#i just this its really fucking funny π»
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I just realized i never posted thiss ummmm
@pond-child-edd mattord π€·
#eddsworld#shipsworld#tord#matt#funny thing is#i dont really ship these two per se?#i just this its really fucking funny π»
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Texting π¬
texting with gf Ellie
LMFAO IDK WHY IM MAKING THIS BUT WTV
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
baby
babyyyy
BABYYYY
WHAT??
ELLIE ITS 3 AM WTF?
I just wanted to tell you...
I love youπ
What do you wantπ
Well if you must ask...
I was wondering if you wanted to come play Fortnite with me tomorrowπ
don't ever text me again
what
Baby
Baby!?
WHAT UR JOKING RN
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
hey my love
my pookie
my sugar bear with sprinkles on top
who is this?
um...the love of your lifeπ
Ohh.
Now I remember why you're blocked
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Um baby
Where are you
huh
what???
Our movie date?
We're watching Jurassic Parkπ₯΅
ew
and we are?
I forgot
Hey!
Don't ew me?!
AND COME OVER RN TF?
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I forgot I'm a magnet to the girlsπ»
stfu
but ur not wrong
now come hereΒ
so I can show you my Jurassic parkπ¦
restraining order now
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Ellie!
Ellie Williams!
Els?
Babyyyy!!
Yes?
So you answer to babyπ€¦ββοΈ
I'm just a girlπ
stfu
I need help
huh what's wrong??
What planet orbits the slowest?
I need it for homeworkπ
Well according to my vast knowledge about this subject...I suppose the answer would be Neptune. It orbits once around the sun about every 165 years.Β
you're so annoyingπ
but you love meπ
right?
Yes baby
good
now come over so I can help you with your homeworkπ£
please?
Okay okayΒ
I'm coming rn
comingπ
STFU UR NOT FUNNY
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Do you ever think about how small we are?
Like there's probably billions of other planets and people.
We're just a small part of it.
There's probably other things out there wondering if there's other life out there!!
I wish I could meet a real dinosaur.
Mhm
I wish I could go live on Saturn
And you're already a fucking dinosaur
with me right?
and rude
Of course
We could start our own life and population on Saturnπ€«
you know what
now that I think of it
earth doesn't seem that badπ
hey
that's bullysome
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Aww Ellie thatβs actually so sweet??
I'm suprised tbh
Hey!!
I'm very sweet all the timeπ‘
Really?
I couldn't tell
Babyyy
do you really think I'm not sweet?
No I'm just joking
I think you're purr-fectπ»
I love you
like so much
I love you too
now come over before I change my mind
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Ellie?
Yea
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
My dick
Gum!
Get your mind out of the gutterπ’
Okay
That was funny
I'm craving gum nowwww
Come over and I'll give you some
okay!
wait...?
#ellie williams#tlou2#wlw#ellie tlou#ellie x fem reader#ellie x reader#lesbian#sapphic#the last of us#ellie williams fluff#Ellie Williams text#ellie williams x you
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Okay I see your "if Hobie and Noir meet they would be besties and punch nazis together" and I totally agree with that! But also consider:
Hobie is Spider Noir's biggest fanboy!
Like in the comics he's like a HUGE Gwen Stacy stan and he's such a goofy little dork about it. In ATSV him and Gwen's relationship is more like chill friends, and I'm okay with that. But I think it be so funny that when Hobie was recruted into Spiderverse society and Miguel was showing him all the other universes with the different Spiderman variants he pauses by the computer screen with that one gritty black and white universe cuz he just saw some guy in a fedora and trench coat PUNCH A FUCKING NAZI!!! WHO IS THAT GUY?!?! HE'S SO COOL!!!
He asks Miguel a million and one question about the guy and when the old grump annoyingly shoos him away he asks Peter as he briefly met him during that one incident in Miles is dimension. When that still isn't enough he asks Lyla to tell him everything she knows on Noir. Now obviously Lyla has no obligation to do this but she's also never seen Hobie this giddy and excited over something other then music. Its adorable, he's almost like a little kid wanting to know everything about their favorite cartoon. Also she low key likes to annoy Miguel and Hobie's rebellious spirit that gets under her straight laced boss is skin which is hilarious.
You know when Gwen first met Hobie she was a bit intimated cuz he just had that "too cool" vibe about him. But as soon as she mentions that she has worked with other Spider people before, which includes Noir, he did a whole 180 and became a complete dork!
Hobie: Get out, you actually met him! π€©
Gwen: Uh, yeah?
Hobie: How was he like? What did he say? Did he talk about fascist corruption that not only plagued the system back then but even now as well? Was he super cool during the fight?! ππ€©π«π»
Gwen: ..........He was nice.
Hobie: That's so rad! β¨οΈπ€π€©
I also feel like, aside from Miles, Gwen keeps in contact with the other Spider peeps from the first movie and tried to recruit them into the Spider society but obviously Noir and Porker didn't join. Porker because heβs a cartoon that follows "toon logic" and Miguel's ideologies are too serious for his taste. And Noir because, and I quote: "The last I heard of a secret society designed to 'keep the peace for the greater good of humanity at any cost' a whole world war came about it. I know fascism when I see it, kid."
Gwen relays that message to Hobie when explaining why Noir isn't joining and Hobie's response to that is: "He gets it! He just like me fr! ππ"
I think it be really cute that in the next movie when they finally meet Hobie is kinda awkward and shy. Like this guy has never respected an adult in his life (at least not any that didnβt deserve the disrespect) and with Noir his all like "Hello sir" "How are you sir" "It's very nice to meet you sir!" And Noir is actually just a really nice guy if a little broody but he's heard so much about this kid from Gwen and how much of a good friend he's been to her so Noir already likes him on principle.
Hobie: Uh Mr. Noir-- Parker, sir! It is such an honor to meet you! The work you do in your universe is amazing and I hope to learn more while working alongside you however briefly.
Noir: Ah, Peter is just fine really, or Noir if it gets to confusing. No need to be so formal, we're all on equal footing here. I've heard a lot about you and your world as well from Gwen. Although it does sadden me that such a young man has to take on the burden of saving the world from such a corrupt society yet again, you're going about it quite well. War is hard and ugly and violent but you are amazingly brave to be able to stand up for what is right in the face of it all. If anybody is honored here it is me, for being able to meet such a remarkable young man like you. And knowing that my friends have made such honorable allies in the midst of all this chaos.
Hobie, externally: Yeah, it's whatevs π
Hobie, internally: Dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry YOURE GUNNA LOOK SO UNCOOL IF YOU CRY IN FRONT OF HIM NOW πππππ
I just think it be really cute if they had a wholesome father-son sort of relationship where they shit talk corrupt government systems and punch fascists together. You know, regular father-son bonding!
(Also I think that's another reason Miguel didn't invite Spider Noir to the Spiderverse, cuz he knew that both of these menaces together would cause a bigger headache than its worth π€£π€£π€£)
#spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#atsv#spider noir#spider punk#hobie brown#DO NOT TAG AS SHIP!!#father son relationship#spiderman#bunny talks#headcannons#hobie brown is a dork and we should all accept that#Noir is adopting ALL the colorful spider children
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thinking so hard abt toji that isnt all that great w technology...
like the zen'in clan was prolly extremely traditional and forbid that shit. and even nowadays, he only uses it so his job is more convenient.
hhhhh imagining toji fumbling w his phone when yall get into a relationship bc hes trying to keep up with your energetic messages and frequent FaceTimes.
i can just see him sending the driest texts like "Come over." not bc hes intentionally doing so but hes just not used to anything besides a simple "Jobs done." or whatever. its okay tho bc you can tell hes trying for you π»
EEEEEE AND I CAN SEE HIM GRADUATING TAKING THE WAY YOU TEXT AND USING IT THE CLOSER YALL GET AND THE LONG YALL KNOW EACH OTHER
ugh im gushing over you asking toji to send a pic of himself bc you havent seen him in a while
"send pics π"
"Of what?"
"yourself obv π"
"Okay, but how do I do that?"
and then you spend the next few mins on call w him trying to explain how to send pictures and others things thru messages π
sorry if this is incoherent but
GRAYYYYππππππππTHIS IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME!!! HE REALLY IS A BOOMER, ISN'T HE???? i really like to think of him using a flip phone lmao. he's so cunty.
IMAGINE THE SELFIES HE'D TAKE THOUGHHππππ pls i love him sm. thee most awkward angles in the world but it doesn't matter bc he really is doing his best!!!! i think he'd actually ask you for pics a lot. literally just selfies (nudes too ofc but that's besides the point). he just goes "pic." and nothing elseπππππππ or smth like "show yourself" πππππsounds so menacing that you have to ask him whatever the fuck he means by that and he's just???? "isn't it obvious, stupid? i want to see you." he's so romanticππ
and the typos omfg the typos. it's so fucking funny. every two words is a fucked up one. and you get to make fun of him all the time hihihiiii. he just rolls his eyes with a faint little smile whenever you bring it up<3333
also you'll definitely regret teaching him any slang though. "can you go to the store? we don't have any milk." + "skill issue." ???????????? hello????? and he texts shiu "kys" after he tells him to come to workπππππππππ he's so funny i hate him
not to bring the kids everywhere but i will do just that. he has a pic of the kids as his wallpaper:((( he made you to take the picture bc he wanted to be sure that it wasn't blurry:((((((
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dating mondo owada headcanons !! (sfw + nsfw)
ship : mondo x reader π«‘
β warnings : breeding kink, dimensions and measurements of his dick ππ, cccccunnilingus, dominant mondo (most of the time β¦.), erm js sex in general FOR THE NSFW AREA . no warnings in the sfw :3
reader : female anatomy in nsfw areaaaa
SFW:
love language is spending time with u <3 he stands on BUSINESS when it comes to being with u no matter what it is
takes u to the gym and shows him his routine (REOWWW π»π»)
lazy af when inside tho π€·πΌββοΈ
he lets u borrow his jacket thatβs like 5x bigger than u β forgot to say that he is most likely towering over u
not shy or anything but he genuienly forgets to show affection . he thinks of u as a best friend
reallllyyyyy comfortable with u but uβll never ever catch him lacking
u love to play with his long hair after hes just showered and hasnt styled it yet
more loyal than anyone ever could be . he thinks having ONE partner is enough LET ALONE TWO . and also he just wouldnt choose to be a cheater he doesnt see the point and believes its tooo much effort
mondo doesnt tease a lot heβs just kind of sly
he finds it downright hilarious when u say something that sounds dirty and he gets to make a joke about it ππ. hes got smth wrong with him
would do anything to prevent u from breaking up with him. heβs already lost his brother let alone the lohl βΉοΈ give him a BREAKKKK
nsfw under the cut π
NSFW:
heβs so loud omfg
wants u toΒ sit on his faceΒ .
no joke he literally gets off even to the thought of eating u out β¦..
goes pussydrunk
he loves ass im sorry
as long as you have SOMETHING for him to grab onto no matter the size heβs satisfied
β¦β¦β¦β¦..Β thick dick
alr just hear me out on this
shaft #AD8484 tip #97575F β 8 inches long and 5 inches thick β¦β¦β¦. it doesnt feel right writing this x
if he feels like shaving he will if he doesnt he wont βοΈ he doesnt care what u do with ur pubes as long as u dont care abt what he does with his
he wants to be gentle he really does but he cant bring himself to be sometimes
not necessarily kinky but heβll do whatever the fuck u want ππ as long as ur happy pookie !!!!
as i said at the start heβs very vocal.. literally pants like a dog ππΌββοΈ
his voice breaks when he orrrrgasssmmmmssss
his stupid hair bounces up and down when he thrusts inside u ππππ i find myself VERY funny π«‘
hear me out . he wraps his arms around ur thighs to hold u still as ur laying down and eats u out π
u cuuuummmmm on his weird ass hair sometimes and he gets pissed ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS A GOOD HAIR DAY
maybe just MAYBE would he let u take control . but only if its a birthday treat or smth as i said uβll never catch him lacking like that
toys are useless in his opinion β¦ why a fake cock when hes got a real one waiting for u with open arms π€
'attagirlβ 'take it like a champβ 'doing so well fβme..β β¦β¦. I MIGHT TEML A JOKE BUT I NEVER TELL A LIE
bbbbbreeeeedinnnngggg kink maybe β¦β¦ as long as ur alr w it
would laugh recklessly if u ever mentioned piss or shit or anything like that (as he should. as he fucking should)
erm thats it i hope it was alr for my first thingy evaaa lolz π«‘
#mondo owada#mondo owada x reader#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#dr1 thh#gender neutral reader#fem reader
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i hope its okay to ask but can i get some hwajin na (true education webtoon) headcanons? also welcome to tumblr!
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HWAJIN NA
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β i feel like he'd grab you by the hip and pull you closer to him whenever it's just you and him alone in a room or area π» hwajin na being the man π€ͺ
he DEFINITELY tells you cheesy pick up lines and dad jokes, i'm talking about cheesy-CHEESY.
"why are piggy banks so wise? because they have common cents [cue him cackling and losing his shit]"
"..."
"why aren't you laughing??"
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β when he pulls a cheesy pick up line to you, hanrim would furrow her eyebrows behind him and gesture a gagging pose
"if you ever think i don't love you, look at the stars above and count them π that's how much i love you"
hanrim was awkardly smiling behind him while looking at you, almost as if she was saying 'how are you dating this man'
"hwajin, it's too early in the morning for you to pull cheesy lines, can we just check the cases today??" you say unamused as he tried to shove you with his shoulder "whaat? not even a 'that was smooth' comment from you?"
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β gives you selfies of the aftermath whenever he's done with a case, all of them are just him posing with a peace sign or him and hanrim when they're both in a case without you
"me and hanrim just finished the case"
the picture he sent was him and hanrim doing a peace sign, the background showing a black car that they (or you guys) use for driving.
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β he's good with babies, handling kids in his job is no problem to him already, a baby won't slow him down anyway.
although he's good with them, it doesn't mean that they're not scared of him LMAO one time this month-old baby burst out in tears because he made eye contact with it. he immediately started to make funny faces at the baby to cheer them up, but unfortunately, it cried even more. he gave up and started to doubt and think; "is it because of my beard??"
HANRIM IM
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β when i tell you im head over heels for this woman, her working out? you're beside her, walking on a treadmill as she did push ups on the ground. her doing her training? next thing you know you're her punching bag (not really)
"aren't you a bit rusty today?" she smirks at her snarky comment at you, dodging your hits at her.
"maybe because you had more frequent training than i did," you say out of breath as she smiled at you.
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the entire room was filled with pants, hits, and shoes squeaking along the floor. you and your girlfriend hitting and dodging each other, making eye contact once in a while.
hanrim then saw you eyeing her face, striking your arm as this was the right time to blow an attack.
"FUCKβ" you grunt. hanrim laughing whole heartedly, towering above your eye-sight.
"now get me my water and towel, loser"
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β she'd give you little trinkets or gifts (keychains, accessories, and others)
β the type to make you lego flowers in her free time <3 you got yourself a cute and pretty gf <33
"i made this for you!! i hope you like it when i get home :))" her message was followed by a photo of a flower, made out of lego blocks.
"you built that on your own? aren't you busy nowadays β₯ β₯ you didn't have to make me this :( <3" you typed out, touched by what your beauty of a girlfriend made you
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β sick? don't worry, your loving s/o would take care of you!! she's currently making you hot soup and curry for dinner, so don't doubt it ;) (or so i thought) she almost burnt down the kitchen once trying to cook for you
screams were heard in the kitchen, startling you. while running downstairs in a hurry, the sight of your girlfriend trying to open a fire extinguisher made you laugh
"HELP ME HERE" she shouted from struggling to open the extinguisher in panic.
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after cleaning up the mess, hanrim turns to look at you defeated. with her usual puppy look eyes that made you fall inlove with her.
"sorry.. i was trying to make you food since you were sick" teary-eyed, you immediately hugged her and shushed her in comfort saying that she did her best and that she's a great lover for doing that to you. (despite putting both of your lives in danger by setting the kitchen on fire but we'll ignore that part anyway)
#true education#get schooled#hwajin na#hanrim im#true education imagines#get schooled imagines#true education headcanons#get schooled headcanons#hanrim im headcanons#hwajin na headcanons#hwajin na imagines#hanrim im imagines#x reader#true education x reader#get schooled x reader#hanrim im x reader#hwajin na x reader#imagines#headcanons#hwajin x reader#hanrim x reader
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big deep breath OK SO . ive been so excited for this comeback like idk with every new cb i feel like i get even more excited than with the precious one yk so i was really waiting for it to come out!! they released the mv while i was in class (they hate me) but during a little break not long after i managed to watch it and i was bobbing my head and swinging my feet at the sound LJKE U DONT GET IT I WAS GENUINELY SO HAPPY
honestly this is one of my fav svt albums and idk it just makes me so happy all the songs are so perfect and good there's not a single one i don't enjoy and the aesthetic is so cute and im so excited and impatient to FINALLY HAVE MY ALBUM IN MY HANDS ARGHHHH but yes this was such a success im so happy they broke so many records and they just continue to prove how talented they are wooooo
for the songs there isn't one i dislike at all but i really like SOS idk the beat js so nice and the lyrics are really good and this may be also due to me loving marshmello when i was younger but STILL !!! Diamond days makes me SOOOOO NOSTALGIC i love it so much im so glad they used kind off the same sound/sample as Shining Diamond im in love ππ i think back 2 back is my fav song of the album!! i love minghaos highnote and the beat and just the overal vibe idk it stood out to me sm their voices fit the song so well im obsessed with the part around 1.30 where dino and hao sing in like a low voice? YGM BUT ITS SOOOOO GOOD just the entire song is so good i think tbh i have a soft spot for pu songs ππππ i haven't had much the time to really analyze yawn but the soft voices and vocals are heavenly i genuinely passed away BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BREATH ππππ LIKE WDYM UR MY BREATH WHY IS THIS SONG MAKING ME TEAR UP DONT EVEN LIE RNNN monster is such a fun song i just know I'll play it on repeat like fire while im walking to uni to wake me up and get me in study mode π₯π₯π₯ it's giving Halloween vibes and im here for it!!!! it's also just fun to me because my roommate/bsf and i bet on who sang the first line and she swore it was gyu and i swore it was vernon and today we didn't see each other much so like 1h ago she told me she saw in a lyric vid that gyu sang that line and i was like ??? girl i have weverse and i follow it religiously so ik it's both of them AND WE COULDNT AGREE BECAUSE WE DIDNT HAVE ANY PROOF so i ended up showing her weverse and it was so fun we were both right in the end and we did a silly dance LMAOOAOOOO IT WAS SO FUNNY οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½π»π»π» but lemme tell u about headliner. FUCK THAT SONG BRO WHY AM I CRYING ??????? no it's actually my fav song along back 2 back like are u actually kidding me ???? this song makes me wanna study even more for my Korean classes like FUCK HEADLINER SO BAD ππππππ I CRY AND LAUGH WITH YOU THIS NIGHTπππππ WHERE WE OFFER ALL OUR LOVEππππ HOW BEAUTIFULπππππ BEVAHSE YOURE MY HEADLINER πππππ this moment when we shine together don't lie rn I'll actually kms and take a bath with my toaster like wow jumping of the 9th floor of the apartment building next door seems like such a fun activity today π»π»π»π»π»π»
RIGHT OMG I WAS LITERALLY TUNING IN EVERYDAY AT 12 AM KST TO SEE IF THEY DROPPED FHE ANNOUNCEMENT AND WHEN THEY DID I WAS SOOOOO HYPED βΌοΈ like fml was SO huge i couldnβt wait for this one ALSO THE MV LITERALLY RELEASED DURING A PRACTICE FIRE DRILL FOR ME ππ
it genuinely is one of my faves too, like although the songs arenβt necessarily my fave of each unit (i still LOVE each one) the album was just so well put together ?? everything flowed perfectly and like usually itβll take me like two or three listens to like some songs but i listened to the album start to finish ONCE and fell in love w EVERYTHING iβm not even kidding β€οΈβπ₯ I CANR WAIT FOR MY ALBUMD TO GET HERE AYSHSHAHDJHS
right like there wasnβt a bad song at all !!! my fave has to be headliner bc itβs just so fucking emotional like woozi why u got me crying on the train home πππ it gives me MAJOR our dawn is hotter than day vibes which i love sm !! the whole album vibes reminded me a little of you make my day a little i think itβs just me but yeah βΌοΈ i LOVED back 2 back too omg perf unit ALWAYS hits and YAWN OMG π every track was amazing πππ STOP THE DEBATES ON THE MONSTER FIRST LINE LMFAAOAOAO ππ speaking of monster, cheolβs part.. changed me . i loved SOS too omg it gave such like band vibes ??
ALSO HELPPPPP HEADLINERβS LYRICS OMG ππ my mom heard me listen to it and said βgirl why are u listening to such sad lyrics..β
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every month of 2023 πΈ
i was tagged by @seungs & @euijin π«Ά tagging @seo-changbinnies, @wahgifs & @hyunsung i think everyone has been tagged at this point so im sorry if im tagging u again π₯Ή
january
popular - lee know just looking pretty? i get it though. men and their big brown eyes am i right
favorite - this seungmin set. i just love the outfit and also. he looks pretty
february
popular - lee know and his pudding. its the face he makes in the second gif that really get me
favorite - same as the popular one cause i only made 2 sets in feb lmfao π
march
popular - lee know selca taking skills. omg why did he stop doing that. it was fun
favorite - probably this jisung set? didnt gif a lot that month either π€₯
april
popular - barefaced lix π» deserved he looks so cute and i really like how these turned out too π½
favorite - lee know gods menu fancam!!! probably one of my favorite set of the year. i really like how sharp/hd they look. i think it the month i stopped using offset so the colours look way better overall imo π
may
popular - jisung in the 5-star intro. it was such a pain to colour but! i do agree with everyone. its a good look
favorite - its a tie between this dlc set and this hyunjin + lee know set i really love how the blues look
june
popular - felix ending fairy!!! love these so much. the blues and the reds π«Ά
favorite - ok i cant only choose one cause i giffed a lot in june so: 1. this one seungmins little n-nah... yeah! :D just kills me every time 2. fnf i just love the vibe of this set. it just feels warm 3. this hyunjin facecam. again i just love reds in gifs π
july
popular - hyunjin youtube live stop i wish they would still go live on youtube. he looks so cute
favorite - minlix π«Ά im minlix biggest fan. i love them so much
august
popular - this hyunjin ig live. the amount of notes for these 4 lq gifs is kind crazy but then again. he looks like that so its like yeah i get it
favorite - hyunjin kcon!! i like all my kcon sets but this one particularly is pretty good. he really had good shots
september
popular - hyunjin skz code. u guys are so right. the bun, the strands of hair, the earrings. hes everything
favorite - hyunjin ig live. i just love everything about this specific look. hes so pretty im gonna be SICK
october
popular - cozy jisung π₯Ή yeah... again, i get it
favorite - i really like this megaverse set!! felix especially looks amazing
november
popular - this jeongin set?? how did it get so many notes its crazy. but he looks so good so. deserved β€οΈ
favorite - i looove how this skzflix set turned out π«Ά also! this ot8 lalalala set. the pinks are so good π
december
popular - MINCHAN!!!!! deserved i love them. they mean everything TO ME
favorite - (for now) felix is just so fucking funny without even trying π
anyway. thank you to everyone who ever interacted with my stuff, it means a lot and i really appreciate every single one of you. heres to 2024! (with skz europe tour hopefully) π«‘
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πβ¨hey boo. i know ur asleep, butttt i just wanna say that im sooo fucking lucky to have you bb π₯°. youβre like the first thing i think about when i wake up π€© and the last thing i think about before i go to sleep π you make me smile 24/7 whether its your voice when we call or a message from you when we text π youβre always there for me even when u cant be physically and i appreciate that boo π€ we have only been dating for a lil while π₯Ί but youβve literally made me so freaking happy in this short amount of time weβve been together π, i really want this to last π©, i wanna stay with you because i honestly cant think of anyone else that id rather be with or could see myself happier with π. i love u i really do β€οΈ, and i donβt ever wanna lose you babyyy you have no ideaaa π, like iβve gotten attached to you like youβre smart, handsome, down to earth, funny, and strong π», i know we cant be together in person rn π but if we love each other then it shouldnβt be a problem π i wuv u so much and i havenβt felt this way about someone in a hot fucking minute π₯Ά and i REALLY mean it π₯΄ but thats all i have to say and ill talk to you in the morning when u wake up bb, much love πβ€οΈπ. (this is probably cheesy asf but like i had to write this ππ)
I (unfortunately) have yet to date a single soul. This must be the number of incorrectness, or, perchance, a time travelling mistake. Perchance.
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β HASHIRA ICKS αΆ»βπβπ°
β a/n ; my apology for being off for a while π€ also, HAPPY LATE NEW YEARRR!! i cant believe its already march MASTERLIST WILL BE REOPENED SOON π₯² part 2 when i decide to get my lazy ass out of bed [TYSM FOR 200 FOLLOWERS ILYSM π«ΆπΎπ«ΆπΎ]
β warnings ; swearing, not proof read so expect some mistakes
β genre ; crack, fluff(?)
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Β MITSURI !
she would DEFINITELY act like those vsco mfs. like you would be meeting up for a study date or something and she'll bring out the largest water bottle known to man and all while you stare at her struggle to lift it out her bag. to this day you wonder how she's able to carry that around everyday.
her nicknames get progressively worse. she goes from "hey my love!" to "i love you so much my beloved pumpkin kitty kat sugar boo boo!!"
i feel like she'd also be those mfs that make it so obvious someone is talking about them. except she does it by accident. "babe," you whisper, "see that dude behind our table? he's my ex. you remember elijah right?" and then she's turning right around, pointing and saying out loud, "elijah? ohhh your ex!" you just facepalmed as your ex turned around, giving the two of you a dirty look.
she'd try way too hard to seem intimidating (canon) but no matter how much she tries, as soon as the person she's arguing with says something rude back, she's sobbing on the ground. "ugh your lipgloss is soooo outdated." she says rolling her eyes at the person that insulted you. "you're one to talk about outdated. you have fucking scrunchies and a huge ass hydroflask that you never really even drink from anyways. also, those bracelets you're wearing are the presents i got for my 5 year old niece. on top of that you act like regina george from wish.β
you best know the next day she came into college looking like a whole other person. soon she got really popular for having the βglow up of the yearβ (i am having way too much fun with this ππ)
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TENGEN !
overuses the same jokes to the point where its so cringe you have to cover your face out of second hand embarrassment. "why did the cow cross the road? to-" "-go to the moovies. i know," you say rolling your eyes. βhow did you know!β he asks and you just stare at him like π
also texts like a he came straight out of youtube comments. "No one: Absolutely No one: My dog: Me: *laughs at a fish dying*" "HAHAHA BABE UR SO FUNNY HAHAHA" while in real life youβre texting that with a face straighter than drake (friends suggestion bc i literally asked her whoβs the straightest person she knows)
he talks and acts like a british dadππ βhey darling me and the rest of the lads are gonna watch the new chelsea game against arsenal.β and u think nothing of it until u start hearing them shout βPASS THE BALL YOU FUCKING TWAT!β and cheering as loud as if he were at a concert when his team scores.
heβs terrible at thirst traps β οΈ you were at an important work meeting when you heard a ding from your phone. it was a message from your husband. βHope you enjoyed the show baby girl π»π₯΅πβ and you try your absolute best to not start bursting out laughing when you see the video of him thrusting his hips into the camera like ricardo milos. and to make things worse, one of your co-workers looked over your shoulder to see what you were looking at and immediately started laughing. then everyone wanted to know what you were watching and the whole room erupted in giggles. safe to say everyone would make references to the video whenever uzui was around while the guy himself kept wondering if they were talking about him or it was just inside joke he doesnβt know aboutβ οΈ
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RENGOKU !
speaks really loud for no damn reason... (canon)
like you would be talking shit about someone in the cafeteria the he would be speaking so loudly basically the whole world could hear him. "babe, you know jessica from class 2?" you whisper, "yeah apparently she was caught fucking Mr Wilson to get a higher grade in chem.."
"i always knew jessica was a slut!" he practically screams, earning a few turned heads. "i could tell just by the way she walked up to me on wednesday!" you facepalmed as he continued to ruin not only his reputation, but yours as well. "and did you see the way she was practically begging for sir to screw her! like this girl would do anything to get laid!" by now the whole cafeteria (including the dinner ladies) turned to look at rengoku. some laughed and some gave him the nasiest look they could muster (her friends).
you were NOT surprised when an angry jessica made her way to your table.
he leaves the bathroom door open after heβs taken the most stomach-churning, revolting, nauseating, egregious, execrable, beastly shit so whenever he leaves, the horrible stench of shit makes you want to vomit your dinner out. and to make things worse, he always and i mean ALWAYS forgets to flush the toilet.
the smell was so bad you considered if it was a good idea to let him live with you.
βkyo.. do you mind closing the door after you do your business in the toilet and flush the toilet?β it was like talking to to a kid βor at least use the air freshener so i donβt have to smell it.β
and you almost rejoiced to the Lord when he immediately agreed and promised heβll remmeber to close the door behind him (he still forgot a few times but itβs fine i think π).
all his clothing from socks to even underwear are fire themed. your friends always wonder how you manage to walk out standing next to him, whoβs wearing a fire hoodie, fire trousers to match, and trouser nikeβs. you once took him shopping so he can actually find another fashion style he likes instead of dressing like a 13 year old boy from 2015 but he resisted and continued arguing about how fire is like his own watermark. you eventually just gave up and suck it up when people on the streets laughed at him or gave him weird looks. heβs lucky you love him so much.
* RAYASLAND β¦ 2023
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hi! could i please req a obey me matchup?
im 5'2, she/her, straight i have long black wavy/kinda curly hair, a septum piercing, blue eyes, apart of the itty bitty community lol but i make up for it in ass. im very quiet around new people (i barely speak if idk you and pretty much go mute around large groups of people idk) but once i get comfy around you I'm very sarcastic, and cracking jokes all the time. i really enjoy cooking for people i care about, watching Disney movies with my kids, spending time outdoors and smoking the devils lettuce, well i typically smoke dabs but yk what i mean. i hate soup (it is a sad chunky beverage not a meal okay?) i don't really have an ideal date, as long as im spending time with my loved one i dont care what were doing. what attracts me to someone is if they're funny, loving and make me feel safe oh and my name is ivy
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MATCH-UP FOR IVY
β details ; obey me x no stated gender! reader ; match-up based ; obey me m.list ; she/her
β requests are open as of 23/8 β> 11 match-ups left
β a/n : hello hello sorry this took so long πββοΈ but like same i only drink soup if itβs really fucking good if not itβs a fat no from me π» also i fucking love your username.
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and for this particular soup hater i match them with β¦ mammon !!
β’ i have so many ideas okay.
β’ he would love your septum piercing and would impulsively go get one just to match with you.
β’ this man would definitely 100% smack your ass in the hallways of the house because heβs like that.
β’ if youβre uncomfortable with it heβll stop immediately and start apologising and overthinking everything. [ heβll be contemplating the meaning of life and may even drop low to pray to whoever is in the celestial realm that you donβt hate him ]
β’ this man is so god damn funny so its a regular that you guys will be cracking jokes and have many laughing fits.
β’ and theyβre LOUD.
β’ yβall are shaking , huffing and puffing down the centuries year old house.
β’ and causing everyone in there headaches but to be honest yβall are comedians so theyβll probably let it slide since they overheard your jokes and had a laugh.
β’ of course mammon is such a family man , disney moves or any movies or any activity with you and your kids is an absolute must for him.
β’ he religiously drops everything heβs doing and joins yβall for movie nights.
β’ oh god everytime you cook for him he melts because you care about him ?? hand in marriage rn.
β’ he probably finds it lowkey funny that you hate soup and describe it as a sad drink.
β’ depending on his mood , he may or may not tell beel , if he does β¦ well just run.
β’ mammon will be laughing at yβall as you try to defend your opinion on soup and beel will be arguing on how its good.
β’ this man is already clingy as hell since he realised his feelings so spending them with him everyday would be no problem.
β’ heβs always with you anyways , barging into your room , texting you every second of the day , getting you to go out with him. [ as friends according to him π ]
β’ he may not express his love through words but through facial expressions , gifts and gestures everyone can tell he loves you so much it genuinely hurts.
β’ heβs constantly saying things like β the great mammon will protect you ! β etc etc and he shows it.
β’ pulling you close in big crowds and quickly guiding you to a less populated area , starts holding your hand in public [ despite the numerous amount of times he still has a small blush on his face ]
mini scenario !!
β man that damn photoshoot was tiring as hell ! plus i had to stay back for extra classes , today sucked and iβm drained .. β
mammon complained plopping himself down onto the comforts of the soft couch.
he laid his head on your shoulder , usually he wouldnβt do this but today he was so drained he didnβt have the mental strength to care anymore.
β you hungry ? β
β starving β¦ β
β i could cook for you , your favourite if you want. β
you offered , mammon immediately sat up straight and gave you a raised eyebrow.
β i donβt see you in the kitchen other than when youβre for kitchen duty. β
β thatβs because you donβt see me cook. i only cook for special people and iβm offering to cook for you now. the deal is on the table for the next minute. β
β β¦ wait you think iβm β¦ special ?? β
β yeah is that not what i implied- oh my god please donβt cry. β
β IβM NOT CRYING ! YOU ARE ! β
β THEN ARE YOU PISSING THROUGH YOUR EYES ? β
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Β© 2022 cryptiles. please do not repost / translate my work and post it to other social media websites without permission , thank you.
#obey me#obey me x reader#obey me fluff#obey me x you#requests are open#shall we date obey me#mammon x reader#matchups
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MAI π«Άπ»π«Άπ»π«Άπ» I MISSED YOU SM BAE πππΌ
BUT ITS OK BC I FUCKING LOVED BITE BY BITE
SPOILERS AHEAD βΌοΈβΌοΈ
IK I ALWAYS SAY THIS BUT YOUR WRITING IS SO VARIED AND DIFFERENT EVERY SINGLE TIME WHICH MAKES YOUR WORKS SO READABLE ?? IF THATS A WORD WITHOUT GETTING BORED π»ππΌ
YOUR CHARACTERISATION OF HEESEUNG AND YN π§π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈ LIKE THE WAY ITS JUST SIMPLE SENTENCES ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCES OR A FULL ON BACK STORY
IT. FUCKING. HITS. πππΌ
ITS THE SIMPLE DIALOGUES AND PHRASES THAT MAKE THE STORY FLOW SO SO WELL ππΌ
ALSO THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED HEESEUNG ???? ππ« PLS KILL ME RN BECAUSE YOU DID NOT TALK ABOUT HIS FUCKING HOT UNDERCUT , I WANT TO THROW UP BC HE IS SO GOOD LOOKING, AND U MAKE HIM TEN TIMES HOTTER π€βπΌ
AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE BAY BOY X KINDA SHY GIRL TROPE SO WHEN YN IS ALL FLUSTERED π« >>>>> ITS SO CUTE AND ITS THE START OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP WHICH MAKES IT BETTER
AND ITS REALLY COOL HOW HEESEUNG REMEMBERS HER BUT SHE DOESNT ???? πΊ AND ITS A REASON FOR FLIRTY HEE ππ»ββοΈ LIKE IM DYING
SOME THINGS I REALLY FIND COOL IN THE STORY :
YN TAKING HAEMATOLOGY ??? LIKE VAMPIRE GIRL TALING A COURSE WHICH INCLUDES BLOOD π€¨ NGL I FEEL LIKE THEIR MOGHT BE A REASON BUT WE WILL SEE βπΌ
THE PART ABOUT HOW HEESEUNG WILL DIE WITH BITE MARKS , LIKE ARE THEY FOR KILLING HIM OR ACTUALLY SAVING HIM ???? ππ
YN WANTING TO SAVE HEESEUNG FROM THE SPIKED DRINK π MY GIRL HAS FALLEN IN LOVE AND ITS SO FUNNY THAT SHES OBLIVIOUS TO HEESEUNG ALR KNOWING HER BEFOREHAND
HONESTLY I WANT TO SAY WAYYYYY MORE BUT THIS ASK WILL BE TOO LONG βΉοΈ AND IM PRETTY SURE MY REBLOGS EXPLAINED MYSELF PRACTICALLY COMBUSTING WHEN I SAW THE UPDATE I THINK U SAW IT ?
BUT I REALLY ENJOY YOUR WRITING MAI AND IT MAKES MY DAY ππππππππ LIKE PLS
ALSO KINDA SAD THAT YOU SAID I WOULDNT LIKE IT , HOW COULD U π‘ /J
WAIT RI LOML WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ππππ NAURRR IM GEN SOBBING AT THIS U R FR THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE πππππ MY VERY OWN MISS SUNSET βΉοΈπππ
IM RLLY GLAD U NOTICED THAT I TRY SMTH DIFFERENT EVERY TIME βΉοΈβΉοΈ like w open sesame i wanted smth super crack-y ,, then w triage smth more heartfelt and personal β¦. W BBB I WANT FUCKING CHAOS βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ HSJDJDKS NAH BUT FR IM RLLY GLAD U DONT MIND THAT IM TRYING DIFF STYLES AAA i would hate to be known for just one thing so βΉοΈπ
U LITERALLY FLATTER ME TOO MUCH AJDJFKSK AAA IM ACC SOBBING RN TYSM FOR ENJOYING THE WRITING πππ I HAD SM FUN BRAINSTORMING THE BACKSTORIES FOR EACH OF MY CHARACTERS SO BE PREPARED FOR A LOT βΌοΈβΌοΈ also youβre so real like fr shy girl x bad boy >>>> and flirty forward who dgaf abt consequences hee >>>
ALSO HSJDJDKS YEP THERES DEF A REASON WHY SHES STUDYING NURSING / HAEM βΌοΈ AND YEP HEESEUNGS DEATH CURSE IS DEF A MYSTERY JSJFJSK ICANT WAIT TO SHARE THE BACKSTORY BEHIND THAT ππ AND FR SHE ALR TALKING ABT SAVING HIM AND HIM BEIGN GORGEOUS LIKE ππ girlie i know who u r.
anyways NOOO DONT EVER BE WORRIED AB LONG ASKS SERIOUSLY TYSM LIKE SOSOSOSO MUCH for ur feedback and endless support fr u r gen one of my faves around here so iβm rlly happy u enjoyed BBB ππ«Άπ«Άπ«Ά vvvv honoured to receive feedback from a fellow writer too HEHEHE CANT WAIT FOR MORE OF UR WORKS?? I NEED TO BE FED PLS TYSM????
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OH MAN THATS JUST... but the fact that taking the the bus is slower AND u had to pay for it just smh i hope at least the company was good!!:o
U ARE JUST TOO NICE FOR SAYING THAT;-;ππwahhh i hope u get used to again!!!!!!ππ
I WILL POSSIBLY LEAVE A REVIEW TOMORROW CUZ I HOPE I WILL FINALLY HAVE TIME TO READ IT!! SO EXCITED FOR IT!!! ahhh their songs are amazing so i'm not surprised u are inspired from them (and also like amazing songs inspiring amazing fics is justπ€π€) THE YANGYANG BAND FIC WAS I THINK WHAT I READ FROM U AFTER FINDING LIEBESTRAUM AND WHEN I TELL U U BROUGHT BACK MY PARAMORE OBSESSION JUST CUZ OF THE TITLE!! ALSO VERY MUCH LOVED THAT FIC!! LIKE I STILL THINK OF IT A LOT AND I READ IT LIKE TWICE ALREADYπ«£
and idk if u mean like genres or artists but other than k-pop i tend to listen to what's popular tbhπ(more so indie pop and hyper pop! but i'm just not very picky with the music i listen to tbhπ) and if u meant artist, rn i listen to a lot of lovejoy (WHICH I KNOW U LISTEN TO! UR KNEE DEEP AT ATP FIC WASπ€π€π€and i was so surprised u know them tbh and also knowing wilbur soot in general i never expected seeing them in like "k-pop grounds" xd) beabadoobee, gracie abrams, aespa, the boyz, ericdoa and some hungarian artists!!! and i also feel like this is the time to mention the just saying fic as well cuz 5sos isπ€π€π€π€π€ like ur music taste just slaps tbh it's just sooooo good!!! and if u have any artist recommendations i would gladly accept themπ«‘(liebestraum anonπ)
THATS THE THING THE COMPANY WASNT EVEN GOOD BC MY CLASSMATES SUCK AT KEEPING UP W CONVERSATIONS EVEN MORE THAN ME IT WAS LEGIT A COMPLETELY SILENT JOURNEY TO UNI. I COULDVE WALKED AND LISTENED TO MY MUSIC INSTEAD THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE
AAA definitely do leave a review even tho theres no pressure !!!! hope u like the fic π€ππ
i love getting inspired by songs!!! thats why i usually have a playlist for each fic i write hhh its a part of my creative process at all times π₯° AAA THE YANGYANG FIC IS ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITES BECAUSE OF THE SONGS THAT INSPIRED IT. i fucking loooove paramore i grew up to their music π but the fact that the whole fic was inspired by awsten and the fact that he used to be a guitar teacher is so funny to me sometimes i cant π
NO WAY U LIKE LOVEJOY WHAT ((the second to last scene in the yy fic was literally inspired by perfume and the "its 3:45 the taxi's not arrived i dont think that he's coming" line ππ) MY BIO IS LITERALLY A PERFUME LYRIC i love that song sm i dont think im ever changing it. tbf i was never into mc youtube and i just found a random wilbur edit on tiktok one day which led me to watching some of his and tommy's vlogs which led me to lovejoy AHAHA.
i do love aespa tooπ€ i think nct and aespa are the only kpop artists i actively stan rn HAHA but i always wanted to check out beabadobee so maybe this is my sign π
U LIKE 5SOS TOO IM IN LOVE W YOU π» ive been a 5sos stan for like 8 years now and i wanted to write a fic inspired by just saying since like 2015 so im glad i finally got to it last year ππ thank u for complimenting my music taste i take big pride in it actuallyππππ i dont really have many recs since u like most of my fav artists,, but i also really enjoy wallows, chase atlantic and the driver era too! i am also currently fighting with hyuck for the position of baekhyun's biggest fan but im severely losing π
also hungarian artists hm....ive never listened to any hungarian songs,, do u have any recs? π also does that by any chance mean u are from hungary...?(its ok if u dont wanna tell me!! its just that if u are we might be neighbors LMAO)
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DC Prompts and requests!
by Jason_Rose
Comment prompts and ideas and ill make one shots woooo!!
Will legit write anything alright byeee
(it says 1/1 but idk how to change that. Its 1/? ty)
This is very new and i know some of you guys will be mad at me for making a new fic instead of finishing my older ones BUT THAT ASIDE(so sorry)
Words: 50, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Other
Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Cassandra Cain, Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, Edward Nygma, Selina Kyle, Harleen Quinzel, Talia al Ghul, Jonathan Crane, Slade Wilson, Rose Wilson, Jericho - Character, man i forgor his name frfr, ok anyways - Character, Pamela Isley, Barry Allen, Diana (Wonder Woman), McCaffery (Aquaman), Ray Fisher, Clark Kent, Oliver Queen, Artemis Crock, Aqualad (DCU), Wally West, M'gann M'orzz, Superboy (DCU), Nightwing, Robin, All robins, ROBINS ASSEMBLE!
Additional Tags: Domestic Batfamily (DCU), Teen Titans - Freeform, Titans, justice league - Freeform, Young Justice - Freeform, titans! Get the fuck up!, im so funny /j, pls say something abt dick i love dick so much, ok i love everyone equally, and im being basic, but fuck u anyways /j, Oneshot Prompts Challenge, Smut, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Suicidal Thoughts, tim the coffee addict drake, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, either way man, Missions, Missions Gone Wrong, ships, Tsundere Damian Wayne, HGYFT, Jkjk, but no really, he gives platonic tsundere vibes, ππ¦, Dick Grayson is a Better Parent Than Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson is Damian Wayne's Parent, NO I JUST SAW THE EMOJIES, i didnt mean, that, I MEANT THE CAT HEART EMOJI AND HAND HEART THING, but ima keep it there bc its hilarious, π»π«Ά is what i meant
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/39657192
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hello all π
I was gonna post this at midnight on the first day of 2022, but real life is a bitch and in truth i forget things really easily now.
still, as 2021 has ended, i feel as if i had to come out of my hibernation and say a few things about this blog, and its impact.
first of all, i saw my fics hitting new milestones, and i couldnβt even believe that despite me being barely here i receive so much love and appreciation from you people. it means so much, and truly so much, that every single one of you take the time to read my mostly horny ramblings and leave a like, comment, reblog or ask π₯Ί to know i am appreciated while i am not here has been one of my greatest achievements.
second, but most importantly, i wanted to mention a few people who have definitely impacted my 2021, and the fics they brought with them.
@mocimori β CHIAAAAA, LOMLLLLL TREASURE OF MY HEART πππβ€οΈβ€οΈπβ€οΈππβ€οΈ you are another ive wronged with my terrible replies but now i see why you complained about uni π that shit SUCKS but ever since you sent in those Paris asks you have managed to make me a complete SIMP of you and every artwork youβve made of SKZ and genshin makes me wanna like retweet reblog bookmark comment subscribe EVERYTHING !!! youβre so insanely talented and to top it off you are literally one of the nicest people Iβve ever met????? pls pls forgive me for never replying and pls letβs write that anti hero! skz fic we are not doing it justice w all those theories we had ππ i love you so so much and i hope youβre doing amazing βΉοΈβ€οΈ
@bruh-changbin β oh my fucking god . SKY. My Bitch. My Love. the few crackers i will love and appreciate in my life π₯Ά no but seriously you are one of tumblrs few treasures Iβve experienced and this is a big one cause tumblr fucking SUCKS ππ youβve become such an important person to me and despite u sending me terrible #girlboss memes ur every tiktok, random traumatic moments of your life and twilight memes send me off the edge π thank you for being a funny sexy mf and i promise ill watch twilight soon I PROMISE πβ€οΈβ€οΈ ps. pls reply to my tiktoks i want attention ππ
to lysol β @soobmint @honeyju @hyuckworld (+ all ur other personalities on tumblr π») β you fucking three holy shit i hate you all so much because now im obsessed with three stupid americans from across the world who i have never met but would give my kidneys for πππ but seriously you three are the reason i havenβt given up on writing βΉοΈ you guys encouraging me, our constant borderline racially motivated bullying (call me currymuncher one more time alice addy π) and just being unforgivably yourselves have become such a comfort to me, and I genuinely wouldnβt know what I would do without you all. Thank you for being in my life. I actually mean it this time πβ€οΈβ€οΈ (no but really i love you so much yβall are the reason for my attachment issues)
special mentions to @healinghyunjin @scxrlettwxtches @aliceu !! i know i never reply and am so so so dead on here but i promise yβall be living in my head rent free !! all of your fics are the reason i have faith in stayblr cause imma be honest with yall stayblr has a draught in good ficsπ
now i know i donβt have an abundance of friends or mutuals on here, but the people ive mentioned here, and my readers and supporters are the reason ive given myself a small belief that I can do something with writing. university is being a pain, i am tired, but you all give me strength to hopefully become active again.
i apologise if all of this sounds a bit random and all over the place, but thatβs because itβs midnight and i feel like im about to pass out β a mf needs her sleep π anyway, i hope you all have an amazing 2022, and please stay safe β€οΈ
#personal tings#i Hope this?? makes sense a little bit?#to the people Iβve mentioned I love you#especially alice addy chae i love love love you three so fucking much#also shoutout to rosie who deactivated but still remembered π#anyway ill be active ??? around June time maybe???#actually ive been really tired and writing makes me EXHAUSTED#but thank you all#for being here still#ill prolly have more to say but ive forgotten ππ sorry lmao#but i got assassins creed valhalla to play and viking men to fawn over#once again sorry for being absent and thank you everyone#i love u smmmmm#MWAH!! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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HEEELLLOOOOOO, first of all those anon fuckers can leave wtf, theyre so dumbπ€¨
ANYWAYS I MISSED U HOW ARE YOU??? this week has honestly been really good and im dreading going back to school next week, i have a chemistry test and fyi im really fucking bad at chemistry :)
anyways i got the new enhypen album yesterday and my mom banned me from getting any new albumsπ’ idc tho im probably just gonna have to save up for them smh
also ahussbsjsb my bday is on sunday aah, its so closeπ it almost doesnt feel real tbh lmfao
also iβll tell u the requests on sunday if thats okayy???
-scorpio twin :*
BESTIE I MISSED YOU A LOT MORE THAN U CAN IMAGINE π§ββοΈ (the top #1 and only reason i had my anons back open bc i missed u and i'm lonely w/o u <//3) ANDFSFD RETWEET ππ the moment i had my anon asks back on i still got some strange asks π€¨ istg when anything bad happens to me i hope they know that i'm blaming it on them and mentally cursing them out.
me too SCREAMS i'm having my finals soon but honestly this week was as bad as it could get π i just got the results to my biology exam i took a week or so ago and i didn't get the results i wanted π€‘ given that i didn't study for it ,,, i searched up one essay question on the internet bc it was so hard (I'M A DIRTY REBEL) and my teacher gave me 1/4 points because "we didn't even discuss the answer in class" and asked me 'where i got it' PLS I'M DEAD I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. I FEEL SO BAD. she just wanted the bare minimum for the question and not the actual details. and now she thinks i cheated for the whole quiz π€ β¨she made me barely pass the quiz and idk how to break my statistics & biology scores down to my asian parents. and she's going to be my teacher for the whole school year and the next until i graduate senior high π€©
PLEASE I FEEL YOU i'm bad at science and math. very very bad. like. very bad. not like "oh i'm saying this and i'm kinda bad but i'm exaggerating bc it's funny" but like the "holy shit you're dumb as fuck how is this possible" type. I'M HAVING CHEM AND PHYSICS NEXT SEM SO I'LL BE CRYING ABOUT IT TO YOU IN A FEW WEEKS FROM NOW ππ BUT ALL THE LUCK FOR YOUR CHEM QUIZ BAE. I CAN FEEL THE PAIN AND STRESS AND I'M SUFFERING WITH YOU. ILYILYILY HUG HUG
AHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOT THE ENHA ALBUM i might break in your house to steal it from u so sleep w both eyes open <333 THAT'S SO COOL OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU AMFWNSEDJGS and yes i really feel you my parents will not spend SHIT for me on any kpop shit. they want me out of obsessively fangirling over idols if ever π» PLS that's sexy brain behavior we can just save our money π€© i'm trying to debate to get either the bts albums or enha albums ππ the struggles of a multi and being a broke bitch with no money
OH IT'S THIS SUNDAY ???????????????????????? OKAY OKAY I'M USUALLY INACTIVE ON WEEKENDS BUT I'M GOING OUTTA MY WAY TO CELEBRATE UR BIRTHDAY EHEHE ,, it's friday night rn and i'm not sure of our time differences BUT REST ASSURED i'm coming on Sunday. BESTIE IS TURNING 15 WOOOOOOO LET'S GO WE'LL BE REALLY TWINNING !! we're really growing older huh π AND OFC OFC SURE !!! anytime you want it bb !!! i'm so so interested in this request honestly OH π hopefully i can actually deliver. AFKWEJDFJAF i said too much i'm sorry I'll stop nowπ
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