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discountwives · 2 years

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I found and commissioned the only other spen.cer artist and im so happy that i did!!! i had a special request for them and they really came through for me ! art is by knippets!

less shapes n colors !

#self ship #self insert #icarly #spencer shay #♡: 🛠 hot rod 🎨#🎁: comms #AAAAUUGHHH i was like hey! could i ask for a special request ? id love to have a sketch page like the one you did for him!#and they only charge me...for the inital full body #and i was like...are u sure thats the price ... so i tipped them way more i promise #bc these!! are all rendered are you kidding me!!!#hes so goofy i love him ughhh #THE DOODLES AND SHAPES.. THE LIL SMILEY FACES ARE SOOO CUTE #and i rly love how they drew joy in the far left pose idk #also giving them dif outfits... so choice ... like OH MAN!!!#i love these so much u guys dont get it actually lol #the top poses fit perfectly as my header on twt its great #the tacos...#i rmbr talking ab tryong them and id probably be fine with it but #the idea of dif textures like that is hmm #ALSO WHEN JT MADE THEM LIVE. he put taco seasoning w. the beef and i was like #damn no??#AND THEN THE MARINARA ?? GIRL?#ANYWAYS I JUST LOVE THE SPARKLES AND EXTRAS OK I LOVE THE LAY OUT SO BAD!!!

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ghostlydeadcorpse · 9 days

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Human sir pentious begayze HE IS A HUMAN WITH EVERYONE!!!!!! 🐍🎀

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whoreiaki-kakyoin · 1 year

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Anyone else have characters they were into as kids before ever hearing the term “fictional other” and you just sorta… avoid eye contact with them when they come up because the urge to get back into them is so strong 😂

#N Harmonia I see you now stop that #jk this boy is so traumatized and fucked up he wouldn’t pick up that I’m into him bc he doesn’t think he’s worthy of love…. crying #cute first date idea I beat the shit out of N’s dad and then gently remind him that he does inherently have worth as a person #not as a pawn in Ghetsis’s schemes #anyway listening to Pokémon music to try to be productive and UGHHH the theme for his battle came on and !!!!!! ugh #the devs and writers REALLY knew what they were doing with that Ferris wheel scene though let’s be fucking real. so many of us ate that UP #anyway he’s my baby and also I’m twirling my hair hiiiiiiii #laur speaks!#silly goofy mood

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emssturniolo · 3 months

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boyfriend ! matt headcannons <3

things i think matt would do as a boyfriend★

★ soft ! cuddles ! in ! the ! morning ! need i say more ?!!?!? like i just knoww matt loves his morning cuddles ughhh he’s so cute

★ that voice matt does but instead of with trevor he just says shit to you in that voice whenever you’re sleeeeepy :’) so goofy and i love it ! like imagine him just leaning over you on the couch in their house in la and just going like “you tired?” but in that stupid cute ass voice

★ speaking if being tired on the couch, you are his princess !!! like he will pick you up and carry you to his room, even if you tell him it’s alright and that you’ll manage to walk it, he’ll do it anyways ! and not just that - long night out? he’s taking off your shoes ! have to many things in your hand ? he’s carrying them for you ! he does not, and i repeat not care, you are his princess ! you get what you want

★ i think of matt showing up with flowers in his hand, be it one flower or a bouquet, the flowers are involved ! like even if it’s a casual date during the day time, he just wants to make you feel and know that you are his princess

★ oh and you bet your ass you are his passenger princess !!!! can you drive ? yes ! does he care ? no ! he will drive you anywhere, and it benefits him anyways because he loves driving with you which bring me to another thing,,,

★ you and matt definitely have casual dates where you just drive somewhere, park, and just talk ! and these are quite often !!! and the two of you get quite emotional and deep too ! but that’s why you both love it - you get to open up and share any thoughts you have with each other then

★ i imagine matt always asking you to come hang out with him in silence, like what i mean is this- he plays on his pc, while you read or watch tiktoks or something, but as long as you two are in each other’s presence, then it’s perfect ! because all you need is the two of you in the same room together to be having the time of your life, and it’s a way to give each other some time alone without actually having to be far apart ! you both love your alone time, but having your alone time together just makes it more enjoyable

thank you to who requested ! had such a fun time writing these, and sorry it took so long :) i love you

#matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo x reader #matthew sturniolo x reader #emssturniolo !

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chrollohearttags · 11 months

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i just feel like influencer y/n really healed rapper eren's inner child. like she's just so sweet to him and so lovey dovey and goofy to him. he loves her so much and is grateful to whatever superior being for bringing her into his life. idk just thinking about that makes me smile. 🤭

ughhh!! No like you do not understand the smile this brought to my face bro 😭 when i tell you that this is literally my all time fav ship…like thank you for this 🥹

content warning: mentions of anxiety, lore for reverb, angst (?), fluff

because in all honestly, even though he loved music more than life itself, EJ still had a big void in his life. He had Mika and Armin for a little while and his family but there wasn’t a single person in his life that he truly felt completely and wholly connected to. That he could let his guard down with. He struggled with social anxiety and cues bad. His mom worried about him constantly worry about him and if he’d be okay. Sometimes, when he was younger, he’d get so overwhelmed trying to express himself that he’d either get angry or become hysterical and cry. Music seemed to be the only way he could truly let it out; with anger, happiness, sadness..he really couldn’t convey his message through words or even actions. So it came as no surprise that he grew up to be emotionally void. He hated long conversations, idle chit chat and being around people that didn’t match his energy. Even with his own friends, he can only take them in small increments.

it wasn’t until he met (y/n) that he finally had someone who understood him. Somebody that, despite all that you had been through always smiled and done what you could to help him do the same. Even on your first official date, you ran barefoot across the beach at night, hand in hand because you’d never been allowed to do that as a kid. You didn’t care who saw or how you looked, you were happy as could be. Ironic considering that most of the girls from Instagram were so snobby and stuck up, all they could do was stand in the club with scowls on their faces. You on the other hand would dance around with him as if no one was watching. You didn’t judge him when he became upset that a project wasn’t working out in his favor. You’d simply give him a hug, tell him to take a break and try it again. “Stop being so hard on yourself, okay? You can do this.” Always affirming and reassuring him. Even when the two of you would stay up having late night talks and he’d confide in you about aspects of his life that no one else knew. About things he had to go through to get where he was or how he sometimes felt like he wasn’t enough. You’d notice the faintest hint of sadness in his tone or eyes and reach for his hand, holding it to comfort him. He’d never experienced the unconditional love that he’d heard people talking about until you came along. Beforehand, he felt as though nothing was left for him…he felt hollow and lonely. Wondering if anything existed for him outside of his raps and work. Now? He was free to loosen up, laugh and do everything that he’d missed out on while trying to make his dream a reality. Like going to the roller rink on Saturday night, skating along to some love song or going on late night drives and stargazing. Or even just cracking childish jokes on each other or playing little pranks. There’s never a moment where he’s not smiling when you’re around. He’s the happiest he’s ever been 🥹

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callsign-rogueone · 16 days

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intimacy alphabet - b.s.

Brennan Sorrengail x reader words: 1.4k-ish 🏷: NSFW. all of it. I tried to keep this gender neutral again and I think I succeeded? mentions of penetrative sex, oral, fingering, soft d/s dynamics, the usual stuff. It took me a while to figure him out, but I think I'm onto something here. lemme know -- always down to discuss my main man. some more spicy bren coming soon, hehe

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he's a very responsible and caring guy -- he’s making sure you’re okay, mending any bruises or soreness he might have caused and cleaning the both of you up, giving you soft affirmations and I-love-you’s all the while, especially if he was rough with you. helps get you dressed in clean clothes and then it’s cuddle time.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his hands — because you like them so much, and because you make the prettiest sounds when he touches you.

your hips — he loves grabbing them to pull you closer, digging his fingers into the softness there when he’s fucking you, kissing them before he goes down on you…

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he likes to cum inside of you a little more than he should. he’s still in denial about what that means, though.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he’s thought about messing around with you in the assembly room, and he really likes that idea, but he has a reputation to maintain, and it would probably make his work a lot more difficult— he already has a hard enough time getting work done in his office, his mind often wandering to the things you’ve done in there.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

you’ve had plenty of practice with each other over the years. he absolutely knows what he’s doing. he’s not a naive college kid anymore, he’s a man, and he fucks like it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

bending you over the desk in his office and giving it to you nice and deep and a little rough, your cheek smushed into the tabletop and your nails digging into the wood — if you mess up the papers or scratch the desk, he can just mend it back, anyway. and of course he’s putting up a sound shield, so you don’t need to muffle those cute little whimpers while he uses you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s pretty serious but he loves to tease. likes watching you squirm and drawing things out until you beg.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very clean guy. he’s doing some routine maintenance. and yes, it does.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he’s a very caring and giving person, and that definitely extends into the bedroom. he can be incredibly tender and romantic with you if the mood is right, but sometimes you both want things to be a little rougher, and he’s very good at that too.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don’t see him handling things himself very often. if he feels the need, he’s finding you for help — or calling you into his office, where you’re going to take care of it together.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

re: the above,,, he has a mild free-use kink… he loves the idea of either one of you dropping everything to please the other whenever they ask. it’s usually him asking, but it goes both ways — if you walk into his office and tell him you need him, he’s putting down the paperwork and strategy plans and getting on his knees for you without hesitation.

mild authority kink (more on that later).

dare I say a tiny bit of an innocence kink? especially if you’re younger than him… I wanna write an age gap fic for him so bad ughhh 😩

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

we’ve established that the office is at the top of the list along with your bedroom, and the attached bathroom (over the counter in front of the mirror, in the shower…) not really anywhere else.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

bat your eyelashes at him and call him Lieutenant Colonel in that sweet, innocent voice and there’s a very good chance that you’re going to be face-down, ass-up in the next ten minutes.

also, if either of you had to be away from the other for more than two days, the moment you’re reunited + the revolution business is handled and you’re behind closed doors, you’re fucking.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he doesn’t want to seriously hurt you or cause you pain. he knows that he can mend any injury, but he’d really rather not have to in the first place.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he will never ever refuse head from you. he fucking loves it. it’s the ultimate stress reliever for him. holds your hair back for you and tells you what a good girl/boy you are, how pretty you look on your knees for him.

happy to return the favor, and really good at it, too. he purposely keeps his hair just long enough for you to tug on when he’s making you feel good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he can do both, and does them well. fast and rough when he’s mad / jealous or if you’re being a brat, slow and deep and loving when you’re reunited after being apart, after a near-death experience, or whenever either of you needs a little extra TLC.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

they happen quite often, but they’re never quick enough — you always end up late to whatever you have to do afterward. the other assembly members know not to go to his office to find him if he’s late for a meeting. he’ll get there when he gets there; right now he has very important things to handle.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

there was more experimenting when you were younger, and still figuring things out. you know what you like now, but you still manage to surprise each other every now and then. he’s learned a lot from your romance novels, especially the pages you’ve bookmarked and the things you’ve highlighted etc etc.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

his stamina is pretty high. he fucks. he can go an easy 2-3 rounds every time, but you don’t feel the need to go all night anymore. however, if you make a joke about him getting old, etc., he’s going to have to prove to you that he still has it, and fuck you until you cry / apologize.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I could see modern!Bren liking to use a vibe / etc on you, but I don’t think such a thing exists in FW. 🤷🏻‍♀️

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he loves to tease, namely pretending to not understand your vague pleas for him to touch you, etc. or making you repeat yourself when you’re struggling to form words because he’s making you feel good.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he’s usually not too loud, mostly just some soft panting / groaning / praise. cannot shut the fuck up when you go down on him though. sounds really pretty when he cums.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

loves loves loves making out with you. he could do it for hours, if you both weren’t so needy / constantly under time pressure being revolution leaders. it’s just so nice to sit in his lap and kiss him, holding each other close and letting your worries and stress disappear for a while.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s built so nicely. he’s strong and muscular, but still a little soft and perfect to cuddle with. has a fair few scars on his body, including one over his heart from the arrow that nearly killed him in the battle of Aretia. you kiss it every time you see it, as a reminder of how glad you are that he’s still here with you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty high, but you certainly aren’t complaining.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if you’re in bed, then pretty quickly after cleanup etc. if you’re anywhere else, he’ll usually have it in him to either make the hike upstairs to your room, or to go about your day after a few minutes of cuddles.

#brennan sorrengail #brennan and duchess #fourth wing #fourth wing x reader #brennan sorrengail x reader #18+#smut #mine

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ohitsjustgen · 6 months

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Miles Morales (1610) x Reader

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This is my longest story yet. Ideas just randomly come to me at 2 AM😭

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Love songs by Kaash Paige was blaring in your ears while you were doing your chemistry worksheet humming along to the lyrics. Although you couldn't shake the feeling that someone was staring at you? Eyes piercing through your skin.

You look to your right and see an unfamiliar dark skinned boy. As your eyes meet he quickly looks away looking back at his empty worksheet. You find it kinda weird that he would just be staring with no real cause. Was something on your face? Were you humming too loud? You look around to see everyone talking with their peers or working alone on their own worksheet. You look back over to where the boy is seated. He seems to be talking to his peer sitting next to him. You brush it off and proceed to work on your worksheet.

The bell suddenly alarms saying that it's time to transition to the next period. You scoot your chair back and pick up your backpack, placing your supplies inside. "Miles and Peter, can you please make your way over to my desk?" Announcing Mr. Taylor, our chemistry teacher.

You sling the backpack over your shoulder as you place your phone into your pocket and walk out of the room but not before saying "Bye Mr. T" as you always do. He calls out behind you "Bye Y/N, see ya tomorrow."

Not thinking too much about the situation that just happened, you walk to your locker to meet up with your friends Joseph and Jade

You see that they have already arrived at your locker. "Hey you guys" you say letting a smirk plaster onto your face. "Heyyy Y/N" Jade says widening her arms for a hug. You cringe at the thoughts of hugs. "Girl, you know I don't do those." you say getting stiff. "Oh right my bad". Jade, who prefers to be called J, holds out her hand to do your "secret" handshake. Turning to Joseph you ball your fist and give him a fist bump.

You've known Joseph and J for about a year. While reading "The Hunger Games" in the library Jade came up to you with a big goofy smile blabbering about how the author is her favorite yada yada. Joseph came and apologized for her actions. After that first encounter, I knew we would've been the best of friends.

"Have you seen the new guy?" Asks Jade.

"What new guy?" You ask putting your bookbag into the locker and grab your computer, composition notebook and a mechanical pencil.

"I believe his name is Kyle?" questions Jade.

"His name is miles dumbass" Corrects Joseph

You think for a moment. "Actually I have a miles in my class"

"Was he cute?" Whispers Jade

"I dunno I didn't stay to see which one was miles" you shurg. You close your locker after getting all of your belongings.

"Ight I'll see you guys after class" says Joseph as he puts his hands in his pockets and walks off. We wave goodbye and begin to walk the opposite direction.

"So when are you going to start dating again y/n??"

While rolling your eyes, you see the same boy who was staring at you, in the hallway laughing with the guy he was sitting next to in chemistry.

"Hello??? Earth to y/n?" Jade says waving her hand in front of your face. You snap out of your trance and look at Jade. She looks at you and looks back at the boy you were just staring at.

"OoOoOoOo are you in love?"

"No" You'd state blankly walking through the halls to get to your Geometry class.

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Once you and Jade make it to class you sit next to each other and pull out your composition notebooks and mechanical pencils.

"UGHHH I hope Mr. Smith isn't here today."

"Same girl, same" you say knowing you forgot to complete the homework he assigned last night.

And to your surprise Mr. Smith didn't arrive but a Substitute teacher did.

By the looks of it he was a tall yet lankey fair skinned male, with dreads, and peircings.

"Ello class, m' her' in replacemen' fo' Mr. Smith I reckon? Honestly I dunno one thing about Geometry so ya can do whatever"

The honestly was much appreciated. Much appreciated because Mr. Smith is the same way yet he assigns work that he can't even explain. It's frustrating to try to do the work yourself.

The dark-skinned boy from before walks into the class extremely late. He's panting maybe because he was running? He looks at our sub in shock. The curly haired boy mumbles under his breath something along the lines of "What are you doing here?!" The teacher, who we don't know the name of yet, tells him he has it under control.

"Right I forgo' to mention, The names Hobie, otherwise known as Spider Punk"

The class laughs as he says the last part in a matter-of-a-fact tone.

"What are you? A rip off version of Spiderman?" Yells a female classmate

The rest of the class snickers at her remark. Hobie chuckles as well finding it amusing that we didn't believe him. The fair skinned boy who was running late takes a seat behind you and puts his head down groaning. You hear this and decide to confront him to make sure he's ok.

You turn around to face him.

"Rough first day?" You say leaning your head onto your knuckles.

He lifts up his head to face you.

"You have no idea"

"Names Y/N" you say with a friendly smile.

A smirk forms across the boys face "Miles"

"Oh yea and sorry about staring at you earlier..creepy I know but it was harmless I swear" he says putting his hands up defensively.

"It's alright I didn't think nun of it anyway" you say chuckling

J leans and whispers something into your ear

"I'll leave you two love birds alone"

You playfully hit the fair skinned girl as she gets up from her seat and sits next to her other peer she knew in this class.

LOVE. FEAT. ZACARI. by Kendrick Lamar and Zacari began to play.

Surprisingly your Beats headphones were loud enough that the boy heard it himself.

"Oh you like Kendrick Lamar too?" Asks the boy

"Oh uhm yea. He's a good artist. Who do you listen to?" You ask wanting to know more about him.

"More along the lines of Kendrick Lamar, Frank Ocean, Russ, YK Osiris, Vedo. Those types of artists." He says while counting the artists on his fingers.

"I only know 2 of those artists" you say chuckling

"Dang, you're really missing out" he says pulling out his phone to show the songs he recommends

You guys exchange playlists and point out the songs you know and don't. Suddenly the bell rings alarming you that it's time for lunch.

"Need someone to sit next to?" You ask getting up from your chair

"Yea that would be nice" Miles says doing the same

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While grabbing an apple and putting it into your tray you turn to miles to ask more questions.

"Batman or Superman?"

"Batman, I like to keep my identity secret AND I'm a night owl"

You nod in response

"Catwoman or Wonder woman"

"Catwoman, nothing specific I just like her costume" you say shrugging

You usher the boy to your usual spot in the cafeteria. While placing your tray down you point to your friends to give introductions.

"Jade this is Miles, Miles Jade, Joseph Miles, Miles Joseph"

They exchange glances and waves as the two of you sit down.

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A/N: If I get at least 40ish likes on this story I'll do a part 2

#miles morales x you #miles morales x reader #miles x reader #morales miles #miles morales x y/n #miles morales #earth 1610 miles morales x reader #1610 miles x reader #earth 1610 miles fluff #miles morales 1610 #earth 1610 miles morales x you #earth 1610 miles x reader #earth 1610 miles x you #earth 1610 miles morales #earth 1610 Miles Morales x Y/N #spiderman atsv #atsv miles #atsv miles morales #ATSV Miles Morales x You

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riahollywood · 1 year

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could you do a nsfw alphabet for Erling? 🥰

omg ofc i love these <3

special mention to this absolute masterpiece of a picture 😻😻😻

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

okay erling would 100% be just the sweetest man ever after sex. he would always clean you up and if he had been particularly rough he would check so many times that you were okay and if he could do anything for you, give you his clothes and even dress you as you led there all sleepy and content with his love

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favourite body part of his would be his hands. he loved how they looked on your body, be that gripping your hips or wrapped around your neck as he fucked you

i don’t know why i just always see erling as a legs man. he’s so tall so regardless of your height you could always wear your heels that exentuated your legs. he would always touch them whether it be when you’re chilling on the sofa watching a movie or driving somewhere in his car and he would reach one hand over and just rest it on your thigh

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

ughhh erling would love coming inside you. the first time you told him he could ditch the condoms he could’ve came right then and there on the spot. he loves filling you up and pulling out and watching his come seep out of you

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

when he’s away for a game he loves to get off to his favourite pictures of you, hand wrapped around his cock as he takes in your beauty and imagines you’re there with him

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

he definitely knows what he’s doing. maybe an unpopular opinion but i think he’s been around the block, threesomes, all of it. he’s always reassuring that no one has ever compared to you though

ultimately he certainly knows what he’s doing and how to make you feel good

F = Favourite Position

missionary. he loves holding your face and being able to look down and watch him entering you really turns him on, hearing your moan his name as he goes all the way in. when he’s feeling like he wants to take more of a charge he’ll sling your leg over his shoulder for that extra closeness, knowing how weak it makes you

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

i can’t really see him being the type to enjoy laughing and joking around whilst doing the deed, i think he’d be more serious and concentration would take over ensuring he’s making you feel good

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

considering the rest of his body is pretty much free of hair he definitely keeps himself trimmed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

whilst erling loves a night of rough antics, the other side of him definitely loves just feeling close to you, trying to make you feel as good as possible and always ensuring you’re not in any kind of pain because let’s face it, he’s huge

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

ughhhh I would pay good money to see this. when he’s away from home he loves to call you and get you to touch yourself for him to listen to as he jacks off, eyes closed and imagining it’s you doing the work

K = Kink

definitely size kink. he loves how small you look under him with his big hands all over your body, holding your throat, grabbing your hips as he thrusts into you

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

i think he’s a very private person and would never risk doing anything in public. his favourite place to do it is at his home where he feels comfortable and as though he has full control. you’ll soon have christened every room with him having you on the kitchen counter, up against the wall and over the bathroom sink making you watch as he fucks you from behind

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

his favourite thing is seeing you wear his shirt with some sexy lingerie underneath it. he loves to fuck your wearing it, knowing you are all his turns him on

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

erling would be so so cautious of hurting you, be that by thrusting in too hard or gripping your body too tightly. he would always verbally check to see if you were okay and at the first sigh of any pain, say you yelped because he entered you a bit too hard and fast, he would be devastated and so angry and upset with himself

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he loves both. he adores using his tongue to make you squirm and he loves in when you tug at his hair as he tongue laps you up. he had a fantasy of you sitting on his face and after you refusing he finally managed to convince you knowing the only reason for your refusal was because you were self conscious

he equally loves to watch you take his cock into your mouth. he’s so big you struggle to fit it all in but he loves watching the way you bob your head up and down and swirl your tongue around him, pulling your hair back out of your face so he can watch intently

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

depending on his mood, he can do both. those nights where he’s full of adrenaline after a game he’s rough and fast, trying to get the best angle to have you a moaning mess beneath him.

other days he’ll want to take things slow, his lips only leaving yours to tell you how beautiful you look with his cock inside you and how much he loves you

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he isn’t a fan, he would much rather wait until he has the time to spend making you feel good

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he’s game for whatever you are, as long as you feel comfortable. for this reason he’d rather wait for you to suggest something that risk making you feel uneasy about something

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

he’s got so much stamina it’s exhausting. he’ll make you come with his fingers, tongue and cock and still be wanting more. he loves overstimulating you till you can’t take anymore

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

he’s not a fan and thinks you have no need for them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

erling is such a tease. he’ll use his tongue to have you squirming underneath him, thighs clenching around his face and hands tugging at his beautiful blonde locks when he suddenly stops, leaving you high and dry, insisting you must wait for his cock instead

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

when you’re going down on him he’s such a groaner, the low noises getting louder and louder as he approaches his high.

he also loves hearing you moan his name as you come

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

erling is such a jealous person and can’t stand it when he sees anyone getting a bit too handsy or attempting to flirt with you. when this happens you’re in for a long night of erling reminding you who you belong to

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

ughhh he is so big, perfect for hitting all the right spots

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

he’s up for it (no pun intended) every day, whenever you are in the mood.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he loves to cuddle up to you and hold you in his arms after he’s cleaned you up and will only fall asleep once he sees you have 🥹

#erling haaland #erling haaland blurb #erling haaland fanfic #erling haaland imagine #erling haaland one shot #erling haaland smut #erling haaland x reader #football smut #haaland #man city #erling x reader #man city blurb #football x y/n #erling haaland x fem!reader #erling haaland x y/n #erling haaland x you #erling

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dave-me0wstaine · 7 months

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thinking about being highschool sweethearts with Dave<3

he was just so cute when he was younger, i can picture him walking you back home, or driving you to school, or like just walking around school hand in hand, OR HIM TEACHING YOU HOW TO PLAY HIS GUITAR, and everyone just thinks you’re the cutest couple cause it’s like a sunshine x grumpy kind of thing

AND I ALSO HAD THIS DREAM WHERE ME AND HIM WERE GOING TO THE BEACH AFTER SCHOOL AND IT WAS SO CUTE UGHHH 😭😭😭😭

he’s so cute i love him smmmmm :c

anon i love this!!! grumpy bf x happy-go-lucky gf is by far one of my favorite tropes ngl. and this with dave??? OMG.

he'd be so uncharacteristically sweet to you! like, everyone knows him as this rough and tough guy who's always frowning/scowling, who has a bit of a temper and isn't afraid to fight if someone pisses him off. so imagine everyone's shock and confusion when they see dave hand-in-hand with you, walking down the halls with a goofy, crooked grin on his face. just looking like a lovesick puppy.

a true sign of love is when he lets you hold his guitar. he doesn't have a lot of money to throw around, and while the guitar isn't super expensive, to him, it definitely wasn't cheap either. a prized possession, if you will, so no one but him touches it. so to let you hold it and play it a bit? he's absolutely in love. and imagine he's teaching you how to play, so he's sat behind you while you're in his lap, guiding your hands, teaching you how to strum and play chords. and whenever you get something right, he's giving you a little kiss on the neck or the cheek.

also i think he'd love to take you to the beach at night!! there's not as many people, so it's almost like you've got the whole beach to yourselves. you'd bring a blanket and talk about everything and nothing, make out, talk about your troubles, futures, etc. sometimes, when you two are sitting in a comfortable silence, he chuckles to himself. here he is, a notoriously mean, ill-tempered guy, being sappy for a girl that he loves more than life itself.

#this was so cute anon!#dave mustaine #dave mustaine x reader #dave mustaine fanfiction #dave mustaine fluff #megadeth #megadeth x reader #megadeth fanfiction #asks

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benkeibear · 1 year

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☰ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭

⧫ Character: Draken

⧫ Reader: genderneutral

⧫ WARNINGS: afab!Reader, Sub!Reader Mentions of Sex, Breeding, Mentions of toys, rough Sex, love making

⧫ A/n: don’t want to miss a post? Sign up for my Taglist in my Navi! (This is a repost from my old blog)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

ꕤ You're getting treated like a queen

ꕤ Carries you to the bathroom and runs you a bath, holds you close, gives you some snacks and water. Overall super soft and caring

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

ꕤ He likes his arms the most because he's strong. Loves the way He can easily pick you up

ꕤ on you He likes your tummy and thighs the most. They're so soft and beautiful to him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

ꕤ would like to fill you up every time

ꕤ if you don't want that He wouldn't mind releasing over your thighs if you let him

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

ꕤ The thought of sharing you with Inupi or Mikey makes him so hard, would just love to watch you get fucked by them

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

ꕤ Well. He technically knows so much which makes him experienced

ꕤ practically He doesn't have much experience but he's really good at using his knowledge and reading your body

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ꕤ definitely the mating press. The way you look so small under him while He fills you up with his cum… He can never get enough of it

ꕤ Or ride him. Good lord, ride him! He holds onto your thighs and allows himself to fall apart, sweet soft moans

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

ꕤ He’s rather serious, wanting to focus on your pleasure

ꕤ does smile at you like a lovesick fool sometimes but that's it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

ꕤ He keeps it nice and trimmed

ꕤ tries not to have it too short so your skin won't get irritated from it

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ꕤ most times he's so loving with you, trying to set a romantic and comfortable atmosphere

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

ꕤ not much of a fan of it? He does it here and there if He feels like it but it’s really not a lot

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

ꕤ the breeding kink that this man has - fills you up numerous times and fucks it right back in you

ꕤ also size kink, seeing you all small and vulnerable under him just ughhh

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

ꕤ Your bedroom, the couch or if he’s feeling risky, the bike shop

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ꕤ you talking about having a small family with him

ꕤ or when you ride on one of his bikes He just wants to rip you off of it and bend you over it

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

ꕤ he's into breath play and a bit into BDSM but he would never seriously hurt you

ꕤ somnophilia - He thinks one can not consent while asleep, even if they said yes to it before, doesn't mean they can’t change their mind

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

ꕤ GIVING! There's nothing better than eating you out until you’re a dripping mess for him

ꕤ but there is something about seeing you try to take his whole length that just makes him wild

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

ꕤ mostly he's rather fast, likes positions where he can go deep

ꕤ but sometimes He just wants to split you onto his thick cock and let his anger and frustration out on you

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

ꕤ not that big of a fan, he can wait until you two have time to take care of each other properly

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

ꕤ not that much, maybe in his bike shop after closing hours when it’s locked up

ꕤ otherwise not, doesn’t want you to be humiliated from getting caught

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

ꕤ surprisingly only 1 round

ꕤ He just can’t keep it up anymore after, almost in pain from how sensitive He is

ꕤ but if he’s especially eager He might go for more, just tell him he needs to fill you up again

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

ꕤ He doesn’t own any toys but if you’re up to it He would like to maybe get a vibrator and / or a few different sized butt plugs

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

ꕤ doesn’t like it, neither giving nor receiving

ꕤ He just doesn’t see the point of it, it’s unnecessary

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

ꕤ not too loud

ꕤ small grunts and maybe a moan if He cums especially hard

ꕤ He does mumble your name or “good girl” quite a lot

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

ꕤ He actually likes it if you're dominant in bed once in a while, wanting you to use him like a toy for your very own pleasure

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

ꕤ Draken is BIG! A good 9,5-10 inches if he's really aroused and almost as thick as a coke can

ꕤ he's cut and has a cute pinkish/ red tip and a thick vein running along his underside

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

ꕤ not so high

ꕤ once a week is more than enough to him

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

ꕤ he's not really tired after

ꕤ He stays awake until you're properly taken care of and sleeping in his arms

#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #draken x reader #draken smut #Tokyo revengers draken #ken ryuguji #ken ryuguji x reader #ken ryuguji smut #repost ♡

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ladyl1tberty · 4 months

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Slytherin Skittles Band AU

Regulus on the bass guitar, Barty on vocals (I feel like he would have the coolest voice, like the cracked emo type (think yungblud)), Evan on electric guitar (just imagine him sliding across the stage on his knees, sweaty and hair in his face), Dorcas on the drums, braids flying and gold rings flashing (i'm in love with her), and Pandora on backing vocals and piano (she would have such a high haunting voice ughhh)

They start in the Rosier's garage as a way of escaping their parents but then it grows and grows. At first it's just Regulus, Evan, and Pandora, but then Barty runs away from home (hc his dad's a republican us senator) and they find Dorcas online.

Regulus and Evan write most of the lyrics - Evan is simping for Barty and Regulus is angsty and loves writing. Think Taylor Swift and Maisie Peters level songwriting, but emo and rock based

Lily and Marlene are solo singers and sometimes they'll collab with the Slytherins. Lily, Marlene, and Dorcas have an album together and are the ultimate girl group - think boygenius vibes

Just imagine all of them starting this as a way to escape their parents and then making it so big they never have to go back home!! and then Sirius finds Regulus because of his fame and just shows up at one of his shows and the two reconnect because of music!!!

Think of James Potter, goofy golden retriever influencer, who is absolutely head over heels for Regulus and the whole world knows and teases him about it (in his defense, it started as a joke about how Regulus was exactly his type). Imagine their first meeting where Regulus doesn't even know James's name but he loves the way he smiles but the whole world is watching so Reg won't do a thing. Imagine the shipping all their fans do and absolute vindication when they finally get together and break the internet

#do i write it?#band name ideas?#where does remus go?#slytherin skittles #marauders fanfiction #regulus arcturus black #james potter #sirius black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #jegulus #band au #influencer james potter

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cillianhead · 4 months

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Thank You

guys i know this is all really cheesy but i genuinely do want to say thank you for being so patient with me, i know i've barely been posted any fics lately and i have been working for so long to get this part three done and i'm sort of reaching the end of it so it'll definitely be out by the end of the week (if all goes well)!

i love you guys and i love writing and posting fics for you guys, hearing your responses and comments literally makes my week and i remember everything single one of them and smile

and also thank you to all the cool friends i've made on here i appreciate y'all :) (many of whom are also other very talented writers!!)

i have just been going through some stuff lately and also dealing with writer's block is so UGHHH

but also continuously loving and being obsessed with cillian murphy

he is a light in this dark world for many and god i love the films and tv shows he's been in and i love him as a person too

i know how fan fiction is an outlet and a release for a lot of people and a way to forget the chaotic world outside

i just love you all and i am so appreciative of you guys!!

1,000 followers!! I remember when I hit 100 followers and thought WOW I HAVE A 100 TUMBLR FOLLOWERS AHHHH but now it's like... woah... it's not all about numbers lol and i know 1k isn't like the largest following ever but it's pretty significant!!

i also will always remember when i would look up to certain writers on here (still do) and when they'd follow me i'd screenshot it. i think it was when @mrkdvidal1989 followed me that i was like WHAT

(just an example of many different ppl (also @darlingsfandom))

it was cartoonish the way it felt and i don't know, tumblr has been a really safe space for me to be honest and i'm glad that it is.

anyway rant over i just want to reiterate THAT I AM SO FULL OF LOVE, I AM AN OVERFLOWING POOL OF EMOTIONS AND LOVE IS SOARING FROM MY SOUL AND INTO YOU GUYS

I'm always here for anyone who ever wants to talk :) whether it just be wanting to have a goofy chat or a deep serious conversation, I know I do a lot of rambling but I much prefer listening than talking about myself so don't feel afraid to message me! if you ever feel alone, YOU'RE NOT.... I'M HERE, I PROMISE YOU.

You are so loved and appreciated.

Sincerely, Scarlet <3

#cillian murphy

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crimmson-sight · 11 months

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SPOT FROM THE NEW SPIDERVERSE MOVIE OMG

he's one of the bad guys I remember the most from the 90s spiderman show and I LOOOVE what they did with him in the movie. Spoilers below I guess

Did you see how at the beginning we can faintly see sketch lines in his character design as if he was still incomplete or under development??? and then as the movie goes on and he acquires more power and more confidence the sketch lines disappear, his black spots start to grow until his entire body is basically black and we're shown through A SICK ASS DISTORTED ANIMATED SEQUENCE how big of a threat he's become????? THAT'S MY SHIT RIGHT THERE UGHHH THAT'S CINEMAA

And i loooved his personality he was so fucking funny at first. He's the real silly goofy to psychotic beyond repair pipeline like yes go off king, let your darkest desires consume you and swallow you whole. Be a menace about it yess

Also I think he's meant to reflect the central message of the movie which is "do things your own way, don't let others tell you what you are or what you're not" but in the worst way cuz like everyone was insisting on how he's just a silly villain of the week and literally nobody pays attention to him like no one cares (which was extremely funny to me) but then the man says "wait? I think I'm capable of more actually let me try a little something" and now he's a legitimate threat to the multiverse. That's right king! make it everyone's problem. I can't wait to see what they'll do with him in the next movie

anyways I love villains, to no one's surprise. Go watch across the spiderverse now. it's insanely good!!

#across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #spiderverse #the spot #idk if I'm getting to exited about him cuz he didn't even had that much screentime this time around....#but whatever I genuinely hope they make him a big big problem next movie I WANT TO SEE THAT

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maehemthemisfit · 2 years

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all i can think about is cutting my finger on one of those goofy ass books and accidentally summoning a kazutora demon.

so like, could u do a scenario for demon kazutora hcs?

Thinking of DEMON KAZUTORA who wants to stay in the overworld bc his world sucks so when you accidentally summon him, he knows you don't know anything about demons, so he's using that to his advantage

DEMON KAZUTORA who doesn't tell you how to send him back so he gets to chill and bother you all day, poking at anything interesting you have and asking you a dozen questions about humans and your interests

DEMON KAZUTORA who can turn into a cat to hide his demon form. He's a bengal breed which basically is a cat that looks like a tiger.

DEMON KAZUTORA who begs you to take him outside so he can see the city, so he clings to the inside of your hoodie, poking his head from your collar to see the world, his fur tickling your chin in the process as he looks around with big curious cat eyes, marveling at any and everything he sees.

DEMON KAZUTORA who never gets summoned, so everything is a new experience for him, so ofc he's overjoyed over the simplest things :(

DEMON KAZUTORA who tastes human food and sweets for the first time and literally cries, hot tears rolling down his face as he clenches his chest, the thought of tasting something so good making his heartache since "He doesn't have this back at home..."

DEMON KAZUTORA who tries desperately to make a contract with you so he wouldn't be forced to leave once his time is up

DEMON KAZUTORA who grows attached to you and your antics so he's helping you around the house. The way his eyes are trained on yours whenever you explain something to him is adorable. He's so focused, eager to make you happy that he did something right.

DEMON KAZUTORA who whines anytime you leave without him, already in kitten form with his teeth holding on for dear life onto the pants you're wearing, attempting to pull you away from the door. He sulks around the house when you do eventually leave, but as soon as he catches a whiff of your scent or hear the sound of your keys, he's already ready to greet you at the door, tail wagging excitedly as he patiently waits, ready to tell you how much he missed you and how bored he was.

DEMON KAZUTORA who's favorite thing to do is watch movies and shows with you. He gets a lot of information from them, but the best part is he gets to cuddle with you

DEMON KAZUTORA who loves when you rub his horns, wings, or his little heart shaped demon tail. You also point out his little fangs which always makes his face heat up. he secretly wants to bite you

You aint hear that from me 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

I swear his tail gives away his emotions. It comically points straight up whenever he's surprised or flustered and curls around himself when he's shy/nervous.

DEMON KAZUTORA who's heart jumps anytime you try to get him so go back where he came from. Screaming words like "Begone demon! depart! goodbye! cut loose! May the power of Christ compel you!" scared when you actually get close to saying the words that would send him back.

DEMON KAZUTORA who sneaks in your bed in cat form, and in your sleepy daze you're fine with that. Then you wake up to his arms wrapped tightly around you, back pressed to his chest, face snug against your neck as his soft breath tickles your skin. UGHHH I NEED THISS PLSSS SHJERHS

DEMON KAZUTORA who sometimes doesn't understand boundaries especially when you're upset with him, so you have to slam the door in his face. He knows he could easily get in if he wanted to, but instead he uses his cat form, tiny paws clawing from under the door, begging to be let in along with many meows and apologies that you eventually cave into 🥺

He's a clingy demon, and god forbid another gets close to you. He'll wrap his arms tightly around you and glare daggers to whoever it is.

DEMON KAZUTORA though he isn't a popular demon, he isn't weak either. So he'll fight a mf if he needed to. He's protective, but not overbearing. He'll be grumpy if you bring another guy home, but he won't bother you, just stare menacingly at the guy in his cat form like >:( and it freaks the fuck out of your guest.

"Uh, your cat is just... he's just staring at me."

"Oh, h-he does that to everyone. Heh... don't mind him." 😐

"Yeah... well i'mma go."

"DAMMIT DEMON!"

slick mf 😒 lucky he cute.

DEMON KAZUTORA who just loves touch and physical affection. Giving and receiving. Back hugs, pecks, head pats, boop his nose and he'll melt. Whatever touch you give him he'll gladly take it.

He also finds ANY REASON to touch you. Having trouble reaching something in a high place? Don't worry, he'll place his hands on your waist and lift you. This throws you tf off an then you get all flustered as he chuckles. He knew he coulda just flew up and got it for you, but this is so much better.

HIS WINGS ARE SENSITIVE BTW.

Touch them, tease them 😈 He's very vocal that way

I HC most demons are cold to the touch, so DEMON KAZUTORA is addicted to your warmth. No matter what the weather is he'll always be ice cold which comes in handy on very hot days and he loves it because you'll cuddle up to him more.

IN CONCLUSION. DEMON KAZUTORA is probably the best demon to be stuck with compared to others. It's his goal to protect you, even if you want him there or not. 10/10 demon buddy

Who should I write next? 😏

A/N: This may or may not be a series

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elusive-writer · 1 year

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Hello!!

I was wondering if you could write some head canons or a one shot about a non-binary reader x Kakyoin who always dances to the music on the radio? Its one of my favorite things to do when I’m playing 70’s-80’s music and I go unnecessarily hard lmao, if possible could you add the other crusaders but platonically?? Like maybe they are all in the car driving and then a song the reader likes comes on the radio and then they just start hitting the boogie in the passenger seat? I apologize if its kinda weirdly specific lol

Ah!! Hi there!

This is the first request I’ve gotten so I was super pumped to write this! And please don’t apologise! The more detail the better, gives me a better idea of what to write 🥰

This is my first time writing for a non-binary reader so I hope I did ok! Any and all feedback is majorly appreciated.

And since I couldn’t decide between head canons and a one shot, you get both lol

(I was also listening to a favourite 80s song of mine while writing this, so I hope it’s ok that it makes a little cameo in the one shot 😅)

I had a lot of fun writing this, so I hope you enjoy!

𝘒𝘢𝘬𝘺𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘹 𝘕𝘉! 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰

(feat. the other crusaders)

Word Count : 1.3k

Head Canons :

Kakyoin absolutely LOVES when your favourite tunes come on, almost as much as you do.

Because it means he gets to see you boogie to your heart’s content.

You might think it’s because he finds it funny, but it’s far from it.

Every time you dance to the radio he’s just mesmerised, he loves the energy you give into every move.

Since Kakyoin was quite reserved as a child, he never had moments where he could just jam out with someone.

So when you gesture for him to join you, he knows he’d be a fool not to.

The other crusaders see the goofy smile on his face every time the two of you dance together.

So they subtly (not so subtly) ensure that you guys just so happen to be partnered up when you stay in hotels.

They come to regret this when your dancing sessions carry late into the night.

Every now and then Jotaro will get sick of it so you’ll hear a muffled “Shut up!” from the next room.

You and Kakyoin giggle quietly as you turn down the radio.

They don’t mind too much though, the nature of this journey is bleak at times so the liveliness you and Kakyoin bring is a welcome breath of fresh air.

Polnareff and Joseph even join you two for a chance to boogie occasionally.

One Shot :

Mr Joestar’s snoring is the only sound that fills the air as you drive along the deserted road. You get an earful of it since you’re sitting in the middle of him and Polnareff, with the latter driving.

You wanted to sit next to Kakyoin but this seating arrangement was the only way all 6 of you would be able to fit in the car. He sat directly behind you, between Jotaro and Avdol.

You’ve been driving for hours with no breaks, there’s not much to do in the car so you start to grow restless.

[YOU] - “Ughhh, I’m so bored!!”

You groan as you plonk your head on the dashboard.

[POLNAREFF] - “Hey hey watch it!”

Polnareff yanks you back into an upright position.

[POLNAREFF] - “You’re gonna give yourself a concussion.”

[YOU] - “Maybe that would be a blessing in disguise. It’d be more interesting than this.”

You rotate in your seat, leaning on your knees to look into the back seat. Jotaro is leaning back with his hat over his face and Avdol is just looking out the window. You look at Kakyoin and he has his eyes closed, he must be sleeping as well. He looks so peaceful, and although you wanna let him rest… you also really wanna talk to him.

[YOU] - “C’mon…”

You wave your hands in front of you like you're trying to cast some kinda voodoo spell.

[YOU] - “Wake up.”

And to no one’s surprise your incantation fails. You sigh.

[AVDOL] - “Why don’t you try the radio?”

You turn your attention towards the fortune teller.

[AVDOL] - “Maybe we can get a signal out here.”

You immediately perk up at the idea and nod. Turning back around you start fiddling with controls. There’s only static but you don't stop trying. You’re about to throw in the towel but then you hear the radio crackle to life.

♪ ♪ ♫ ♪

Your face lights up when you recognise the melody.

[YOU] - “No fucking way!”

[JOTARO] - “Good grief could you be any louder?”

You turn your head and Jotaro is now sitting up, you shoot him an apologetic smile.

[KAKYOIN] - “Can you blame them? This one is one of their favourites.”

♪ Shake it up is all that we know ♪

You immediately spin back around onto your knees and meet Kakyoin’s gaze.

[YOU] - “Hey you’re awake!”

[KAKYOIN] - “I’ve actually been awake for a while.”

♪ Using the bodies up as we go ♪

You start moving your shoulders to the rhythm.

[JOTARO] - “Good grief here we go again.”

♪ I’m waking up to fantasy ♪

Kakyoin laughs when you start using an imaginary microphone to mouth the lyrics. You hold a hand out to him, still getting your groove on.

[YOU] - “C’mon I know you wanna join me.”

♪ Broken ice still melts in the sun ♪

How can he refuse when you’re looking at him like that? Kakyoin grabs your hand and proceeds to go HAM with you. It’s like y’all are at your own personal concert. Your fingers are intertwined as you both seemingly escape into the music.

[JOTARO] - “Great, now there’s two of them.”

Avdol chuckles at the display in front of them.

[AVDOL] - “This is good, a little spirit is never a bad thing-”

[YOU] - “YOU’RE OUT OF TOUCH.”

You hold the ‘microphone’ to Kakyoin.

[KAKYOIN] - “I’M OUT OF TIME.”

[YOU + KAKYOIN] - “BUT I’M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU’RE NOT AROUND!”

Jotaro just shakes his head while Avdol’s laughter fills the space in between you and Kakyoin’s singing (screaming)

It goes on like this for a while, the radio cycles through the songs, and you and Kakyoin give an oscar worthy performance to every single one of them. Polnareff turns up the radio so you can really give it your all, Avdol joins in for some of the songs, and you even manage to get a tiny smirk from Jotaro.

It’s cut short when the radio stops while you’re in the middle of a song.

[YOU] - “Hey driver, what happened to the music?”

You hear a bit of fidgeting before he answers.

[POLNAREFF] - “Looks like we lost the signal.”

The disappointment is evident on your faces.

[KAKYOIN] - “You’re kidding.”

[POLNAREFF] - “Nope, unfortunately I’m not.”

You groan and plop your head on the headrest.

[YOU] - “Man…”

Kakyoin feels bad seeing you so downcast. His eyes fall on your hand that he still has in his grasp, thinking of how to improve your mood. And then an idea hits him.

[KAKYOIN] - “Hey Polnareff, you and Mr Joestar got this car second hand yeah?”

Polnareff looks at him through the rearview mirror.

[POLNAREFF] - “Yeah that’s right.”

He squeezes your hand gently to get your attention. You look up at him.

[KAKYOIN] - “Why don’t you check the glove compartment? Maybe the owner left some discs in there.”

Your eyes widen and you shoot up (almost hitting your head on the roof). His heart melts at the sight of your radiant smile.

[YOU] - “Kakyoin you beautiful genius!”

You grab the sides of his face and give him a peck on the lips. Jotaro and Avdol stifle their laughter as Kakyoin proceeds to malfunction when you turn around to search the compartment.

Opening it up there’s a small pile of discs there, you immediately pick them up and examine them.

[YOU] - “Score!”

You hold up one of the discs to show to Kakyoin.

[YOU] - “They have Wham! in here!”

[JOSEPH] - “What did you just say?”

Looking to the side you see that the old man’s awake, he looks a little startled.

[POLNAREFF] - “You’re finally awake Mr Joestar! I'm surprised you didn’t wake up sooner, we had the music pretty loud.”

Kakyoin leans forward in his seat.

[KAKYOIN] - “Are you ok Mr Joestar?”

You hold up the disc to him.

[YOU] - “Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of Wham! before.”

[JOSEPH] - “You can’t be serious.”

[AVDOL] - “I’m pretty sure they are Mr Joestar, Wham! is very popular.”

[JOTARO] - “Good grief old man, is your age catching up with you?”

The haunted look doesn’t leave Mr Joestar’s face as you look over the other discs with Kakyoin.

[KAKYOIN] - “What was that one you were showing me the other day… oh yeah! Do they have AC/DC?”

[YOU] - “Mhm! Oooo, they even have Santana.”

Your eyes light up when they land on a particular CD.

[YOU] - “Oh. My. God! Let’s put on Cars!“

[JOSEPH] - “HERMIT PURPLE!”

The discs are suddenly snatched out of your hands with purple vines and flung out the open window. You gawk at Mr Joestar as your only form of entertainment disappears into the dust. Kakyoin does his best to console you for the remainder of the drive.

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NO, HOBIE!

(AU: Ya'll ever read No, David? That lil fuckin' cholo silver teeth lookin ass brat? I just had a thought 😂)

Miguel shouting at the punker, who's wobbling to the edge of building, "NO, BROWN! I swear to GOD if you jump in that fucking pool of possessed Spider-people, I will kill you myself!" The last thing they needed was this ridiculous punker joining in on the chaos of all of this!

Hobie grinning widely under his mask being very tempted, and hated being told what to do. The gang were in a world where Dr. Oct created a dangerous serum that got Spider-people to do his bidding, and leaking out green salvia with their mouths morphed into Spider mouth. Seems like this Dr. Oct found a way to copy Shathra being similar to her Spider Wasp beings.

Luckily Lyla was working on a cure, while Miguel is trying to keep the gang from changing and stopping the mad-villain. However, Hobie saw the opportunity to fuck shit up as always! Why is it when Miguel always say no, there's always trouble from Spider-punk?

"Is that a threat?" Spider-Punk innocently asked with his goofy Spider-Punk mask beaming at Spider-man 2099.

Peni in her Sp//dr suit letting out a low groan, "Hobie, NO! Come on, this is serious!"

Miguel growling through his teeth. Pavtri had his hands out, "You know, Miguel doesn't mean it. Hobie, come on, my dude!"

"Brown, I am warning you!" The older Spider-man growls in anger.

"Mmm, I'm hearing a yes?" The Spider-Punk stick his long lanky leg out pretending to fall.

"NO, HOBIE! Bad! I'ma tell on Miles!" Peni shouted.

Spider-Punk quickly stood back hearing his Sunflower's name. Then, the massive urge to jump to the pile of infected people with Ace monstrous features got him pump. Those intrusive thoughts winning especially when Miguel commanded, "It's an order, Brown. Get over here, now!"

"Okay. Okay, no need to get your trousers in a mix." Hobie happily walks away at the edge hearing relief sighs, then he quickly turns back to jump down, "PSYCH! You thought!"

They all had their mouth dropped when their punker friend literally got infected all because his intrusive thoughts were in the way!

"HIJO DE SU PUTA MADRE!" Miguel cursing out loud enrage by his fellow Spider-Punk, ruining another mission just to fuck with him. The rest of the Spider-heroes saw their friend already turned into a freaky humanoid Spider causing ruckus.

"ALL FOR ANARCHY! I LOVE IT!" He shouted before he made odd growls.

"Ugh, and we needed him, too." Peni groans.

Pavtri rolled his eyes, "So what do we do now?"

"Hey guys, Miles was able to knock out Dr. Oct! How's your part of the plan going?" Gwen asked as she speaks through the intercom.

Miguel already raging at the side having to curse out in Spanish. Peni and Pavtri stood on top of the building with no luck of achieving their goal, "Yeah, about that..." Peni began.

Gwen let out a low groan, "Don't tell me... Hobie?"

"Yeah." The two sounded so bum about this outcome and exhausted.

"And Miguel?" She asked.

Pavtri answered, "He's uhhh..." Seeing his leader still ranting out loud in anger, "might need a drink later..."

"Oh god!" Gwen growls.

Then Miles' voice appeared, "What? What happened? Did the mission failed?" He had tied up the Dr. Oct variant up with metal bars. Then stood with his friend being confused.

"Guess." She sighs being exhausted.

"What did Hobie do this time?" Miles' voice already sounded drained knowing full well this was his boyfriend's doings. "Gawd, please tell he didn't jump in the infected?"

"He jumped in the infected." They all said with tiredness in their voice a bit annoyed at that.

"UGHHH! Let me go get him!" Miles groans, "Gwen, you have to go over there and help them. I'll be here and bring back Hobie since he's acting like a damn two year old!"

"Okay, be careful. Hobie might be a monster and hurt you." Gwen pointed out then chuckles, "Ha, that sounded stupid when I said that out loud."

"Then, I'll whack the shit out of him for being dumb!" Miles huffs already headed out to search for his man. Gwen went over to the other group to help them out with their goal in breaking in the building to let Lyla have control.

Meanwhile, Miles spotted his boyfriend causing a mess. "NO, HOBIE! PUT THAT DOWN!" He jump behind his boyfriend being a few inches away.

Possessed Hobie made sounds out of his mouth, this was Shathra all over again! Miles crosses his arms, "Hobie, you are in big trouble! Why did you turned into this?"

"Grr... hissssss, SsSSUNFLOWER!" His Spider-Punk happily rushes over to give him a hug knowing a familiar scent and face. His Sunflower being present had brought back his memories and focus on being his Spider-Punk self.

"Bae, you're infected! Stay put." Miles took a step back.

"NNNOOOO, Sunflower! Huuuggg meee!" He follows his boyfriend wanting affection.

Miles was able to lead his boyfriend away from the rest of the infected into the building where Dr. Oct was capture. His Spider-Punk fighting off any infected trying to get close to him, which was a good thing that infection isn't madding the punker.

Hobie snuggle his Sunflower when having the chance, "Sunflower!"

"Hobie, if you bite me, I will give you the Silent treatment." His Sunflower warned him as he types into the computer to have the building where his friends are opened up.

"Nooooooo!" He buries his face into his shoulder wanting cuddles. "Pay attention to me!"

"Okay, guys. I got it." He said through the intercom as his boyfriend became super needy.

"Alright, we're in!" Gwen answered.

After all that, the mission became a success. Lyla was able to make a cure, and had everyone turned back to normal. Miles grab his boyfriend's shirt giving him a full blown lecture, "Next time, you decided to let your intrusive thoughts get in your way, I will personally punish you, Hobie! No means No! I know, damn well you only did it to piss off Miguel."

Hobie stupidly stand with his legs a few inches apart to be on his boyfriend's level, his Spider-Punk mask being so bug eyed. "You're going to punish me, luv? Kinky."

"Oh shut up!" Miles keeping his serious attitude, "Next time, your not gonna be in a mission with me."

"Nooo, luv! Don't be so cruel!" His punker whines, seeing how much he upsetter his boyfriend. "Don't ignore me."

Miles gave him the silent treatment. Gwen slurp her slushie, "So... you think it was worth it?" She looks at Hobie.

Peni and Pavtri chuckles seeing the punker being dragged by holding on Miles' ankles. Good that what's he gets.

#miles morales #hobie brown #punkflower #across the spider verse #spider verse #fanfic #spiderman

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