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adryadriada · 3 days

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Chk!

#open for commissions #i'm broke #and #desperate #and simping #for #lae'zel #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 tav #tav #fanart #art #artwork #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #illustration #digital art

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oneiroy · 5 hours

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she miiiight have fallen into the water

#ffxiv #gpose #ryssrael #i'm never more feral for her than when i put her into simple shirts and tank tops #do you ever simp so hard for you wol. because i sure do

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aivy-saur · 1 day

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Hwjshqkshajahaha,,, thinking about Leona doing a trickshot or smth in spelldrive and when you look at him in shock he looks back at you and fucking WINKS all smug like "yeah I just did that ;)"

#Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Leona Kingscholar #TWST Leona #Leona Kingscholar x reader #Leona x reader #mf shows off to sweep u off ur feet LAWD I'M FOLDING IN 0.5 SECONDS MGOVOEODKWNEQHKAH2KSHAIHFOHQK1BEODNELGPAJ1OEHAOQHUWMFPFMTPGSHOENSL #aivy is simping once again

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evostrashbin · 1 day

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waking up in a world where Resplendent Grima is finally real, life is good

#Feh #feheroes #fire emblem heroes #grima #I AM STILL GOING FERAL YALL #HOLY SHIT!!!!!!#currently have to finish up some deadline work so I don't have alot of time to draw YET but once I'm done with that it's over for you guys #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #Basically this post is just here to have me simp on main #I have waited for this for YEARS I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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allfearstofallto · 1 day

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A Boon from the Tsaritsa

Arlecchino x Fem! Reader

A/N: Reader is a simp

She's beautiful from all angles. That's the only thought that's running through your mind as you kneel before her. Her haunting beauty is a sight to behold, her face like that of an angel. Or maybe, a demon, with the way she tempts you. Even the look of disinterest, of lack of care for you, sends a chill of adoration up your spine. All it took was one glance at her in passing and you were absolutely smitten.

“I was told you requested me personally?” She spoke, her voice echoing off the wall and sending a familiar tingle to your groin. Her words, spoken coldly like ice, made your heart beat even faster in your chest.

“Yes, Sir! I did,” you stuttered back enthusiastically. Her dark eyes were on you and you could feel them practically melting through your skin. And the feeling was euphoric. Her painful gaze was like heaven to you and you wished to bask in it, if only her impatience with you wasn't so palpable, “I did well on the previous mission, sir, as I'm sure you've heard. I'm actually the sole survivor of it. I was told by the Tsaritsa herself that I could have any gift I desire for my job well done.”

Arlecchino cocked an eyebrow, crossing one of her gorgeous legs over the other. The way her thighs squished against the heavy fabric of her pants had you nearly drooling, your eyes tracing up and down her long legs to where the heel of her shoe where she tapped her foot against the marble floor, “I'm assuming you have something you want from my orphanage then, seeing as you asked for me. I do not give my children up, if that's what you're asking for, so I suggest calling on someone else for your ‘reward,”

“I want nothing of the sort,”

“Is that so?” She hummed.

“What I want is something only you can give me,”

“And that is?”

Your eyes fell upon her lips. Plump and wet with gloss. The natural pink shade making them stand out against her pale skin. They were pressed together in a frown, but even that displeasing expression excited you, “I want a kiss. From you.”

She was dumbfounded for a moment, you could see the slightest change in her expression, then she went back to her neutral expression, trying to pretend that what you’d asked for wasn't phasing her. She waved her hands, shooing the other Fatui guards out of the room and they left with little sound, their feet sounding like little patters of rain against the floor.

“A boon from the Tsaritsa is not an easy thing to acquire. People typically ask for things like land or status,”

“I'm aware,”

“Yet, you're giving it all up for a peck on the lips?”

When she said it like that, you did feel a little stupid. But you were steadfast in your ways and insistent on what you wanted. Her lips plagued your dreams day and night. And passing her on your way to assignments made you mentally curse whatever fate kept her from being your superior. Although, you doubted you'd get any work done if you had the opportunity to ogle at her as much as you pleased.

“I do not feel as if I'm wasting my boon, I've wanted this for a very long time,” affirmation coated your words, showing that you meant every bit of them.

Maybe she could feel that. Feel your honesty in the way you spoke. In the way you look up at her with admiration. Most would be upset that they were made to kneel, yet, you dropped to the floor before her without any hesitation the second the order left her mouth.

You watched her feet as she stepped towards you, her heels clicking against the floor. She cupped your face, just beneath the chin. You'd never touched her before, how could you? But the feeling of her gloved hands against your skin, of her sharp nails practically testing your flesh, it was euphoric.

Bending over at the waist, she pressed her lips against yours. You would've melted into a puddle right there, had it not been for her firm grip on your cheeks. She tasted sweeter than you expected, but her lips were as soft as you'd dreamt of. Her smell up close was intoxicating, and even though you would've been more than satisfied with just her lips, you felt her tongue forcing its way into your mouth.

The way she kissed was dominating. It was suffocating. It was heavenly. You let her do whatever she desired, practically sitting there like a ragdoll for her to toy with. You wanted to remember every bit of her taste, the feeling of her lips. Her touch. You savored it, whining in sorrow when she pulled away, her lips wet with your saliva.

“Do well again,” Arlecchino spoke in a hushed whisper right against the shell of your ear, “So you can get another.”

#genshin #genshin x reader #genshin impact #arlecchino x reader #genshin arlecchino #genshin arlecchino x reader

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homelanderbutbig · 1 day

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How do you in good conscience simp for a sociopath who kills people for his own amusement?

Well, I mean you know Homelander is a fictional character right? He's not real, he's not out there disintegrating real people.

People are allowed to like characters without having to justify their reasons. I can like whatever I want, just as you are allowed to dislike the same thing. It's a crazy world out there.

#asks #my first anon hate i feel special lmfao #for real though people will simp over actual real-life serial killers #so i don't think i'm that bad all things considered lol

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kheyys-worms · 2 days

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screenshot redraw attempt--

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #doodle dump #what have i been up to these days? I'VE BEENS SIMPING OVER THIS WOMAN #ooughhhh #when i tell y'all i'm down bad for her--#THE NEWEST EPISODE HAD ME SO WEAK ON THE KNEES OTL OTL #SHE'S SOOOO.... BEAUTIFUL. MAJESTIC. BREATHTAKING. ETHEREAL!!!#PLEASE... CHIMERA FALIN-- JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE #She can step on me and crush me with her dragon claws and i'd be resurrected just so she can do it all over again <33 #marcille 🤝me : being an absolute gay disaster for her #HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK FOLKS (From me: a disaster bi)

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treasureofmammon · 2 days

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✨️🥵🔥 Mammon is the hottest🔥🥵✨️

This is ABSOLUTELY subjective, and I must apologize to Asmo (the most beautiful being of all realms as hinted on the lore) and Lucifer (the most beautiful being according to Diavolo) and obviously to all the brothers and side characters as well as y'all fans.

But like:

🔥 Mammon is the hottest! 🔥

Just look at him:

Anything looks good on him! Wet or dry, cheeky or shy, slutty or not: he's perfect. I just can't!!!

And let's not forget, recently:

Ps: I lied. I'm not even sorry! This is a Mammon simping blog, after all.

❗️Disclaimer: The artworks in this post were created by the game artists. None of these belong to me. These belong to Solmare Corporation and are available in Obey me!: Shall we date? mobile game or in Nightbringer: Obey me! mobile game.

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ldrfanatic · 2 days

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Slytherin Boys as 1989 Songs

+ bonus! the slytherin boys as romance tropes

I decided to shake this one up a bit and do all happy love songs

here's 1989 (tv ofc); which taylor swift album should i do next?

(mattheo riddle, draco malfoy, theo nott, lorenzo berkshire)

slytherin boys masterlist nav

mattheo riddle as I Know Places

best lyric(s) - "let them say what they want we won't here it" + "love's a fragile little flame it could burn out" + "just grab my hand and don't ever drop it"

trope - enemies to lovers :)

mattheo w a crush - in love, mattheo is somewhere in the middle between being sappy and just straight up insulting you. not like calling you ugly or anything but like "damn i didn't know it was possible to mess up such an easy spell" like kind of teasing. he's one of those guys that will be mean at first and then be like playfully mean and then finally, will start being nice to you but only sometimes. he just thinks you're adorable when you're angry.

mattheo as a boyfriend - now as a boyfriend, mattheo still teases the hell out of you but god forbid literally anyone else does bc he'll kill them. like actually. also the pair of you go through a little bit of a rough patch during the war and he keeps telling you that you have to stay way from him but secretly, he's really happy that you never actually listen to him because he doesn't know what he would do without you. he just kind of ignores all the whispers and hogwarts becomes your guys' like safe little happy love bubble.

draco malfoy as Out of the Woods

best lyric(s) - "the rest of the world was black and white, but we were in screaming color" + "when you started crying baby i did too, when the sun came up i was looking at you" + "I walked out I said 'i'm setting you free' but the monsters turned out to be just trees"

trope - everyone can see it except for you

draco w a crush - I think draco would be the kind of guy that actively avoided his crush. like if you were sitting in the very front of transfigurations, he was sitting in the absolute furthers corner in the back. If you were going on the hogsmeade trip, he was begging his friends would leave him to simmer in his affections for you. he's just so nervous and so certain you'll dislike him that he'd rather not talk to you at all. when he finally does work up the courage, he's extremely happy and like eternally grateful that you'd give him a chance.

draco as a boyfriend - i do think though that draco is not always the best at communicating just because he always wants everything to be so perfect and he doesn't want there to be anything that he says that could make you resent him so he'd rather not say anything at all. obv, this doesn't work out well for him cause like... communicating w you is so essential. y'all get into arguments fairly regularly but you always end up making up because he's always just creating those demons in his head and it's almost never that serious.

theodore nott as Suburban Legends

best lyric(s) - "you were so magnetic it was almost obnoxious" + "when you hold me, it holds me together and you kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever" + "you'd be more than a chapter in my old diaries with the pages ripped out"

trope - hopeless romantic

theo w a crush - I think with a crush theo would be the kind of guy that just simps like a mf. like you need someone to carry your books, he's there, why would you even try to carry them yourself? just let him take care of it. or like, when you're not feeling well and you might need to spend a few days in the hospital wing, while you're sleeping theo sneaks in and leaves the notes for the classes you missed as well as your favorite sweets and flowers. (one time when michael corner made you cry, he beat the snot out of him and then the next day left this huge teddy bear outside your door with the note "y/n, that douchebag sucks. -tn")

theo as a boyfriend - theo's simp nature carries over when he's a bf so he's super freaking caring. he does literally everything for you. he'll brush your hair when you get out of the shower if you ask. or if you're like me and you have like thicker ethnic hair, he'll ask you to show him how to do your hair so that he can do it for you. he's also one of those guys that's like casually dominant. like hand on your lower back in a crowd, opening your doors, reaching up and grabbing things from the top shelf for you. naturally protective in the sense of like he always wants to sleep closest to the door in case something happens and like is also always making sure you eat and get enough water.

lorenzo berkshire as "Slut!"

lyric(s) - "and if i'm gonna be drunk, i might as well be drunk in love" + "and i break down then he's pulling me in. in a world of boys he's a gentleman" + "got love struck went straight to my head"

trope - friends to lovers

enzo w a crush - enzo is the kind of guy who's not afraid to be in love. he actually loves it. he loves having someone to compliment and shower in gifts and win over. where mattheo would tease you, draco would avoid you, and theo would lose himself in you, enzo is the guy who would bring you inexplicable joy and make sure you knew that it was him that was bringing you joy. not to say that he wouldn't do sweet gestures and such but he's the sort of guy that will make you his best friend and then make you fall in love with him.

enzo as a boyfriend - because of this, you and enzo are like those like childhood friends turned lovers type of thing. he just knows you so well and the love between you two comes so easily. he makes it his personal mission to make you smile at least once a day. as your boyfriend, he's just really playful. things like pillow fights and tickle fights. he's also that boyfriend that will do all those little stupid tiktok trends with you but like really energetically and not just like half-assed bc if it's gonna make you smile, he's going all in.

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4.25.24

wc 1k

taglist @moonlightreader649 @svt-dk97 @thatdammchickennugget @helendeath @fandom-life-12 @bouquetolegoflowers @maryvibess

#slytherin boys #slytherin #theodore nott #theo nott #theo nott x reader #theodore nott x reader #slytherin boys x reader #draco malfoy #lorenzo berkshire #enzo berkshire #enzo berkshire x reader #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #draco malfoy x reader #lorenzo berkshire x reader

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your-honor-im-zesty · 2 days

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Leo would definitely create a bunch of stuff for Jason to show his affection. Rings, new glasses, watches, whatever. Acts of service is his love language, and Jason "biggest simp around" Grace would eat that shit up I'm telling you

#jason grace #leo valdez #valgrace #jason x leo #hoo #heroes of olympus #hoo fandom #pjo #percy jackson #jason grace is a simp #he's so down bad for leo #leo tries to play it cool but he's just as bad if not worse #“all da ladies love leo” jason is all the ladies

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sn00pism · 3 days

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Reo’s such a cutie patootie, have any ideas for reo fluff? :))

Hi! omg I agree so much! I do believe he needs therapy though.. (tbh all of them need it, maybe except Isagi??)I don't know if you wanted headcannons or a full fic, but I'm happy to expand on this!

Every second of every minute (I want to spend by your side)

Mikage Reo x reader, as per requested.

He's your biggest supporter!

He's also your hypeman!

TOTAL SIMP

He has to wake up early to train but sometimes ends up being late for wanting to spend five more minutes in bed with you

His styled hair ends up all disheveled

(Nagi teases him for it later, but who has a girlfriend? and who doesn't? aha, that's what he thought)

Makes breakfast before he leaves too

(really just buys you something cause homeboy doesn't really know how to cook. He's taking classes though, so sometimes you'll wake up to blueberry pancakes and a coffee (or tea))

Makes sure you're healthy and gets happy when you tag along to his trips to the gym or on walks.

Tries really HARD to make your parents or friends to get to like him.

(Goes overboard on the gifts and you have to hide his card from him to avoid that. If you can, that is.)

On that note, he spoils you as much as he can. He knows your love can't be bought and that your relationship isn't transactional but he just can't help buying you that plushie you told him you wanted the other day... or those earrings... or that book... Or the whole merch section of your favourite character.

Loves it when you wear his jersey to his games, his number on the back along with the big, bold letters spelling out 'MIKAGE'

He really hopes one day he'll get to pull out that ring that's been sitting on the pocket of one of his most expensive coats.

Mikage Reo loves you with all his heart because he knows you love him unconditionally. You've proved that much to him. Staying next to him even on his worst days.

"Reo? you leaving already?" Reo's heart shakes as he sees you slightly lift your head from the pillows, hair slightly disheveled and sleepy eyes, puffy from the sleep. A warm smile creeps up on his face.

"Yeah, big practice today, game's tomorrow, love" You nod sleepily, blinking up at him. "You'll be late today?" You ask as you yawn, hiding your face on the pillows.

He sighs, nodding, "Yeah... I'm sorry, pretty..." You smile at him, warm, understanding, "It's okay..." You reach to grasp his hand as he sits on the bed. "At least I get to see you play tomorrow" You raise his hand to kiss his hand, right on his ring finger. Reo melts.

"Mhm.." He checks his watch and makes a quick decision, motioning you to scoot over. You see right through him. "Oh no no, no, Reo, baby, no" You refuse to move but Reo is stronger, although his hold is gentle with you, and soon enough he's got you cuddled up, head on his chest, cologne invading your nose. A mix of jazmin and vanilla, not overpowering but nice, comforting. It's hard to not melt into his embrace.

"You'll be late, Reo.." You nudge him over but he doesn't budge.

"I've got.." He checks his watch again, "A few more minutes..." He hugs you tighter, kissing the top of your head "I jus' wanna have some more time with the love of my life, don't push me away, yeah?" You sigh into his chest and nod, "Few minutes, love, then off you go"

He nods, little did you know, he woke up an hour earlier than usual today, just to have a few more minutes with you. After all, you're what gets him through his rigorous training, you're the reason he gets up and faces his day with the goal of being the best. The best for you. Even if he already knows, you've told him so many times, that he is the best in your eyes.

You're the reason why, the next day, after finding you in the crowd, wearing his jersey, his number, his surname, he scores at least 3 out of the 5 goals that makes his team win.

After all, there is a shiny little thing stuffed away in his sweater that's laying near his bottle on the field. A little thing that will bound you guys together forever, as he's sure you're the one.

He just hopes you say yes.

I hope you liked this little blurb I pushed out of my tiny, university squished brain! I'm kind of getting back into writing so it may not make much sense and I'm also studying about script writing via Youtube so I'm sorry if it isn't the most coherent thing out there! I listened to 'A real hero' by College & Electric youth. The vibes were just immaculate if I'm honest.

#blue lock #bllk #bllk headcanons #bllk x y/n #blue lock scenarios #mikage reo #reo mikage #reo mikage x reader #reo x reader #reo x you

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theglidingbat · 2 days

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I'm back with superbat brain rot again. Anyways- the lack of mech superbat fics is CRIMINAL

For starters they just met and are fighting like an old married couple, plus the bat man blankie clark is wearing like omfg.

Wife scolding his husband idk what else to tell y'all.

LOVE LOVE LOVE THE FACT THAT AS SOON AS HE UNDERSTANDS WHERE KAL IS COMING FROM HE TRIES TO HELP HIM BECAUSE HE UNDERSTANDS- HE WENT FROM KAL EL HATER TO KAL EL APOLOGIST-

I'm so normal I swear.

Also hello??? Excessive hand holding?? They are so gay your honor.

Sobbing and crying he trusts clark so much Bruce you fucking simp

HOW IS THIS NOT CLICHE SUPERHERO ROMANCE TROPES WTF

Let's not forget the fact that bruce was FIRST ON THE SCENE WHEN THEY FOUND OUT KAL WAS ALIVE.

My gay little twink babies

#bruce wayne #batman #superbat #clark kent #superman #dc #dc mech

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m1ssreddress · 3 days

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CIRQUE EXTRAVAGANZA CIRCUS TOUR

When the humans make a contract with the Ringmaster to escape from the real world.

Now they got their new body without any past memories and have to travel to multiple realms to perform their circus act forever.

Actually Jax design got so much inspiration from @/burrotello design cus' I'm a simp for boxer purple rabbit (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc ragatha #tadc pomni #tadc caine #tadc jax #tadc zooble #tadc kinger #tadc queenie #tadc bubble #tadc kaufmo #tadc au

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luxthestrange · 2 days

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#6 Lovers & Fighters-

Snow: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty & Admiration is by saving them from a perilous situation

Melusine: So you're just gonna wait until the MC is in danger and save them?

Snow: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them~

Melusine: ...

Melusine*Looking at him unimpressed* You're insane Codependent Buffoon

...When they are both tall, sophisticated simps...who love short lil weirdos-

#housamo #housamo x reader #housamo x mc #housamo mc #tokyo afterschool summoners #tokyo afterschool summoners x mc #tokyo afterschool summoners x reader #housamo snow #housamo melusine #snow x reader #snow x mc #yandere snow #its leona and malleus all over again-#IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW #housamo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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stringcage · 2 days

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i'm simp

and i'm scheme

the ninth house brothers

#finally rememberd i like to draw !!#griddlehark #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth #the locked tomb fanart #my art #the locked tomb

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rx-lounge · 2 days

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News flash!! Cupid's suspected to be having an affair?!!

26/04/2024

After nearly two years of inactivity, Cupid ( @cupids-chamber ) has tweeted about their wedding! Although it was meant to be a happy day for all their fans, something unexpected has come up!

I'm Rai, your news reporter! Welcome back to Cupid News reports, updating you of all Cupid news!

[ DISCLAIMER: Article is all for fun and laughs. Anything in this article is not meant to offend, hate or target anyone. Except for Cupid. ]

Malleus Draconia, who is allegedly Cupid's affair partner, has come out to reply to Cupid's tweet about the wedding. Does this imply that she has partner's without knowledge of her relationships?

Previously, Cupid was accused of being in love with Neige LeBlanche. This has been further proven with Neige's letters that he's written for Cupid. This includes letters from Neige that he's written in his free time.

Surprisingly, Neige has caught on to Cupid's statements of disliking him.

Neige followed this up with another letter, asking why they dislike him.

After digging, we've also found news of Cupid simping (someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings) for... The principal of Night Raven College?!

Statement by one of Cupid's mutuals, Mx. Mika.

After even more digging, we've found that Cupid is actually in love with... Neige LeBlanche's rival! Vil Schoenheit, rising star and on par with Neige himself! This was explicitly stated by Cupid themself, going as far as having desires to.... What?

That's all for Cupid News! Thank you for tuning in for this series, and have a pleasant day ahead.

TAGS: @corvids-treasure-box @kalims

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