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Happy Birthday Jaune Arc
Jaune would be in his dorm listening to music while reading but until his door was kicked in and he would look to see it was all his friends holding a bunch of gifts. He would be confused but happy at the same time
RWBY(J)NOREW: Happy Birthday Jaune Arc!!
Jaune: Oh thanks guys but you didn't need to buy gif-
When he was about to finish his sentence, Nora would approach and place her fingers on Jaune's lips, shutting him up while everyone entered his room, arranging the gifts.
Nora: Look after you told us that I've been stuck on an island for like 40 or 30 years we want to do something good, So sit there and enjoy the gifts!
Jaune just sighed happily and got ready and the first gift he opened would be Ruby's. It would be a personalized knife in the colors of Jaune's armor and weapon.
Jaune: Wow thanks ruby I loved this knife it seems very useful when the situation gets tough if I don't have my sword or shield.
Ruby:No problem jaune but don't forget that it can also be turned into a gun!
Jaune heard that and would make a movement with the knife that would transform it into a pistol. Yang and Blake would approach Jaune and give him a gift that had bee colors. He opened it and received a collection of books and a personalized helmet.
Blake: Well I found my old collection of ninjas of love and I thought you would like the books, I recommend reading them when you are alone.
Yang: And I made this helmet for you so that when you go for a ride on your motorcycle or something, you'll have more security, but I can't promise that it will help you stop vomiting hah.
Jaune and the others laughed at what Yang had said and he left the books and helmet next to the knife, Next was Weiss who was holding a small box with her and his color combination, He opened it and found cupcakes with his emblem and Weiss's.
Weiss: K-klein told me that a good b-birthday gift is something you made yourself, so I hope y-you like it!
Nora: Got it, you made cupcakes! That's why they have your emblem alongside his!
The people would look at Weiss who was blushing but then they would look at Jaune who was also slightly blushing so he put the cupcakes together with the presents. Winter would come close to Jaune and give him an envelope and he would open it and see a large amount of money.
Winter: You deserve this amount of money for helping to save a kingdom and for protecting my little sister until the end, Thank you very much jaune.
Emerald would approach Jaune and she would give him a rabbit keychain. He would look at it and have a happy expression on his face.
Emerald: I know it's kind of simple but I was told that you liked rabbits and well I can get you this keychain and I hope you like it.
Nora and Ren, along with Oscar, would approach with a small box that was the combination of the jnpr team's colors. Jaune opened it and saw that inside was a juniper statue with pyrrha riding on it. He would be slightly shocked but happy.
Ren: We heard how you commented on how important Juniper was to you that we made this little sculpture. And if she were here right now we'd thank her for keeping you safe.
Jaune would start crying and everyone would be worried until they noticed him laughing and looking at them with a big smile on his face.
Jaune: You are the best friends anyone could have. Thank you very much for the gifts guys
Jaune would leave the sculpture on top of the closet near his weapon and shield and hug his friends who would hug him back and they would leave the room. Jaune was going out with them until Weiss approached him and kissed him on the cheek and then wished him a happy birthday.
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Ruby: And now, for the perfect birthday present for the perfect best boy in the show!
Jaune: (Opens gift)
Ruby: NOOOTHIIIIING!
Jaune: Oh, you guys suck! (Runs off)
Blake: Aw! What's wrong?
Weiss: Don't hurt yourself crying yourself to sleep tonight.
Yang: Hey, fatso! We got your favorite thing! DISAPPOINTMENT!
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Arc birthday party
Arc Resident
We find all of the arc family Except for the sisters and grandpa sitting in the living waiting for jaune arc to come through those doors.
Mr arc: where is that boy?
Ms arc: Honey, I don't think he's coming I think it's still pretty mad about you know not training him.
Mr arc sighs. "Yeah but It's been a long time ago He should get over it I did for as well being he's the only male arc to ever be born, the bloodline must live.
Ms arc: and you wanted him to go work on the family farm! Jaune is a grown man, so let's make him choose his life instead of us.
Mr arc: guess your right, but where is he also where the girls and my dad?
With jaune
Jaune freinds:
Grandpa arc:
"I see my grand son know me to wel, I love me some big Booty bitches!"
Jaune himself:
"Ah ha ha 😎 I'm Awesome."
Happy birthday Jaune you Earned it.
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It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?
All her friends are there too!
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#ruby rose#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#lie ren#blake belladonna#team jnpr#happy birthday pyrrha#velvet scarlatina
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Ruby: What did you get pyrrha gor her birthday?
Yang: I got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Ruby: Really me too.
Blake: I also got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Wiess: Looks like we all had the same idea.
Ren: Nora, please tell me you didn’t also get a jaune arc body pillow as well.
Nora: I got her Jaune.
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Pyrrha on her bed surrounded by jaune pillows and jaune shirtless with a bow on his head feeding her the chocolate cake he baked her.
Pyrrha: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#incorrect rwby quotes#arkos#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#jaune x pyrrha#happy birthday pyrrha#from that one meme about cats.
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Jaune: Good Morning Everyone!
Pyrrha: Wha- Jaune? Why are you up and about so early?
Jaune: Well, I just couldn't with it being my birthday and all, and I had some stuff -
Ruby: I Smell Double Chocolate Chunk with Hot Cocoa.
Jaune: Yep! I know what you're favorite is!
Ruby: What- Why would you bake something for me? It's your Birthday!
Jaune: Well, you, and Everyone else, have made this year especially, well, special, So I decided to thank you all!
Nora: So you baked something for Everyone?
Jaune: Yep! I got Wildberry Pancakes with Forever Fall Syrup-
Ruby+Nora: *Sprinting away* THANKS JAUNE BYE!
Jaune: Pyrrha, I baked you Zucchini-walnut bread with a pint of Argus Special Cinnamon Ice Cream.
Pyrrha: That's So expensive!
Jaune: Not as expensive as Weiss' Cheesecake. I had to get Atlesian 90% Dark chocolate, and Fresh Vanilla beans for that.
Weiss: How on Remnant Did you pay for that?!?
Jaune: I had to call in a couple Favors ...
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Roman: MMH! That kid sure knows how to make a Pumpkin-Crust Apple Pie!
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Jaune: But it wasn't anything I couldn't handle. Plus there's Pineapple Upside-down for Yang, I got stuff to make Shaved Ice for Blake since you can't really have it premade, and Wildberry Egg tarts for Ren.
Pyrrha: That sounds like a lot of work! We- How-
Jaune: Just enjoy it. If you want to pay me back then ... I dunno, the arcade always sounds like a cool place to be.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#rwby shitpost#happy birthday jaune!#roman torchwick
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Pyrrha: Happy birthday, Jaune! I called your family and got the recipe for your favorite meal! *wearing her spear-patterned apron, presents a plate of home-cooked food*
Jaune: Oh, cool! You made my mom’s pot roast recipe! Thanks, Pyr! *digs in*
Nora: : *watching Jaune eat his birthday dinner* That was nice of you to help Pyrrha cook for Jaune! Was it difficult?
Ren: Well…
Ren: …between you and me, Pyrrha is nowhere nearly experienced enough to prepare the recipe Jaune’s mother sent us. I wanted to take over, but Pyrrha wouldn’t hear of it, she insisted she make Jaune’s special meal herself.
Ren: I did what I could to coach her, but given the option, I would never have eaten that pot roast…🤢
Nora: Jaune sure doesn’t seem to mind, though…? How is he eating that stuff if it’s that bad?
Jaune: *going to absolute town* 😋
Ren: Let me show you a diagram that might explain matters… *holds up a poster*
Ren: This figure here represents “Jaune’s sense of taste,” and this one represents “Jaune’s love for Pyrrha.” Normally they don’t interact, but in the next figure…
Nora: “Jaune’s love for Pyrrha” beat up his sense of taste and stuffed its unconscious body in the trunk of a car.
Jaune: …any chance I could get seconds…? 😃
Pyrrha: 😘
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#happy birthday jaune
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Jaune and Pyrrha and Ruby were at a high-end fancy restaurant wearing the best clothes they had on them.
Pyrrha: I can’t believe that you two managed to get reservation to this place.
Jaune: Me and Rube protect the owner family from grimm and bandits during one of our mission to Vale. And he was so grateful for protecting his family from danger that he give us the V.I.P treatment for free.
Ruby: Which was nice because it mean me and Jaune can spoiled our princess to death~
Ruby and Jaune looked at Pyrrha with loving affection and Pyrrha cheeks burned red with embarrassment and happiness as she thanked the gods for giving her a second chance in life.
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Happy birthday for the best boy in rwby!!!
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Sea Otter!Faunus Arc DOUBLE FEATURE
Setting - It's somebody's birthday! So the Arc family goes out to dinner to celebrate! But somebody's being real full of beans today. And it's not the birthday boy.
Mama Arc: (Picks up her burger)
Papa Arc: (Reaches over)
Mama Arc: (Pulls plate) No, Nicholas. If you wanted fries, you should have ordered them.
Mama Arc: Nicholas! You do this every time!
Papa Arc: (Holding Jaune over the aquarium)
Mama Arc: Ugh! Fine! You win, Nicholas! Have a fry!
Papa Arc: (Lowers Jaune)
Mama Arc: Oh my god! Nicholas! Stop! I am not giving you anymore!
Jaune: (5YO, Chin on the water)
Mama Arc: (Crying) Why did you even order a salad? You hate salads! All you do is eat the croutons!
Papa Arc: (Doesn't stop)
Mama Arc: Nicholas! NICHOLAS!
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Papa Arc: (Sitting with his burgers)
Mama Arc: (Sitting with her salad)
Jaune: (Soaking wet, Sitting with nuggies)
Staff: (Come over, Sing happy birthday)
Mama Arc: (Covers her face)
Fun Fact! Sea otters males will ransom food from the female by holding her pup underwater until they are given by her.
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Setting - It's another beautiful day at the Arc family home. And what better way to spend the day than by doing a little father-son bonding... fixing the car.
Papa Arc: Okay... Jaune, could you hand me my 3/8 from my toolbox?
Jaune: (Walks over to the toolbox, See rocks)
Papa Arc: Jaune, hurry up in there!
Jaune: (Gulps, Doesn't know which one)
Papa Arc: Just grab the 3/8!
Jaune: (Shivering, Reaches)
Papa Arc: JAUNE! THE THREE! EIGHTHS!
Jaune: (Comes back, Hands rock)
Papa Arc: Thanks, buddy. (Hits car with rock, Car catches fire) Whoops! Jaune, grab the fire extinguisher!
Jaune: (Runs inside, Everything is rocks)
Papa Arc: You found it yet, Jaune?
Jaune: (Steps forward, Steps back)
Papa Arc: Jaune, hurry up in there!
Jaune: (Shivering, Crying)
Papa Arc: JAUNE?! JAAAAAAAAAUNE!
Fun Fact! Sea otters are the only marine mammal known to use tools. But it's mostly rocks.
#rwby#papa arc#mama arc#sea otter!faunus arc#natural habitat#happy birthday jaune arc#happy birthday jaune#natural habitat shorts
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How old is he? 20 or in between 40 or 50?
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Early happy birthday to the best boy
With a little bit of One Piece in there
#rwby#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#team rnjr#rnjr#lancaster#rwbabies#happy birthday jaune
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Ruby: It’s my birthday! So now the birthday tax is in effect, so I’ll be waiting. *holds out Halloween bucket in expectation*
WBY: *grumbling but offer ten percent of their candy*
NPR: *toss in ten percent of their candy*
Nora: This is so unfair…
Weiss: My candy… 😭
Yang: It’s fine girls, it gets easier after every year.
Jaune: Hey everyone, what’s going on?
Blake: Birthday Tax, per Ruby’s Law.
Jaune: Oh shoot, I left my candy in my locker. I can go get it.
Ruby: That’s okay, I can think of another treat you can offer me~
Jaune: Oh?
WBNPR: Oh…
Yang: Oh hell no.
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So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?
Thank you, and I hope you're ready.
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How To Get Your Man 9
Previously…
Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.
Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!
Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.
Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!
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Outside the Arc's residency
Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.
Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.
Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*
Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!
Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…
Yang: Wait what?
Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!
Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?
Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!
Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!
Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!
Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!
Yang:...Sorry
Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.
Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.
Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!
Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.
Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.
Mama Arc: She is…
The Arc's residency, Living room
Melanie: *Smiling and wearing a white dress* Hello, my name is Melanie Malachite, I'm Jaune's fiancee. Nice to see you again, Jaune.
Lil' Miss Malachite: What a handsome young man. You've grown a lot, Jaune.
Miltia: *On her phone* Sup.
Mama Arc: After you told me you were going to visit me. Invite the Malachite family so they can see you. Aren't you happy to finally see your childhood friends?
Jaune is shocked while Yang, well, I don't know the exact words to express her feelings right now.
Outside in the garden
Yang: *Screaming Angrily while her hair is heating like the sun itself* AAAAAAH!!
Weiss: *Looking at yang* Wow, so her enemy took her man….
Blake: *Also looking* Yep...
Weiss: Is it wrong for me to say that this plot is really good?
Blake: Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.
Weiss: *Surprise* Really?
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Weiss: Are we bad friends?
Blake: No... ok, maybe a little.
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Burning the grass with the heat of her hair*
Weiss: Ok, we have to calm her down.
Blake: How?
Ruby: Leave it to me!
She says while she is dress as a firefighter and has a fire extinguisher in her hand.
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Follow up to the previous prompt
Prompt
When the two arrived to the party, they definitely give different feels. Ruby has the biggest smile that it feels like she is glowing. Meanwhile Jaune is in a haggard state, all while the birthday girl is holding onto his arm. Is she subtle about what she did, or does she straight up admits to it?
Implied Sex.
Sequel Post Index: 1
Jaune and Ruby entered the room drawing attention to them due to the feel the duo’s exudes out
Ruby has the biggest smile and looks like she is glowing under a certain light. Holding Jaune strong arm.
Jaune on the other hand look an extremely haggard state with a exhausted expression and blank eyes.
Yang dressed like a old west cowgirl stepped forward to the duo’s, her face pale white and red at the same time.
Yang: D-Did you two….
Ruby respond was to give her older sister a wicked, smirking smile that caused Yang mind to have a complete mental breakdown.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby lancaster#lancaster#happy birthday#fictional birthday#implied sex#sequel post
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