#i should of posted bruno!!! fuck!!!
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IT FEELS SO MF GOOD TO BE A HOTTIE AND JOJO STAN!!! 😭
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#I LOVE YOU MEGAN#I LOVE JOLYNE#i should of posted bruno!!! fuck!!!#im just so elated#jolyne getting her recognition 🫶🏽🫶🏽🥹#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jolyne kujo#megan thee stallion#I LOVE WOMEN#d dabbles
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hey guys with the fact I've been dead for a long while, make sure to tell me if I post a confession twice. I've got a lot of screenshotted asks sitting in my gallery and with 100+ posts I don't think I'm really gonna look that far into it.
#i keep wondering if i should just be lazy for a while and post the asks on there own#and then i hear myself cause#the hardest part that burns me out is trying to find the right images#i cannot find that fucking bruno + fantoccio inage for the life of me. like. its been weeks#but im. gonna force myself to make a few at least. ill just have to annoyingly settle for a not perfectly fitting image#not a confession#the booth speaks
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Controversial opinion perhaps but i think there's a lot of untapped potential in Bruno/Fake Peppino nsfw scenarios. Aaaaand send post.
#luly talks#watch me lose all my mutuals and followers JSWGKSSCSNEF /J#pizza tower#fake peppino#like maybe its because i am insane but i am also right y'know#like i want to see that fucked up wee wee#like is it sooo controversial to say maybe someone should make art or write about peppino being fucked by his weird ass clone*? 🙄#*or something i dont fucking know what he is#the whole fakeppino or whatever the ship is called is overall very ignored which is a shame#or honestly Bruno x anyone i just want to see that thing get sexualized#aaand send post. again
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OMG GOLDY, your post where you mention catching a grenade for the one you love. I can't stop thinking about a few months back when Jk was going through his missing Jimin spiral & during one of those lives, he sang Bruno Mars Grenade. Its so painful to listen to him. He wanted Jimin so bad while he was super duper busy & now we know Jikook have had this planned out for a while, enlisting and going through the process for a while. He really meant that song, every fucking word of it.
Also Jikook are fucking geniuses. Some said they thought they were laying low publicly cause of MS & now it seems true. They didn't want added attention cause they were going through the process behind the scenes. They weren't about to gay out. Taking separate planes to meet up. Smart as fuck. Jk however, couldn't keep his emotions in check & kept going rogue on their plan & started doing his Jimin lives. Doing online stuff Just enough to let us know everything was great, even if we weren't seeing them together. Jk timing his lives when JM leaves & posting pics for Jimin to comment. You sneaky little shits. Its all deliberate. Jikook keeping it online, even though we know they were meeting up behind closed doors, due to things they were saying and things they were working on, that was picked up by k-army. Like Jimin talking about them drinking together or Jk mentioning Jimin moving his stuff. Never underestimate queers in the closet. They always get their message across. Now that the process is over and it seems to be a done deal for them. Now look. Jikook took that plane TOGETHER to Tokyo (no more separate planes) and went on one last vacation together. No more worries cause it's most likely set in stone them enlisting together and the hard part is over and now nothing can hinder it now. Damn, that must have killed Jikook having to watch people claim they weren't close after Chapter 2. Don't those people feel stupid.
I also wonder if this is why Jk tried to say that J on his finger above the M is for Jk, cause its too obvious going into Military with a big ass J M on his wedding ring finger, knowing he is enlisting with JM. Interesting.
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The closet can feel so safe and miserable at the same time. Imagine the source of your security also being the one thing chipping away at your mental health and sanity.
I don't wish that on anyone.
But it's also the safest place we could ever be.
Jungkook should have been more creative than he was coming up with that cock and bull story about the JM.
When you think about how Jimin had to fight Namjoon on stage when he called him JM the whole Jm on his hand start to feel even more sus than it already is.
Like how did that conversation go?
Jk: Guys look, I tattooed my initial on my ring finger above Army. It's J for Jungkook. Not Jeon. Jungkook.
Bts: wait a damn mininute that spells..... JM not JK
JK: HOLD ON IT DOES? HUH.... THAT'S WEIRD
Jimin: don't look at me my name is J.I.M.I.N not JM
Those two are accomplices 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want the interview where someone asks them about the JM thingy again cos it's too in our faces not to notice and surely he's seen it, noticed it- like did the thought never occur to him his hand makes so much sense if it was attached to Jimin's wrist? Cos I swear if people didn't know him and you showed them that hand they'd assume that was Jimin's hand since it had his initials on there.
If I were a director at Hybe, I'd set them up and let them talk about it head on and make a joke out of it with Jimin stating for the camera- Jungkook is obsessed with me he even has my name on his finger.
I mean he said he's always thought Jk was his copy cat it would make so much if he escalates it into obsession cos that's where we at now🤧
Imagine people start calling him JM instead of JK because they think that's his name🥲💀
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Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-
Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)
That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-
"Did you hear about that Father
Sent his own infant son away
And said "It's to *dangerous* for
you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "
I may be cringe but I am FREE
Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-
The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-
Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*
My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏
I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em
Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃
Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏
I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣
I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭
Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE
Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg
OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????
The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏
Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE
As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁
What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭
No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭
"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc
You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀
Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((
Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww
To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)
#martin kratt#wild kratts#tangled the series#tangled series#tangled#tangled oc#tts eugene#tts oc#tts cassandra#tts rapunzel#tts lance#tts edmund#new dream#tts#into the woods#heathers#im so normal#so so normal#eugene fitzherbert#lance strongbow#tadc#the amazing digital circus
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hey guys i just wanted to come here 2 say that i am not doing very well right now
im going to be homeless in a week. living with my boyfriend in his dorm and the school year is ending and so far i have not found a place to live. crossing my fingers my friends will allow me to stay with them, but i don’t really have a lot of options.
my parents are abusers and my mother admitted today that her house is more valuable than my life. i cannot live at said house because i sleep in too late and im not perfectly tidy (I’m not horribly messy—im just not enough to keep their house “immaculate.”) also, i am not going back to people who believe my life is worth less than a fucking house.
i have no idea where ill be going though
my mother also stole 8k from me a year or two ago (i have not recovered since)
i have no money
i have applied for countless jobs and have heard nothing
i don’t really know what to do
i don’t really feel like there’s a way out
not leaving tumblr or anything, this is my escape. Bruno is my escape.
srry for dropping this loaded post, ik this blog is usually jovial Bruno brainrot but i just had to get this off my chest. don’t worry, your regularly-scheduled unhinged Brunoposting will return right after this announcement.
thanks for reading.
(do you guys have any suggestions for what i should do? i really don’t want to live in my car or go to a homeless shelter. i’m scared.)
#the good news is i have that bruno ai bot up and running so i can make him say comforting things#ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa….#ha.#i might delete this I don’t know#i just feel like this is a loaded gun (Mista’s revolver loll)#i guess part of me is afraid you guys will leave because i posted this#i love you guys so much#you all mean so much to me#every one of you
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Okay, so I'm being completely self-indulgent here but I went on a little foray and dug up a load of old posts n' such to go thru Wyatt's journey n' pick out some important moments/juicy tidbits so uh.. here it is if you're interested 😆
Major Somnium spoilers if you haven't read it yet tho so be warned...
The first hint of genuine emotion/doubt we see cross Wyatt's face, and it's about his father.. hmmmmm, also to be noted is that even if he did up sticks n' go to work with Ash, he wouldn't have been free of anything, least of all his father's judgement!
The infamous Silas scene, yikes.. two things here, anytime he mentions it, it's not Wyatt's reach, always Arturo's! Like Oscar said recently, he doesn't have any connections now that he's gone (and Ashton, so.. oops) Second of all, Bruno DID understand.. which is interesting. Wyatt's family may not have been any relation to Bruno by blood, but they were still his found family for a long time and he n' Wyatt didn't much care for each other either, but they knew one another pretty well (what they showed each other anyway aha..) So yeah, he didn't LIKE it, but he UNDERSTOOD.. much to Ivan's dismay 🙈
Wyatt pretty much admits here that he's pretending his way through life.. which is SUPER fun to look back on, 'cause we all took him at face value here, but who's to say it wasn't just another act? 🤷♂️
He learnt to look at the world through calculated logic at a very young age.. and he's kinda right, if you observe everything & everyone else from a neutral standpoint, it's pretty interesting what you can see that you might've missed if you were too angry, sad etc.. to notice...
Did anyone believe Wyatt when he said he would leave Joslyn's kids out of it? 'Cause he was telling the truth.. maybe she should'a called his bluff. An easy bargaining chip, never to be played.
After learning of Oscar's plan, Wyatt decides to help him.. why? I don't think he's sure at this point, he just knew he'd had enough of his father's disrespect and wanted to fuck him over.
This is suuuper interesting, mostly because of Bruno's "no".. he's a bit of a hypocrite ngl, cos he knew more than Wyatt, and for longer, that what he, Artie n' co. were up to was wrong, yet he stuck with them, protected them and continued to work for them anyway.
The difference between them tho, is that Arturo respected and trusted Bruno enough that he would've let him leave if he wanted to, but he didn't.. and Wyatt never had that luxury ⚆_⚆
In this scene we (I think?) first got a glimpse into Wyatt's brain, and I particularly like this part...
Although he wanted to prove to Arturo that he had been right, he knew he couldn’t risk it. Doing so would only reveal his own betrayal. It should have been satisfying, but Wyatt could already feel himself shrinking under his father’s cold, piercing gaze as he realised his own son had deceived him so immeasurably. He didn’t need to know; his demise would be satisfying enough, it had to be.
Simply because as it turned out, it wasn't satisfying at all.. and Arturo was already well aware of his own son's involvement at this point, double yikes.
So everything's gone to shit but Wyatt/Darien are still sitting pretty with Ashton.. but why is it sad boi hours? Why doesn't it feel right? Hmmmmm.. I like this scene because Wyatt's pretty much lost his whole family and yet.. is he sad? He doesn't think so, not really. It's kinda the start of him "waking up" so to speak, with no one left to live "for" and no one to impress, please or serve he's lost at sea!
It's fun, because honestly at this point he could have slotted neatly into life in Del Sol. He could've worked with Ash, business as usual, new connections and protections, lotsa women, lotsa money and power..... and yet.. it doesn't feel right? 🤔
HMMMMMMMMMMM
Thanks to Brynn's help, Wyatt finally comes face to face with the reality of his actions. It's interesting for so many reasons.. first of all, he'd always kept the details at bay, 'cause that's what he was used to, what was easier, what he was taught to do.. business isn't personal, right Pookie? 🙈 and Ashton hadn't exactly told the whole truth either, making out like the girls would work for him (which ig they would in a way, at least some of em.. but it's definitely worse than Wyatt assumed, which I think can show how naive he could still be sometimes) but with no daddy around to answer to/impress, and no one left to pretend to, Wyatt suddenly NEEDED to know and there was no one left to persuade him otherwise.
Love this scene.. Wyatt's still a little demented isn't he, taking sadistic pleasure in fucking someone over, but at least this time he's on the right fkin side.
Look at that smirk.. ohhh Ashton you are fucked, but please enjoy your sauna whilst you can 😁
So it's been a few years at this point and Wyatt's had a hell of a lot of time to think, and a lot of distance from his old life. He doesn't really know who he is at the moment, but he's kinda learning to just BE instead of pretending all the time.. kinda scary, tho a little less so when you've adopted a cute old neighbour who invades your space with his genuine care and good advice. Something Wyatt's definitely not used to, but he doesn't completely hate it.
Not only does bumping into Brynn again make Wyatt realise how grateful he was for her help, but it also kinda forces him to stop ignoring his past. Her visit and their brief time spent together really made him start looking back at his old life n' tryna figure out how it fit into his new one. He still has no idea who he is or who he should be and it's particularly disconcerting to him how comfortable Brynn is around him, given what she knows...
He'd just about managed to keep it at bay until this point, but it's time for an existential crisis 🤸♀️
Ahhh baba Ichi is so kind 😭 would he still be so keen to help Wyatt if he knew about his past? Who knows.. but he sees someone struggling and he wants to help! I think it's interesting that Wyatt trusts him/likes him enough at this point to actually admit his doubts/feelings, which is more than he'd ever done before. He might not see it yet, but it's still progress.
Brynn's back, and she's about to fuck Wyatt's shit up (in the best way).. I love how he's been so wrapped up in his own misadventures that he hadn't even stopped to think about hers. If we're gonna look at things in black and white (which we don't do here but just bear with) they're both "bad" people who've done terrible things and made terrible decisions; driven by necessity, both perceived and literal. They've taken lives without regret, stolen from people who didn't deserve it, fucked people over for their own survival or for revenge ETC ETC.. and yet, Brynn knows she's not black and white, she knows she's still capable of being a good person and she can see it in him too, even if he's like ??? about it himself.
Wyatt not only admits his feelings to himself, but to Brynn too.. and goes against what HE wants n' agrees to her wishes instead, putting someone else first for like.. the first time EVER 😳
Though he was glad to know the truth, Wyatt was less than thrilled with Brynn’s plan; but she craved true freedom, and after everything she’d endured – in part due to his own transgressions – he figured he owed her as much.
What sorcery is this?!
Wyatt's not great with empathy or at putting himself in others shoes, but I loved this scene with him n' Oscar because now he's actually been forced into Oscar's well worn vans and he had no choice but to confront his previous decisions head on.. he did NOT like his own medicine and I think it's the first time he properly felt regret/guilt.. super important discovery.
Ahh the crux of the issue, daddy issues.. 😅
I'm not saying Wyatt didn't have free will or the chance to idk NOT partake in the family "bidness" but idk, he was indoctrinated into that life since birth. The fact that he eventually made it this far and didn't go totally insane in the process is still kinda impressive.
We don't have to forgive him, Brynn hasn't, and won't.. but people are grey and there's hope things will be different in the future. I love how much these two have been through in life, yet still managed to SOMEHOW end up with a second chance/a way to be & do better. Idk I think it's awesome (disagree with me if u want idc ahahakjsdksj) and I especially love that they literally know almost every nasty detail about each other but still perceive the other as "good" despite those details.. ough
With a dead dad (yay), plenty of distance, a lot of time and some forced introspection not only from himself but Brynn, Oscar, etc.. and ELLIS, Wyatt finally broke in the best way possible.
It'll take time and it'll still be shit at times but now that everything's outta the bottle maybe he can piece everything together again. I especially love this part..
The moment Ellis had made his way into the world, something deep inside Wyatt’s soul had shattered, breaking into a million tiny pieces that pricked his heart with every shred of hurt, regret, and stifled guilt he’d ever buried within its previously impenetrable depths. Try as he might, the tears refused to cease.
I think it was easy to believe that Wyatt was a psychopath (that was the point) but we only believed it with such conviction because HE did too. I think he's relieved to finally learn that that's NOT the case, even if it's scary af tryna figure out who he is from scratch.. but hey, he has a pretty good reason too now. Being the dad he wished he had... ;-;
Anyway.. thanks for coming to my pointless, long ass, self-indulgent TED talk, if you read all this please take a cookie on the way out and know that ily muchly 🖤🍪
#ramblings#and like.. i mean major ramblings#sdkjskdj#god bless any of u that read this in its entirety#idk how much sense it'd make without reading somnium tho.. another reason to do so ahueheuh#fib extras#wyatt#ahhhh what an interesting man#love him or hate him idk.. his journey is still kinda fun to lay out u kno#twguns#twtrafficking#twdeath#?#kinda
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hello! i was wondering... how do you think bucci gang/la squadra would approach darling's first time?
have a nice day!!!! > w <
The more simple answer is that they all will be as gentle as possible knowing darling's a virgin and will be more vanilla, holding off on the more freaky stuff for later.
The longer answer's below and some of them go into dub/non con and Dead Dove territory. I'm doing 14 characters, so I'm writing a paragraph each of varying lengths. I tried to make it gender neutral but some of it does imply AFAB Darling.
Since it's February now, this might as well be a Valentine's Day post:
Fugo
Consent? Yes
Risky Creampie? No.
It'll be his first time too, so he once it to be special too. He tries to be slow and gentle, but you're both virgins it's sloppy. You're even shocked at how sensual he is compared to his typically uptight neurotic self. In the end, he prematurely ejaculates and gets embarasseded about it. He promises the next time he'll do better.
Bruno
Consent? Dubious
Risky Creampie? Yes.
He'll manipulate you into love making with him if you wont do it willingly. Even if you don't want it, he'll be a romantic as possible with you. However, he will still attempt to baby trap you, even if it is your first time. Either no condom, a hole's in the condom, and/or he'll make sure your birth contol is ineffective. He'll promise you'll love it and the next 9 months.
Giorno
Consent? Optional
Risky Creampie? No.
Using GER, he could create some vines for bondage, overstimulating until you're drool in pleasure while he's fucking you. Praising you for being his good little Bambi. And when he's done, you'll be rewarded with treats and his love (if he's not too busy).
Trish
Consent? "Yes"
Risky Creampie? No.
Trish wants your consent. She knows how to manipulate a yes out of you if you're unsure. She'll have toys and strap-ons prepared. She's more experienced than she lets on, so she'll take the lead and let you lead another time.
Pesci
Consent? Yes
Risky Creampie? No
When you came to him and asked him to take your virginity, he also fainted. He's a virgin too and never thought he'd be so lucky to have you by his side. So scared of hurting you that he just lets you lead and get on top. Pesci prefers to keep it nice, gentle, and slow more than anyone else in Passione.
Prosciutto
Consent? Blackmail
Risky Creampie? No
Sleeping with him was part of the deal. With you being a virgin, it kind of complicated things, because he wants your first time with him to be memorable. He wines and dines you, he takes you on an adorable romantic date to make you comfortable, but keep in mind no is not an option. You should be grateful he's putting in the effort before becoming your first (and only).
Risotto
Consent? Doesn't care.
Risky cream pie? Has you on the pill if need be.
The capo is quite massive. You're hurting regardless, so he'll have you cocksleeved. You'll be speared on his cock for awhile so you'll get adjusted to it. He'll also do alot of foreplay prior to the cocksleeve, massaging your pussy, rubbing your clit, eating you out, etc.
Abbacchio
Consent? Drugs and alcholol
Risky cream pie? No.
He's not delusional. He knows you wouldn't want to fuck your kidnapper, so he got you something to loosen you up and to lighten the mood. He's most likely also drunk when you two are about to do it, because he didn't want his paranoia or conscious getting in the way.
Melone
Consent? Bitch, you thought!
Risky creampie? Yes.
You're more likely to wake up to Melone inside of you. If you're lucky and willing, he will be a sweet gentle accommodating lover. Safe sex is never an option. If you resist, he'll either have you tied up, drugged up, or have baby face hold you down. Careful, after the first time, he can be a selfish lover.
Mista
Consent? Optional
Risky cream pie? Maybe
Normally, Mista is rough, but learning you're a virgin changes things. He wasn't expecting it, honestly. This is a rare moment where Mista primarily focuses on pleasing you and overstimulating you. He'll still degrade you as his little slut, though. If you're a stand user, you might also hear the Sex Pistols whisper stuff in your ears. Take that as you will.
Narancia
Consent? Optional
Risky cream pie? Yes
If Narancia's forcing you, he wouldn't know it. It's surprise sex! He knows you'll be super nervous and panicked for the first time, but don't Nara got tips from Mista and Fugo! Don't worry about the knife in his hands, it's just to take your clothes off faster. He'll get you new ones, promise. Expect alot of eating out and overstimulation.
Illuso
Consent? Nope!
Risky Creampie? Nope!
You being a virgin just boosts his ego. You're his prisoner so he'll take everything from you, even your virginity. Sure he'll finger you to stretch you out, but he expects you to please him. He'll let you ride him at your own pace so you'll get use to his length. Be grateful, because he could always let Man In The Mirror take you without prep.
Formaggio
Consent? Nope!
Risky cream pie? Nope!
Formaggio got you through blackmail. He never expected someone with a hit out for them would be a virgin. He'll what Illuso does, but with the added bonus of shrinking himself so he can slowly get you use to his actual length. This better mean you'll show him some gratitude.
Ghiaccio
Consent? Kind of.
Risky cream pie? Nope!
Ghiaccio is the type od yandere to wear you down until you give into is request. He is shockingly gentle when sensual. Turns out he just wants you to be a sanctuary where he can express his vulnerability. He'll admit he's a virgin too because everyone pissed him off. Everyone except you, that is.
#jojo's bizarre adventure#la squadra#bucci gang#vento aureo#yandere#jjba#fugo#bruno buccellati#Giorno#Trish Una#Pesci#Prosciutto#Risotto#Risotto Nero#Abbacchio#melone#Mista#Narancia#ghiaccio
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JJBA PART 5, VENTO AUREO IS THE UNDERBAKED MESS I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT FIXING...PART 2
FIX 2: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A PROBLEM LIKE GIORNO?
thats the homo photo of my dad
answer: i dont know.
the unfortunate and honest to god truth of the matter is that the protagonist of JJBA part 5, giorno giovanna, fucking sucks.
what if that little shithead from the twilight zone episode "it's a good life" was gay and watched "goodfellas". you might think "wow that sounds great" but, well, somehow it's not.
it is months later and i have been struggling with writing this for a bazillion reasons: i got sick, real life events occurred, i had to work on comic, i died, etc. but the most strenuous reason of all in the end was facing the impenetrable, tangled, and deeply complicated gordian knot that is the little ladybug loving bitch named giorno and not knowing where the fuck to even begin.
i had to think long and hard about how to approach the problem of "giorno giovanna". he is like a diamond of sucking ass: multi-faceted and beautiful in his perfection but is, ultimately, just a stupid fucking rock from the dirt. he completely lacks the innate charisma and personality inherent in previous jojo protagonists AND antagonists; despite having both the joestar AND brando gene pools to pull from, he manages to snag a net total of 0 personality traits. this problem is multiplied 100 fold once he starts actually doing things to move the plot along and the universe repeatedly bends itself like a pretzel in order to gift him undeserved and unrewarding (to us, the audience) win after win after win.
his theme goes hard as hell tho
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if you were to ask me what is wrong with giorno, i would have no problem making a long and detailed list of why i want to slap the little cinnamon rolls of his head. i have no idea how to organize that list into a more coherent form of criticism that points at the overarching structural weakness of part 5. part 5 really, really wants you to like and root for giorno. it hinges on it. his victories are explicitly supposed to be emotionally and morally gratifying. they are instead trite and annoying.
for years, YEARS, my only experience with the entirety of part 5 outside of infamous panels and the most basic information about the story, was this incredible, evergreen and laser targeted tweet:
i thought this was a funny shit post. all i knew giorno had some kind of "life creation" power. what i didnt know was:
giorno says this exact line and then turns cars into frogs so that they (the bad guys) cant catch them (they do catch them)
giorno's power IS fucking stupid
i fucking hate him
he should stop using it
abbacchio was right. he was right about everything
how DO you talk about giorno? giorno's blandness permeates any situation he has the misfortune of attending and the parts of the narrative where he's missing for one reason or another are significantly improved by his absence. in comparison with the deuteragonists (bruno bucciarati) and tritagonists (the members of bruno's squad in the mafia family passione), he has all the flavor of a communion wafer. his character arc is non-existent. emotionally, he might as well have just gone to the store and back by the end of the story.
and, look, araki likes to play fast and loose with how powerful a stand is or what its abilities are. im not here to measure power levels or fucking whatever stupid shit people get up to. the more wild and insane he gets with his incredibly "unique" ""understanding"" of science and geometry, i'm 99% on board for. but giorno's stand, gold experience, is whatever the narrative needs it to be at any given time with no consistency. it's OP as hell long before he gets the 11th hour power boost; his stand has the extra trans-dimensional ability to remove any tension from a fight scene. through this, gold requiem can destroy the psyche of the audience, truly making it the most powerful stand of all time.
people used to love to bitch about not understanding how the villain's stand works in this part, but if anyone tells you they understand what the fuck THIS means they're lying to you.
anyway, there is only one solution i can think of when it comes to how to approach this: assess the major story beats in order. i think jumping around in the progression of events to highlight individual flaws in the character will not adequately impart the suffering one feels as an audience member while the narrative yo-yos between being rollicking good fun and being at the mercy of the little 15 year old twink with god mode on.
and so, having made it past koichi's tiny ass role (and his tiny ass) in the story and addressing how we can proceed, we can cover bruno (a genuinely wonderful character), polpo, and the wasted character building opportunity of the piss drinking scene, which vexes and infuriates me to this day. [thinking about the piss scene and getting mad again] ooooh!!!!
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lmaoooo Mirabel calling the creative team “tormentors”
Without fail, every letter is addressed that way. She doesn’t learn their names, she doesn’t know why she should bother - it’s not like they bothered to do anything for her. Even if she is talking to them in person, she still calls them “tormentor” or “abuser” or something to that effect.
Not the entire creative team - she recognises a lot of them (and the cast) had no control and were just doing their job to be paid.
Now seems as good a time as any to post Mirabel’s list of inaccuracies in the film.
Roughly in order to the film’s narrative:
(Anything not mentioned is accurate).
Clothing is wrong - we’ll get back to this
Lines are also aren’t word for word what they actually said
Mirabel doesn’t think she and Abuela were ever as close as that in the opening scene. The youngest/fourth girl was far from a favourite
Mirabel doesn’t talk to herself
Mirabel did set the table, but she never spoke to the kids - that’s Camilo’s job
She never left the house, partially because she was finishing up on Antonio’s gift ceremony suit
She only left the house that day to collect Osvaldo Ortiz’s delivery, which she didn’t order but was made to get it, which he did describe as the “non-special special”. However, she couldn’t lift it and was dragging it across the grass until Luisa spotted her and intervened
The children stopped her before she could follow Luisa in, they did have a similar conversation of “maybe your gift is being in denial”
Mirabel is ironically the most graceful and careful of her sisters; hence Isabela’s need to practice. So she didn’t crash into anyone
Isabela should have been a lot meaner and vicious with her insults
Mirabel’s scene with her parents was fairly accurate - she just didn’t interact with/mention Casita in the moment
She did make her own decorations for her family and was told to leave them by Abuela; she didn’t set Abuela’s on fire either, she burnt her finger on accident
Mirabel wasn’t there for Antonio’s moment with his side of the family because she was busy having a panic attack (not that she knew it at the time), she arrived after they had left
Casita pushed her into taking Antonio’s hand
She stood behind all of the adults while Antonio received his gift with her eyes closed because she couldn’t bring herself to watch it go wrong
Mirabel didn’t go onto the roof to check the candle; she did hear Abuela’s concerns, but from below. She went to check the floor tiles because that’s where the cracks started and that smashed one had to have gone somewhere
Mirabel is scared of heights
Dolores was more aware of what was going on
She was a lot more clever and subtle in how she questioned Luisa, she didn’t shout at breakfast. She was moved but that was because she took Luisa’s coffee off her and then argued about why Luisa shouldn’t have so much of it with Abuela
She didn’t rope jump across Bruno’s room because she’s “not a fucking idiot” or Isabela. Instead, she walked all the way back down the stairs to find another way in and she did
She spent the next hour exhausted on the floor
She was aware of the cracks in Bruno’s room, subsequently took the pieces and ran without putting them together. It was the only vision in there, it has to be what Luisa was talking about
She was going to leave the vision and sort it tomorrow - focus on Isabela’s engagement as Abuela wanted. But after hiding the pieces in her room, she realised on of the shards kinda looked like her and was then curious to put it together
She and Luisa didn’t throw themselves around the room during the engagement. Mirabel never got up out of her chair and wasn’t sat anywhere near Isabela - she and Luisa were swapped
Mirabel also exclaimed a rather jubilant “I told you so!” after the cracks appeared and the magic started to fritz. Luisa covered her mouth to prevent her saying anything else that would further piss the family off
Mirabel is scared/disgusted of most animals, but especially rats
She didn’t remember anything about Bruno and initially didn’t recognise him when she first saw him in the walls, instead screamed about there being an intruder and tried to go back for help. Bruno chased her away from the exit to prevent her from doing that
Mirabel and Bruno’s entire interaction until Antonio appeared
Mirabel did not whine about it being Isabela. She didn’t question it, just accepted it and immediately started planning about how she was getting the hug. Bruno would later say to Isabela that she became as calculative as Dolores in the moment
Mirabel came in and formally apologised (because she does generally believe she ruined the proposal, regardless about her feeling for Isa). She tried to make Isa more comfortable and willing to voluntarily hug her
She was horrified with Isabela’s cactus and tries to insist that Isabela stop touching it
Isabela didn’t grow anything outside of her room, nor did she break Mariano’s nose a second time
Abuela was a lot harsher to Mirabel (in general, but especially) before Casita fell, nor did Mirabel get the last word in
The last thing Mirabel saw was her own headless body and the candle that went out
Clothes are noted to be inaccurate. They are of the time style-wise, but some of the colours aren’t or wouldn’t have been as vibrant. There is an issue with length of women’s clothes too. The family had a lot more detail on their clothes. Mirabel is the most inaccurate - butterflies were always Alma’s and Pedro’s symbol, not hers. She doesn’t know where the idea for that came from. Her earrings also aren’t accurate. She also did all the embellishments of Isabela’s dress.
(I might show you the designs for those, if somebody wants to see them).
Nobody obviously sang. Though Luisa and Isabela sometimes try to convince the cast that they did suddenly turn around and start singing to a very confused Mirabel. She will admit that the songs do fit/compliment her sisters’ styles and voices. She disagrees on hers. The Family Madrigal works as being incorrect, it’s a mask of bubbly extroverted happiness. Waiting On a Miracle doesn’t as it should be more true to her person.
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I do (Julieta x F!Reader)
a/n: this got out of hand so, long post ahead!
a/n 2: Pepa’s kind of a bish in this one, don’t read if you don’t want to see her in that light.
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"You look beautiful"
You didn't even look up when your future brother-in-law walked in. You didn't feel like seeing anyone, you just wanted to scream, cry, destroy the bouquet of flowers in your hands and tear your white dress to shreds. You just wanted to get out of there.
But you had nowhere to go. Your parents had been very clear about it, just like Alma Madrigal. It didn't matter what you wanted, it didn't matter who you loved, and it didn't matter if you agreed to this, you would marry Alma's daughter. No one seemed to care that it might be the wrong daughter.
"I should have listened to her" you whispered "I should have gone with her that night"
"Mom and Pepa would have known and it would have been worse for her"
You closed your eyes remembering the horrible bruise on Julieta's cheek after receiving a slap from Alma, and the image of Pepa's lightning striking too close to her eye would haunt your nightmares forever.
In the end, Casita had to intervene to allow the brunette to escape to her room, which she had not left since then. It wasn't fair, the only sin she had committed was saying that she loved you.
"It should have been me" you said, clenching your fists "Julieta shouldn't have been hurt, it should have been me."
"You know that Pepa would never hurt you" the man said, putting a hand on your shoulder in an attempt to comfort you.
"And what is she doing right now?!" you growled "she's forcing me to marry her, even though she knows I don't love her and never will! And all for what? To prove herself better than her sister"
"That is not true-"
"I'm a fucking trophy for her!" You yelled "You and I both know this is just to have something Julieta couldn't"
"Don't talk about Pepa like that" the youngest of the triplets said, frowning "You don't know her, she would never do something like that, she loves you and she loves Julieta"
"Of course she does, because you throw lightning at someone you love. Because you hurt someone you love. Because you tear the souls of those you love" you said bitterly "if that's her love, I don't want it"
"You're talking about my sister" the man told you, already annoyed with your attitude "I won't let you say bad things about her on her wedding day"
"It's my wedding too" you growled "And in case you forgot, Bruno, Julieta is your sister too, and guess where she is? Locked in her room, after your mother and your other sister attacked her. Beautiful family you have."
"Stop it! We're all trying to make things easier for you, Y/N, you're being ungrateful"
It wasn't common for the man to lose his temper like that, but Pepa was his sister and he wasn't going to allow her own future wife to speak ill of her, you were being irrational about this. Although, a small part of him wondered if he wasn't so defensive just because deep down he knew you were right.
"You're just upset that things didn't go the way you planned"
"The way I planned?" you asked in disbelief "For it to rain on my wedding day would be a change of plans, for my dress to rip and I had to wear another would be a change of plans, for the cake to ruin would be a change of plans. Being forced to marry the wrong Madrigal sister just because she threatened with a hurricane if I didn't and to fulfill a whim is not a change of plans, it's fucking shit!"
"Julieta wouldn't have been a better match and you know it" Bruno said seriously "She doesn't have Pepa's energy, her passion, or her intensity. She doesn't love as hard as Pepa does"
"And so what?! I love her, Bruno" you hissed "I love her more than I've ever loved anyone. I love her simplicity, I love her calm, her way of loving without words, I love everything about her and no one is going to change it, no matter how many yellow dresses you make me wear, my heart will always be blue."
Bruno looked into your eyes while the tears threatened to fall, and he could not find in you a trace of a lie, only a deep sadness, anger, and a love so great that it hurt him to see it, knowing that it was not going to get where it should. Because at that moment he knew that no matter how bright the sun shined on you, you were never going to love it like you loved the moon.
"I…I'm sorry, Y/N" he whispered "I'm sorry it had to happen like this"
"Go away" you sighed "leave me alone. I have to compose myself for the ceremony...because I'm not going to give your mother, your sister, my parents, or the entire town, the satisfaction of seeing me cry"
Bruno looked at you for another second, while you turned around with your fists clenched. He knew that you would probably have fingernail marks on the palms of your hands, but there was nothing he could do. He walked out of there as quietly as he could, praying that this wasn't a terrible mistake, and if it was, that one day you'd forgive them all.
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Pepa smiled when she saw you walk slowly towards her, arm in arm with your father. The day was perfect! It was sunny, the birds were singing, and there were at least three rainbows going through Encanto. It was just how her big day was supposed to be, except for one small detail. You.
When she imagined her wedding as a child, she always imagined walking towards a strong, handsome man who loved her madly, not a girl who walked as if she were going to the gallows and whose gaze radiated hate. But it was what it was.
She supposed that on some occasions she also imagined her sister by her side as the bridesmaid, but as they grew older, the brunette had insisted on making her less, always being the center of attention and stealing the applause that was her rightful share, besides, considering that Julieta tried to steal her fiancée, the redhead was relieved that her sister was not present.
Not that Mom would have allowed it, of course. After the dinner scene a few days ago, when Julieta admitted her relationship with you (that woman's nerve! Dating HER future wife?!) and things got out of hand (the brunette was begging for one of her lightning bolts), she didn't even want to imagine what could happen if you saw her there.
Of course, Pepa knew that you felt something for her sister, but it was only because you had never had the opportunity to date her (Julieta's fault), just as she knew that any trace of pity you might feel for the healer would vanish in a few days, after seeing how wonderful she was! Oh yeah, you'd be the perfect couple!
And her mother would be so proud of her, the whole town would see how truly perfect Pepa was and they would apologize to her for having given that adjective to the wrong sister. Everything would be perfect for her.
What did it matter if Julieta cried every day? So what if it hurt her every time she saw you with her? It would be no more painful than what she and Bruno had been through since they were children and given gifts less perfect than to heal with food. It was the brunette's turn to suffer.
It was true that you too had been reluctant to cooperate, but she didn't mind, she would have you eating out of the palm of her hand in no time, and making you love her would be no problem. Besides, she had already won, you were already hers and Julieta wouldn't have a chance to tear you away from her. Perfection itself.
If you could only smile.
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You kept your gaze straight ahead, not even deigning to look at the redhead next to you (you didn't take her hand either), or at your father when he withdrew. You hated them, you hated them all.
You could feel everyone's eyes on you, judging you, you could hear the whispers and imagine the frowns. A bride who didn't smile on her wedding day? Imagine it. Well, fuck them. You couldn't escape, but you weren't going to play the perfect wife that Alma and Pepa Madrigal wanted you to be.
The priest looked at you with concern, and then at the other bride. You didn't even have to look at her to know that she had a smirk on her face and the mere thought made you grip the bouquet in your hands harder, almost crushing it.
"Smile a bit will you?" Pepa whispered to you when the priest started talking to the crowd
"The only reason I had to smile is locked in a room in your house" you answered without looking at her
"Get over it, you did even better! You're marrying the most beautiful woman in town"
"You and I know that she should be in that chair, not you" you hissed hatefully.
Pepa frowned and for a moment you felt something close to happiness when the day darkened a bit. Not a hurricane, but you were happy that the redhead's "perfect" day had gray clouds after all. She deserved it.
The other woman didn't speak again during the entire ceremony, for which you were grateful, but she smirked at you when you said "I do", sending another wave of hate through your entire being. But you weren't going to let her break you, ever. If she wanted your marriage to be a declared war for the rest of her life, so be it.
When the priest said wives could kiss, you took the opportunity to whisper something to her, and stick a dagger into her chest. You didn't care if you were cruel or if it unleashed a storm outside (although many sure were confused by that). If you couldn’t wake up from the nightmare, no one could.
"I'm going to imagine that I’m kissing her" you whispered before sealing your lips with Pepa's
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You smirked as your wife closed the door to your shared room with a loud bang. It was no secret to anyone that you took macabre pleasure in making her angry, which usually ended on a freezing or terribly rainy day. Excellent, fuck the whole town.
"You have to stop doing that" Pepa growled dangerously
"Do what, my love?" you answered, letting the venom drip from your voice on the last words "I thought you wanted me to get along with your family better, so I helped my dear sister-in-law to cook"
A thunder sounded over your heads when the redhead heard your tone when saying "dear". Her blood was boiling and she hated the way you could control her so easily. This was not how it was supposed to be. You had to fall at her feet, you had to love her, take care of her, pamper her, do what she asked of you, you were HER wife!
But instead, it had been her who had ended up completely obsessed with you. In those few months of marriage, she had done everything to make you fall in love but nothing worked, you only gave her looks full of hate and words loaded with impenetrable ice, which drove her crazy and made her try again more desperately. It seemed that the more you tried to get away, the more she wanted you.
Though she wasn't the only one receiving hostile treatment from you. Bruno would often try to strike up a friendly conversation with you, only for you to snap back, and her mother you just ignored, no matter how much she yelled at you or tried to correct you, it was like you didn't hear her, as of you didn't see her.
The only person who seemed to exist for you, not just inside Casita, but in the entire town, was exactly the one person you should NOT care about. Julieta. Of course, her sister would try to do something like that, take you away from her. Well, she wasn't going to succeed.
"I don't want you to go near her, is that clear?"
"No, it's not" you answered immediately "I'll be as close to her as the stupid bond that binds you and me allows"
"She's turning you against me!"
"You did that yourself!" you growled "when you decided you didn't care who you hurt as long as you won a war that only you are fighting!"
"That’s not true!" Pepa yelled "she started all this! She is the one who decided that she had to be perfect, that she had to be better than everyone!"
"That's what your mother did! Alma put that burden on her, Julieta just tried to do the best she could with what she had"
"Why are you defending her?!"
"Because I love her!"
A wave of satisfaction washed over you as a mighty thunderclap resounded throughout the room (and you were sure the entire town as well) and you saw the redhead clench her fists. However, the pain in her eyes took you by surprise, as did the slight flicker of concern in your chest.
"I am your wife" Pepa said slowly and dangerously "you have to love ME"
And right there, just as quickly as it had appeared, your concern and empathy for her drained from you. You hardened your gaze and stood up straighter, unfazed by the fire in her eyes or the darkening clouds above you. You knew she wouldn't hurt you, if only to not give you the perfect excuse to go back to her sister's side.
"You were my friend, Pepa" you said "I loved you like a sister, and you didn't care about hurting me, you didn't care about what I wanted, you didn't care about anything"
"It isn't true!"
"You didn't care about anything but proving you were better than Julieta!"
"I'm better than her!"
"Not for me" you said dryly "you will never be for me"
Pepa felt how her eyes stung and her tears threatened to fall at any moment. She couldn't understand how you could be so cruel to her when all she did was give you the best chance ever!
"You knew that I didn't love you" you continued "and still you forced me to marry you"
"You were going to run away with my sister!"
"I was going to marry MY girlfriend!"
Lightning struck a few feet behind your wife and the air around you suddenly turned too cold. You hugged yourself a bit, but you never stopped looking at the woman in front of you.
"You were going to do what?" Pepa whispered
"I was going to marry her" you repeated "the night you and your mother hurt her, when you threw lightning at her, when Alma called her a whore, she had just proposed to me"
"You're lying" the redhead said "it's not true! You just want to hurt me more!"
"Julieta proposed to me! And I said yes!" you yelled "That's why I told you that she should be the one next to me that day, she should be the one to kiss me! I owed her the 'I do'. HER, NOT YOU!"
"SHUT UP!"
You jumped as the next bolt of lightning fell at your feet and for a moment it was as if time stood still. It was the closest she had come to actually physically hurting you. You really had crossed a line and yet…yet you had no regrets. Once you crossed, there was nothing to stop you.
"I'm sorry" you said, making her look at you "but I don't love you, Pepa, and I never will. You took everything from me, you hurt the woman I love, you forced me to marry under threat...you took me away from her"
"She wasn't good for you"
"And who was? You?" you asked hatefully "on the wedding day I told Bruno that no matter how many yellow dresses you make me wear, my heart will always be blue, and it remains the truth. I love her, she loves me, and you're not going to change it"
"Why?" she whispered "what does she have that I don't?!"
"A heart"
Pepa felt as if you were sticking a dagger into her chest and the air left her lungs. Why did you have to treat her like this? Why were you so cruel to her?! Why couldn’t you love her as much as you loved her sister? Why was she losing again?
"Your problem is that you've always compared yourself to Julieta when you should be yourself" you said "you're not Julieta and you'll never be...you're Pepa, and I'm sure you can shine with your own light if you just stop trying turn off your sister’s"
Your wife looked at you with confusion, but also a hint of hope, and for the first time, you wondered if anyone had ever told her that it was okay not to be like her older sister, that it was okay to feel like herself and not a shadow of the brunette. It ached your heart to think that the obvious answer was no.
"You let yourself be consumed by a war that only exists in your head" you continued "Julieta has never wanted to fight with you, she has never tried to take your place, she only wanted her sister back, the one she played with, the one who hugged her and laughed with her"
"That girl has long since ceased to exist" the redhead replied bitterly
"I know. You, your mother, and the town took it upon yourselves to bury her" you said sadly "Now there's only a broken woman left, consumed by her own pain and anger. You're raining on people who never did anything to you"
"And what do you know?" she growled "you didn't even want to know me enough"
"Neither did you" you answered "You only dragged me into the fire. But I guess you got what you wanted in the end"
"What are you talking about?"
"You wanted your trophy" you said "Here I am...but remember that metal is cold"
You didn't even give her time to say anything else before quickly walking around her, not caring about the rain that began to fall, and leaving the room.
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"You have to stop"
"I'm not doing anything"
Julieta held Bruno's gaze over the table with her arms crossed. She hadn't forgiven her siblings or her mother for what they had done to you, but her little brother's betrayal had hurt her more than anything.
She knew Pepa was in constant competition with her, even though she wasn't really actively participating in it beyond doing her chores. It hurt her to lose her sister like that, but she had long since given up trying to convince her that they didn't need to compete with each other.
Her mother was a lost cause. Since she got the gift, she quickly understood that she was just a gold coin to Alma, that she wasn't even a person anymore, she was a gift, a power, nothing human.
But Bruno...he was all she had left. She always tried to protect him, she always healed him, took care of him, and gave him the love that neither Alma nor the town seemed to want to give him. He was the only one who knew of her relationship with you, she had confessed to him how much she really loved you, how much she wanted a life with you... and yet he stabbed her in the back.
He had watched as Alma slapped her, while she and Pepa yelled horrible things into her face and her sister shot a light too close to her eye saying no one would think she was pretty with a scar. He had let them hurt her, and even more! He had agreed to the plan to marry you off to Pepa.
So no, it didn't matter how much he'd apologized after the wedding, it was too late and there was not a shred of kindness left in her for him or anyone else at Casita. The only thing holding her up was you.
You and your adorably stubbornness. You had made it clear that your true colors were hers and that you were never going to stop being hers, no matter what ring Alma made you wear in public.
And they couldn't even accuse you of anything because, as much as it hurt you both, neither she nor you had crossed any lines. Damn, she hadn't even had the nerve to kiss you after you were married, no matter how much she wanted to.
"You have to make Y/N stop following you" Bruno said, snapping her out of her thoughts "you're hurting Pepa"
"I don't think she or you are in a position to talk about hurting, hermanito" Julieta replied dryly.
"You have to grow up and let her go. She's your sister's wife!"
"She should have been MY wife!"
"But she's not!"
"And whose fault is it?!"
Bruno blinked. He had never seen such fire in the brunette's eyes and for a moment, he felt in real danger. His stomach turned with guilt, but he had to go through with his speech if only to not disobey his mother.
"Just...stop looking for her and let her be happy with Pepa"
Julieta scoffed and dug her nails into her forearms for a moment before taking a deep breath and looking directly into her brother's eyes.
"Do you really think that she is happy with Pepa?" she asked "Look me in the eye, Bruno and tell me that you really think that Y/N is or could be happy with her"
"S-she could be if you-"
"Look me in the eyes!"
The man jumped and swallowed hard, feeling increasingly uncomfortable in the presence of this new Julieta who commanded respect and fear with just one look.
"I-I" he stuttered.
"In the eyes, Bruno"
He took a deep breath before forcing himself to look his older sister in the eye. His stomach turned guiltily again as he realized the enormous sadness in them, a sadness he himself had helped put there. He couldn't hold her gaze for more than a few seconds.
"Tell me that you really think she can be happy with Pepa" Julieta whispered "and I swear I'll do everything possible to get away from Y/N"
Bruno stared at the floor and felt how his mind was divided between not wanting to anger his mother, protecting Pepa's happiness (although in those months he wondered more and more frequently if it really was happiness or just a whim), or admitting what he knew it was the truth. Maybe...maybe he owed it to Julieta.
"...no" he finally said "she won't. She will never be happy with Pepa"
The brunette sighed and dropped her arms to her sides. She knew that answer, she didn't need her brother's power to come to the same conclusion. But it felt good that someone else would admit the painfully obvious.
"...you have to be quick and quiet" Bruno whispered, approaching her carefully "go away at night, Pepa goes to sleep at 11"
"What are you-"
"We both know that there will never be a chance for you and Y/N to be happy as long as you stay in Encanto. Neither mom nor Pepa will allow it. You have to go"
Julieta looked at him like he was growing another head and hated herself a little for how fast hope was growing in her chest. What if it was a trap? Her brother had already shown which side he was on many times.
As if he read her mind, Bruno took her hand and intertwined their fingers the same way she did to calm him down when they were kids. The gesture felt a little strange because they hadn't done it in years.
"I supported the wrong sister" he said "and I can't apologize because I know I don't deserve it, but give me one last chance, one last trust"
The brunette looked at her brother's face looking for any sign of lies or false promises, she had always been good at reading him. But she found nothing, so either he had become an expert at lying...or he was telling the truth.
"...Just one" she whispered.
Bruno smiled gratefully and nodded. He looked around, afraid someone might show up. When he confirmed that they were still completely alone in the kitchen, he leaned close to her again to whisper in her ear.
"I had a vision a few days ago, but it was changing. Either Y/N stays with Pepa or she chooses you. If she chooses you, you can escape at night, no one will discover you, take food with you, your gift will work even outside of Encanto. It will be difficult, but I saw a kind and happy future for you"
He spoke as fast as he could, not wanting to risk any more than he already was. His sister wanted to say something, but he covered her mouth before she could.
"But, if she chooses Pepa, out of fear or pity, never out of love, I saw a cold, gray future and... without you in it"
Julieta gasped silently and looked at her brother. She doubted that he was referring to Pepa or someone else hurting her, but that she herself would take care of erasing herself from history. It wasn't unreasonable to think about it, if it wasn't with you, she didn't want to live her life.
"I need to talk to her" she whispered.
"I saw her leaving Pepa's room and because of the rain, it's obvious that they fought. She's probably in the river"
The healer nodded and for the first time in a long, long time, she smiled at her brother. She took him by surprise by pulling him and hugging him tightly, he wouldn't admit it, but he had missed his older sister’s arms.
"Thank you, Brunito"
He nodded and motioned for her to hurry up, she wouldn't have much time to talk to you before Alma called everyone to dinner. Julieta felt her heart race as she ran as fast as her legs would carry her, not caring about getting wet from the rain.
The only thing on her mind was you and the chance, however small, to finally be happy with you. She just hoped that unlike the night she asked you to run away so you wouldn't get married, this time you'd say yes.
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"Y/N!"
You jumped a bit and quickly turned to see who had followed you. For a moment you were scared by the possibility that it was your wife because Pepa was getting better and better at getting empathy out of you and the pang of guilt you felt when you left her in your shared room was proof of that.
You didn't want to admit it, but a part of you was going soft, resigning yourself to being with the redhead for the rest of your days. You sighed in relief and your pulse raced with anticipation when you saw Julieta running towards you.
"Juli?!" you gasped as she lunged at you, hugging you tightly and not caring that anyone might see her (although with the rain it was pouring, you doubted anyone else was out of their houses, much less near the river) "what's going on?"
"I'm sorry" she said "it's just..."
The brunette squeezed you a little more before pulling away so she could take your face in her hands. She knew that her time was running out, but at that moment she couldn't control the wave of happiness that ran through her.
You blinked as she laughed and began planting several kisses on your cheeks (never on your lips. God, you missed her lips on yours so much) and you blushed deeply. Your mind was torn between pulling away from her for fear someone would see or pushing her against the nearest tree and kissing her as you'd wanted for months. In the end, you decided to just put your hands on her hips.
"What was that for?" you asked when she finally stopped
"I talked to Bruno" she said "he... he said we have a chance"
"A chance?" you frowned in confusion "a chance for what?"
Julieta just rolled her eyes in loving exasperation and stared at you, waiting for your brain to wake up. You looked at her, quickly getting lost in her beautiful eyes that you loved so much, forgetting for a moment what you were supposed to be talking about...but that was exactly what made you react and understand the meaning of her words.
"Wait...you mean" you whispered "no...no, Juli, that can't...can it? You mean-"
You felt your breathing quicken and your head began to spin as a small anxiety attack came over you. You didn't want to believe so quickly, you didn't want to fly high and high only to fall again, but deep down you knew that you would always hold on to any crumb of hope that would allow you to be with your brunette.
“Respira, mi amor, respira" Julieta hastened to take your hands and caress your knuckles to calm you "like that, breathe with me"
She gently guided you until your ear was on her chest, just above her heart. That had always managed to calm you down quickly, and her chest swelled with pride to see that it was still the case.
"I'm sorry" you whispered, a little calmer
"Better?"
You nodded and looked up, she was smiling at you with as much love and happiness as you hadn't seen her do in months and that just slammed all your hopes back into you.
"What did Bruno tell you?" you asked
"That we can escape"
"Escape?"
"We can't stay here" she sighed "he said he saw two futures. One with me and one with Pepa-"
"When do we leave?" you asked, interrupting her and making her blink
"I didn't even finish telling you"
"It doesn't matter. If it's escaping with you and staying with Pepa, I choose you. Always you"
Julieta gasped silently and didn't even try to stop the huge smile that began to bloom on her face. She put her hands on your hips and pinned you to her body, making you put your hands on her shoulders. You shuddered against her as her warm breath collided with the cold of the rain and your wet skin.
"Are you sure?" she whispered and you could hear the fear in her voice, a fear you knew perfectly well where it was coming from.
"I'm done choosing fear" you said "I don't care if I have to follow you to the other side of the world, I will. I choose you…I choose an 'us', and if they give me 1000 more lives, I'll choose you in every single one"
The healer smiled again and her tears mixed with the raindrops falling on you. She grabbed your left hand and without hesitation ripped off your wedding ring, neither of you cared where it landed, and pulled from her apron pocket the same ring she had given you when she proposed to you, the one her mother had tried to disappear.
"It's enough that you choose me in this one" she whispered "so...Y/N Y/L/N...would you like to write a new story with me?"
You smiled and trembled a little as you felt her slide the ring onto your finger. As soon as she released your hand, you pounced on her, pressing her against the tree behind her and kissing her as deeply as you had wanted for so long, as it always should have been.
She couldn't even feel the cold of the rain or the hardness of the tree on her back, she could only feel you, your warmth, your love, the promise you were making. You smiled as you pulled away from her, pressing your forehead to hers.
"I do"
#reader insert#x reader#julieta madrigal#julieta x reader#julieta madrigal x reader#julieta madrigal preferences#encanto x reader#encanto imagine#julieta madrigal imagine#female reader#encanto
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Best friends… forever? | Chapter 28
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"You guys are on The Sun again."
"Shut the fuck up" Mila says, ripping Diogo's phone from his hand.
"What is it with you women and violence on this trip?"
"Maybe it is what you deserve" his girlfriend smiles next to him.
"Shh" Mila shushes them while reading the article.
"Again?" Rúben says behind her, leaning on the back of the deckchair where she is sitting.
"Again" she replies, her eyes still fixed on the phone.
"What happened?" Bruno asks. "I thought we all were going into the pool?"
"Mila and Rúben are on The Sun. Again" Diogo says.
"What? How?"
"They have photos of us from the other day when we were on the boat, both at the pier and at sea. They followed us" Mila explains.
"Wait, they also got photos of us?" Bernardo asks. Now everyone is outside in the garden, all around Mila’s deckchair.
"No, just us. Don't worry" Rúben says. "But how did they know?"
"This is Ibiza. There are paparazzis everywhere and we have posted that we were together" Diogo shrugs.
"But how did they know where to go?"
"Sasha" Mila says.
"What?"
"When we saw her and Jack, she asked you about where we were going, what we were doing that day. She tipped the paps and sent them after us."
"I thought your agent had said you weren't interesting enough" Bernardo chuckles.
"That's what she said, yes. But looks like she was wrong."
"Ok, but why would Grealish's girlfriend send the paps after you?" Bruno's wife asks.
"Because she apparently hates Mila" Rúben says, rolling his eyes.
"I know you don't believe in my theory, but look. She and Jack got papped that same morning, and again, she looks amazing on the photos, she knew they were there. And if you check the credit, the photographer who took her photos is the same who took ours. She sent them after us."
"Or maybe he was the one working that day? Like Diogo said, this is Ibiza and they knew we were here because of Instagram. It isn't that hard to spot people" Rúben says.
"That's your theory, I have mine. We'll see who is right about it when we make it home."
"What are you going to do?"
"Face Sasha, of course" Mila says, getting up from her deckchair.
"Oh, God" Bruno says.
"What?"
"Just try to be nice, ok?"
"I always am nice."
"Have to disagree with that" Diogo says behind her.
"I am nice. If I wasn't, your phone will be flying to the pool instead of resting on the deckchair" she grins.
"You are so scary sometimes, Mila. No wonder Rúben likes you."
"What does that mean?" he asks, crossing his arms over his chest and making Mila stare, forgetting for a moment that she's kind of pissed at him.
"Ask Bernardo and his neck" Diogo laughs.
"Here we go again with me bullying him."
"You do bully him a bit" Bruno points out.
"Really? You all think that about me?" Rúben says, looking around, everyone nodding. "Mila?"
"Um?" she mutters, her eyes still fixed on his biceps.
"What do you think?"
"I... think... I think we should let them enjoy the pool and go do something with this violence they don't like."
"What?"
"Yeah… we need to put this energy somewhere where it is welcomed. Let's go" she says, walking back into the house.
"Is she ok?" Rúben asks.
"I think she's more than ok" Diogo laughs. "Have fun, bro."
"Fun?"
"He is so clueless it is almost cute" Bruno smiles.
"Rúben, are you coming or not?" Mila calls from inside.
"Coming!" he says, still confused about what is going on.
"That's what they are going to do, yep" Diogo says before he and Bruno start laughing, their partners rolling their eyes when they hear them.
"What is going on with you?" Rúben asks when he walks into their room. "I thought you were mad at me and... Mila."
"Close the door."
"What... Why..." he mutters, his eyes fixed on her. She's lying on their bed. Naked. Completely naked.
"Close the door, take off that swimsuit, and come here."
"Yes, ma'am" he smiles, doing as she ordered him.
"Just so you know, I am still pissed at you for not believing my theory even if we now have more proofs" she says as he moves to be on top of her.
"Ok."
"But you then decided to show your arms in all their glory, and dear God, Rúben."
"So that's why you were acting weird, uh? You were turned on" he smirks.
"So turned on you can't even imagine."
"They may hear us and tease us about it."
"Tomorrow is our last day here, we’ll survive. But if you don't fuck me right now, I don't know if I will survive."
"Anything special you would like me to do?" he asks before kissing her neck.
"Everything. Anything. I don't care. Just do it" she says, moving her hands up and down his back.
"Ok" he laughs. "But one thing before we are too busy to say coherent things."
"Please be quick."
"Let's make it Instagram official when we make it back home. Let's be the ones in charge, not this person selling things about us."
"You mean Sasha" she says with a teasing smile, her fingers hovering over his arms.
"Whoever this person is. Do we have a deal?"
"We do. How are we sealing it?"
"I think a kiss will work."
"And then you'll fuck me?" Mila asks, still smiling.
"And then I'll fuck you as many times as you want" Rúben says with a smile that matches hers.
"Then kiss me, Rúben Dias.”
“My pleasure, Mila Soares” he says, making both of them laugh before doing what she asked. Kiss her, and then…
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In my previous post, I talked at length about how Vito can't stay mad at people for long, but I don't think he could stand it if someone stayed mad at him for long either.
Here's an example: at the beginning of chapter 14, Joe's call wakes him up. They talk about where they should collect money to pay off Bruno. Joe talks about his plans and Vito snaps at Joe that he hopes he doesn't come up with some fucked up idea again (which is understandable, considering everything Joe has dragged Vito into has gone wrong so far). Joe replies that he's not in the mood to argue right now and Vito immediately switches to apologize to Joe for his comment and claims that he's still half asleep, that's why he's rude.
Old married couple energy here again. I swear Vito is sometimes like a grumpy old woman who's fed up with her crazy husband's nonsense lol.
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Heyo guys!
Since my friend made a post about it, I figured I should make a separate post of it as well that could hopefully grab the attention of more of you out there. Especially since it's now not only become a recurrent issue for myself, but millions others like me; whose voices and pleas for help are often met with silence and no aid when it's needed more than ever.
My friend made this with the hopes it would get the attention of a lot of people. And the few that have so far responded, with boosting my signal, it's truly appreciated.
So, I figured I'd best give my story here.
For those who know me, they know that I've been through this before, not that long ago. For those that don't:
This isn't my first rodeo with my dad. This isn't his first offense, and I doubt it'll be his last. But, even my boyfriend commented that it's really like I'm Cinderella.
Which, would make my family Lady Tremaine and her daughters, Anastasia and Drizella.
Surprised?
Yeah, not the most fun people to have in your life as family, let alone be analogous to your own.
But, for at least my brother on the matter, he doesn't mean to intentionally be cruel- if anything, he is just trying to survive from becoming the next target. Which, I get entirely. I oftentimes do the same for when a fight breaks out between my bio father and my stepmom.
But, that's besides the point-- the fact that they are even akin to that family dynamic is absolutely atrocious.
I'm often seen as a black sheep in my nuclear family- a dark horse, a scapegoat, pariah, outcast; hell, I'm almost synonymous to fucking Bruno Madrigal from Encanto, with a little bit of even Luisa for that matter with how bad her anxiety is.
Sure, that sounds pretty awful, but that's like, a surface-level perspective of who I am and what I've been through. And I'm not gonna give you my whole life story here, but, as my grandma would always famously say:
So, here are the said facts (bullets are Bruno related, indents are Cinderella)-
People used to see me as a gifted child when I was little, y'know? Like, my talents had no bounds. My way of being so empathetic and friendly to even the most awkward stranger was renowned by my extended family. I was awkward with communication, and often was very blunt but honest when talking to people, but I was a happy kid. And it's not like I'm not seen for my talents now, but they're brushed to the side more now as an adult because "you can't be living in a fantasy".
Since my dad and stepmom started living together, I've been made to become the maid of the house, doing most chores because the boys won't do it and my stepmom is incapable of handling all the chores and dishes on her own, so she's dumped most things onto me as a "way of covering for part of your rent". Which, I still have to pay upwards of 660-880 a month for. For one small room and a bathroom. For wifi use. And I still have other bills to pay, like for my car, insurance, credit cards, and stuff like that.
It wasn't until I was starting in my teens that my dad saw me very differently. I would often lie to try and keep the peace, because I feared that telling the truth would only hurt everyone more.
I started failing in math; I never got a grade higher than a C-average after sixth grade, because the teacher that year not only made me look like an idiot, but several times painted me as a villain and treated me like I was evil. Simply for standing up for myself amongst a group of classmates who would often bully me
I have little to no privacy in my own room. The only time I do is when I sleep, and that's even temporary at best. My father will routinely inspect my room and if it's not meeting his standards, he has me clean it or threatens kicking me out onto the street because he won't let me live in this house if I can't "do what I am required to do in order to keep living here" shit I wish I actually wish I had recorded him saying fr
He's taken off my door several times in the past as a punishment for not "adhering to his rules"- not okay as a teenager, even more not okay as a fucking twenty-four year old adult
(literal screenshots from conversations with my dad below)
My bio dad started seeing me less as an honest and good person, because during my sixth grade years and beyond I'd struggle with being honest with myself, let alone my parents, about my personal and educational issues.
I've had to be the one to call out when things aren't right, and be shut down for it. I've been the one to call out my family's bullshit, only to get side-swept with the realization my perception of how they treat me is cuz they do believe something is inherently wrong with me for retaliating.
I'm often accused of mishearing things- like, my parents will say one thing, and then the next day, or weeks or months later, when I repeat that statement, they go and say "Oh, I never said that."
I've walked out of my parents' lives once. It only lasted two weeks, but I did have to take a step back from it all. Because I could see what it was doing to everyone in my family. And I love my family, despite their shit. But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna walk out again- in fact, I'm working on a way to do so.
I relate more to pets and small children and even teens than I do older people.
I still have anxieties and fears over my talents and what I'm capable of, thinking I'm not good enough or that it's just the same old thing. The difference is I know it's not, and I know I'm worth more than this.
I have always liked the color green, and it was always a more mysterious color more than an evil or menacing color.
I often have had foresight of future events and get deja by when they do happen. Though, other times I just notice things going awry and I try to warn others of like, a possibility that they don't want to accept.
I lost friends and people who I actually enjoyed being around because of how I was growing up, and it was until I became an adult that part of it wasn't even my fault. A lot of the kids noticed my parents and didn't want to be around that kind of behavior with adults, because they could sense what I couldn't at the time, which was that my parents' behavior towards me was absolutely uncalled for, and rather controlling.
I was only recently properly diagnosed with Autistic Spectrum Disorder and ADHD; but before then, as an adult, I had more difficulty talking. Difficulty expressing how I felt. Trouble with finances. Being in the right headspace. Being able to take a step back and be like "whoa, now hold on- pointing fingers at me is only going to point three right back at you, let's not assume shit here". And it took a lot of support from my support systems and my boyfriend- @constant-state-of-self-discovery - to get a truly more accurate diagnosis. Cuz I've had three different diagnoses over the years, with the third being my most accurate one but I digress
I have echolalia and repeat funny phrases, hum music, etc.
When my brother was born - and I hate to use this comparison, but - almost immediately he became the Golden Child of the family dynamic. I was ten when he was born- and yeah, that's unfair for a baby, toddler, and little kid. But flash forward to when he's a bigger kid, when he's in his pre-teen stage and now a fourteen year old, who's gotten more educational advantages than I was ever offered or even given when asked. Who has had more positive experiences with his parents than I ever did. Who got the chance to actually go to the highschool he wanted to without having to worry about who I was really zoned for. Who is getting to work on his passion and talents. Yeah, that's totally not favoritism there.
I draw. I write. I legitimately can see myself voice acting one day.
I have often proved my family members both right and wrong about things in their lives, but I'm still the bad guy. Interesting how that works.
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See, these are the facts that just have me relating to just Bruno and Cinderella alone, with how my life is. There's plenty of other shit to add on about my stuff, but that's enough dirty laundry to get the ball rolling.
The fact of the matter is this: I cannot live in such a place like this anymore. And if anyone can help, I'd seriously appreciate whatever cash, boosting, reblogging, sharing that can be done.
I'm tired of living a life like this. I want to move forward. I want to start my next chapter, away from abuse.
And I'm really hopeful for the first time ever that something good might come out of this.
(thank you @savythenillerwaffer , @nystiaa , @oswinunknown , and @anne-of-crows for reblogging along with the others who have spread the word.)
#narcissist parents#narcissistic father#parental gaslighting#parental abuse#family#scapegoat#black sheep#golden child#domestic abuse#Cinderella#bruno magridal#spilling the tea#call out post#receipts#my screenshots#shut up kido#please boost#asd#autistic spectrum disorder#adhd#audhd
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Y’all remember the Tony the Tiger x The Grinch crack ship. I want another one like that like 2 completely different people being pushed together for no real reason, why? It’s 23:11 and I’m bored.
Now back to the topic at hand I feel like a classic character like Captain Hook would work nicely due to the fact that he’s a villain and should be paired with a villain mistaken character, like from a recent, heart warming movie. Characters like Bruno Madrigal would work nicely.
And to anyone who sees this post add in the weirdest fucking ships regarding Captain Hook or Bruno Madrigal or really any crack ships you have its basically and I want to laugh
#the grinch#tony the tiger#tony the tiger x the grinch#I’m bored#shower thoughts#ships#Captain Hook#bruno madrigal#fanfiction#ao3#wattpad
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