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Velvette Slang Masterlist: for the fandom
A gift from a humble Brit to anyone (not from the UK) wanting to write Velv convincingly ~
Hello you wayward sinner!
Are you looking to write Velvette into a fan fiction, comic, roleplay or something else? Would you like to make her sound legit but you have no idea about British (or indeed, South London) slang? FEAR NOT! I, Bapple, am here to hold your hand and guide you through the wonderful world of British slang so you can have fun making Velv sound legit. Let's proceed!
Not all of this will be limited to the UK, of course, and it's not an exhaustive list of ALL British slang either - it's just the kind of things Velv WOULD say as someone from South London.
Insults
For men: bastard, prick, wanker, knob, dickhead, wankstain, bellend, git, tosser, sod, cock, pillock, numpty, codger (means old man)
For women: bint, bitch, slag, wench, slut, tart, trollop, scrub
For anyone: arsehole, arse, twat, sket, muppet, minger (means ugly), bugger, gobshite, cretin
The absolute worst thing you can call someone else is cunt - this is very strong and isn't used in casual conversation, unless you are in VERY informal company, in which case it's thrown around like it's nothing at all. (Come here you cheeky cunt - playful)
Terms of Endearment
Babes, hun, luv, darlin', sweetheart, mate, sweetie, mucker, pal, blud, fam, dear, dearie, honey
Eg: "Alright babes? How's it going darlin?'"
British people often use insults affectionately, too, especially with close friends as a way to tease / banter. (You silly sod, you useless prick, you cheeky git, you daft muppet, etc)
Slang Words
Drunk: trollied, smashed, pissed, wasted, legless, hammered, sloshed, battered, bladdered, merry, shitfaced, arseholed, plastered, lashed
Good: banging, well good, mint, the dogs bollocks, ace, blinding, cracking, brill, fab, neat, beast, fresh, hench, jokes (that's jokes innit), lush, peng (good looking), sick, wicked, peak, wavy
Bad: grim, naff, shite, shit, crap, tat (useless old tat), minging, rank, dry, nasty, humming (means gross)
Pleased: chuffed, buzzing, tickled pink, sorted (I'm sorted mate)
Annoyed: gutted, miffed, pissed off, fucked off, fuming, raging, ticked off, well annoyed, bovvered (used more sarcastically eg: I aint bovvered), vexed
Curses
Bollocks, fucking hell, bloody hell, bugger, piss off, any of the insults used above
Other random words
Bare = a lot of (eg bare money)
Chirpsing, grafting = flirting
Garms = clothes
Lips = kiss (are you tryna lips me?)
Peng ting = good looking person / high quality thing
Standard = of course, yeah no duh (Yeah that's standard mate.)
Tight = cheapskate (Don't be so bloody tight!)
Yard = your house (Come over to my yard)
Banter = conversation that's funny, casual, playful (S'just banter innit)
Convo, chinwag, chat = conversation
Defo = short for definite (Oh he's defo up to something)
Other random phrases
Are you taking the mick? = are you mocking me?
Stop faffing around = be serious and stop messing about
That's mad = wow, I can't believe what you just said or that's amazing
Allow it = just leave it, it's no big deal (Whatever mate, allow it)
Other helpful pointers
When British people (who talk like Velv) swear angrily we do so many times in a whole sentence and add a lot of qualifiers, eg:
"Fuck off you fucking prick, you absolute fucking useless arsehole!"
"Don't piss me off babes or I'll fucking end your shitty little life!"
Making a crude observation about something nearly always a curse in-front of it, eg:
"That's fucking rank."
"It was fucking buzzing mate!"
The Magical Use of Innit:
Innit is a wonderful word that can be used everywhere, especially for someone from South London. It basically means "isn't it?" but it has MANY uses. It can be used to mean an agreement, like "I know right?"
"That was well good innit"
"He's a right twat" - response: "INNIT!"
"It's fuckin grim in here" - "Innit mate"
Adding "well" to words
That was well good - that was well bad - that was well grim
(You get the idea)
That's about it for now!
If I think of anything else I will edit this masterlist and if anyone has any questions please feel free to pop them in my inbox. Happy writing!
#velvette#hazbin hotel velvette#the vees#hazbin#hazbin hotel#tips for writers#tips for fanfiction#hazbin roleplay#hazbin velvette#fanfiction guides#writing guides#hazbin guide#bapple chats#bapple guides#masterlist#velvette masterlist#velvette x reader
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Alastor Drawing Guides
My Alastor drawing guides :3 Gonna do another expression page for him too. For someone who's always smiling, he has fantastic range <3
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Alastor's Rut Headcanons🦌
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Alastor X Reader
Warnings ⚠
⚠ its that time of the year and Alastor hates it, implied/suggestive, violence🔪, kisses ⚠
Alastor was in rut.
It was an uncomfortable part of his deer half that he had not accepted. He usually spent this time indoors or a radio broadcast slaughter to take his mind off it.
The problem is that this year it was different. Persistent.
He had a significant other.
They were the sweetest and deadliest thing. A demon that had started working in the hotel recently, with a good taste in music and food.
Rosie also favored them when he introduced the two.
He noticed himself become more possessive when other demons were too close to them. Or if some filthy scum would stare too long.
Then his antlers were itchy.
He had to rub his antlers against a tree to get rid of the feeling. (In the dead of night, somewhere far away from others. Satan forbid if anyone saw him.)
Having been a hunter, he knew what this meant..
There would be problems if anyone were to so much as touch his mate partner.
He'll let his love know about the rut. Mostly for their safety and know that its deer instinct.
During this time, he picked up a few habits. Like making sure his love was well fed, needs taken care of, and showered with gifts.
He already does that but its taken up a notch.
And he's more affectionate, physically that is. More kisses or hand holding PDA wise to steer off any rivals demons.
Almost killing Angel (When isn't he?) when the spider demon got too close to his partner.
Almost kills a few others too. And at some point he's basically sent home until he feels normal again.
You go with him because you're worried.
This leads to more intimate activities.
Of course he's doing his best to not go too far. Mostly kisses and gentle caresses.
Though there is one time that he needs relief of some kind..
I'll just let you imagine that bit.
Its around December that he starts to feel slightly better.
Let's his partner know that he's not comfortable during rut and thanks them for staying by his side. (Also apologizing if he made them uncomfortable.)
Its February when he finally feels normal again.
*scrolling through deer facts* Huh ok.
~Seline, the person.
Taglist@
@willowaudreykeyes @scary-noodlesblog @ducky-died-inside @c4rved-pumpk1n @stolas-thebirb @biromanticboba @kiraisastay @lbcreations-blog @pooplyface1423 @+?
ML for Alastor🎙
#alastor x reader#gn reader#x reader#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#the radio demon#headcanons#implied/suggestive#i had to read a hunter's guide for this and it was so weird
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Trying my best to make this look smooth
I failed 😔
#fyp#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#voxal#staticradio#staticlovetune#hazbin hotel#animation#i need more guide#😭
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Ok so the spider fucker- not Angel, the other spider guy with the weird voice effect- in Episode 3 of Hazbin Hotel is using INCORRECT GRAMMAR and it drives me INSANE!!!
randomly switching to saying "your" for a single time, before going back to thou/thee/thy/thine
saying "since thy manifested in this realm"... the correct version of this phrase would be "since thou manifested in this realm."
EDIT: "WHAT TROUBLES THOU"??? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??? THE CORRECT PHRASING IS "WHAT TROUBLES THEE"
OH GOD NOW HE'S SINGING AND ITS STILL ALL WRONG
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel critical#i guess??#incorrect use of thou/thee/thy/thine annoys ne#*me#especially when you can literally just open up wikipedia and theres a guide right there#this is probs gonna be the only thing i post abt this show on my blog#im just so annoyed by this
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Susan shows up demanding a tour of the hotel and complains at Vaggie about the tacky wallpaper while Alastor and Charlie aggressively play rock-paper-scissors over who has to be the tour guide.
#Alastor yells YES when he wins#Susan assumes this means he gets to be the tour guide#Charlie does not correct her#anyway this is when he decides to burn down the hotel#Susan asks if he's still dating that nice television man#Alastor asks if someone could just kill him instead#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin headcanons#hazbin hotel headcanons#hazbin vox#hazbin charlie#SUSAN
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Something about those immortals, y’know?
#hazbin hotel#good omens#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#bbc ghosts#charlie morningstar#vaggie#sir pentious#angel dust#husk#alastor#niffty#aziraphale#crowley#nadja of antipaxos#laszlo cravensworth#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#colin robinson#the guide#alison cooper#mike cooper#robin bbc ghosts#captain bbc ghosts#mary guppy#fanny button#katherine higham#thomas thorne#julian fawcett#pat butcher
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AceAlastorWeek2024 Day 2: No Touch Tuesday
Charlie would definitely give Al air hugs whenever she can
#acealastorweek2024#Alastor#Charlie#Charlie Morningstar#Hazbin Hotel#Hazbin Hotel Charlie#Hazbin Hotel Alastor#ace#aro#asexual#aromantic#aroace#ace pride#leaf art#i want them to develop a deeper friendship in season 2#Alastor will definitely guide and teach her how to handle things and they'll become friends and uh oh he'll get attached >:o)
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It looks like the final chapter of Pin the Blanket on the Demon is what my brain is determined to work on, so have a snippet of the chapter!
Lucifer needing to heal Alastor's wound from the battle is genuinely one of my favourite Radioapple tropes, and flinging Rosie into the mix was the best choice I've ever made.
#fic series: wooing guide#radioapple#radioapple fanfic#snippet#rosie hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel
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Hopeful prediction: We are going to get another duet between Angel Dust (now free) and Husk where Angel/Anthony tries to convince Husk that they are going to find a way to free Husk and that they are going to leave Hell behind together. With Angel/Anthony starting the song, taking up Husks role in their first duet. And the audience sees Husk slowly starting to sing along.
#huskerdust#listen I want Angel to be free first and for Angel to become the mentor/guide for Husk#Husk Hazbin Hotel#Angel Dust#Angel dust Hazbin Hotel
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Alastor: I'm gonna be a manipulative asshole!
Rosie: Okay, sweetie, have fun~!
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#rosie#hazbin hotel rosie#feathers rambling#this is about episode 7#the 'she's filled with potential that I could guide' 'I concur' lines#in Ready For This#Bros gonna manipulate the princess of hell and get attached by accident and then throw a fit about it#and Rosie's gonna watch with a cup of tea#I hope we see more of them#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes
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I'm back babies!!! Bringing you more antis being dumbasses!!!
And on your left you will see them contradicting themselves, saying that viv screwed herself over by taking the deal from Amazon, only to then appear to trash talk the views on her YouTube show as well. So which is it?
They then complain about her selling merch, completely ignoring the fact that this is a show posted online for free, and that they need to pay the artists somehow, and revenue from views aren't going to be enough. It's funny considering antis usually sit here yelling that she does not pay her workers enough, yet are irritated when she tries to get the funds to pay said workers.
At this point you are complaining for the sake of complaining.
Also, the fact that you are trying to make fun of her views when you likely haven't even gotten close to that number, nevertheless on every post, is hilarious in a pathetic way. Careful there, you're turning a bit green~
#vivziepop#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#helluva praise#in the beginning I was trying to imitate a tour guide#but by the end I sounded like a rich victorian lady#reading her frenemy to filth
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Lucifer Drawing Guides!
Heheh he's got so many silly expressions. I'm probably going to do a separate sheet for his demon form later.
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#hazbin lucifer#drawing guides
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Here's my latest insane theory:
Whenever Alastor goes full demon/power up, he gets stitches all over his face and body, right?.
If going full demon is meant to show their true form, we could consider the possibility that he's not a deer demon, but rather a puppet demon.
He wants to break free and be the one in control instead, "Guess who will be pulling all the strings"
Everything he does is a performance, a lie.
Motherfucker is Pinocchio.
#charlie could be his jiminy cricket who will try to guide him on the right path#he owns husk who looks EXACTLY like figaro#estoy desvariando PERO ME ENTIENDEN#i will keep pulling hcs and theories outta my ass until im given the full moon episode and after that i'll just keep going#to be seen who is his blue fairy who will turn him into a “real boy”#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#also jiminy being a cricket. niffty being a cockroach. he's got the little bug sidekick already#maybe charlie is cleo then?
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having thoughts about how Husk actually has very little left to redeem bc he started his journey of self-change before even coming to work at the hotel, but at the same time redemption isn't even his goal- he ain't even aiming for heaven, he just wanted to be a better person and maybe now with friends and especially Angel, who he supports so much and wants to see succeed, maybe now he has a reason to be a better person
#hazbin hotel#husk#warning I am about to ramble in these tags O7 I have a ridiculous amount of thoughts about this cat bird man#thinking about that word of god from vivzie that Husk is actively fighting his gambling addiction in hell#which besides the pilot we've only seen his gambling mentioned in the past#and idk if it's just because they had to focus on other things but we don't see him drinking as heavily as he did in the pilot#and first few episodes. like he actually wants to be sober#we know he used to be an overlord and we assume that comes with all the terrible overlord qualities#(aka there's no such thing as a good slave owner)#but the Husk we know now has been on both sides of this chain#he knows and respects boundaries. consent is super important to him. this feels like a moral you can't really have to be an overlord#he also sees everyone as more than just what they can do for him specifically. he gets NOTHING out of being Angel's friend#he gets NOTHING out of defending Angel and Cherri during the fight with the Exorcists#he knows when to open up and who to open up to and trust. and he extends a hand to someone in need. someone he ain't even close to-#and if it hasn't changed he is trying to beat his own vices despite not even being a guest of the hotel. he's staff. he doesn't HAVE to#participate in their activities or try to change. he was dragged into this#but dammit he does it anyway#(also if he is still trying to beat his gambling addiction I wonder if the pilot was a relapse. hm)#anyway ig what im trying to say is husk isn't a guest at the hotel but plays the role of a guide for the guests bc he's already#got a very strong and *GOOD* set of morals considering they're in hell#like his level of morals we've only seen /explicitly/ shown in hellborn. and yeah consent and boundaries is rock bottom even for Earth#but they're in hell so somehow the bar manages to be even fucking lower than that so I consider it a win#ALSO THE FACT THAT HE STOOD BETWEEN ANGEL & CHERRI AND THE EXORCISTS??? this mf is willing to DIE for these people#I am 100% sure that if Husk's soul didn't belong to Alastor he would already be redeemed#we don't know what he did in life and we don't know how bad he was as an overlord but we know who husk is /now/#and that person is a pretty damn good guy#he might have some work to do sure but he's already at least started his redemption before the show even began and#we're just seeing the tail end of it#god damn I really rambled in these tags i am so sorry#I just have so many thoughts about him
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Azrael, Angel of Death
Just my take on Azrael for Hazbin Hotel. I think Charlie deserves a loving but misunderstood Aunt.
I figured that the exorcist Angels' helmets were designed to mimic her helmet, since she is known as the harbinger of Death.
I also drew Emily cause' she's the best girl!
I'd like to think that since Azrael's duty to guide souls from the mortal realm into the spirit realm, she's akin to a reaper. When she takes the souls from their physical bodies, she also goes through their memories to create a soul scroll, which acts as a human's "Life in review" or "Record of existence". Azrael then takes this scroll, along with the soul, to the Hall of Divine Judgement. Where the Council of Archangels and God will Judge the soul. After the sentencing Azrael casts Instant transmission on the soul and they spawn in either Heaven or Hell.
Human souls never retain their memories of divine judgement since they're too overwhelmed with their lives flashing before their eyes.
#traditional art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#Hazbin Hotel Azrael#Azrael Angel of Death#she's so cool#I gave her that princess Luna type hair#azrael#She's a very neutral person#grim reaper#A spirit guide for the deceased#Selective mute character#aroace#I just think she's neat#hazbin hotel oc#Everyone thinks she's scary but she's actually pretty chill#She loves her brother and niece very much#hazbin emily
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