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deaddoveadventures · 2 months

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[ cook ] sender and receiver cook a meal together

PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE

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They had been living off scraps for the past few days of their journey, so when they finally got hold of a merchant, Irae enthusiastically announced they would make something special for tonight's dinner. And thus they did.

Having meticulously lined up the ingredients they deemed necessary for the dish they were preparing, Curumë watched quietly from his tent as they chopped, diced, and sliced away at the piles.

Yet, to the half-elf's surprise, the vegetables and chunks of meat around them didn't even seem to shrink in size.

How many people did they intend to feed with this meal?!

Squinting his eyes at the thought, he eventually got up from where he'd been sitting and walked over to the stack of onions that still lay abandoned next to the changeling.

Without a word, he grabbed for the vegetables and began cutting them up, not any less dexterous than the other in his performance.

Done with the first batch, he dumped them into the pot and curiously stared at what was inside of it already. "So, what are we cooking, anyway?", he asked, genuinely ignorant. Of all the skills in Faerûn, cooking was the last one he possessed.

#yes hello :3c #thank you for sending this in #i love those #:3ccc #i hope you can work with this #he sucks at cooking!#idk how he survives #trashy trash man #only steals everything #lol #windwithinmyveins

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Thinking about how Leo says he uses his jokes to cope and y’know, thinking harder on it I think it may very well be because of what else uses one-liners and puns and that type of humor.

Specifically, 80’s action movies and campy sci-fi. Even more specifically, the protagonists of these.

So I can imagine why, exactly, Leo leans toward this brand of humor. It’s directly linked to things he loves! But even more than that is why I think it’s used as a coping mechanism.

In these genres, these quips tend to be said by the winner - or, if not a winner, then someone who will stay alive. So there’s a confidence behind them, an assurance, almost, that even if things go wrong, things aren’t ever too serious. There’s no bad endings here! It’s all good fun, even if the stakes seem high.

Leo canonically has been known to steer his brothers away from the more brutal villains and toward more fun, lighthearted activities and not-so-dangerous criminals. So for Leo, these jokes definitely make things less heavy, make the situations they find themselves in less intense.

It’s kinda not just coping, but also can be seen as a form of escapism. A safety blanket. A way for Leo to defuse the tension of knowing just how dangerous their lives are and replace that with a levity which implies that things will be okay.

Unfortunately, levity alone does not alter reality.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #how pretentious can I sound when talking about a fictional turtle more at eight #anyway I always loved to think about Leo’s quick line about coping with humor #I don’t care how much people think it doesn’t REALLY matter it’s fun to play around with tbh #also love the idea that Leo’s sense of humor comes from the protags of his fav campy series #(+ from his confident and awesome big sis April)#like idk Leo’s special interests directly paving out how he presents himself both to others and in general is so interesting to me!!!#he is someone who KNOWS people and their quirks so 100% he caught on to that 80’s style of quippy one-liners-#-and associated that with safety and levity #even the villains of these genres who spout off quips tend to be the ones who survive!#Leo desperately fighting to keep the same lighthearted genre as 87 TMNT as the horrors of 2003 and 2012 loom on the horizon #and I think something important to note is that Leo KNOWS things are real #he is WELL AWARE of how dangerous things can get for them #but he copes anyway because it’s easier to deal with everything that way #bro just wants he and his family to be safe tbh

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quizzical-is · 6 months

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This show is rotating in my mind eternally it's just so good and like everything I love about scifi.

#scavengers reign #scavengers reign sam #ursula tho #i will write a whole post about her soon #you know the characters are good when i cant pick a favorite #like azi????#amazing #levi???? (crying) also amazing #kamen is a soggy noodle of a man and yet still fascinating #and of course sam is the emotional support cool guy which is why hes always fucking getting stabbed or some shit #im intruiged but inherently untrustful of the new crew #i feel like they are here to show how not to survive on the planet #idk tho #we shall see

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scrimblyscrorblo · 27 days

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POV: you unintentionally survive the final battle but when you wake up your best friend is disrespecting your hospital doorway (it is a polite kiss)(rightfully confused)

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plagggg · 2 years

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this is truly the dumbest man I’ve ever seen

#ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #hawkmoth #nathalie sancoeur #he’s a whole mess how has he survived for this long #idk if anyone has done this yet but It was the first thing I needed to do after watching the new episode #ml evolution

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jasperthejester · 10 days

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its joey its joey its acting he grabs the railing so he doesnt fall it doesnt mean anything owens dead owens dead owen dea-

*heavy breathing*

#okay but an au where owen just. cannot die.#idk how hes got immortality but he does #thats how he survives the fall originally #but imagine the direct aftermath of curt shooing him but owen still lives #curt finally works through his years of grieving and guilt and finally convinced himself to pull the trigger #and he does #but it doesnt work #owen is still right there #and he just kinda loses it #spies are forever #owen carvour #agent curt mega #curtwen #saf #tin can bros #tcb

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emberglowfox · 10 months

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closing time

#you know situation's dire when sparks breaks out the color block sona vent art LOOOOOOOL #sparks speaks #vent #again to all my new-ish followers i do post stuff like this from time 2 time PLEASE block one of those tags if you don't want to see it #long post #edit: fine to rb idgas #ummm NEway. i go back to college in like a month and the thought of it makes me want to curl up and die. idk if i can do it again tbh lol #i dont know how i survived the first time #<- LYING he does. and it was by letting the dissociation he is currently bitching about swallow him completely #if i really committed and tried i could probably claw my way out of this. but there's really no point when i'll just fall back into it soon #the forgetting my entire life does suck though. it does suck.#its really cool learning you've lost the only thing you thought you couldn't lose.#anyways. i'm fine im chillin i just. needed to get this out #if youre reading this preciate you. drink water

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nias-keca · 1 year

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miorine!!! miorine she was smiling so you wouldnt be frightened!!!!!!

#btw delling has really nice hair (surprised) they animated it all fluffy..#miorine rembran #delling rembran #g-witch #the witch from mercury #there's no need to because the whole point of marrying the strongest kid in school #was to get her an age appropriate spouse willing and capable of violence to protect her and feels responsible to do so.#he probably worries about how she'll survive after he's dead #and idk if his position in the conglomerate is inheritable but if it is that's an extra dangerous position to be in #since she's just a kid with no influence or backing whatsoever #that the holder is able to constantly participate in giant robot fights #means they possess certain sociopolitical standing (backing and influence) and lots of cash (quality of life)#the witch from mercury spoilers #g-witch spoilers

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harbingersecho · 7 days

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#red vs blue #rvb #locus #felix #sam ortez #isaac gates #felix mcscouty #lolix #mine #*24 #art #rvb19 spoilers #just to be safe ig?#i love how even no one in the mercs discord rly knows what the hell was up with the random felix 'cameo' in restoration lol. we're all just #'idk man. maybe it's charon maybe sigma just used him as a base. who knows.'#its kinda hard to even make it into a merc plot point bc the reason WHY he's even there is non-existent. if epsilon didn't namedrop him #i wouldn't even have noticed tbh. like yeah his armor has felix's colors but that also could've just been sigma/omega mix too y'know #ofc tucker's relationship w/ felix can't be discounted reg. meta and epsilon and betrayal of trust etc. idk maybe i'll expand on this later #like maybe felix is in there bc tucker felt very betrayed by epsilon and felix to tucker is the embodiment of betrayal so meta = felix?#BUT i do like ghost felix haunting shit. even if it's not actually him but like a narrative/traumatic thing #he said you'll never get rid of me what i did to you will always linger <3 #i do have some thoughts abt... Everything and the concept of haunting. wash's 'ghosts' and the guilt. meta wanting to destroy epsilon/the #past to be free. resentment of the past. nostalgia for it. the guilt of survival. moving on as a complete severing vs carrying it w/ you.#ok i'll stop rambling now lol #this didnt turn out exactly how i envisioned but i dont wanna work on it anymore and its not bad or anything so

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sunkissedlouis · 7 months

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#louis #louis tomlinson #*gifs #*mine #hlcreators #hljournal #tomlinsonedits #hledit #hldaily #louis gifs #louis tomlinson gifs #sunshine #idk how op survived i would've collapsed if he looked at me like this #i wanted this in color but the exposure on his nose was hard to correct orz

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moonlit-tia · 1 month

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do not tempt me, Mr. Jazza ✋️

#idk how i didnt notice this line before but ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡#he's got me bad I'm not gonna survive his route #ikemen villains #ikevil #jude jazza #ikevil jude #•°☆°•

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strayklds · 1 year

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surprise ferret attack caught in 4k || @ 슈슈

#'caught in 4k' i say as these gifs look like they were put through a BLENDER #lee know #hwang hyunjin #seo changbin #stray kids #bystay #adriblr #adri. come collect your ferret he's doing smth weird again #also. idk how changbin survived this shit if lee know looked at me like that i would simply pass away #flashing tw #mygifs

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celenawrites · 10 months

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okay hear me out. accidental sugar daddy price.

#like it'd be so funny yet sweet #he's clueless that what he's doing actually classifies as sugar daddy shit #he's just a concerned man taking care of the pretty gal he met #cuz all she lives off of are energy drinks/coffee n ramen #he's worried af about her and how she's survived so far when she barely sleeps #am i projecting?#yes #will i write it?#idk 😐#john price x reader #john price #captain john price #sugar daddy au #char.price #celena.rambles

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creepyscritches · 2 months

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The way I am a bottomless pit for the paneer butter masala the restaurant down the street makes... I put myself in a food coma last night from it (no survivors) and I'm already like "Man I could go for some butter masala and garlic naan"

Maybe this means I should learn to cook this dish next 🤔

#Creepy chatter #I tried it w chicken but honestly how can you enjoy chicken when you know you could have had freshly made paneer #My partner has been fucked up on that lamb vindaloo grind #And it smells soooo good but he likes things spicy and christ alive be nice to me but I am so weak #Specifically to indian heat. God. Like pharoahs curse this heat will burn the tongue for generations.#Southern hot food? Girlies I love to burn my fucking face and sippy ice cold water #The flavor of the pain is so good idk how to describe it. I only drink ice water w hot wings #Ice water makes Indian heat worse and I too lactose intolerant to slam all the lassi I need to survive #I think the difference is southern food usually has like vinegar based spice and Indian food is more oil based heat?#Idk I'm weak to lingering spicy

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layzeal · 1 year

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something about the way wwx, against all odds and against his own plans, just kept living and surviving through events that he was certain would kill him, so by the time sunshot ends and his heart is still beating he just becomes... mellow

#he wasn't meant to have survived the core surgery. but he did #he wasn't meant to have survived the burial mounds. and he did #he knew damn well the risks of that surgery and he knew that making through these events alive was a slim chance #and somehow. because he's god's favorite pincushion #he just kept surviving #and by the time sunshot ends all he can do is drink and hang out with his ghost girls #all the disciples he knew are dead and he can't train the new ones. he doesn't have a core. he can't keep up #everything he has are the jiang siblings. his wine. and his ghosts #and i don't think he knew what he was supposed to do after that #he was living day after day and ???? then what?#how long will you keeo this secret wheb you're living under the same roof as the one you're keeping it from #idk where im going with this im just #i think post-sunshot pre-burial mounds wwx is a guy that wasn't supposed to be alive #which is why he's either super mellow or angry #he's not part of this cultivation world anymore and he knows it #two years of guidao instead of sword? ok #but ten years? twenty? people will be questioning #he hadn't planned to survive for this long and now that he did he doesn't know what to do with himself #modao #lace speaks

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magistralucis · 5 months

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Love that despite Oltyx's grumping about how every other necron around him sucks and he only likes maybe 2-3 other people, he's the one necron in canon who's had guardians and protectors from every walk of life. First his family (Djoseras, and once upon a time, Unnas), then the nobles of varying stations (e.g. Yenekh and Parreg), all the way to those of lowborn origin (Neth and Pakhet) who are dearly devoted to his well-being. Outsiders too, like Mentep and Zultanekh, not to mention every Flayed One by the end of his story!

It doesn't surprise me that the final mode of society he settles on as Valgûl is more egalitarian than literally any other necron dynasty out there. Despite the universe trying its best to crush Oltyx's ability to relate to other people out of him, Oltyx was more cared for than he let himself believe, and had more respect than he gave credit for. When it comes down to it, this was a boy who was very loved, and I'm glad he came to terms with it at the end 😭💖

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #the twice dead king #oltyx #necrons #necron #a thought i should have put in the neth post but forgot - i can't be the only person who thought his affection for oltyx was... fatherly??#he adores and is proud of oltyx to a degree almost excessive even if he weren't getting the treatment he was getting #it's exactly the sort of pride unnas might have once had in oltyx if. well. if unnas hadn't become That #add in pakhet and how she was once oltyx's tutor teaching him to fight and survive and... ghghhghghghg!!!!!#idk it really feels like oltyx had parents and brothers many times over across the classes #the bone kingdom is one big happy bloody family ; w ;#p.s. didn't put lysikor in this post because he does not have ultimately have oltyx's well-being in mind but like #i don't think that's super personal or anything. just trying to build up to a magnificent eleventh hour here no offense oltyx king #he probably did... care...??? idk it's more interesting to think he did

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