“jak jola zaczęła się przepraszać, to nie mogła skończyć!”

h. hbb. hgggsgh. shbdjd. shwuiw. laksihehem w. gg,,,,,,,, i. fuckin. aaaaaaaaaaa

original clip …. plastusiowy pamiętnik my beloved

shoulda never smoked that shi now i’m in my restless dreams.

❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️

One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.

“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.

everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.

Ah mmmm well

You know how in mermaid stories, the mermaid is typically the dumber one? I present to you the "and they were both scientists" plot.

Basically the concept is that mermechs and regular mechs can't talk to each other. But luckily even if they speak different languages they still use the same math~

I discovered a bunch of simpatico mer-fics. So. I wanted to do something with this concept too haha. If some physicist happens to read this - feel free to laugh at me. I know nothing about science👍

I don’t know if I’ll continue this thing. Should I. Idk. It’s midnight I might be going crazy lol. I made that cover anyway bc I love making covers hehe

[Next]->

Holloweane… save me…

“My name is Samantha Eve Wilkins. And I defy you to even remember who I am.”

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

So uh. How about that time skip huh. (Corvus composing and performing the best track in the show was so hot of him btw if you care)

do you ever think about how curt’s heart must have dropped when he heard the deadliest man alive say “personal history does have its benefits, mega”? do you ever think about how he went stock still and silent? about how tatiana saw his reaction and knew there was only one possible person it could be? only one person who could make curt freeze like that and look so horrified? do you ever think about the fact that tatiana only ever met owen through curt’s stories, but that was enough for her to recognise him?

do you ever think about “owen”?

Coriolanus for most of the book: omg look it’s Sejanus I hate him. He’s so rich and uppity and sanctimonious I hate him so much I can’t believe people think we’re friends I hate him literally why do I keep having to save him 🙄

Coriolanus the SECOND Sejanus shows up: OH THANK GOD SEJANUS I MISSED YOU [HUGS HIM] maybe the world is worth living in! 🥹

Coriolanus like a day later: ugh he’s so dramatic what is he even worried about he’s gonna get me in trouble I hate himmmm 🙄

I need fucking oxygen

the saw the musical ass grab quite literally has become my thirteenth reason. Who the fuck wrote in the script “Lawrence fingers adam’s bullet wound then smacks it. He pulls him into a hug then Adam grabs his ass and moans.” Who the fuck did that. I will personally find you, don’t test me. I want an apology video with TEARS.

this is extremely wicked work. especially that second one. oh my fucking god. he’s doing this on purpose. guys i think im turning into a chris girl. this is so bad for me