IF WE HAD ZEMO DANCING, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE LOKI ON A BIKE?

Me: *wants to watch Staged* (simply because David Tennant and Michael Sheen)

Amazon Prime: Not where you live, you aren’t.

Me: *cries in Brazilian*

You see this character? You see how they’re written to be cold and heartless? Well, what if I just...

Wrote a fanfic where they show their softer side? Hmm? What if I made them show a more loving, compassionate side? What if I did that?

I think I might just do that...

Yes... That’s just what I’ll do...

max coming in second in grill the grid geography because they didn’t give him the singapore magnet is so unjust and i finally understand this “f1 is rigged” talk people are always ranting and raving about

I can NOT find any YA green flag guys (probably not counting Percy and Keefe - bc I said so). All of them have done horrible stuff. I want the sweet guy with mild flaws. Why do we always have to popularize the “bad boy” 😭. I understand the appeal, but soft, sweet boys need to rise up with the regular cliches!! Not all of them have to be “boring” is you write them correctly. They deserve their own happily ever after with the girl.

the ticket machine just stole 5 grosze from me. i want them back. i will never financially recover from this

everyone talking about “she’s sooo mother” or “he’s daddy” like ok. what about blorbos who are uncle

DID SHE LOVE HIM OR NOT GOD CURSE THIS SHOW

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I FEEL I MEAN I DO BUT LIKE THE DEVASTATION AND JOY AND EMPTINESS

Happy Birthday Dream!

NOW THAT THATS BEEN SAID

I’m SICK OF NOT LIVING IN THE UK

LOVEJOY? ON THE 22nd!!!??? WHEN IM FREE!!????? I HATE IT HERE

For reference the original post was

‘Furry Jesus = Joe Biden now ig’

Did I just write half of the chapter and instead of saving it to drafts, posted it accidentally and deleted it in 14 seconds out of panic and lost the work? Yes.

Am I pissed? Absolutely.

Do I want to cry since I'm pissed? Tempting.

My microwave pasta leaked when it was cooking I’m going to commit so many nefarious crimes

yall only come here for the shit i reblog huh. i could say anything and nobody would care.

On Saturday I hung out with my 84-year-old ecologist great uncle and he stopped in mid-conversation (abt the return of the whooping crane) and very seriously told me that "you can go one of two ways, as a naturalist"; either you keep sight of the hopeful possibilities, or you don't. I'm one of nature's wretched little pessimists but when an old ecologist literally holds your hands in his and tells you, "don't despair," you have to try, I feel.

What’s the deal with being Over analytical, constantly tired and eating sweets as well as depressed and suddenly now I’m being maimed on for being L.

Bruce is Clark’s “my senses/powers are going insane right now, please cover for me” person and no one in the Justice League has ever fully caught on because Bruce (as Batman) will just suddenly start picking a fight with Hal Jordan (who is always down to argue) and distract the entire League long enough for Clark to either leave or get a handle on whatever is bugging him.