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fakesimp · 9 months

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I kinda wonder if chia knows a manga called 'ganbatte douki-chan/ senpai is mine'

Although yes, the art is kinda suggestive but the romance between the female and male lead is quite sweet albeit slow and i want to request something like that with.. you guess it, shu!

Tho if chi hasn't read it yet, i wanna request mutual pinning with the sorcerer

Thank you so much chia! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

-🍰

Him, With Shu Yamino

Warning !

Fluff ; Mutual Pinning ; Shu and Reader are Coworkers ; Friends to Lovers ; The use of (Y/n) once

A/n !

No, I have not, so I decided to search it up and.. read it, well it is quite. Interesting to say the least, the kouhai girl though :) ... it's making me frustrated. Lol.

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Effortlessly gaining attention,

Effortlessly being attractive,

Everything he do seems, effortless.

Everyone seemed to have a crush on him, good God, there's no way he'll notice you among these people.

Is what you said on the first week of you both started working together, but he throw that fact out of the window by reaching out to you first.

He was overwhelmed over something, and needed help. Though he was quite shy asking for the favor. You told him it's okay, you'll help him. He was thankful for that, and ever since then he talked to you often, more often as the time goes on.

And you both become friends! And Your feelings towards him also grows as you continue being friends with him, sometimes it's hard for you to hide your feelings towards him.

And it's frustrating for you on how dense he is!

. . .

"Shu!-" You call out to him as your heart skipped a beat when he turned his chair towards you, looking at you curiously with his identic V-shaped smile. "Are you, free tonight?" You asked as you unconsciously fiddle with your fingers, his eyes soften slightly, "Shu~" Before the raven haired male could reply, he got cut off as he tilt his head towards the person who's calling out to him.

"Yeah?" He blinked confusedly at them, "Are you up for a drink tonight?" They asked, Shu blinked at them then glanced at you who's looking away and biting the inside of your mouth. He cleared out his throat and looked back at them, "Sorry, I have plans with someone else already for the night." He smiled apologetically as he scratch the back of his neck.

"Oh.. How unfortunate" You glance back at Shu who's talking with them, you don't know what to feel for that. You just hope there's no one coming in the middle of your time alone with him like last time.

Numerous time both of you had been disturbed by your coworkers whenever you're both are hanging out alone somewhere in a restaurant, he welcomed them warmly but you. You're quite annoyed by how the same damn person kept on encountering you and him.

It made you think that this person is following both of you whenever you asked Shu to hangout together, the fact that they also stick so, undeniably close with Shu making you want to just quit working.

. . .

You're now sitting across your coworker, he's eating noodles in front of you, he noticed you staring, and both of you made eye contact for one second before looking away from you, you cannot miss that slight pinkish color on his cheeks as he continue eating before asking you,

"Is there, something on my face?" He asked as he leaned away from the table wiping his mouth with some tissue, looking at you curiously. "Huh? Oh, uh no, no.. I'm, sorry for staring" You apologized sheepishly as you looked away embarrassed, he chuckled softly as he rest both of his hands on the table.

"I believe, you, want to talk about something?" He said as he played with the small spoon in his drink, "Ah.. well, I-" "Oh, Shuu! What a coincidence!" A familiar voice of your coworker ring into both of your ear.

You looked up at them same goes for Shu, who is quite, startled to see them here. "O, oh, hey.."

. . .

And after that they joined you both, sitting oh so godly close to Shu, making you no longer have appetite to eat. You're now just drinking your drink in frustration and disappointment, this is the nth time they found you and joined you.

You are convinced they're a stalker by this point, you glanced at them both as they talk to Shu, and shamelessly flirting with the raven.

You noticed how he glanced at you, silently asking for your help, making your heart throb for one second.

You then cleared your throat and gained their attention, they look at you confusedly, "Hm? What's wrong?" They asked, oh so innocently. "Sorry, I think you went too far on my boyfriend." You spat out, it took you a damn second to realize what you said.

Oh God.

Even Shu himself is also shocked at your word, but then he followed your lead, "B, Boyfriend? You? And Shu? Since when?? Both of you doesn't seem like lovers at work."

You are screaming internally at them, "I am not ready to show our relationship publicly, and it is none of your business anyway." You snapped back at them.

Both of you are almost attacking each other, if it's not for him to step in between you, the three of you will get kicked out from the restaurant.

. . .

And now both of you are walking next to each other in silence, you are way too flustered to talk after what you just said at the restaurant.

"...Thank you" He whispered, you glanced at him, not realizing how red your cheeks are. "Ah, It's.. okay, I'm sorry for suddenly calling you my lover." You apologized, he went silent, you encourage yourself to look at him.

And you did not regret it, you see how flustered he is as he looked away from you, his blush is visible all the way down to his neck. Making your heart skip a beat, you internally cursed at yourself.

He is so cute.

. . .

Day after day, week after week, so many things happened between you and him, also with that one coworker of yours. Literally making you go insane, but he somehow manage to keep yourself sane enough to continue working.

If it's not for him, you're probably going to quit your job.

You are so, frustrated, annoyed on how clingy your coworker is towards Shu, if only he realized your feelings towards him.

. . .

One night, both of you are working quite late night, only both of you are left in the office. Shu sometimes would come check up on how you're doing, to see if you're still awake or not because if you're asleep at the office that, is not good.

"(Y/n)" He called out to you as he walk to your table, to notice you have fallen asleep. He carefully approached you, he bended over slightly to see your face, his hand slowly reaching out to your face but he immediately stopped half way and gently pat your shoulder.

"Wake up... You can't sleep here" He said as he tried to wake you up, you groaned as you slowly stretch your arms out. Letting out a sigh, before looking around.

You look up at the familiar figure, slowly blinking at him. "Shu?..." He hummed softly as a response, "...I," You paused for one moment.

Thinking if you should say it or not.

You proceed to lay your head in between your arms that's on the desk, "....I like you, and it's.." You frowned, "Frustrating to see how they, ...cling on you so much.." You continued.

He didn't say anything, instead he grabbed a chair and sat next to you. He silently listen to you, "..My chest, hurts.. whenever I see them so close to you.. haha.. foolish of me huh?" You buried your face further as you pour your thoughts and feelings out.

Shu scooted himself closer to you, also resting his arms on your desk, he laid his head on top of his arm. Looking at you, "...Me too" he whispered. Making you slowly look up, looking at your side. Confused.

Both of you are so close, you can feel his warmth next to you, his violet eyes staring back into yours. "..Too?" You repeated, his eyes soften as he finally moved his hand towards your cheek.

His movement is quite hesitant, but the moment his hand touched your cheek, "I have feelings for you too" He looked away for a moment, cheeks flushed slightly in embarrassment. "I, ..have, fallen for you since the first time I saw you" he confessed.

Your heart skipped a beat when you heard his confession,

Him? He had liked you ever since he laid eyes on you the first time?

No way.

You were drowned in your thoughts, not realizing that you had been staring at him. "...I like you" he said, making you snap out from your thoughts. "..I was, so excited when I heard you call me as your lover" he said as he gently brush his fingers against your cheek.

"You did?" He nodded his head when you asked, now you don't know if you should call yourself dense for not realizing the hints from him.

Him, asking for your help instead of others.

Him, who would spare his time for you.

Him, that knows what you like and dislike from the conversation you have with him

Him, who had a gentle, loving smile towards you.

How did you not realize that, he had been treating you differently from others. Yet you didn't realize it, and called him dense? But the signs are not so obvious for you to see.

"...So" You trailed off, "Are we..?" He blinked before letting out a small chuckle, "We, confessed didn't we?"

. . .

That night, is a night you will never forget.

Both of you are now officials, Shu will lightly push your clingy coworker away from him since, he, belong to you now.

He would come up to you and pat your head, making you pout for him messing up your hair, but eventually let out a small laugh.

You'll hug him by the waist, making sure everyone knows that he belongs to you, and you, belongs to him.

©fakesimp . 2023

A/n !

Gah ! That's taking too long, oh no. Anywhoozies ! I hope you like this 🍰 anon !

( 9/10 )

#nijisanji en x reader #nijisanji en #nijisanji x reader #nijisanji #luxiem x reader #luxiem #shu yamino x reader #shu yamino #fakesimp replies #🍰 anon

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softpinksiren · 1 year

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**my mother described me as withering away 😋🥰🤭🤩best. compliment. ever. But I am trying this to eat more so she can not be up my ass.

Sun 15:(Day1)⛅️ 454 cal. Did make a smoothie with flax & chia seeds it was so good.

Mon 16:(Day2)🌧️ 498 cal. Probs had more than this as I licked a bit of icing and jam off of a cake like an actual pig but I don’t know the cal intake of that so I’m just pretending it never happened.

Update:

Tues 17:(Day3) 426 cal.

Weds 18:(Day4) 386 cal.

Thurs 19:(Day5) 182 cal.

Fri 20:(Day6) 379 cal.

Update:

Sat 21:(Day7)⛅️ 272 cal.

Sun 22:(Day8)🌤️ 294 ~ I only ate soup today but I was with my mum for like the entire day so you can imagine the problems that caused. she’s taking me to the doctors I am not about to put on all the weight I just lost.

Mon 23:(Day9)🌤️ 442 cal. Wow. Even though I walked around 13,000 steps today I feel really disgusting. i HAD to eat more but no one forced me too and I had a bit of chocolate because my blood sugar is really low but I feel so fat😭. We also baked blueberry muffins I made separate ones for me but it was too salty and such a waste of calories. God I want to throw up but I can’t.

Update:

Tues 24:(Day10)☀️668 cal. Technically - exercise I’m at around 468 but I binged this evening on chocolate as one does because I’m so fucking depressed the doctors was shit I want to kms. This is me being so real I thought lemme lie on here rq cause it’s so embarrassing but I’m just gonna starve next week fr fr. Xoxo

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ohwell-itsme-but-danganronpa · 3 months

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[NSFW AU] Forest god Shuichi, bounty hunter Kokichi

Bunny: i didn't think Too deeply on it but basically. roaming bounty hunter kokichi + monster shuuichi kokichi gets in over his head :)c probably vine tentacles involved, because i like those [a little bit later] forest cryptid shuuichi…mmm good stuff the people who hired kokichi to kill him are maybe Not Great they kept fucking with his home it's not his fault he had to dissolve them like a pitcher plant can i add seed ovi

Me: Yes Do it

Bunny: they think kokichi's dead bc he doesn't come out of the woods SNDKHBJJFG

Me: He lives there now Becomes a planter, the way he's full of seedlings

Bunny: he does leave sometimes to take care of business but mostly. happy vine time his feet rarely touch the ground anymore. shuuichi spoils him

Me: Oh? Carries him around or keeps him in bed?

Bunny: i think mostly literally holds him up in his vines shuuichi is the forest, to some extent …does he have a bed, actually?? MAYBE THAT'S WHY KOKICHI HAS TO LEAVE SNDBJFJG u get kidnapped by a hot cryptid and he doesn't even have a house smh

Me: Mossy nest

Bunny: mossy nest could also work!!! comfy little cave

Hina: Is Shuichi a plant?

Bunny: shuuichi is a cryptid/monster that's like. the avatar of a forest? its spirit, but also its guardian

Hina: So do plants grow in him?

Me: I think in this case the seeds have to go Become airborne as seeds do Find some soil to settle into

Bunny: also, airborne??? what do you mean by that bc i can not be seeing the same image you are

Me: I don't have access to translator now but I mean like When the stuff from trees just fly off and people have allergies to that

Bunny: okay yeah i did understand we were having different ideas of the size of these seeds i'm pretty sure

Me: I assumed that they're tiny and in a huge quantity Seeds just suggest that idea

Bunny: they do!! however i usually go for Very Large bc it's fun to me

Me: Like. I thought of tiny orchidea seeds, bc orchideas are cursed with those so I was made to read about that once See, that was fitting in the mer au, but if Shuichi IS the forest then it makes sense he'd have A Lot

Bunny: ooohh that's true but how would that Feel

Me: Grainy cum Not dry tho Just textured Like chia seeds in a drink But more density [everyone disliked that, idk why]

Beez: in my head shuichi just looks like millennial tree

Me: In my he has like a gown with moss covered vines and flowers holding it together Flowers in his hair too, maybe elfish ears, probably lil antlers

Apollo: Okay but if Shuichi is the forest, does he have eyes everywhere? Like he sees everyone coming to destroy his home/him then sees a cute hunter and goes You. You're gonna be mine now.

Bunny: yes, yes he does :) kokichi never stood a chance :) i can't believe this was started over me liking swordkichi a little Too much [design from the official anthology]

Apollo: Imagine just walking into the forest to get rid of a creature but the whole ass FOREST decides you're its pet/partner or whatever now

Bunny: he was gonna melt him into bone soup but he sensed a pure heart and pretty face ok

Apollo: No need to live pay check to pay check when the forest is constantly fucking and breeding you

Dra: Damn does he do that [melt someone] to anyone else when Kokichi can see

Bunny: not when he can see he's very big, he can take care of forest-killers and his favorite pet simultaneously

Me: Feeding his favorite human handpicked berries and honey

Apollo: He's made him a little flower crown that won't die and is making sure he only eats the best things possible

Me: Tries to feed him bugs too, to get him some protein, never again, lesson learned

Apollo: LOOK HE'S USED TO KILLING HUMANS NOT TAKING CARE OF THEM. THERE'S BOUND TO BE A LEARNING CURVE

Bunny: kokichi is half-awake and being lazily fucked so he only realizes when he feels a leg wiggle against his lips IF ONLY THERE WAS BOOKS ON HUMAN CARE he's Struggling i jusg think. kokichi being suspended above the forest floor, strange smooth vines stuffed in every hole large enough, dizzily wondering what theyre pumping into him he's having a very blissed out time kokichi accidentally cuts his hand after gripping onto shuuichi's antlers and shuuichi is HORRIFIED he's pretty sure kokichi is Actually Dying

Apollo: He's never seen blood and Kokichi is currently too blissed out to notice that he's bleeding

Bunny: IN HIS EXPERIENCE HUMANS ARE FUCKEASY TO KILL OK HE JUST DROPS THE GROUND OUT FROM UNDER EM A LITTLE AND THEY EXPLODE he should probably have a much more intimate knowledge of death than this being a forest god but. it's funny

Apollo: Okay but Kokichi accidentally gags when his mouth is being fucked and Shuichi freaks out at that because does that mean he did something bad???? Kokichi seemed to like it though??? He's hopeless at caring for his little human but he's trying his best

Bunny: im imagining their first meeting,, maybe shuuichi's forest is extremely sheltered and humans have only recently started trying to "develop" it.. kokichi shrieking and swinging his sword around while vines hoist him higher and higher they start stripping him and he thinks he's about to die but they just end up poking around curiously wherever they can reach, trying to figure him out

Apollo: Shuichi that's not how you properly get a boyfriend smh

Bunny: he doesn;t know that!! he IS the forest there's nothing for him outside of it

Apollo: Shuichi appears but is absolutely zero help because he also starts poking Kokichi in curiosity

Bunny: he thinks shuuichi is there to help but no, he just wanted to feel kokichi's interesting textures more clearly the human makes cute noises when he pokes him there :D

Beez: would that mean cutting it down hurts him. .. . .

Bunny: yes sometimes death is a natural part of the forest lifecycle but you can't cut him all the way down and expect him to live

Beez: yeah i imagined if it happened naturally he would be fine but if there was smth interfering he would Feel it

Apollo: Kokichi tries to kick him and Shu just pouts because he doesn't know how to respond. He's just interested in this cutie

Bunny: kokichi tries to bite him and gets a vine stuffed in his mouth

Me: This is where verbal communication ought to step in

Bunny: when does verbal communication ever work when kokichi's involved /j

Apollo: This isn't how Kokichi wanted to be seen in front of a hot forest spirit damn it. He couldn't even flirt before getting naked /j

Kai: Human try developing Shuichi's forest and Kokichi is just "AW HELL NAH THAT GUY FUCKED ME TOO GOOD FOR YOU TO UP AND KILL HIM!"

Apollo: "We hired you to kill that guy!" "HE GAVE ME THE BEST FUCKING NIGHT OF MY LIFE! HOW AM I MEANT TO KILL HIM AFTER THAT????"

Bunny: maybe the fantasy seeds he has kokichi incubate are replacements for the killed trees OOO

Dra: I'm sorry but my mind just went to that fucking bird (there is a type of tree that doesn't grow unless the bird eats the seeds first)

Me: Yeah, the forest grown since Kokichi came around

Me: I was thinking something a lil more lovey dovey when you said he stayes in the forest

Bunny: it's lovey-dovey once they get past the Poking phase. shuuichi is very curious and has literally no idea what boundaries are maybe kokichi offers him a deal,,,like 'u can keep touching me wherever as long as you promise to stop eating people'. he does not have his sword and has literally no way to enforce this and is also currently wiggling toward shuuichi's hand but it's fine he's a very serious business man shuuichi is very diligent about aftercare even though he has no idea what that is and tries to feed him a bug he goes "well some of the animals like this" and pulls kokichi into his lap to start petting him humans need protein he's pretty sure he's doing his best

Apollo: Throws touch starved Kokichi into this /j

Bunny: funny you say that :)c the implications of kokichi being a wandering bounty hunter are that he has nowhere to go Home to, yeah? would also explain why he stays in the forest,,,

Apollo: Kokichi really went from being alone and living paycheck to paycheck to being taken care of by the forest itself

Kai: "I got no home but the willow maid fucked me good and hard so i think i like it here"

Bunny: kokichi is like 'stop it i'm not a pet >:(' and shuuichi is like b̶̀̌ȗ̶̏t̷̅̈ ̷̏̚ḯ̷̋ ̵͒̀c̵̃an ̵̓̏s̵͐͠m̷̃͑e̷̎͝l̸̂͗l̸̀ that ̚i̸͗t mak̷̃̎e̶s you ̷̅̚h̵͑̒ä̸͠p̵̎̂p̴̢̆y̵?

Kai: does Kokichi ever repay ;) him

Bunny: yes frequently

Kai: can a forest get off?

Bunny: nnnnot…really? at least in my interpretation he enjoys seeing kokichi happy maybe he finally decides to manifest himself some genitals to see what all this fuss is about NSDJBHSHDGJ

Kai: does he at least smooch Shuichi?

Bunny: YES shuuichi tells him that he is not a baby bird and does not need to be fed. then he tells him to do it again because it felt nice

Apollo: I'm crying because imagine if he made his dick real big because he's not sure what a good size is meant to be

Bunny: kokichi is munching grapes and watching him like no…a little bigger…little smaller…move that a little bit to the left…

Kai: peppers his face in kisses and Shuichi has no clue what he's doing but makes the correct assumption that it's a human sign of affection sorta like wolf licks and accepts it

Bunny: he does it back very clumsily it's too hard and knocks kokichi over (shuuichi vc) ẁ̷͑h̶̎͑a̵͂́ṫ̸͘ ̷̟̈i̶͌͆s̷̉ th̆e̷̽̕ ̵̑̾p̵͑̏o̶͒̕ǐ̷͠nt of t̶͋̚h̸is? ̛i̴̛ have ̓̔ă̵͝l̴̈́̿ṙ̵̐e̸̚̚ạ̸̈dy reprodụ̸͛c̶̛̃ȅ̶̈́d̸̆̕ ̸͐throug̃͠h̸̖̏ ̴you,̿ i do n̸͝͝ò̶̓t̵̂̽ ̴̒́n̴͛̈́e̵͌͊e̴d mammalī̴͘a̴͂̀n̷̾̈́ ̶̔͘feature̷͘͠ṡ̷̆-̴͑

Apollo: Okay but how long would it take for Kokichi to be able to understand him or can he understand him off the bat?

Bunny: he can understand him, he just rarely speaks and his voice is unnerving and layered like all the trees are speaking at once :D and the trees are DOWN TO FUCK- im gonna say there's no elk in his forest. just so kokichi doesn't have to hear his partner make the elk honk

Kai: he's better at birdcalls anyways why can i see him taking Kokichi's clothes off when they meet cause he doesn't understand clothes and thinks the human just got caught in something weird what buisness does a forest spirit have wearing clothes anyways

Apollo: Kokichi trying to explain that he sorta needs clothes and Shuichi does that little head tilt that dogs do because he just doesn't understand

Bunny: i think part of the reason he keeps kokichi is because of how INTERESTING he is. he's making offended noises about shuuichi taking him out of his strange false-skin one second and the next he smells like pleasure because shuuichi touched his chest NOT THE HEAD TILT…. with those antlers bro'd probably knock something over

Apollo: Shu can use magic right? Can he make it that Kokichi is no longer human (at least fully) cause humans don't last forever you know?

Kai: connect him to the forest become one with the moss

Bunny: yes, but it takes kokichi several decades to realize time is Weird okay. he was too busy getting fucked all the time to realize he wasn't aging- he could've ASKED about the mysterious green goo shuuichi was pumping into him it's his own fault really now there's TWO scary forest spirits, good job morons

Kai: what made Kokichi finally realize?

Bunny: would be funny if some humans came through and he realized his clothes were WILDLY out of fashion now bc remember this all started from an outfit

Bunny: hey do you think shuuichi has to be taught what holes are okay like does he go ok mouth makes him happy. ass makes him happy. time to try the urethra- IT WAS AN APPROPRIATELY-SIZED VINE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY KOKICHI IS SCREAMING!!!!!!

Beez: are u saying he tried to stick it in his ears or smth a NOOOOOO

Bunny: he tries this too but kokichi thinks he's being silly and laughs it off mistake

Kai: god help him

Bunny: god just tried to stick a vine in his dick

Kai: Shuichi finds out it doesn't feel good going in the dick, but the dick going into something sure does

Apollo: Does Shuichi switch between parts or does he just have both at the same time?

Bunny: shuuichi is smooth like a barbie doll

Kai: both is more badass he either has both or none, there is no inbetween

Bunny: he grows whatever kokichi is interested in that day, if they're having face-to-face sex actually both might add to the 'divine' feeling like. he Is life to some extent.. maybe shuuichi eventually lets some people move in,,, just be respectful to the earth and leave offerings of human food with neat textures on the shrine and you'll be alright he's grown strangely fond of humans lately! imagine that

Apollo: Everyone remembers the stories of the forest killing people but nope. Forest dude is calm as long as you're respectful and leave little snacks

Bunny: just…don't seek an audience with him. he'll probably grant you whatever you ask, but is it really worth him having a squirming man in his lap the whole time…?? shuuichi doesn't see the problem

Apollo: Does Kokichi still look 100% human or does he have more fae like features now? (I dunno how to explain it lmao)

Bunny: i think he slowly gains them over the years never as much as shuuichi. but enough to be a little unnerving,, he wanders the villages vaguely unnerving everyone around

Apollo: He would though. He just walks away and everyone rushes into their houses because that's the forest's like boyfriend? Husband? Queen? Theyr'e not sure but they know not to mess with him

Bunny: he brings back lost children

Apollo: He has enough common sense to put on at least a skirt when he leaves the house only Shu gets to see him 100% naked

Bunny: he's wearing the same fucking clothes from several hundred years ago they don't age either, don't question it

Apollo: That would sorta suit the forest spirit vibe though

Bunny: it really does! he's killing it by shoving the offerings into his mouth like a goblin though

Kai: dude dressed in ancient samuri clothes who's rumored to be the spouce of the foreset spirit walks into town-

Apollo: He brings his sword around as well despite not needing it. It's badass okay? It's just annoying trying to return these lost kids to their parents while they're trying to mess with the sword He's sorta missed human food okay

Bunny: they ask him to teach them

Beez: what if he gets a new sword that sorta wraps around his wrist n whenever he wants to bring it out it uncurls

Apollo: He saves the kid of like a rich family and finds a shiny new magic sword among the offerings He sends a bird with a thank you note to their house and the village realizes that they don't just have to offer food. Kokichi also likes shiny stuff People start to think Kokichi is like a crow so whenever he comes to the village, he's wearing new shiny stuff they left for him

Bunny: that cave is about to get So Crowded that's why he walks so weird…he's got bird feets….. definitely……..

Apollo: Kokichi plays along with it and Shu says fuck it and like magics some wings for him because he finds it cute that everyone is calling him a crow

Bunny: (chanting) wing sex, wing sex, wing sex-

#danganronpa #ndrv3 #kokichi ouma #shuichi saihara #oumasai #saiouma #kokichi oma #made by me #writing prompt #writing inspiration

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freeuselandonorris · 3 months

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what's your ideal breakast?

oopla! BREAKFAST. weirdly i've just changed up my breakfast routine because i was on smoothies (homemade ones, frozen fruit with water/oat milk, chia seeds, creatine and protein powder) for absolutely ages but then when i had flu last week it was literally all i could eat and so now they taste like being ill so i've switched it up to overnight oats with raisins and pecans and grated apple. yum.

anyWAY that's not my ideal breakfast that's just breakfast disc horse. my ideal breakfast... i'm going full off menu here.

the breakfast club does (did? i assume they still do) an incredible fried breakfast with pancakes and little fried potatoes and crispy bacon and i thinkkk black pudding? so if i still ate meat it'd be that.

this is a weird one but the cheap hostel me and @zeraparker and @lost-decade stay in when we do berlin FE has a bizarrely good buffet breakfast and whenever we go i get their incredible rye bread and sliced cheese and tomatoes and it tastes like the excitement of knowing there's a race ahead. and i've never been able to find rye bread that nice in the UK.

aaaand trash option: asda, i think? do biscoff croissants. like, a croissant with biscoff spread inside. no nutritional value whatsoever. one of those with a latte? god tier.

ask me anon questions!

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songmingisthighs · 2 years

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Algedonic

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ch. lxxiii - penne a la vodka

soulmate!yunho × reader, wooyoung × reader

!! A N N O U N C E M E N T !!

fated and marked, soulmates are supposed to be your destiny. you are connected to him by his heart and him to yours. but despite the cosmic or even divine intervention, you felt that he is not wholly yours. why is destiny so cruel to you?

The lunch spent with Yunho was surprisingly light-hearted. There were banters, sharing, heck even reminiscence and inside jokes. It felt like how things were before your soulmate bond broke.

From the moment he picked you up, you somehow felt like being with him was nice. It felt good to be with someone you were already familiar with. Before you could sit down, he had already adjusted the chair to your liking, made sure the air conditioner doesn't hit your face, played your playlist, and heck he had even got you your favourite drink. It felt like nothing had changed between you two.

"My God, Yunho stop!" You wheezed out mid-laugh. "I'm serious! He came to the meeting room with his toupee crooked! I mean, we always knew he was bald, but come on! It looked like Hurricane Katrina put his toupee on him!" he excitedly shared. "And the worst part is, for him at least, Mingi actually pointed it out," he added. Your eyes widened and you stopped laughing for a moment, "Oh no, what did he do?" "Just as Mr Sung move to sit down, Mingi reached forward to 'fix' his hair. He meant well, but it didn't go as planned because Mr Sung's toupee fell and literally everyone froze, no one dared make a move or sound," his expression turned horrified, remembering what happened not 2 hours ago.

You've always loved hearing stories about his friends' antics in the office. It's both entertaining and allowed you to become closer to them even from afar. "How did they approach the situation next though?" you further inquired as you took another bite of your pasta. "Of course, Mr Sung cancelled the meeting, he said personal emergency, but Joong Hyung said he was looking into hair plugs," he snickered as he mimicked you, taking a bite of his own pasta, "In my opinion though, he should've just got a chia pet and put it on top of his head. He's old, no one cares," he added which made you almost choke.

Times like this are your favourite. There wasn't any burden of having to be the perfect soulmate couple as you both once were. Sometimes you thought about whether or not Yunho was also burdened with the 'soulmate' title. Sure, it's basically like being a normal boyfriend and girlfriend, but people put so much emphasis on the fact that you had this SPECIAL bond that basically tied you to your soulmate forever. And while that is a fact, it can get annoying when people seemed to acknowledge the bond more than the fact that you and Yunho had had a genuine connection. When Somi isn't in the picture at least.

Suddenly, Yunho pushed his fork that has his pasta on the end toward your face. You looked up and blinked confusedly, "I know you wanna try," he said, smiling. You pursed your lips but you couldn't deny that you actually wanted to try his pasta since it came. So you opened your mouth slightly and he pushed the food in. It was always in Yunho's nature to take care for people around him, he couldn't see a single suffering soul and that's just because he's so altruistic. You once joked that if Yunho's soul will be torn if he walked past a dog without giving it some head pats. It's the thing you love and also hate about him. Love, because he always took care of you, and made sure that you are well despite his condition. Hate, because that means his parasitic friend, Somi, gets to call him wherever and whenever and Yunho just HAD to make sure she's okay.

"Okay, whoah, what did that pasta do to you? You were chewing like you're trying to extract the truth out of it," Yunho asked, half joking half concerned. You snapped out of your headspace to give him a small smile, "Sorry, I was just thinking about something," you said as you twirled some of your pasta to offer to Yunho who seemed surprised by the gesture. The smile on your face and the nudge from your fork urged him to take a bite from your fork. Although it was a simple gesture, Yunho's heart skipped a beat and he got flustered.

After lunch, you both decided that it would be best to just walk around, and let the food digest. It had been a while since you went to the restaurant, with or without Yunho. But the both of you wordlessly took the exact same route you used to take.

The breeze, the trees, the people passing by, it was very calming and with Yunho on your side, you felt comforted. Your mind suddenly traveled to how different Wooyoung and Yunho are. Putting aside your past 'issues' with Yunho, they are both so good to you, too good even. While Yunho is comforting, familiar, and meant to be, Wooyoung is new, exciting, and fresh. To compare the two was like asking which is better, apples or oranges? How can you choose either one when they're so different? It might be mighty selfish of you, but you didn't want to choose. You didn't want to have to sacrifice one thing for another. You don't want to be burdened with having to choose. Once again, while life brought you something that is beyond great, it's expecting too much of you. It's unfair.

Yunho pulled you out of your thought by grabbing your hand gently, "Hey, it's over 1 pm, we need to get you back to work," he reminded. You let him interlace his fingers with you, the feeling of his warm hand enveloping yours making you want to cry but you held it in. You simply interlaced your own fingers with him, seemingly surprising him from how he squeezed your hand gently.

Looking up at him, you notice how calm and at peace he is. You know for a fact that if you still had your connection, you'd feel his steady heartbeat and it'll skip a beat when you spoke or initiated something. Instinctively, your hand went to your soulmate mark and maybe it was just in your head, but you could've sworn you could feel his heartbeat.

You don't like the thought of him going through something horrible like a heart break or even just looking sad. Maybe he has affected you so much that you're starting to completely let go of the fact that he hurt you despite you saying that isn't fair. But how else are you supposed to move on? Holding onto the pain of being hurt was tiring you to the bones. Rather than to him, it was unfair to you because like it or not, you're going to have to decide whether you're going to let that pain define you or not. Are you a bigger person than that?

Seeing Yunho's smile to you, basking in his attention for you, you felt bad. Extremely bad.

How are you supposed to think clearly?

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tokusaatsus · 2 years

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helloooooooooooooo hmmm how about going to a friend's wedding together with chiaki, i'll leave the rest up to you though 👁️ feel free to not write this if its not good tho

☆—MORISAWA CHIAKI

“I want you to come to my wedding.”

Eight words, and your daydreams for a peaceful weekend fly right out the window. “I’m sorry, excuse me, your fucking what?”

Izumi scoffs, head tilted at an angle as he looks down the slope of his (admittedly incredibly gorgeous, God fucking dammit why) nose at you. “Are you deaf? You’re sooooo annoying, honestly. I just said I want you to–”

“–Yeah, no, I heard you.” You interrupt, still reeling. Honestly, the words ‘Izumi’ and ‘wedding’ in the same sentence do not register in your brain. There is no way. You just…cannot compute. Error 404 information not found. “Context would be nice, maybe?”

You can feel the force of Izumi’s eyeroll, you’re surprised his eyeballs aren’t rattling around in his skull right about now. “So you know how we were supposed to elope?”

You nod. Keyword being supposed to, because you remember threatening bloody, bloody murder when you found out that your ‘best and most beautiful friend’ (his words, not yours) wasn’t even going to tell you that he had plans to get hitched. To be fair, you were drunk off your ass at the time, but still.

“Well, since we can’t do that anymore because of a certain someone,” He gives you the stink eye. You stick your tongue out at him. It’s childish, sure, but he deserves it. “So we’re having a proper wedding. It’s a small one, though. Mostly just family and some close friends.”

You beam at him. ‘Family and close friends’, he said. That means you’re included in either one (or both!) of the categories. “Aw, Izumicchi~ I knew you loved me~”

“Gross, what’s with that face!?”

You giggle, “Nothing, nothing. Go on.”

“That’s it? Save the date. I’ll send you the proper invitation eventually but I thought it might be best to do it in person…” Izumi shudders, clearly having war flashbacks to when you tried to shank him with the pen you snatched off of some poor waitstaff who clearly hadn’t been paid enough for that.

“Wait,” you frown. “Who else is coming to the wedding?”

Izumi begins listing off his fingers. “Knights, obviously. Kao-kun and Chia-kun. Mikejima,” His face sours briefly, and you think that this addition was probably Tsukinaga’s doing. “Kuma-kun’s brother–he insisted–, Kagehira, Isara, Hajime-kun and you.”

While you ponder over the list of people, what to wear, what to bring as a wedding gift, Izumi waves goodbye and saunters out the door. Pausing once in the doorway, he blinks at you. “Oh, and bring a date or whatever.” Then he’s off, uncaring of the crisis he’s suddenly sent you spiralling into.

Fuck.

Really, there’s only one person you can ask when it comes to dates.

Morisawa Chiaki is sweet, and kind, and he won’t laugh or tease you when you ask him for this favour. He also probably won’t try anything gross with you, which is another plus in your book. Honestly, out of your pool of options (Eichi–nope, Tsumugi–nope, Ibara–nope, Makoto–definitely not) he’s your best bet. But the problem is you’ve been in love with him for fucking uhhh…3 years now.

And there’s no way in Hell those feelings are requited, because. Well. You’re pretty sure he’s in love with someone else. Maybe. Because no matter how he treats you, he’s like that to everyone. Even Hakaze ‘Ew boys are gross and icky and I would never ever let one near me’ Kaoru.

So. Yeah.

Except here you are, standing outside of his door, too nervous to knock, too jittery to leave. This was a mistake, you tell yourself. A lapse in judgement, and you better get out of here before someone opens the doo–

“Hi! What are you doing here?”

“Morisawa,” You force yourself to look him in the eye. “I need your help. Please?”

“Of course ☆!” He cheers. You wonder what you were worried about. “How can this hero help a lovely person such as yourself ?

You open your mouth, most likely to try and say something along the lines of ‘Would you like to go to Izumi’s wedding with me?’ but the sight of Morisawa’s warm brown eyes staring concernedly at you makes your chest feel tight and ooh, here come the butterflies. The longer you stay mute, the more the concern grows.

“Are you oka–”

Like an idiot, overcome by your feelings for this cute adorable kind wonderful sweet boy, instead of stating your request and leaving after his response, you end up screaming, “I’VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD AND CRAZY BUT DO YOU WANT TO GO TO IZUMICCHI’S WEDDING WITH ME?”

And oh, fuck. The mortification sets in. Fuuuuuuck.

So, like any embarrassed idiot would be, you turn tail and run. Away from the door and Morisawa and his warm brown eyes.

“Hey! Wait!”

Of course, you don’t get very far before Morisawa fucking tackles you like this is one of his basketball games and you’re his opponent. Not that you would know anything about that, ahahaha.

“What the fuck!?” You wheeze, crumpling to the ground with Morisawa lying on top of you, your head framed by his hands. “Owwww…”

“I’m so sorry!” His eyes are wide. “Please forgive me, are you okay?”

He runs his hands over your face, then down the sides of your body and you know his intentions are innocent but you feel yourself flushing anyway. “Morisawa! Personal space is a thing!”

“Sorry!” He repeats. “But–back there. In the hallway. Did you mean what you said?”

You groan, thunking your head against the floor. Owww… “Can we just…I don’t know…forget that ever happened? Maybe? Please?”

“But I don’t want to forget!” Morisawa insists. “Because you never let me answer your questions. I like you too! I have ever since our second year of high school! And yes, I want to go to Sena’s wedding with you, as your date! Because I want to date you!”

You’re dumbfounded. Bewildered. Flabbergasted, if you please. “Wh-what?”

“I want to date you!” Morisawa repeats. His eyes are bright. “I want to hold you hand and kiss you and cuddle you and go on long walks on the beach with you and watch tokusatsu marathons with you and, and, and–”

You cover his mouth with your palm. Ooo…kay. This is fine. This is absolutely perfectly fucking fine.

Morisawa peers down at you. “Are you okay? Did I say something wrong? Do you not want to date me anymore? Are we breaking up? Oh, no, are we–?”

You surge upwards and shut him up the only way you can think of. By placing your lips on his. It’s not a long kiss, but it’s passionate and tastes like curry-rice and strawberry bubblegum.

When you pull apart, you’re both panting and Morisawa has the most dazed look on his face. He looks deliriously happy. “Does this mean we’re dating?”

You laugh. “Yes, you idiot. It means we’re dating. So, will you go with me to Izumicchi’s wedding as my date?”

“Yes!”

OMAKE:

“Hey, um, Morisawa? Mind getting off me yet?”

Morisawa just hums and sinks downwards, crushing you underneath. Oh, wow, there’s a lot of muscle there. Goddamn. You’re impressed. “Nope. Not until you say my name.”

“...Morisawa…?”

“No, silly! If we’re dating, you have to call me Chiaki. Just say it! Chi-a-ki. Chiaki! Chiaaakiiiii~”

You huff a laugh. “Okay, fine. Chiaki, darling, love, pretty boy, cutie, sweetheart, princess~”

Chiaki whines and buries his face into your chest. “Noooooo,”

“Aw, is the princess embarrassed~?”

“N-no way!”

☆—notes!

WC: 1.1k words

HI LILI it’s me. again, idk if this fits the prompt but the brainworms were too strong :’) the hold this man has on me i stg also now i want to write a piece with calling the enstars boys nicknames bcuz i wanna call chiaki my pretty princess sobs BUT i hope u like this one aswell i’m sorry if it’s not what u had in mind qwq also yes the wedding is heavily implied to be izuleo’s because i love them also see how many ships i sprinkled in there (hint: they’re all in one para wink wink)

#✒️...scribbles!#morisawa chiaki x reader #enstars x reader #morisawa chiaki #RYUSEITAI #enstars

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thewarblersapologist · 1 year

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the warblers as awsten knight quotes

sebastian:

“anyone who doesn’t love me is a coward.”

“can i start beef with, like, a whole state?”

“i don’t feel good. call my dad.��

jeff:

“i’m stoked as fuck on, like, socks.”

“i like waking up to the smell of all my friends.”

“slow down there, jellybean.”

nick:

“this goth baddie needs a nap.”

“hate getting new followers. now i have to entertain ANOTHER one. who are you people???”

“alexa, end it all.”

hunter:

“if you make me look wrong on camera, i will fire

you.”

“god, i’m so torn. i want to threaten ikea with extravagant violence they’ve never fathomed could exist outside of hell, but i also don’t want my twitter account suspended, so fuck.”

“i’m a salty shithead.”

wes:

“what i’m trying to say is: love yourself and don’t eat gas station denny’s salmon.”

“stop asking me to adopt you. i need to save that money for my expensive pretentious healthy drink habits, mamma chia ain’t cheap.”

“i am sneezing. everyone, please pray for me.”

blaine:

“i am now saying cuss words.”

“not to be dramatic, but i am awake again.”

“i feel like an egg.”

kurt:

“listen to me, denim overalls and a yellow shirt looked cool, and minions took that from us.”

“life hack: stop it.”

“puberty’s not a passion of mine, per say.”

trent:

“stop talking, this is my turn.”

meatbox:

“i never know where i am, even when we’re home.”

“if cowboys didn’t floss, there’s no way in hell i will.”

“i do it for the moms.”

#awsten knight #waterparks #glee #incorrect quotes #the warblers #sebastian smythe #jeff sterling #nick duval #hunter clarington #glee incorrect quotes #wes warbler #blaine anderson #kurt hummel #trent warbler #incorrect glee quotes #meatbox

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poisonouswritings · 2 years

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ok I think I'm late to the tormenting Sage party but what if...pre-relationship Sage and MC go to a bar together and (he thinks) he sees them checking someone out so he decides to be their wingman bc he's a good friend :) who definitely doesn't have feelings for them look this proves it :)) he's a total genius and there's absolutely no way this plan will backfire :)))

(turns out MC was just zoning out or w/e, oops)

also your writing is amazing and I hope you're having a nice day!

It's never too late for torturing Sage

GN!Reader, mentions of alcohol (Sage is tipsy), thank you for this idea I'm definitely gonna use it for my OC at some point, Oblivious!MC, red text = Sage's POV

It's been a long day. You and Sage chased your bounty halfway through Porrima before finally managing to corner them in an alley, and the ensuing fight had really drained your energy. So when Sage wants to go for his customary post-hunt drinks, you're dragging your feet.

Gods, you want a nap.

But you go to the bar and plop down in a booth and let Sage order for you while you prop your chin on your hand and zone out.

You could be sleeping right now. You could be in bed, cuddling a pillow, snoring and drooling and dreaming about your life back on Earth or the mystery of Ex Nihilo or what would happen if Stella's hairballs became sentient.

'Oz are you seriously linking to an old ass post?' Yes I am it was my first scenario and I'm proud of it and I have no sense of shame

Anyways when Sage comes back, touting two full mugs of frothing beer, it's with a wagging tail and red cheeks and a smile.

How could he not be happy? He got to spend all day with you! Showing you around Porrima, enjoying a sunny afternoon, totally checking you out, it's been a win in his book. And getting his favorite drink with his favorite person is probably his favorite way to wind down.

So of course he's happy as he walks back to you.

But then he sees you.. staring. There's a look on your face so soft and relaxed that it nearly makes him swoon. But you aren't looking at him no matter how fervently he wishes you were. You're looking.. at...

Someone at the bar?

Hm.

You're interested in someone. That... Was... Inevitable. Wasn't it? You're stuck in this world for potentially forever. Of course you're gonna take an interest. And it's none of his business anyways.

Actually. Know what? It is his business. He's your friend. :) And friends help friends get laid with people other than their friends. :) And friends don't feel weird or jealous at all! :)) Friends are happy for their friends! :)))

Huh. He doesn't like that word as much as he used to.

In any case, he has to wingman for you. You deserve at least a night of fun, y'know? So he takes a moment to switch into wingman mode - it's not a role he plays often, but it's even harder this time - and strides over to the object of your apparent desires to introduce himself.

Meanwhile you're sitting in the booth totally spacing out.

D'you remember Chia pets? What the fuck were those even about? How is that a toy?

It feels weird for Sage to not flirt. Even weirder for him to not-flirt for the sake of you getting to flirt.

Y'know what sounds good? Nachos. Or pho. Or a smoothie.

Sage slyly gauges his rival's your sudden LI's interest level in you. Damn. It's high.

It's raining outside. Thunder cracks and lightning flashes through the window. Though the outside is cold, the inside of the tavern is warm and filled with chatter, laughter, and music. You're glad Sage brought you here. You really want some bread.

Well it's Sage's job to set you up, so he invites the person back to your table.

World. Cold. Hard. Sage's Tiddies. Warm. Sof-

You're distracted from your thoughts when Sage finally returns, setting the drinks down. And someone is following him. And they're looking at you.

...... ?

You try to keep up with the conversation but Sage keeps throwing it to you, forcing you to speak up when you still don't fully get what the fuck is happening.

Sage doesn't... Actually... Know this person...? He just br... brought them over for... why, again? Neither of them wanna give you a proper answer so you just gotta deal with it ig.

But then he seems to almost be competing with everything they say in a way that suggests he doesn't even want them here. So.

Sage is smiling way too much. His tail is stiff. You know him well enough to tell that he's upset, though you're not quite sure why.

You're also not quite sure why this person keeps flirting with you. You're trying to send off 'disinterested please back off' vibes but they don't seem to be landing. You end up shooting Sage a discreet annoyed look, hoping he'll get the hint and drag his new 'friend' away.

Oh. You look annoyed. He must be talking too much. That's his fault. A wingman is supposed to set up the conversation, then leave.

He pats the table and gets up, claiming he needs another drink and he really honestly does because this whole scenario is making him feel all weird and uncomfortable and he's too sober to deal with it. He pats his rival's your LI's shoulder and tells them to play nice (no there's totally not a threatening growl under his words) before leaving for the bar.

Well.

That was pretty much the opposite of what you wanted.

You try to pay attention to what this person is saying but so much of it is stupid pick-up lines that, hey, could be charming if you already had an interest! Like if Sage used one of these? It'd still be stupid, but it'd be a cute stupid that you'd laugh at while calling him a dork.

Right now it's just borderline painful.

It doesn't help that the newcomer is clearly getting frustrated at your lack of reaction. Why were they expecting you to be into them? Man, maybe you shoulda been paying more attention to that conversation earlier.

Well it looks like you're having fun! And Sage :) is so :) godsdamn :) happy for you :) he totally isn't gripping the handle of his tankard so tightly it's starting to splinter in his palm :) that would be ridiculous :) he's your :) friend :) and that's it :)

The intruder finally - finally! - takes the fucking hint and gets up to leave. "When your friend said you were interested, he didn't tell me you were such a frigid asshole."

..... Huh?

Oh. Your LI is leaving. And they don't look happy. You must have turned them down.

When Sage comes back, he's all smiles. Instead of sitting across the table like a normal person, he plops down next to you and throws his arm around your shoulder.

Wow you can smell the liquor on him. Must be buzzed.

"So, what happened?"

You take the mug out of his hand and set to the side, ignoring his confused/distressed whine. "Did you try to set me up?"

His cheeks were already red from the alcohol but his tail flicks, so you can tell he's at least a little flustered. "Yeah. You were starin' at 'em, and I figured you deserved a fun night."

You roll your eyes a little, then reach up and scratch behind his ears. "Dumbass. I was already having a fun night. With you."

..... He looks away and mumbles about you being a dork, but he can't get the smile off his face.

#last legacy #fictif last legacy #sage lesath #sage lesath x reader #fictif sage #last legacy sage #anon asks #ozzy answers #ozzy daydreams

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otherpens · 5 months

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Me: wow I'm really enjoying these little yogurts from this one brand in this one flavour I wonder if they sell a larger size...

[one google later]

Random Blog: Did you know fruit-flavoured yogurt is the devil? and also you can just add your own fresh fruit to plain nonfat yogurt as long as it's not too MUCH fruit and never EVER dried fruit (GOD HELP YOU IF IT IS DRIED FRUIT!!!) or coconut, fuck you if you like coconut.

If you want cereal, GET OUT, we have no truck with carbohydrates under this roof!

If you've been very very good you can have ONE small spoonful of chia seeds, then you can have one seed per tiny bite so you won't even miss the crunch of the ungodly crispies. (No, I said TINY bites--make it last long enough by licking it off the head of a pin so that you finally give up on finishing it with exhausted frustration and tell yourself that means you're full and satisfied!)

Me: you are why I have so much trouble finding new safe foods, amy

#disordered eating #let a bitch live and eat yogurt

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thepixelelf · 5 months

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URSA YOU SPOIL ME 😭 when you sent Ah! Love 3 in my dms like you really said ‘merry christmas AND happy new year!’ I’m so convinced you were santa at that moment. If I ever had those year end rewards I’m giving you daesang for best fluff series of the year

like god knows how much I love 95 line and baby doremi antics but the fact this is JOSHUA CENTRIC 😭 2k words of it!! I HOPE YOU KNOW IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING FOR ME (ily bc I was thinking of it so often like ah love in general)

it was sooo super super good to take a peek into shua’s brain and thoughts like he was always the chill father of the bunch but seeing more of his character 😭 brb had me sobbing! like I just love your characterization and how he fits in the dynamics. AND MY HEART MELTED BC HE’S SO PLAYFUL WITH THE KIDS SBDBDBD 😭 like yes that’s my husband! and tbh idk how to express words and thoughts bc I’m gonna go back and reread it another 30x like what I did with the previous 2

ty ty for writing Ah! Love and willing it to existence 🥺 swear promise I’ll come back with more things to say bc I adore it (and you) so so much! happy new year 💖✨💖✨

— chia 🐏✨

CHIAAA I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!!! omg best fluff of the year you are too kind 😭😭 I find shua a lot harder to characterize so for you to say you love it and the dynamics makes me so happy!!

ily and happy new years!!!

#asks #chia 🐏#comments:a!l #comments.tpe

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year

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Daily Log 3

Trying out (probably just temporarily) making short daily-ish notes about things, in an attempt to see if it helps me be more reflective or productive lol.

Activities: Not too much, stomach kind of upset today and my chest muscle aches/shoulders/etc. are still too irritated for like typing a lot or anything.. grr... At least it was less hot than yesterday, still not feeling great symptoms wise though.

Worked on painting the tapestry thing and getting more of the basic design down. Still don't have the Avirrekava text fully translated.

Recorded another sims episode for the let's play series on my games/side youtube channel because I just realized that I definitely won't be able to in the summer since it gets so hot in my apartment that my computer runs hotter too and I can't even play games lol, so I should get a few recordings out of the way as a backlog before it gets warm. I'm always so caught in the bliss of winter (favorite season, best season, ultimate season) that summer kind of sneaks up on me and I have a moment of realization like "OH gOds I only have like one month to get a bunch of things done that are way harder for me to do in the heat!!'' , and then scramble lol..

Wrote down a script for calling a few doctors.

Thought more about the religions and other cultural systems that exist in certain elven cities in the south, where the story I mentioned in the first Daily Log takes place. Drew the basic sketch of an outfit for one of their primary religious figures (kind of like priest robes?).

Put together a load of clothes but didn't actually wash them because by that point I didn't feel good, but at least I have them out for tomorrow lol.. hashtag ultimate productivity win

Notable sights: Found 19 four leaf clovers and 1 six leaf clover that's actually kind of a double clover? Like there's a clear spot on the stem where it's two 3 leaf clovers not entirely all the way merged. Saw 4 cats in windows, one cat actually outside roaming, and a rabbit in a tennis field. There was also a pile of rocks outside that was very nice, resisted the urge to pick one up and take it home for my rock collection. Watching a show about tudor monastery farms and there was a sheep on there that looked round and funny.

Goals moving forward: Same as yesterday basically lol.. especially post the poll adventure thing that has been sitting in a draft for weeks (I thought I would get it done today, but alas.. I don't even have to do much, just proofread and post it, I just keep having no energy/being preoccupied with other things/hurts to be on computer.. grrr.. I want to continue the story >:T.. for the second day in a row, nothing has changed lol..).

Notable foods: Not much of interest, but had salmon, my favorite fish. Also had a chia seed fruit snack sort of thing which was in a squeezy pouch, and I love anything in that sort of packaging so, very fun.

Really craving spicy udon, chicken wings for some reason (which I don't even like that much), and something like lasagna?? I'm probably vitamin deficient again from my weird diet and it's making me yearn for hearty savory foods.. evil... chronic anemia cravings lol..

#just posting these publicly since it feels more like I'm doing something or easier to hold yourself accountable if you make public #declarations of goals and progress or etc. .. perhaps.. for now..#It's clover finding season apparently #so many good patches of clovers with lots of mutuation in them. Most of the 19 I found today were right next to each other spread among jus #t a few groupings of clovers. I think it runs genetically or something - so if you find one you're much more likely to find another #somewhere closeby. Or at least this is what I have found as someone who has like 150+ special clovers collected #I also really need to bleach my hair again before the summer but that's such a process...#I'll probably have to bleach it two more times to even get it light enough to dye it so. It's just like.. I wish I could have it done #all at once. I think anything that has to be done over multiple days makes me able to put it off more in my mind.#Actually just so so so so many things to do and it always feels like no time to do them..... AUghhhhhGG *collapses to my knees #in the rain like a dramatic character in a movie. wisps of rain soaked hair cloaking my face as my fancy velvet cape billows #in the stormwinds behind me. after a few moments you realize I'm also eating a little square of cheese whilst I sob #but am trying to hide it behind the hair that is flopped in my face and fumbling bc my evil vampire claws are too long*#ANYWAY #daily log

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magentagalaxies · 9 months

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aubrey update!!!

doing the monologue in my standup class went well overall! i was very nervous bc 1. i'm not a standup person 2. this is the first time i said most of these jokes out loud and only the second time i've performed aubrey in front of people. my legs were literally shaking at first so i decided instead to sit down in a gay-people-sitting-weird-in-chairs way which felt MUCH more natural so honestly i think i'll keep it? might do some movement but like. how dare you make aubrey stand ze just wants to chat. if i can pin my wig nicely i might even dip upside down i think that would be fun

material got a good response! everyone said it was very tightly written like it's clear i've been writing this for a long time (and i have. i have like 200+ pages of aubrey material, these were some of the highlights). the chia pet thing didn't get as much of a laugh as it usually does when i bring it up in conversation but i think that was a timing thing. the joke that got the most laughs was the one i do about when uncle reg (aubrey's gay-uncle) says something about HRT being dangerous and aubrey's like "you did cocaine when you were my age" and it goes into a whole bit about comparing HRT to coke which is very fun. probably my favorite joke in the set but i was insecure if allys would be uncomfortable with the comparison, but since people liked it i'm like ok cool i can go even further in this direction.

main note that i need to work on was since it was so tightly written i wasn't giving the audience time to get the jokes (which is what led to there not being a ton of laughs despite people liking it). and that was definitely because i was nervous/not memorized (we didn't have to be for this assignment) so i was staring at my phone rather than at the audience. and yeah i really wish i was able to embody aubrey more and make it a more relaxed tone even with the tight writing, but that's a thing i'll work on throughout the class so by the end i'll definitely be more secure in it

tho honestly the most encouraging piece of feedback was like. any time someone does character standup the professor is like "awesome! now could you see yourself slotting that in between either regular standup as yourself or other character pieces?" (bc the final for this class is each person gets a 20 minute set at a local club) and honestly i can, but like. i have so much aubrey stuff and i'm so much more comfortable doing standup as zir than as myself (plus that wig takes time to put on correctly so that might be an awkward switch) and one of my fellow-standup-students went "i could actually see you filling a full 20 minutes with just aubrey. like this monologue felt like i was listening to the audio version of a sitcom" and oh my god that made me feel so good!!! aubrey isn't a one-bit character (not that there's anything wrong with one-bit characters since there are some of those in the other standups' sets), people wanna know what other stuff ze gets into and i can use zir to express all my other standup experiments!!!

so overall. nervewracking but i'm very glad i did it!! excited to eventually do my 20 minute aubrey set and be able to share it with you all

#this is mostly me taking notes for myself but like. i've been sharing the aubrey journey so here's a peek into how i'm doing after my set #also aubrey felt much more removed from being a buddy clone this time. like not that ze was in the first place #but in my previous monologue you could tell that was what i was going for above all else #vs this time it was much more. here's some bizarre stories that actually happened to me (jessamine) in some capacity #but fictionalized so i'm able to go in a much more heightened direction with them #also oh my god everyone else in that class is such a good comedian!!! it's so fun just watching all of them #and everyone has such different styles too! we have traditional standups who are more conversational or more frantic in tone #we have character-people who do one monologue or multiple characters #and we even had one guy who did this like. tragi-comic performance art thing where we couldn't tell what was real #and what was part of the bit #it was SO FUN and he was very proud he was able to pull it over on so many of us

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