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i-cant-sing · 21 hours

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Red Flags about my ocs:

Y/n, being cuddled very aggressively by Theodore: I think your red flag is that you stop me from going to work by cuddling me and telling me that I should just quit because you can take care of me.

Theodore, narrowing his eyes at you as he signs: and I think you're color blind but you don't see me pointing it out.

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Y/n: stalking me, leaving me creepy messages and gifts, buying the bank and the police, and then kidnapping me, then revealing that you are a murdering mafia leader are all VERY RED FLAGS!

Dimitri, sips his vodka:

Y/n:

Dimitri, another sip: I think thats a beige flag.

Y/n, eye twitches: How?

Dimitri, smiles: I'm handsome, I'm rich, and I have a really cute son who you absolutely adore. They kinda neutralise the redness, no?

Y/n: nO-

Dimitri, pulls you into his lap and kisses you deeply, not minding you trying to scratch his face off: it's okay, little bee. You'll learn to love being covered in red in time. It is my favourite colour, after all.

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Y/n: You have no red flags, Eros. You're perfect.

Eros: what? I'm not perfect. Of course, I have some red flags. Like- like what about the time I forgot to kiss you on your birthday morning?🥺

Y/n: that's because you went downstairs to catch the man who was trying to break in!

Eros: hm, what about the time I sold your car?

Y/n: and then bought me my dream car! Eros, stop, okay? The flag has literally never been greener.

Eros, sulking: okay, if you say so, my love.

Y/n: I love you, my green flag.

Eros, perking up and kissing you: more, always.

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Magnus: hey angel, so earlier you mentioned that I may have some red flags? Do you wanna talk about them now?🙂

Y/n, seeing all the cult followers glaring at her and recalling how they promised to pluck your eyes out so that you can't see "red" anymore: ugh- um, y-yeah, I don't know what i was talking about Mag. I don't think I'm feeling well, probably that's why I was talking nonsense.

Magnus, concerned and grabbing your face gently: oh? Not feeling well, are you? It must be because of your hormones just ruining your body. I think another baby in you will balance your hormones out!🥰

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i-cant-sing · 21 hours

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Your pfp caught me off guard

Thank u

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i-cant-sing · 21 hours

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SNOW 4 PRESIDENT!!!!

Girl no

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i-cant-sing · 21 hours

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Just finished watching Coraline and my first thought was automatically Rei Todoroki would slay so hard as the other mother

So many people have said this to me

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i-cant-sing · 21 hours

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Sorry this is very random but I saw salaahudin and just froze I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE THAT NAME😭😭 ITS SO COOL SEEING NAMES FROM MY CULTURE tysm

Hahaha lol no problem🌸

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i-cant-sing · 3 days

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Hope you’re doing well!

Instead of hoping, maybe do something more useful like idk- come pick me up and take me out on a picnic under the stars and let me ramble to u about my fav books while looking at me like I'm made of stars of something

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i-cant-sing · 3 days

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okay so im writing pt 4 of time traveller au and i need a nickname for salauddin, preferrably something teasing. so like go wild, because i really dont wanna use "sal" for him.

think really hard, i mean he lost at chess to reader, he's older than baldwin and reader (for the au, im giving him a 8-10 years age gap), hes muslim, kurdish, sultan of egypt. make use of this info

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i-cant-sing · 3 days

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YANDERE SURGEON DABI X READER PLSSSSSSS

if u scream at me one more mf time-

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i-cant-sing · 3 days

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Well now i gotta right a lady and the tramp fic starring Dabi x reader. And now I gotta tag you in it

many of u promise me a lot, then dont do it. so my expectations are below the bar

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i-cant-sing · 3 days

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Lady & The Tramp? The disney film about two dogs? One from upper society who’s a little naive and one from the sticks who’s more worldly but kinda a player? It was a big hit?

I'm sorry, I didn't grew up on Disney. My mother had me watch nat geo because she thought I'd be smart. And princess Diana biopic because ... Well she loved Diana.

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i-cant-sing · 3 days

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*sighs and opens up drafts*

You don’t understand, I am CRAZY over him-

#he's so vulnerable #look at his eyes #i love him #i think its time for more yandere surgeon dabi

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i-cant-sing · 4 days

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AO3 is actually not illegal, it's protected under the Fair Use Doctrine.

It actually has some really great works and growing communities of some fandoms. Also, the amount of stories uploaded every day is ridiculous, dozens upon dozens of works for a fandom in a day 😭 (and it has great ways to save and organize the stories you like), it's worth checking out.

BUT, people need to be careful, because among those dozens of stories there are some with very worrying content, learning to read the tags (and tagging appropriately in the case of creators) is very important to avoid encountering upsetting or triggering content. Once the tag system is learned (to filter out for example triggering or plain vile topics), it's actually a really good experience.

i think thats what it was- the concerning tags (that and site design). i remember still being very new to fandoms and fanfics and a lot of people raved about ao3 on tumblr, so when i checked it out and searched for bnha fics, the tags- im ngl, they were traumatising. i actually felt like someone was seeing me through my webcams at the tags that i read😭

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i-cant-sing · 4 days

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I get big Lady & the Tramp vibes from Dabi and his girlfriend.

no idea who or what u are talking about

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i-cant-sing · 4 days

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ok first off i love your writing and second whats your favorite type of bear

Teddy bears- lol idk, all i remember are those posts about what u should do if u encounter certain colour of bears. i guess if i had to choose, id go with polar bears. they look so cute and soft

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i-cant-sing · 4 days

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Once you have finished yandere royal gay au, would you mind if i bind it?

Im just so enamoured, i’d love to keep a physical copy!

xoxo

idk.... will u sell it? 👁👁 because i would deserve a huge portion of that money.

the other day i was watching these book binding videos and im like so stumped like- how do u guys figure out thats a hobby u want to pursue? like i get art, cooking, sports, etc. but book binding? I mean to think that u get a book, and are like "mmhmm, this is not a cover that justifies how beautiful this book is. let me change it" and then proceed to rip it out of the spine and then spend a long amount of time making the new covers- bravo, honestly. im very impressed

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i-cant-sing · 4 days

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I heard it was specifically because of a fic involving Wang Yibo/Xiao Zhan

OH WAIT I REMEMBER THAT! THAT WAS WILD OMGGGG LIKE NATIONWIDE CANCELLING A PERSON IS LIKE- ONLY CAN HAPPEN IN CHINA.

poor celebs didnt even do anything wrong and yet they had to leave the media industry forever. honestly, i love chinese lore and celeb drama but shit man.... the government gets involved in banning people involved in scandals

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i-cant-sing · 4 days

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Ao3 was banned in China

Isn't like most of social apps banned there? Or the Internet is heavily monitored when anyone says anything anti government

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