In fact, in the interest of me spending the afternoon enjoying my own writing, here's a collection of my favourite lines from How to Train Your Assassins, that still give me the giggles when I read them 2 years after finishing the damn thing. Write for your future selves fellas, just do it.
Chapters One to uhhhh, idk five or eight or something.
I almost forgot how much fun I had writing Goemon.
And how much fun I had writing Goemon and Jigen together.
annnnnnd Jigen and Lupin...tbf the interactions in general were so fun to write.
Badass Goemon was the best Goemon
I really was in my Fujiko/Goemon era here hey?
I remember re-reading this as I tried to get it right and It still gives me the chills. Old Money Lupin is still my favourite origin story.
Speaking of lines that when i re-read them I get chills...
Hi I'm J.R.R Tolkien jnr and I'd like to write about my two blorbo's who know they're in love but neither will admit it cause they're IDIOTS
Lupin is still the only fandom where I get to fully unleash my nerdery about firearms, ammunition and reloading to it's 'nearly' full extent
This had to be one of the first scenes I wanted to shove in, I dunno where I picked it up from but god it took some working on to get right. Ooof still gets me in the feels though.
Anyway, I'm still reading. If there's anyone out there who's still reading or has re-read my behemoth of a magnum opus, add what your fave bits were.
Cause rn it's like I'm reading it for the first time all over again, and I'm having a grand old time.
All u gotta do to get away from Altaïr is hop into the nearest body of water since he can't swim. Just tread water and watch him pace and freak out from the shore
This made me ugly laugh, omg-
LITERALLY ALTAÏR JUST STANDING ON THE SHORE LIKE A DOG WITH AN ELECTRIC FENCE AROUND HIM. Imagine everytime his darling is mad at him, they just swim out into the water and stuff and he just yells at them before he's all: "WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS."
Or, like, he just has a fucking row boat at the ready and he's all: "You have until the count of three before I row you back to land." and you threaten to capsize the boat in response.
Legend of Zelda breath of the wild/ tears of the kingdom
Assassins creed 2
Stardew valley
Books
Creepypasta
(Work in progress I’m reading a lot more recently so give it time any book suggestions are welcome.I’m a huge fantasy fan!!!)
Bands:
Ghost
David Bowie
Mcr
(I’ll add more here once my will to live dies again.)
Characters I will write for:
The umbrella academy:
Luther
Diego
Allison
Klaus
Five
Ben
Viktor
Lila
Marcus
Fei
Alphonso
Sloane
Jayme
Supernatural:
Sam
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Dean
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Castiel
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Lucifer
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
(I'm only on season 5 so if you want more characters let me know and I'll do my best!)
The walking dead:
Rick
Daryl
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Glenn
Maggie
Michonne
Negan
Carl
Rosita
Abraham
Ezekiel
Carol
Miraculous ladybug:
Marinette
Adrian
Luka
Julika
Nino
Alya
Chloé
Kim
Sabrina
Jagged stone
Meeting the kids jagged stone x fem!reader HC
Rose
Nathalie
How to train your dragon:
Hiccup
Astrid
Ruffnut
Tuffnut
Snotlout
Fishlegs
Heather
Eret
Dagur
The dragon Prince, mystery of Aaravos:
Callum
Rayla
Claudia
Viren
Soren
Janai
Aaravos
Love long lost Aaravos x Fem!reader pt 1
Love long lost Aaravos x Fem!reader pt 2
Love long lost Aaravos x Fem!reader pt3
The sight of two stars Aaravos x Startouched elf! Reader
Nyx
Ibis
Amaya
Corvus
Gren
Terry
Zubeia
Once upon a time:
Emma Swan
Regina Mills (the ‘Evil’ queen)
Mr.Gold ( Rumpelstiltskin )
Mary Margaret Blanchard (Snow white)
Captain Killian ‘Hook’ Jones ( Captain hook)
David Nolan (Prince charming)
(work in progress)
Hazbin hotel:
Charlie
Vaggie
Angel dust
Husk
Nifty
Alastor
Lucifer
Rosie
Vox
Velvett
Helluva boss:
Blitz
Blitzø x male!reader HC
Blitzø x Gn!Reader HC
Moxie
Millie
Loona
Van Helsing (2004):
Dracula
Aleera
Marishka
Verona
Gabriel Van helsing
Anna valerious
Velkan valerious
Carl
Hellboy 1 and 2 (live action 2004-2008 movies)
Hellboy
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Abe
Liz
John
Prince Nuada
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Princess nuala
Labrynth 1986
Jareth the goblin king
Marvel:
Peter Parker
Thor
Loki
Tony Stark
Dr, Stephan strange
Wanda
Bucky
Natasha
Nick Fury
Bruce banner
Steven Rodger
DC:
Bruce Wayne
Barry allen
Oliver Queen
Clark kent
Robin
Starfire
Raven
Cyborg
Beastboy
Joker
Harley
Poison Ivy
Catwoman
Avatar 1 and 2
Jake sulley
Naytiri
Neteyam
Lo’ak
Kiri
Miles Quaritch
Javier “spider”
Aonung
Grace
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Captain jack sparrow
Captain Hector Barbossa
Will Turner
Elizabeth Swan
James Norrington
Bootstrap bill turner
Davey jones
Lord Cutler Beckett
Calypso ( Tia Dalma)
Sally face:
sal fisher
Larry johnson
Ash
Travis
Call of duty:
Ghost Mw2 and 2009
König
Soap
Price
Graves
Skyrim:
Cicero
Astrid
Arnbjorn
Farkus
Vilkas
Aela
Balgruuf the greater
Legend of Zelda Botw/totk:
Link
Zelda
Mipha
Daruk
Revali
Sidon
Urbosa
Kass
ganon
Assassins creed 2:
Ezio
Stardew valley (Sdv):
Alex
Elliot
Harvey
Sam
Sebastian
Shane
Abigail
Emily
Haley
Leah
Maru
Penny
The wizard
Caroline
Dwarf
Jodi
Kent
Krobus
Robin
Pierre
Sandy
Ghost:
Papa Emeritus 1 (primo)
Papa Emeritus 2 (secondo
Papa emeritus 3 (terzo)
Papa emeritus 4/cardinal copia
Swiss
Aether
Mountin
Phantom
Aurora (we have the same name irl lol)
Rain
Cirrus
Sunshine
Cumulus
Sodo
Dewdrop
David bowie(going by era and current stage persona):
Ziggy stardust
Aladdin sane
The thin white duke
Major tom
David bowie
My chemical romance
Gerard way
Party poison
Mikey way
Kobra kid
Frank iero
Fun ghoul
Ray toro
Jet star
I will add Other characters to any of these lists if you would like to request a character go on ahead!
What I will write/Rules:
Rules:
No bullying or harrassment to anyone or groups of people in the comments. BE NICE TO OTHERS
No homophobia
No racism
No hatred
What I will write:
Fluff
Angst
Smut
Lemon
Info about Aviradasa!
I go by she/they
I have a cat named Nyx!
I am Demiaroace
I love horror movies with my whole life!
I have a tendency to obsess over shows/movies for undetermined periods of time 🤣
My favorite colors are Purple, red, pink, and black
My favorite singer is David bowie!
I can't choose a favorite band cause I love to many!
The movie Labyrinth by Jim Henson with David bowie and Jennifer Connelly Is my favorite.but Van helsing 2004 is a close second
PS. When requesting please be specific to what fandom/character you want(I will do crossovers.) just so I can make sure to get everything right for ya!
Finally got the clear to post this commission piece for @desmond-the-queer-dragon !!!
This was super challenging, but ultimately super rewarding, and I loved this crossover prompt— thank you once again for your patience and for supporting me <:DD
What do you think about ezio and leonardo but ezio as Toothless and leo as hiccup?
(idk mabey ezio can shift into a dragon? and use any type of dragon you like)
Thanks for your wonderful blog
There are so many dragons to choose from that the only thing I have right now is: white dragon with maybe gold eyes (maybe a bit of red scales too?) so I guess, in this scenario, if we’re staying with How To Train Your Dragon dragons, Light Fury would be the most obvious choice.
Of course, there’s also the legendary ‘White Dragon’ that we don’t have a lot of information with so Ezio could be part of a bloodline that can shape-shift to the legendary white dragon.
In this scenario, maybe the Auditore family is one of the remaining direct descendants of the shape-shifting White Dragons.
Are they human? Are they dragons? The answer is simple: they are both.
Perhaps the reason why the White Dragons have not been seen for so long now is because their bloodline had nearly been decimated due to humans fearing what they could not understand. And even in the Auditore bloodline, Ezio is the first shape-shifter in centuries. They only have stories, well kept and hidden from even other member of the families.
Only three will always know the secret: the head, the heir and the spare.
And Ezio was not supposed to be the heir or the spare even if he was the second oldest.
Giovanni Auditore understood that the best candidate as heir of House Auditore was Claudia, his third child and only daughter with his oldest Federico taking the spot of the ‘spare’.
Federico was fine with that. He didn’t have his own wishes and dreams other than to be of some use to his family (while being able to enjoy life as he desired).
Ezio didn’t want to lead House Auditore and Giovanni saw that and that was why he was passed over. He mostly does errands for his parents when he’s not busy visiting the person he’s crushing hard on or if he’s not painting.
Petruccio was too young at the moment to be added to the ‘list’ and his weak constitution made it risky to even see him a candidate.
Claudia had the fire in her eyes as an Auditore and is stubborn but smart, knowing when to fold them but never forgetting others’ actions against her. She reminds Giovanni of his beloved Maria and knew that Claudia would lead House Auditore better than his flighty sons.
And then…
Ezio turned 18 and disappeared…
And rumors of a white dragon start spreading all over Italia.
Unorganized Notes (more on the side of backstory):
Is this set in How to Train Your Dragon world and ‘Italia’ is just another location or is this set in AC world but replaced the Assassins and Templars with dragons? Pick your poison.
Ezio and Leonardo knew each other because they both paint. They’re not close (although Leonardo likes to believe that they were getting to that point before Ezio’s disappearance… and he would be right) but they were friendly with one another and would sometimes talk about mundane things.
Claudia, Federico and Giovanni all know the white dragon is Ezio and they fear that Ezio had forgotten that he was human as well. They have stories of white dragons going insane and fully embracing their ‘dragon side’, making them mindless beasts of destruction and they’re afraid of that but they want to find Ezio and keep him safe.
The whole ‘fully embracing’ and dragon/human side things are not true. There’s no such thing. The stories have been muddled because they did not keep actual written records in fear of being prosecuted so everything is passed down via speech only. The dragon shifters are both human and dragon, they cannot fully embrace one side because there is no real line between the two. The supposed mindless beast of legends was actually a shape-shifter who had been tortured and broke, turning ‘mindless’ because of it. It was meant to be a warning to how there are people who would exploit them even if it means breaking them and to be cautious but it has turned into fear of becoming a monster all on their own.
Ezio doesn’t know he can turn into a dragon. He doesn’t know he can turn back in human any time he wants but he can’t do that because his fear of being a dragon keeps him from shifting as shifting can only be done if someone is calm as they try to shift. Whenever Ezio tries to turn back to being human, he’s more on the side of panicking or begging but fearing that it won’t do anything.
For the Leonardo and Ezio interactions (still unorganized notes):
Leonardo meets Ezio by accident and Ezio didn’t fly away because he recognized Leonardo and saw no fear in his eyes, only surprise which quickly turn into a big smile.
Leonardo is not afraid of Ezio because he heard the rumors, of course, but there were no evidence that the dragon was violent. If anything, it sounded more like a skittish creature so Leonardo tries to give him an apple as a peace offering, making soft sounds to not scare him.
Ezio notices it and thinks Leonardo is patronizing him, and he bats the apple away while staring at Leonardo with a deadpan expression.
This only excites Leonardo because they were communicating and the dragon wasn’t trying to leave.
It ends with Leonardo visiting Ezio’s current hideout regularly, offering different food to try and gain the dragon’s ‘friendship’. Ezio just humors him because he trusts Leonardo won’t rat him out and… well… he bought him cake once and Ezio missed the taste of sugar.
Leonardo starts sketching him and Ezio realized that he could communicate with Leonardo if he just writes words in something like mud or sand. (God, he’s so stupid! Why haven’t he thought of that???)
He doesn’t tell Leonardo that he’s Ezio though because he’s afraid that Leonardo would think he’s a monster. There’s a difference between a wild dragon that could understand human words and a human turned dragon in Ezio’s mind (also, at this point, Ezio has been all alone and Leonardo is the first human to ever look at him like he’s not scary at all)
So the plots would be: (Plot A) Ezio and Leonardo bonding with Ezio as a dragon (if this is meant to be EziLeo, it would be more of Ezio falling in love with Leonardo while Leonardo was harboring hidden feelings for human!Ezio, never saying anything at all), and (Plot B) Claudia, Giovanni, Federico looking for Ezio while keeping everybody else (especially the Borgias) from learning about Ezio’s ‘connection’ to the white dragon. An optional (Plot C) if this isn’t EziLeo were Ezio’s chosen love interest is looking for Ezio on their own and knows the Auditore family is hiding something.
How to Train Your Dragon & Dragons: The Nine Realms
acourtcfmuses Astrid Hofferson
adskilt Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
ancestryfound Tom Kullersen
baldrengr Hiccup & Toothless [MultiMuse]
@bloomifys Hiccup Haddock [MultiMuse]
deficd Valka [MultiMuse]
@dragetunge Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
@haseti Eret son of Eret [Sideblog]
@scouts-thingsandrps Astrid, Dagur, Fishlegs, Heather, Hiccup, Inkeri, Ruffnut, Snotlout, Thyra & Tuffnut [MultiMuse]
@starsweepers Ruffnut [MultiMuse]
@storyhaven Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III [MultiMuse]
@tournesolette Hiccup Haddock [MultiMuse]
@vendettavalor Bewilderbeast, Cloudjumper, Light Fury & Toothless
@warraigoe Astrid Hofferson [MultiMuse]
OCs I feel should be here but I can’t figure out where to place???
cursedwanderer Fenja a Tree spirit, skogsrå/huldra
dragcnlxrd Lysander Balaur - Last of the Dragonlords
ofholocenemuses Eska Ulfsson a Stablemaster turned warrior with a bit of wanderlust [MultiMuse]
skallagrimulfhedinn Skallagrim Ulfhedinn A shapeshifter and the son of a blacksmith
@scgugio Renora Luciana Alvarez
Them being adorably happy about little baby Niv? Obviously
@rosiethedragongeek for the tags! Today, I give you adorableness, tomorrow, who knows <333
Also, ya girl has a folder of oneshots for this cute af duo with two stories ready to be posted, “Still You”, and “A Husband’s Worry”. In their storyline, Still You comes first, but A Husband’s Worry s fun too! Soooo drop the name of the oneshot you wanna see first <3
Here are three other icon crests I had done for Assassin's Creed AU.
*The Arendelle Sisters as Arendelle Assassins. After Elsa faked her death and Anna agreed to marry Hans, who is a Templar that wants to reunite the kingdoms in the name of the Templar Order. But the sisters and those they trust seek to undo the Templars deeds, along with searching to find proof to expose Hans before he could become King of Arendelle.
*Heather as a Viking Archipelago Assassin. Heather has been raised by assassins since she was a little girl, she was given the task to kill the Templars that are on her birth father's list; but everything changed she learned that her father and brother are Templars. This got Heather to use her Templar blood as a means to reach her targets and spy for the Brotherhood.
*BH6 as Assassins. After the Hamada brothers uncovered their parents' secret and survived an attack from modern day Templars, the two rounded up four other young assassins so they could take down Abstergo. The one in San Fransokyo, before they move onto the others across the world. Each member on the team has their own unique stills and "toys," along with firing up the Animus so they can find Pieces of Eden from the eyes of their predecessors and other past assassins that may have come in contact with them or those who came before.
Caleb shouldn't have to kill anybody, he's got at least one Purple Tiefling to do that for him at all times.
I love the idea of any of them looking at Caleb and being like "No My sad wizard keep doing you pretty happy magic........ Imma go FERAL ;)
Purple tieflings are exactly what always steal his kills. THEY ARE MARTIAL FIGHTERS WHO LOVE GOING FERAL I DONT MAKE THE RULES.
I do have one kill for him now at least!!! It’s all he needs. He deserves to have one (1) I’m very pissed off and I’m going to turn you into dust bye forever moment.
Also I mean he was the one who Kentucky Fried Trent and Miriam. That was definitely his firebolt that made the Fluffernutter go splodey.