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snakeredbirdbatkatana · 8 months
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I'm back on my shit BAMF Tim Drake
Tim is a good character if done right here's my Tim.
Loves his brothers to hell and back he doesn't care if they try to murder him each day no one fucks with them.
Sneaking into Red Hoods meets grabbing intel and finding the rat before they could even touch Jason.
At a gala someone wants to insult Damian look who's a broke bitch. Entire companies swallowed by Wayne and Drake industry's because their CEO thought they could touch a hair on baby bats head.
A new superhero tries to make Dick uncomfortable erased no one remembers who that was klarion owed Tim a favor and he knows to come when Tim calls. That's his Robin, his nightwing the man who taught him how to be family what love is.
They are his brothers they can hate him any day of the week that doesn't mean they aren't hoard his gold to protect and cherish. He has no problem lighting the fire and letting it burn if his brothers need it he can get shit done without Bruce ever knowing he's the Robin who lies to Batman who destroyed Ra's network he doesn't care he will give his brother's the ashes without a question.
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vettely · 8 months
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oscar piastri is a rookie. a rookie. let that sink in please.
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wecantalktomorrow · 1 year
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The most hilarious thing about Deathstroke as a character (besides his name like what part of his MK-14 is stroking you be honest) is how inconsistent they make him.
Like at his beginnings, he is like: Ah yes, I am a mercenary, but even I have morals. You lost your kid? No worries, I'll help you find him and keep him safe WITHOUT a contract. Sorry, wintergreen, I can't let any more loved ones die. *Fucking saves the world* *Literal national hero* Oh no, shooting indigenous harmless civilians is wrong. My word is my bond. Knock knock just letting you know that I'm passing by for a job if you happen to be in the mood to stop me. In fact, you can buy your way out of this with an extra dollar. America? Could never betray them, take care, Uncle Sam!
But then he gets some fucking screws loose, and it becomes something like: Yes, killing this group of powered teenagers is the hobby of my life. *Sleeps with one of them* *Kidnaps Damian* *puts virus in Damian's new spine and tries to use it to kill Dick* Of course that I'm willing to give my daughter some harmless cancer. Oh, you fucked up my already fucked up father-daughter relationship? *Fucking nukes your city while riding on the goddamned bomb * I'm sure that joining this syndicate of powerful aristocrats who are looking to take over the world comes with some good ass benefits.
It's hysterical, that's why I love him
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priapussdick · 8 months
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okay okay
boston is a shitty friend. he is a horrible person blah blah blah
but this bitch is hilarious i am sorry😭😭💀💀
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"Loki why are you being so weird?"
He's going through some tough shit sylvie T-T
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Wait what! I didnt know that harry worked out 3 times a day! Thats crazy! How does he have the time??
Hi dear,
I don't mean exactly 3x a day every day. But some days he does. He goes swimming, he's an avid walker, he goes on runs all the time, he takes pilates classes, goes to the gym, goes golfing, AND does a 2 hour show every other day - on top of working out earlier in the day.
A lot of people aren't aware but a concert is a massive workout. People in the industry equate being a touring musician to being a professional athlete. It's a lot. And he does that AFTER going to the gym and for a run. H is truly INSANE.
EDIT: LOOK AT THIS MANIAC RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE HIS LAST MSG NIGHT
H exercising before night 15 at MSG - Sept 21 2022
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Mark my words
In 5 years (maybe longer) when we get the rest of the seasons and see Percy's terrifying strength (I'm a sucker for a good power harnessing arc) I'll have the perfect Percy epic battle scene montage to lay this to
it just seems fitting after we got "What is Love"
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egoisticore · 1 month
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my friend has a girlfriend. who wants him to bark for her. AND HE WON'T???? HE DOESNT???? ITS ACTUALLY CRAZY. he's literally a ditzy dogboy twink but he won't bark .
i'm dying of thirst watching someone else drown
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lilislegacy · 3 months
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something i feel like we don’t talk about nearly enough is the fact that percy is healed by water.
it’s so normal to us because it’s one of the first abilities we discovered he has. and it makes complete sense. but like… he’s the only demigod with that ability. jason doesn’t get healed by a gust of wind. hazel doesn’t get healed if she touches a diamond. nico doesn’t get healed if a skeleton gives him a hug. annabeth doesn’t get healed if she walks into a library.
like percy could be stabbed in the chest multiple times, he could break every bone in his body, he could be slammed in the head resulting in a crushed skull and hemorrhaging, but get him to some water fast enough and not only is he good as new in no time, but he’s stronger and freshly rejuvenated.
it’s insane when you think about it. no one else can do that. do you know how hard it is to kill percy? even if he’s not near the ocean, he can be healed by rivers and lakes and streams and ponds and all sorts of water sources. water recharges him. it makes him immediately stronger.
that’s a huge reason why i argue percy is the most powerful demigod. yes, he’s shown he has incredible super strength and super speed. yes, he’s a legendary sword fighter - arguably the best one alive. yes, he has control over air, land, and sea. (deadly hurricanes with heavy winds and thunder and lightning, huge volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, etc.) yes, he’s capable of mass destruction. yes he can single handedly cause natural disasters and mass casualties. and yes, he’s capable of controlling people’s bodily fluids, including their blood and saliva. he is terrifying
but even if someone manages to beat him, he dips one toe in some water and he’s immediately healed and even stronger than before. whether the injury is internal and external. he’s healed all on his own. no ambrosia or nectar or external remedies necessary.
guys. percy is insane. he’s way overpowered.
and i love it.
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allagashed · 2 months
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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hanrinz · 9 months
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lol imagine taking care of cat lyney
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drulalovescas · 4 months
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THINGS THAT HAPPENED:
Jensen Ross Ackles made the acting choice to pick up Castiel's trench coat and fold it gently like a flag because he believed that's what Dean would've done.
Jensen Ross Ackles was so pissed about the Destiel conflict and Dean treating Cas so harshly in the so-called divorce arc that he confronted the writer (Bobo) about it. He asked for explanation and toning the conflict down.
Jensen Ross Ackles, when asked about what he was most excited to tackle with his character in the final season of the show, took a time to think about his answer and then WITH ZERO HESITATION said: CAS.
Jensen Ross Ackles called Castiel's goodbye (aka the confession) a pivotal moment for the whole arc of the show.
Jensen Ross Ackles asked a crew member to record the confession ON HIS PHONE because he wanted to have the og, unedited version of the confession.
Jensen Ross Ackles said Dean would've said "I love you too" and then hugged Cas.
Jensen Ross Ackles admitted to the crowd of thousands of fans that Dean's biggest regret was not being able to save Cas.
Jensen Ross Ackles wrote a song about Cas.
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riickgrimes · 5 months
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Oliver + Felix's bathrobe
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jorisjurgen · 5 months
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I feel like these 2 quotes are literally the core of Kim's character. Like yeah he spills the whole thing here.
He's afraid of becoming a joke and he really likes not taking the first step when doing something fun. I'm actually speechless about how open he is about it, in these 2 moments.
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snowheartsz · 4 months
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THE WAY I SCREAMED????
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