Me when they- me when- when they- (I’m normal about them)

OCs: Sir Markus (He/him), Nova (they/she), Klark (He/him)

2 chapters of the 80s himbo romance are drafted. I think once we get into the new year I’m going to have to put this one on the back burner to work on Friend again pretty quick, but I’d love to at least get a first draft all the way out of my head before then. I’m giving myself until the end of February and then i have to set it aside and work on Friend no matter what.

Kit and Zoey (A himbo romance series part 6)

Teenagers, as Zoey had been reminded of so abruptly, often times lacked tact. Or perhaps Christina had simply thought she was doing her brother a favor, or even looking out for him. It was hard to tell one way or another.

No sooner had the girl dropped the idea that Kit might like Zoey, her phone had rung and she excused herself from the truck to go gossip with some friend or another. She hadn't wondered far from the truck, so Zoey had heard minor snippets; enough to know that the greatest interest at that point to Christina was something that had happened at the mall earlier in the week.

She might have tried to make herself useful with unloading the truck but there hadn't been much point, the guys had figured out a chain effort of some sort, passing the boxes from the truck to each other until they were in the garage. And then Zoey drove the truck alone back to the storage facility for the next load in, where the others were waiting. And after the truck was unloaded again, she was free to return the rented box truck and go home.

Two days later, the little tidbit of potentially accurate information was still floating around in Zoey's head. She had no idea how or why Kit might entertain liking her, seeing as they barely saw each other and she made it a point to avoid conversation when working as much as possible.

Though, she supposed, some guys liked that dynamic. The 'hard to get'.

The phone screen in her lap lit up, and she half expected it to be a message from Kit. They hadn't really messaged each other since that first time, but Zoey sometimes found her life to be oddly on the nose about that. She looked, only found that it was the group chat with her friends.

Chrissy: Drinks at the bar?

Veronica: We're always there on friday. the crowd is feeling stale.

Samantha: how about pizza?

Zoey: Remember when we used to go to the movies all the time?

Veronica: What, when we were like ten? the snacks are so overpriced.

Samantha: I could bring my big bag.

Chrissy: I'm trying to find a date, not sit in the dark and watch other couples makeout.

Veronica: I'm telling you, make that CampFire profile like I told you. Plenty of men on there willing to meet up.

Chrissy: Yeah, to rattle my bones. I want romance Ver.

Zoey tossed her phone to the side and ignored the onslaught of messages as her friends bickered back and forth about what the best hangout would be for the evening. When they finally settled down she chanced a look to see if they had decided on anything. One of them mentioned a new outdoors tapas place that also served drinks, so the idea was for everyone to meet up in about an hour.

Tapas was better than bar food, at least, so Zoey got dressed in something comfortable and met her friends there. They were in the middle of eating and judging the cocktails they'd ordered when Chrissy shushed everyone and said, "Don't look now, but I think there's someone from the gym over there eyeballing one of us. I said don't look!"

"Oh no, he's definitely waving at us," Veronica said. "I don't know him. Who knows him?"

Zoey turned her head and stared in disbelief. Kit, and some men she recognized from two days before, were standing across the street and staring in their direction. They were obviously leaving a gym that she hadn't noticed before, their shirts stained with sweet and sports drinks in hand. Kit beamed at Zoey and waved a bit longer before his friends caught his attention again.

"Wait, that's the guy from work right?" Samantha asked. "The one in the company photo!"

"Yeah, that's him," Zoey admitted, offering a wave across the street when Kit finally looked back in her direction.

"Want to invite him over?" Chrissy asked. "Maybe his friends will join."

"Nah, they're already turning away," Veronica pointed out. "Well, he isn't. But they are."

Zoey, at a loss about what to do, waved Kit over.

Actual food and it’s even on a PLATE wow!

Been thinking about, since I always give my love interests the guidance amulet, how each companion would cast with their romanced Tav XD

Anyway, this is Questionable Mess's version XD I feel like Slow Burn (Ronan and Karlach) would be like, a cute little head kiss (Ronan is a dwarf) or a high five, or a back slap... XD

My friends and I were discussing Heartstopper, how great it is, and how much we love a good vibes queer story. My friend, however, noticed a particular trope in queer media, particularly between two male leads.

Friend: "Why is it always a curly haired brunette twink paired with a blonde himbo?"

Me, without even giving it a second thought, instictively: "... because of Frodo Baggings and Samwise Gamgee."

Ngl, this is legit our new headcanon now: LOTR has sparked so much fanfiction and gotten so deeply entrenched into our culture that, subconsciously, we just model our main gay couple after those two.

AHHHH YANDERE AND BULLY 2 OF MY FAV THINGS

can i request yan gray with a darling thats in a gang or they a big himbo (gender is up to you)

it ok if not lol and sry for bad spelling

Omfg yes I can!!! Also your spelling is good!! If you have any more ideas Anon please tell me!!!

Yandere Gary with a Himbo!Male!Reader

Summary:Everyone is in denial of Gary actually being in love with the school’s himbo. They don’t believe Y/N is good for him yet Y/N’s little head is filled with thoughts that Gary fills his head up with to make sure their together.

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,Gary himself,Gary being a manipulative piece of shit,mentions of Gary giving Reader hickeys to show reader is his,Gary loves Reader in his own odd way even if it seems like he sees him like an object because he does,Homophobia is mentioned but I do not share the same ideology with that,Threatening,tell me if I need to ass anything more

-Gary saw you with the cheerleaders. The cheerleaders used you as a mannequin for makeup and he was very interested it by it so he waited when you were alone

-He originally made fun of you but the way you didn’t understand he was making fun of you made him think you were stupid which he is right!

-He stuck around you for fun but he didn’t like when people would touch you,talk to you,gift you stuff,or even joke that they were dating you! He got pissed off and Jimmy called him out for liking you.

-He knew he had to manipulate you so he can date you,he also made sure to slowly isolate you. You believed him when he said ‘Everyone just wants to use you but I don’t,you can trust me. I’ll protect you from their dark desires’ or ‘I’ll always be here with you unlike most people. So just stay by me and listen to me and you’ll be safe’ or ‘Your lucky to have me around,if I wasn’t around you,you’d be taken advantage of and used so be happy that I’m even around you!’

-When he finally knew you were mentally vulnerable he confessed. It was out the blue as he didn’t have this grand idea he just asked if you wanted to be his boyfriend. With all the stuff he’s said you said yes as he’s the only person who loves you…right?

-He made sure you two had all the same classes so he can help his stupid boyfriend. “Without me you’d be failing all your class! Aren’t you lucky to have me with you at all times?” “Mhm! Thank you hun! You really help me a lot!”

-You are big into pet names but he barely uses them unless it’s in private or ‘My man’ and that’s all. In private he calls you many pet names that are sweet but also insulting as it’s Gary

-He’s self aware and sadistic but wouldn’t really harm you. He’d only harshly grip your face but you think it’s just fun in games!

-He gives you love bites and hickeys to make sure people know your his,he has his own of course because he does ask you to give him some so that people know you two are a happy couple!

-Jimmy and Petey feel bad because they know your to stupid to know that Gary is toxic.

-Gary threatens people and also attacks people who tries to take you from him. He is very possessive and when you ask why you hurt them all he says is “They wanted to take you away from me and hurt you! I love you to much and wouldn’t allow them to do so!” Which in your eyes is pretty romantic.

-People make homophobic remarks at you two but since your two stupid to understand their being mean Gary puts them in their place.

-Cuddles happen a lot in private,he’s the big spoon but if he’s been extra pissed off and more jealous he’s the little spoon. Don’t you dare tell anyone you two cuddle because he doesn’t want anyone to know

-Overall Gary is an insane piece of shit who loves you in his very twisted and unhealthy ways while making sure you two will get marry.

new pt. new tav

Please reblog! This is my first poll 👉👈

Yandere knight x gn! Royal reader!

An- i got a famous little trope in it ehhehe

Ty for nearly 300 followers and! If this post gets more than 40 likes in one day, i’ll DO yandere butler or archer tom!

Yandere knight- who was a normal knight patrolling the night of the kingdom. Excited and ready to contribute and never! Do anything against the rules! Hehehehe

Yandere knight- who was minding his own business until a certain someone bumped into him… “Ah! who-“ as he looked at you…

Yandere knight- who looks around, wondering why the royal princess/prince is in a cloak running away from a bunch of guards. “wha-“ with a confused expression a little bit of blush heheh

Yandere knight- who takes another look at your face before hiding you behind his back from his subordinates asking where you were! “Theyre over there!” While pointing at the mf wall- i’m sorry! Theyre just soo- ahhh~ while whining and apologizing to his peers for lying internally.

Yandere knight- who was about to finally bring you back to the palace until you looked at him with those pleading “But! You must go back!” With a determined but indecisive look. (stop looking at him with that look! JUST UGHHHH!)

Yandere knight- who pouts when you look at him like that! The demon and the angel on his shoulders are arguing so hard! “I- uhm…” while whining softly like a puppy. But… they’re running away! I should bring them! but the look on their face, Its so- UGHH

Yandere knight- who questions why you were running away and frustrated brows when you mention the arranged marriage you never wanted! “I- thats so mean!” With a frustrated look. How could anyone treat you like that?! I’d treat them so much better- fuck! the hell are you talking about?! while denying his feelings internally.

Yandere knight- who offers to bring you to his home after seeing your pitiful expression! “Do you wanna stay with me for the night? I-i mean its unsafe for a royal to be alone right now!” With a nervous smile. His cheeks are burning up~

Yandere knight- who is worried what would happen if you accepted a random person’s invite but they were a bad person! Good thing, you’ll be with him. Forever

Yandere knight- who gets embarrassed when you enter his home! Its not as lavish as the palace but hopefully its good enough for your tastes! “Anhaha sorry that its not soo great uhm…” an awkward and embarrassed expression. He’ll earn more for a proper house you can have with him

Yandere knight- who flusters and IMMEDIATELY offers for him to sleep on the floor instead of the bed! “I- i’ll sleep on the floor you sleep on the bed!”

Yandere knight- who flusters when you didn’t mind sleeping on the bed with him “oh but-“ he rambles excuses on why he can’t! Its improper for a gentleman!

Yandere knight- who’s eyes widen and turns quiet when you chuckle at his rambling. “I…” in awe as he looks at the moonlight reflecting on your figure as you chuckled.

Yandere knight- who balls up his fist and goes quiet while looking away and nodding with blush on his cheeks and ears…

Yandere knight- who gets on the bed with you and can’t even move with your leg rubbing against something~ Oh my fucking- FUCK

Yandere knight- who’s heartbeat is rising terribly fast thats not the only thing rising ehe

Yandere knight- who breaks the silence and asks how long you’d stay in his house after all, nothing is forever. Except his love “…how long will you stay?” While whispering it to your ear as if this was a sleepover-

Yandere knight- who hopes you’d stay longer! Maybe forever… please PLEASE

Would you stay for more nights reader?

Star Trek is never mentioned in Stranger things so headcanon that Steve grew up watching it (he has a youngish great-aunt who took care of him when he was baby Steve), utterly convinced Kirk and Spock are married, also convinced it's old lady tv. She took him to Star Trek: The Motion Picture and like. Fifty percent of the audience was older ladies. She had zines and later gave them to him.

Dustin finds out Steve is what one could consider a Trekkie when Steve offers to take them to see Star Trek IV The Voyage Home in theatres, and he flips because, Steve, you like something nerdy!!

And Steve's like 'no?? I like an old lady tv show? Kirk takes his top off like every episode and it was on during the day for housewives. My auntie was really into it and I watched with her and she gave me her little star trek fanclub newsletters. Basically everyone working on those were women. Idk man, maybe you like something mundane.

He attempts to recruit help but everyone agrees it's very nerdy to have fanzines from the sixties and seventies of star trek and Steve is like whatever I like the romance!! To which everyone is also confused because romance is never really a big part of it?? Kirk is a ladies man, sure, but it's not super romantic? And now it's Steve's turn to be confused because 'Kirk and Spock are Vulcan married!! They got married when Spock had Pon Farr! They do the weird Vulcan hand kissing thing!! Obviously they are soulmates and obviously I would scour the galaxy for you, Robin, but I also very much do not want to make out with you which is what Kirk and Spock do when they touch hands!'

Everyone is like what the fuck are you talking about? Because Steve is a Spirk truther lmao.

Look at this totally normal elf who definitely won’t bite you again they are very friendly and entirely non-threatening

OC: Nova (They/She)

What if the team notices some lingering tension between Roy and Jamie after their fight in the finale. And when they ask Jamie about it he’s just like “We got into a fight cause he wants to get back together with Keeley. Don’t worry about it.” Except the whole team thinks they’ve been dating for a while, and that they’ve broke it off now because Jamie is acting sorta downcast and pining. So they get start giving Roy the cold shoulder in an attempt to show solidarity with Jamie. And it takes Roy a while to notice it. But when he does he tries asking them about it and they all just give him the side eye and grunt. He gets a taste of his own medicine. Eventually though Dani cracks and is just all like “How could you! After everything!” and “You know, deep down we’re not even angry, just hurt and disappointed.” and then shakes his head and walks away. And now is just completely befuddled and has less answers than he did before. But eventually he works out that it probably had something to do with his fight with Jamie. And at first he debates telling them that it’s not there business, and getting annoyed because Jamie’s being a bit petty, especially after they already worked things out at the kebob place. But then he notices that Jamie is kinda oblivious to it all as well because he’s super focused on training to make sure that they win against West Ham. So he decides to talk to Sam and Dani about it, thinking they’ll be the most reasonable out of everyone on the team. They are not, in fact, reasonable at all. He’s immediately met with stony glares as he pulls them aside (he feels a mix of pride and annoyance at the fact that they look angrier than they did at the previous West Ham match). Still, he doesn’t let them intimidate them and tries to get them to tell the team to back off. He says something along the lines of “I already apologized to Keeley. Jamie and I sorted things out between us. Everything’s fine.” And Sam and Dani are just like “the audacity????” because they take it to mean that he didn’t apologize to Jamie nor are they back together. So Sam’s all like “Why are you doing this? You are both clearly in love with each other. We both want you to be happy and right now you are not just hurting yourself by being miserable, you’re hurting Jamie too. And until you actually figure your shit out the team won’t back off.” Roy reacts the same way he always does with his emotions, by shouting “Fuck!” and rushing off. He talks with Keeley, and then Rebecca, and then the Diamond Dogs before finally figuring his shit out. And then he finally kisses Jamie after the West Ham match (in private, Roy isn’t ready to emote so heavily in public yet).

Anyways if anyone wants to write a fic about this feel free to do so!

Kit and Zoey (A himbo romance series part 5)

Zoey drank a milkshake while sitting at the drivers seat of a rented box truck. The day was supposed to be a straight forward, flat rate job, but had quickly devolved into something much more complicated.

Justin had received a call from a self storage facility about their unit 23C. The person renting the space had fallen six months behind on fees and the facility wanted to outsource the labor. After Zoey had gotten there she figured out why. The unit had been so packed with boxes she almost failed to open the rolling door. The only thing worse than the jam-packed space was finding out the contents of the unit.

Almost entirely books and a decent amount of magazines. Each box was incredibly heavy. The best that she could guess, the unit had either belonged to a small library or someone who had hoped to sell the books online. Everything needed to be packed and delivered to a second location where someone else was going to evaluate the books for sale online.

The idea that someone would buy out a storage unit of books in order to flip them for profits was amusing to Zoey. She knew people made livings doing weirder things, but she couldn't even begin to fathom how to figure out the worth of a book. Let alone having the space to store them all.

Calling Justin as soon as she saw the unit was the only logical thing to do, as they had been led to believe that the job could be accomplished in a single day with only one person. But there was no way that Zoey would have managed alone. Her boss showed up an hour later with the strongest men he could find on short notice and had disappeared into the facility's office to strong arm them into paying for a second rental truck and to cover the extra labor.

Zoey had tried to help but ultimately she had just gotten in the way with her slower movements as she struggled to not only lift but also carry the boxes. Instead it had fallen to her to keep Kit's younger sister company, as he had only been able to help by bringing her along. There was a diner next to the storage facility so the two of them had walked over to buy milkshakes and fries to eat in the truck.

The younger sister's name turned out to be Christina. She seemed friendly enough and was polite enough to thank Zoey for the milkshake, but she seemed to be a much more quiet individual than her brother was. She sat in the passenger seat and stared at her phone, not entirely dissimilar to what Zoey had been doing.

After a while, Christina finally broke the silence. "You're the girl in that picture, right?" she asked. "The one with the dust storm or whatever firing out of the garage?"

Zoey smiled at Christina's description of the events. "Yeah, that was me. Why?"

Christina shrugged. "My brother talks about you sometimes."

"Oh?"

"Mhhm. He-"

Whatever Christina was about to say was interrupted when Justin knocked on the window beside Zoey. She jumped from being startled, but laughed it off as she rolled the window down. "Sorry," Justin apologized. "I've got everything worked out. I'm going to take the other guys with me when they're done loading your truck to pick up another rental. Since you'd already got Christina keeping you company, hello Christina," Justin waved at the girl, "I'll have someone else tag along behind to start unloading. I can't believe they tried to pawn this off on one person. They told me a couple boxes!"

"That's hardly a couple boxes," Zoey agreed.

Before Justin even finished chatting with Zoey, the passenger side door opened and Kit climbed up inside while Christina moved into the middle of the seat. She offered the rest of her fries to Kit who started eating them. Whatever it was that Christina had wanted to say, she wasn't going to bring it up in front of Kit as she didn't resume speaking when they finally began driving off.

The house they delivered to sported a very sizable garage and detached sheds behind, where apparently they were to move the boxes to. Whoever lived there seemed to have a sizable internet business, as Zoey could see all sorts of things collected in organized stacks.

Zoey backed the truck up as close as she could to the garage, and resigned herself to the long wait it would be for them to unload. She didn't recognize the car they followed in or the workers themselves. When she wondered allowed as to who they were, Christina filled in the missing information. "They're friends of my brother. They work at the gym, I think, where he works out."

"Hey, weren't you going to say something earlier about your brother?"

"Hm? Oh, right. I was going to say he talks about you like he's got a crush on you or something. I just thought you should know, he's pretty oblivious to a lot of social cues. It's cool if you like him, I guess."

I'm obsessed with shadowheart because she's like i'm a mysterious cleric of the goddess of darkness and secrets but also if you wanna be my lover better be nice to children and animals also she's just so so pretty

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