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stringcage · 15 minutes
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Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can't always understand everything that's said, no idea how things are spelled
Advantages of audiobooks: this
God bless you, Moira Quirk.
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"No," said Dulcinea. "Oh, no no no. Stay awake."
Gideon couldn't say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.
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stringcage · 1 hour
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Me: I’m just trying to enjoy my day
TLT fandom: Yeh nah, have you tried sadness?
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stringcage · 1 hour
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stringcage · 7 hours
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I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.
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stringcage · 9 hours
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Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long
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stringcage · 10 hours
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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…
Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?
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stringcage · 1 day
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i am so normal
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stringcage · 1 day
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About to read my poem in front of all my profs pls wish me a don't thfrow up 😵‍💫
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stringcage · 1 day
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Happy lesbian week
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stringcage · 1 day
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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay
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stringcage · 1 day
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shirt that says ive been rejected from literary magazines you've never heard of
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stringcage · 1 day
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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving
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stringcage · 1 day
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toxic yuri rovinsky anyone? (x)
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stringcage · 2 days
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Made an incredible purchase tonight
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stringcage · 2 days
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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
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stringcage · 2 days
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a good cry is like an emotional factory reset
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stringcage · 2 days
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