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shikariiin · 6 months

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I wanna be a Cowboy Baby~

#ttte #thomas and friends #ttte edward #thomas the tank engine #ttte fanart #digital art #yeehaw #Cowboy Edward #he’s catching bitches #art #engine #edward the blue engine #edwardtheblueengine

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eternallovers65 · 1 year

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Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him

- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista

- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)

- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)

- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)

- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol

- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel

- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him

- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)

- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back

- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)

- He accepted a ride from two strangers just because he couldn't find a cab (Arthur was also in the car!!!)

(Also, feel free to add more, please, and every time he does something so charles, i will uptade the list)

#he's so dumb i love him #idk felt the need to tell you bitches how much i love this idiot of a man #also because i saw the video of him catching the airpods and said it out loud 'stuff that could only happen with charles'#anyway this man isnt real and i love this stories so much like its so unhinged #also guys if anyone knows who did this edit please let me know i got from twitter a long tkme ago and idk who made it #charles leclerc you will always be famous #f1 #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari

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steddiealltheway · 2 months

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Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

#how else can you explain it???#he is so so babygirl #all the girls would be literally at his feet begging for this man to date them #unless… they think he’s trying to make them his beard #also with the lipgloss and mascara…#it just adds fuel to the fire #and think. if Steve and Eddie were hooking up before scoops in a fwb gone wrong or secret relationship gone wrong type of situation…#aka Steve catches feelings and runs because of internalized homophobia and a fear of getting caught #there could be a season three rewrite of Steve catching feelings for Robin because she reminds him of Eddie #and after Robin comes out to him #Steve’s like “oh. maybe there are more people like me in Hawkins than I imagined. if she deserves a happy ending with a girl #why can’t I get a happy ending with a guy?#and steve slowly is able to come to terms with his sexuality #meanwhile eddie seeks out Dustin and the kids who steve has ranted and raved about #but he plays it off as him happening to find lost sheep #lots of thoughts… lots of thoughts…#all thoughts to explain why Steve isn’t able to get bitches #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #scoops ahoy steve #stranger things headcanons

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bogbutteronmycroissant · 4 months

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Percy after Annabeth tells him Athena was punishing her because she "embarrassed" her:

It ain't adding up, sis

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little-pondhead · 1 year

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Inspired by this post.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #mad scientist danny #his suit is a mix of Jack and Maddie’s suits #with a lab coat thrown on top #he 100% smacks joker with a baseball bat on live television #and loves to kidnap zoo animals #Batman cannot find mention of the Fentons anywhere #it is driving the Justice league mad #Superman: stop right there kid!#Danny: suck my a s s #Wonder Woman: why do you keep stealing paintbrushes from the local art centers #Danny: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!#Batman: hang on I speak fluent Teen #Batman: …you finna catch these hands #Batman: don’t @ me when you’re six feet under #Danny: I Am Uncomfortable With The Energy We’ve Created In The Studio Today #when the fight is over he’s just like #aight imma head out #it was fun playing #see y’all next time #and just #rips reality a new one #the Justice league can hear someone from the other side talking #as Fenton goes through the portal #‘did you have a good time? i made cookies come tell me about your day’#the portal always closes before anyone can get through #until one day it stays open and they all make a collective decision to go through #clockwork knows exactly what he’s doing

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cupophrogs · 2 months

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The Three D's

(Click for better quality)

I have a horrible habit of dropping any series-comics I try to make, so I thought it'd do a little story-ish ask event!!

So far, we've got the three D's: Dogday, Daddy Long Legs, and Drew.

Basic info and closeups!

Drew, he/him, 18 yrs: the horror-loving nephew of an old Playtime Co. employee. Squawks like a strangled bird when surprised.

Daddy Long Legs, aka: "Pops:" If you could find a loving father from the 20s who wasn't a misogynist. Misses his wife, but doesn't blame Drew for her death.

Dogday, aka: "Deedee" or "Dogs:" The last, overly traumatised Smiling Critter who really needs a hug. Drew found him some spare legs in a closet somewhere.

Without dirt and grime:

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captainhysunstuff · 10 months

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Soichiro is worried about Light’s taste in men. (Let’s assume that somehow Yotsuba was never involved with Kira junk in this reality, lol.)

#drawn by me #my fanart #my fancomic #Death Note #Soichiro Yagami #Light Yagami #L #lawlight #Reiji Namikawa #Teru Mikami #I was asking myself why Light would choose L over Mikami and realized it's because Mikami's too boring for him #I love Mikalight as much as the next shipper but...#without the Kira worshipper thing he'd have a hard time catching Light's eye #he may well still be Kira here memories and all but he has no real desire to stray from L (for now)#Light's gotta shatter his beliefs and faith to get Mikami to cross the 'bitch' line #Light needs a lover with teeth~#I literally yelled when I found out that Namikawa is 12 years older than Light XD #Light doesn't come out to his dad until he's well into his career or keeping his relationship secret is no longer viable #couldn't add proper transcription to the pictures again. had to settle with long captions #as if they'll even be able to be seen and read =__=

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mtsodie · 2 months

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my beautiful wife and husband

#🎨#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl follower #im also married to narinder but i dont want to draw him again . also normal followers ONLY bitch ‼️#narinder and arte get into fights so often its wild . and then they get excited when i catch them .............#also thorny killed arte in a fight . so um #OKAY so huno ( another one of my followers . he was a kiwi ) was crushing on thorny and wanted to get him flowers .#RIGHT after arte got murdered . like HELLO .#then he fell in love w/ me instead of huno . sad !#oh also thorny tried to kill narinder too

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scatterbrainedbot · 7 months

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as i am currently on that transmasc bloodcycle bullshit, it occurs to me i have a trans blorbo i can in fact make suffer with me

and while im projecting, why not give leo my habit of announcing his predicament in the funniest way possible

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise leo #rise donnie #my art #this is my go to way of saying im on my cycle #my siblings are entirely unimpressed and used to it #leos family is too #but between the immense injuries he got during the invasion and everyone being kinda emotionally fragile for a bit #i think he probably skipped a couple months and wasnt in the mood to play into his usual antics when it did return #but this is long enough after it all that everyones mostly healed up #and emotionally starting to recover #and leos the sort of bitch that the louder he is the less serious the drama is #(affectionate)#so if he walks in a room and shouts that hes bleeding #its more likely hes got a papercut than any actual injury #don knows this #hense why he catches on so quick #and seeks vengance for the half-a-second of genuine concern #(tbh hes probably internally relieved to hear leo make any type of joke or dramatics again at all)#also #i dont have any personal interest in diving in depth to what a mutant turtle teenagers period looks like or involves #my boy bleeds and is uncomfy cos i am bleeding and uncomfy #(tbh in all likelihood hed not have to deal w this at all cos splints and donnie would have long since found a way to get T & other meds)#edit: moved the trans flag down a couple panels to help the pacing of the joke

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eclipseshotel · 1 month

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Me busting into Elder Predator’s chambers to chew his ass out after he ignored my gauntlet call six times in a row (he was taking a much needed old man nap)

#big guy was knocked out #being an ancient yautja is exhausting #and then dealing with my bitch ass…#oh he’s gonna bite a good chunk of my ass off when he wakes up #pardon my behavior I’ve just been very dickprived as of late #it makes me say and do things I shouldn’t #also yes I spied on him and memorized the key code to break into his chambers #he knows this already unfortunately I leave my scent behind when I snoop around his quarters #I also shed so he’s always finding strands of my hair #and I leave very small gifts around for him in places I assume he won’t notice right off the bat #but his finely tuned observations detect traces of my phantom presence #he’s contemplating setting up a trap to catch me redhanded #yes I must answer for not respecting his personal space #especially to discipline me for my poor cloaking execution #now he can’t bring any Yautja women around cuz they’ll smell me there #but let’s be real he hasn’t done that in a long time #yautja #avp elder #elder predator

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mxtxfanatic · 1 year

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Xie Lian immediately deducing that Ling Wen was the Brocade Immortal thief is wild.

#human reads tgcf: take 1.5 #this entire conversation is funny as hell #ling wen over here tryna fact check xie lian like he lying to catch her #nah you already slipped up!#gotcha bitch!

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chrollohearttags · 2 months

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I’m sick of everybody trying me like I’m not a fucking headcase

#i was having such a good day too #and here comes this stupid bitch at the drive thru catching an attitude with me #then my sorry no good worthless piece of shit brother tried me #bc all of my cats have been sick and my mom asked me to help with my oldest one bc I’m literally on fucking crutches #and bc he’s good for nothing but sitting on his fat ass and playing video games and somebody asked him to do something #cherry chats 🍒#my patience is fucking thin #gone actually #everybody can go to hell idk #like I’m not even no angry or mean person like that but I’m tired

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autisticaradiamegido · 8 months

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day 238

talkin about pokemon in the jrezi server got me thinking about drawing some for aradia! i think its a good balance of ghosts fossils and maybe even some gifts from her friends that reminded them of her!

#day 238 #year 4 #aradia megido #homestuck #AradiaAugust #pokemon #pokestuck #i feel like omanyte cofagrigus and marowak probably are like #guys she picked up on archaeology expeditions. out collecting cool bones and such #gengar is there because i like him and hes ghost #i also think tavros is a Gotta Catch Em All type of bitch and maybe he caught a gastly and was like wait. being haunted is terrifying.#aradia Help. so maybe thats where gengar comes from #mareep and pumpkaboo are two of MY faves and i think probably came from sollux and jade respectively #bc they fit aradias aesthetics but ALSO those 2 :)

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runayachi · 1 year

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i forgot how fucking funny yahaba is like kyoutani got benched and matsukawa was like “don’t provoke him” and yahaba was like “yeah fuck that” and physically threw kyoutani against the wall

#lyz speaks #aoba johsai #yahaba shigeru #kyoutani kentarou #matsukawa issei #he really said catch these hands bitch #meanwhile kyoutanis having realizations tm bc a pretty boy threw him against a wall LSHDFJKSHDFJKSHDFJSKFHDKSJ

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spillthebea · 3 months

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the more i learn about the batfamily lore the more i think bruce shouldn't get custody of his children.

1) child soldiers

bro, they should be in school getting an education AND SLEEPING 8H AND NOT JUMPING ON ROOFS AND GETTING IN FRONT OF GUNS

2) dick's replacement

in no time at all and not even getting a warning or being asked about his opinion if bruce could use THE NAME DICK'S PARENTS GAVE TO HIM TO PERFORM AND THE COSTUME HIS MUM PREPARED TO HIM THAT WAS HIS LAST GIFT BEFORE THEIR DEATH to the new child soldier Batman adopted

3) jason's death not being avenged

jason was right to go in a murdering spree; id do the same if my father didnt avenge me after being beaten the shit out of me with a crowbar and then made explode. how much can the excuse of no killing be stretched until you are just harming more people by not killing the f joker? AND NOT AVENGING YOUR SON?! im sorry, it is NOT me who calls myself "vengeance", is it? VENGEANCE WHAT IF YOU DONT EVEN KILL THE KILLER OF YOUR F SON?! i would give guns to jason myself after hearing what had happened

4) tim drake being a child moral compass for a f 30-ish adult WHO SHOULD KNOW TO HAVE HIS SHIT TOGETHER!

it shouldnt have been a child's job be out in the night and stopping a f flaccid furry ass from beating the shit out of low criminals (AND HE DOESNT KILL THE ACTUAL KILLER?! batman, youre a f joke) BRUCE, GET A THERAPIST YOU HAVE THE MONEY SO NO EXCUSES FOR YOU FLACCID ASS

for steph i dont know a lot so i cannt say mine except if i understood well SHE HAD TO PROVE SHE WAS NOT HER FATHER'S CHILD MORE AND MORE

and all of them died in some kind of way (i think only jason's death remains canon canon)

if something is wrong sorry but im learning throughs fics and posts so idk what is the canon lore but if it's what i got, I HAVE BEEF WITH BATMAN

and sorry for the long random post

p.s. AND WHERE THE F WAS ALFRED IN ALL OF THIS?! ALFRED SHOULD LEARN TO USE HIS F SLIPPER OR COOKING WOODEN SPOON! DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILD, ALFRED!

#if i ever see batman hes gonna catch these hands bitch #i have beef with batman #batman is a joke who cannot f do his job #batfamily #batman #batfam #dick grayson #robin #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #batman is a shit dad

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