OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAD A BRAiN BABY

(please take this with a grain of salt. I'm using my own experiences with visual and auditory hallucinations for this little silly thingy.)

Biscuit Oliva with an adopted child who has visual and auditory hallucinations and how he helps them through it!

First of all, Oliva loves his baby more than life itself. There isn't a single damn thing in this world that he wouldn't do for his sweet little Angel, and that includes things that sometimes make him feel a little bit silly.

So when his sweet baby comes running up to him with tears in their eyes, tugging at his pant leg while trying to climb up into his safe and strong grip, he stops everything he's doing and scoops his precious child up into his arms. He gives them a few gentle little bounces in his arms, pressing his lips against their forehead before quietly asking what's got them so worked up. Still crying, they tell him that there's a mean man in their room and he keeps telling them to do bad things. Oliva instantly switches to kill mode as he puts his child on the ground. It doesn't matter who this man is now, cus he's going to be dead within the next 10 seconds. Oliva goes charging into his kid's room, fists up and ready to murder for the sake of his precious baby, when he freezes.

There's no one in there.

He looks everywhere. Under the bed, in the closet, around the door, everywhere. There's absolutely no sign of anyone having broken in, and his angel knows better than to let anyone come in to his lavish cell without his express permission, plus there aren't that many people out there who are stupid enough to go after Oliva's sweet little angel. With his nerves still frazzled, he walks back out of his baby's room and heads back to where he left them. As soon as they see him, their face lights up and they come running over to him, hugging his massive legs and chattering about how Papa is their hero! The positive attention makes Oliva smile and relax a tiny bit, only for the smile to turn back into a frown as he thinks on what to do. He picks his baby up and holds them in his arms again, giving them a comforting smile as he talks to them about what was going on.

"Angel, Papa went and checked your room. I didn't find anyone in there." His soft heart breaks at the sight of fear filling his kid's eyes again.

"I think it's okay for you to go back to your room, sweetie. I'll stay with you if you want me to." His warm voice brings a bit of comfort to his child, who agrees to go back to their room as long as their Papa is there with them. Oliva's heart always flutters with love and pride whenever his little angel calls him Papa, making his insecurities about his parenting abilities almost disappear instantly every time. As the pair arrive back to the kid's room, Oliva swings open the door, a smile on his face, only for his precious angel to tense up in his arms and start crying all over again. Their eyes are fixed on the far corner of the room as their tiny hands grip onto Oliva's shirt, their entire body shaking as they try to keep quiet. Oliva tries to comfort his baby, rubbing their back softly as he tries to coo calming words to them, but they shush him. After a few tense seconds, his baby finally whispers to him that the mean man in right there in the corner and he's threatening to hurt them if they don't do bad things. Finally, it clicks in Oliva's head. He steels his gaze, staring right into the empty corner as he gently puts his kid back onto the ground. Oliva doesn't care whether this thing is real or not, it fucked with the wrong family today. In a stern and authoritative voice, Oliva demands that the mean man leave his baby's room this instant, causing himself to feel a tad bit silly yelling into an empty corner. But he knows that even if what his baby is seeing isn't real, it feels real to them and Oliva will be damned if he doesn't protect his little angel from everything that scares them, even if what's scaring them is in their mind. He looks to his baby, checking to see if he's doing the right thing, only for them to whisper out that the mean man is refusing to leave. He watches as their expression changes from fear to terror as their eyes dart from the corner, as if the figure is rapidly approaching him! Oliva turns back around, balling his hand up into a fist before delivering a powerful punch to the air. He feels silly, but the results don't lie. He watches as his angel's expression changes from horror to amazement. Looks like Oliva's hit landed. He once again demands that the figure he can't see leave immediately and never return again. He looks on as his baby's eyes follow a trail from the corner, along the wall, and finally out the bedroom door.

Oliva smiles as his little angel finally relaxes, their fear completely dissipating as they make their way back over to Oliva. He picks them up off the ground, hugging them close as he comforts them. At the sight of his completely relaxed and happy child, Oliva knows that he did the right thing, smiling to himself as they begin to talk to him about a drawing they want to make.

Oliva doesn't care how silly he looks, he'll always make sure to protect his baby.

Miguel O'Hara parenting head canons

I randomly thought of this and thought it would be fun as a new young mom myself to make this list. These are just things I pulled from my brain of what I imagine he'd be like as a parent. Reader is his s/o.

TW: minors DNI, slightly suggestive, breeding, child free, infertility, parenting, childbirth

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Pt 2 as well:

-His kids come first over everything. In the universe where he's a single dad to Gabi he definitely takes a longggg time before introducing anyone he's dating to Gabi. He wouldn't introduce them to her unless he's 10000% committed and sees a future with them.

-One of the best ways to crack through his rough exterior or grumpy moods is to ask him about his kids. Especially if you have kids of your own, start talking about them and he'll slowly forget what he's doing and listen/calm down (proof: when Peter brings Mayday to work) and when it comes to talking about his own kids he'll rattle on and on.

-He goes the extra mile on Christmas for Gabi. He's normally cheap/frugal asf but not on Christmas. Gets her a stocking and buys so much stuff it barely fits in the stocking.

-Gabi loves stuffed animals. Her bed is like piled high with squishables and squashmallows. Miguel knows each one's name.

-If you don't want kids/child free or can't, no problem. As long as you love Gabi as much as he does Miguel doesn't have issues. He still loves you & you two still share a lasting love based around love of travel and adventure and he's extremely sensitive to your feelings. (Aka he nearly fought your aunt at Thanksgiving for asking when you two are going to have kids)

-if you have kids already/want kids ooooh he's trying to get you pregnant yesterday. And he absolutely adores your kids as much as his own. He never uses the word "step," when describing his step kids. He's a little intimidating at pick up but he's civil with your ex, mostly for your sake. He loves the family life with you and is on board for whatever fun craft night/family game night/movie night ideas you have. He supports you if you have a career or if you want to stay home with the kids he is behind you 100%.

-He definitely does not have McDonald's money. (We have food at home)

-He believes in the theory of Gentle parenting but has a hard time applying it. (catches himself being kind of hard on the kids but he's determined to break the cycle and be the father he never had, always apologizes to the kids)

-He thinks Disneyland is way overpriced and over hyped but he loves going purely for yours and Gabi's reaction to the magic. He carries Gabi on his shoulders and carries her in his arms when she naps after a long day at Disney when you head back to the hotel.

-He does tea parties/plays dolls with Gabi 1000% but he forgets to stay in character when playing with dolls and Gabi has to remind him to use his girly voice.

-learned how to do hairstyles for Gabi and always braids her hair/does ponytails for her soccer games. He's a bit of a perfectionist at it and has made them late for games in the past because he wants to get it right.

-If you want kids, you want like 2 or 3 max and he goes along with whatever you want because it's your body your choice, but if it was up to him he'd want like 5 or 6.

-He definitely gets a little too carried away at the kid's sports games and got into an argument with the ref at Gabi's soccer game once, but after you had a stern talking to him now he just mutters under his breath after every call.

- He's at every single doctor's appointment and asks the pediatrician way too many questions.

- He loves taking Gabi and the kids trick or treating on Halloween while you stay warm at home with the younger kids/babies. He definitely dresses up in a scary costume and sits on the porch really still like a statue and scares the kids.

- He completely misses the fact that all the moms at soccer practice and school pick up are flirting with him.

-When the kids are sick he's the first one to offer to call off work to stay home. If you don't work then he'll take a sick day to be with you and the kids.

- he's actually a really good cook, but when it comes to packing the kids lunches he's more of a simple man (pb& j or turkey sandwich with carrot sticks, goldfish, and milk) whereas you go all out with the star shaped fruit, cutting the crust off the sandwiches and handwritten notes.

- he's a workaholic but he'll miss work or a meeting for Gabi's choir performances any day.

-overly excited for the science fair at Gabi's school and is involved with her project/signs up to be one of the judges.

-he's at every single parent teacher conference

- He has a no cell phones at dinner rule, and is big on talking with the kids, asking about their day and school.

- if you want kids, he's at all your prenatal appointments and saves all the ultrasound pics and cried when you told him you're pregnant

-he completely passed out on the guest couch for like 5 hours straight in your hospital room after your delivery because he was awake all night with you tending to you and the new baby, helping you to the bathroom with your postpartum undies and changing the baby's diaper

-blood doesn't bother him at all, being the scientist he is he asks the doctor a lot of questions and is comfortable watching the medical procedures while you're in labor.

-he babies you when you're pregnant and occupies the kids so you can rest/won't let you go anywhere by yourself/carry anything heavier than 5 pounds.

-definitely cries at his daughters wedding but complains about the cost of everything through the whole planning process.

-also gets teary at the kids graduation, brings in noisemakers/giant posters even though the principal said not to.

So I recently got into stardew valley again and you'll never believe who I first married

Also here are some doodles of him and his daughter barb (short for Barbara).

Barb is a very energetic and curious girl with a love for the ocean, when it's warm enough outside she will always wear a swimsuit underneath a dress simply because she will attempt to jump in any body of water she deems clean enough to jump in.

She LOVES imitating her dad! The way he walks, the way he sits, the way he eats. It's made shane more determined to clean up his act so his daughter won't imitate anything stupid he does (she once drew on her face with sharpie to mimic her dad's 5 o'clock shadow, Shane spent 3 hours trying to get it off)

When shane has to dress her for the day, he usually let's Barb decide what she wants to wear. She wants to wear her pink fluffy skirt with stripped leggings and a tmnt shirt with another long sleeved shirt underneath? He'll fully support it, as long as it's appropriate for the current weather.

Shane never thought he'd have a kid, but it was pretty clear to everyone that he was the textbook definition of a girldad. tea party? Of course! She wants to give daddy a makeover? Sure thing! Playing house with the dolls? Absolutely!

It's always a long and draining process to get Barb calm enough to do her hair. She's not a big fan of anyone touching it, so shane always has to bribe her with snacks and her favorite TV shows. He's actually pretty good at taking care of her hair (his own hair is greasy and unkempt at the best of times, but that doesn't mean his daughters hair should look like that, too) .

okay have to ask about *your* dad!txt thoughts since you've been in my askbox hehe

-ari

omg my dad!txt thoughts... i have so many but i will try to keep this short (i didn't)

txt as dads~

dad!soobin

╰⪼ has four or five kids, and none of them were planned TT they're all close together in age too, one after another.. soobin just can't keep his hands to himself when it comes to his wifey ><

╰⪼ certified girl dad omg but he'd have both... twin girls then a boy, then another girl, and then another boy hehe and they're all so sweet and shy like him :(

╰⪼ his kids walk all over him!! he just can't say no to them when they whine and pout :( gets them whatever they want and will do whatever they ask him to. tea parties and makeovers? nerf gun battles and dramatic storybook readings? doesn't matter he'll do it cos he loves spending time with his kids :>

╰⪼ he's just such a family man TT he loves his little ever-growing family sm and makes it known every day :(

dad!yeonjun

╰⪼ two kids cos he's a single child and wants his kids to have siblings :3 two girls, both spoiled absolutely rotten! they eat his credit card for lunch omg but he doesn't care, anything to make his baby girls happy ^^ they're such brats tho i know it TT have their daddy wrapped around their little fingers

╰⪼ even more of a girl dad than soobin oml... his daughters are his princesses and he'd move mountains for them if he had to!! literally melts anytime his daughters ask for something, he has to get it cos then they'll cry, and he can't stand to see his babies cry...

╰⪼ such a protective dad :( always holding them close, freaks out any time they fall or get hurt, even if it's just a little scrape. swoops them up in his arms n coddles them >< omg if kids were being mean to them at school or something.. full rampage on the poor teachers

╰⪼ always covered in glitter or has bows in his hair, carries their baby photos in his wallet, always running home as fast as he can every day so he can spend time with his favorite girls ;(

dad!beomgyu

╰⪼ he's such a boy dad nothing can convince me otherwise.. honestly that workman episode just solidified it for me. i think he'd have just one son, his mini me :( literally identical in every way, they even dress similar TT

╰⪼ his son is a little hellion tbh but it's okay cos he's cute.. just so energetic 24/7 and never seems to run out of energy TT somehow beomgyu manages to keep up with him.. i know the house is a mess

╰⪼ gyu has such a deep connection with his dad and i feel like it would be the same for him and his son :( they do absolutely everything together, with his son riding on his shoulders

╰⪼ i think beomgyu would be the least prepared to be a dad but i think he'd be such a good one :( before his son was born i think he would have a lot of anxiety about it :(

dad!taehyun

╰⪼ girl dad taehyun hits different im ngl, but i think he would have both a girl n a boy, two kids like yeonjun. they're both so polite and softspoken like their daddy :( n they both have his big brown boba eyes... crying

╰⪼ his kids would definitely be the most well behaved and respectful TT he would make sure that they behaved themselves and had good manners! they'd have good grades and play soccer and just be so intelligent.. he'd just have the best kids

╰⪼ science experiments and ant farms and bottle rockets :( his kids are so curious and he loves to watch them learn and grow <3 he always helps them too, his favorite way of spending time with them. they climb all over him like he's a jungle gym but he doesn't mind cos he's strong enough to hold them both even when they're older :>

╰⪼ like yeonjun he'd be so protective over his son and daughter, always wary about them getting hurt. he's that helicopter dad at the playground who wont take his eyes off of his kids lol. if anything ever happened to them he'd be absolutely beside himself

dad!hyuka

╰⪼ oh hyuka ;( two boys and a girl, opposite of him and his sisters. he'd be such a good girl dad because he grew up around girls but i think his sons would be such mini mes always following him around.. the huening gene is so strong they would look just like him :( he and his sons would be so protective over their daughter/baby sister too

╰⪼ just loves his kids so much :( he'd be such a good dad i can't even put it into words omg, would dedicate his life to them from the moment they were born. the fact that he was a dad would be the most important part of his identity from then on

╰⪼ i think he'd have kids later than the other boys so he'd be a lot more mature when they come into his life, a lot more prepared for the responsibility. omg that's all he would do is prepare when his wife told him she was pregnant, obsessed with learning as much as he can so he can be the best husband/father he can be

╰⪼ just dad hyuka. literally haunts me every waking moment

Dad Sirius

Baby: definitely would let baby fall just for them to teach how does it feels like. Like baby would be waddling around the table and he would carefully eyeing on them, letting them fall on their bum and laugh with them or immediately go and soothe them.

I see Sirius as someone who has the kid’s back but secretly. School bullying? “Oh come here, shh, it’s okay, it’s gonna be okay.” and then heck those who bully his baby? Does baby know about it? No.

Also coming back to the first one: learning baby on skateboard with uncle James. They got the baby in helmet and all of those stuff. Which is pleasing the mum but I bet that Sirius and James didn’t tell her that the baby is gonna be on ramp-

Sirius dancing with baby on his tiptoes.

Sirius teaching baby how to play on his bass guitar but baby ends up nibbling on the head of it.

I agree with all of this! I just keep imagining mum being out for groceries or something, and the baby is whiny, so Sirius just sits and lets the baby suck on him. Tea parties! All the time where he would invite James and Harry, and they pretend to gossip on mum and Lily only for both babies to run and tell the two everything they said. Sirius would definitely buy his child onesie's representing the marauders' animagus forms. Mum's make-up would totally be ruined every birthday party, I'd always imagine having at least one daughter; she'd wear a princess dress and a tiara but also her dad's leather jacket sunglasses. And a son who is as much as Sirius as possible who wants to be just as cool as his dad. They probably draw maps of the house and set up scavenger hunts around the backyard. And mum taking a picture of them when they attempt to bake for a school gathering. And he'd help her draw out her 'prank' plans to make sure they're not dangerous and she doesn't get caught (like the one time they switched out the salt and sugar in the kitchen or when he helped prank her teacher by smearing glue over her desk)

I have been absolutely loving your Brock Samson headcanons! Do you have anymore dad Brock (especially girl dad Brock) HCs? Because you’re absolutely right, we need more dad Brock

ThankYouThankYouThankYou- I'm So Glad Someone Agrees! I Could Talk About This Forever Omg. He's Practically Dripping With Dad Energy.

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✦ He has a total soft spot for his child(ren). There's nothing he wouldn't do for them. ✦ I think we can all accept the fact that he'll try to keep his O.S.I work to himself. He'd be ridden with anxiety, running different scenarios through his head and how it could all be prevented. But then again, he can't run away from it either. If they found out about his job, he'll tell them everything. After that, he's making sure they stay safe. Overprotecting them would be an understatement. ✦ If he's a girl dad: ▸ He's playing dress-up with her and attending each and every tea party there is. ▸ Makeup and nails? Um, yeah. He acts like he doesn't enjoy it, wearing his iconic scowl when she applies lipstick. ▸ He'd learn how to do different hairstyles. There are trials and tribulations with this, but he'll always pull through, and his daughter would have the BEST look ever. ✦ If he's a boy dad: ▸ He'll teach them to play catch, with a baseball of course. He tries to stay away from football ever since the incident back in his college years. But if his child preferred it, he'd overcome this and play with him. ▸ Cheers him on if he joins some sort of sports. He'd be the loudest in the stands. ▸ Catches him imitating his old man. Brock's had a few shirts missing, only to find his son dressing up and acting like him. ✦ Either way: ▸ He'll play fight with them. A little roughhousing here and there won't hurt. He knows his own strength and when to reel it in. ▸ Pillow forts! He'd help them build some big and tall ones because, well, he's gotta fit in there too. ▸ I can see him teaching them about his favorite bands. "Gotta start them young," he says. ▸ He'd give a lot of piggy back rides, and shoulder rides. Any time they hold their arms up, he'd pick them up. ▸ He definitely teaches them some sort of self-defense. It's sad that he even has to think about doing this, but the world is cold and cruel. He'd be devastated if something were to happen. Better safe than sorry. ✦ Any photos taken of him and his kid(s) will be used as blackmail from his partner. ✦ And as his kid(s) grow older, they inherit a lot from him. His famous jacket would no longer be his. Led Zeppelin wouldn't be just his favorite band anymore. ✦ It doesn't matter what gender his child ends up being, they'll have him wrapped around their finger. ✦ He'll support them regardless of the path they take. Even if it's to join up with the Guild and live as a villain...

To go with the penny and mischa headcanons could you do some for noel? I love your other ones smmm

Absolutely I can noel is literally my number one fav and he is rotating around my brain at all times like a microwave

- as a kid he ABSOLUTELY wore his mother's high heels/fancy dresses and had a little tea party on a regular basis with all his stuffed animals bc DUH. He would force his mom to participate but she loved it

- she would paint his nails as often as he asked her to and in whatever color he picked. She'd have a giant collection of colors/glitter/etc and some of his earliest/favorite memories would be of him sitting on her bed getting his nails done and watching reality tv or a devastating french film he's DEFINITELY too young to be seeing

- he is also a giant theater kid and is only in the choir because he was banned from being in the school's plays after the waiting for godot incident

- everyone loves "nischa where Mischa is oblivious to Noel's flirting" but in my heart and soul it's the other way around

- bro is clueless fr Mischa could literally walk up to him and say "I am in love with you noel gruber and I want to marry you" and he'd be like ha imagine. Obviously you'd never mean that though

- was definitely given makeup from his mother for a birthday or something and it's all subtle enough that he can wear it places without people REALLY noticing but he knows it's there (it's like, clear mascara and tinted chapstick but he definitely cried when he opened it)

- side note he definitely has one of the nicest moms out of everyone in the choir??? People hc that she's an alcoholic for some reason and it's like. Nah she's his number one biggest fan fr !!!! We would know if she was 💀

- she doesn't KNOW about Monique per se but she's definitely seen the outfit in his laundry and just never brought it up

- because I know for a fact he's had it in his closet for YEARS and wore it for funsies when he knew nobody was home. Definitely has the entire choreography of cell block tango PERFECTED

- even before he worked at taco bell he high key hated it and that was just amplified with all the shit he had to deal with at that job

- everyone else in the choir literally loves it and it annoys him to no end

- half of his texts with ocean are "hello!! How is my favorite member of the choir today 😄😄" "what do you want ocean" "Baja blast please" "okay."

- he loves ocean like a sibling your honor. They're literally mlm wlw hostility but in a best friends way

- ESPECIALLY AS KIDS when they were kids they were just best friends it was him ocean and constance. But then she beat him at duck duck goose and their relationship was never the same (this is canon to me)

- my favorite thing is making them all best friends with Constance even before the accident because of course they were

- she was the nicest girl in town!! I know her yearbook was signed with a bunch of meaningless "I never met you but you seemed nice" crap

- but my personal theory is that noel, ocean and constance were a lil trio in elementary school and then ocean and noel became mortal enemies (/hj) so they grew apart

- and that's why they're allowed to bully each other relentlessly bc they're basically siblings at this point

- titanic was one of his fav movies before he discovered french new wave cinema but he didn't cry much when he watched it (and if he did, it's because he was wishing a stranger he met on a cruise in the 20s would die for him the way jack did for rose)

[I don't know why I have titanic headcanons for basically every member of the choir I don't even like it THAT much???]

- also he insists there was no room for Jack on the door (he's right)

- he has a black cat named Lola. There isn't much to this hc but I just think it's objectively true.

- On the rare occasion the choir would hang out before the accident and the rarer occasion it was at Noel's house, Ricky would ignore everyone completely and make a beeline to the cat

- the first time Ricky came over he said "you have a cat, don't you?" And noel just kinda looked at him like ???? Before eventually saying "yes... But how did you know that?"

- he loves rain and thunderstorms from the comfort of his home but will literally not be caught DEAD stepping foot outside in it without an umbrella + rain boots + jacket because he doesn't want his clothes to get wet. And he's real for this

- speaking of noel and being dead (I am a god of segues), before he left for school the day of the accident he said these exact words to his mom: "farewell mother. I'm off to die in a tragic accident, don't wait up for me, for I will not return to you in this lifetime"

- this would have been a common way for him to say goodbye to her, and she would always roll her eyes and say "oh how will I go on without you! Surely the grief would be too much for me to bear! I shall stay up at night, clutching an article of your clothing as a single limpid tear rolls down my cheek" And then laugh and tell him to be safe

- and then he actually dies in a tragic accident

- oops #rip

- I don't know why, but imagining Noel's mother after the accident always made me so much sadder than the rest of the choir 😭 I just imagine that they were super duper close for basically his whole life

- also, despite yearning for this whole tragic life I feel like he's super squeamish?? He cannot stand the sight of blood or vomit

- maybe in his fantasy part of that is he can actually handle the things that end up happening in the movies he likes

- also I refuse to believe that their favorite rides aren't somewhat related to something that happened the day of the fair itself

- what I'm saying is basically he rode the ferris wheel with Mischa and almost lost his god damn mind

- it would have been so romantic if he knew his crush was probably mutual

- and finally. Nischa holding onto each other for dear life when things started going wrong and having to be pulled apart post mortem

Thank you for your time this is literally so long and I could come up with so many more

I've been brainrotting about the fankids and how the guys would be like as dads for the past few days fjebddb

Sanji would be such a good father! I think at first he'd be hesitant to have kids of his own because he doesn't want to risk them getting any of the manipulated Vinsmoke genes. Insisting that all their kids could just be Unaek and Luffy's. But he does come around to the idea and let me tell, this man will cry the day his first daughter is born. He'll cry every time they have a kid! But the very first time, he'll just be a complete mess!

And from then on he'll be the most dotting father! He'll cut the crusts off of sandwiches (feeding the crust to Luffy to not waste them ofc). He'll braid their hair. Set up little tea parties. Let the girls do his hair and paint his nails no matter how messy.

Meanwhile, Luffy will be more rough and tumble with the kids. He'll take them outside to play in mud. They'll make a fort together somewhere in a tree. He'll show them all the best places to find cool bugs, and much to Sanji's displeasure, bring them back home to show off

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS!!!

As far as birth order, I feel like they'd have Delphi or Ace first. But I kinda like older sister vibes so I would say

Delphi

Ace

Liatris

Rosie

They didn't mean to alternate between the guys but it just kinda worked out that way

Sanji would be an absolute mess through the birth but he'd be really sweet to Unaek whenever she was pregnant and he would talk to her belly a lot. And the first time she delivers the baby, he's practically panicking more than her, and LUFFY of all people is the calm one. Sanji almost passed out. But when he comes to and gets to hold baby Delphi, he just WEEPS.

Sometimes on dark nights he wuestions of he'd be a good father, like he's afraid he's going to snap and abuse them or something but Unaek tells him that's silly. She knows he'd never do that. She hugs him and promises she would never let him go down that path.

Sanji is definitely the type who would show up to work or visiting with the Sunny crew with bright pink and blue eyeshadow and his hair in pigtail tufts because his kids wanted to "dress him up" for work and make him pretty and he wears it with pride 😭😭

omg Sayu i feel like Artem is strictly a girl dad while Luke is most definitely a boy dad….but what about Marius and Vyn!

GRAY you're feeding into my baby fever rn !!

YES artem is such a girl dad :,) loves dressing her up in cozy sweaters and giving her all the love and attention in the world. he buys her so many toys because he wants her to have a fun childhood :( one where her parents are around to play with her and make good memories :( when she's no longer breastfeeding, artem offers to cook whatever she wants — heart shaped pancakes, waffles with chocolate chips, fancy cut fruit. her lunches are also personalized and decorated. lil characters in her bento box and sweet letters from her dad :((((

LUKE AS A BOY DAD oh my gosh. yeah. he spends his nights reading to his son before bed and showing him different planets, dinosaurs, plants, etc. when his son gets a bit older, him and luke probably start playing those investigation board games together, and his son starts to fall in love with detective work, too :( i can see them playing video games, too. luke lets him win every time so he can see that toothy smile on his face :(( i think having a family is all luke dreams of. he didn't have his parents around growing up, so now he wants his home to be full of love and warmth and fun.

i can see marius as a boy and girl dad! imagine an older daughter and younger son. his daughter is more quiet and artistic while his son craves adventure, jumping from couch to couch. but also, he teaches his son how to be the most caring and sweet brother. marius would spend so much time with both his kids. maybe he'd take them to work and let them sit at his desk (they love the spinny chairs and take turns rolling each other around the office). he's such a loving father :( he'd genuinely do anything for his babies and just wants them to do what they love. he'd support their passions, whether it be art, sports, science, whatever!

i think vyn would be a girl dad :( her favorite thing to do with her dad is have tea parties. she wraps her boas around him and puts silly hats on him, and he doesn't mind one bit. he likes seeing her sip on the tea he made her and even allows her to step onto a stool in the kitchen to see the color of the tea darken as the tea bag steeps. he's the type of dad who is so affectionate with his kids despite his cold appearance. he kisses his daughter's cheeks every morning before dropping her off to school and reminds her to be nice to the other kids. i think he'd also find being a dad as something emotional — the bond he forms with her is unbreakable.

Ah! Congrats on 1k! I'm so happy for you! Here's to many more! 💙

I'd like a matchup, but if you get too overwhelmed, scrap mine and do a different one, I promise I'll be okay 😂

Pronouns are she/her, mbti INTJ and Zodiac is Libra.

Personality : I like to joke that the only personality I have left is "tired" 😂 But other things about me are, I'm a little wary of new people, but once you're in I'm ridiculously loyal (like a cat). I take care of everyone before myself. Think mom friend. I'm kind of a nerd....(don't look at my blog it'll out me as a huge nerd, just trust me) . My only hobbies right now are writing and video games, but I have a "secret" past as a reader, and a theatre kid. I have been described as "the darkest lightest person I've ever met" "if you were a puppy at a shelter, I'd adopt you" and "you got that fae vibe, like if I give you my name or say the wrong thing, you'll own my soul." I can't make decisions and have memory issues. I like dragons too much, and I hope to one day afford to dress like a well educated pirate, who still pillages the village, but waxes on about the state of humanity as she drinks chamomile tea. A pirate witchy dark princess vibe, you know?(idk if that helps 😂)

What I need in a partner/don't need:

I am heavily introverted and socially anxious...but I only make friends when an extrovert just adopts me. So I probably need an extrovert, or an assertive introvert.

Imy love language (receiving) is quality time and words of affirmation, and (giving) gift giving and words of affirmation.

I have lots of texture issues, so maybe someone who's not super touchy. They can be a little touchy, though, since this is fictional.

Someone not to loud too. I get panic attacks when startled, and cry around loud noises sometimes. (Oh my God, I'm literally a rabbit 😭)

Silly things about me for if you are having writers block: I'm 5'3 1/4", I have been told I have the worst handwriting in the world, I am known for tripping over nothing, I don't sit still for long, I get distracted by shiny things and cats, I hate to be warm, and love the cold, my friend and I write modern comedy adaptations of Shakespeare, and other literature.

Hope this is enough. Again, congratulations!!!!!!!!!!

thank you so much!! 🥺💖💞 i hope you like your matchup <3

the character that i think would be a good partner for you is..

malleus draconia!

now, this one might seem obvious or predictable because of your pfp but!! i really do think you and malleus would be a cute couple!!

i'll explain why i chose him:

okay, yeah, malleus would definitely appreciate having a loyal partner. your kindness is one of the many reasons why he loves you, but he'd want you to take care of yourself too though :( and don't worry about being a nerd!! he's a nerd too!! have you seen how his eyes light up whenever gargoyles are mentioned?? and he would love to know more about your interests, he doesn't think they're "boring" or "weird" at all!

oh, this man would want to protect you from everything so bad. he's surely intrigued by that mysterious energy you have, but he still focuses more on that soft and cute puppy vibe. because come on, he's malleus draconia, he's the one with the dark fae energy here HJSHJNDJDJD. and you liking dragons makes him so happy because it means you most likely won't find his dragon form scary! also i find it cute to imagine you two sharing a braincell because i think it's not that easy for malleus to make decisions sometimes, haha. though he would probably wait for you to decide, because he just really wants to agree with you and go "!! you're right!! we're gonna go with this option then :)" so take your time, don't worry, he's very patient when it comes to you at least

i don't think that malleus is that extroverted, but he would probably be a more assertive kind of introvert when you're around. and i think malleus is sort of.. "forced" to be an introvert? considering that he wants to socialize, make friends and attend parties and events, but he doesn't always have the opportunity.. also, he just gets that protective instinct when he sees you, so yeah, you're adopted now. about your texture issues, malleus would make sure to respect your boundaries and even though he would love to hug you/hold your hand/etc, he doesn't want to hurt you, so he will be careful! he can express his love for you in other ways too :) and he's not the loudest kind of person, so you don't have to worry about that either!

*sticks head out of sewer* Vector

Sexuality Headcanon: Vector bounces around for me... Kind of. Sometimes he's one of my two characters I say *thinks* he's straight (he'll say very Not Straight things and Espio and Charmy will stare at him for a while like "Bruh how do you NOT KNOW???"), and sometimes I think he's pan. Depends on my mood.

Gender Headcanon: He's a man, but in a very comfortable with his masculinity way. He's unbothered by Charmy wanting to play with dolls and if he refuses to put on a dress for the tea party it's because he's definitely not going to fit in the dress you've supplied for him and he doesn't want to tear it. Plus he paints his nails/lets Charmy and Cream paint his nails as a treat, because the pretty colors are fun. That sort of stuff. 🥰🥰🥰

A ship I have with said character: I know you don't ship it, but I like Vectilla personally. I'm a SUCKER for the Parent friends getting together trope!

A BROTP I have with said character: Vector and Espio. Regardless of if Espio's one of Vector's kids too or not, those two have a special friendship and I think they're neat. 😭

A NOTP I have with said character: I can't really think of anything I've legitimately seen. 🤔 I'm pretty easy going when it comes to shipping, unless it's blatantly gross or the vibes just aren't getting me.

A random headcanon: He's a Dad. If you're a stray kid near him you're getting adopted. Sorry, I don't make the rules, you're his kid now. Also I bumped his canon age up to 30 in my mind. The idea of me being 6, soon to be 7 years older than that absolute UNIT of a Dad is upsetting to me. 😂 Stay tuned to see when I get to 30 if I bump him up again to 40 or if I just accept the forward marching of time finally. 😂

General Opinion over said character: LOVE HIM. Wish he'd adopt ME. 😭

For Mori🐈 : 3, 5, 12, 22

For Amir💎 : 7, 13, E

Mori 🐈:

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?) He stays up until he passes out. Lowkey, this man cannot sit still or he'll go insane so he basically needs to be doing something until sleep takes over. He hates trying to wind down lol

How easy is it to earn their mistrust? Mori is rarely vulnerable with people and because he keeps people at a slight distance he doesn't have a hard time putting faith in people not to hurt him. Its hard to earn his mistrust by accident because he's so comfortable/confident that he's not usually worried about being hurt. HOWEVER he puts a lot of weight on sticking up for people who need it so if he sees you turn the other way when someone obviously needs help or you betray the trust of a friend he's going to regard you with more distance. He also puts a lot of weight on family units (whether you choose them or not) and would be mistrustful of someone who didn't feel any loyalty to help or care for their own given familiar community, provided there wasn't like extenuating circumstances or anything. Some families just suck and he gets that.

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach? Mori is GROTESQUELY FLEXIBLE so there's not a lot of places he can't reach but if there was one he'd grab the first suitable tool and just go to town. Fork, hairbrush, ruler... nothing's safe. How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? Okay so Mori's kinda weird here lol. He gets quite possessive but rarely gets the jealous/pissy side of that. He's a party boy and generally very laid back about who's doing what with who. He'll hang on you in public and broadcast that he spends time- intimate time- with you but also doesn't really care if you also see other people on the side. Mori tattoos occasionally and after a while he will start badgering to give you one. He's a talented artist but also he privately thinks of it as his own little mark and giggles. So. Very possessive but not weird or unhinged about it as long as everyone else knows who you've been hanging around too.

Amir💎 :

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling? Persian style black tea and rose candies, wet clay and plaster, orange oil. The tea sets him off the most often because he continues to stock and drink it. Its a bittersweet nostalgia and there's definitely a kind of masochism in him keeping it around. But grief is weird like that and it can make things hard to let go even if they make you think of loss and happier times that are gone.

Purely negative nostalgia's triggered by boring corporate spaces with scuffed linoleum flooring and huge windows that open to nothing notable. It reminds him of being a kid and being dragged around to his parents' business functions for "Look Family" clout.

What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color? It has to be GOLD! Yes he looks fantastic in gold. Gold with other gemstones and precious minerals, gold with black, purple, red, nudes, anything at all. He loves pairing tons of gold jewelry with different materials and can make it work in any season. He sometimes wears other metals but gold is absolutely his wardrobe staple. Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you? Honestly of all my characters I think I have the least in common with Amir. I am very much a Never Gets Dressed Up kind of person and hate uncomfortable clothing with the passion of a thousand burning suns. I can't walk in heels. However, Amir likes grifting rich people and I think that's funny so there's definitely SOME common ground to make friends on, just don't expect to see us at an event together.

@faiththesinfulslayer

It was Spike's... William's birthday. Anne was fluttering around just as happy as Faith had ever seen her while making the final preparations for the "big day" while William was not yet to be seen.

Faith mostly tried to stay out of her way though her stomach did rumble at the array of smells coming from the kitchen. Still, today was a bittersweet reminder that time was moving forward and Spike was somewhere without her on his birthday. It wasn't like they went all out, at least not compared to Anne, but she still would have done something for him. 

Now she wondered if anyone else in her own time even knew?

"What?" Faith had been caught out lost in thought as Anne was talking to her and William's mother was giving her that look again like she was off her rocker or something and needed to be pitied. If only the old lady knew!

Anne had picked out her dress for today. They always make Faith feel ridiculous, but recently it's more than that. Faith has a sneaking suspicion these dresses belonged to Spike's dead sister, after all money didn't grow on trees and this was a pretty fancy party dress. She was even wearing it right. No alterations. Anne had practically begged her. Faith's hand touched the bare back of her neck, noting a few tendrils had already slipped free and were curling down her nape and past her shoulders. Oh well. Close enough.

Faith was holding a wrapped package in her hand for William, a book. Since she had only been heading out at night, it wasn't like the stores were open, but that wasn't going to stop Faith from getting William something. She had broken into the bookshop and left with what Faith assumes is the 1800's version of a notebook. It was a fancy leather bound book with golden gilding etched around the edges of the front and back covers and binding depicting little leaves swooshing about in a decorative pattern. She figures William can write his poems in it.

His birthday started as it did every year. A nice cup of tea having been slipping onto the small table in his room before he woke that he may sip it and read in bed to prevent him from coming out while his mother was bustling around in preparation. He wasn't a child anymore, there wasn't a surprise in waking up to her fixing delicious food and treats to celebrate but Anne always insisted he wasn't supposed to see them until everything was ready.

She had gotten up early to start, as usual. She always did love cooking and baking for the kids birthdays but ever since it became just the two of them his had become even more of a festive occasion. Of course, it wasn't just the two of them this year it seemed. Faith was still taking up residence in one of the spare rooms. Anne was glad the young lady hadn't offered a hand. While she didn't mind the extra company she would likely be more in the way than helpful. And this was special for her. There was one thing she needed Faith to do for her though: change. While what she was wearing was worlds better than how she was dressed when she first arrived it was definitely not up to standard, especially for today. So she'd pulled out a nice dress for her to wear so that, at least for today, she looked like a proper lady.

The house was filled with delectable scents by the time his mother gave him the okay to join them. William finished the section he was reading and dressed, putting on something a little nicer than his usual. His mother always liked it when he did that. Finally slipping out of his room.

What was surprising this year was walking into the parlour and seeing Faith. He knew she would be there, was looking forward to having her there for this, but...it would be a lie if he tried to claim his heart didn't skip a beat when he saw her. He already thought she was beautiful, the dress she had on now only proving to accentuate that fact. He just stood there, staring at her, before he realized he'd stopped still in the doorway. "Hello," he finally greeted, offering a somewhat nervous smile.

Reader-Princess giving all of her parental-like yanderes grey hair and I'm living for it.

Not just the parental yanderes, she's making all yanderes S T R E S S E D.

She has Knight/childhood bff Izuku warding off all her admirers. He's probably lost count of the times he's had to pull you back inside the window when you tried to sneak out, from the 4th floor. And you've always been so easily distracted. Even as kids, Izuku had to break up and free your wrist from whoever was trying to kidnap you (usually barbarian prince Bakugou or little empress Momo).

Not to mention, reader has uncle Shotou (whose older than her by 5 years only, so they've always been the best of friend). He's seen you grow up, and the bond you two have is unbreakable. Dabi knows that when you're ready to take the throne, he can trust Shotou to be your personal advisor because he knows Shotou will always guide you to the correct path, always have the best interest in store for you. You're always going to Uncle Shotou to complain to him about Dad's whore Keigo, and while Shotou likes to agree with you, he does not like it when you say that you'll run away with Katsuki or Momo just so that you could get away from Keigo.

Poor servant Shigaraki who has zero energy because he's anemic or whatever, is always being dragged around by princess reader. It's not that he doesn't like her, no no, he L O V E S her, but he just wants you stop putting yourself in danger. He just want you to lay in his lap and let him feed you grapes, but you want to wrestle a bear just so that you can bring him home and dress him up for tea parties. Fortunately, Dabi forbid you from doing such thing. But that doesn't mean you won't cause mischief. And you make Tomura your partner in crime too. Just last week you made him help you throw the water he'd used for washing your clothes at a concubine. You feigned innocence, saying that you didn't see her from your window, but you definitely did saw someone walking out of the harem and you only hoped it was Keigo. Unfortunately, it was not. He's tried saying no to you, but everytime he looks at your beautiful, angelic face, a small pout forming on it, he can't help but agree to whatever troublesome shenanigan you're dragging his iron deficient body to.

domestic au Sukuna headcanons

warnings // modern au, domestic au, soft!dilf!Sukuna, implied fem!reader for some, mentions of pregnancy

notes // super long, super messy hcs, sorry lmao. all of these are pretty self indulgent as i technically wrote it based off my self ship. however, it's all in an "x reader" format, sooo yea. don't come at me if you don't agree, again, i said it's self indulgent (i'd love to hear your hcs tho if you have any thoughts :) )

i see Sukuna only having one kid ever, or two max. either one boy and no more, or two girls. honestly, i lean more towards the idea of him being a "girl dad" though. therefore, that's what i'll be elaborating on

his girls would either be twins, if not very close in age. about a year or two. regardless, they'd both be spoiled rotten, even though he claimed he didn't even want kids before they came along

the pregnancy was most likely accidental, but you decide to keep them. he said he didn't want kids, yet seeing you pregnant definitely changed things for him. it was cute seeing you waddle around carrying a product of his creation. perhaps he became a little more smitten than he already was

your little bundles of joy eventually come along, and to physically see them, and hold them, changed something in him. he's never been fond of children, but these were his children, therefore he tolerated them a little more (he loved them, whether he made that obvious or not, because of course he did)

being a first time parent to twins was pretty difficult for the both of you. surprisingly though, Sukuna actually managed to be more helpful than you thought he'd be. he'd take the night shift when it came to feeding them and had quite an opinion when it came to dressing them as well (telling you what was cute or how to style their hair, for example)

he always offered to put them to sleep for their naps. his arms were much bigger than yours, more muscle, y'know? so he wouldn't get tired of holding them, even if he had to cradle them for their entire nap. he'd actually do that often. you'd find him on the bed or the sofa, holding each girl in his arms as he too slept peacefully

when the girls became toddlers, Sukuna was still just as involved. in spite of that though, he'd complain to you about how picky they were, or get annoyed every time they both asked to play. whatever brattiness they had 100% came from him, though he'd never admit how similar they are to their father

when it came to getting them to eat, he was a bit strict, just as you were. meaning neither of you would give them whatever they wanted just because they threw a fit over it. however, more often than not, he'd have you playing bad cop. he'd tell the girls they can't have cookies for dinner, but still give one to each of them before they finished their actual meal, which he usually got in trouble for

the girls would always ask to play with him, to which he'd say he was too busy but always end up doing it anyway. he'd tell you he found it demeaning that they wanted to dress him up, yet more than once, you found him in their room wearing a tiara and sitting in their circle of plushies as a guest to their tea party

the way he acted with them warmed your heart. you never thought you'd see him act this way, and yet he grew attached to them much faster than expected. it took some warming up in the beginning but he quickly took charge when he felt he needed to

Sukuna was very close with them, whether he wanted to admit it or not. you could see how happy he was when he was with them, how tender he had become. he never thought he'd end up here, married with two kids and enjoying it for that matter, yet here he was, enjoying it

Would the Diaboys + Yui want kids and if so how many and their preferred genders?

(This is said in the context of having an s/o and after their character development in later games)

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Shu: Yes he would want kids. Probably two because he wants them to have the good sibling relationship he never had. He wouldn't want more than 2 but if he ended up having more he would love them just as much. After centuries of five younger brothers, he would want at least one girl but both of his kids being girls would probably be his preference.

Reiji: Definitely. He would want 3 kids. Probably 2 boys and 1 girl.

Ayato: Yes. He can't wait to be a dad, he loves how they'd love their dad and he's sure he'll be the best dad ever. Probably 3 kids. He'd definitely want both a boy and a girl but he doesn't have a preference for his 3rd kid's gender.

Kanato: Okay so Kanato does NOT like kids. He finds them noisy and annoying. However, I do think there's a good chance he'd want one of his own but ONLY under very specific circumstances. Only one. After he has one kid he's going to be sure you take every possible measure to ensure you can't get pregnant again. And he wants a girl he can dress up and have tea parties with. He doesn't want a boy. If you end up having twins he'll be fine with twin girls but if you ever give birth to a boy or twin boys, he'll have a hard time dealing with them. If he has a boy/s as his first kid he will demand you get pregnant with a girl and will probably favor the girl. He'll grow to love the boys equally but will spend more time with the girl and will be far more protective of her.

Laito: Yesssss. Absolutely. He wants 3, two girls and one boy.

Subaru: He'd be terrified of being a father but he would want kids. A girl and a boy.

Ruki: Of course. Even if he didn't care about the Adam plan, not having kids with him simply isn't an option he'd allow. A girl and a boy.

Kou: Absolutely but he will be worried about paparazzi. Two girls or maybe a girl and a boy.

Yuma: Beyond a doubt this man wants kids. No less than 3 and at least 1 girl.

Azusa: Yes. Perhaps 1 girl and 1 boy.

Carla: Yes and not just because he needs to carry on the founder blood. A lot of kids, probably 4 or 5 and mixed genders.

Shin: Same as Carla exactly

Kino: Yes. One boy and one girl.

Yui: Yes, absolutely, yes. She would really like a boy but also wants a girl.