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Sooo, that update, huh?
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As your rival, I promise you can tell me anything that makes me feel superior to you.
- Stella, probably.
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The Narrator: I'm trying to be less of a bitch, in case you idiots didn't notice.
#source: the onion#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes#the queue is never the queue
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#Hazbin Hotel#Hazbin Hotel memes#Helluva Boss#Helluva Boss memes#Hazbin Hotel incorrect quotes#Helluva Boss incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: The Onion#Shitposting#Nobody wins
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Midoriya: Things to never say to someone who just came out.
Sir Nighteye: Behold! The oracle spoke the truth!
Ashido: I'm gayer.
All Might: Hi, Gay, I'm Dad.
Kirishima: In that outfit?
Uraraka: You still owe me $45.
Todoroki: Are you queerbaiting me?
Aoyama: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.
Bakugo: I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder.
Nezu: Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?
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#incorrect quotes#my hero academia#mha#boku no hero academia#bnha#katsuki bakugo#izuku midoriya#eijiro kirishima#sir nighteye#Mirai Sasaki#mina ashido#All Might#Toshinori Yagi#ochaco uraraka#shoto todoroki#yuga aoyama#nezu#Source: The Onion
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Junko: How many soldiers' lives is the life of one gay man worth?
Mukuro: Seven.
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Things Never to say to someone who just came out
#villains of valley view incorrect quotes#villains of valley view#tvovv#source: the onion#jake madden#amy madden#colby madden#hartley vovv#Starling#Eva madden#Vic madden
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#source: the onion#cod mwii#simon ghost riley#phillip graves#john price#johnny soap mactavish#alejandro vargas#valeria garza#call of duty modern warfare#incorrect cod
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Wally: *curled into a ball* So, this is a panic attack, eh?
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#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes#galactic empire#admiral piett#firmus piett#general veers#maximilian veers#darth vader#moff jerjerrod#tiaan jerjerrod#grand moff tarkin#wilhuff tarkin#tarkin#grand admiral thrawn#thrawn#source: the onion
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The Narrator: I don't care if people don't like me, I just need a list of who and why not.
#source: the onion#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes#the queue is never the queue
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Timothy: Things to never say to someone who just came out.
Janey: I'm gayer.
Aurelia: In that outfit?
Athena: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.
Claptrap: I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder.
Nisha: A little on the nose to do it during Pride Month, no?
Jack: Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization’s diversity initiative?
#GOD#borderlands#borderlands: the presequel#timothy lawrence#janey springs#aurelia hammerlock#athena the gladiator#claptrap the fragtrap#nisha kadam#handsome jack#incorrect borderlands quotes#source: the onion#submission#submitted by anonymous
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