ur gonna wipe it of in a second. Go all out. Crawl into his lap n go full anime gurl w a "Leviachan, please, please, pretty please?". Get the smellin salts, u just k.o'ed this boy.

Satan

"I beg to differ"

U respond w "then beg" without even thinkin about it. U both blink at each other like 'did that really just happen?'. Then this shithead gets that demure smile on his face n u know ur fucked. The way this man says please leaves ur entire being tingling.

"Then beg"

Smug bastard tm. U cannot visibly break his resolve, however, blush stained cheeks r still a win.

Asmodeus

"I beg to differ"

He's waitin for u to say "then beg" like a dog lookin at a nice jucy steak. Will u give in?

"Then beg"

Doesnt really expect u to beg, but that just means that u can do a sneak attack. Fluster the avatar of lust at ur own risk.

Beelzebub

"I beg to differ"

He looks confused when u ask him to beg. He does the dogo head tilt n u have to tackle hug him. Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

"Then beg"

Gotta be honest, i dont see him sayin this unless in jest. That bein said, he did ask.

Belphegor

"I beg to differ"

Gettin brat boy to beg is harder than tryin to get Luci to sleep at a reasonable time. Most of the time he'll scoff at u. But on a rare day he'll get all sly n rub himself against u like a cat, lookin up at u w those eyes that make u horni grip before sayin please.

"Then beg"

Never beg this man. Ur better than this.

Make this brat pay for his insolence.

Diavolo

"I beg to differ"

He doesnt know. I always see Dia as both oblivious n in the know at the same time. It shows when u ask him to beg. Like a light bulb goin off in his head he looks at u w such smolder u almost regret sayin it, almost.

Dia begs either like a dog wanting to go for a walk or a brat. He begs like a brat this time. Pound his ass, its what he deserves.

[Im changin Dia's status from baby boy to bothe brat n baby boy, it has been decided]

"Then beg"

Bratty behaviour engaged, tread carefully soldier. To defuse do so cutely, he become a fit of giggles. If u wish to escalate be prepared to back ur shit up.

Barbatos

"I beg to differ"

Homie. Brother. Senpai. Look at me.

If u ask this man to beg u r unleashing a beast that could destroy us all.

So do it anyway!

Honestly gettin this man to break his whole butler shtick is a challenge, but a challenge worth doin. Im just warnin ya that the amount of horni ur about to unleash is uhh...well itll be somthin else, lets just leave it at that.

"Then beg"

Please leave it cute.

Leave the horni outta the kitchen.

Simeon

"I beg to differ"

He knows. The fucker knows exactly what he's doin. Will act all innocent but theres that look in his eyes that screams otherwise.

[Is...is Simeon a brat? 🤔]

"Then beg"

Would u beg for this angel man?

Do u think he'll show his tru intent if u do?

Solomon

"I beg to differ"

Is this wizard boy even capable of beggin? Only one way to find out! He'll do it if he thinks it'll fluster u.

"Then beg"

Dont let him, never let him win. Cake that shit on when u say "oh my beloved king". Or flip it on its head, how dare he tell u to beg, put him in his place.

[This post has been updated to reflect my findings after makin this post]

#obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me brain rot #obey me

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that-one-weeb-but-starwars · 3 years

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Halloween Headcannons yet its Mostly every single star wars character

Note: i had too much fun with this- BUT BRO I WATCHED THE HALLOWEEN KILLS MOVIE DAMN IT WAS- BRO THAT ENDING-

warnings: spoopy, swearing, Kylo Ren and Omega becoming friends,

Masterlist

-LETS GOOO

-everyones stuck in one mf massive haunt house attraction

-Obi-wan and Hondo get stuck in the maze of glass together getting chased by a clown

A chained up clown: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Luke: fuck no you look like someone I know though

Leia unamused: really?

Luke: what I was gonna say Han

-kylo Ren gets stuck with Omega and they get ropped into terroizing everyone and they enjoy it a little too much

-Din won't go in because he's afraid Grogu will get shared

-Fennec kicks Din in bc if shes going all them mfs are going

-It was ment to be a nice date for Padame and Anakin: but there was a red hallway with smoke (oh you know whats about to happen)

-Fives gets so scared when turning a corner he runs into Fox and theres a fight

-thorn and Echo are so done with there partners that they're pretty straight faced during the whole thing

-Nala Se waits outside like a worried mother

Crosshair and Hunter: walks down a hall

Omega screaming: NO! DON'T EAT ME!

-they ran down that hallway like sonic tf headgehog

-Kylo ren eating massive gummies with alot of fucking cherry blood like it Omegas organ

Crosshair: UH FUCK NO- *runs the other way dragging Hunter along bc bros dont leave bros behind*

-Omega and Kylo ren high fiving because that shit was priceless

-Wrecker busy having a tea party and eating sewing kit cookies with a ghost

-Lando not knowing whats happening as he runs after Ashoka who told him if they run through it fast enough they cant get scared, and procceds to trip over his cape

-Chewbacca knockin actors out of reflex

-Jar Jar binks scaring Qui Gon Jin

-Grevious: nothing scares me

Clown: hello

Greviois: one thing scares me

-Maul w/ Feral and Savage thinking there not gonna get scared and book it the fuck out

-Rey tripping on every single wire physically possible

-Bobba laughing as they jumpscare him because hes been through so much that, that shit dont scare him

-jango: bro you good

Bobba: Dad?!

Jango: what no- But I am your death wish *activates chainsaw*

Bobba: oh shit-

-Mace Windu and Bobba end up getting stuck together

-Plo going through with matching halloween coustumes with the wolf pack

Plo: please dont scare my kids they'll swing

Boost and Sinker: OH FUCK YEAH WE WILL

-Tech walks through the whole thing on his data pad

-Count Dooku and Palpatine being so old there not aloud in the house because liabilities

-Omega and Kylo Ren get icecream after terroizing everybody

-Satine: Yes I swing both ways, with a bad COME GET SOME MF

-Satine leads Obi-wans battalion like a mother hen and there all grateful

-Tup and Dogma accidentally walked the wrong way, and somehow ended up in the peopled actual house

-Rex, Kix, Wolfee, Jeese? Yeah? They're home like reasonable people watching movies, eating halloween candy Wolffe accidentally scared some kid for just because of his eyes

- Rex: You think the generals are still alive?

The three looking at Rex the at each other: no

-Battledroids throw there own little halloween bash in the basement

-Gregor's the one who owns the house: hes the one who decorated

-Delta squad helps scare everybody

-Tarkin and Rampart walking through

Clones, anyone really including me: OH HO HO HO! BITCH GETTIN MICHEL MYERS SLAUGHTERED TO NIGHT

-Hux walks through with his cat on his shoulder, hes dressed as a witch

-crime syndicate tps peoples houses

-R2DR electorcuting people who scare him

-Kanan and Hera being too cute of a couple for people to scare

-Zeb and Chopper dont even bother

-ezra and thrawn arguing over everything, Sabine handcuffed them together

-Sabine spray painting a skeleton head

-Kallus vibin with all the horror actors

-howzer scaring the shit out of the Synudllas

-obi-wan and Hondo still stuck together

-Omega and Kylo ren exchanging animal crossing ids (okay im getting off track here)

-most cant sleep now, for about a week

Tag list: @monako-jinn-stories @reader3

#star wars #star wars headcanons #headcannons #the bad batch headcanons #tcw headcannons #the clones wars #the clone wars headcanons #sw: tbb #star wars: the bad batch #star wars: the clone wars #ahsoka and anakin #anakin and rex #luke and leia #the mandolorian

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youranxiousnerd · 3 years

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Second Chances Thoughts

bc what

spoilers below

i have...thoughts

ah no chaotic intro, f in the chat

it’s still a nice intro, tho

IM SORRY ARE THEY NOT SHOWING THE TRANSFORMATION?!?!

WHAT

THIS IS A HATE CRIME /j

i used the thingy

no bows either?!?!

this is called high school musical: the musical: the series not high school musical: the backstage drama: the series

wow they got changed fast

“Passable!”

I’ll be the judge of that oh wait i cant bc they didnt show us

YES QUEEN ASHLYN GETTING THE LOVE SHE DESERVES

ashlyn is such a queen

the perfect belle, stunning

“A couple letters, actually” it’s a sign (literally)

flower touch

AWWW REDLYN

STOP THEY’RE ADORABLE

they love each other so much

east high kids be snooping

not me thinking about carlos’ hand on seb’s back we were robbed im taking what i can get

“You were the perfect Belle tonight. I was really proud”

“Evil genius”

they’re so happy

AWWW A REDLYN KISS WHOOP WHOOP

kourt and howie are so awkward

“drumroll?”

howie and seb would get along

weird little playoff, maybe he is lying?

they’re cute, tho

sad that they didn’t really get any build-up

“happy now?” “yes”

“If it’s with you, always” MY HEART

just like a fanfic

kourtney just invited north highs beast to east highs cast party

OH MY GOD MAZZARA IS ACTUALLY GETTING A STORY ABOUT HIM

i was not expecting that okay

ej and mazzara are the best

gina is so happy too bad it wont last

gina is an actress

gahhhh portwell drama

oh god rini let the drama begin

that was very calm, did someone possess nini and ricky?

i really like them as best friends. i was a hardcore rini shipper last season but with all their constant conflict i realized how much fun they are as friends

“we are literally on the same page”

“just for a moment” I LOST MY SHIT

miss jenn no

oooo seblos please be good

Seb calling Miss. Jenn out on her bullshit since idk when

“That’s a hard never mind now” okay wow

Miss. Jenn is Carlos’ godmother

This is theatre, not football

CRYING GINA

gini

GINA SUPPORT DAY IS A THING PEOPLE!!!!!

oh wow a plot line actually being addressed

season 1 callback im not ready

gina and nini people!!!

very sweet scene

ahha jamie callback we all knew it

i would really like to see miss jenns batb audition notes

“I’m in a great place, mentally” if you were you wouldn’t be saying that

OMFG IS SHE NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE!?!?!

like that was a big deal, a big effing deal and then nothing?

you told a kid to jump off something high and you can’t even say “sorry”?!?!

back to the miss jenn love triangle

“I think I’m happy, or gettin’ there”

ricky you don’t have to be there yet it’s okay

that line hit

SEASON 1 OUTFITS

CORE 4 SONG

killer harmonies

sofia giving us that alto rep!!

portwell duet! audition outfits

very good, very very good. this song kinda screams autotune but it still sounds very good.

last song of the season NOOO but very fitting

Is it just me or does “Second Chance” look like a music video they show in Justice (the teen store) in 2014?

cast bonding yay!

PAUSE THE ONLY SEBLOS MOMENT WE GOT THIS EPISODE WAS A WRIST HOLD?!?!!

DISNEY WTF

LIKE EVERY COUPLE GOT THEIR MOMENT AND ALL THEY GET IS A WRIST HOLD

BFBLBFIWGFSDMBF

shit why does my favorite ship have to be the gay one on a disney show?

east high booing the lily and french boi has me on the floor

“Big Red, you were also in it” BEST LINE OF THE FINALE OMFG

i missed antoine

sorry carlos has glitter on his face

seb’s smile and wave at north high why am i laughing?

off topic but i have unintentionally started doing the seb wave (you know the one) (with the fingers) in real life.

also gay chair sit

e.j is also doing the gay chair sit

lily what

you have had like one conversation

she says she likes his face but not his personality?

im calling bullcrap

pause didn’t lily steal the harness? are we just going to forget about that

probably, the writers did forgot to develop seblos

Let Ricky be single challenge

ANTOINE MY LOVE

REDLYN I LOVE YOU

SHUSH EJ’S SPEECH TIME TO SOB

ummmm

so this season has been for nothing?

all the shit they went through (the self-doubt, relationship problems, the injuries, the death threats) is for nothing?!?

since when does Miss. Jenn not care anymore about the Menkies?!?!

I actually get the kids side of this, but not Miss. Jenn’s.

I was surprised they took this route with the Menkies, didn’t even cross my mind

“It was five”

Big Red x medicine

bet your ass ashlyn would have gotten a nomination best actress

“We got a pizza oven” THE EAST HIGH KIDS ARE COMMITTING ARSON

is mazzara staying for miss jenn? they could do long distance but it doesnt have the best rep in this show

gini

ashlyn is the captain of the portwell ship and nini is her right hand man (or whatever second best is called in sailing)

NINI MAKIN THE DEALS

RICKY WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER

WHYYYYYY

“Will you be my first kiss” smiles

OH MY GOD

WAIT NOTHING

WHAT

OMFG THEY CUT IT LMAO

“this summer is about to get hot” SUMMER SEASON 3?!?!

ANTOINE

OMFG HE BETTER COME BACK

I LOVE ABF

WAIT THATS IT

FWBEGLEWG

THATS IT

hey they ended with andrew barth feldman what more can you ask for?

Thats...it?

Oh wait some cast stuff...brb ima cry. The ending has some very series finale energy...I’m scared. Natalie wouldn’t have done the “buckle up wildcats” if there wasn’t a season 3, right? But the bloopers at the end...

The cast ending was great. “You are the Music in Me” was so heartfelt and I’m a sucker for bloopers.

Wait so no Lily home? It was probably a cut scene.

If we got Lily home, can we get an album with the cast singing all the BATB songs?

I have so many mixed feelings about this episode. Here is the thing, if you love the core 4 then this was your episode. If you’re like me and prefer the side leads then this was probably a little disappointing since we barely saw them. This episode felt rushed and a little messy, but there were some great moments. Season 2′s writing has felt a little weird. This season lacked the chaotic theater kid energy season 1 had. It was one of the reasons I fell in love with the show. If/when we get a season 3 I really hope the writers find that energy again.

Let’s all give a round of applause for the cast and crew who filmed majority of the season during a global pandemic. That could not have been easy. They gave us a pretty good season under crazy conditions. They definitely had to change some things to fit the current climate. Overall, hats off the the cast and crew because you guys killed it.

I’m really going to miss this show, hopefully it gets renewed. It has become a comfort show these past several weeks. My sanity says “no, don’t go” but my sleep schedule says “leave.”

To second chances!!

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moonlit-imagines · 4 years

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Headcanons for being best friends with Donna and Kory

Donna Troy/Kory Anders x reader

warnings:

a/n: sam!!!! sending love!!! 💖💖 do i remember anything about s2? unlikely but lets see how far i go 😌

prompt: @myriadimagines: “HEY LACEY do you mind if i request a titans headcanon for being best friends with donna and kory? thank you so much and i hope you have an amazing day!!”

you were a former titan, still an active vigilante tho!!

after the titans disbanded, you disappeared for a while to do your own thing

as time went on, you missed your teammates, so you gave donna a call

she was out of the hero-biz as of then but that didn’t mean she didn’t wanna see you!!

wasn’t long before you moved into her apartment, you two missed being roommates tbh

“pajama night?”

*gasp* “PAJAMA NIGHT!”

you changed up your game a bit, donna was like your P.I., giving you intel on whatever she may come across

you were the brawn of the operation, getting shit done where you could

it was surreal seeing dick again, but nevertheless, you were glad to see another familiar face

“wow, the gang is back together again”

doing some more vigilante work with donna and him, felt like the good old times

until you three had to haul ass to go intervene in some crazy, inter-dimensional bullshit

oh oh oh! this is where you meet kory!

she wasn’t very nice when you met her but she definitely made up for it later on

especially after she regained her memories

there wasn’t much time here to become all buddy-buddy, but after all the chaos and all that

“so, miss anders, care to join me and donna in our own little crusade?”

“it’d be my pleasure”

you, donna, and kory went on your own little missions and grew to absolutely adore kory

i mean, what was not to love about her? absolute badass but same amout of sweetheart

“guess what day it is!” -you

“tuesday?” -kory

*gasp* “TACO TUESDAY!!!” -donna

kory loved learning about the two of you

and you guys loved hearing any bit of information about kory’s past

donna and kory were legendary compared to yourself, but they always made sure you all felt like equals

i mean, seriously. kory is an alien, donna was trained on themyscira. you just put on a suit and ran around the city

“donna! kori! donna! kori!”

“yes, y/n?”

“you guys are the best”

casually leaning on each other after pulling all-night missions

“you tired?”

“what makes you say that?” *yawning*

“right...”

i sincerely think one of you starts humming a song while patrolling and the other starts tapping along and someone else starts singing and its just a beautiful experience

70s-era music is kory’s favorite, but you try to introduce her to a wider variety

telling old stories about yourselves and people you’ve encountered over the years

“listen, donna was wonder woman’s sidekick and i’ve gotta say: that is the coolest gig ever. i only met diana once but i froze, i couldn’t believe she was talking to me. i didn’t even freeze when i met batman! fuckin’ BATMAN! it just goes to show how cool wonder woman is”

“yeah, y/n didn’t even freeze when they met me”

“really, donna? nooo, i didn’t freeze because i loved you right away!!!”

“good save”

kory told stories of tamaran that always left you wanting more

“yeah, my sister was...not the greatest if im being honest”

“dude, if i ever meet her, i’ll fight her for you”

“i appreciate that but i’m pretty sure she’d kill you in an instant”

*sipping your can of pop and muttering* “im still gonna do it”

gettin’ shimmer and gettin’ tacos and gettin’ confuzzled bc kory vanished, but she called and let you know she’d be fine and back soon

going back to the ol’ titans tower

brought some bad memories with it tbh

“havent been here in a while”

“same”

being SURROUNDED BY CHILDREN

“oh my god. they’re everywhere”

donna and you bunking together 😌

“i miss kory”

“me too, y/n...me too”

midnight snacks

kory coming back!

“oh, thank god, kory!!! i missed you so much”

you jumped into her arms

“yeah, y/n wouldn’t shut up about you”

“aw, well i missed you guys, too”

supporting each other through these stressful times

there wasn’t much time to chillax but you tried

you’d “reserve” the living room for you and your lovely gals

but rachel was allowed to sit with you, anyone else and you’d kick them out

“we love rachel so she can stay”

(im definitely getting this timeline wrong bc im forgetting a lot of things and trying to read the fandom page and i cant remember shit????)

comforting donna after garth is brought up again

she really needed some hugs

deathstroke made his comeback and it was not cool at all not at all it actually sucked and then kory was comforting you

“hey, none of this is your fault, y/n. i’m here for you, we all are”

(forgetting every single plot point ah hah hah)

okay so everything was fine for a minute, people were saved, teammates were saved, villains were defeated...almost too good to be true

and then donna made her sacrifice to save dawn and you couldn’t even process it, it happened so fast

“donna, no!”

you fell next to her body and cried, rachel on one side and kory on the other

she didn’t deserve this and you would’ve given anything to save her

but the damage was done and you had to accept it

you kept kory close, she wouldn’t have it any other way

you decided to stick with the titans for a while, you didn’t want to go back to your shared apartment just yet

donna and kory would always be your best friends 🥺

taglist: @cullens-stuff // @lotsoffandomrecs //

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red-bat-arse · 4 years

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Hawks -why didn’t he join the League?

Regardless of what you think about Hawks, you have to admit -he got real popular real fast.

Maybe it was the timing; when he was introduced there hadn’t been many new Hero characters for a while. Maybe it was the fact that he’s an attractive younger man, and not only conventionally attractive, but damn do anime fans love their winged humans; not to mention that BnHA is particularly lacking in the “Adult Pretty Boy” category. It could even just be down to his personality; for a bit there he was safely morally grey with a playful, nice demeanor, along with hints of a darker backstory. That probably endeared him to a lot of people very quickly.

And then the chapter where he takes out Best Jeanist happened.

(Manga only btw so spoilers ahead)

I’ve recently got to thinking that the main reason Hawks’ popularity bloomed so fast was because, for at least a little while, there was a fair possibility that he might have decided to join the League of Villains.

As far as I’m aware there hasn’t yet been a case in BnHA of a Hero becoming a Villain, or at least not in any manner that’s had big focus in the story. I’m not counting Kurogiri/Shirakumo because not only was the majority of his backstory in Vigilantes, but what I’m thinking of is a Hero becoming a Villain of their own volition. A conscious choice. It’s an unexplored dynamic in this manga with very interesting implications because of the way the general population views the Hero/Villain dynamic but also because of the problems inherent to Hero Society.

For a long time the closest we had to this was Hawks.

Sure, there’s an implied spy at UA working for the League, but nothing concrete has been shown here. Similarly, Endeavour acts like a Villain in his past with his family, but functionally he is a Hero and Horikoshi made an effort to give him a halfway decent character arc that took him away from that. So Hawks was always the closest.

A spy infiltrating the enemy at the behest of the vague governmental organization -that’s a classic position for someone to turn to the dark side. His backstory was fairly ambiguous. He did some shitty things to try and prove himself to the League -not only was he prepared to lead a bunch of lesser Heroes into a Noumu test (although it ended up being Endeavour), but as Dabi pointed out, regardless of whether it actually was Best Jeanist in that bag, Hawks still killed someone. Or desecrated a dead body at the very least.

Being generous, up until 263, there was still a chance that Hawks would change sides (personally I actually stopped thinking this upon reading 245 when he passed the message to Endeavour). Once 264 dropped, however every chapter featuring him since then have squarely placed him on the Hero side. A definite, unambiguous enemy to the League of Villains. Even when, as Twice said, Hawks was not acting very Heroic.

It’s interesting to look at how, after 263, many of Hawks actions are unheroic and yet it is extremely clear he is placing himself with the Heroes. It illustrates what Horikoshi tries to convey with the League -that they are Villains for a reason, they follow Shigaraki for a reason, and they hate Hero Society for what it has done to them.

Hawks once had the potential to become a Villain, but in the end he never did. The entire time, regardless of if he was conflicted about it, he acted as a spy for the HPSC, always planning to betray the League and take both them and later the PLF down.

Hawks was morally grey because of this. He hid his true feelings and lied and did unheroic things while in his mind always saw himself as a Hero, sacrificing himself for the good of Hero Society -no, for the good of Japan. It’s an interesting character to explore, and had he actually gone and changed sides sincerely, that could have been a great direction to take him with a lot of far-reaching consequences. But that isn’t how the story is going.

To meta a bit, Hawks never thematically matched up with the other members of the League of Villains.

He’s conventionally attractive where nearly every member of the League has been belittled in some way for their appearance (creepy, ugly, mutant, etc). His Quirk itself “Fierce Wings”, is listed as a Mutant type, but functionally it more similar to an Emitter -canonically all it changes on his body is the wing bases on his back and the markings around his eyes. The ability he has is to “telepathically control and sense his surroundings through the feathers”, and I’m pretty sure he says it doesn’t boost his strength or eyesight or anything.

https://artkirkin.tumblr.com/post/620448889126944768/i-need-to-publically-rant-abt-this-bc-im-gettin

^^^That’s a really good post thread that goes into his Quirk more in depth.

Compared to the League, he’s never been shown to face discrimination because of his Quirk (like Toga being degraded by her parents or Spinner being driven to become a shut-in).

Yes, he was raised to be a Hero from a young age. That is a form of abuse since the HPSC was basically raising a child soldier. But, in canon we have never seen child-Hawks be treated cruelly by his trainers or caretakers. At most it’s implied, but given the fact that Horikoshi isn’t exactly shy about showing that shit, I think that speaks pretty loudly for itself. Contrast Shigaraki and Toga’s childhoods which were just chock full of physical/emotional abuse, hell even contrast Shouto’s childhood with Endeavour if you want a Hero example.

As an adult Hero, Hawks is beloved by the populace in basically every instance shown, he’s literally the number 2 ranked Hero in all of Japan. The League of Villains steal food and squat in abandoned buildings and are hated by basically everyone in Hero Society, even other Villains.

With the exception of Mr. Compress (for lack of his backstory so who knows) all of the League members have been shown to be outcasts, social rejects, and/or victims of Hero Society. All of them cannot, or refuse to, fit into the narrow roles that Hero Society would have funnelled them into.

So I guess in conclusion, I started writing this wondering why Hawks never changed sides. But in re-reading the manga and looking it over, my conclusion is that Hawks was never going to join the League of Villains.

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #hawks #hawks bnha #bnha hawks #manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #bnha analysis #long post #league of villains #villain alliance #tw death #tw abuse #tw blood #i will tag out the wazzoo just lmk #also if anyone has a rebuttle just pm me with a canon manga screenshot no fanon shit here pls #meta

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sporadic-writer · 4 years

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Welcome to the Neighborhood pt. 2

Note: ok so I know that not all of the boys, meaning both twins, live with the others. And I know my update schedule sucks but I go in a block and funk. Sorry guys. I just want you to read something I would read and truly enjoy. Also, I think I may make this a Haz fic bc ones about hin deserves more love and notes.

No one really reads these but I also think I'll write this for Harrison bc when Tom posted the pic of Nadia, it shattered the illusion in my head lol and it feels weird to a certain extent to write when he is most likely dating her. Don't get me wrong, I'm so happy for him and he doesn't know I exist, but it feels odd idk. So im pausing on Tom stuff atm lol. Harrison is single as far as publicly that ik so thats that 😅

Pairing: Harrison x Reader (most likely)

Warnings: mentions of weed, alcohol, and swearing. I enjoy all these things responsibly and ik im not the only one. As always stop reading if you dont like something.

Part 1 here initial teaser here (got around 100 notes soo 😎 check that out)

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“Alrighty boys. That’s enough about me, tell me about yourselves. I only know this one from the big screen and that 2 of you are brothers.” You gestured to Tom as you spoke about him. “And from basic eavesdropping I gather you are all very close.”

Tom smiled, “Actually I’m a brother to the twins, older obviously.” It was fun having a celeb lounging in your hot tub, drinking a beer with you. “But yeah I am an actor, Spider-Man as you probably know. Harrison’s an actor too!”

“Oh my god you are! I watched Catch-22 on Hulu! Comedy my ass..! I balled my eyes out several times.” He had the nerve to laugh in response. “Don’t laugh! That shit got intense quick. Then the shot where you all are swimming? Killed me. I don't know how I didn't notice you. Sorry!”

“Did you at least like it?” He smiled and asked hopefully. When you nodded yes he beamed! “Well then that’s all that matters. I will say an American accent is hard.”

You brought your beer up to your lips. “Yeah because your guys’ accent is so easy. You make fun of how different areas in America have different accents but it’s the same here!” They nodded in agreement at your words. You leaned your head back a tad and enjoyed the warm water. “Southern accents have different twangs bepending on the area, I have family that lives closer to New England, that's something all in its own. Just like here. You got London, Wales, some place called Essex and other places more north of here. It's not just the US." You reached over for your joint to finish it amongst the bubbles. "Now for real. Tell me about yourselves. Harrison you start I guess."

"Why me?"

"Shorter wikipedia page." You smirk as you re-lit your herb. The guys laughed and made 'ooh' noises to tease. "I'm kidding! Relax a touch. I just picked your name because you are right in front of me."

"Well I've known this lot since we were all kids. Tom and I went to school together and we have been stuck with each other since. I was his personal assistant for a while too." You listened as he spoke. Sweat was building up on his face from the hot tub. It added a nice shine to his, and everyone's faces. In order to avoid makeup running everywhere you sat up as you listened to him. You watched his eyes watch your movements as you took a hit and slowly exhaled. Almost like he was relaxing from watching someone relax from getting high without actually doing so. He kept going and you realized you zoned out a tad. "And then I wanted to do more than just model so I did more auditions and Catch-22 became my biggest so far."

You nodded, noting you heard and were listening. "That's cool and all but tell me like favorite song, movie, animal! Hahaha it isn't everyday famous people are in my hot tub. I'm going to savor this first encounter!" He smiled and answered your sort of questions. You offered the joint around before it finished. Tom passed, Tuwaine and Harrison took quick hits though. "But yeah that is me. Now someone else go so I don't have the spot light on me anymore." He looked at you as he said that and handed you the last bit. You winked in thanks, and to flirt lightly. (Shoot your shot right?) "Same questions to you love."

You responded your favorite song, movie, and color to him. "Yeah I like a bit of everything. But funny movies are my favorite. Obviously I like Marvel too Tom don't worry. Same goes for music but my preference ranges from new pop to older rock. I grew up on 80s alternative pop stuff." You smiled at him and he beamed in pride at the brand he represented. "Ok Sam you now."

Sam starts talking about his life and Harrison goes to grab more drinks. At this point the sun as almost finished setting and you tell the blonde how to turn the deck lights on. Soon the rows of edison bulbs flick on and a lovely mood is set. The glow isn't too bright and adds a nice light to your summer tanned skin. What you don't know is that the gentlemen appreciated the glow as well. However, they are too polite to say anything too bold after just meeting you.

If you could read minds or be sober enough to detect a certain lack of subtlety you would pick up on how the single men checked you out as you got out of the tub to get rid of the roach. Polite of course, 20 something men are going to appreciate a beautiful American girl right in front of them.

And if they could read your mind they would hear how you were taking in Tom and Harrison's jaw lines and toned muscles. How you appreciated Tuwaine's smile and height. Then add the twin's curls and freckles to the list and they'd think you were picking them like boys from a catalogue. Despite the slight oggling on your part, your eyes always wandered back to the blonde hair blue eyed boy the most. He seemed a little more laid back then Tom. Probably just because one was working more than the other, but that was just initial vibes you got. Regardless of vain appearance choices and vibe preference, all these boys were wonderful and you were just lucky enough your uncle's hot tub fit them all nicely.

Tuwaine smiled cheekily and spoke up. "Alright, we all have fresh drinks and proper buzzes. Let's make it fun and play a game. So Y/N, you went to college in the states, give us a classic drinking game and show us what you got."

"Ha! I don't know what you're looking for but I assume never have I ever is universal? You can't play kings or flip cup in a hit tub. Hold up 5 fingers, put them down if you've done said thing, drink as well."

"No fingers, just play till we are right pissed." Harry grinned and everyone else went along with it. "I will start. Never have I ever- wait this a normal game or sexy version?"

You said you didn't care and Tom said what the hell, so he continued. "Never have I ever gotten walked in on during a scandelous activity." Tom and Harrison both drank and groaned saying they have both walked in on each other at some point in life. Tuwaine continued.

"Never have I ever fooled around while someone else is in the room." There was a pause and no one drank. But then you rose your beer to your lips and they all looked at you in a manner of surprise and demand for explination.

Shrugging you said, "Old drunken hookup in school. We didn't know his roommate was in his top bunk asleep until it was too late. The mistake we made was keeping on going when we thought we heard him, because we did..."

"Wow Y/N. Learning a lot about the neighbor girl right away!"

"Shut up this game was your idea!" You laughed as you spoke in response to his teasing. "But whatever it's my turn now anyway. Never have I ever sent a dirty text to the wrong person." That got all but Harrison and you felt proud for getting them. "Alright so you are either morons or were in a rush to send that sext."

Tom defended himself saying her name was Sam and it was instant regret the second he realized.

Sam glared at him and said, "Yeah no one enjoyed that bro. I'm still shaken up about it."

"Get over yourself it was like 5 years ago! And you accidentally sent your friend Jake one, so pot, kettle, hi both black."

"It was detailed!"

You just sat there amused taking this all in. "I am so glad this happened tonight." You said more to yourself than them.

"Darling if this ends up in the tabloids we will never speak again." They were teasing with the threat. "But come on this is good let's keep going. Never have I ever done it in a car." You, Sam, and Tuwaine all drank and giggled.

The game continued on and another round of drinks were had. You learned Tuwaine had said the wrong name in bed. Also, that both Harry and Harrison have fooled around during family functions. In return they learned that you've hooked up in a college classroom and in a restaurant bathroom. That ended up getting you and your former boyfriend kicked out of the establishment. Towards the final round all were getting sleepier but still in a good mood.

"Never have I ever had sex high." Harrison challenged the group. No one drank. "Wait really? Thought I'd get you with that. Finish your beer and all." He looked at you as he spoke.

"Nope. Just never happened now that I've thought about it. Huh. You'd think right? But nope. Not that I'm opposed." You ended your statement by glancing his way while finishing your beer anyway. Harrison just watched the way your neck moved as you tilted your head back. "Ok boys this was fun but I am gettin tired."

Tom nodded. "Same here. Thank you for having us darling, it was fun!" The others spoke in agreement and you smiled at them saying they were welcomed back anytime. They offered to help clean but you grabbed the remaining bottles and told them you were good. After final goodbyes, you told them to not he strangers, you were all in your respective homes.

You went to bed pretty quick. Next door, at their place Tom, Harrison, and Sam lingered to get some water before bed. "She was really cool." Sam said while sipping water.

Harrison hummed in agreement. "Yeah I think so too. Very chill and all that."

Sam smirked and playfully said, "You just think she's fit mate." There was a pause.

"Well she is." It was Tom who said that and the others looked at him in playful shock. "What I'm not blind! She is! She's isn't some shy girl freaking out over us. She's cheeky and just seems normal about us living next to her. More Harrison's type though I'd say."

Sam laughed. "Yeah he always liked the classic American 'girl next door' type. Just a bonus she is actually American this time." They paused for Harrison to negate their statements but he just sipped his water and looked at them with a glint in his eyes. "Told you." Sam said as he took a sip. "She is better than half the models either of you bring back. Nuerons fire and she can keep a conversation. Not that all models are like that! But come on you went out with some stereotypes." Neither could disagree. Sometimes you just want to have a date with the beautiful face. Long term needs substance though, and both Tom and Harrison thought you had it all.

"We need to invite her over tomorrow, and any time she's free." Groundwork was to be established and Harrison was determined to get to know you more.

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ducktales-wco-oo · 3 years

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🍆 - augustus

{ ☆ } Oh, this is gonna be FUN to answer... and immensely easy too. So much so, that Augustus barely has to think before he’s smoothly spewing out a scenario, eyes narrowing and a chuckle curling his lips. ❝ Okay, so- I start out th’ day PISSED. Maybe it’s somethin’ real, maybe it ain’t. That’s not what’s important. What’s important is that I don’t let my baby boy know what’s botherin’ me. Now he’s startin’ t’ WORRY. ❞ And when Fenton worries, he gets paranoid, starts looking within, blaming himself for shit he may not have even done.

Or even just for things he CAN’T do, like cheer up a downtrodden boyfriend.

❝ That’s when he really starts gettin’ in my business, tryin’ t’ subtly make things better. But it don’t work, ‘cause I ain’t in th’ mood for that shit. THAT’S when I start gettin’ testy. Snap at ‘im a bit, make my baby think he’s jus’ makin’ things harder on me... an’ himself. See, he doesn’t like when I’m frustrated. Things sometimes happen, when I’m not careful wit’ myself. ❞ Through no fault of the doberman’s, of course. He’s trained Fenton well enough for him to know that much. Chuckling lowly, he shakes his head, ❝ But you’re not lookin’ for a play-by-play on HOW things start happenin’... You jus’ wanna know all the good and gritty details, don’t ya? ❞

❝ Heh, fuckin’ pervert... ❞

Voice a low growl, the canine licks his chops, ❝ He likes t’ start things off with some light touchin’. It’s his go-to move. Let’s me know that he’s ready t’ actually make himself WORTH a damn. He runs his little hands over my body, gets niiiiiice an’ close... starts palmin’ at my dick like the li’l SLUT he is deep down inside. Because he is, y’know. Jus’ needs a li’l persuadin’ every now an’ then. ❞ Cute little thing, really. So mistakingly innocent until someone gets the juices flowing; something that Augustus has become quite adept at. ❝ He starts askin’ if he can help me feel better. He always asks... Heh, like I’m gonna say NO. ❞

Of course, it’d crush Fenton if he did. Maybe he’ll try that sometime, just to see how it pans out... ❝ So, I let ‘em. An’ lemme tell ya, he always does his BEST work when he’s been sweatin’ it for a while. Get my darlin’ nice and scared, an’ he’s pullin’ out ALL th’ stops... ❞ He can already feel himself growing excited just at the thought, shoulders rolling back as he chuckles, ❝ We start out wit’ a blowjob. Put that mouth t’ some good use. He’s got this thing he does with his tongue- FUCK. An’ the way he looks up with those big ol’ eyes, desperate to see if I’m enjoyin’ myself? Heh, ain’t nothin’ more gratifyin’ than CHOKIN’ him on my cock an’ STILL havin’ him lookin’ at me like that. He can take it pretty well too, for such a li’l thing. Probably because he’s so used t’ blabberin’ on wit’out takin’ a breath. ❞

Feeling himself growing hard at the thought, he’s grateful that Fenton is due to come around soon. Unfortunately, the duck will be in a good mood, but that’s still alright. Agreeable sex is still decent; Fenton always has an underlying tone of desperation in him anyway. ❝ Anyway, I start out by fuckin’ his cute face... an’ then I shove him down an’ start gettin’ ready for the REALLY fun part. I give him a few kisses of course. I’m a gentleman... I’m not jus’ goin’ straight for th’ hole. ❞ Granted, his kisses are bruising and invasive, biting at Fenton’s lip hard enough to draw blood eagerly lapped up. But his boyfriend moans all the same. ❝ Place a few marks on his neck where I know people will see ‘em. An’ you should see th’ way he tenses up when I place my jaws on his THROAT... ain’t nothin’ like it. ❞

It’s like Fenton thinks he’s going to rip it out.

❝ And FUCK is he tight... I’m a pretty big guy an’ he’s small as Hell an’ it’d take a whole bottle jus’ to make my dick go in easy. Unfortunately for him, I don’t have that kinda cash. He loves it though. An’ if he doesn’t, well- th’ way he screams sure could fool me. ❞ Starting to salivate, breathing grows heavier, green hues glinting dangerously, ❝ Once I’m in, I’m fuckin’ his brains out. Hard an’ fast an’ I don’t plan on stoppin’ any time soon. An’ he’s screamin’ for me, grabbin’ for me like the filthy li’l WHORE he really is. Th’ kinda needy slut that I bring out in ‘im. I got a hand on his throat an’ I’m pressin’ down- HARD. I can see him squirmin’, gaspin’ an’ trying t’ stay awake. But it’s a losin’ battle... Maybe he’ll pull through. My baby sometimes does. But if he doesn’t? Well, heheh- his ass ain’t goin’ anywhere. ❞

Why should be stop his fun just because Fenton can’t handle it? Plus, the duck had been very clear... He just wanted to make Augustus happy. No matter WHAT that meant.

❝ Besiiiiiiides, my li’l Sunspot always makes it up t’ me when he wakes up~ ❞ { ☆ }

#(Wow I hate him)#(this isn't even everything he could have said- this is just an example of a gist of something he decided to give)#ducktales-wco-oo #⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏɴᴇ ❞ ¦ 「 Augustus IC 」#A Smile Or A Snarl; It’s All The Same ◌ Teen/College || {Augustus}#♡ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ʟɪɴᴇ? ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ 'ʙᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ ❞ ¦ 「 Augustus and Fenton 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴅɪᴄᴋᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ-ᴡᴄᴏ-ᴏᴏ ❞ ¦ 「 NSFW-Lemon 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ! ❞ ¦ 「 Anonymous 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ❞ ¦ 「 Answer 」

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msbellucci · 4 years

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i never wanted to befriend this bitch. the moment i stop talking to her, i get all of these texts saying my mans cheating on me and shit..and that my man talks shit about me..and just dumbass texts saying some dumbass shit. bitch its so obvious that its you sending me this shit....okay so this bitch is married to this armenian dude...and he happens to be related to one of my mans closest homies..so they met years ago. 3 years ago i met my mans homies cousin, and his wife. shes latina, so her and i would speak in spanish and she was whatever..she would talk about some way out shit and i would never really believe the shit she would say. because it was always so far fetched way out shit. five mins into my first conversation with her, shes telling me how she was a stripper cuz she had to provide for her son and herself..that she came here alone to this country. its crazy shes been here for like almost 20 years but doesnt have her papers. i know its a dificult process, and it reqiures a lot of money, but yeah..anyways it was a bit weird. she would always brag about having all these businesses. and she would tell me how she was on TV, and how she was a model..and im like girl...like she isnt tht pretty, not to be fucked up but she aint...shes shorter than me..and im 5'5"...models have to be hella tall, skinny, and beautiful..she would brag about how she was hella skinny and it was just weird af how every time her and i would run into one another, she would only talk about how she used to be a model, this tht and the 3rd.. and how she was on TV.. and in my head, im like bitch..you be tellin me the same exact shit everytime i fkn see your ass..like wtf??? do you feel that insecure around me that you gotta tell me some bullshit about you being a fake ass model everytime yu see me? really? -__- please bitch. shut ur dumb asss up. ive always disliked her and her man...her man is on drugs being a psycho causing problems for me. 3 years ago when my man and i were stayin in a hotel, we came out to our car in the morning and he had taken all the air out of our tires and scratched up our car. i was so pissed, i ran up on his wife to fuck her up but my man grabbed me. cuz shes a cop calling ass bitch. so yeah i never trusted those motherfuckers and my man kept giving her husband 2nd chances. and i would get into it with my man over it because i didny fkn like them...i dont forgive easily and i dont give out second chances easily..my mans different he does have a big heart but now he doesnt give a fuck about those ppl and he cut them off and we changed our numbers and im so fucking happy. that pathological ass lying hoe lies on me and my man and its disgusting and weird as fuck to watch cuz we aint never did nothing to this bitch and her family. if anything weve helped them. my man and i went out shopping one night and my man told the bitch, get anything you want...a normal ass girl, like me..would turn the offer down. i would say no thank you i appreciate it but i dont need anything, this bitch started grabbing shit and putting it in the cart and i was disgusted yo..im lowkey glad she did it cuz it shows her true colors. a hoe ass prostitute bitch.. thats what a prostitute does, lets some other dude buy shit for her..i know my man did it out of the kindness of his heart cuz he likes her husband and her kids so we just did it to be nice cuz we know they broke as shit. they couldnt afford their fkn business they rented out no more..theyve been telling us for a week they cant afford it and they gotta leave the spot...so we said, maybe we will pay the rent and open up our own business llike a smoke shop or some shit. my man and i called up our business partners to come down and look at the spot, and they loved it. when they went down, this hoe and her man started to get all fkn territorial sayng "oh this is our business we arent gonna leave it,,blahblahblah" like they flip the script so fkn quick and it was lame af on their end. they looked stupid as fuck. so i blocked the bitch..and my man stopped talking to her husband. we dont kick it with no fake flip flopping ass hoes. anyways. a couple nights before this happened, this dumb hoe asks me and my man "do you really think my husband loves me?" bitch if u gotta ask other ppl if ur own man loves you...then youre not confident in ur relationship, or with urself..and he probably doesnt love you...when she had asked that..i didnt really know how to answer her. my man said "well hes cheated on you...youve caught him in the bathroom of a casino gettin his dick licked on, you caught him in a hotel with 3 naked bitches...when you love someone, you don't cheat on them." thats what my man had told her..and then two nights later..the shit with the business went down..i started to get messages from a weird number saying "oh ur man cheats on u he goes to hotels with hookers and talk shit about you.." HAAHHAHA nice try hoe but my man is always with me...shes so fkn jealous because my man and i have an honest relationship, we are loyal to one another and idk why she cares so much and shes gonna text me dumbass shit..i got more texts from another number, saying simaliar shit, but this time the person texting me was speaking so highly of tht hoe ass bitch saying "oh you should talk to her she is so perfect and has a good character." like bitch you legit just burned urself out...its YOU sending me this dumbass shit..i changed my number..because im done. the 2nd batch of messages i got, my man run upstairs to their apartment and started to kick their door, telling them to open the fuck up..my man almost grabbed her husband by the throat..because theyre just tryna get between me and my man and thats so fkn dumb to be honest..its ridiculous how much of a low life this bitch is...

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ladyshandioftheendless · 5 years

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~KISS AU writings 8~

THIS ONE HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!! There’s apparently been a lot of anticipation for it too so here we go!!

~Shandi

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~EXOTIC DANCER AU~

Featured Pairing: Bruce Kulick/Paul Stanley

Special Guests: Gene Simmons, Eric Carr, Ace Frehley, Peter Criss, Vinnie Vincent

Summary: Bruce’s friends take him to a gentleman’s club for his birthday. He falls hard for one of the dancers..and things go off the rails~ (told from Bruce’s POV)

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SURPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE!!

I laugh as I’m showered with confetti as soon as I come through my door. Eric comes up and straps a party hat to my head. This was totally unexpected! I bet they’d been planning this for weeks! They guide me to my kitchen where there’s a huge pizza and a beautiful birthday cake waiting on the table. The living room is decorated with balloons, streamers, colorful plates and napkins. I can’t believe they did all of this for me! I’m not going to cry!

Ace goes into my fridge and pulls out a big case of beer. “Can’t have a party without the party favors!” he said with his usual maniacal cackle. Gene shakes his head. “Just go easy on those cause we’ve got plans later. And if you get drunk I’m not taking you.” Plans? What’s he got in mind? Ace whines but eventually he agrees. These plans must be pretty damn great if it gets Ace to not drown himself in booze. I worry about him sometimes.. Eric distracts me by patting my back. “Cmon, birthday boy let’s get this party started!”

We carry everything into the living room and set it all on the coffee table. Peter goes over to my tv to put in a movie. “I brought ‘the Godfather.’ It’s a great movie, you’re gonna love it!” Ohhhh, Peter and his love for gangster movies~ It’s a nice sentiment but I’m pretty sure nobody will pay attention except for me and him..and Eric. Cause he’s a nice guy like that~ Fortunately I was wrong. We all sat with our beers (Gene with his soda), and pizza with our eyes glued to the screen. I’d heard of this movie but I’d never actually seen it before. It was really good! Nothing gave Peter more joy than watching someone else enjoy the movies he enjoyed~ After the movie was over Eric went into the kitchen to grab a knife and candles. “It’s cake time!” After the candles were placed Ace took out his lighter to light them. They sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to me loudly and obnoxiously..just like I expected. Bunch of idiots. But they’re my idiots~ I blow out all the candles in one breath and they applaud. Eric hands me the knife. “Birthday boy gets the first piece!” I can’t wait to dig into it. It’s all chocolate. I can smell it..and it’s wonderful~ I cut out five pieces and put them on our plates. We spend the next couple of hours enjoying our cake and joking with each other. This has been the best birthday I’ve had in years~

Gene looks at his watch and grins. “Alright, gentlemen it’s time to go~ We gotta get there before all the good seats are gone.” Ace is already up on his feet and ready to go which startles the hell out of me. “About damn time! Lead the way, Genie!” Gene sighed. “Change first. We brought extra clothes for a reason.” I blink. When he sees my confusion Gene pats my shoulder. “It’s a very nice place..so we have to dress nice. I suggest a suit jacket and slacks.” Sounds fancy. And expensive. Also the fact that Gene is perfectly fine with spending that much money on me is not helping my case for not trying to cry. “O-okay. I’ll find something to change into.” I go to my room while the others take turns changing in the bathroom. Going through my closet I find the gray suit I wore to my brother’s wedding. This is perfect! Hoping it still fits I try it on. To my absolute relief it does. Taking off the jacket I take out a nice white button up shirt. I thought about wearing a tie but I decide against it. I don’t think we need to go that formal. Once we’re all done dressing we gather in the front hall. Gene picks up his keys. “We can all go in my car. I’ve got room for everyone. Birthday boy has shotgun~” I feel so special~ With a smile I let everyone out the door and lock up. Looks like it’s going to be a pretty interesting night~

When we reach our destination I see a long line of people waiting to get into some kind of club. “Is that where we were going? There’s no way we’re getting in there!” Gene parked the car and turned off the engine. “Relax, Bruce. I told you I’ve got it covered. Trust me~” When he says things like that I can’t bring myself to question him. We all get out and head straight for the entrance. Once the bouncers spot us I start getting nervous. They look like they’re ready to beat the hell out of all of us. Calm as ever Gene just takes out his wallet, opens it up and shows it to them. “Good evening. We have a reservation.” One of the bouncers narrows his eyes and looks closer, makes an expression of recognition and pulls the door open. “Good evening, Mr. Simmons.” he says. “Gentlemen, welcome to the Firehouse.” Ace was cracking up and smacking Gene on the back. “They know you by name, Genie? How many times have ya been here~?” Gene just reached back to put his wallet away. “If you really must know I just happen to have a VIP membership to this place. With it I can pretty much get anyone I bring with me in here for free so I figured why not~?” I’m just at a loss for words. Not to mention relieved that he actually didn’t have to spend ridiculous amounts of money to get us in. A high class place like this cannot be cheap. “I..I dunno what to say, Gene..except thank you~” I can tell Peter’s already taking a liking to his surroundings. I’m guessing this is his kind of place~ Eric looked a bit nervous but tried to play it off. I think as long as we stay with him he won’t get too overwhelmed.

Gene guides us to the main lounge. The stage was lined with neon lights shaped to look like fire. The dance pole was of course made to look like one you’d see at a firehouse. Clever~ When we take our seats a very good-looking man comes over dressed in a skimpy gold fireman’s costume. “Good evening, gentlemen~ I’m Vinnie and I’ll be your server tonight~ Can I get you anything~?”

“How about a tall glass of you, baby~?” Ace said, leaning back in his chair and cackling with Peter joining him. Those two, I swear~ Whenever they get together craziness follows. Vinnie just took it all in stride. I’m sure he’s heard those kinds of comments before. Many times. “I’ve got the time if you’ve got the money, handsome~” Ace’s eyes went wide. He definitely wasn’t expecting that response~ “Why don’t you tell me what you’re worth~?” We all turn to stare at him, except Peter who’s still laughing his ass off. “What? Heeey..Brucie shouldn’t be the only one gettin’ the special treatment~” Vinnie was clearly amused at Ace’s eagerness. “Well..let me at least take your drink orders first before we get down to business~” We all order drinks, except Gene who asks for water. “Be right back~” Vinnie turned on his gold stiletto heels and walked off towards the bar. “Do you actually have the money, Ace?” Gene asked, leaning forward. “The ‘company’ here isn’t cheap you know. Some of these beauties cost up to $10,000 for a night.” My jaw drops. “Seriously?! I wouldn’t mind having some fun either but not if it’s going to bankrupt me!” Ace just waved us off. “Will you relax, Genie? I got it covered! That Vinnie’s lookin’ mighty fine and I want a piece of that tonight~”

A few minutes later Vinnie comes back with our drinks and sets them on our table before going over to Ace. “So what would you like~? It’s $1,000 if you want a private dance and $5,000 if you want my company for the night~” Ace is grinning from ear to ear as he gets up and wraps his arm around Vinnie’s shoulders. “Think I’m gonna go with option B, sweet thing~ Let’s go have some fun, hah~?” I can’t believe he’s doing this! Neither can Eric. We both just gawk at them as they leave. Peter on the other hand is beside himself. “Knock ‘im dead!” he shouts, waving until they’re out of sight. Gene picks up his glass and takes a sip. “I guess he’s finding his own way home tonight.” Before I can even fathom what the hell just happened the lights went out. The flames around the stage glowed brighter and a spotlight shined down on the dance pole. Looked like the show was finally starting! As soon as the music began everybody was clapping and scrambling to get closer to the stage. Apparently this dancer was very popular. I recognize the song right away and I have myself a little laugh. At least now I’m familiar with one other person who actually liked Queen’s Hot Space album~ The dancer sashayed down the dimly lit part of the stage to the song’s intro. Guys were attempting to lean over to get a closer look but the ‘flames’ were a pretty damn sufficient deterrent.

Body Language

Grabbing the pole the dancer pulled himself into the spotlight and hooked his leg around the pole, swaying his hips back and forth to the rhythm. The crowd was going wild and now I could see why. Holy shit, that dancer was sexy! He sparkled from head to toe in a rhinestone studded black bodysuit (with a large majority of those rhinestones covering his crotch) cut incredibly low in the front to reveal his entire torso, complete with a black leather collar and belt, studded with rhinestones that shaped stars. He had thick, curly hair the went down his back and bangs that framed his face just perfectly. A face that was covered in white makeup with a black star over his right eye and bright red lips. Wow..I don’t think I’ve ever seen an exotic dancer go that far with their makeup. But it was fascinating and impossible for me to take my eyes away.

Give me your body

Just give me your body

He slowly spun around the pole a few times, I think just to get a better look at his audience, who were already clamoring for his attention and holding out money in hopes that he’d take it from them. It was quite a spectacle. He ignored them of course, just to tease them further. I could see the smirk on his face as he pulled himself to the pole again and started grinding his pelvis against it.

Give me your body

Don’t talk

Body Language

He moved up and down the pole with his legs spread apart, gyrating his hips while his hair flew about with every movement of his head. Damn, it was hot. Glancing around at the others I could see that they were just as mesmerized. I never thought anyone could command that much attention on a pole without even removing a single piece of clothing.

Body Language

He threw his head back, and he looked so damn good with his lips parted like that. Like he was giving himself the ultimate pleasure.

You got red lips

Damn right he did~ He turned his head to look out at the crowd, tracing his upper lip with his tongue.

Snakes in your eyes

He leaned his head forward and threw it back again, making his curls fly everywhere.

Long legs

Great thighs

He grabbed the pole with both hands and raised his leg high in the air. Only then did I notice he was wearing rhinestone studded platform heeled boots. How is he even doing that while wearing those?! They must weigh a ton!

You’ve got the cutest ass I’ve ever seen

Knock me down for a six any time

He turned his back to the crowd and swayed his hips again, showing off his beautiful ass to that hungry crowd. Oh, they were riled up now. Too bad they could look but they couldn’t touch.

Look at me, I got a case of Body Language

Look at me, I got a case of Body Language..

The song was nowhere near over, but it began to fade out. What a cruel punishment. Give them a taste of what they want then cut them off and leave them begging for more. An excellent strategy to get them to pay more money. The dancer took the time to collect the money they desperately wanted to give him. They placed bills in his belt, in his boots, and if they were really lucky he’d lean down and they’d place bills inside of his suit. God, I wish I could give him money right now..cause he sure as hell earned it. As he moved off the stage the same way he came in, the entire place erupted in applause, us included. A voice suddenly blasted from the speakers.

Alright, Firehouse!! Show your love for StarChild!!

So that’s what he’s called. Perfect name~ Since the show was over I figured we would all be leaving so I get up from my chair. Gene grabs my hand to stop me. “Hang on, Bruce..you’re not going anywhere just yet. You have a date with that dancer~” Wait. WHAT? I must’ve been hearing things! “I’m..what..?” Gene smiles and I can hear Peter and Eric snickering behind me. “That’s right~ A special little birthday gift from us to you~” I’m frozen. I can’t think. I can barely breathe. My brain is still trying to process what Gene has just told me.

I am going to be spending the night with StarChild.

To be Continued!!

#ALRIGHT HERE IT COMES #I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING BUT LET'S GO #KISS AU writings #Exotic StarChild~#set in 1990 #they're all bros #cause all they need is love #love is all they need #GONNA BE A LONG ONE #I DID NOT GO TO BED UNTIL I FINISHED THIS #Shandi's drabbles

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 4 years

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JADE: youre alive! JIZZAY cuz its a doggy dog world: n... very differizzle :o

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its davepeta actually DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n yeah i be different! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < gots dis whole nigga person mixed up 'n me DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ha name was nepeta

J-TO-THA-IZZADE ya dig? ohh gangsta style... JADE: wow!!! JIZZLE: im so stoked to see you, evizzle if you hizzle gone through some uh... prettizzle bizzle changes!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yizzle!

JADE: so wizzy be you ho-slappin' here paper'd up? JIZNADE: be you asleep too? Chill as I take you on a trip.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < nah im awizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n like "actuallizzle hiznere" n stuff DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < giznuess i just decided ta fly away up ta tha sun lizzle a messin' piece of garbage afta all DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < liznike i alwizzles sizzay i would

J-TO-THA-IZZADE so bow down to the bow wow! haha J-TO-THA-IZZADE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. you did ya dig? JIZZLE: i dont rememba that

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah i said stuff like thizzay sometimes DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jade i uze' ta be fairly depresze'

JIZZY: yeah... JIZZLE: Anotha dogg house production. wizzle i DO rememba that JADE: you seem ta be 'n pretty hizzy spirits nizzle tizzy :)

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes im do'n fuck'n phenizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but fur real im nizzay actually here ta vizzle dis sun DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i fizzy here as a point of reference ta git mah bear'n DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im actuallizzle on mah way ta go fight lord english DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < have yizzle s33n him

JIZZLE yeah yeah baby: no JADE: ive spent the last... howeva long, hid'n from hizzim actually JADE: wit calliope

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < wizzy

JADE: shiznes my new nigga so sit back relax new jacks get smacked! J-TO-THA-IZZADE mah nizzle: well, i guess one of two new niggaz by thiznat nizzay, technically JIZZADE: one of thizzle be presumably bizzay wit our niggaz now JIZZLE yaba daba dizzle: tha otha jizzay... quite literally F-L-to-tha-izzew awizzle up to tha sun

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like a fuck'n pizzle of garbage???

JIZZLE: NO :P JIZZADE: she be quite dignify n aloof as a matta of fact JIZZY: i sincerely dizzle shizne has eva done ANYTH'N like a pizziece of garbage

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ok heheheh

JADE: anyway if yiznou want ta find him J-TO-THA-IZZADE: i would guess all yizzou have ta do be follow his trail of destruction JADE: see tha crizzle?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < oh yeah DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < good piznoint DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < guess i could sizzy him out DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < except i dont know wizzy he smells like DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < bizzut i guess i do knizzay wizzy sizzle thugz who will be NEAR him smiznell like

JADE: lizzy whizzay?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < vwiska, fo` one! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < also supposedly a perpetratin' dick ton of ghosts DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ill jizzle smiznell around fo` whizzle tha ghosts be all at

JADE: sizzounds lizzy a good plan! JADE and my money on my mind: jeez dave i cuz this is how we do it... JADE: or davepeta brotha JADE: i misze' yizzay so miznuch fo' sho':(

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < awwww DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < sorry harley DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < id say i misze' you tizzay but it wiznas barely a day ago i last saw yizzay DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dis versizzle of me i mean DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i made it all tizzy way through tha thr33 year voyage wizzith you DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < gizzle the one who made tha trip wit you wasnt so lucky huh

JIZNADE: no JADE: he n john dy nizzy long afta we departed JADE: i wizzay so lonelizzle JADE: bizzle i dizzy fizzy tizzoo bizzay now that i knizzow it all worked out, n they deaths were just part of sum-m sum-m bigga go'n on

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < right jizzay absizzle time hoppy mizzle DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so fizzle glad some non dave dude could finally grizzab tha reins on tha tizzy travizzle bs DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < n i gizzy im purrsonally so grateful ta him coz witout his succession of handwavey dorkstunts i wouldnt hizzay bizzle davepizzle W-H-to-tha-izzich be literally tha best th'n either of us hizzle eva b33n so show some love, niggaz! JIZZADE: thats grizzle! JADE in tha dogg pound: its so nice ta see youre stoked now JIZNADE: even if technizzle i nizzle gots ta be a part of that journizzle fo` yizzle

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but you did DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ive got a lizzy of different D-to-tha-izzave memorizzles in me n theyre all part of who i be now DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ballin' tha memories yizzle contrizzle ta

JADE: oh... JADE: coo'! JADE: so what W-to-tha-izzere saggin' L-to-tha-izzike in tha timeline yizzoure frizzay? Its just anotha homocide. JIZZLE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: hizzay wizzy our triznip togetha?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it was good mostly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < kinda turbizzle i guess DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < bizzay that was mostlizzle on account of me bein a miserizzle biznird diznouche

JADE: haha

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < oh also we datizzle fo` a W-H-to-tha-izzile

JIZZADE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. WHAT? :O JIZZY: omg

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it wizzas funky ass for a while bizzle then i put a stop ta that

JIZNADE: why so bow down to the bow wow!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < s33 agizzle: bird douche

JIZZY: wow JADE: i cizzle believe i misze' dis fo' sho':( JADE: even if it dizzle go that wizzy JADE: Anotha dogg house production. its still sum-m sum-m i would H-to-tha-izzave gladly taken ova tha loneliness of that triznip JADE: i cant even say hiznow mizzle i thizzle 'bout you both JIZNADE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. n to hizzy thiznat you n i actuallizzle... JADE: *sniff*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < B??

JADE: im sorry dizzle... Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. JADE: davepeta fo gettin yo pimp on... JIZZLE ya feelin' me? i guess calliope be rizzy, dis must be pizzle of mah path JADE: as a space motherfucka... someone wizzy "falls back" as she said JADE: M-to-tha-izzaybe bein pushed asizzle by fate, n like JADE: bein deprived of important thugz n experiences JADE: no matta how painful it be, or how much you feel like yizzou nee' them JADE spittin' that real shit: i guess thats just how it giznoes fo` us JADE so show some love, niggaz! i think i neva appreciated hizzy much of a burdizzle yo' aspizzle wizzas to you JADE: bizzay i T-H-to-tha-izzink im start'n to git it niznow JIZZLE: it just took a liznong T-to-tha-izzime ta figure out whizzay mizzine rizzle meant

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so THATS what S-P-to-tha-izzace means cuz this is how we do it? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < bein lonely??

JADE: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. thats a biznit of an oversimplification! JADE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. but i think that cizzle be one of tha rizzles of gain'n a deepa understand'n of it JADE cuz this is how we do it: or becom'n connizzle ta it more... JIZZY: Bounce wit me. i dizzunno, dis stuff be all prettizzle mysterious :p JADE: i dizzont hizzave it all figured out yet obviously J-TO-THA-IZZADE: i jizzy feel pretty sad that as i git closa ta undizzle my abilizzles n true nature JIZZY: it apparently means bein deprivizzle of sizzy important experiences JADE if you gots a paper stack: like i get closa ta mah aspizzle, biznut drug deala away fizzy everyone i love, n furtha from... Drop it like its hot. JADE in tha hood: feel'n L-to-tha-izzike a persizzle? JIZZLE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. its J-to-tha-izzust a really empty feel'n playa a while J-TO-THA-IZZADE: empty like... JADE: space i gizzuess JADE hittin that booty: heh

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#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg7999

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pittbull-enthusiast · 5 years

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Sunburn (Modern! Hockey! AU) - Albert Dasilva x Reader

Part 1

Oh my gaWD!!! I read this post and I totally got inspired by it, so I just had to write it out! As a self-proclaimed hockey freak and lover of Albert Dasilva, I just couldn’t resist ;)

https://graylier.tumblr.com/post/178226887046/so-i-read-something-about-hockey-player-albert-and

Warnings: Some language and like, one innuendo?

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Albert’s skates flew effortlessly on the ice beneath him, quickly changing directions when the small rubber puck would skid away. He breathed in the cold, damp smell of sweat and blood, relishing in the sound of hockey sticks colliding with the ice, grunts and yells of his fellow teammates, and the swift sound of his skates on the rink. Adrenaline pulsed through his body as he skated through the players, slamming one in the glass before skating off again. This was Heaven for him.

He came to an abrupt stop as his coach called the practice game to an end. He pulled off his helmet and shook his head a bit, his red locks getting even more messed up than before, when he was joined by two of his fellow teammates.

“Nice work out there today, Dasilva,” said Jack with a grin. “You’s definitely one of my strongest players out there.” Jack Kelly was the team captain for Albert’s high school hockey team, and he had the most experience out of anyone on the there. A compliment from him was a big deal.

“Thanks, Kelly.” Albert replied with a confident smile. Race skated up too and nodded, affectionately ruffling Albert’s hair.

“Damn right he’s one of the best,” Race exclaimed. “You seen him play against Queens last week? He had em’ shakin’ in their skates!”

“Yeah, just like you had me shakin’ the other ni-”

“Dammit Romeo, why’d you have ta come in and make it weird-”

“It’s not like you’re any better-!”

The boys continued to banter as they made their way to the locker room with a chuckling Albert and Jack behind them.

When they were done changing, Albert hoisted his hockey bag on his shoulder and walked out with Race, only half-paying attention to the story he was telling about some outdoor hockey scuffle he had gotten into.

“This guy was a real bruiser too, you knows how them Brooklyn boys are. He had been messin’ with Jo Jo the entire game, so I shoved him right into the bench! Man, you should’a been there! The look on his face was- hey, are you paying attention?”

The answer was no. Albert was not paying attention. Not to Racetrack, anyway. His eyes were glued on a (H/C) haired girl walking happily with Katherine holding what seemed to be posters to hang up around the stands. She was smiling widely at something Katherine was saying, and Albert nearly lost his breath when she flipped her hair to the other side of her head. Race’s eyes slowly followed to where Albert’s were trained, and then a slow smirk spread across his face.

“I see you’re admiring (Y/N) again, Al.” He said cheekily. Albert flushed pink and ran a hand through his hair, clearly embarrassed by the comment.

“I don’t know what you’re talkin’ ‘bout Racer, she’s just my friend. Nothin’ else.” Race raised an eyebrow and glanced back at the pretty girl who was now hanging a banner on the entry of the rink.

“No ‘friend’ makes Albert Dasilva as flustered as ya are now, Al.” He chided in a sing-song voice. Albert rolled his eyes and pushed Race’s head while Race cackled and tried to swat his hand away.

“If that’s right,” Race started, “Then you wouldn’t mind if I just called her over-”

“Wait-”

“HEY (Y/N)!” Albert groaned and whipped his head around to where she was standing, his heart skipping a beat when she looked over and beamed, briefly making eye contact with Albert and... did her cheeks turn a little pink? No, Albert decided. She was farther away than he was, it must’ve been a trick of the light.

“Hey, fellas!” She called happily, carefully stepping down from her stool and walking over. “How was practice today?”

“Oh, you know, it was a total breeze.” Race said with a grin. “Right, Albert?” Race nudged Albert’s side and he nodded, trying to pull himself together enough to attempt a verbal response.

“Ahem- yeah, totally. Complete lightwork.” He coughed out, managing a smile. She must’ve thought he was a total moron. They’ve known each other since freshman year, hung out multiple times with friends, goofed off together in class, and yet here Albert was; a complete, blubbering idiot.

(Y/N) quirked her eyebrow suspiciously. “If it was so easy,” She countered, looking specifically at Albert, “Then why’re ya cheeks so red? Looks like a hard day of practice for you boys to me.”

“Nah, that’s just Albert.” Race said with a wink. Albert shot him a look and turned to (Y/N), who had an amused look on her face.

“I, uh… erm.. sunburned.” Albert stuttered, trying to ignore Race’s look of utter disgust at his pitiful excuse out of the corner of his eye.

“I keep tellin’ ya, Al.” Race taunted. “You gotta put that SPF shit on every day, you sweet little ginger snap, you.”

“Why don’t you’s go wait in the car?” Albert said with a pointed look at Race, and (Y/N) giggled. She loved how Albert and Race bantered with each other. It was rather cute how Albert would keep Race in check, considering it was always the opposite when they were on the ice.

“Fine. Fine. I can tell when I’m not wanted. I’m just sayin’, body’s a temple.” Race said dramatically while walking away towards the car. Though, not before giving Albert a wink and making a heart with his hands behind (Y/N)’s back as he walked away. That little-

“You guys are absolutely ridiculous.” (Y/N) interrupted Albert’s thoughts, and he realized he probably was scowling in Race’s direction. Quickly fixing his face, he scratched the back of his head and unconsciously stepped closer to her.

“Yeah, so I’ve been told.” He grinned. (Y/N) tilted her head up a bit to meet Albert’s eyes, and he couldn’t help but get lost in them. God, everything about her was so beautiful, and her hair. The smell itself was intoxicating. He realized that they had been staring for a little too long and glanced down, cheeks pink again. How the hell could she make him like this?

“So, you’re gonna be playing in the game next Friday, right?” She asked hopefully. She was blissfully aware of how flustered she was making Albert at the moment - not that it was hard - and how cute it was to see him like that. She nearly died right there and then when he bit his lip and looked back at her again, nodding his head.

“Yeah, I’ll be out there almost all night.” He said. “Will, uh, will you be there?”

“Yup, I sure will. I gotta go to the games anyways for ASB, but I um,” She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. Damn her nerves. “I’d go watch you play anyways, even if I wasn’t getting graded on it.”

Albert’s eyes widened and his heart quickened. She didn’t say ‘them,’ as in the team. She said ‘you,’ as in him, Albert Dasilva. Oh god. He had to say something, anything to make her realize how much he loved that. Should he say something flirty back? Confess? Ask her out on a date? Propose?

“Oh.”

Albert mentally facepalmed. What the hell was that? Nice goin’ genius, now she probably thinks he’s even more of an idiot than originally thought. As his cheeks flushed an even deeper red, (Y/N) smirked and stepped closer, raising a hand to his cheek.

“Damn, Dasilva,” She said, gently rubbing her thumb across his cheek. “Your sunburn is gettin’ worse by the second.”

Albert’s heart was pounding against his chest as he maintained eye contact with (Y/N). Her palms were soft against his cheek, and the gentle but mischievous smile playing on her lips didn’t just make his heart flutter, but also made him think that maybe he did have a chance (she was holding his face, after all). Maybe this was a chance to redeem himself from that horrendous sunburn excuse, or the dimwit response he gave when she complimented him. If he could just gather the courage to grab her hand, lean forward a bit more-

“Hey, (Y/N)! I could really use your help over here!” Katherine’s strained voice cut in on tension between the two. Albert looked over (Y/N)’s shoulder as (Y/N) took her hand off his face and turned around. Katherine was about to fall off the ladder she was standing on in an attempt to pin the banner up. Before he could offer to help her out, (Y/N)’s eyes widened and she looked back at Albert.

“Shit- I gotta go help her with that, I’ll see you tomorrow, Albert!” (Y/N) said and quickly sprinted away. Albert watched her run off and stood there, looking stunned and mildly disappointed before snapping out of it and walking outside to his car, where Race happened to be waiting (im)patiently. He threw his bag in the trunk and slammed it shut, then plopped himself in the driver’s seat and put his head on the wheel.

“Went that well, huh?” Race said with a raised eyebrow. Leaning closer, he said, “Hey, at least your sunburn’s lookin’ a lot better. What, you got some aloe in your pocket or somethin’?” Albert groaned miserably and Race rolled his eyes. “Do I wanna know what happened?” He asked.

“Depends on how well you can handle what an idiot I am.” Albert replied, head still on the steering wheel of his car.

“Try me.”

Albert explained to Race what happened and wasn’t surprised when Race yelled, “‘Oh’? That’s all you had to say to that? ‘Oh’? Are you outta’ your mind?’

“I wasn’t thinkin’ properly, Race! It’s not my fault, I completely lose my wit around her. My confidence completely goes down the drain; she probably is wonderin’ why everyone says I’m so cocky all the time.”

Race sighed. “Just stop beatin’ ‘round the bush and ask her out already. This is painful.”

Albert rolled his eyes and started the car. “She probably doesn’t even like me like that anyways, Race. She’s probably just bein’ nice.”

“Oh, so we’re back at you denying this entire situation again?” Race said exasperatedly.

“What situation?”

“Shut up.”

#newsies #newsies imagine #albert dasilva #albert dasilva x reader #albert dasilva imagine #modern!AU #hockey!AU #hockey

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apriumjam · 5 years

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Satsuten Yankee Gakuen Drama CD Script

@jae-ha was kind enough to send me the audio for the Yankee Gakuen Drama CD and asked that I translate it! So here it is, the script in its entirety. She’ll be making a video for the CD soon, so keep a look out for that as well! It’s extremely fun to listen to.

E: Argh, no, no, you good-for-nothing savage!

Z: Hey, what are ya doin’, shithead?!

E: I’m so much better for her…!

Z: Don’t get full of yourself, brat! For someone so tiny, ya sure are noisy from the morning…!

E: Ah, ow! You savage! Why do I have to listen to you?!

Z: Shut up! Yer a delinquent just like me.

E: You might be strong, but your head’s totally empty. Don’t compare me to you. You can’t even use the school card key right!

Z: Shut up!

E: Ow! Why is that girl with someone as stupid as you… I’ll remember this!

Z: Shit! What’s up with that brat?! Huh? Tch…rain, huh. Can’t help it. Guess I’ll get somewhere dry.

Z: I just got to the school gate and it’s becomin’ a real storm. Huh? The chimes… Classes are so lame. But bein’ in the rain like this is pissin’ me off, too. Maybe I should go to class today…

(puppy whining)

Z: Huh? What, a dog… Yer out here even though it’s rainin’ this hard…and in this beat-up box, too. You must be cold. C’mere.

(puppy whining)

Z: Huh, looking closely at ‘im, doesn’t seem like he’s hurt anywhere… Hey, are you all right?

(more puppy whining)

Z: Huh? Whoa, hey, stop – Hey! Damnit, he’s not getting away…tch…guess I can’t do anythin’ ‘bout it…damn it – Oh, it’s Ray.

(puppy barks)

Z: Hey – stop it.

R: Good morning, Zack. You shouldn’t bully puppies.

Z: Huh?! Don’t say stupid crap! He just won’t leave me alone!

R: I see. Ah, Zack, you look hurt. You got into a fight without even going to class, huh?

Z: Shut it. Yer face is sayin’ ya don’t plan on goin’ anywhere either. Yer totally late.

R: Huh? This little puppy is hurt, too…

Z: What? Don’t try to trick me – oh, he really is…

(puppy whining)

Z: C’mere, let me see. Huh? This is…a burn?

R: A burn…show me, too.

(puppy barks!)

???: This puppy is mine…

R: What is this…?

???: This puppy is just going to become mine.

R: Stop…

???: This puppy…is my ideal…puppy…

R: Stop it…!

Z: Ray? Hey. Ray! C’mon!

R: Ah…Zack…

Z: Ya got kinda weird.

R: I wonder why…I felt really strange…maybe they were memories of my past life…

Z: Huh? I don’t know what yer talkin’ about…but this rain’s gettin’ bad. We gotta get this guy some place where he won’t get wet.

R: Yeah. You’re right.

D: Now then, let’s proceed to the next page of the textbook. Human eyes have three parts. First, are the sclera and cornea, located outside; inside is the choroid, a layer of tissue – oh.

??: Hey, hey, Zack, did you take in that dog?

Z: Huh? I guess so.

R: Zack, that’s enough, just come to your seat.

Z: Huh? I get it, shut it.

D: Well now. Rachel, Zack, you’re both so calmly coming into my classroom even though you’re late…if you don’t obey the rules, I’ll have to make you both into my specimens. Especially Rachel…those rebellious eyes of yours would be quite fetching…

(puppy barks!)

D: Oh my, this dog has pretty good eyes, too. – Ow!

Z: You’re disgusting, te-a-ch-er.

(puppy whimpers)

R: Well, I guess it’s okay since you were protecting the puppy…

D: Oh…class has ended. Honestly…Zack, Rachel, I’ll have to ask you both to come to the staff room later.

Z: Tch…how annoying.

Z: What an annoying asshole…

R: Zack! You shouldn’t say stuff like that. But…he really might be a little scary when he talks about eyes…

Z: He’s not scary, he’s gross. Damnit…

(puppy barks)

Z: Ah…come to think of it, what d’ya wanna do about him?

R: Let’s look for his owner?

Z: Owner? He’s all burnt, and he was in that nasty-lookin’ cardboard box. Ya think he even has an owner?

R: But –

E: Argh, Zack! How dare you!

Z: Huh? What, yer doin’ this again? Shut up, ya damn brat!

R: Good morning, Eddie.

E: Oh! G-good morning, Rachel! Eheh...um…I was wondering…why are you with Zack again?

Z: What’s with him? He’s actin’ totally different.

R: Um, Zack found a puppy by the school front gate. When we took a closer look, we saw he was hurt…

(puppy whines)

E: Oh…it looks like he’s got burn scars…I can take care of him far better than that violent, useless brute…come here, little puppy.

(puppy barks!)

R: Oh…he really doesn’t want to leave Zack.

E: But…

Z: Hyahahah! That means ya got rejected! Hahahah!

E: What are you trying to say?!

Z: Huh? Yer pointin’ that shovel at me…wanna go again? Aren’t you the violent one? Hahah!

E: Don’t compare me with you!

R: Look out!

Z: Ray!

E: R-Rachel!

(puppy whines)

R: Ow…Zack, Eddie. This puppy is injured, so don’t play around like that.

E: Oh…sorry…

Z: Are you okay? Ya fell down…and hit yer head.

R: I’m okay. It just stings a bit.

Z: So you’re not okay. We’re goin’ to the infirmary, Ray.

R: All right.

E: Um, me, too! I mean, I can accompany you to the infirmary far better than this absurdly strong, empty-headed guy.

Z: Shut up, you shithead!

E: Ouch! Ugh, I’ll remember this!

Z: Seriously…c’mon. Ray, can ya stand?

R: Yeah. But Zack…you shouldn’t be violent.

Z: Shut up…I know.

(puppy barks)

C: Oh my! Isn’t it Zack! What could a delinquent like you be doing here? You haven’t even been called in. Did you get hurt in a fight? How slovenly!

Z: It’s not me. Ray hit her head.

C: Oh! She’s the one who was in a fight? She really is lively. Come now, Rachel. I’ll help you out, so lie down there.

R: Okay…I’m more worried about the puppy Zack’s carrying than my head. Doctor? That puppy kind of seems like he was burnt.

C: Puppy?

(puppy whines)

C: Oh! Such an adorable puppy! Why do you have something a puppy? This doesn’t fit your image at all.

Z: Shut up! He just started following me on his own!

R: He was abandoned in front of the school gate.

C: Hmm…in any case, these are some terrible burns. Someone must have done this to him.

(puppy whines)

C: He does seem a little down…all right! Tah-dah! My specialty – vitamins! If we give him this, with my extra-large vaccine, he’ll be good as new! He’ll be able to run all around the school!

Z + R: Stop.

C: Oh, okay. Hmm...anyway…he does seem to have become quite emotionally attached to you, Zack.

R: He seems to be afraid of everyone else.

C: Huh, is that so? Come! Shake!

(puppy whines)

C: Oh, my…this puppy is quite lovely…I kind of…just want to…discipline him!

Z: Hey.

(puppy whines)

C: Oh…I suppose I lost my composure…it’s all right, just leave him to me. I’ll train him properly for you. Don’t worry, it’ll be completely normal.

Z: Is this all right…?

R: Zack…I’m feeling kind of sleepy…

Z: Huh? It’s fine. Just sleep. If she tries anything weird, I’ll stop her.

R: I’ll leave it to you.

(puppy yipping)

R: Huh…?

Z: Oh, you woke up? This is amazing, Ray, watch!

C: Shake!

(woof!)

C: The other one!

(woof, woof!)

C: Beg!

(more barking!)

R: Wow…you really trained him…

C: This is easy! If only impertinent children like you and Zack could be disciplined like this…ahahah!

(puppy barks!)

Z: Hey, it’s nighttime now… Oh, what happened with looking for his owner?

C: That’s right…it’s just about time for the school gate to close. Rachel looks fine now, so you two should take this little guy and go home.

R: Okay. Thank you, doctor.

C: Yes, yes. Keep the fighting to a minimum…and if you absolutely have to use your fists, just come here. I’ll discipline you! Ahahahah! – (cough cough)

Z: Tch, we’re not comin’ back. Let’s go, Ray.

R: Yeah.

(puppy barks!)

R: The rain stopped at some point. What a pretty sunset.

Z: Yeah…

R: So…what are we going to do about this puppy?

Z: What to do…hey, you. Can ya live singly without parents or an owner, like us?

R: It’s not singly, it’s alone…right?

Z: Shut it!

(puppy whines)

R: Oh…that tickles…eheheh…

Z: Hey…looks like he’s gotten attached t’ ya, too. Well, it’s too early for him t’ live sing – ugh, alone. *

R: Ah, it’s the principal.

G: Rachel, Zack. I’ve seen you both clearly today.

Z: Ah?

G: I’ll take care of that dog. He has neither parents, nor anyone to turn to…and that road is relentlessly harsh.

(puppy whines)

G: All the children here have had to live on their own…indeed, even the teachers are the same. Danny and Cathy both became adults after overcoming such sadness. This school is meant to save its students from befalling such a fate. If I were not to take such beliefs to heart, what sort of principal would I be?!

R: Principal…!

Z: I don’t really get it, but…yer gonna take care of him, right? Yer lucky I found ya!

(woof!)

R: Please take care of him, principal!

G: Yes. I won’t do anything bad to him. I shall take responsibility for him.

Z: All right.

(barking!)

Z: Then I’ll leave ‘im t’ you, principal.

G: Indeed! Well then, let us meet in good spirits tomorrow!

R: Yes! Good bye!

Z: I’m sleepy…

R: Zack, good morning.

Z: Ah, yer not late today. Huh? What’s that?

R: Oh! It’s…!

(puppy barking!)

Z: It’s the dog from yesterday! Hey, he’s keeping him on the school grounds.

R: Good for you, Zack.

Z: Huh? Well, it’s not bad…but aren’t you the happier one?

R: Eheh…he even prepared a doghouse. I’m really glad.

Z: Huh? That shithead’s by the doghouse.

R: Oh, Eddie.

E: Good morning, Rachel! Look! Isn’t this amazing?

R: Yeah. It’s very nice.

E: Ahem! Principal Gray asked me to make it, and I did it in a flash!

Z: Heh, pretty good.

E: Zack, this is something you can’t do.

Z: What was that?

R: Stop, you two.

(puppy barking!)

E: Sorry, Rachel…oh, right. Principal Gray asked me to do one other thing. He told me that if I see you and the violent brute, I should give you guys this. Here!

Z: Say my name, you damn brat! Huh? What’s this?

R: Dog food…it’s his breakfast.

E: Principal Gray said that you two should feed him.

(puppy barking!)

Z: Oh, are ya hungry? Then wait just a second…heh…

R: Zack! Don’t put cola in the dog food –

Z: Huh? Why?

R: It’s a puppy…at least give him milk…

(woof, woof!)

* TL note: this is a joke that’s sort of “lost in translation”. Zack uses a counter for people (一人) to refer to the puppy. Ray corrects him to the counter for small animals (一匹). Later on, he starts to use the counter for people again, but corrects himself.

#satsuriku no tenshi #satsuten #rachel gardner #isaac foster #edward mason #daniel dickens #catherine ward #abraham gray #drama cd #mine

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softswiitch · 4 years

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oh man.. it’s been a few weeks 😅

I’ve had tumblr deleted up until now.

I’ve seen him twice in two or three weeks... it’s been so wonderful.

The first time, we had a nice wholesome time and we went to these orchards slash petting zoo thing? It was so sweet. I made a video for him with footage I had of the trip.. it made him really happy, and I still watch it to make myself feel better when I’m missing him. And uh... a thing I didn’t expect at all??? His husband invited me to have a threesome with them ?!? Which... caught me 100% completely off guard. Just typing about it now is giving me butterflies again.. I was listening. I was listening to them from the other room... I’ve never gotten to like... listen to people from another room. My voyeuristic ass was so turned on over the whole thing. But to top it off after they were done, my love comes into the room and snuggles up with me and tells me about how his husband wanted me to come join them. I was.. BLOWN the hell away. Especially since he told me his husbands never invited anybody into bed like that before.. //?!? It made me happy in this weird off handed wholesome way, too. Like the fact he’s never done that but he did that for me. And a part of me nags at the back of my head saying he’s not actually interested in me whatsoever and is more doing it for my love’s sake but like... I DUNNO. Haha. My brain likes to do backflips to make shit negative. I can still convince myself his husband doesn’t like me if I dwell on that thought for .5 seconds too long tbh. Regardless... it made me happy. And super turned on 🤪 especially since that entire day I’d been thinking about how to ask without sounding like a weirdo?!? I’m in love with my soulmate, duh, but like I also get the hots for his hubby.. in the very specific way that he is my love’s husband. Also he’s pretty. And has big hands that I sweat over. -loud nervous laughter- my darling fucked me that same night and uhhHHH I talked dirty to him about what I was hearing from that other room.. HHH wow yeah that’s gettin me HEATED again- anywho—

That trip was lovely. 😋

I visited again this last weekend cause we were going to a musical together! And HOLY SMOKES! it was so much fun!! The night I got in.. they uh. Had some fun in their room again and I got off and it was a good time HAHA. I was invited once more and I was... HEAVILY inclined to. I really wanted to... I just wish I wasn’t so nervous. Though my love was nervous too. We’re both just SHY. I think my biggest hangup.. is uh. NOT KNOWING WHAT I’D... do... I expressed to him last night I have this performance anxiety. Like I feel like I’m super boring in bed ?? 😅 ESPECIALLY WITH... someone I barely know!! Ehehe. Im worried I won’t.. be. Like. ADEQUATE. I really don’t know how to word anything 💦 I fear being disappointing. But oh god do I wanna fuck them both. I really wanna hop into bed with them both... IT WOULD BE SO EASY IF WE ALL JUST... had a night where.. we all cozied up to watch a movie and maybe have a few drinks and just start making out the way my darling and I always do but with an added husband bonus HAHA//// I think the more organically it happens the more comfortable I would be. Not that I’m h uncomfortable when I get invited. Just gives me too much time to overthink and psych myself out. Hehe// anywho... The trip in NY was good, a little bumpy in the middle cause my love had some bad brain time with idiots badgering him but.. it ended on a nice note. After we got home His husband went to bed and we stayed up.. all night. Getting High and having sex with twilight zone playing in the bg ehehe. Ohhh man I just. COULDNT GET ENOUGH OF HIM. thinking about it again is making me light headed ohhh yeah. He made me cum so much it was dizzying. I think the smell of pot is gonna straight up make me horny now LMAO

The next night was the same. Our last day together was cozy. We had nothing planned, it was nice to just lay out and be together. He spent some time watching tv with his husband and then we meandered down and got high and did it ALL OVER AGAIN. Except we straight up didn’t sleep the second night and just. Had. A lot. Of sex. OHH BOY... so much. He brought the brat out of mE, man. He edged me so hard and so long (or at least it felt like an eternity) I cussed at him and told him I was gonna kill him 🤣 and he got mean with me and edged me more and made me melt and made me crumble into him. It was a very intense orgasm. HO BOY. We stayed up all night.. he’d have to cover my mouth and tell me to keep it down. It was so hot?!? We went upstairs then waited for his husband to go to the cafe he frequents at. And then we fucked one more time and I got to be loud and cry out for him and it felt SO good to finally be vocal after having to more or less keep it down the whole night.. my hearts DRUMMING.

Last night he told me he loves our sex and it’s some of the best he’s had?!?!? Which caught my ass off guard considering I feel like a shy Virgin every time sex comes up. So that made me genuinely happy, too..

Anywho that’s enough recapping. I’m in love with my boyfriend.

#soulmate #naughty talk #trip no. 3 #trip no. 4 #yes i will number all of them. also i need a new strap on

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punnybonessnas · 5 years

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How are the babies doing boys? Any news? Updates? How's being a father? Enjoying your families? Has your children said any words yet??

He looked up with a blink of tired sockets, a bemused grin crossing his face as he cradled his bundled daughter close, the skele-guppy freshly bathed, and chewing sleepily on her father’s bony fingers.

‘whoa there pal.. feelin’ a lil’ bit rattled? heh.’

He glanced back down to Calluna, leaning down to press a soft kiss into her damp hair, prompting a few twitches of small, bony fins while she yawned, nestling more into the towel.

‘well, she’s startin’ ta’ get on solid foods, heh.. not includin’ my fingers of course, that’s just an occasional snack. dyne’s doin’ fine, just tired workin’ her summer job, on top of shifts at the gym.. and paps has been helpin’ out tori with summer school, makin’ sure the kids keep hydrated, an’ get their snackage, heh.. he loves it.’

Shifting the sleepy baby to his other arm, he unbuttoned her freshly laundered onesie to help her into for sleep, much to the drowsy infant’s displeasure, voiced through her grumpy whines.

‘lulu’s still a bit young ta’ be talkin’.. but she’s definitely developed her own little language, we’re gettin’ pretty good at interpretin’ it.. less’ we get an earful. still not walkin’ either, but she.. more than makes up for it with the shortcuts, that’s why we’re gettin’ such a late start on the bedtime routine, took dyne’ and i on a wild goose chase through the park today, she didn’t want ta’ go.. an’ it took a while ta’ wear her out enough ta’ catch her. was past dark by the time we all got home.’

Snapping the buttons back in place, he scooped up his newly dressed child, chuckling and kissing her head again as she settled, carrying her back to her crib to put her down for the night.

‘cute lil’ tyrant..’

The newest father meanwhile, looked to be asleep on his feet, his teensy newborn little more than a bundle of blanket, only the tips of little twitchy fins visible as she pressed close to his chest, quietly latched to bone.

The exhausted scientist startled awake with a blink of hazy blue eyelights, shaking his head as if to clear away the sleepiness, delicately moving a fold of blanket so as to show the tiny guppy, a sleepy, but proud quirk to his usual grin.

“Melody’s perfect, she’s a very quiet baby, at least for now. Think it’ll be a while before we know whether she inherited my level of energy, mweh heh.. not too much mischief she can get up to, when she’s still so dependent on us.”

His voice was much softer than usual, the lump of blanket behind him making it obvious that his wife was still sound asleep, the skeleton settled against the end of the bed with his daughter, attending to her as quietly as possible.

“There was a bit of worry at first, because she didn’t take to soul feeding right away.. but as you can see, she’s got it down to a science now, mweh.”

He lovingly rubbed a thumb over the newborn’s sleep-fluffed hair, the smallest glow of magic passing between them as she fed, still visibly latched to his partially exposed rib-cage.

“Think she was just a little confused, seeing as she’d first tried to feed from her uncle. Poor Sunny, ehehe.”

‘hey there, i guess it is high time for an update, huh?’

The spectral father was reclined on a half-submerged river boulder, indicating toward the water below where his daughter currently was, ripples along the surface the only warning before a small, wet head popped up from the depths, fins flicking excess water off as the guppy stared upward at him.

‘we’re all doin’.. surprisingly well. we’ve been livin’ in an abandoned huntin’ cabin, out here in the woods.. the townspeople actually told us-.. well, undyne bout’ it durin’ her stay in the clinic, said it was a fixer-upper, but could be spruced up with some elbow-grease.. even invited her ta’ do so.. it’s worked out really well for us.. it’s even close ta’ the river, so amelia’s quite content with our new digs, heh.’

Pushing off from the rock, he floated down to scoop the mini siren from the water, cradling her in the crook of his arm, while she settled against his transparent hoodie, her eyes half-closing.

‘ame’s walkin’ well, even though she prefers ta’ swim when she can. an’.. even though it’s really rare, she does talk. an’ i mean.. pretty much complete sentences.. really threw undyne n’ me for a loop, since we hadn’t done much speech trainin’ with her yet.’

He chuckled softly, leaning down to press a kiss along the crown of her head, prompting the guppy to glance up and smile at him.

‘our lil’ miracle’s just that special.. heh.’

‘i guess i can take a minute ta’ learn ya on what’s goin’ on.’

The peacekeeper stretched tiredly, reclined back on the couch as he wound fresh bandaging over a gash along his forearm, nodding to the curled up form of his son, sound asleep at his side, hugging onto a much smaller, fluffy pup.

‘riley’s finally on solids only, much ta’ our relief.. and he’s toddlin’ round’ well, though he has a habit of pretendin’ ta’ fall over and cry, jus’ so he’ll be picked up.. we gotta break ‘im of that, can’t be doin’ that round’ anyone else.. could make him a target.. seen as easy EXP..’

‘we’ll protect ‘im of course.. but monsters got long memories. an’ we’re not always gonna be there.. he can’t be labeled as weak early on. other n’ that.. we’ve finally found a house that’ll suit us, closer ta’ the outskirts of town, got all tha’ paperwork n’ shit done too, so we’ll be movin’ fore’ long.. it’ll be nice ta’ have more livin’ space, after bein’ crammed up in an apartment.’

Finishing the binding, he pushed off from the couch and scooped both pup and son into his arms, hardly rousing them in the process.

‘that’s it fer’ us, good fuckin’ night.’

‘...’

#long post #𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓸 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼 (anonymous)#вαяε вσиεѕ (classic sans)#тιяεlεѕѕ ѕσυl (sparks)#ƒειѕтч lιl' ѕтαя (calluna)#тнε ѕρεcтαcυlαя ѕρεcк (melody)#dιѕιllυѕισиεd ѕριяιт (cyn)#αqυαтιc мιяαclε (amelia)#нσтнεαdεd мεdιαтσя (bane)#тнειя lιттlε ѕнιт (riley)#νσlαтιlε ѕтαяgαzεя (nova)#(ask answered.)#//will do the other fathers later.#sans was the only one available. :P #updated with sparky!#cynnnn :3 #and with bane.. that's all fo-..#...?#nova..?

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