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thewarblersapologist · 5 months
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jeff: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
nick: killed without hesitation.
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thewarblersapologist · 5 months
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hunter: how many slurs can i use if i’m in a show choir?
sebastian, two inches taller than him: as many as you want because no one will hear you from down there
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thewarblersapologist · 5 months
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trent: what is jeff to you?
nick: the reason i wake up every morning.
trent: awww.
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jeff, banging pans in nick’s room: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE
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thewarblersapologist · 6 months
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hunter: do i look like an idiot to you?
sebastian: yeah, but why do you ask?
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thewarblersapologist · 6 months
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kurt: i’m in love with sebastian.
kurt: …thoughts?
santana: and prayers, girl. jesus.
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thewarblersapologist · 6 months
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blaine: i changed my mind.
sebastian: does it work now?
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thewarblersapologist · 6 months
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sebastian: where you at?
hunter: my limit.
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thewarblersapologist · 6 months
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jeff impulsively buys yellow stationery when he’s upset
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thewarblersapologist · 6 months
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nick, coming out: i’m gay.
sebastian: i’m gayer.
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thewarblersapologist · 6 months
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nick, coming out: i’m gay.
hunter: would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?
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thewarblersapologist · 7 months
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hunter: you never told me where you’re from.
sebastian: what makes you think i wasn’t born and raised in ohio?
hunter: oh, come on. with that hair? and that name? you smell, uh, foreign.
sebastian: france.
hunter: that explains it. i was almost worried that america had spawned something like you.
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thewarblersapologist · 7 months
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nick: i’d say it’s nice to meet you, but my therapist tells me i need to start telling the truth.
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thewarblersapologist · 8 months
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hunter: i saved sebastian’s life today.
nick: what? how?
hunter: self control.
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thewarblersapologist · 9 months
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jeff, to nick: how is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
nick: i don’t know, how are y—
sebastian: i’m great, thanks.
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thewarblersapologist · 9 months
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sebastian, expressing any opinion:
hunter: i differ.
nick: isn’t it “i beg to differ.”?
hunter: i don’t beg.
sebastian: you cried in my arms after watching high school musical last night. do not try to insinuate to me that you are above anything.
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thewarblersapologist · 9 months
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nick: would you rather kill sebastian or—
hunter: kill sebastian.
nick: but i didn’t even say the other option—
hunter: kill sebastian.
sebastian: not gonna lie, i’m feeling kinda unsafe in this room right now.
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thewarblersapologist · 10 months
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sebastian: you give me emotional hard-ons.
kurt, blinking: i love you too.
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