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aurorasilverthorne · 2 years
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Mrs. Jeepers & Family Part #4
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abrahamvanhelsings · 2 years
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you know for all that we say book van helsing is nothing at all like popular media van helsing, i gotta say. for a man to proclaim "i shall cut off her head and fill her mouth with garlic, and i shall drive a stake through her body" and spew facts about vampires as though he's faced off against them a hundred times before, and then staying alone in a graveyard through the night to make sure a vampire doesn't get out of her tomb while knowing the bigger, badder vampire is out there and might come to visit. that's pretty hardcore. like sure he is the unhinged kindly grandpa we know and love and you never see that in the movies but also i feel like saying that's all he is undersells him by a mile and a half
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clownfire · 3 months
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So... before tomorrow's episode drops:
What is up with the Fangs?
theory talk + spoilers for episodes 0-5 of the suckening
Emizel has been described as (at least mechanically) being part Ventrue, part Brujah. The Ventrue part was inherited from his mother, the literal Ventrue queen; so Emizel's sire was from that clan.
The guy mentioned needing to 'prove himself', probably to his higher-ups who are also vampires, maybe even the ones who embraced him. The name too - with such overt theming - makes be think that the gang was founded and run by vampires.
Interested in seeing if the Fangs are affiliated with the local vamp society aligned with the Queen - working to maintain influence over organised crime, similar to how Deacon has some control over the LAPD - or if they're part of a faction trying to undermine her rule (think the Sabbat or Anarch movement of base-game VTM).
Both would have interesting consequences on the Demons, now that Emizel's aware of his claim to the throne.
Either 1) Emizel can take over the Fangs, or 2) He just became their prime target after he put a 'kill me if you want any chance of securing the throne for yourself' sign on his back with that little announcement at the Elysium.
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whatisgoingonpaul · 2 years
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FANTASTIC
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Seeing the movie in theaters was unreal and really enjoyable. You could hear a lot of the boys talking in the background more clearly and the movie was SO CRISP. I think it’s the new 4k footage but it absolutely was to its advantage.
Saw it with friends who are equal enjoyers of the peak bisexual vampire movie. Djsksksmms fun time all around.
Also Tim Cappello in 4k. Greased up saxophone guy 20/10
Everyone laughed in unison like the whole movie. A experience. (Love you grandpa Emerson you’re a real one)
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we-are-the-amb · 2 years
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Gotta write a fic someday, where Sam and Alan were turned in their teens, or early twenties and Edgar is human, but now a senior citizen. Can you imagine an enemy vampire going for this little old man, then Alan and Sam swooping in like, “That’s my little brother, you bastard!” and “Get your dirty ass fangs away from the old man!” 
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twyz · 1 year
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Grandpa from the Munsters>>>>>>>>
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kusatta · 1 year
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" if there is a future to be had, i will walk gladly into it at your side. " / @sozokami, nora.
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popironrye · 16 days
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I reblogged this with my last Max post, but I just love this scene so much, I'm gonna make it a post all on it's own! :3
Watching this movie knowing everything that happens and knowing who Max is, is such a trip.
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In this scene, Max got this goofy grin on his face when he sees Lucy being caring to a lost little boy. Almost like the grandpa vamp gets puppy crushes (which I totally believe by the way. I think all the vampires get first sight crushes, I mean did you see how David looked at Michael XD). Makes it all the more fitting when his own boys waltz right on in to bug him.
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I love the look on David's face in this scene. The boys walk around the counter, pretty much a complete circle around Max, and what's he doing. Too busy focused on Lucy to let them bug him. XD
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Then they come around to the front again, and what are they doing? Not looking ahead. All, especially David, are looking Max straight in the face. And the smiling Max immediately turns his attention on them to sorta scold them out of his store. And I can't believe I never noticed this until now. David actually looks at Lucy in this scene.
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There's a pause, but he looks right at her. Then he looks back at Max and Max has this serious expression on his face (that honestly tells me despite Max's line this is the FIRST time he's telling them to scram) and he isn't the only one. I thought Dwayne was looking at Paul, but I think he also looks at Lucy, as does Paul and Marko. And when David looks at Lucy again, I swear he's trying not to laugh.
David sees Lucy getting Max's attention, and he almost laughs. XD
Their dad is trying to score, and wants them out of there and they know it. Not to mention Paul's knowing shoulder grab on Dwayne is even funnier knowing Max is after Lucy in this scene and his👌gesture is a sign of understanding to Max. XD And then Max sorta rolls his eyes at the boys antics.
The deleted scene where the boys circle Lucy on their bikes is another scene I love where the boys know Max just wants a date, and they jump in to mess with her. It's gold.
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People are strange (platonic)
Basically the vamp boys had a kid they just now learned about.
This is entirely platonic and there’s a section for each of them individually as the father in this situation. beginning Half is just kinda context takes place two years before the film
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Your mother always warned you of monsters when you were younger
Ones that would hide within the shadows
Glowing red eyes
Gnashing pointed teeth that shine in moonlight
Hissing and growling like wild animals
Ones that looked like you and I
Who seemed impossibly beautiful, like carved statues of cherubs and angels Who were really the devil himself in disguise
She taught you to be wary of the world
To trust your gut and never brush off the chill that goes down your spine when you feel something was wrong
Many called your mama a paranoid woman
One who was skittish and afraid of the slightest bump in the dark
But you knew there was always something more to her fear
A reason as to why she’s deathly afraid of the clock chiming midnight
You trusted her for she was your mother
You never complained from her working long hours to make ends meet or about not getting the latest toy
Her getting home late and locking the door, shaking hands and uneven breaths was enough to always keep you from making a pep
Especially as it all melted away at the sight of you waiting patiently to greet her despite how late it was
She was tough as nails despite how people gave her looks for raising you on her own
Yet another reason you respected her more than just being your mom
So despite how you had to move yet again you didn’t complain
Especially as she said that in this place the two of you would be staying in a bigger home
So she packs up yet again
And the two of you load up into her car, putting the limited amount of items into the trunk before making the trip to Santa Carla
The so called “murder capital of the world” via the back of a billboard advertising the place
The sun is up and as she drives through the town you see all kinds of people
People from different backgrounds and subgroups
It was all fascinating to your 12 year old mind
Especially since you’d only see leather clad and studded jackets on tv
Never up front and in person
You peered out in wonder at a few of the leather wearing people, even getting a few small waves or smiles from them
It made you wave back as your mom drove past a boardwalk
One that piqued your interest without much effort
Perhaps it was the sight of carnival games that were likely rigged
Stuffed Prizes as big as you were
Sugary sweets and greasy delicacies
Flashing lights from stomach churning rides
The sound and smell of the salty water of the sea crashing into the shore
But something drew you there
It was like a call in your mind
Beckoning you to go
Like Alice following the white rabbit into wonderland
Your mother sees your stare and chuckles a little
Hands gripping the steering wheel as she turns it
“Did you know that I used to live here?”
“Really?!”
“Yep. The house we’re gonna live in is where I used to live when I was a teenager”
“But…I thought grandpa and grandma didn’t like you because of me?”
“Grandma and grandpa…are in a retirement home. We got the house in return”
At that you nod
It sounded like it made sense
“Mommy actually used to go the board walk quite a bit. Maybe you’ll have fun there”
“I’m allowed to go there?”
“Yeah but…remember what I said about following your gut. Alright?”
“Ok!”
Moving in is relatively quick
The place is old and furnished in antique furniture
It’s better that what the two of you had before except for the old person smell
But that would go away with time…and fabreeze
You traverse through the place finding what you assumed to be your mom’s old room
It’s untouched
Remnants of the 60’s turning into what you think to be the 70’s
Posters hang on the walls, Janet Joplin and Jim Morrison are two you can clearly recognize
Their music played on the way to this very house
The covers of the bed are soft as you flop down onto the duvet spread of swirls and sunflowers
Your bag following suit as it spills open to let your stuff tumble out onto the bed
By the time night hits your surging with energy as your mom gets ready to go to her new work
It was weird but for some reason you always felt more energetic at night
Your mom always said you got that from your dad which made you giggle
You never knew him
Only heard bits and pieces about him from your mother who guarded it to her heart
Naturally you were curious about the man since he WAS your father
But by how hesitant she seemed you eventually brushed that curiosity away for her sake
Your mom gives you twenty dollars and a kiss on the cheek after handing you a sweater just in case
The rule was to be back by 10 which you’d definitely abide by lest you have this privilege taken away
So your off
Into the boardwalk you go as the last bits of sunlight die
The sun slowly going down in the horizon signalling night to take reign
Your a bit overwhelmed since this is the first time having such a big sense of freedom
Plus there are so many people here
For awhile you end up laying a few games, winning cheaply stuffed prizes before ending up getting some ice cream
You end up sitting by the steps going down into the beach
It was quieter there and less busy making it relaxing as you listened to the waves
And then you heard the sound of moter cycles roaring
Your eyes turn to see 4 boys, all teenagers around 18 or 19 coming to a stop
Their all laughing to themselves
Two blonds seemingly play fighting as another watches with a tall dark haired man
You get up from your spot, whipping of stray bits of sand sticking to you and approach the group who’d yet to notice you
“I like your jackets”
Their eyes search around for a moment before trailing down to you
Staring up at them with interest
You notice how whatever they were gonna respond with dies in their throats
You miss how momentarily their eyes flash to an cat-like yellow hue from being distracted from the detailing of their leather coats
Specifically the one with all the patches and dangly bits
The one in the centre responds first, thanking you before kneeling down a bit to be at a better height
Up till then you had to crane your neck up to look at the 4 of them
He introduces himself and then the others
There’s a noticeable intrigue in them that doesn’t go unnoticed by you
The one named Paul chimes in asking if your here with some friends
You respond with the truth that your here alone, your first night in your new home
“Must be pretty brave coming here all alone” the one named Marko comments with a wild smile
“Mom says the same thing. She also always says trust your gut”
“What does your gut say about us?”
“That your cool”
That gets a good laugh out of them
The rest of the night you spend it with the rowdy group of bikers
Paul and Marko showing you the best hacks for winning the carney games
David buying you a burger that you snack on as the night progresses
Dwayne placing you on his shoulders when you mention your feet starting to hurt
It’s fun
Possible the most fun you had in a long while
At a lot of your old schools you never really made friends
Partially due to the fact you knew you’d move but also cause you could never really click with other kids your age
But it seems that within minutes of meeting these delinquent bikers you’d made the friends you had so longed for
But eventually the night comes to an end the minutes to 10 are ticking down and you have to head home
You notice how distinctly upset one of them are compared to the rest
And how in your own way you feel the same
Almost as if you were about to leave a part of your soul if you left
“I’ll be back tomorrow night. We can meet by the same spot if you’d all like”
Immediately the mood is lightened
David nodding as the others smile and wave you off as you take the path home
Despite how dark the streets were and how afraid you probably should be when walking home in a new town
Let alone one named the murder capital of the world
You feel at ease
Safe beneath the starlit skies as the moon lead your way home
At some points you could’ve sworn you felt eyes on you but there was no feeling of danger
You could even dare say you felt protected as the wind howled last you
When you get home your mom is there to greet you with a smile
One that seemed less stressed than normal
“How was it?”
“It was fun!. I made some friends I think”
“You think?”
“Yeah…well this older than me but super cool”
She nods with a smile, sending you to bed with a spark of familiarity in her eyes as she stares out a window
The next night you keep your word, going to the same spot you met them when the light died
Letting night take it’s place
They arrive like they did last time but instead of laughing amongst themselves they immediately head to greet you
It repeats like this for your night times
Their always filled with fun and laughter as the group quickly welcomes you to its metaphorical ranks
There is an unknown sentiment shared between them
One that it takes awhile for your young child brain to catch onto
Eyes sending silent sentences as they ruffled your hair
The way how there’s an unspoken rule between them that at least one is with you at all times
How out of the bunch one specifically seems to linger near you more than the others
An unknown emotion filling their eyes as they have to say goodbye once the clock chimes 10
And then joy when they see you the next night at the boardwalk
How that one of the group is always the first to find you and greet you
It’s odd
But perhaps not in a bad way
It makes you feel happy and comfortable
Almost as if you greeting your dad after a long day of work or saying goodbye to him
It’s a feeling you enjoy especially as the nights are filled with joy
But with that also comes the odd feeling you have with them
A sense of kinship beyond just regular friendship
Something more alike to being part of a family
Along with that is also the odd smell your sometimes find lingering near them
It’s faint but there, an irony twang that isn’t from the studded boots or moter cycles
It hangs from them in an essence that only you seem to notice
For some reason you imagine the smell as an almost red mist
Something that also lingers around the video store that they avoid as best they can
Not like you can blame them though
Something in you tells you that danger lies there so you never go near it
There a noticeable change in you as you spend time with them
A sense of energy when the sun sets that leaves you somewhat confused since it wasn’t to this extent before
Now you felt as if you were more alive at night
Sometimes taking hours to even try to force yourself to sleep when your supposed to
And despite that you feel energetic as usual during the day but especially at night
It becomes an ongoing cycle you endure
Because if it meant being able to spend time with the boys you’d befriended then you’d bare it
David like the others can instantly tell that your his kid
They all can
It’s safe to say your now his number one priority
For a long while David feels clueless as to how he should handle this
Cause on one hand he wants to just take that step into fatherhood
To be there for you as best he could without up and saying he’s your dad
But at the same time he doesn’t know if that’s what you want or need
And that leaves him more scared than he’d like to admit
He doesn’t want to be like Max, someone who’d come into your life uninvited and decide that he’s now your dad
It’s fucked up and they know all about it from now being his “sons”
So for awhile he’d keep the relationship as being a big brother figure until he gets hints that he’d think it would be ok to take a more fatherly role
It’s odd for him to feel so…soft
He’s normally composed and at times gruff
The complete opposite of how he is when your tugging him to booth to win a prize
For the first in a long time David allows himself to let his guard down
To let the walls guarding his heart topple down and be vulnerable
It’s something he doesn’t do often even with the others
So it means a lot to him that he can do so without worry
He takes to hovering around you a lot
he’s not really affectionate like Paul or Marko but likes to just silently be near your presence
Watching you smile at a dumb joke
It comforts him that your not afraid of them, of him
That despite the looks and the scared glances from other people on the boardwalk you always come back
That also leads to him worrying for you
Especially since there are monsters in Santa Clara that may not be vampires but in his opinion much worse than they are
It’s cause of that he ends up personally watching and making sure your ok
That you get home safe to your mother
Speaking of which he may or may not be a bit bitter she kept you a secret from him
He partially understands her reasoning but it still hurts
What matters though is that he can be there for you now
Your a smart kid and it makes him proud especially as you begin taking after him in small ways
Sometimes it’s with how you walk as if you owned the place
Or how you went about a situation
He can’t help but chuckle a bit when thinking about it especially when he gifts you a coat similar to his own
The sight of which makes his crack a smile as you add it to your daily attire
It makes him feel a stroke of pride as you parade around like a mini him
Everyone knows that he’s something akin to a paternal figure to you and with that comes no one on the boardwalk messing with you
Unless they want him and the boys on their asses with a potential of ending up on a missing poster
But once again with that comes Max
Shit grinning Max who just had to stick his head into what didn’t involve him
David won’t admit it but he’s always on pins and needles when around the older vampire
For someone who is normally in control and the most powerful in a room he feels weak when the other vampire is around
All grip on the situation slipping out his fingers like sand in an hour glass
An sturdy object now cracked and moments away from breaking under the pressure of a fake smile and yellow eyes
Unsurprisingly Max is happy with this development
David dare even say ecstatic which leaves him uneasy
It’s better than him being mad but he can see the gears turning in his sire’s head
The prospect of his fucked up family dream coming one more step into fruition
Max makes one demand that David hesitantly agrees to which is bribing you in to meet him
So despite his clear hesitation David begrudgingly does so after exposing his…dad wanted to meet you
None of the boys are happy either but they put up some practices smiles and are able to convince you to help them pick out a video to watch
During this encounter you stick by David who is more than eager to shield you away from Max’s view as subtly he can
The older vampire peering down at you with intrigue
Despite nothing being amiss with the man behind the counter you feel uncomfortable
Something about him was wrong
The kind smile feeling almost Artificial as it hides something malicious behind it
You put up with that feeling though
Instead giving a shy but cordial greeting as Paul picks a film with Marko
Dwayne watching not too far away as David grasps your hand
The sight of which makes Max grin
After that the group takes you to their small hangout after you had gotten permission from your mom to stay longer
It’s something akin to a dream-like cave
Sea glass and beer bottle strung up to create blobs of coloured light
A large poster of Jim Morrison hanging on the wall just like your mom’s room that became your own
This places feels magical
“You like it?”
“Yeah!. Mom has a poster of Jim as well”
“Really?, well she must have good taste”
There’s a hidden amusement in his voice as he brings forth a wheelchair that he offers you to sit down in
It’s reminiscent of a throne as you sit down
David wheeling it closer to where the others sit as you giggle in delight
His eyes drift over to the bejewelled bottle every once in awhile as everyone watches the film
A part of him wants to offer it
That sweet golden ticket of immortality
But he holds back knowing it would be cruel
Though they may be sadistic he can’t bring himself to tricking you into turning
Can’t rip away your humanity and tear you away from your mother
He can’t find himself going to betray your trust
Perhaps later on in your life he’d offer it but for now he’ll lock those thoughts away
Despite how some part of his wishes to keep you forever young
Forever his child
His eyes trail back down to you dozing off
The others can’t help but laugh as the big bad David gentle picks you up with a certain soft look in his eyes
He glares but it only makes Paul and Marko’s giggles louder
Dwayne just smirks and nods
Getting the silent message of making sure the other two bozo’s didn’t burn down the cave as he left
And so he takes off into the sky with you in hand
Your smaller form fast asleep amongst the stars of the midnight sky
He can’t help but think about how fragile you are compared to him
A monster of the night
When he knocks on the door to your home he’s met by your mother whom stares with nostalgia
He asks if he can enter and she lets him
His jacket seems to flutter from a breeze coming in behind him
The next morning you wake up tucked into bed with the strangest dream of soaring the night skies
Your new friends Edgar and Allen say that you’d been reading too many superman comics
Dwayne feels his now unbeating heart stop as he stares down at you looking up towards them
Round innocent eyes that almost make him crumble and lose his usual stoic shield
He had always had a soft spot for children
And with you he absolutely melts like butter left in the Californian sun
The giant of a man accompanying you as you held onto his hand or the edge of his jacket
Out of them all he definitely takes to the role of dad the fastest
The quiet giant becoming the epitome of a gentle giant for you exclusively
It’s funny to the others how Dwayne will go from stoic badass to holding your hand when there’s a crowd so you don’t get lost
Honestly their all especially happy for him considering they all knew he once had a desire to have a family
It was initially what Max played on into initiating the brunette
Only for him to realize that those dreams were manipulated and played on
It’s due to that he is especially protective when he realizes you can be used as tool by Max
Like David he looms nearby but secretly loves giving you any affection that your comfortable with
Whether that be holding his hand or being placed on his shoulder is up to you but he never complains
In fact he only gently smiles, the edges of his eyes crinkling as a look of calm appears in his eyes
Dwayne (unlike the others) loves talking about historical events they had lived through
Of course he framed the stories as from relatives or now dead family members but there’s a certain look in his eyes that tells he’s talking of personal experience
Dwayne is a pro at the carnival games since he often times had to win them for Marko or Paul
He uses this to his advantage by winning you any and every prize you’d ever want
Whether that be the big ones or small your getting it
Thing is as well is that you don’t even need to ask him, he already seems to know which one you want and the next night or hour he returns with it in hand for you
The others now laugh cause now he stocks up on the cheaply stuffed toys and trinkets at the cave
Their in a neat pile away from the mud and grime
Plus Marko’s nabby hands for when he needs supplies for a new art project
Speaking of which he basically looms over Marko’s shoulder as he’s making you your own coat to match his
Jaguar and all
Marko knows he’s just excited but he has to shoo him off since having a giant looking over your shoulder while you work is kinda distracting
In the quiet moments where he sits with you and have ice cream by the beach he tells you of tales
How each constellation has a story
How flowers have certain meaning in Victorian and various cultures
Along with that he reads to you books of old
Ones with flowery language long forgotten to the modern world yet he holds an appreciation for
During when he reads he lets your read aloud with him, taking turns voice characters as he helps you sound out harder words
It makes him more happy than you can imagine that has someone (let alone his own child) to read along with
He likes Shakespeare and stuff considered to be classics but he has a soft spot for fantasy novels like Tolkien
Once considered reading to you Dracula but held back thinking that it maybe too on the nose and give you suspicions
It’s at this point he would also explain to you in detail his heritage of indigenous origin
Stories passed on from his people that he now shares to you
When he does so theirs a certain gentleness and vulnerability he has in his tone
It had been once again something he had dreamed of doing, passing down stories just as his parents and grandparents before him
One that was yet again something he didn’t think he’d get to do
But here he is, beneath the starry night sky retelling stories generations old as you look to him with pure amazement and interest
Something that makes him a bit more teary eyed than he’d like to admit
He often worries about your sleep schedule and about your health in general partially due to the fact none of them know what a half-vampire entails
Nor do they want to ask Max out of fear of sounding too suspicious
So he kinda has to wing it
Through the night he constantly makes sure to get you snacks and drinks to keep you hydrated
The other joke that he’s a mother hen but he takes that in pride
Pride that he can care for his own flesh and blood
But of course nothing can last forever and Max catches on when you accidentally stumble into his shop on night with Dwayne behind you
Safe to say it’s a bit of an awkward talk that has implications you don’t catch onto as the two “talk”
Well it’s more like Max is talking as Dwayne gave short answers and silent messages through his glare
Meanwhile your peaking out from behind the movie selection as the man behind the counter stares at you with interest
When the two of you leave after that you notice how for a long while he gets more protective
His hand gripping yours a bit tighter than usual or how his eyes scour through the crowds when your on his shoulder
When he brings you to the cave (after your moms permission to stay out later than usual) you ride with him on his bike
Unlike the others (cough Marko and Paul cough) he drives safely
He also makes sure that your comfortable enough
Once there he carefully guides you down into their base
Being sure so that you don’t trip over any stray jutting stones or debris laying around
It comes to no surprise that he talks of the history of this place
From how it sunk to how stalactites now begin to form
You sit down with him at the old fountain and he pulls out an old copy of Hamlet
He reads as the others do their own thing nearby, casually listening or throwing in a quip from time to time
It’s fun especially as Paul makes a remark that their all to dramatic
That gets a rock thrown at him by David
When your getting tired though he takes you home on his own
The hum of the motor cycle making it really easy to fall asleep as the very early hours of the morning
Your mother can only smile at the sight of him walking you to the door hand in hand
The next while that becomes a tradition
One in which that has you always happy at the end of the night from the fun memories and how easy it was to fall asleep
Dwayne’s new favourite activity though is teaching you to dance since you randomly asked one day
The tune of a song from the smiths or echo and the bunny people filling the cavern
Bouncing off it’s old walls as you stand on his feet following his lead
He fells at peace, purely content and happy in a way he hadn’t experienced yet in his undead life
“Am I doing this right?”
“You are, just follow my lead”
Edgar and Allen say he’s unfortunately not allowed in their shop cause he refuses to still wear a shirt so you can’t introduce them yet
No shirt no service as they say
Paul is freaking the fuck out internally cause out of all of them he was a dad
Him
The smooth talking ladies man who was as high a kite almost every night
Is he upset by this revelation? Fuck no
Is up surprised and unprepared? Hell yeah
Unsurprisingly the others tease him about this quite a bit but he doesn’t bite back since he’s too distracted wrapping his head around how he should act around you
Like the others he’s had a particular bad home life back when he was alive so he doesn’t really know how to be a good dad
Part of him fears that he’ll end up like his father
Controlling and often times would hurt him for acting out
It leaves him fearful that he could become him for he is already a monster of the night
There’s no telling if he’d fall as far as his dad
The others remind him he would never but a part of him still worries
During his time with you he is always cracking jokes and quips to hear you laugh
It’s perhaps his new favourite thing to hear as a smirk spreads across your face
A sight in which he does his best to be a constant expression on your face
The so called “twisted sister look alike” likes indulging in games with you
Along with spinning you around in the air or running with you sitting on his shoulders
Marko helps him with a lot of the these endeavours
The other golden hair vampire helping in the schemes he makes to make your nights all that more enjoyable
Several of which are stopped by Dwayne of David cause their apparently “dangerous” and “could blow our cover you dumb blonds”
The dumbass duo now becomes a trio cause your dragged along with them
The only braincell on the group as David and Dwayne desperately hope you don’t lose said braincell with hanging out with the two
Paul is very affectionate and shows this both verbally and physically
He’s constantly telling you how cool you look and patting your head
It’s his way of making sure you know your always loved
You can definitely bet he sneaks you into concerts that you maybe shouldn’t be at
And then at said concert he parades you on his shoulders so you get a good view
Wild hair flying everywhere as he bops to the tune with you doing the same
With you now taking up most of his attention he focuses less on woman since he’d rather spend time with someone who he knows won’t leave
Even when he does talk to woman though it isn’t like it was before
What started off as flirting derails when he starts talking about how proud he is of you and-
And the woman has now left and he hadn’t noticed
David jokes that he’s lost his skills but he doesn’t really mind as much as he initially thought
He just laughs it off with a “whatever you say man” before taking you to yet another booth where he wins you something
And steals a few extra prizes
He steals you quite a bit of stuff
Like you were looking at something for a millisecond?, he’s mentally notes that down to yoink later
Bit of a kleptomaniac so he has a shit ton of old concert merch and collectibles that he gifts to you
David been complaining that it’s piling up in the cave anyways so he’s happy it’s going to a good home
Still a bit sad cause he’s emotionally attached to those items but feels a sense of happiness when he sees you wear the old band shirts he’s collected
Speaking of which he had a ton of unused patches Marko has been unable to touch that he has added to your coat
All the way from Jimi Hendrix and the doors to Motley crew and black sabbath
He tries to hold back smoking near you but there are the times where he ends up high and is around you
You actually find Paul to be really funny when he’s high
The others disapprove cause it’s not exactly a respoible thing to do in front of a kid and cause he gets chatty and on several occasions almost blew their cover
He does try to tone it down for your sake though
Which is more than David could ever convince him to do
It probably doesn’t take long for Max to catch on that’s something going on that he hasn’t been let on to
Doesn’t fucking except Paul of people to have a kid
Well…maybe that’s a lie, he does know that he is quite good with women but still
Like the others Paul doesn’t really like Max but he at least tries to hide his discomfort with a lazy smile
Don’t be fooled though cause his foot is bouncing anxiously
Max is of course all smiles as you place a movie you’d like onto the counter
Paul holding your hand as you feel sweat begin to form on his
Max greets and talks with him but you can sense something is odd
The encounter ends fast and leads with Paul putting you on his shoulders and running off into the crowds
You still feel the other man’s eyes watching the two of you disappear into the sea of people
Eventually your able to get permission to go with them to their cave on the condition they drop you off back home
In an instant Paul is showing you his area of the cave
His figurative treasure trove that your allowed to touch without the worry of having a rabid Paul set loose for touching his stuff
You sit on a pile of old shirts as he shows off some trinkets that he thought were particularly cool
It’s there he also plays some of his favourite albums from the mixtapes Marko made
At some point he begins singing along with you following suit
Laughter and giggles every few verses as you mess up words and only remember the chorus
It’s the most fun thing he’s done
It’s so mundane yet it seems to ingrain itself into his memory
Something he’d hold close when he felt particularly lonely
When he takes you home he decides to park his motorcycle at the board walk and take you the rest of the way by foot
You laugh and joke with him and it warms his undead heart
You talk of your dreams and he makes you promise to never doubt your ability to accomplish them
Something his dad never did
Your mother already awaits at the door when he drops you off
He smiles and shoots her a flirty remark she giggles at as she shoo’s you to bed
As he’s about to leave she says he and the others always welcome to stay if the sun is too close
He nods and disappears into the night
Edgar and Allen say Paul isn’t allowed in the store after once catching him stealing several comics
Along with the fact their concerned his dumbassery will end up with the shop in flames
Marko is dumbfounded but also jumping with fucking joy
HE HAS A KID!!!
Oh my god- ow
Yeah definitely excited but then realizes that means he has a tiny human he’s now responsible for
A tiny human who is more fragile than regular humans
In an area infested with creepo’s and surf nazi’s
He’s now internally screaming and Dwayne is doing his best to help cause they all can hear it through their mind link
Definitely anxious about now having a kid who doesn’t know he’s their dad but simultaneously he knows their his kid
David is so close to sometimes snack him on the head
Marko is personally good with affection and dishes it out quite often but his favourite is gifts
Me makes (and steals) you sooo much stuff
Like if Paul was bad for snatching shit then Marko is going to a new level for you
Out of the bunch he’s the most artistic
And he’s very passionate about it
Me makes you bracelets, handmade pins out of bottle caps, patches and doodles
All of which end up being kept safe in your room or added to your clothes
He’d absolutely love to take you “shopping” around the boardwalk for supplies before starting an art project with you
Hunched near the beach as the two of you paint some random shit with patterns and drawings
It’s due to this the fights in the boardwalk has gone down 50%
David has almost staked himself several times for the countless times Marko and Paul end up in stupid situations as they dragged you along
It’s nothing too bad, just some light mischief that leaves you giggling as he runs with you clinging to him
He only wins at the carnival games cause he cheats via vampire powers
Like he could’ve learned to do it properly over the years
But using an ability is sooo much easier
Plus somehow miraculously winning every time to watch the hope drain from a vendors eyes is satisfying to him
As is reaping the rewards of giving you a giant plush and getting a bright smile
One time you surprised him with something you won him and he still cherishes it
He even gave the plush a name and refuses to let anyone but him touch it
That goes along with any drawings or small artwork you give him
It could be something as small as a post it note with a smiley face and he’d be asking David to frame it on a wall
He decides to make a scrapbook to keep it all in
Certain drawings he really likes end up becoming custom patches that he adds to his coat
Unlike the others who want to give you a jacket that relatively matches their own
Marko goes off the wall in creating something similar to his but at the same time different
He’s an artist, he ain’t making the same thing again
Do you know how that hurts his soul?…if he still had one!
…plus Dwayne would probably strangle him if your jacket had a half naked woman like his own
Your jacket becomes his main project he works on
Yours is customized to your liking with patches of bands you like
To Italian tapestries much like his own
He adds charms and beads and-
David has to stop him before it becomes too heavy for your small form to carry
They once had to stop Marko from committing a art heist cause you offhandedly mentioned you like one of the paintings a local museum had
He verbally torn apart by Dwayne but it was so worth it in his eyes since he was able to raid the gift shop for prints instead
(Still sucks he couldn’t get the original)
Sometimes when he’d feeling nostalgic he takes you around the area and shows you works of art he may or may not have made
Their all anonymous works so he can just tell you his “interpretation” of what it’s supposed to mean
He loves hearing your input though
Hearing your own version of how you view the message of a piece as he looks on
Marko has been breeding and training pigeons for generations so he definitely introduces you to his feathered friends
He shows you how to tell if their happily coo’ing and where to pet them
His favourite of the bunch is one he named “Legosi” after the actor
Legosi now ends up being a messenger pigeon that he uses during the daytime to send you little motivational messages or small charms
Like Paul it doesn’t take long for Max to catch onto something being amuck
And Marko is fucking terrified as he attempts to act like his normal self as the man behind the counter of the video store looks down at you with a smile
It feels almost like a predator smiling down at prey
When he takes you to the cave he shows you all his projects and artwork that is found around
The fountain and the pigeons
It’s fun especially since he shows you all the random supplies he’s collected over the years
Including weird ass paints that aren’t in production due to them using dangerous materials like arsenic
The others watch on as the usually chaotic blond becomes calm as the two of you finger paint
Or he teaches you to sew
It’s probably the most content they’ve seen him in a long while
He won’t tell you it but he has a habit of accidentally just divulging in Italian as he talks about amazing you are to the others without even noticing he’s switched languages
Yet again not allowed into the comic shop for stealing plus Edgar and Allen swear he’s cut out panels when their not looking
You can confirm after seeing his collage’s with comic strips that he probably cut out from the pages
For someone often considered paranoid many people find it odd how your mother moved back to her hometown of Santa Clara
Even with the inheritance of her parents home it still felt like a departure from how she normally was
The woman who’s jump at the slightest of sounds
Or insisted on having at heart 3 locks on a door
But perhaps what’s more strange is her response as to why she lets you, a 12 year old, out at night
Something that normally would seem like a decision only made by negligent parents in this town polluted by missing posters
“Their probably the person with the most safety in this town. Cause I’m this case their the metaphorical princess with a group of dragons there to protect them”
Most would write off this statement
But it’s more true than anyone would initially think
For the monsters who lurk the night don’t hurt one of their own
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aurorasilverthorne · 2 years
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Mrs. Jeepers & Family Part #3
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fallingthruspace · 5 days
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Lost Boys AU where Max is the only one that dies & Lucy just sort of...adopts everyone.
- David, Dwayne, Paul, Marko & Laddie are now Her Boys just as much as Michael & Sam.
- David calls her Lucy, Dwayne calls her Mrs. Emerson, Paul & Marko both call her Ma.
- Even Star is brought into the family & Lucy is beyond happy to have another girl around the house.
- The cave is still used for partying/hanging out/etc but for the most part they've all moved into the Emerson house. The attic windows were blacked out & the vamps sleep up there by hanging from wooden beams.
- Laddie had a bed up there too so he can "share a bedroom" with his brothers.
- Paul forgives Nanook for almost killing him and they are now Best Friends.
- Nanook essentially becomes their Hell Hound and positions himself outside the attic door during the day.
- Dwayne is Grandpa Emersons favorite because he isn't a pain in the ass & is good with cars.
- Sam wasn't really a fan of this new situation at first but eventually warmed up to it. Now he likes having five extra brothers (even if four of them are vampires)
- The vamps & the Frog brothers have a tentative sort of truce.
- Contrary to popular belief vampires can be photographed & Lucy gets a big family photo taken of everyone to hang up in the living room.
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Piece by Piece Pt. 3
Title: Piece By Piece Pt. 3
Summary: Dean and Sam rush to save M.K. and Tina.
Characters: Reader Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, original characters
Word Count: 2,446
Warnings: Canon-typical violence and peril
Author’s Note: This story was originally posted by myself under the account Winchestersgirl92. It was published in 2017.
Read Piece by Piece Pt. 2 here.
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My hero is my dad. I’ve never met him but Momma tells me about him all the time. He doesn’t live with us because he travels all over America saving people. Momma says Daddy is a hero. She says that his brother Sam is a hero and his dad John is too. She says that Daddy and Grandpa John saved her when she was a teenager. That’s how my Momma and Daddy met. I hope one day I get to meet him too. I know that if I am in trouble, my Daddy will save me just like he saved Momma and all those other people too.
Dean reads over the paper for the fifth time, shaking his head. He and Sam had been back at the motel room for a while now. Dean is kicked back on one of the beds and Sam is at the table across the room, his laptop open in front of him. He was supposed to be doing research, finding the vamp’s nest. But he isn’t. He’s watching his brother. Dean looks up at him.
“Well?” Sam asks. Dean sighs and rises from the bed. He walks over to him and drops the paper on the keyboard of the laptop. As Sam reads over it quickly, Dean moves to the little refrigerator and grabs a beer. “Wow.”
“Yea, I know. How am I supposed to live up to all that?” Dean asks, walking back over to the table. He sits across from Sam and twists the top off his bottle. “Y/N’s painted this elaborate picture of what we do and I – I’m no hero, man.” He was starting to second guess meeting her after all. Sam sets the paper aside, watching his brother again.
“Dean, her definition of a hero seems pretty straightforward. Saving people. That’s what you do,” he tells him. Dean sighs and runs a hand over his face.
“I don’t know about this anymore, man. I mean, I don’t know how to be a father. And I sure as hell don’t know anything about a little girl,” he says. Sam laughs lightly and Dean shoots him a glare. The younger brother shrugs, looking back at his laptop.
“It’s not that big of a deal, Dean. You practically raised me after all,” he says. Dean can’t help the smirk that slips through as he picks up the bottle again.
“Well you did act like a little girl at times,” he teases. Sam rolls his eyes as he taps at the keys in front of him. Dean looks at the beer bottle and shakes his head. “It’s easy for you to say it’s no big deal. You’re just getting an awesome niece out of all this.” Sam smiles a little and looks at his brother again.
“And you’re getting an equally awesome daughter out of it,” he tells him. Dean nods slightly, taking another long drink from the bottle. His phone starts to ring and he pulls it from his pocket, looking at the screen. The number isn’t one he recognizes but he answers it anyway.
“Hello?” He asks into the receiver. He frowns and sits up, setting the bottle down. “Who?” Sam looks up at him and frowns as Dean’s face falls quickly. Dean looks at his brother. “Cannon has M.K. and Tina.” Sam nods and turns the computer to face him.
“I’ve got him,” he says. Dean nods and jumps up, grabbing the keys to the Impala.
“We’re pretty sure we know where his nest is. We’re going there now. You stay put and wait for me to call you. You got me?” Dean asks over the phone. The line is quiet as he and Sam rush from the motel room and to the car. “Y/N?” He sighs at the response, climbing into the driver’s side. He starts the car quickly and throws it in gear as Sam tells him where to go.
“Don’t worry about us. We’ll be fine. And we’ll bring them home.” He hangs up the phone and drops it into the seat next to him.
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M.K. wakes up in a strange room. She frowns as she looks around, trying to remember how she got there. She remembered someone being at the door and Tina answering it. She remembered hearing them fight but nothing after that.  She notices some equipment she’d seen in a book before and a lot of hay. A barn. It was definitely a barn. She spots a familiar heap in the corner then crawls across the floor of the barn over to the unconscious body of Tina. She shakes her quickly, biting her lip.
“Tee!! Come on!! Wake up!!” She says. The teenage girl doesn’t respond and M.K. sits back, trying not to cry. “Help!!” She screams out.
“That’s no use,” a man says from behind her. She turns and looks at him quickly. He smiles.
“I’m Dr. Cannon. I work with your mother.”
“Why did you take us?” She asks. Dr. Cannon walks across the room, towards them slowly.
“Your mother spoke with someone she shouldn’t have about me,” he tells her. M.K. looks back at Tina’s body.
“Is she dead?” She asks. Dr. Cannon chuckles darkly and shakes his head.
“Not yet. But she will be soon enough,” he says, kneeling down in front of her. “And then, unfortunately, so you will.” M.K. looks at him and narrows her eyes.
“My daddy is a hero. He saves people every day. And he’s going to save me too. I bet Momma already called him and he’s on his way now and he’s gonna kick your butt!!” She snaps at him. Cannon throws his head back, laughing.
“I’m afraid your mother has no idea where your father is. He doesn’t care about you. He doesn’t even know you exist. He’s not coming and you’re going to die,” he says before opening his mouth wide, his fangs descending. M.K.’s eyes widen as she stares at him, cowering back.
“Think again, Fangs,” Dean calls, running towards them quickly. He tackles Dr. Cannon and the two roll across the ground, exchanging blows. Sam runs over and presses two fingers to Tina’s neck. He lets out a breath then turns to the younger girl.
“Hey, M.K.,” he says, glancing over at Dean and Dr. Cannon. Dean’s lost the advantage, pinned down by the vampire now.
“Who are you?” M.K. asks, staring up at Sam. He looks back at her and smiles.
“I’m a friend of your mom’s. My name’s Sam,” he tells her. Her eyes widen.
“Uncle Sam?” She asks. He smiles wider and nods quickly, holding his arms out. She rushes into his arms and he stands with her, running from the room. She looks over his shoulder as Dean gets the upper hand again and punches Dr. Cannon in the face repeatedly. Sam gets M.K. out to the car and sets her in the front seat.
“Stay here. I’m gonna go get Tina,” he tells her. She nods, looking around the car. He watches her for a second then runs back into the barn. He comes back out a minute later, Tina’s limp body in his arms. He lays her in the back seat as Dean comes out of the barn, wiping at his lip. Sam walks over to him and looks back at the car.
“She okay?” Dean asks. Sam looks at him and nods.
“Yea. She’s good. I don’t think he touched her,” he tells him. Dean nods slightly, staring at the car.
“And the other girl? Tina?” He asks. Sam shrugs, watching his brother.
“She’s alive. Didn’t look like she had any major damage, probably a concussion,” he says. Dean nods again. “Y/N was right. She knew who I was the second I told her my name.”
“Guess it’s my turn then,” Dean says, seemingly terrified. Sam smiles and pats his shoulder.
“It’ll be fine. You’re her hero after all,” he tells him. Dean nods then takes a deep breath before walking over to the car. His hand rests on the handle for a second before he pulls it open. He kneels down and looks in at the young girl.
“Hi,” he tells her. She slides towards the door, turning to face him.
“Hi,” she says back. He smiles a little, noticing she still has his old leather jacket on.
“Did he hurt you?” He asks. She shakes her head, watching him closely. He nods once, unsure of what to say. She bites her lip.
“What’s your name?” She asks. He takes a deep breath and looks at his hands clasped in front of him.
“Well, my name’s Dean,” he tells her. She sits quietly for a moment and he looks up at her. Reaching up slowly, she touches his cheek, examining his face closely. He smiles when she does.
“Dean Winchester?” She asks. He nods once and she quickly launches herself into his arms, hugging him tight. His eyes widen and, slowly, he wraps his arms around her as well.
“Momma always said you were a hero. She said that you save people. I knew you were gonna save me too. I knew it!!” He runs a hand over her hair and nods.
“Of course,” he says, softly. She leans away from him, fresh tears on her cheeks. He frowns slightly and reaches up, wiping the tears away gently. “What’s wrong? I thought you said he didn’t hurt you.”
“He didn’t. I’m happy,” she tells him. He sighs in relief and nods slightly. She rubs her eyes dry with the backs of her hands. “Momma says I have your eyes.”
“You do. Look just like her otherwise,” he says. She smiles widely and nods. “Just as beautiful.” She giggles. Tina makes a noise in the backseat and they both look back. “Alright, we need to get her to the hospital, make sure she’s okay. And get you back to your mom.” He lifts her back into the seat then stands, waving to Sam. He’s just coming around the back of the barn where he’d been burning the vampire’s body. “Oh!!” Dean says suddenly. He opens the back door and reaches in, pulling out a purple gift bag. Closing the door, he turns and holds it out to M.K.
“Happy birthday.” Her eyes widen as she takes the bag. She pulls out the stuffed bear, wearing a party hat and giggles.
“Thank you!!” She says, jumping back out and wrapping her arms around his leg. He smiles and reaches down, running a hand over her hair.
“You’re welcome. Now come on,” he says, motioning back to the car. She quickly climbs back in and slides to the middle as Sam reaches them. The brothers exchange a brief look before getting into the car as well. Dean pulls his phone out and finds Y/N’s number before starting the car. He looks down at M.K. as the phone rings. She’s sitting quietly, smiling down at the stuffed bear in her arms. “Hey, we’ve got them. — They’re both fine. Tina’s unconscious so we’re gonna take her to the hospital. — We’ll meet you there.” He hangs up and stashes the phone in his pocket.
“So M.K.,” Sam starts. She looks up at him and smiles widely. “What grade are you in?”
“Fourth grade. Mrs. Little’s class. She’s the best teacher,” she tells them. Sam smiles and nods slightly, watching her. “I can’t wait to tell Claire that you’re here.”
“Claire your friend?” Sam asks. Her smile falls and she looks down at her bear again.
“No,” she says. “Claire said you weren’t real.” Dean glances down at her now.
“What?” He asks. She shrugs slightly.
“She said that because I’d never seen you and I didn’t have any pictures or anything that you weren’t real,” she explains. Dean sighs and cuts his eyes at Sam.
“Guess we’ve proved her wrong, huh?” He asks. She looks up at him and smiles again.
The rest of the drive to the hospital, M.K. fills them in on the last 10 years of her life. Her friends, her school, her likes and dislikes. Dean stops the car outside the emergency entrance. Sam carefully pulls Tina out of the backseat and carries her inside. M.K. slips her hand into Dean’s as they follow. He looks down at her and smiles slightly, squatting down next to her.
“M.K., kid, when we get inside we’re gonna have to pretend I’m not – not your dad, okay? Just while we’re in the hospital,” he tells her. She frowns at him, confused.
“We will?” She asks. He sighs and nods.
“I’m gonna have to – well, I’m gonna have to lie to them about who I am so that they’ll take care of Tina and you. And it’s just while we’re here, I promise,” he says. She nods slightly and he rises to his feet before picking her up. He walks into the emergency room and stops next to Sam as the nurses wheel Tina to the back. The two pull their badges as another nurse comes over with a clipboard.
“F.B.I,” Sam tells her. The nurse looks between them.
“These two were taken by the killer that’s been on the loose. Her name is Tina,” he stops and looks at M.K.
“Johnson,” she tells him quietly. He nods and looks back at the nurse.
“Tina Johnson. Late teens I think. She didn’t appear to have any visible wounds. This is Mary Katherine Y/L/N,” he says. The nurse looks at her and smiles widely.
“Y/N’s daughter. Of course,” she says. M.K. smiles at her then looks back at Dean.
“She says she’s fine but I’d – we’d feel better if you checked her out as well,” he says. The nurse nods and Dean sets M.K. down. The woman reaches for M.K.’s hand but she frowns and backs into Dean’s legs quickly. Dean looks at Sam who simply shrugs. He sighs and squats down again. “What’s wrong?”
“I don’t wanna go by myself,” she mumbles, looking down at the bear still in her arms.
“M.K. you gotta go get checked out and your mom isn’t here yet,” he says. She looks up at him, those big green eyes pleading with him. He frowns and nods quickly. “Alright. I’ll go with you.” He stands up and Sam stifles a laugh. “What?” Dean asks, looking at his younger brother. Sam shrugs again. The nurse starts down the hall and M.K. takes Dean’s hand, pulling on him.
“She’s already got you wrapped around her finger,” Sam tells him. Dean rolls his eyes and follows M.K. down to an examination room. He lifts her up onto the table then leans against the wall, waiting for the doctor.
Read Piece by Piece Pt. 4 here.
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whatisgoingonpaul · 2 years
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Weird dream involving Grandpa having been a vampire the entire time and in this like 100 year rivalry with a vampire killer who is/was turned like forever ago and it’s this weird. Close rivalry?
Also Michael KNEW Gramps was a vamp because of a experience last summer where he was turned briefly and there was a whole fiasco but his memory was wiped because trauma I guess? So that’s why he flips when he comes back.
Basically grandpa and Paul are trying to calm him the fuck down because it’s not that bad™️ and grandpa is just
G: “Calm down you don’t have to kill anyone. I can just put blood in your lucky charms like a used to…”
P: “nah, you should.”
M: “W H A T?!”
There was a lot. It was weird
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THE EPIC SEQUEL TO THE 2023 HIMBOFF IS COMING VERY SOON
I, @makerofmadness aka the host of the @2023himbotournament am already ready to present the epic sequel (which will not start until a bit after the himboff ends, I'm announcing this now 'Cus the conclusion of the himboff is near):
SUPER SMASH BATS
Aka: The Vampire Tournament!
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The blood-sucking cast:
*Count Dracula (Dracula)
*Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run)
*Edward Cullen (Twilight)
*Draculaura (Monster High)
*Dracula (Hotel Transylvania)
*Count Orlok (Nosferatu)
*Michael Morbius, MD (Morbius)
*Carmilla Karnstein (Carmilla)
*William “Spike” Pratt (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
*Bunnicula (Bunnicula)
*Count Duckula (Count Duckula)
*Elena Gilbert (The Vampire Diaries)
*Alucard (Hellsing)
*Dracula Vlad Țepeș (Castlevania)
*Lestat de Lioncourt (The Vampire Chronicles)
*Blade (Blade)
*Count Nightwing (Goosebumps)
*Dio Brando (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
*Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck)
*Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
*Slayer (Guilty Gear)
*Zero Kiryu (Vampire Knight)
*Benny Lafitte (Supernatural)
*Count von Count (Sesame Street)
*Sarah Fox (My Babysitter’s a Vampire)
*Lucifer (Dragon Ball)
*Vamdemon (Digimon Adventure)
*Rayne (BloodRayne)
*Nitara (Mortal Kombat)
*Remilia Scarlet (Touhou)
*Vamp (Metal Gear Solid)
*Vanescula Drakan (RuneScape)
*Vampirella (Vampirella)
*Lady Margolotta (Discworld)
*Aukon (Doctor Who)
*Dracunyan (Yokai Watch)
*David Powers (The Lost Boys)
*John Mitchell (Being Human)
*Edward Dalton (Daybreakers)
*Vladimir Dracula (Young Dracula)
*Grandpa Walt Montgomery ( R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour)
*Karin Maaka (Chibi Vampire)
*Bill Compton (True Blood)
*Hazuki (Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase)
*Vampirina Hauntley (Vampirina)
*Rudolph Sackville-Bagg (The Little Vampire)
*Erika Sendo (Fortune Arterial)
*Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)
*Count Koopula (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show)
*Madame Gazelle (Peppa Pig)
*Lily Munster (The Munsters)
*Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal)
(For images of Ebony: on the roster I thought it'd be funny to have her basically replace the random character option, but for the tournament itself User @lil-tumbles has offered to draw her so a big thanks goes out to em for that)
Btw since this was a bit of a problem for me with the previous tournament: if you don't mind, could y'all put posts about this under the tag "super smash bats" so that I'll be able to look through that and see them? I like being able to tell what people are talking about, what characters you all are rooting for, etc. (it makes me happy to see people getting excited over stuff I do :'3 I'll admit it's kinda an ego thing but I just. Like knowing that I've made something that people care about and that makes people happy y'know-)
anyway this will probably start a week after the himboff ends, be prepared
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 7 months
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Need my old ass grandpa of a vamp Sam collins that man is 44 y’all remember that
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pundromeda · 2 years
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Theory: Guillermo is a dhampir
Clue 1) There seem to be no male parental figures in Guillermo's family. No grandpa, no uncle, no dad.
Clue 2) The feeling their bloodline gets around vampires is curiously similar to attraction.
Clue 3) The comment Nandor made about how something must be wrong with his blood since he hasn't been eaten yet, and the common theory that slayer blood is toxic to vampires.
Clue 4) That one guy from the Night Market determined that Guillermo was actually not a human upon re-smelling him.
Clue 5) According to Wikipedia, dhampirs:
Are "for the most part" normal members of the community
Often took up careers as vampire slayers
Have special senses for detecting supernatural creatures (such as vampires)
Can regenerate (and hence not die when dropped while flying or thrown from the top of an arena down into a building)
Have blood that is toxic to vampires
The Theory) One of Guillermo's ancestors early on the Van Helsing line fucked a vampire (the Guide??) and had a kid. That kid was a natural born vampire slayer, and passed those genes on to their kids. Because the described feeling of murderous intent is similar to attraction, and because there are clearly vamps out there who are attracted to slayers, his family keeps (accidentally?) fucking vampires and introducing more dhampir DNA into their family line. I'm not sure how many of the absent paternal figures are vampires. Could be all three!
Now, I'm not sure I 100% like or agree with this theory. I like Guillermo being human. But I would absolutely not be mad if this turned out to be true, if only for the pure drama of it.
Guillermo's dad could show up as some random vampire! Guillermo can't be turned cause his blood is toxic to Nandor! The Guide is his great-great-etc grandma! But hey, at least he's an immortal being who can maybe practice sorcery?
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