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whoever runs the verified batman account in instagram needs their ass ate cause these are hilarious
#10000 CRIMINALS TERRIFIED IS CRAZY#365 days that would have been better with alfred#NOW WHY DID THEY GAG HIM LIKE THAT#you sent the joker once and for all 9 times 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELPPP#he’s getting out almost every month#what the fuck are you doing bruce#THE GENRES ARE SOOOO 😭#gcpd scanner 😭😭😭😭#amazing#topnotch#no notes#they go to the good omens school of social media marketing#batman#bruce wayne#the joker#tagging this as batjokes because why not#batjokes#dc#kamwashere
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Just finished watching Wendigoon's video about Hisashi Ouchi and had a terrible, awful, no-good DP prompt idea come into my head. Come suffer with me.
So the Fentons constantly threaten to tear ghosts apart "molecule by molecule" right? What if they managed to make an anti-ghost weapon that made good on that threat? One that tore apart ghostly DNA or ectoplasm, and just straight-up turned any ghost hit by it into green goop, melted within seconds like Danny's clones?
So I imagine that at some point after destroying a couple of ghosts with this new weapon, Jack and Maddie finally manage to corner Phantom somehow. Terrified, Danny is left with no choice but to try to explain who and what he is, hoping to all the Ancients that it will be enough to stop them from hurting him.
Unfortunately for him, the Fentons don't really listen at first and shoot him point blank.
Danny puts his arms up to protect himself and closes his eyes, trembling in abject fear, imagining himself melting away into a pile of goop right in front of his parents. He desperately hopes it's quick and painless. He waits for the end.
...and waits
... and waits
The Fentons and Danny both feel shocked, but Danny eventually laughs (a bit hysterically) and continues explaining his accident, intensely relieved that his half-human nature had protected him from this weapon.
Once he explains everything, the Fentons apologize with tears in their eyes for how they had treated him. They accept him for who he is, and promise to do their best to learn more about ghosts' true natures. They decide to use their inventions in an actually scientific, ethical way, to learn more about this culture and people. Danny and Jazz are both ecstatic. Everything seems perfect. Sure, Danny might have thrown up and passed out the minute they got home from that little talk, and sure, his skin turned a bit red and painful where he got hit, but that was the extent of it, right? His human half purged the effects of the weapon from his body, no harm no foul.
But they all forget that while Danny's DNA is half human, it is also half ghostly in nature, and the weapon just tore through those parts of him like bullets through paper.
A week later, Danny's skin starts to feel like it's burning
#danny phantom#dp prompt#prompt#basically the Fentons accidentally give Danny extreme radiation poisoning and have to deal with the consequences#maybe Vlad could get a redemption arc in this#finally realizing that Maddie is not as perfect as he imagined her to be#and using everything in his considerable power to help save his Little Badger#could also be#DPxDC#dp x dc#if they end up reaching out to the justice league for their resources and expertise on non-human biology and radiation exposure#and of course every single one of them would end up loving Danny and wanting to take him away from these people who hurt him so bad#or at least help him recover and watch over him after#they wouldn't be fans of the Fentons to say the least#if anyone writes anything on this you can take it anywhere you like#but I'm personally a sucker for Angst with a Happy Ending#so in my imagination Danny manages to make it through the almost 3 months of suffering and eventually recovers#with a ton of new friends (and maybe a lover) for his troubles#but he'd never be the same#and I don't think he'd ever look at Jack and Maddie the same either#don't look up pictures of Hisashi Ouchi btw#only made that mistake once#danny fenton#btw for those who don't know but don't want to watch a 90min video about it#Hishashi Ouchi was a poor man who was exposed to so much radiation that his chromosomes were torn to shreds#**READ THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES AT YOUR DISCRETION CW IT'S NOT PRETTY IF YOU DON'T LIKE THINKING ABOUT NASTY STUFF/BODY HORROR DON'T READ#then his skin started to slough off#then the lining of his lungs. then the one on his intestines. then on almost every one of his organs#He lived for 83 days bc the best doctors in the world were trying to save him#but Yes it was probably as excruciating as it sounds especially bc his mind was intact for most of it
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cw: reader is mentioned wearing a dress and corset, mentions of a butt plug, pet play? kinda
very specific thought I have sometimes when I online shop: deku likes to buy your clothes for you. not in a weird, controlling way really—he just has certain….visions of you in the things he sees. and he’s a little obsessive on his worse day, and he knows he won’t ever get the image of you in those pants if he doesn’t buy them for you immediately.
he’s a little bit of an idiot though, is scammed damn near every week because instagram wont stop promoting those websites that sell all might themed undies and those knee highs with his own face plastered all over them. he says it’s worth it though, when the clothing comes and he surprises you with them with the hope of a fashion show.
he sits on the side of the bed, biting at his thumb nail, staring at your moving shadow from under the en-suite bathroom door. he brought you a baby blue dress with fluffy white buttons up the chest, a matching corset that he’s waiting to tie up, the bunny ears that came with it, and a pair of blue boots with fuzzy ears on top. it’s ridiculous, you told him the moment he showed it to you. I’m not some show pony, you poke at him when you take the clothes in hand. You’re just a perv, you mutter as you close the bathroom door behind you, ready to try it all on.
And you feel so stupid when you come out, all fuzzy and blue, ready to ask if you should hop over to him. But Izuku looks damn near in awe, eyes rounded and his hands in the air, reaching out for you, quietly telling you to turn around for him. You don’t expect for him to rush over to you, to hook his chin over your shoulder, to whisper about how pretty you are, for his warm and large hands to tie the corset so gently, that your breath stutters from his closeness.
“You like it?” You ask him, looking at him from under your lashes, watch how his big emerald eyes damn near sparkle as he takes you all in. Izuku hesitates before he answers with a nod, guilty eyes fluttering over to another unopened box you hadn’t seen by the door.
“I think the whole outfit will be complete with one last finishing touch.” He murmurs, doesn’t let your turn in his hold, grabs you tight against him as he hides his warmed cheeks in your neck.
“Which is?” You hum, swaying a little, letting the high skirt of the dress tug up even higher against the very obvious bulge resting at the curve of your ass. Izuku pauses for a moment, before he whispers into your skin,
“A bunny tail butt plug. Just for the aesthetic.” He tacks the last part on quickly, seals it with a kiss against your jaw, groans a little when you gasp. You eye the package now, suddenly interested in this little get up, finally understanding his pervy little methods. You smile though, wide, and stroke the hand resting around your stomach, the other carding through Izuku’s thick locks.
“Just for the aesthetic.” You agree and, you swear, you feel his entire body tremble behind you.
#I was thinking about bkg in doing this but instead it’s you terrorizing him lmfao#showing him the outfit and going ‘this would be great with a bunny plug right? :)’#and he’s choking on air for 8 seconds bc that was so random but also the image is making him feel things#but I like pervy Izuku even more#little weird guy that buys you every little thing he wants to see you in#I would absolutely let him bc I have a shopping addiction#just brought these pants I’ve been wanting that have been sold out for months#I damn near cried LOL#I also want this really cute dress shirt top thingy too but I’ve been spending too much money lately lol#I’ll just wait a week to get it like that makes such a difference ahdhdjfhf#also I was laying down and then saw this outfit and was like hey lemme write this#and now it’s almost 2am help#anyway gn and I’ll schedule this for the morning bc nobody ever sees my stuff this late :(#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#deku treats! 🍬#tw: pet play#just to be safe I’ll tag it!!
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Old Art October! Not sure when this one was, but pretty early. Featuring an oc taking the role of the Legends Arceus protag and Ingo.
I still haven't settled on a name for the oc, but I'm calling him Shawn currently. He's from a world like the real one in that pokemon games exist (and unlike the real one in that there are superpowers.) So when he got sent to Hisui he had vague pokemon knowledge, but not enough to identify Ingo.
Once Shawn completed the pokedex and caught Arceus, he was like hey can we get Ingo home? Because Shawn grew attached to Ingo (because he's starved for positive feedback and Ingo is generous with complements especially over battles). Arceus was like I shall send both of thee to the correct time period, and leave finding the proper place to thee. Let me know if or when thou wishes to return to Hisui.
Then, this comic!
Transcript below the cut.
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Shawn: Okay, so first we're...
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Shawn: ... actually first we should get modern clothes.
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Shawn: Okay!
Arrow pointing to Ingo: literally only got a new shirt
Arrows pointing to Shawn: kept the scarf (it's cold), graphic tee and jacket, backpack, jeans, pokemon world converse
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Shawn: So first we're going to google you (I don't know how common of a name Ingo is, but it's worth a shot)
Ingo: Ah, I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with "googling"
Shawn: (It could be called something different here)
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Shawn: It's a search engine, that you can use to find things on the Internet.
Ingo, offscreen: I see...
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Ingo: What is the "Internet"?
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Shawn, internally: What... IS the Internet???
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Shawn: It's like... a bunch of information that- that you can use computers to view??
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Shawn: I dunno how to explain it, it was such a basic background part of my life before Hisui that I never really thought about it...
Ingo: (cough) I see...
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Ingo: So our first stop is to "google" me on the "Internet" to see if there is information about myself on it?
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Shawn, internally: Ingo, that made you sound ancient... I can hear the air quotes...
Shawn, aloud: Yup! And if that doesn't work, we'll travel to find something you recognize!
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Shawn: Y'know, I bet if we go to every train station, we'll find where you're from.
Ingo: That is an excellent idea!
Shawn: So... full speed ahead?
Ingo: YES! ALLLL ABOAAARD!
#ingo#qed's art#q's old art october#pokemon legends arceus#this comic was almost certainly made because of the image of Ingo going What is the 'Internet'?#other fun things. Shawn unintentially implying Ingo doesn't know a basic thing and absolutely not realizing it#Ingo being excited about the idea of travelling around the world and seeing every train station#so excited he straightens out of poor posture#shawn spawned from a dream. I thought I'd be able to date this comic based on the dream but. turns out it was before I got into submas#he gets traumatized in his actual storyline universe but getting sent to Hisui lets him avoid that fate#his fate being that he gets stuck inside his own head while a 'perfect' version of himself controls his body for 3 months#don't worry about it
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im sorry i have to rant im so fucking pissed
my exams end on 19th and I have to get rid of some books and buy some books which are quite pricy online so I had planned on going to college street on 20th and selling my books and buying the new ones at a cheap price and i was frankly really excited about it because all I get is a one day break to relax bcz i have to start studying for entrances from 21st so all I have is 20th and i wanted to spend it at college street and then get some food and basically have like a solo date kind of thing.
and i was so so excited about it i told my boyfriend about it like 500 times bcz i kept forgetting i've already mentioned it and it was literally on my mind a lott so i kept bringing it up and ik it seems like not a big deal cz i can just sit at home and chill too but i literally do not get to go outside my house. like- the last time i went out was new years eve and after that the only time i've gone out is to school or to give my boards that is it. my mother has some weird like problem wiht me going out like even if i tell her that i just want to go to our terrace for 5 minutes just to get some fresh air she won't even allow that she'll be all suspicious and like sTaNd In ThE bAlCOnY aNd TaKe FrEsH aIr like she herself doesnt leave the house (and blames it on me and my brother ???? when have we ever stopped you bro, she said I HaVe To Be HeRe To KeEp An EyE like im 18 i dont need to be watched 24/7 stop blaming me for choices you put upon yourself) and i just feel so suffocated ALL THE TIME i feel so overstimulated and im so sick of rotting on my bed and i dont want to wait for some birthday party or friends meet up to be able to leave my goddamn house i just wanted to go and have a fun day and get me some books thats it.
anyway so initially the plan was that my mom would go along but something came up so she wanted to postpone it to 21st and i didn't want to bcz i'd already be missing 3 days bcz of my boyfriends birthday, holi and my brothers birthday (all of which are important and i dont want to miss which makes me the villain apparently bcz i should "adjust" and cancel my "parties" instead of trying to stick to my plan bcz that makes me too demanding and selfish apparently) so i suggested that ukw why dont u go do ur thing which came up and i'll go to college street by myself...which is when the solo date idea came which i had really wanted all along but didnt bring up bcz i knew she'd say no but now there's a valid reason for me to go alone so like, its a pretty easy fix i can just go alone but noooo. First of all,
I've been to college street multiple times before so its not like its an unknown area to me
im going by metro which is quite safe
im going when there is stark daylight and i will return home much much before it gets dark and im literally 18
she never lets me go anywhere alone, not even take ubers alone if i want to get back from somewhere my bf has to come drop me everytime and then go backwards to his house which is so so so stupid and i never get to go out alone unless accompanied by family or by a male friend, so obv when i said i'll go to college street alone she refused to let that happen and started screaming about how 'if its so important to go on 20th bcz u dont want to miss a day of studying then cancel ur 'parties' and study then' and i was like no its not about missing a day its just that there's a very easy and logical fix to this problem which is i go alone and its not inconveniencing anyone so why cant i just do that but she will not listen to that bcz im 'adamant' and 'everything has to be according to me' bcz i found a viable solution to the problem. so instead of letting me just go she was literally ready to pay much more money and buy the books online, like.....why cant i just go bro??? (and she keeps telling me im a waste of her money bcz i will amount to nothing in life and my education was a failed investment or wtv so like now why are u wasting more money??? im literally trying to save the money that u 'waste' on me so just let me ???)
anyway i called my dad last night and told him and he was super ok with the idea he said its a good idea that i go alone and that he would speak to her but then today when i asked her if dad spoke to her she said yes, we'll go on 20th and i was like .....we? so apparently she CANCELLED her previously immovable thing for which she wanted me to cancel my 'parties', she cancelled that and agreed to go with me on 20th just so that i dont get to go alone- like ???????????????? what is ur problemmmm
so obv i was super annoyed and i went on a whole ass rant about how i literally struggle to even cross roads bcz i dont know shit about basic travelling bcz all my life ive been in a car and its a running joke with all my guy friends that i 'cannot navigate' and 'dont know any places' and obv??? if im never allowed to go anywhere then how tf will i know the places- the only places i know is bcz recently i've been paying a lot of attention and asking my dad stuff about what roads to take to reach certain places and when i go out with my friends i kind of try and learn a bit but thats it i've only ever gone alone completely alone to two places which is my beauty parlour thats 5 minutes away from my house and one bazaar one time that was 2 bus stops away, thats it. thats my extent of public travelling alone. and now im supposed to go to a whole new STATE for college and i cant even call myself an auto without struggling. and like- is this not a basic life skill??? like ok yeah its not rocket science and i will probably figure it out even if i start later in life but why not now? most of my guy friends literally go everywhere alone, why not me? and my dad agreed with all of this but my mom was just like "you'll be in the hostel only, no need to go out of the campus" like ARE YOU FOR REAL????????? and she's like "if u want to learn skills learn how to cook" like ok yes i will also learn how to cook for sure but i wont have a fucking kitchen in the hostel but somehow cooking is an urgent skill i should learn but going places by myself is unimportant bcz i should just never? leave? the? hostel?
anyway after much screaming and shouting my dad gave up and just cut the call bcz he doesnt want to get into an argument with my mother and my mother was being all suspicious like why do u hAvE tO gO aLoNe AlL oF a SuDdEn even though i literally explained why i want to do this alone but she doesnt think thats valid. so she refuses to let me go and i asked her for one reason why i shouldnt cz usuallt its always "no u have exam what if smthn happens" but now i literally dont even have exam so whats ur excuse now? streets will always be unsafe forever so "what if smthn happens" is not a reason to never let me go out without a man so just gimme one reason and she couldnt give me a single reason she just said "i said no, thats it".
and now she's gone off about how im useless and blah blah and "high maintainance" bcz i want books and "everyone else (some pishi's son) just studies online" and so the whole option of college street is apparently now cancelled and she's trying to set up a whole ass kindle account (half the books i need arent even available as ebooks) just because i wanted to go by myself.
#in our house kids dont stay outside past 6:30pm'' but now all of a sudden its fine for my brother to play#till 10:30 at night#she literally stopped me permanently from going down in the evenings since i was in class 7-8#this is why ive never had any friends outside of school bcz she wouldnt let me leave ths fucking house#and now that my brother is in class 7#he's allowed to be out playing with his friends till 10 freaking 30#he comes home an hour late sometimes...45 minutes and almost always at least 30 minutes late at NIGHT and she says nothing except like#one sentence#yeah im only the villain i only keep u locke#up in the house its all my fault#this is just so damn unfair#like literally insulting#im not a child what is her problem#what sort of fucking solution is 'never leave the hostel' like ok even if i do that what happens then??? after i graduate?#i'll be a 24 year old who doesnt know shit about going from one place to another without a man present]#and then this woman preaches how she 'always raises her son and daughter equally' like srsly shut the fuck up#my whole life i've been told abar late?''#and for me bcz i would come home 5-10 minutes late nd i did it maybe once or twice she made me completely stop going down to play#5-10 minutes late from 6:30 wherein he comes an hour late from 9 fucking 30#and this sounds so stupid bcz im an 18 year old now and i dont give a fuck abt how long i got to play but its just unfair dude#with me it was always smthn or the other either exams or she gets miraculously sick every time i want to go out to play#im not even kidding she did a whole “i have fever and ur going to leave me like this and go play?” on me one time bcz i was adamant abt goi#after months of not being able to go bcz of exam or smthn or the other#she did not have any fever it was fucking bullshit#and how am i supposed to help with ur imaginary fever anyway im literally 12#its so fucking annoying man and then if i say anything at all she'll go on a tirade about how#like YOU DO THOUGH??????? im sorry ur feelings are hurt bcz i said you do smthn that u LITERALLY DO#istg not even 2 days ago she was having a fight with my dad abt how he should teach my brother to learn how to cycle so that he can go buy#groceries#i can cycle
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i hate working with rich people i hate it
#i almost cried because of our ceo today#another ceo parked in his parking space#so he told ME that i need to tell HIM to 'get the fuck out'#and he shouted that in my ear#then he asked people who booked the conference room to leave. because he had a more important meeting.#and when it ended he called me (we work on different floors) to bring him a clean plate because there's no clean dishes on his floor#and then he called me NOT EVEN 3 MINUTES later telling me to hurry..........#ngl i felt so humiliated#ik it seems like a minor thing but somehow it made me feel like shit for the rest of the day#i thought by this age i would be at a different stage in life but i guess cleaning the plates for ceos is where i am#honestly i feel like i can't do this anymore every day and then i go to work again lmao. i just need to surivive 20 months more :)#k.txt#dl
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Reading my fave thin man and lady fic. Kicking my feet a lot because tbh. Sometimes a sad man really is just a weird woman's science project in a way that is so homoerotic
#carols.txt#when i tell you i've been re-reading this single one shot religiously every single month for almost three years I mean it#《straight》 ship so good we call it queerbaiting#LMAOOOOOO#call it yaoyuri the way these old people r tragic and doomed by the narrative or whatever#listen as a bi person on the aroace spectrum whatever this fic was trying to convey really strikes a cord#while its not the same as my own this characterization of them is so intriguing. im so hooked on it#^^ one thing i think this person really nailed was thin man's immaturity (stemming from his emotions oftentime being too big to control) ->#and the desire of attention that comes with said immaturity while also having the lady be both cold (normal) and intrigued in a way that ->#that really fits her character. curiosity is one of the many facets that make up her character that don't get explored much and i think its#done so well here for like no reason💀 THIS AUTHOR COOKED TOO HARD YOU GUYS#like ofc she wouldnt send him away. shes studying him under a microscope. even though hes annoying as hell#thin man is plagued by sassy man syndrome in this which is really fucking funny cus it lasts a total of 3 seconds before she finds him out#PLUS THE TALK ABOUT THE TOWER AND THE WORLD... AUGHHH#i need this author to give me their brain NOW#AUGHHHHHAAGGGHEEHH#everyone needs to start doing thinlady the way this person was doing it#this is the biblically accurate old people (in case my theory abt baby lady having been in the pale city is wrong)#live laugh love. its my birthday. spoiling myself a bit. goddamn.
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ok actually. im sure ive done it before but this time ill actually not lose it. can u like/interact w this if u wanna be on an art tag list from me :3 🥹😁
#jupiter.speaks#> holdin my hand out. you too can have exactly one piece of art given to u every 6 months that is vaguely improved. u can have it#> <- thats /lh im improving but i dont put the time in atm. whagever anyone wanna join the gang.#> im almost finishin writin up goldies lil summary too so. he gets yhe full workup thats crazy
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idk i think my bf might be developing a drinking problem and i just don’t know what to do…..
#it’s been going on for a couple of months now but he promised he would stop and he had been doing well until today….#and it’s like. on one hand i never wanted to be w an alcoholic and i told him straight so he promised it would stop#but on the other hand i can’t just abandon him#and it’s like we used to go out a lot and party but like. that was it but ever since he met this guy he just gets lost when he drinks w him#and the thing was he got like aggressive like he didn’t do anything to me and i can’t really explain it but he just wasn’t himself#and like. we talked about it a million times and it’s not like it happens every week#it’s been like 5 times since december#but 3 have been on the past month alone#and two weeks ago it got bad like he almost got into an accident#and like i’m not even physically w him anymore like we really only see each other once a week since i moved#and from the very first time it happened i told him i couldn’t be w him if it kept happening#and after that incident two weeks ago he swore it was the last time but it just happened again#by the way he and that guy get wasted it really is a miracle they get home alive#and like. idk what to do#i really don’t want to be w someone like this#and i hate feeling like this like if i were to think only about myself i don’t want this i hate feeling like this#but i also can’t abandon him#like not even bc i would miss him or whatever i just wouldn’t feel good leaving him alone#but like i don’t want to live like this#maybe i’ll ask for some time to just figure things out#but it’s gonna suck so bad bc we were supposed to see kendrick lamar next week and then we already had plans for his bday and omfg#i don’t wanna leave but i don’t want things to be like this either#and i asked him to stop and gave him multiple chances but idk#i just don’t know what to do#i love him endlessly but i need to put myself first but i can’t abandon him:(#and our 1.5 anniversary was also next week…..#but i think time is the sanest and safest thing right now
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so called fnaf collection havers when a real collector comes at them (/j im just broke. this is a work in progress)
actually all of my moneys went to the shelf hole next to it. so
my two braincells fighting for dominance. everytime one comes up the other lies dormant (aka i entered both the fnaf and dw fandom in 2014 and they have been switching first places every few months, then sonic came to mix it up. i have a small sonic space too but too lazy to take a pic, its just sonic and shadow merch p much)
and sorry for the mess there, everytime i take a book out and then stuff it back in everything around it falls so i just throw everything in the back and whatever. springtrap keeps falling from time to time, i will just find his leg on the floor and glitchtrap in his pose doesnt even stand up without being propped up, i will try to get him a stand or something so he can be more at the front
#peep the little sticker at the bottom left by pepa-is-drawing#my prized posession#wish the merch didnt cost like 2-3 times as much here as in the us or whatever#when i see someone post pics of the plushies being sold and theyre like 9-12usd and then i look at the stores here#correction - the one store here that stocks them sometimes and theyre around 20€.. 18-25 eur last time i was shopping#the stuff i REALLY want is the hot topic merch#80€ shipping then a note sorry we dont ship to where you live even though we offer shipping calculation there#the springtrap clothes will never be mine 😔#also i got glitchtrap only this year because i ordered him on release#it was a preorder here. they kept pushing it a couple months later every time and when it was almost a year or so i just cancelled it#that was years ago at this point damn. anyway i got tired of waiting and thought i could get him later. he was sold out everywhere for ages#everytime i looked. but then thankfully they stocked him and cheesetrap in one store for also not too cheap#*disintegrates*
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Full offence to every vampire ever, and my heart goes out to Lucy, but this?? Is how you're SUPPOSED to drink blood.
Look! Not a drop of blood anywhere! Ever! No myriad of strange bleeding wounds, and! The victim is still alive at the end of it! Not hale or hearty, not after so long, but really! Lucy was only a bit tired and nervous after the first couple days, if he branched out and actually cared about his victims, they'd be well!
There's no excuse for poor blood drinking manners!
#Dracula is using almost surgical precision on those bite marks I gotta say#That cannot be easy when you can't see where youre aiming#Where was that one post from vampire apologist complaining about vampires having terrible table manners#dracula daily#Like seriously the only reason poor Lucy is on deaths door is because he's being doing this every night for at least a month!#Smh 'pretty virgin blood tasty' quell ur addiction and go get some dock worker blood or smth#You know#People who would actually not be almost killed from losing a little#Big strong healthy people! Change it up! Don't kill someone just because you only want to eat caviar!#Get some spinach in your diet too you'll make yourself sick smh#Dracula might have fine dining skills but his palate leaves MUCH to be desired#He's gonna get himself found out just because he refuses to eat his broccoli#picky eater
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Wow turns out there's a reason every lawyer I'd ever met told me "don't be a lawyer."
#seven months into practice#most junior attorney at a litigation boutique#I've never felt more incompetent in my life#I felt pretty on top of things until last month#made a few mistakes and they keep coming#fortunately they're all different mistakes - not making the same ones twice#but jesus fucking christ#I spend probably an hour every day just worrying they're going to get rid of me#also it looks like the senior associate is leaving#which our firm structure is weird#but he's basically the only person in a mentorship role#and I feel like if he leaves I'm actually going to cry#because I feel so lost and the partners are all so busy#also my billing is shit because I'm so sad and stressed I keep just having non billable chunks of my day#which is me stressing out and just feeling bad#which isn't productive at all#stereotypical lawyer lmfao#I keep waking up at 3-4am with nightmares about my cases#I dream about work almost every night#usually fucking something up or getting fired or losing something important#I just want things to feel under control again#not spiraling just beyond my grasp#I've heard this is normal which is helpful in a small way#but consider: knowing it's normal doesn't make the actual feeling less shit
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First i must apologize I have a tendency to forget that tumblr - even when we're all 'on' - is not live interaction and additionally you can't actually read my mind 😅
This was in reaction to seeing your ... delightful?? .. new frog. In such a state. And I got nervous 😋🦀💖
Annon... I´m gonna cry... I love you♡♡♡ you´re making me do happy jumps♡
And I understand fully what you mean about "reading minds" if you can call it that, we´re all there at times!
I hope this is you trying to get me to talk about my wonderful frog Kaj because that´s what I´m gonna do know XD
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This is Kaj - named after my second favorite show as a child - he´s 25 cm long, and he´s a treefrog, there didn´t stand which one but my best guess is a red eyed tree frog, he just doesn't have the blue stripes, he could also be a Agalychnis moreletii (Morelet's tree frog) but he doesn't have black eyes and Morelet´s are known for their black eyes (a nickname of theirs is black eyed frog).
He could also be an American green tree frog, but his feet are a bit too pigmented, and back a bit to light for that, although the eyes would match there.
Actually he´s a woman as he has an ovary and oviduct (the blue stuff you can see below his urostyle) but I didn´t know that until I unpacked him, where I already had named him
Going with the idea he´s a Morelet (as that´s what he looks most like) he would be around 60mm (f-54 m-60/64)
Red eyed tree frog gets around 6/7 cm (f-7,5 m-5)
All in conclusion he´s a tree frog. Which kind of one? Karl.
And no, the crabs need not fear, he´s much too small to be of any danger in the wild, and my Kaj is made of plastic so he doesn't really jump or eat, unfortunately.
Although some crabs might want to watch out for the Goliath frog... (world's biggest frog at around 32 cm and 3.3 kilograms)
#im always so nervous if my english is good enough and if i have misunderstood something because of it#no art just talk#kaj the frog#frog#frogs#i dont know how to replay when people gives me compliments#they make me so happy and i cant even get it down in words so i end up usually just giving them a thank you but i mean so much more#if any better frogs experts can help me out please do#this is just a take out of my own knowledge#ive always had an oppositions with reptile and amphibians#mostly because my dad talked about how he grew up with turtles fish reptiles and frogs#but the frogs just kicked extra hard this last month and they have been filling almost every minut of my days in some way#ask
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(This is... an old post I just rediscovered in my drafts, and figured "oh hey, i haven't been posting a lot again, why not". it is another song post tho so might be annoying, but blehh. Mostly unedited:)
I think it is a well known fact at this point that I am extremely unwell about Crane Wives songs and Exile. so here's another post about both bc... hhhhhnnm. exile. and its 3am again. uh
anyway, I know I talked to Cryptid awhile back about Canary In A Coal Mine, but I'm listening to it again (and again. and again) and the Brainrot is Bad.
You and I are friends of empty graves, black air and black, black lungs
Am I the only thing that keeps you safe when the light is gone?
I hear the word "grave" and think. That Grave. i Will cry if someone makes me go into detail about my thoughts on it again (this is an invitation)
On a. slightly more normal note. Wolf to Crow. He's taken up their mantle as the Hero of the City, it's beloved champion and symbol of hope. The two of them are the canaries - when things go wrong, they take the fall.
Also consider, for the first line: Red War and graves that couldn't be filled, with bodies that were never found.
But if in the end I lose my voice
Will you forget about your love for me?
I just keep thinking about when Forsaken comes and goes, and the Vanguard getting no response from Ghost and Wolf - But also when they're exiled without being given a chance to defend themself. They lost their voice, and their home - their family.
Their Nightmare of the Speaker, in Haunted, taunts them for being unable to speak up for themself and saying they deserve it for thinking they were enough to stand against the Darkness (or even enough at all). They barely stand up to him there, either.
"But I still hold out hope that maybe someday / I'll be worth more than all the silence left in my wake"
My brain keeps defaulting to my own bs, so I'm inflicting it again bc it might as well be the only thing I think about ever:
"(...) self-destructing and giving their last, accepting that they could never be understood in life and letting go so that maybe they could be understood in death."
"And when you break the surface all without me / Please don't return me to the dark of all the memories"
"Know that all my love will be your breath. I will save you when your lights go out."
if you don't already know what the deal about canaries is (I have no idea how big of a thing it is), canaries were historically used by coal miners to tell when the oxygen was getting too toxic to be breathable. When the canary got lethargic and stopped singing, the miners knew to get out. hence the "Canary Curse" on the guy who dies first every season. F
#old tags:#The Forsaken Exile#Orb rambles#never let anyone tell you i'm any form of sane.#but the Crane Wives are SO GOOD please please go listen to them#if you don't like a song the first time. listen to it a second time#because all of my favorite songs by them have been like that#the moon will sing. the hand that feeds. curses. tongues and teeth. All of them#you should also listen to all of them btw#songs songs songs songs i love. songs. yes i am a perfectly normal destiny player i promise what are you talking about#also how the hell does mr. Canary Curse manage to do that. how is he the first out of the game every single time#poor guy is getting drawn with canary wings now#new tags:#i have no idea why i never posted this? it might've been that i had been posting a lot of song posts. idk#this is from july 1st... god okay its been almost 6 months#on another note-#Heyyyyy Mr. Canary Curse wasn't dead first this past season!#saw some headcanons that mumbo (? who died first) was held in some purgatory until jimmy actually died#so the curse was still upheld. p cool idea#but you guys also probably have no idea what im talking about so. im done lmao
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my coworkers are having a laugh together or smtn like TELL ME THATS THE CASE bc why TWO of them start trying to flirt w me yesterday 😭😭
#like omg i get it…. ur conspiring together this js. a prank#pls#im literally the driest person ever idk how u could see me almost every day for months and then think ya i want that 😍#im telling u looks do not even carry i am uggo too like if u both are fr WHAT r u seeing exactly#‘u looked rly cute today’ girl u are lying to my fsce bc i was in jeans i havent washed in 2 weeks and a cat tshirt#i realize i didnt even text him back for that and i think hes also on shift today URGEHRHH 😭😭😭#let me just maybe. not take painkiller today#chug large coffee while im at it#then cry my waawaawa can i go home early tengo colicos 🥺🙏 before he shows up LOL…… uwhrghh…#even tho i have pulled that like twice already this month OOPS!!!!#it has been true though + i prob need to see a doctor or smtn 😞#but in the past these kind of situations have resolved themself#which means that soon circumstances will align for me and i will be out of there 🙏🙏🙏#(sounds of a delusional person coping)
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your first love hits different
#another day another vent-in-the-tags post#i came across a picture of me and my fiest boyfriend of five years today. picture must've been 10 years old at this point#found many more pictures of him and us on my dad's old pc#i can just feel my body pull and heart ache when i look at him in the pictures#wondering what my life would've looked like if i hadn't broken things off between us#we tried to stay friends and a couple of months later we went for a drink. when daying goodbye he moved in to kiss me#i was hesitant and stepped away. he couldn't bare having me in his life while not being together so he cut off all contact#don't get me wrong in any of my thoughts- i love babe whole heartedly and he's the only man for me now and in my future#it's just that nagging feeling burried deep. the 'what if's. what if i felt more confident about my body back then?#what if i hadn't moved on so quickly? what if i had let him kiss me?#i tried texting him telling him i was approved for gbp surgery (i broke things off because i was very insecure about my body)#he congratulated me and sincerely wished me all the happiness in the world but also asked me not to contact him again after this#it's been 7-ish years but every now and then i wonder how he's doing and what he's up to#he doesn't really have social media apart from facebook (and that page is private) and i only stayed in touch with his former best friend#but i'm not gonna ask him because i know they haven't spoken in years either#i've had plenty more relationships after him but i rarely ever think about those guys#am i okay? is this normal? lol#i should get my head out of this rabbit hole asap#add: the picture is almost 15 years old lol. my math ain't mathing. we met in 2009. not that it's important#i think i just moved on too quickly and didn't allow myself time & space to grieve. that's why he keeps popping up in my thoughts now & then
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