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Don't be scared of getting older. Every year I'm reborn as the most me I've ever been.
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
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Sorry my lore is insane and convoluted do you still think I'm hot
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— BERTOLT BRECHT, trans. John Willett.
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
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fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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im so desirable sorry
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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
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At the end of the day I simply don't trust a man with a twitter account. Go build a log cabin.
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Joan Tierney
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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