#good to know i cant get incested in one fucking show
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Netflix stop cancelling my favorite shows after 1 season challenge
#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#julie and the phantoms#jatp#fuck netflix#i am so tired#good to know i cant get incested in one fucking show#lockwood netflix#burntblueberrywaffles
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okay but i actually kinda wanna know ur take on stridercest being canon compliant O_O <- autism stare
oh hey i am also hitting you with the autism stare. ill try to get my thoughts down in a way that makes sense to more than just me hahaha
bear in mind that im an epilogue lover and i think Meat/Candy are really valuable pieces that further all of the characters and are also hard canon in the sense that we're looking at just 2 post-game universe outcomes out of an uncountable number (the book in the picnic basket representing post-canon fanfic). i think the characters actions in the epilogues make sense and are satisfying to me. yes even jane (i love alpha jane and i will not do her the disservice of 'cleaning her up' w/o showing her work for it. thats not how you depict a character who grew up with fascist programming). i could totally go on a whole tangent about this specifically but thats another post lol we'd be here forever and its also not stridercest
but okay. canon stridercest. under the cut cause it got kinda long
basically it has to do with the cherubs and how their relationships and mating rituals are pretty obviously incestuous leaning even though cherubs dont have the human concept of Siblings or blood family. the cherub who predominates will search across paradox space to mate with another cherub who closely resembles the cherub they predominated which is like textbook Freudian sexuality. theres a lot of Freud and Jungian stuff in HS imo even if im kinda [wobbly hand gesture] at the validity of these theories applied to real life and real people. but theyre super fun tools and lenses to use in fiction and i mean. gestures at all of dave
so the incest aliens cherubs. the whole reason why im talkin about them is bc Caliborn is so incredibly interested and invested in the Striders in particular. caliborn as both Lord English and Lil Cal shapes earth NOT OVERTLY but more so embeds himself in earth society, but again, the Striders lives in particular. dave is full of incest jokes. hes even apparently got a list of his friends arranged in order of how likely theyd incest-elope with each other (thank you epilogues for this amazing factoid). he seems to think about it often enough to, yknow, Do That. have a good solid think about that and construct an organized list about it. bearing in mind dave makes jokes about stuff thats a) bothering him, or b) generally camping out in his brain. hes not even really aware of it most of the time (as we see in one of the openbounds where hes all 'why am i thinking about puppets???' after seeing dirk for the first time in that dream bubble. he is thinking nonstop about dirk at that point and going off his only frame of reference for ANY dirk, which is his bro. his bro who was most likely deeply warped by Lil Cal)
sorry for the long blocky paragraph lol. but now onto the next thing
Caliborn as Lil Cal is the centerpiece in the beta strider apartment. dave cant escape him and beta dirk grew up with him. what the fuck do you do when youre childhood comfort item is also the most evil creature across all of paradox space? if youre a dirk you try to fight it. but how long can you keep fighting something like that. its safe to say that bro was affected by Caliborns particular brand of perversion and sfw kink. i dont think i have to say how insidious abusive and toxic he is about those things. and looking at the truth of beta bro (16yo alpha dirk) you can start to see just how warped beta bro became. beta bro is a false dirk (still a very Real dirk but not the Truth of dirk. beta bro has been toxified and made infinitely worse by an absolute evil influence over decades of life. in 80s fuckin texas. presumably in the system. anyone would be fucked up after that)
so for this analysis/theory im stating beta bro as a false persona. using jungian terms he is apha dirk's shadow
both dave and dirk live with a fake, carefully manicured version of their bros. they live with personas (or shadows of their guardians on the walls. hello platos allegory of the cave). they dont actually know e/o and they dont until the striunion
alpha dirk especially grows up embedded in the Public Persona Of Dave Strider 400 years post mortem and completely alone with unlimited internet access. hes a self admitted expert on his bro and we dont get to see a lot if any of his early childhood but i can hazard a guess at how much he clung to that persona of his bro. he fuckin idolizes dave. he LOVES dave. right off the bat he is in some kind of love with dave and i think if you try to argue against that then thats you slippin. i think youre a fool and have to reread homestuck because i wholeheartedly believe the striders loving eachother is part of the win state
once again this is speculation cause we get barely anything about alpha dave, but from what we already know about him im guessing this bro-persona is
achingly effortlessly cool
oozing masculinity (toxic or not, not really interested in categorizing that although toxic coolboy masculinity IS something the striders contend with & is an important facet in their lives)
a skilled fighter
a dedicated moviegoer (hes a director need i say more. this one is probably the only genuine thing about his on-screen persona)
and now lets look at jake. someone whos grown up on pretty much nothing but movies, whos doubtlessly been influenced by hollywood and its idea of gritty 'main character' masculinity through that, and who also clings to more old-school ideas of manliness (think victorian/edwardian era gentlemanly-but-loves-a-good-scrum kinda manly. moustache twirly with a monocle kinda manly. basically everything that grandpa harley is)
but okay lets look at what jake wants to be. lets take a look at his teenager persona
achingly effortlessly cool (his own 'hollywood star' kind of cool also def influenced by his favourite characters like lara croft who is indeed achingly cool. you see him succeed in inhabiting this hollywood star persona on earth c)
oozing masculinity (the old school manly mans-man kind)
a skilled fighter (two pistoles always. harder to aim cause you cant use a free hand to make up for kickback. that takes skill)
a dedicated moviegoer (again one of the only genuine parts about his persona. his questionable-to-wretched tastes aside. but bearing in mind that the SBaHJ movies are intentionally bad which is what makes them loop around to good. such is the nature of intentionally 'bad' art. jake fuckin lives in this perpetual bad-good art loop. okay enough with the art tangent keep focused man cmon)
because dirk has obviously way more contact with jake i dont doubt he sees through jakes own (admittedly way more flimsy) coolboy persona but the point still stands i think. different flavours but the same kinda guy. dirk has a type and i dont think its a stretch to say that hes looking for aspects of the bro-persona he grew up looking at in other boys, much like the winning cherub looking for the one they lost in the cherub theyll mate with
also wtf is with dirks obvious boner for dave chasing him across paradox space to decapitate him huh?? the last few sentences in Meat are about that very thing. he wants to fuc fight dave sooo bad. haha remember how the cherubic mating ritual is one of the most violent and long running spectacles in paradox space? i sure do
#stridercest#davedirk#dirkdave#alphacest#my t#thank you if you read all this HAHAHA#i am dedicated to my craft (autistic) (indulgent)
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The King’s Daughter and the Queen | 1
Character: Omega! Alicent Targaryen Neé Hightower (HOTD)
Reader type: Alpha, Gender neutral, has a penis
Warnings Notes: NSFW MINORS DNI! sexual themes, stepcest, reader is a targaryen, omegaverse au, submissive alpha reader, aegon healena and aemond are reader and alicents kids. Mentions of rhaenyras incest.
Two. / Three. / Three (Alt. Ver)
The familier ache in between your legs woke you, your eyes opening slowly and blurred vision gradually focused on the culpret. Alicent. Your father’s wife. Yet here she was, shamelessly bouncing on your cock hands pinning yours above your head countless loads of cum leaking from her and down your balls onto the bed. Her lips pulling into a smirk when she sees ur wide eyes and flushed cheeks.
“A-alicent!” You hiss, fighting to free your hands to push her off of you.
“Who.” Her gaze hardens and her hips slam against u harder making u moan and whine. Her works more a statement than a question.
“Mommy-“ you whine softly and she coos in fake sympathy feeling u arch towards her wanting a kiss.
She happily obliges, kissing u softly before trailing her kisses to your jaw all the way down your neck her pace slowing when she feels you twitch your knot almost pushing in.
She lets out an amused laugh at how u thrash shaking your head telling her not to, that she can’t. But that of course is where u went wrong u never tell mommy what to do. So she simply grabs your throat squeezing it slightly as she slams herself on your knot. Both of you moaning when it does, another load of hot sticky cum shooting from your cock and painting her walls.
Her nails drag across your chest as you pant, her lips leaving soft kisses on ur shoulder. “My sweet alpha” she hums.
Pulling u into a kiss she purposely clenches around you, whispering against your lips “gonna give me another pup huh? Fill me up and breed me just like i want. Thats all you’re good for isn’t it? Just a little fuck toy for your mommy”
You too fucked out to answer as you feel yourself slowly fall back asleep.
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When you awoke again alicent was laying on your chest, her fingers tracing shapes and mindless pattens on your arms. You smile kissing her head and rolling so she was under you, her arms wrapping around your neck as u lean down to give her a sweet kiss.
“Hello my love” you whisper quietly gently placing a sweet kiss to her nose watching it scrunch slightly and a smile pull at her lips. “Hi baby” she mumbles back, tiredness showing in her voice.
“Your sister and her kids have arrived on dragon back with her new husband,” you watch her roll her eyes a sigh leaving her lips “Daemon.”
You cant help chuckle at her detest for the inappropriate nature of the relationship between your uncle and sister. You kiss her cheek, “Your married to my father baby… we are not exactly the best to have an opinion on inappropriate relationships..” you tease.
“Her kids-“
“Are as legitimate as the ones i sired with you.” You finish giving her a look, while u don’t tend to get involved in the drama between your sister and secret lover you need sometimes remind her of her hypocrisy.
She huffs then pulling you closer feeling you kiss her neck arms tightening around her as she caresses your back.
“I wish people could know that I have sired your pups, all of them. That you could be mine by marriage.”
She smiles sadly, “if people were to find out there would be uproar… your father and I are married and if they were to know that all of the children I bared were the king’s daughter’s and not the king’s himself then there would be serious consequences.”
Your silent then head burried in her neck and a whine leaving you. How you longed to be with her as her wife. To be able to interact with your kids in public for them not to be forced to pay you no attention in the eye of anyone but Alicent. You wanted the freedom to be with the woman you loved and the kids you shared.
Just then a knock sounded on the door, a servant entering with the news that would change your lives.
Part one is up! ^^^^
I've never done a tag list before but i remember you saying you wanted to be tagged sooo... i guess ill add a taglist for this?
Taglist: @fuckinglittlekitten, @sydneyyyya, @federalclassroom, @watercolorskyy
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd omegaverse#hotd x reader#hotd imagines#hotd smut#house of the dragon x reader#house of the dragon imagines#house of the dragon smut#alicent#alicent hightower#alicent targaryen#queen alicent#alicent imagines#alicent x reader#hightower x reader#hotd alicent#alpha reader#omegaverse au#alicent hightower x reader#alicent hightower imagines
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In the mood for...
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1. Hi, I wanted to see if anybody knew any fics where the only person who knows Wei Wuxian is back is Lan Wanji. Like nobody else knows MXY brought him back, people just think MXY attached himself to LWJ.
Please and thank you 😊 @myblurryreality
Love Song In Reverse by timetoboldlygo (T, 237k, WangXian, Amnesia, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Falling In Love, Slow Burn, agressively mixing and matching novel and cql canon, No Homophobia, Mentions of Starvation, Parental WWX) In this fic no one is aware that WWX is back, not even WWX himself, as he's lost his memories.
maybe someone has the link bc i couldn't find this fic. the premise is that immortal chief cultivator is gifted "mo xuanyu" by the emperor of the civilian people. its a bit removed from the canon timeline, but toward the end there's emphasis on wwx asking lwj to be loved in the shadows.
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2. For the next ITMF, are there any canon divergent fics where wangxian get together in the cloud recesses arc? Not just, like, fuckin', but an actual relationship? @zenodotus-xxiv
solstice: 那夏天的我们 by auberjing (E, 24k, wangxian, canon divergence, no sunshot campaign, cloud recesses study arc, masturbation, sex education, pining, smut, angst w happy ending, getting together) The recs for 2 all involve a looot of fucking, but they also include genuine feelings and a relationship/beginning of a relationship.
teeth on my waist (i come undone) by martyrsdaughter (E, 20k, wangxian, ABO, alpha LWJ, omega WWX, public claiming, sexual tension, obliviousness, cloud recesses study arc, exhibitionism, public humiliation, dub con, bondage, forced presentation, dom/sub, non-con spanking, subspace, feminized language)
To be caught by Foregone_Shadow (E, 13k, wangxian, LXC/LWJ, LXC/LWJ/WWX, rape/non-con, underage, consensual underage, switch LWJ, top LXC, bottom WWX, incest, voyeurism, smut, unhealthy relationships, dead dove, disturbing content)
🧡 Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 548k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement) I love being able to rec this fic, it's one of my favorites!
Being Known Series by dragongirlG (M/T, 42k, WangXian, Drunken Confessions, Love Confessions, More Like Lust Confessions, Drunk LWJ, Wingman LXC, Oblivious WWX, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Canon Divergence, Attempt at Humor, Fluff and Crack, Hopeful Ending, Accidental Betrothal, Cloud Recesses Shenanigans, Family Dynamics, Family Drama, Letters, Light Angst, Supportive Sibling LXC, Good Sibling JYL, POV Multiple, Sex Education, Jealous LWJ, Sexual Tension, 5+1 Things, Character Study, First Kiss)
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3. Hi! I was wondering if there was any fics where they make a TikTok/video and say "to the person who I slept with last year" or something and then show a baby or a pregnant belly? I know there's a yizhan one but I want to know if there's a wangxian one? I think that would be a funny fic ☺️ (NO BOTTOM LWJ PLS)
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4. jiang cheng based time travel fix it fics with xicheng or mingcheng… i’ve read some but i cant find em anymore🥲🥲 @crimsonrainsimpflower
Viper in the Grass by elegantflipflop2 (T, 130k, JC/LXC, JC & WWX, time travel fix-it, gender changes, JC centric, oblivious LXC, protective WWX, revenge)
All of Our Memories Gather by geethr75 (T, 72k, JC/LXC, wangxian, JYL/JZX, time travel fix-it, canon divergence, heavy angst, major character death, not everyone dies au, golden core reveal, golden core transfer, JC centric, LXC centric, depression, panic attacks, PTSD)
four out of five by castieldeansangel (T, 21k, JC/LXC, wangxian, LXC/JGY, JC/WQ one-sided, major character death, time travel fix-it, 5 things, angst w happy ending, butterfly effect, JC centric, dubious morality, LXC pov)
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5. There have been several itmf's lately asking for long fics, but what about short fics? Drabbles? Or under 5,000's? ITMF favorite / most interesting / most impactful short fics. Can be about anything: favorite short pwps, fave short angst or horror, fave short epistolary, fave short meetcutes, etc. Which fics do you think use their short length in an impactful manner?
travellers' rest by lazulisong (G, <1k, wangxian, ABO, fluff, cuddling, scent marking)
A-Zhan is Three by westiec (T, 1k, LXC & LWJ, wangxian, post-canon, twin jades of lan dynamics, LXC in seclusion, hair braiding, sleepy cuddles)
The Nie Sect Discussion Conference That No One, Ever, Will Discuss Again. by mondengel (Not Rated, 1k, WangXian, Humor)
Online Classes by abbymyg (G, <1k, wangxian, modern, family fluff, teacher LWJ, mentioned COVID)
Next Door Neighbor by Rainewritesfanfics (G, 1k, wangxian, modern, neighbors, single parent WWX, pre-relationship, meet-cute)
The colour of my sky by mellowflicker (G, <1k, wangxian, modern, domestic fluff)
Drabbles full of kisses Series by Marudny_Robot (T, 200, WangXian, Kisses, Drabble, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Post-Canon, Married WangXian) idk about impactful, but I have two drabbles for mdzs in this series :>
Child Surprise by Ariaste (T, 4k, WangXian, The Law of Surprise (The Witcher), Canon Temporary Character Death, Fluff and Angst, but only a teeny bit of angst, they're married, they have a son)
the river and the sea by sasamelons (T, 7k, WangXian, Soulmates, Arranged Marriage, Misunderstandings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Idiots in Love, Falling In Love, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Mutual Pining)
Three Months, but One Day Shy by mondengel (M, 1k, Angst, Gore, Cannibalism, Horror)
you can't ever tell me (I will burn this whole world down) by ThirtySixSaveFiles (T, 1k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Scars)
A Mate-Mark Would Be Redundant, Actually. by Full_Metal_Ox (G, 100, WangXian, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Understated Angst, Slice of Life, implied/referenced corporal punishment, Drabble)
inhale by lao_you_tiao (G, 1k, WangXian, Introspection, Character Study, Heavy Angst, Canon Compliant, Pining)
Jin Ling vs. The 8 Uncles of Sex Education by Wildcard (M, 4k, Comedy, JL Has a Lot of Uncles, background mention of wangxian, Tiny bit of Angst, happy ending!)
well-met by warlight by wukuiyuxin (Not rated, 2k, wangxian, WIP, Old English Style Poetry, Epic Poetry) Lan Wangji’s account of meeting, loving, losing, and mourning Wei Ying and raising A-Yuan—in mock-Norse epic verse
wangxian poetry by clippymagnet (LilDoodleCat) (M, <1k, wangxian, poetry, post-canon, fluff, Married wangxian)
authors with an established record of effective shortfics include aninfiniteweirdo, chomrafy, dragonofeternal, EHyde, lao_you_tiao, mondengel, loosingletters and Quiet_crash.
Five of Cups by mondengel (Not rated, 1k, gen, angst, horror, Wen Ning-centric) link in #8
his father's son by loosingletters (G, <1k, CSSR/WCZ, humor, gender roles, misunderstandings, rumors, cloud recesses study arc)
The Hiring Process by loosingletters (T, 2k, wangxian, modern w magic, humor, YLLZ WWX, protective yunmeng Jiang sect)
this body is a gift for you by loosingletters (T, 1k, MXY & WWX, WWX & OCs, trans female WWX, trans MXY, canon divergence, gender identity, gender roles, self discovery)
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6. For the next iitmf, do yall have any post canon recs where wwx gets cursed or badly hurt and then lwj fears losing him again? just lots pain and reminiscing. wanting something similar to: let the yoke fall from our shoulders by occultings (microcomets)
appreciate the blog, ty!
the absence of hunger by parsnipit (M, 27k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Starvation, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Body Worship, Praise Kink, PTSD, Flashbacks, Blood and Injury, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Cannibalism)
cherry lingers on the stone by ThreePlums (M, 26k, wangxian, post-canon, graphic depictions of violence, Angst, hurt/Comfort, curses, case fic, established relationship, starvation, animal death, cannibalism, dom/sub undertones, PTSD, mild för)
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7. Hello! Thanks for all your work! Maybe a long shot but do you know any bilingual Mandarin/English podfics? @driadorim
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8. thank you mods and everyone for the recs! i have a bit of an odd itmf... may i ask for fics that are... twilight-zone-ish? i remember that when i read cultivons notre jardin it gave me that vibe <3
Lost and Found by diamondbruise (E, 52k, WangXian, Modern AU, Aliens, Slow Burn, Alien LWJ, Crack Treated Seriously, Soulmates, Kid Fic.....kind of, i use that tag very loosely, Masturbation, Rough Sex, canon typical cnc elements, Happy Ending) for something with aliens
Clouded by diamondbruise (M, 15k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Getting Together, Case Ficish, Curses, Dark LWJ, It's a curse, Dubcon Kissing, Jealousy, Sharing a Bed, Angst with a Happy Ending, Dubious Consent, no sex in this fic just in general) for something with building paranoia
Five of Cups by mondengel (Not rated, 1k, gen, angst, horror, Wen Ning-centric) if Troubling Existential Horror is a flavor of Twilight Zone you enjoy.
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9. hi! i recently read One Can Keep A Secret (If He Does Not Know It's There) by H_Belle based on recs here (thank you!) and it hilariously great :D so i thought to ask for itmf, are there more fics where wwx sees with his own two eyes how much people appreciate his genius? like he's deprecating his talismans/abilities/art/etc, and ppl around him courting him as a scholar/inventor/teacher or they want to throw money at him? much appreciated!!!!!!!!!
To Respect a Scholar by FlautistsandPeonies (G, 5k, wangxian, WWX & LQR, genius WWX, not JC friendly, author WWX)
Nice work if you can get it by deliciousblizzardshark (M, 11k, wangxian, post-canon, protective LWJ, genius WWX, fluff & humor, getting together)
❤️ Gentians in bloom by teawater (M, 251k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, AU after cold spring, Political Marriage, Dysfunctional Family, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Fix-It, Hurt/Comfort, LQR bashing (not really), POV Multiple, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Eventual Happy Ending, BAMF WWX, JC is actually a lot better than canon, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, YZY bashing (again not completely) )
Time Charm by Jenrose (E, 141k, wangxian, later queerplatonic LWJ/WWX/WQ, LXC/JGY/2nd Madam Mo, time travel fix-it, post-canon, everyone lives au, genius inventor WWX, BAMF wangxian, first time, pregnancy, childbirth, asexual character, aftermath of time travel, telepathic bond, slice of life)
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10. Hello, i quite liked reading while you were sleeping and still left with the river . So, for the next iitmf i’d like to request a love triangle fic of sorts.. maybe wwx is married or betrothed to someone else like jzx, wq or lxc 🤷🏼♀️ and lwj pines from far but eventually they do get together. Thankyou for all u guys do!!😤😽
Marital Prospects by Vamillepudding (G, 18k, WangXian, LWJ & NMJ, Canon Divergence, Everybody Lives, Romantic Comedy, Misunderstandings, LWJ Needs a Hug)
he gets under your skin by Skadiseven (M, 87k, WangXian, Inspired By While You Were Sleeping (1995), Modern AU, Accidental Engagement, Chicago (City), wangxian's tendency to self-sacrifice, Christmas, Mutual Pining, There's A LOT of Musical References, Slow Burn, Angst with a Happy Ending) - another While you were sleeping AU
i don't love you (but i always will) by sixstepsaway (E, 71k, WangXian, XianQing, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Soulmate AU, wangxian endgame!!, handjobs, this ends wangxian and happy i promise, Angst with a Happy Ending, i had to give lwj an oc soulmate, Blanket Permission, Infidelity, Emotional Infidelity, Cheating, Pegging, Bottom!LWJ, top!WWX, Bottom!WWX, slight femdom!wq, Implied Consensual Somnophilia, Cockwarming, implications of consensual polyamory, undernegotiated polyamory, internalized ableism, Grief, Pining while fucking)
The Season of Fire by Magnolia822 (E, 31k, WangXian, Modern AU, Age Difference, Mutual Pining, Forbidden Love, Coming Out, Brief WWX/other, Homophobia, Unsafe Sex, Slow Burn, Lovers to Friends to Lovers) - there's a part where lwj pines in the middle.
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11. hello!! for the next itmf, do you have any recs for fics where wwx's lack of golden core is mentioned or addressed, but it doesn't turn into a huge deal in the plot or with character relationships? it would be nice if it's something wwx or other characters work around, like finding cultivation aids he can use without a golden core or ways to hide that he doesn't have one, but there's no angsting about it.
❤️ kick at the darkness ‘til it bleeds daylight by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (T, 75k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Eventual Happy Ending, Getting Together, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Inspired by The Parent Trap (1998), Kid Fic, teen shenanigans, two a-yuans, Fluff and Angst) This mentions WWX building himself an artificial core, but it's not the focus of the fic.
could you find a way to let me down slowly, if you're leaving baby let me down slowly by ravenditefairylights (M, 36k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Golden Core Reveal, Implied/Referenced Sex, Miscommunication, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Dynamics, Hurt WWX, Mutual Pining, Unreliable Narrator, Self-Esteem Issues, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Feels, Protective Siblings, Trauma, Slightly dubious consent, courtesy of drunk sex, Inventor WWX, Genius WWX, Phoenix Mountain, Chronic Pain, Getting Together, Fix-It of Sorts, One Braincell Trio, PTSD)
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12. Are there any fics where Wei Wuxian is a Jin?Thank y'all in advance.
Rotten Work by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 63k, WangXian, WWX & JL, Post-Canon, Protective WWX, Protective JL, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, Reluctant Matchmaker JL) wwx eventually becomes a Jin
❤️ Candy & Conspiracies by Reverie (cl410) (T, 16k, wangxian, JZX & WWX, jin wwx, fluff & crack, found family, humor, no angst)
Silver eyes meet gold by EuphoricSuds (Not Rated, 3k, WangXian, JZX & WWX, XuanLi, Minor Character Death, Canonical Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, BAMF WWX, Hurt WWX, Genius WWX, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Family Fluff, WWX Gets a Hug, WWX is Loved, WWX is LSZ's Parent, WWX is a Jīn, WWX Isn't Adopted by the Jiāngs, Canon Rewrite, Out of Character WWX, Out of Character, Comfort No Hurt, Cute WWX)
Twin Treasures by crossdressingdeath (T, 81k, WIP, JZX & WWX, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Can't quite tag this as 'everyone lives' but I promise everyone who dies will DESERVE IT, mostly novel-verse with a bit of CQL here and there, currently being edited)
A Jin Disciple's Guide on How to Survive in the Cloud Recesses by holy_milk (T, 3k, gen, canon divergence, Jin WWX, JC pov, cloud recesses study arc, JZX pov, JZX has friends, WIP)
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13. hello!!!! I am here to request fics with demons/fallen angels/angels. any and all of the above, with wangxian being the focus. something kind of like "Macabre Soiree" on ao3? i'd prefer them not to be succubus/incubus demons but i'm not too picky. thank you!!!
The Shape of Your Love (is Horny) by Vamillepudding (T, 25k, WangXian, XiYao, Urban Fantasy, Getting Together, Romantic Comedy, WWX is Bad at Being a Demon, LWJ is definitely a Monsterfucker)
and i sell my soul for the high by martyrsdaughter (E, 3k, WangXian, Angels & Demons, succubus wwx, Angel LWJ, PWP, Extremely Dubious Consent, Aphrodisiacs, References to Addiction, Manipulation, Self-Lubrication, Loss of Virginity, Bondage, Threats of Violence, Sexual Coercion, Spanking, Comeplay, Come Eating, Creampie, Multiple Orgasms, Mild Painplay, Overstimulation)
a series of fortunate events by defractum (nyargles) (G, 12k, WangXian, Modern AU, modern cultivation au, Immortality, Angels & Demons, Chinese Mythology & Folklore, (very loosely), Pre-Relationship, Humor, Sharing a Bed, but neither of them need to sleep, Case Fic)
It’s a Demon Thing by silverclaw (T, 1k, WangXian, Demons, wwx is a demon king which is very hot of him, lwj owns a food cart (a baby), wwx has a very loose understanding of the human world and its customs, Humor)
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14. Hello! I am in the mood for fics where Wei Ying is an artist (of any medium) and he showcases Lan Zhan in his work or Lan zhan is his muse/subject. I really enjoy seeing Lan zhan be impressed by Wei Yings art! I know I can go through the artist!wei ying tag but I'd like to see what are ppls faves!💚 @the-marathon-continues-nip
paired wings soaring by typefortydeductions (E, 33k, WangXian, Modern, slice of life, domestic bliss, angst, fluff, smut, hurt/Comfort, kissing, bdsm, artist WWX, poetry translator LWJ, slight somnophilia)
💖 Pentimento. by orange_crushed (E, 73k, wangxian, modern, college/university au, art conservation, museums, pining, not actually unrequited love, angst w/ happy ending, misunderstandings, smut, major character injury, hospitalization, hurt/comfort, past incarceration, forgery)
The Sculptor by Eleanor_Fenyx (M, 27k, wangxian, LQY/WQ, LWJ & WQ, SL/XXC, modern, lavender marriage, period typical attituted and terminology, mute SL, queer themes, queer families, slow burn, getting together, intimacy, artist WWX, professor LWJ) Can't believe I forgot this one where lwj is literally his model and muse (also wonderful queer history)
🧡 paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3 (E, 53k, WangXian, Comfort, Fluff and Smut, Everyone Is Alive, Modern AU, Dadji, Mutual Pining, Happy Ending, Brief Alcohol Mention, Masturbation, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Accidentally co-parenting with your son's art teacher, Fatherhood)
The Emperor's Portrait by catbrainedschemes (E, 32k, WangXian, Historical, Ancient China, Kinda, Historically Inaccurate, Meet-Cute, Mistaken Identity, Age Difference, Sexual Tension, Happy Ending, Fluff, Emperor!LWJ, artist!wwx, Misunderstandings, Hand Kink, Strength Kink, Smut, gege kink, lots of staring, Dirty Talk, Canon-Typical Bondage)
Inkstone by PorcelainBlue (T, 7k, WangXian)
The Tale of Hanguang-Jun's One Hundred Ghosts by enea (T, 17k, wangxian, post-canon, chinese shadow puppetry, tales, established relationship, outsider pov, art by @/6uooU) WWX, disguised as a storyteller/puppeteer, regales the children of Caiyi Town with Hanguang-Jun’s adventures; this cries out to be animated
wangxian poetry by clippymagnet (LilDoodleCat) (M, <1k, wangxian, poetry, post-canon, fluff, Married wangxian) love poetry from WWX to LWJ
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15. This is a very weird request, but... you know how there are lots of fics where a lot of characters redeem themselves? LQR, YZY, JGY, even WRH. Do you know fics like that where SS, JZX and/or XY are good guys? Maybe not the main characters, but at least relevant to the story? Please and thank you! ^^
Xianyao AU by placeformysins (T, 161k, WWX/JGY, major character death, rape/non-con, WIP) link in #16
Take Some Advice Paesano by FeelsForBreakfast (M, 8k, WangXian, Mob, Mafia AU - Clown Version, Humor, Mistaken Identity, Modern AU, Getting Together)
Sail Away Sweet Sister by sami (M, 72k, wangxian, YZY/CSSR/Madam Lan, JYL/NMJ, time travel, family, not everyone dies au, childhood friends to lovers, families of choice, parenthood, fluff, angst, underage sex, PTSD) this has a villain character redeeming himself, and another one whose circumstances change early enough that he’s never a villain
The Untamed: A Dinner to Remember by YenGirl (Not Rated, 33k, WangXian, XuanLi, post sunshot, Indulgent Fic, Feed WY & the Wen survivors, Some angst, Some humour, Dinner is about family and love, Some Fluff, Soft Boys, Manly Tears, JGS is still greedy, Possible OOC-ness, No hundred holes curse, Unreliable Narrator, accidental heroes, Some violence and gore in Chap 9, Redeemed JGY, Redeemed SS) this one has a really nice Su She redemption! The only time I ever cheered the guy on and felt sorry for him was in this fic
❤️ Restoration by ritualist (M, 84k, WangXian, Fairy Tale Elements, Non-Linear Narrative, Time Skips, Time Shenanigans, YL WWX, Sentient Burial Mounds, Sunshot Campaign, Politics, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, JGS Is His Own Content Warning, Necromancy, Surgery, Identity Issues, Yílíng Wèi Sect, Love at First Sight, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending)
Yiling Wei Sect AUs are a good place to look for a sympathetic, or at least less-than-murderous, Xue Yang.
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16. I am curious what other stories and relationships the fandom has to offer. So ITMF your favorite rarepair fics?
We Were In Screaming Color by qirongsmom (E, 12k, LXC/LWJ, modern, incest, bad parents LQR, massage, angst w happy ending, pining, porn w feelings, bottom LWJ)
💖 Love made visible by Moominmammashandbag (M, JYL/ZZL, wangxian, hurt/Comfort, amputation, major character injury, sibling love, angst w happy ending, cooking as cultivation, attempted rape/non-con, sexual assault, minor character death, family angst, dysfunctional family, protective siblings, near drowning, amnesia)
💖 hear my voice and it's been here by Sour_Idealist (E, 56k, JYL/NHS, wangxian, 5th in series, canon divergence, sect leader JYL, sect leader WQ, sunshot campaign, JYL pov, politics)
The Monster they Created series by noppoh (E, 47k, WWX/XY, dub con, under-negotiated kink, demonic cultivation, dark, revenge, bottom XY, mass murder, animal abuse, animal death, war, torture, suicide, dead dove do not eat)
Grumpy Sugar and Shameless Spice by BlueSapphire718 (T, 2k, LQR/WWX, JC/LWJ, canon divergence, slow romance, humor, light angst, pining, developing relationship, fluff, crack treated seriously, sugar daddy LQR, sugar baby WWX, WIP)
Xianyao AU by placeformysins (T, 161k, WWX/JGY, major character death, rape/non-con, WIP)
not too strong by fluffysocks (E, 89k, LQR/JC, WangXian, graphic depictions of violence, rape/non-con, marriage of convenience, slow burn, canon divergence, married couple, cohabitation, explicit consent)
you gave a kick, I gave a slap by sysrae (M, 2k, XuanCheng, Modern AU, PWP)
I would let you hold my heart in your hands by unnecessary (E, 21k, WIP, XuanCheng, Modern AU, Getting Together,BDSM, Impact Play, Under-negotiated Kink, Kink Negotiation, JZX and JC are both disaster bisexuals, and gym bros, and switches, and vers, Pining, but when you don’t know it’s pining, Past JZX/JYL where it ended on good terms, Miscommunication, food as a love language, Aftercare, Platonic BDSM, Decidedly non-platonic BDSM, Subdrop, Topdrop)
Gentle Exile by rynleaf (E, 9k, LXC/SL, Post-Canon, Canonical Character Death, Grief/Mourning, References to Depression, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Character Study, Epistolary, Post-Canon Exploration, [PODFIC] Gentle Exile by flamingwell, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona))
To Love What Is Mortal by treemaidengeek (T, 22k, LXC/SL, Post-Canon, Grief/Mourning, Fluff and Angst, Healing, Hurt/Comfort, [Podfic] To Love What Is Mortal by flamingwell)
i told you when i came i was a stranger by Caramelized (M, 70k, LXC / OFC, minor wangxian, canon divergence, Isekai, transmigration, fix-it, Butterfly effect, sunshot campaign, not everyone dies au, no golden core transfer, dimension travel, self-insert, angst w happy ending)
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17. For the next itmf, I’m looking for really soft wangxian fics, preferably sfw, just something that’ll melt my heart, thank you in advance, y’all are great
Yiling Patriarch Gone Missing, or: a series of missing person cases by oyan (T, 16k, wangxian, post-canon, case fics, fluff, humor, hurt/comfort, body dysphoria, mystery, slow burn, petty LWJ, protective LWJ, JC & WWX reconciliation, protective JC, rabbit & paperman shenanigans, eventual relationship, protective JL, WIP) this is a wip, but chapter 1 definitely fulfills the sfw heart-melting requirement
box your errors by mellowflicker (T, 42k, WangXian, Modern AU, single dad lwj, Domestic Fluff, Family Issues, Slow Burn, Kid Fic, let lwj have friends agenda, Hurt/Comfort, Pining)
some things go forward by everythingispoetry (T, 73k, WangXian, Modern AU, Hospitals, Teenage Drama, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Happy Ending)
my little love by mellowflicker (T, 54k, WangXian, Modern AU, Single Parent WWX, kindergarten teacher!lwj, Kid Fic, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Pining)
Year Of Night Call by ailuridae (abigailnicole) (T, 22k, WangXian, XuanLi, Modern AU, What If Cultivators Were All Surgeons AU, surgery AU, Our Boys Are Trauma Fellows Now, The Lan Babies Are Surgery Interns, trauma fellows share a call room, and there was only one bed, hospital au, Medicine AU)
❤️ kick at the darkness ‘til it bleeds daylight by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (T, 75k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Eventual Happy Ending, Getting Together, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Inspired by The Parent Trap (1998), Kid Fic, teen shenanigans, two a-yuans, Fluff and Angst) link in #11
💖 hello my old heart, how have you been? by ravenditefairylights (M, 10k, wangxian, post-canon, temporary amnesia, hurt/comfort, fluff, trauma, pining, hair washing & brushing) It has a healthy dose of angst, but is basically 100% LWJ being cared for by WWX.
Step right up! By failedcharismacheck (T, 7k, wangxian, modern, highschool au, teenage romance, fluff, first kiss, getting together, awkward flirting)
They are Practically Married Your Honour by Asmayi (G, 1k, wangxian, modern, 5+1, oblivious wangxian, pining, fluff, best friends to lovers, getting together, public displays of affection)
Lan Zhan doesn't want a kitten...so they compromised and got a kitten by Liebing (M, 8k, wangxian, modern, roommates au, fluff, getting together, lawyer LWJ, pining, happy ending, sleeping together, family feels)
Words from the heart by MusicMe_tc (G, 6k, wangxian, modern, college/university au, secret identity, love letters, fluff, first love, first kiss, asexual WWX, demisexual LWJ, Love confessions, getting together, happy ending)
Tell Sincerely, Half So Clearly by Sweet_William (T, 3k, wangxian, modern, roommates au, light angst, pining, getting together)
how, or when, or from where by sarahyyy (G, 10k, wangxian, modern, amnesia, friends to lovers, getting together)
Love Cats Series by so_shhy (T/G, 14k, WangXian, Modern AU, Meet-Cute, Fluff, First Dates, Falling In Love, Office Party, POV Outsider) soft wangxian
rain. you are here. by thelastdboy (G, <1k, wangxian, WWX pov, fluff, rain, insomnia, post-canon) WWX devotes a stormy and sleepless night in the Jingshi to rejoicing in the presence of his husband.
First Errand by Zacksy (G, 7k, wangxian, modern, accidental baby acquisition, volitional husband acquisition)
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If you didn’t get an answer to your ask here, don’t forget to make use of @mdzs-kinkmeme and MDZS KINK MEME on Dreamwidth. Authors actually do use them for ideas. You may get what you order!***Your prompt doesn’t have to be kink! Fluff, crack, whatever - it’s all good!***
#wangxian#mdzs#wangxian fic recs#i'm in the mood for a fic#the untamed#wangxian fic search#wangxianficfinder#long post
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House of the dragon short read a summery for all those who have forgotten for season 2 and totally true to the facts and how it happened.
This might be the most chaotic shitpost recap I've ever seen.
Viserys: Nah I want a son.
Rhaenyra: Noo father I'm just as goooood.
Daemon: You have meeeee.
Viserys: No I want a son. Gimme one.
Aemma: nooo now I must dieeee. Here's your son tho.
Viserys; Aemma my uwu nooo
Baelon: FATHER I AM UR SON
viserys: yes u are uwu u are so cute lets make photos.
Maester: sire u should back off and let the kid breath Sire, no do not bring out the tide pods. Sire...SIRE!!!!
viserys: I'm off now that I have my photos for my dragongran with him and his first tidepod! This will bring in the likes and defeat Daemons unholy post.
Maester:*kills child* I hate targaryens I hate them I hate them I hate them. Stupid ugly white haired ppl
Baelon: well fuck you too you cunt. You think I want to be in this family? Ha. Jokes on you.
Viserys: NOOO MY SOON SOB SOB WHO DID THISSS
daemon: LETS FUCKING GOO IM THE TRUE HEIR YALL BETTER REMEMBER THIS. DRINKS ON THE TAP OF THE CROWN. THATS ME ANYWAY HAHA FUCK U BAELON U LOSER FOR ONE DAY.
Daemon when appearing for vizzy: Look we all make goofs & errors what's most important is where our hearts are at.
Viz: I'm convinced you have no heart!
Daemon: NAAAAAAH U CANT. IM UR HEIR
Viz: I already have a child. U are a child daemon. U are just not mine
Guards: OOOOOOHHHH
Viz: daemon you know where the trash goes. Follow it.
Viserys: I still want my boii
Aegon: I AM HERE FATHER. LOVE ME.
VISERYS: what the fuck are you. You can't be my son why ur hair like that.
Alicent: husband I'm like 17 and I got u a son. Ur other wifey failed to do that. Us hightowers have curls. Its a curse and a blessing.
Otto: maybe it's magic, maybe it's Hightower genetics.
Rhae: rude ass bitch all of you. Look at how cute he is. He's my baby brother I will protect him. SAY RHAERHAE
alicent: rhae he came out me a moment ago he can't talk yet.
Aegon: (as a baby to his sister) I am the superior one and u should fetch me a snack in the kitchen, you white haired wench.
Rhae:*handing back Aegon* nah u can have this shit back. Do us all a favour next time just go the targaryen way and let it die.
(We light the way)
Vizzy: I wanna fuck u (to alicent)
Alicent:( alright its my duty.
The most unpassionate scene:
Aemond, happily making his entrance in the show as a sperm: WIEEEEEE! Hahaha thank you gods, I won't let you down. I will bring chaos into this family!!!!
The gods; good, our little apprentice. Good.
Rhaenyra: I'm so sneaky hehe
Daemon and rhae rhae: *almost fuck each other*
Daemon: wait I can't I suddenly decided I have morals and standards. Also u just a child tf.
Rhaerhae: no what is this? Fuck you I'm nailing that dornish snack as if he's a lose screw in a IKEA shelf
Daemon: No not Crispin! Get baaaack
Rhaerha: Too late
Crispin: Ah yes. My fantasy is finally coming true!!!!
Crispin: My queen forget ur pathetic kingdom full of incest and forget that old fuck that is your father. Let us depart on a ship and start a life that will not raise questions at all with your hair and our new found riches.
Rhae: I am listening.
Crispin: We can sell...oranges
Rhae; Nah fuck this shit where are the bananas. I love bananas. U should go with your oranges if that makes you happy. Pathetic fruit picker. This is why my uncle bested u. If you relied on bananas none of this would have happened.
Crispin: Rhae rhae..
Rhae: NAH have u even tried defeating a yiga clan member with a orange? You never played zelda did you? And you call yourself a warrior? Out of my sight.
Crispin: but I love u. Why would you sit a comfortable throne instead of working your ass off with me in the fields?:(
Rhae: Honey I never worked a day in my life and I intend to keep that tradition.
Helaena at some point: MHEEWWWWHH
Alicent: he said he wanted a son, so zip it.
Helaena:*cries*
Rhae rhae: Kidnap me, make me your wife and slay my father's guards.
Viserys who can read their lips and understand Valyrian: What kind of wattpad fanfic is this shit. What's next Harry styles flying in on dragonback?
Harry styles: HELLO WESTEROS. THIS IS FOR OUR PRINCESS. ALL OF YOU; WATERMALEON SUGAR. HIGGGGGH.
Crowd: HIIGGGGGH.
Aemond in Alicents belly: Grgg *DEMONIC NOISES*
Alicent: why does rhaenyra get Harry styles and I all I get is traumas and struggles. Also why is prince daemon and her acting out duncon fics when I INTRODUCED RHAE RHAE TO WATTPAD AND HE GAVE ME HIS FAVOUR I HATE THIS AHHH.
Alicent; why am i so angry... I don't understand.
Aemond in her belly: MOAHAHAHA IT WORKS.
Ser Harwin strong; I really should not. It is against the rules.
Rhae rhae: *breathes*
Harwin: If they cut off my cock I still got my fingers-
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Time skip
Aegon: I don't know what happened but suddenly I'm borderline rapist and I'm also a drunk and like long legged people because it reminded me of dinosaurs and I got that phase when my father still loved me.
Aemond: I'm kind of cute and sympathetic but you will hate me later. It's OK. I will get over it ;)
Helaena: I am the mighty seer. I know all. OOH SPIDERS.
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Vhagar: (dreaming) a big strong dragon approaches vhagar and courts her with a beheaded child corpse. She takes it and they mate.
Vhagar, waking up: WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY DREAMS?!
aemond; shit she's so big
Vhagar:*pulling a knife* WANT TO REPEAT THAT.
Aemond: uhm no ma'am! May I...May I ride you
Vhagar; NO :) *goes to sleep*
Aemond: shit shit...
Aemond: OBEY.
vhagar; WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALWAYS WAKING ME UP. FIRST LAENA NOW YOU. LAENA HAS NOT EVEN MET SEBASTIAN YET UNDER THE SEA. DO YOU MIND IM MOURING HERE.
Aemond: I understand..
Aemond;...its just...
Aemond: the seaweed is always greener.
Vhagar: (sigh): in somebody else's lake
/
Don't ask.
I Don't know what the hell happend either.
#house of the dragon#aemond targaryen#aegon ii Targaryen#viserys#daeron#house of the dragon fanfiction#rhaenyra x criston#hotd rhaenyra#dark!#head the warnings#dubcon#possible triggering content#She/her reader#AFAB Reader#DarkFantasy#Possible noncon#Possible gore#Old work
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So we know Jack likes to imitate dean, right? What if when Dean is absent (literally even just for a supply run or to a bar) Jack thinks it's his job to step up and be the Dean of the bunker because he thinks sam can't cope without dean. So sam starts to think its a bit strange that whenever dean is out Jack keeps trying to get him to eat and asking him how much sleep he's getting and hovering in his room, but he's kind of used to it from Dean after all these years so it doesn't feel that out of the ordinary to him. But then Jack thinks, dean would do anything for sam so that means I should do anything for sam too even if it would make him unhappy. So he thinks he's helping sam get more sleep by bringing him tea before bed that's laced with whatever drugs they have in the bunker and he doesn't tell anyone what he's doing because dean would just do what's best for sam without asking for permission so why should jack. And dean is pissed because how the fuck is the kid getting sam to sleep more when Dean himself hasn't been able to do that? And he's already suspicious of Jack so he makes sam sleep in his room with him (gen or wincest whichever you prefer, it feels so much more fucked up as gen or pre-wincest though) and Jack becomes convinced that well if dean won't drug sam to help him sleep then maybe he's not willing to do anything for sam like I would
(I'm so sorry this is so long and so weird)
do not apologies for being a free thinker. this concept is weird and good and also i love the creepiness of it. ill be honest i didnt pay very close attention and have never rewatched the jack era of the show so excuse me for inaccuracies but i rly want to expand or contribute to this idea because it has such good creepy weird unsettling potential.
i think at first it would come of as completely innocent. a little funny but endearing. like when a kid want emulate a parent and tries to try to take care of that parent the way their parent takes care of them. jack genuinely fretting over sam not taking care of himself and making steps to take care of sam instead. its cute until it becomes a bit too much. it gets weird. sneaking pills into sams food (ur mind <3), reading though his phone and forging texts and being affectionate in a way that sam doesnt usually see from jack. and his attitude stopping the second deans back every single time. i also love the idea of dean to be extremely suspicious of jack and protective of sam in this scenario. ironically, deans "jack is a monster and we need to be wary of him" attitude would drive sam towards excusing jacks behavior more and defending jack instead.
i also like to imagine that either sam and dean r in an unconventional platonic relationship type thing where they have their own rooms but sometimes they sleep in the same bed and cuddle and come across as a couple. OR. wincest but no one knows, they sleep together and go on covert dates and are physically close when no ones around (or when they think no ones around. its harder to be sneaky with jack in the bunker)
and jack has picked up on that dynamic and also tries to fill that space for him. lingering touches, brushing sams hair out of his eyes undressing him for bed when hes limp from the sleeping pills, playing with sams hair while hes asleep. and every time sam catches it a spike of panic goes through him. and whenever sam tries to ask jack why hes doing that or tell him its not appropriate jack hits him with the "you and dean do it. why cant i?" and theres so many reasons why but sam cant tell jack that with dean its different, because jack will get depressed about not being able to fill deans space. and in the case of a wincest scenario he absolutely cant tell his adopted son that dean and him are only affectionate like that because theyre fucking. jacks already overly attached to sam and telling him ''incest is okay and i partake in it all the time'' is not a good idea when jacks already pushing boundaries. dean and him shouldve really thought through how their unconventional nature of their sibling relationship would affect the development of a child before they ended up coparenting one together.
#i think its fun if sam and deans relationship while theyre parenting jack leads to jack developing feelings that he thinks r totally normal#of course its normal. my dads are brothers n they bang all the time. why wouldnt it be normal for a son 2 fantasize abt being w them#also hi anon sorry if i misinterpreted ur idea or fucked around w it in a way u dont like <3 sorry. i love you.#uhhh what do i tag#winkline#ASK TO TAG
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someone in the watch party today (sorry, I don't remember who asked this!!) asked if we could make the next installment in dialovers, what would the game be like? and I didn't have a good answer at the time but I thought about it a lot and I think I've come up with it lol
(sorry this is a super long post, I went into way too much detail. cw for canon-typical dialovers stuff including suicide and incest)
so I started by thinking of which parts of dialovers haven't been adequately explored yet, in my opinion, and that got me thinking about yui specifically. I've seen posts lately saying that the more recent dialovers content has been about the relationships between the boys more than it's been about yui and her partner, which is a trend I've noticed too. I don't hate this trend, because closely inspecting the familial and friendly relationships in dialovers is honestly my favorite part of it, but the big drawback of it is...what about yui?! is she not also a part of our big fucked up family! shouldnt we also be analyzing her character! shouldnt she have full character arcs of her own in the games!! a close reading of the non-romantic relationships and an important, central part for our main character...we CAN have both things!!
so I decided I wanted my hypothetical dl game to have a plot that revolves around yui's character. it's my interpretation that some of her themes are family, belonging, feeling loved and wanted. the very first thing that happens in dialovers, where our story begins, is yui being abandoned by her father and left to fend for herself in a house full of people who want to hurt her. when her father shows up later and insists he loves her and wants to protect her, how can she believe him? she was left to die. even if she becomes close with the vampires as the story progresses, the fact that she was abandoned doesn't change, and it still hurts. and I used to poke fun at the scene where she finds out she's adopted, right? I was like "you're in a house of vampires, why are you so stressed out about the fact that you're adopted? isn't that the least of your problems?" but that is the ROOT of the problem!! yui is learning that this isnt even her first time being abandoned. her birth parents didnt want her, her adopted father apparently didnt want her.......and that's why yui gets so heartbroken in scenes where she's abandoned or left behind by the diaboys. if not them, she has NOBODY to go home to.
yui wants to be loved! she wants a family that wants her too! she wants a home where she can stay with people who love her and will protect her! so what's a good way for us to pick that apart in a dl game?
I imagine the church contacting her again; it wouldnt be the first time it's happened, but I don't want yui to just be able to say "no thank u" and start a gunfight and then walk away this time. I want the vampire hunters in the church to capture the diaboys, injure them, lock them up, all under the guise of protecting yui. with her loved ones taken, yui cant just refuse to go with them—so she has to, and this game mostly takes place in a church as a result.
now that yui isn't clueless about what the church does, the church intends to make her into a vampire hunter too. she can train there, and the members of the church will protect her until she can protect herself. (I imagine a named minor character will be her mentor and stuff.) they use sweet words that conflict yui a lot, insisting that they're her family (and these are probably people yui knows and grew up with, so they're not just saying it for nothing!!), using her religion to sway her opinion (this is the right thing to do, as one of God's children), yui would be able to help innocent people as a hunter, etc. Make her really think about what she wants and which "family" can provide her with it! It's not as simple as wanting to stay with her boyfriend. The idea that this family, the one she had been with before the events of HDB, who raised her....didn't actually abandon her and they really want her after all........it's tempting!! yui's heart is torn! she WANTS to believe that those people loved her!
but still, hurting the diaboys is too much. yui doesn't want to do that. throughout the game, yui visits [certain diaboy(s) depending on the route ur playing] to create a plan to rescue them. the members of the church figure out she's visiting them, and shake their heads and lament the fact that these demons have brainwashed her.....but they let her continue meeting them, because they want to show yui the how cruel and animalistic these monsters can truly be. they keep the diaboys starved, and even tempt them with yui's blood while keeping her just out of reach...and of course the diaboys get hungrier, angrier, more desperate...until they really do look like the monsters the church has been describing...!
"but nat, how am I gonna get sexy scenes if the diaboys are being held captive" dont you see, masochistic target audience?! it's about the DENIAL!! it's about the thrill of knowing just a few feet away, this vampire is shaking in desperation to go fucking crazy on you and the cell bars are the only thing stopping him from tearing into you right now, but who knows how long those cell bars will even last?! doesn't he seem to get even stronger and more violent the hungrier he gets— and when you finally get a moment together, with nothing between you, and he needs to make up for lost time...!!
[cough] anyway, we can graduate from masochism to sadomasochism, right? it's my game after all. caged vampires are sexy. and yui can sneak out to offer them her blood anyway, even if it means it will hurt a lot >///< so you'll get your sexy bloodsucking scenes, ok!! pic relevant. use ur imagination.
there's too many diaboys for me to go into detail about what their routes would be like, but to be flexible with it…I'd hate to just keep them in a cage the whole time, right? so let's think about what the church can do. kino's taught us that the church has weapons that can take away a vampire's powers temporarily. using those, it'd be easy to let the diaboys out so the church can use them for their own purposes. they can be threatened into doing the church's dirty work, for instance. they can be tied up somewhere while yui's mentor makes her take practice shots at them, that'd be an awesome scene!! we can put certain diaboys together and watch them turn against each other, we can keep them alone and watch how they spiral out of control………tons of fun to be had.
and the main villain? seiji komori of course!! that bastard!!! he's gonna have all sorts of chances to say the creepiest stuff to her in this game, ugh. all that stuff about yui being tainted by the vampires' evil, all that stuff about marrying her (eugh!!), or killing her if she can't be redeemed..........so much religious trauma here. he'll make a great, very hateable villain.
so yui has to strike a balance between obediently training as a vampire hunter and helping out the diaboys. the choices the player makes can probably be labelled as sadistic or masochistic, with the sadistic choices resulting in her treating the diaboys more cruelly (yknow, to pretend in front of the church members!! or is she not pretending...? heheheh) and the masochistic choices resulting in her treating the diaboys very kindly.
choosing too many sadistic options will give you an ending where yui sides with the church for real. depending on the route, she could become a hunter and kill the one she loves herself. or, after the church successfully gaslights her into thinking the diaboys were brainwashing her, she could think of herself as tainted by their demonic energy and take her own life in shame.
choosing too many masochistic options means the church won't trust her. it'll result in an ending where the church is out to kill yui and the vampires (again, the specifics will depend on the route). they'll treat it like a mercy killing, like yui had been tricked by the vampires all this time, and only the player will be left knowing this isnt the case :(
and when u pick the correct balance of sadistic and masochistic options, u get the vampire ending!! it's tough to describe the specifics because, of course, I'd like it to be different and uniquely interesting in each route. but in general, yui should come to some conclusions about her identity and where she belongs: her true family should be with the diaboys, I think that's obvious. they love her, they want her, they won't abandon her. she also has to reconcile stuff about her religion: what does it mean to her now, after all that? what is her relationship with God? does yui still think of herself as a sinful person for who she loves and how she loves them? is that what yui's religion has been about all this time, and can she recontexualize it based on her experiences? did yui learn something from her time in vampire hunter training after all?
and THAT'S the diabolik lovers game I'd make, if I could B)
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sometimes i think of an interesting fic concept for a fandom other than this one and think to myself, “gee, this is such a good and obvious concept, surely theres fics like this out there” or “ooh, this piece of media had enough dark elements, surely there has to be some good grimdark aus somewhere” and then i open ao3 and am forcibly reminded of the fact that the dream smp is the only fandom that isn’t obsessed with slash fics and i just have to wallow in the lack of nice content and my own inability to write (and, lets be honest here, commitment to most fandoms outside of the dsmp atm)
like genuinely, i dont think i can name a single fandom outside of the dream smp that has such a wide array of found family/friendship centered fics
stranger things? its all steddie or byler (as much as i love the both), etc.
my hero? its all bakudeku or tododeku or shindeku or literally everyone with deku.
detroit become human? its all hank and connor or connor and gavin or gavin and nines or markus and simon, etc.
our flag means death? its all co-captains (as much as i adore them as well) or steddy hands, etc.
the mcu? its all stucky or stony (or incest or selfcest lmao), etc.
sander sides? its all prinxiety or analogical or moralogical or lamp or lampd or whatever the new lamp plus janus and remus ship name is (yes more selfcest), etc.
gotham tv? its all nygmobblepot or jim and oswald or bruce and jeremiah (which i have so many questions about, but that is not the point of this post lmao)
etc etc
and i genuinely think its to a lot of these fandom’s detriments that everything has to be centered around a ship no matter what (esp mcu spiderman, pleASE GOD JUST GIVE ME GOOD POST NWH PETER PARKER ANGST THE CLOSEST THING IVE GOTTEN IS FUCKING SPIDERMAN!TOMMYINNIT AUS DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM) because it really stops fandoms and fan-creators from really exploring the platonic and familial relationships between these characters and that exploration being in the main spotlight.
like sure, steddie is great, but i would love to read a big fic that is all about Steve and Robin moving away from hawkins together and navigating the city and sharing an apartment together and losing their shared jobs every week and continue to explore and establish new boundries and systems with each other and learning things the other never thought were important but brings such important insight into the other that they need to understand each other even better.
bylers cool, but i also want to read about will and el finally getting to meet each other and know each other and realise theyre so much more alike than they originally thought, never quite being seen as people, as the kids they are, but instead as these cool beacons of their friends’ efforts against the upside down and the government, and them becoming siblings, becoming the wonder twins, i want to see will trying to teach el how to draw, and el showing will all of her favorite tv shows, and the two becoming so intertwined that they know every preference the other has and how they can support each other through public school of a foreign town.
sure, bakudeku or tododeku’s okay, but i want to read a fic all about izuku growing up quirkless and what that means for his relationships and how much closer he is with his mom than other kids his age and how deep his mistrust of any other adults runs and what that means for how he acts once he finally gets to ua and how he sees all might as a surrogate father in place of the man that left him and his mother for the states and how that and his god worship of the man affects how he treats one for all and how he makes his decisions and how he prioritizes what all might tells him over what is actually good for him.
hank and connor is.. something, but why cant we read about how hank sees his son in connor and how it affects him to watch connor make these self destructive decisions in order to prioritize human life and his instructions over himself, and maybe about hank attempting to scare connor into deviancy, into some kind of self preservation, so that the poor thing can at least make a decision for himself and prioritize himself, and not die.
i love the co-captains as much as the next guy, but i want to read about how stede came across his crew, how he came to find out they like the children’s stories that he only held onto to remind him of his children, how he looked at lucius and saw himself in him, how lucius somehow managed to grab hold of every trait stede was bullied for, that was trained out of him, and emphases them and make them into a special kind of armor, and how stede takes lucius under his wing just to watch over him so that the boy will have someone on his side when he inevitably trips in his dance past (lets face it flirts and insults through) every hurtle that caught the heel of young stede’s shoe. how stede now will look up at that painting of a lighthouse and wonder if the problem wasnt that he wasnt a lighthouse, just that he hadn’t found the shore yet, and now maybe he has.
Do you see what I mean? How many fics are there that are like this that you can name off the top of your head? very few i imagine.
on top of this a lot of fandoms, because of their lack of exploration of non romantic relationships within their media dont only miss out on the sweet or bittersweet but the all fascinating grimdark aus that may spawn out of taking an absolute ship-less lens on the media you consume, i mean, the only fandom i can find any good or nuanced grimdark forced family fics in is, again, the dream smp.
and this has happened multiple times, where im watching something and i cant help but imagine how good a ctrinity style grimdark forced family au fic would be with these characters with these dynamics, btw.
(cw for all of the fun stuff that comes with forced family like kidnapping and implied abuse and characters overall being miserable lol - its not important to read, its just examples of dark aus im talking ab, just scroll to “etcetcetc” to skip past all that stuffs)
multiverse of madness, where instead of wanda trying to get to america and killing her in an attempt of getting her to make a portal to a universe where wanda’s boys exist going as far as it does, america offers herself up as her surrogate daughter and bringing the both of them through to them and living a normal life as a family in exchange for wanda to stop tearing places and people apart in this universe and others and for America’s life to be spared. and so she brings them both to a world with wanda’s boys, and wanda is just so so blinded by her own excitement and joy. she discards of that world’s wanda quickly, careful to ensure the boys were still asleep. then weeks, months maybe, go by and the boys start having nightmares but wont tell her why, what the nightmares are about, instead they wait until the door is closed and wanda’s down the hall to murmur in hushed tones about what they saw. (”shes not mommy, is she? mommy doesnt act like that. where did mommy go?”). america tries to pretend everythings fine and that theres nothing wrong with this twisted family dynamic wanda’s built up, but she cant truly hide its affect on her, the bags under her eyes are heavy and her fingers are always twitching, she flinches when wanda gestures with her arms to wildly and freezes when one of the boys accidentally breaks a glass. wanda doesnt stop using the darkhold. she could stop using whenever she wanted to, is what she tells herself, but she just needs to ensure no one is going to show up and take her boys away from her, she has to make sure america remains by her side, she has to make sure nothing goes wrong again. she can stop whenever she wants to, the thing is, she doesnt want to stop.
gotham tv (s4), where ra’s successfully kidnapps bruce and takes him and jeremiah under his wing, trying to raise them both to be like him, maybe barbra gets kidnapped aswell. ra’s wants them to act like a family, him as the father, barbra as the mom, and bruce, jeremiah, and talia as their children. at first this is all jeremiah could ask for. hes close with bruce, his need for simultaneous creation and destruction. a brother he didnt hate, and a present father. at first bruce is all angered yelling and venomous insults and scathing sarcasm. he comments on wanting to go home at every opportunity that presents itself, how he preferred alfreds cooking, he liked jim’s stories better, selina taught him cooler things, some days hed even complain about missing the criminals of gotham in an attempt to emphasis just how much he does not want to be here, no matter how cushy the bedding is or how nice the locals. at first all barbra does is attempt to kill, or at the very least injure, ra’s. some days its a steak knife to the gut, some a fountain pen to the face. ra’s is fine every time. hammer to temple. she doesnt buy time for herself, nor bruce. rope around the neck. she cant even injure him in any long term way. boiled water down the front. for a long time talia is jealous of the attention her father gives bruce and jeremiah. he spends long days trying to train the two in tandem, showing them how to protect themselves and how to injure others, how to tell the differences between the dead languages and how to read the basics, how to earn the trust of others and force them to fall into the trap of owing you favors. that is until she discovers how they all ended up here. shes left wondering if her father truly has the right of the world at heart, if she has to respect him and his decisions just because she is his only true daughter. jeremiah isnt having fun anymore. bruce has gone completely silent now. barbra has long since been subdued and doesnt even try to fight anymore. but talia stays quiet, even as the first time she hears bruces voice in months is when he yelps and tries to cover his face from being struck again, even as jeremiah mumbles to himself about someone named jerome, even as barbra spends her time staring whistfully into a bird bath when shes not cleaning or sitting pretty. (she tells talia, one quiet evening - a break from ra’s training bruce and jeremiah until they break, instead they’re allowed to curl up in a corner together and try to decipher books written in hundreds of dead languages - how she’d been engaged once. she wasnt happy, but she loved him nonetheless. she told her that she wondered sometimes how she would have turned out if she hadn’t left, if they got married. would’ve one of them left the other eventually anyways? would she have still ended up here? talia wishes she didnt talk to her, if only because it made staying quiet and continuing to live her life as a bystander harder.)
etcetcetc
unfortunately though, the dream smp (as far as ive seen) is the only fandom that explores family relationships and friendships so thoroughly and then delves deeper into more dark and upsetting aus (ive already said it once, but c!trinity!!) without there being a worry about weird romantic or sexual implications or plot points (which i partially blame killing stalking for the existence of - kidnappers arent hot pleeaaase)
some dsmp fics that i cant imagine being nearly as well done - or created at all - if they were written for different fandoms (all on ao3):
the dead dont dream by penink - ctommy dies during exile, multiple times actually, and dream thinks this is the perfect opportunity to test out the revive book
withered by ThatWeirdGuyInTheBush - Manburg is a real country in a world based on the 1940s, and ctubbo decides hes willing to do something drastic for the good of his country
guided evolution by fathermooshroom - ctommyinnit becomes spiderman, unfortunately being spiderman comes with all of the issues of being spiderman and having a secret identity (i cried uncontrollably multiple times dont let the beginning trick you)
If You Need Somewhere Safe by random_on_main - when ctommy finally escapes logstedshire he takes sam up on his offer of giving him a place to stay rather than hiding in techno’s basement
passerine by thcscus (blujamas) - everyones favorite legendary ctechnoblade gives a visit to an old friend and comes to find out hes a king and has two sons
tommyinnit’s clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti) - tommyinnit is seriously just trying to get through life and happens upon a supervillain passed out and bleeding out in an alleyway on his way home from work one night
cataclysm by thanotaphobia - phil and techno finally conquer the country they’d been at war with for the past several years, but when they discover the lone king to the country is a teenage boy they take him as prisoner rather than killing him
the world forgetting by the world forgot by bonesandthebees (bonesandthecacti) - ctommy has forgotten his entire life, all he knows is that villains kiddnapped and used him for his healing powers, and the superhero dream took him in after rescuing him and allowed him to become his sidekick
its now 5 am, i only made this because i was thinking about that one video of someone talking about how weird it was that the top two relationship tags according to the stats ao3 released where gen (wilbur&tommy and wilbur&techno&tommy) and basically making it obvious they only thought the only reason you would write or read fanfiction would be for ships and slash fics and just,, how sad that is, because this fandom has some of the best fics ive read without even considering putting any romance in the spotlight and i think its far more fulfilling to be able to read fanfiction for the sake of a good story rather than getting to see two characters kiss (which is not to say reading fanfiction to see two character kiss isnt exactly what you need sometimes, im just saying theres more out there to love), and also because i was frustrated by the fact that nothing interesting looking came up when i looked up the tags ‘post series: no way home’ and ‘homeless peter parker’ lmao. if yall have any good post nwh angst pls pls pls send it my way, i need desperately to cry over a character that is not tommyinnit please. im gonna crash now, sorry if this long this is shit - its wayy too fucking early.
#dsmp#dream smp#ctommy#fanfiction#grimdark#non romantic relationships#found family#forced family#kiddnapping#implied abuse#archive of our own#stranger things#steddie#byler#steve and robin#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bakudeku#shindeku#izuku midoriya#all might#detroid become human#connor rk800#hank anderson#our flag means death#ofmd#co-captains#edede#krakhouse#stede bonnet
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IWTV Ask Game
2. How did you find out about or discover it?
i'd seen the movie before and when the trailer came out i thought it looked really good so it was on my radar before it came out. but the reason i actually started watching was that i was disappointed in house of the dragon bc daemon and rhaenyra weren't a toxic enough couple when they actually got together and i wanted to watch some toxic romance. lol
ok long version of the story! (sorry if you don't care about hotd lol)
i was really excited about hotd after the trailers started coming out and like the freak i am, i was especially excited to see the insane uncle/niece incest grooming go from gross to fun when they eventually marry and fight a war and everything goes wrong and they're both crazy and toxic and evil. that's my idea of a good time. this shot from the trailer in particular had me excited for this dynamic:
and the beginning was so promising, their scenes when she's still a teenager played by the younger actress milly alcock are very intriguing! creepy but intriguing.
but then episode 7 happens. i knew ahead of time that the plot of the episode was that daemon's wife has just died and at her funeral he fucks his niece, as you do, and then suddenly rhaenyra's husband also dies and they get married for succession war reasons without permission from her father the king who would fucking hate this. insane sequence of events! and i'd heard that the marriage ceremony was going to be valyrian rites with blood and stuff. for the uninitiated, valyrian refers to the (mostly) lost civilization of blond people who ride dragons and do incest and they're rumored to have done blood magic and stuff. so i had high hopes for this whole valyrian marriage rites scene. a blood sacrifice? some animal or...? an altar with LOTS of blood! their dragons take to the air! they should fuck on the bloody altar while their dragons fuck in the air! either way the visuals will be insane and amazing!
yeah, so the episode airs. and i'm BORED. they made this shit boring somehow. the dialogue is bad and so is the directing. they have a bland conversation about their respective marriages and then have some tepid sex. it just doesn't look like they're that into it even. was that intentional? i cant tell. other more interesting stuff happens and then close to the end of the ep shes like uncle i need you so i can win the eventual war that everyone knows is going to be break out so we should get married. hes like hmm ok. but shes already married so they fake her husband's death so he can sail into the sunset with his boyfriend. toxicity and evilness toned down as much as possible. then they marry and the valyrian ritual is just like. fine. no dragons. they cut their palms so there is blood. if i saw it without prior expectations i'd probably think it was kinda cool but i had built it up in my head to be way cooler so.
in the next episode they kinda just act like a normal couple. despite the whole incest age gap uncle niece grooming shit. i wanted them to be screaming. i am sad about it.
im on tumblr and i see a post with a jacob anderson quote saying iwtv is basically a show about a married couple slamming doors on each other. i'd seen some gifs and ofc i'd seen the trailer months ago but this makes me go !!!!! THIS could be the toxic marriage i was looking for! i go watch it immediately. two episodes have aired so far but it only took me one to fall in love! new obsession unlocked! louis de pointe du lac is my truest love!
at that point im barely able to give half a shit about hotd anymore, i dont even watch the last two eps until days or weeks later. (in the last episode daemon and rhaenyra do get more interesting as they have some tension over him acting like he's in charge even though she's the queen and he's just her consort. he also strangles her a bit when he gets upset, which is very unsurprising from a misogynistic violent man who murdered his first wife (of 3) but some people were shocked. insert iwtv comparison here.) (i've also rewatched hotd with new eyes recently and enjoyed those episodes a lot more when i didnt have my own expectations clouding everything. i WOULD recommend the show for anyone who thinks family drama leading to a literal war feat. dragons sounds like a fun time. it is good and hopefully will be continue to be! also that quote from the showrunner saying daemon wanted to marry his brother and his niece was the closest he could get to was fucking life changing. ryan condal said gay targcest rights. also rhaenicent<3)
anyway iwtv becomes my #1 obsession from episode one and has stayed that way ever since!
iwtv ask game (sorry for mostly talking about a whole different show here lmao)
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Love Between Fairy And Devil Commentary Part 3
The final one! Excerpts from my reactions while watching episodes 25-36! Apologies for the delay
Part 1 | Part 2
SPOILERS ahead!
when did shangque fall in love with her anyway i feel like it snuck up on me. like it was obvious it was going to happen, but the how happened subtly
the grooms need to get DRESSED
it would be hilarious if girlie and sauron get together now and kiss and people see and incest rumors cause the weddings to fall apart
wow sauron looks SO weird with his hair up
a red wedding is about to happen // its snowing as well for maximum effect
he cannot control hellfire well anymore he really should not be doing this
i love that him being 'injured' means he got eyeliner and dark lipstick
she didnt fail the tribulation besties she is fine
FINALLY we get a badass moment from girlie
wdym 'why cant i control hellfire' its obviously cause you have emotions again
have i mentioned how much i hate jin guangshan
did she just feed him her blood to heal? what in the svsss?
girlie's 'i want to jump into the river' after getting caught locking lips was so cute
also why is everyone acting like they dont know why sauron cant use hellfire // i mean he was against her restoring his emotions for this very reason??
god i knew they were gonna be disgustingly cute
i think jieli was prettier in the mortal clothes but girlie is definitely more gorgeous in her immortal robes
i really appreciate the little comedic moments scattered through this show
omg this is beautiful // the women singing together for the return of their men // very avatar like
DAMN that was an eventful two episodes // the wedding happened, batman appeared, everything went to plan, batmans identity was revealed, girlie and sauron finally kinda got together, danyin and ice man came back and girlie's true identity was also revealed
its so crazy that they are saying they need to settle the score as if sauron hasnt regularly whooped jack frost's ass completely
girlie you were happy as a mortal cause you were rich
omg she is literally 'i see you as a nice friend'-ing him rn. i didn't expect this level of self awareness
sauron feeling proud of dragon boy for scoring a date
sorry dragon boy jieli is a businessminded woman
i feel like a matchmaking auntie watching these cuties together
oh good batman backstory // he literally has no parents. but he is also blind like a bat. and uses sound - the flute. // i am a genius
HAN PU!????????? baby batman is HAN PU (who rules the world reference)
also batman is literally luo binghe (svsss reference)
good for jin guangshan and jack frost's mom for running away and escaping this madness
frostie is suicidal. cue the beat boxing song
YES GO FULL HIPPIE ICEY BOY
that man did NOT swallow
DANYIN? danyin is the baby??? then why does the pregnant lady look like jieli???
i am 99% convinced fake old god is gonna die
this is a very random last minute storyline/backstory that i did seriously not see coming
has jieli been a plant by catwoman and batman this whole time?? thats why she cant reciprocate dragon's feelings?
shangque stop saying you'll forgive her manipulating you
damn the whole city gathered to stop him from getting laid
he wants to mawwy herrr
this is why dating villains is fun, they truly dont give a fuck about right or wrong, just you. great romance
he didnt go to hang locks! does he need to get the spike in him right NOW?
that punishment is so awful sauron become 3D in a 2D show
there is lightning! are they gonna kiss kiss body swap again?
why dont they just tell emo boy girlie isnt a fairy, she is the goddess of xishun
this conflict is seriously so unneccessary, she is a GODDESS
the people on twitter were right, this does get only better as you keep watching
thats not a cave, thats a torture chamber
and he decided to share her pain // ofcourse he did
thats a long ass wig
i thought he was gonna carry her but them walking hand in hand is so much better
ice man and jin guangshan's fathers name is lord DONG that is amazing
wowwwwww danyin just confessed her love in front of EVERYONE // balls // she has got balls
girlie's true identity was the fix-it of everything huh
dragon boy is brave to the point of stupid giving jieli all his money // omg is she finally accepting him // i wonder what they will get up to in his dragon form
now wtf is happening here
plot is now aiming at killing girlie i see
i dont see how he didnt see the loss of hellfire coming from miles away after he got his emotions back, i mean wasnt he so opposed to it for this very reason??
i cant believe they hurt my babygirl dragon boy
the phrase "menacing fairies" is quite funny
sauron just wants to live in domestic bliss but the plot wants WAR
i love the meek obedient expression sauron gets on his face around girlie
he is too smart to work with an obviously evil swirling dark cloud // right?
mr sauron i thought you werent gonna lie to her
she has gotten good at setting boundaries
is he possesed rn or just what is happening
i hope the war lives up to the hype, unlike who rules the world // i mean we have been talking about it for literally 30 episodes
the crazy thing is that if he had been straight up with her and told her why she has to die she would have killed herself easily
jieli is fucking smart
I GET IT NOW // he cant take off the bone orchid cause she is devoted to him, so he has break her heart so he can take it off
oooo is it time for ✨war✨
for two opposing armies the fairy realm and demon realm sure have the exact same armour
i think even if she tries to kill herself she wont die cause of special goddess powers
ooooo i think he will use the evil qi and then girlie will purify it
wow her screams of pain are quite intense
honestly i am sick of lady war just having no agency in this story // like lets have her come back to life and tell off batman please
ohhh its the long awaited batman vs iceman fight
they sure picked a place with terrible visibility for this war huh
who tf is qingchuan???
after all this time iceman just now found out batman is ronghao?
love how lady si ming still hasnt shown up again // though i do still believe she will
i knew it!! her magic dust brought everyone back to life
that god(dess) for better visibility amirite
wait are they still pretending she isnt gonna live
sauron doesnt have enough sand on his face, he face planted multiple times. i need him to be coughing up sand
oh wow she is actually disintigrating thanos snap style
why is jieli not just telling dragon boy the truth that she was poisoned? is it cause she knows catwoman is gonna come after her and she doesnt want him to get hurt?
and now batmans all happy and shit?? rude
omg stop manipulating lady war i am sick and tired of her agency being taken away
awwww this is a very cute sequence if not for the fact that he is definitely dreaming
wow watching sauron smile with all his teeth is weirddd
so i guess the remaining 5 eps will be him trying to get girlie back
if dragon boi dies i am gonna riot
oh its a dream sharing incense burner!
woooooow hot take from ice man there 'she will come back from death cause she hasnt married me yet'
i love the juxtaposition of the chaos irl and the serenity in his dream
i am really confused about the girlie marrying iceman prophecy because there is no way thats gonna happen right? unless she has some serious memory loss or something
i am so confused about ronghao's feeling towards lady war
jin guangshan is a fucking bitch
hah i knew lady si ming was gonna turn up
what a power couple though lady si ming and her dragon living together forever
popping back in to say i was right about the memory loss (i stopped in the last few eps cause i was tired lol)
i hate memory loss tropes btw // her memories better come back
did lady war just off danyin?? // misdirect
after i was done i had some last words to say
the ending wasnt bad exactly, plot wise, but i missed the light hearted tone of the show in the last six episodes and also why do we get more fluff in the middle than at the end??
all i wanted was to see them getting married and sitting on the moon throne as king and queen
and not a single jielie/shangque kiss?? we were ROBBED
And that's it folks!! Overall a very fun and enjoyable experience, would recommend!
#loooooooooooong post#gf originals#love between fairy and devil#lbfad#lbfad commentary#langhua#changheng#danyin#dongfang qingcang#i posted this for that one person that liked and reblogged the first two parts recently and reminded me i still had to post the last one#thanks bestie
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Here’s something you all should know what I love to write and don’t want to write as a fanfic writer
What I enjoy writing ✅
My fav seiyuus (Mamoru Miyano, Yuma Uchida, Aoi Shouta)
My favorite idols (Yuta Nakamoto, Sana Minatozaki, Mina Myoui, Rosé, Johnny, Jaehyun)
My favorite anime characters (One Piece, Bleach Vampire Knight, Black Butler, Sailor Moon, etc.)
My favorite band (the GazettE)
Crossover ships (Uruha from the GazettE x Rosé from Blackpink, I write them when they are the same age like High School students or college student to avoid age gaps!)
Crackships (Nami x Ace from One Piece and Sana x Yuta) [This doesn’t mean I don’t want Yuta and Sana to become a thing in real life, I am just bored and he did mention her in a radio show]
Idol x Idol (like Jaehyun x Yuta)
Yaoi (I take it slow like how Sasaki and Miyano were [I recommend that series. ITS SO SWEET!!!!])
LGBTQ stories ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Sometimes horror
Fantasy (Medieval, Adventures)
Funny stories
One-shots (easier than full stories)
Romance (not cheesy)
Fluff (I’m melting when I write that cute shit!!!)
Smut? Why not? (I do not write underage smut!)
WHAT I DON’T WRITE AND NEVER WILL ❌
I don’t write animal violence (it hurts my heart a lot and I love animals deeply. Seeing it in movies and shows triggers me a lot and animal abuse in real life…😭)
Rape of our favorite characters/idols (TRIGGERING AF)
Breakups (well to suit the story but I love the characters chemistry how I write them. But only the main character dumps the dumbass bf/gf)
Gore (just eyeball gore, maggots, and finger/toe nail gore.🤢 I CANT STAND IT EVEN THOUGH I LOVE HORROR! Goth horror)
Cannibalism (FUCK NO! I WONT EVEN SEE MOVIES WITH THAT GROSS SHIT. Well Sweeney Todd had something like that but not like weird disturbing)
I’m trying my best to not give characters major deaths if I feel close to them. (SPOILER ALERT! I WONT WRITE FANFICS WHERE ACE IS DEAD! I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH!!!! Even Eddie😭)
UNDERAGE (I FIND IT FUCKED UP! NO THANK U!!! WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!!!!! NEXT!!!!!!!)
INCEST (GROSS!!!!!! OMG EWWWWWW!!!!!! WTF?!?!!!! WHY?!?!!!!! THEY ARE RELATED!!!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!! VAMPIRE KNIGHT AT THE END OF SEASON 2 HAD THAT WITH THE MAIN FEMALE GIRL AND I HATE HER FOR THAT FOR LEAVING MG BOI ZERO! I watch that series because of Zero! Also Pseudo-Incest with Ace, Luffy and Sabo fanfics and fanart…NO THANK YOU!!!)
Weird Kinks (knife kink, pain kink, piss kink…more weird kinks I rather not say…WTF?!?!!)
I write how I want to write my smut scenes because I don’t know why I get uncomfortable while writing and to make it look good. But what matters the most that I’m enjoying what I love to write and it’s my story
If you don’t like my fanfics you can leave and unfollow. I got mean comments how I write idol x idol but hey you don’t own my story and account don’t tell me what to write and they won’t see it!
I don’t write weird shit that I just explain right now!
I will update more what comes to my mind!
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i desperately need a nap so im not gonna watch any more right now but i watched the first episode of the new fallout series. dont tell me anything about the rest of it ok
im Interested and cautiously optimistic but i dont really have a lot to say yet. as per usual i didnt follow the brotherhood stuff very well and im really hoping they're not the major focus bc they are by far the Least interesting part of fallout for me i have no fucking idea what they're doing 90% of the time i dont know if its just not adequately explained in new vegas and 4 and i just have missing pieces since i havent played everything or what my problem is
gore is decent. loved the raider twist in the vault storyline. LOVE that the cowboy is a ghoul now even though i dont love how he looks. should've made him more fucked up but i like him anyway. need more robots. love the set designs everything looks really good. not a fan of the guy who's in love with his cousin though im sure incest is a REAL problem in isolated vaults so like... i understand the decision to acknowledge it but incest is a huge ick for me so i really dont want to think about it anymore. im not sure if lucy (same name...) is our Protagonist or just one of several but i love that she's a woman. im biased as a sort-of-girl-mostly who loves women but i genuinely feel like playing as a woman makes the storylines so much more interesting
and theres still a heavy male dominance in the video game community/assumption of Man as default protag so it just makes me happy to see them taking that direction
heres what i really want from this series in no particular order
more robots. my god there's only been a mr. handy visible for like 4 seconds give me robots
there was mention of the commonwealth but im not sure if that's where we are? i want to see diamond city so bad though
would fucking love any acknowledgement of nukaworld but im not expecting that to happen
please show me a deathclaw just once please i want to see a deathclaw
i want to see feral ghouls but also that's not much different than zombies and we have so many zombie movies so if we get a glowing one i will be very happy
super mutants!!!! where are the super mutants!!!
would love a synth plotline but i dont know if that's going to be included or not. from my limited experience it feels like fallout 4 is the primary inspiration here but i think its supposed to be like. its own thing not specifically linked to any particular game
fucked up vault tec experimentation
fucked up gory nasty raider camp lets go
cool energy weapon explosions
i cant think of anything else right now i am going to go to sleep
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uh hi. wanted to make a Real Pinned Post like all the Cool Tumblr Guys. yippee! very sad i had to unpin my fin fin birthday cake post but life is full of sacrifices
anyways im toastedpencils (he/they/name). call me any variation of that. im toastedpencils everywhere but here and ao3, where its SeCrFiDr. good luck remembering how to spell it! im autistic + ADHD. also: I'm not a minor, and I'm in PST time zone. thats as specific as ill get <3
blog protocol:
-ask/submit/DM me anything! cant guarantee ill see it immediately bcause im sporadically on tumblr, but i like being Known
-im not gonna reblog much real world fucked up shit. like i know theres plenty of spreading awareness posts that are important, but im on tumblr to relax and giggle a little, not. think about sad.
-Please do not ask me to tag triggers(bugs, gore, unreality, etc). I am not going to do that. The only posts I will actually tag are the rare occasions I make my own post. I'm sorry if you don't like this, but my blog exists for me, not you. Block me and curate your own online experience. Thanks for understanding!
-IMPORTANT: If you're a "pro-shipper"(ie, create/support sexual content between minors/adults or minors/minors, sexual/romantic content between IRL people, or any type of incest), PLEASE block me and find a different blog. I'm not here to argue, but I don't want you here. Thank you for understanding.
-I'm otherkin. Mostly painted wolf, but there's some other shit in there I haven't figured out.
Below are fandoms I am a part of! (Subject to editing, obvs)
Special Interests:
Digimon Adventure
Horses
Other:
Pokemon (specifically the games, but i have a hyperfixation with Ingo Pokemon that comes and goes)
Hermitcraft...mumbo jumbo...
Trigun(98, max, and stamp)
HLVRAI
Fin Fin (Come And See Him)
Osomatsu-San
Object Shows (specifically ONE, TNM, II, and BFDI)
AVA/M
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arcane is literally making me lose my mind because i cant stop thinking about it and. for the past few days i was just like. jinx and silco are the perfect father/daughter duo!!! ❣️ i was so ecstatic over them, and i was most definitely seeing the show through the lens of a kid with no father figure in her life and yearning to experience something like that, but today i’m seeing the show through the lens of a Functional Adult capable of spotting red flags because i woke up in a COLD SWEAT. borderline paranoid, just thinking “but if they are actually healthy.... why were the scenes between them so uneasy to watch? why did i feel so uncomfortable when jinx put her hand on his neck, and during the lake scene where it looked like they were going to kiss? why was my gut feeling reacting so bad when he told her she’s perfect?” AND I FINALLY PIERCED 2 + 2 TOGETHER.
the scenes were uncomfortable not bc riot is portraying some weird incest shit, but BECAUSE THEY WANT THE VIEWERS TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHILE WATCHING. they want to show you this villain being a Great Father while also showing you that he’s fucking abusive. like.... “jinx is perfect.” he KNEW that that’s what she wanted to hear, jinx is desperate for his validation and will commit the amount of murders necessary for him not to think she’s weak—we know that. but we also see her hesitation at the lake scene when he was telling her she had to kill her old self, and we saw how all hesitation faded when he said that she’s perfect and strong. her eyes widened, and from that moment on, she was 100% down to let him drown her.
and that’s what she feels like she must do to make him proud. kill cops, blow up buildings, steal the hextech gemstone. kill her old self: powder, who was weak and scared and looking for her sister. he wants her to kill her own humanity. and so he manipulates her need for his validation by telling her what she wants to hear while building her up to be the perfect weapon. jinx is perfect because she’s obedient.
and when he attempts to kill vi because he knows she’s the only one who can get to jinx the way he can, who can take her away from him + awake her old self.... wow. he’s attempting to isolate her even from her own sister. and, like—he doesn’t hit her, but that scene where he gets angry and grabs her wrist still felt so terrible to watch because it was a reminder that’s he’s a villain; that the moment jinx crosses the line, he’ll blow up in anger and lash out on her; will she be safe, then?
so yeah. like... he’s a good father... but he’s also textbook abusive and they enable each other’s worst impulses... but like, i want to see more of them... but i also want jinx to escape his control... but he probably doesn’t even know he’s manipulative, he just wants to do what’s best for her because he sees himself in her, they both share the same trauma... but it doesn’t matter that they don’t know they’re unhealthy because it doesn’t take away from the fact that their dynamic is, in fact, unhealthy.... yeah, it’s complicated. parents can both be loving and abusive, i guess that’s today’s takeaway
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10 Anti LO Asks
1. I wish Rachel hasn’t used the gods to create the comic but rather turned them into human OCs. The fact that they’re rich, immortal and attractive make the stakes so damn low we don’t even have anything to genuinely fret over narrative wise.
2. WAIT I HAVENT READ LORE OLYMPUS IN A WHILE BUT DID SHE REALLY MAKE APOLLO THE SUN GOD?! STRAIGHT UP IGNORING HELIOS THE ACTUAL SUN GOD?????? How could Rachel say she did research and still choose to incorporate one of the biggest misinformations about Greek Mythos.
Look I don’t want poor Helios to be seen in Lore Olympus style if he hasn’t yet, but that’s such a simple thing to get wrong.
From OP: Both of them are still sun gods, the main issue is that RS also made Leto a sun goddess for some reason.
3. im sorry but the only distinguishing factors between literal gods and humans is that the gods are neon colors and thats it is so dumb?? like what about demi gods? how about exceptional mortals? like how can anyone compare psyche to a goddess then if shes not neon colored? also theres a ton of myths where gods are easily able to blend in with humans without changing anything because they are supposed to look like them, so how can they do that if humans are normal skin tones but the rest are neon?
4. I honestly feel like a big part of why LO is so bad is it's just way, WAY too long. The first few episodes were fast paced and kept you interested, but once it really pocked up on popularity you can see Rachel just started stretching everything out and dragged it back to a snail's pace. I'm all for a slow burn, but that shouldn't for the readers. If it was this long and there were months/years of progress in story I would excuse it, not at most a month in all this time. It's exhausting to read.
5. ok but why do even the humans in lo look so wonky? idk i think her more early abstractions with human forms was really so much better than this more realistic but also more cartoony look, it just doesnt mesh well. sure its technically cleaner looking but it starts to show the many flaws in the art than the previous look didn't. in the early look you could excuse it as coherent stylization, in this current look it just looks like rachel and her team either are very lazy, cant draw, or both.
6. also the disney hercules movie 1) never claims its myth accurate but also 2) its still just a fun movie?? LO in comparison is a self righteous slog that thinks its reinventing the wheel and is more legitimate than the actual texts all while being so wrong its not even"myth fanfic", its just a completely different story with greek names slapped on it for marketing. disney also had the good sense to not make the whole story about a dark topic, meanwhile LO is milking R//PE for a creepy romance.
7. ngl im even surprised rachel would even call hades anything zeus related because she seems so vindictive against anyone who isnt hades/persephone/hera that i would have thought she would make a point to say zeus would rather be be called "light hades" or w/e.
8. Omfg I just realized Hestia and Athena are an incestuous couple. Hestia is Hera's sister and Athena is Hera's and Zeus' daughter. Hestia is literally dating her niece. So the only non-stright couple in LO is incest. I just... how do fail this fucking badly at represenation?
Also, bc I know someone is gonna say it: Yes, incest was pretty much par for the course in Greek mythology, but in LO Rachel seems to actively want to avoid that particular aspect (which is understandable). Zeus and Persephone were orginally biological niece and uncle as well, since Persephone was the daughter of either Zeus or Poseidon and Demeter, but in LO this is retconned into Demeter making Persephone herself without a father being involved, making HxP still sketchy but not blood-related at least.
The Hestia and Athena-situation seems like a comedic mistake RS made. She hastily threw together two same-gender characters to counteract the accusations of homophobia and straightwashing and it just... backfired in the most hilarious possible way.
From OP: Athena and Hestia aren’t technically related in LO but it’s still really odd that Demeter, Hera, and Hestia come from Metis but have no relation at all to her other than she created them. Like, you’d think even Metis’ power would connect them in someway but I guess not. The three even used sisters to refer to each other (although, it was only retconned once and left in the other time) so I still their (Athena and Hestia’s) relationship weird.
9. This isnt just an LO thing but it's ironic Rachel is in that group of WT creators who went to art school and yet have some of the most subpar art i've ever seen, meanwhile the self-taught creators who went to school for medicine, engineering, comms, etc all have some of the most beautiful art i've seen in a webcomic. Anyway LO stans have to stop using the "she went to art school" excuse since it'd pretty clear she's not the only example where art degree =/= good art.
10. ok now im a bit sus about about the LO stats and tbh every other original bc i just saw an original creator say the actual numbers (esp for popular series) are all overinflated by porn and spam bots and webtoons wont get rid of them to make it look like they have more engagement and market them as more successful than they let on💀getting real tumblr will ban boobs but not the n//zi blogs energy from that info ngl
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100 Followers Celebration!!!
Guys! I can’t believe it! I have reached 100 followers! So in celebration on this milestone, I am doing prompt writings.
The rules:
I will do most characters from Bnha
All of class 1a (Not Grape Boy)
All of the teachers.
Dabi or Twice
I will only do up to five of the prompts listed in one ask.
I will do three-somes
I write for Female/Male/Genderneutral/Trans. (Just explain what pronouns and what genitals.)
I will write for Top! Reader and Bottom! Reader. (Please specify)
Things I will not do:
Rape/Non-Con
Incest
Knifes or Guns
Blood
!The Prompts!
“Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?”
“Fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”
“You look just about good enough to eat.”
“Beg for it.”
“Be a good girl/boy for mommy/daddy.”
“I’m going to fucking ruin you.”
“You’re so in for it when we get home.”
“You can take it, you’ve done it before.”
“Just a little more.”
“I won’t apologize for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”
“Suck on my fingers.”
“You look so good with my hands around your neck.”
“Keep your eyes open, look at me, baby.”
“Kiss me properly.”
“You’re so wet.”
“Look how good you take it.”
“My baby, you did so well.”
“God, you feel amazing.”
“Swallow. All of it.”
“Faster! Please, let me come!”
“Do think you deserve a reward/punishment?”
“Don’t make a mess, baby.”
“Stay still, don’t move your hips.”
“How do you want it?”
“I don’t care if it takes all night, you will submit.”
“Show me how much you missed me.”
“Harder.”
“It’s not too tight, is it?”
“I want to see you, want to watch you come.”
“Enough, please, I can’t take anymore!”
“That’s so fucking hot.”
“What makes you think I’m going to fuck you?”
“Spread your legs for mommy/daddy, I want to see you.”
“Holy shit, you came pretty quickly.”
“Do you need to use your safeword, darling?”
“Do you know what happens when you misbehave?"
“Shall we put that mouth to better use?”
“Don’t think so much, just let your body take control.”
“Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere.”
“No one’s ever touched me like this, fuck.”
“Come for me, you’ve done so well.”
“Again! Please, again!”
“I don’t want anyone else. No one else can make me feel like you do.”
“Please! Give it to me!”
“So good for me, look at how much you came.”
“I’ll take care of you.”
“Where did this attitude come from?”
“You like it that much, hm?”
“I need it! Please!”
“God, you love it like this, don’t you?”
“You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.”
“I need you. I need you both, right now.”
“I can be good, so good! I swear!”
“You didn’t come yet, let me-”
“Do you wonder what it is that makes me scream?”
“You’re easy to please.”
“Why not tonight? I’m even wearing something pretty.”
“Why are you being so gentle with me? I like it when you’re rough.”
“Does it make you nervous when I stare?”
“It’s hot when you talk back.”
“You’re so messy."
“I know what I like, I know my limits.”
“Be good for me and I’ll untie you.”
“I can’t- please- I can’t-”
“I had this dream and- fuck- you couldn’t keep your hands of me.”
“I was good while you were gone! I didn’t even touch myself.”
“I want more, please, give me more!”
“You’re still horny? Didn’t I fuck you hard enough last night?”
“Come on honey. Come help me with this naughty bitch.”
I cant wait to write your requests!
#bnha#bnha smut#bnha x top reader#fanfic#midoriya x reader#bakugo x reader#bottom todoroki#bnha abo#bnha x trans reader#dilf! deku#deku smut#deku x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugou smut#bakugou x male reader smut#bakugou x reader#bakugou x reader x todoroki#todoroki smut#shoto x reader#iida smut#iida tenya smut#iida x reader#iida tenya
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