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coochellati · 33 minutes

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someone: this might be kinda weird but have you ever had a crush. on a fictional character?

me internally:

#yeah…………#at this point it’s a lifestyle #I’m always thinking of Bruno #no for real #I don’t think I’m well #AHHH but who cares? it’s fun

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coochellati · 14 hours

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🎉🎂Happy Birthday 🎂🎉

#THIS ARTIST #THIS ARTIST !!!#holy shit their stuff is beautiful #Bruno……………… 😳#spit on my face capo #Bruno Bucciarati

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coochellati · 14 hours

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何年前のだよー！っていうの発掘したよ

筆ペン難しすぎて悶絶したの覚えてる

#guyhdjcuvioeoe this is so pretty #i can feel the texture of his lips. they are so soft #I want to kiss them #mwah <3 #spit on my face capo #bruno Bucciarati

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coochellati · 19 hours

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So uh…I’m uhm…hmm

I just drew a Bruno and…

I accidentally made him look kinda goth?

(And I gave him no shirt?…that one was on purpose oopsie)

#BARE TORSO ALERT. BARE. TORSO. ALERT.#IM FERAL #this is what we need. this is what the bruno simps need. this is my lifeblood.#thank you for feeding us well Dreams <3 thank you thank you thank you #love your art as always #ok i also really like how his shadow has his print #AND THE KARAMATSU GLASSES!!!!!#WAIT IT’S ALSO KARAMATSU’S JACKET!!!#im glad im starting to get the references now #i love the tattoo. ok you are converting me to the tattoo side

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coochellati · 23 hours

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Hi! Could you share some favorite Bruno headcanons? Love your blog ❤️

Aweee, thank you so much!! ❤️

Of course!! Here’s a list!! :)

My Favorite Bruno Headcanons!!

He’s got a tan line on his chest from his suit! Lingerie!Bruno also has tan lines from the lace. 😭

Bruno takes pride in his grooming habits. He’s got a whole skincare routine that gives him the softest, glowiest skin that radiates this godlike, ethereal aura.

He smells like freshly-washed sheets and nice cologne. The cologne he wears is softer on the nose—contains notes of vanilla and lavender. (I imagine his cologne smells like Le Male Le Parfum. If you haven’t smelled it—you need to.)

His zipper charms jingle when he walks.

The place he lives is covered in his signature print. His bedspread? It’s that upside-down pull tab pattern. Towels? Absolutely. His walls??? Covered in wallpapers with his print.

As much as he enjoys taking you out on dates, he prefers nights in at his place. Staying in is much more intimate—the two of you can hold each other close while sipping on some nice wine and enjoying each others’ favorite media.

Speaking of which, Bruno loves sharing his favorite media with you. Whether it be listening to the music of Miles Davis or cuddling up to Il Postino, he’s honored that you take interest in his favorite things. And of course, he loves hearing about it the things you like. It warms his heart when he watches you get all excited and happy as you infodump.

He’s a romantic lover, but not a cheesy one. His acts of love are genuine—he’d do anything just to see your beautiful smile.

It’s stated he enjoys Miles Davis, so it’s evident he enjoys Jazz Fusion. I believe he’s also into prog rock and classical. He has a nice vinyl collection.

Bruno is pretty knowledgeable when it comes to wine. He appreciates the art of it and enjoys wine tasting.

Bruno doesn’t drink a ton of wine—a glass with dinner is usually the extent of it. He likes to keep his mind clear and sharp in case a situation arises, prepared for anything. He doesn’t use any substances other than alcohol. (As much as I like the idea of taking bong rips with Bruno, we all know it wouldn’t happen. MAN I wish it would though.) If he were to get drunk, it would take him about 4 drinks.

In a world where nobody died, Bruno was promoted to Underboss after Giorno took over.

Bruno takes a lot after his dad; he’s got that protector complex. Children pick up and model behavior from their parents. His dad wanted to protect his family from the cruelties of the world, so it’s no doubt he would feel the need to protect you too. He’ll sacrifice his whole self just to keep you safe. (I go into a lot of detail about this in this post.)

He has a fuck ton of money (he is underboss, after all), but he’s still a reasonable spender. Growing up poor, he likely inherited some of his parents’ spending habits. It’s not that he won’t get nice things for himself every once in a while (nothing too egregious,)—I just don’t believe he’d buy himself a mansion.

…you did ask for a list of favorites, and my favorites happen to include some NSFW ones. They’re under the cut ;)

Bruno Bucciarati isn’t shy with his tongue. He loves oral sex—and he’s damn good at it, too. (all that sweat-licking has given him practice 😂) Tasting you is his biggest turn-on to him—it’s as if he’s tasting your arousal.

He’s a switch, able to play the role of a tormenting dom, or a discomposed sub.

Dom!Bruno revels the power in-balance between the two of you. He’s a highly ranked member of Passione, for one. He wants to make sure you know your place—maybe he’ll make you call him by his last name instead of Bruno as a way to “respect” him, giving you an even greater sense of subordinancy. He also happens to be the wielder of Sticky Fingers, which, come on—he definitely uses his ability in the bedroom. Sticky Fingers is the best stand for sex. (And I am willing to bet money on that.) His ability can be used to separate things, attach you to things, dismantle your body, etc, etc, etc…. You can get incredibly creative with those zippers. And come on, he tortures people. No doubt he’ll wanna carry some of that freaky attitude into the bedroom with him.

Bruno is always in control of everything, so relinquishing his authority and letting someone else take control can be an incredibly freeing sensation. Sub!Bruno becomes intoxicatingly high off your touch, slowly unraveling until he’s a complete mess, having lost all sense of composure.

#bruno bucciarati #bruno buccellati #bucciarati #buccellati #bruno bucciarati x reader #bruno buccellati x reader #jjba x reader #jovia joestar writes #i took a lil while to stew on these #just to see which ones came to mind the most #these are them #these are the ones that just pop into my head when im taking a shower or driving or somethin #I have bruno shower thoughts lol #coochellati asks

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coochellati · 23 hours

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I’m sure almost every selfshipper has a collection of pictures of their f/o(s), but imagine the reverse: your f/o(s) taking and/or collecting pictures of you ^^

Maybe it’s in the form of a scrapbook! One day your f/o(s) buys a polaroid camera and from then on they take it along wherever you and they go together so they can take pictures of you and paste them into their book, decorating each page with hearts and “I love you”s and whatever else reminds them of you and the memories they share with you

Or maybe it’s in digital form! Maybe your f/o(s) has a blog where they specially curate all their favourite pictures of you, with an anecdote about when and where it was taken and a little blurb of them gushing over you in the caption of each post. The blog could be public if they’re the type to want to show you and your perfectness off to the whole wide world, or if they’re not and they’d rather hoard you all to themself they’d keep it private~

However they decide to do it, your f/o(s) cherishes you and every single aspect of your appearance. They think you’re the most beautiful person to walk this earth and they would never stop looking at you if they had the option 💕

Just maybe don’t let them know I told you that ;)

#THIS IS SO CUTE #the idea of Bruno running a blog on me melts my heart 😭#lol esp on the old internet #him setting up a prehistoric website 😭#so cute

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coochellati · 1 day

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Okay okay, my friends bully me about the whole dora the explorer hair of bruno and they are understanable to an extent, BUT THAT WHEEL OF FORTUNE COSPLAY??? THAT COSPLAYER SERVED, 3 MICHELIN STARS and it proves i was right about bruno being hot even outside of anime hair logic, he would be hot irl too🤭🤭😌

RIGHT?? We were served a five-star five-course MEAL by that cosplayer. They have a lot of images as Bruno (and even a few different outfits for him.) I recommend you check them out!!

OKAY. LISTEN.

I have a bone to pick with your friends. /lh

BRUNO IS HOT. okay. here’s what you gotta do: you gotta show them hot pictures of Bruno until they get it. (show them the hot cosplay pics too.)

Okay look, the bob cut ain’t for everyone and i get that, BUT. But. Bruno is different. Bruno can pull it off.

Come on…. Can you really resist this guy?

ok ok. show them this. show them his fat, kissable lips!! ^

did they forget this scene? The one where he takes his jacket off????????? How does this not live in their head rent-free???

THIS EDIT!!! I’M FERAL!!!!!^^ (idk who made it, but it’s driving me insane)

and the looks he gives. whoa mama.

WITH THIS, I REST MY CASE!! BRUNO IS THE FUCKING HOTTEST AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW IT!!!

If these pics don’t convert your friends, then damn. Mourn them and move on. (KIDDING. But I hopes these help them understand.)

#bruno bucciarati #bruno buccellati #bucciarati #buccellati #coochellati asks

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coochellati · 1 day

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special announcement to johnny joestar

#special announcement to ME #why would i even ride a horse when there’s Gyro?#how big do you think Gyro’s cock is #i think it’s pretty fucking big #why ELSE would he get a belt pointing to his crotch? like you’re not gonna draw attention to it unless ur pACKING #gyro zeppeli #italian stallion

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coochellati · 1 day

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I'm so excited for Saturday, I'm going to my very first con with my bff! I'm so excited! 😭 It's an anime con and it's the biggest in the country I live! There will be tons of programms and we will spend money for figurines! I even try out the karaoke too singing Chase (one of the openings of DiU but in acoustic)

-PBS anon

oh my god!!! jealous of you. (lol)

Show me your haul when you return!! I hope you find lots and lots of good Bruno (and Claude) stuff 😩

CHASE!!! I LOVE CHASE!!! That sounds super fun!! As an extrovert, I say that you should definitely go for it. If you do—good luck you’ll crush it!!!!

I’ll answer your other ask here too:

I only learned recently that there were Abbacchio haters. (Actually, I learned because of the tags from that poll post.) I’m perplexed—how can you not love the guy???? (how could you hate anyone Team Bucci???)

Abba may not be an f/o of mine, but I can appreciate his beauty, and I agree—he’s hot.

Also—which pic exactly? Send it over! I’ve probably seen it before, but I cannot recall it….

#coochellati asks #EEEE YOU LUCKY LUCKY #when im in a stable place and have stable money. i will go to anime cons again #i dream to cosplay Bruno #like in a well-made suit and everything #oh what I wouldn’t give to be like him #or what I wouldn’t give to BE him. cuz that sounds really great too #ok maybe i dont want the sad backstory part but like. i just want to embody his character #is that weird?#i like this guy a little too much methinks hahaha

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coochellati · 2 days

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

#god damn it I have to reblog this 😠#because I want Bambi to be happy!!#obligatory not jojo’s #unrelated but I’m high on the thought of Bruno right now.#im just going through Pinterest and stuff and just looking at pretty images of him and… ah….#I found some really funny shitposts though #maybe I will share them….

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coochellati · 2 days

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This isn't easy for me to write, but I wanted to be transparent with you all. Life has thrown some pretty tough challenges my way, and I've reached a point where I'm facing the possibility of homelessness. I’m trying to escape my abusive household with no savings whatsoever.

In light of these circumstances and the support I've received from you guys, I've decided to create a Ko-fi account as a means to seek help. I understand if donating isn't feasible for everyone, so please, don't feel any pressure whatsoever. Only contribute if it's within your means and if you genuinely want to. Even the smallest contribution would mean the world to me.

Here is my Ko-fi.

Thank you for reading this. I love you guys so much. I love being on this hellsite—I finally feel like I’m fostering a little community of Bruno simps and it makes me so happy to log on every day and see you guys. I'm so grateful for each and every one of you.

#please help #ko fi support #i’ve been procrastinating this for a bit—ah i hate asking for help but this feels dire #ugh i love u guys #thank you for all the kind words

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coochellati · 2 days

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