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littlespoonevan · 1 year
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buck: hey did you see anything when you got shot
eddie, with the image of buck’s blood-spattered face seared into his brain:
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twisted-aces · 1 year
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Will I ever stop making these? probably, but that day hasn't come. Inspo 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
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Suga: my life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like
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Raoul: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.
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targaros · 6 months
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Hey 5 P what'cha think of my cookin!
Very... tasty...
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king-mammon · 21 days
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I'm sorry. We just wanna show you love. There's nothing to be ashamed of
"I hate all of you."
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spectre-shitposts · 2 years
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Shepard: I like hugs. I even hugged a Vorcha once.
Wrex: You've never offered to hug me.
Shepard: ...
Wrex: ...
Shepard: ...do you... want a hug, Wrex?
Wrex: *scoffs* No, but you could have asked.
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gameshow-host-wally · 4 months
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If you could swap you and Homes roles/places, would you?"
"Hmmm... Having control, hunger, and power, being able to just... do so many things with the cost of so many deaths"
"I... uh... no... I guess not"
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manturneddemon · 5 months
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What is your favorite transformation Roy?
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"Oof that's tricky. I've been lllloooottttttt's of things. usually against my will, but if i had to pick one i would just say a straight up dragon. Aside from not having thumbs, 10/10. You would be surprised how many ladies wanna be fucked by a monster double there size.."
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the-6th-harbringer · 6 months
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You want "it" to make decisions, correct?
Yes, and I want it to stop trusting people so easily.
Maybe once it reaches those points, I'll give my hatred a second thought.
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bestengineerinspacez · 8 months
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You've been showering and brushing your hair correct? ?
"Totally. . .!"
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dreamsb0u · 1 year
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hindy:nice tentacles btw- looks pretty cool
"I don't know what you're talking about."
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Do you hate vampires because you all suck? GET IT??? HAHAHA
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"Yes." but I also hate doppelgangers..
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damistrolls · 2 years
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Weasel has brought the sicklings some Soup and Magpies faaaavorite tea.
So you gotta let em in Lupo
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"Fine. But if he gets sick too, I'm not taking care of him. Two is enough."
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Broooo 😯😯😯 daddy issues Wotton????
I don't have "daddy issues". My father may have been an asshole but that doesn't have much to do with how I think now.
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