He’s a little melodramatic in his journal sometimes is all I’m sayin’ but that’s what makes it great

Me when Someone posts anything Spider-Man Noir angst related (I’m a hypocrite)

IM LOOKING. VERY HARD. AT A SPECIFIC PERSON.

(I mean this lovingly)

I wish that people wouldn’t lump all of “Classic Who” together (I get it, I even do myself in tags and probably still will tbh) just because I feel like reducing Doctor Who to the pre/post hiatus binary (and the Movie I guess) is kind of… reductive?

Sylvester McCoy Who is closer to Christopher Eccleston Who than it is to William Hartnell Who in the tone and writing for example

And it makes old Doctor Who seem more overwhelming than if we separated it out by Doctors (where the most is seven seasons)

And we’re getting to the point where “New” Who is now almost 20 years old (Millie Gibson grew up on MATT SMITH!) so this previous distinction feels even more arbitrary than it did in 2005

i finished the hunger games franchise two days ago, i’m traumatized and i kept having nightmares. i felt like this when it’s people i don’t even know you want me to read that about the marauders???? MY people?? my family???

you crimson rivers readers are stronger than me because you’ll never be catching me putting myself through that

fuucckkiinnn eemmoooo~🎃

two words

waterboarding ragatha

You people are evil

Me: Yeah, Valentino? Hate that guy. What a sick asshole.

Also me: I want to squish Mammon like a stress toy in a good way

Abracadabra, skiboddle zapool!

Your compartmentalizing of traumatic events is making you a fool.

i am in full beast mode rn. havent showered in days. my skin feels all greasy and my hair is heavy with oil. deodorant has worn off.

a part of me enjoys this. its the ultimate man deterrent. i love feeling gross idk.

Nothing like a nice walk to take one’s mind off things they shouldn’t be thinking about. While we were out there though.. we spotted tracks I’ve never seen before. We’ve been in those woods so many times I could probably navigate them with my eyes closed and identify every animal, but I’ve never seen these tracks before. They look like wolves tracks, which aren’t out of the ordinary or anything, but I swear these tracks were bigger than my head. Wolves don’t grow that big right? I think I’m giving myself a headache thinking about this..

Me just now: mom you should stop reading now if you want to get some sleep (currently 11pm)

Also me: going to be reading fic until 1am.

dakota johnson can wear what she wants cause she’s hot

Ugh I love when I get that superiority feeling.

Me: God I can’t believe people think the most psychotic unhinged men are hot. Girl why are you hitting on Patrick Bateman? Why the dano riddler?

Also me: *sees the phantom of the opera*

ERIK MY BELOVED!!! 💕💕

Pls tell me the threesome between andy, curtis and casanova happened before curtis met cherry.

I couldnt handle cherry being crushed if curtis cheated on her 😭😭

omg yes ofc !! Andy’s fic is technically the prequel (no other readers, and Steve is still with his ex) and it was just a one time thing bc casanova learnt her lesson afterward. being with Curtis and Andy will do that to you 🥴

no cheating in my fic bc I can’t take it either 😖 I know they’re dark and stuff, but I can’t handle cheating in any fic (let’s pretend cruel doesn’t exist for a sec)

I love how people make benatar this poetic depressed British man when in reality he’s a himbim with some emotional issues like bffr