"I haven't got any student debt," I said. "I haven't even been accepted yet." "Not student debt," Poseidon said. "This is the debt you owe for... existing." This shouldn't have hit as hard as it did.

12 year old Percy about the quest: where is the glory in that ? (Sending an email to Olympus).

17/18 years old Percy about the quest: this could have been an email.

Bruno and his sobrinos pt.2

“You’re a greedy little thing.”

Buy me a coffee and I'll write you a poem! - what kind of poem? it's a surprise! - just DM me proof that you sent me a donation and I'll write a surprise poem about anything from the beauty of nature, the love between a hippo and a worm, or even more heavy topics such as losing one's identity!

Other topics include moths, horses, arson, murder and true crime, dance, and more! Depends on things.

Yea h. I think he should get a day off

My boi needs some serious sleep

He is very sleepy, he is "sleeping" shhh Please don't repost/edit my art :)

I love how Bruce's vigilante justice thing: I work alone, I am the night-

Got so outta of hand that, he somehow ended up with a small army of highly trained children that go out and whoop ass daily, that he can hardly control and would literally die for him.

He has no idea how it happened, bit it's too late to figure it out now.

Sup bitch

…. I have been so kind to you all and this what people have to say to me

Your faithful servant,

O.G

Masky with a bun in his hair

bunman

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????????????????

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

worth it

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

i have the feeling ddd gets Tony Hawk syndrome after he steps down as king/ retires or whatever. half the time his interactins w others are like “dedede? oh, like the previous king? wonder waht he’s doing right now.”

“this.”

The Adventure of Link