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the-darkestminds · 2 days
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“The riddles in books are always so easy to solve!”
Me (has never solved a riddle in my life):
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kii-tty · 2 hours
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countolaugh · 3 days
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me at 10: im never doing drugs
me now:
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iwillwringyourneck · 3 days
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you know how your friend asks you for relationship advice like you arent famous for ruining your past relationships and you spew random shit out and they take it in and youre just like
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biologist4ever · 3 days
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laughoutloud4me · 2 days
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why is peter pan always flying?
because he neverlands.
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cillianwilder · 1 day
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where our friends don't like you and we don't like you either
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vindoesanything · 2 days
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𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙵𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊'𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚎!
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Word count: 825 Furina x Reader
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[Upon your arrival to the tall administrative building of Fontaine, Palais Mermonia, you slowly climb up the stairs to her office, finally being able to hang out with Furina after a long day of adventuring. Hopefully, she isn't too busy today... Once you enter the office where Furina resides, you find her on a plush sofa enjoying a delectable and sweet macaron from the assortment of confectionaries on the coffee table before her. While her lovely summoned entourage keeps her company.]
Furina: Mhmm~ This macaron tastes better than yesterday's! Ohoho!~
Y/N: Hey Furina! How is it going?
[Your soft voice caught her attention as she snapped her head in your direction, with a gentle blush hugging her cheeks.] 
Furina: Y-Y/N?!
[This should not be a surprise to Furina - considering the fact that you usually pop out of nowhere when you feel like it - but she still feels a little shocked to have you visit her so casually. Even though she is THE "Hyrdo Archon", it doesn't seem to bother you in any shape or form.] 
Furina: [clears throat] Y/N! What a surprise for you to visit! Have you come to bask in my presence once again?
Y/N: Indeed I do, Mademoiselle Furina.
["Mademoiselle?" That word alone made her flustered to bits as she turned away to hide her embarrassed and now prominent crimson red cheeks.] 
Furina: (Hoo… This is so embarrassing… Are my cheeks red? Oh no… Wait… No! Keep yourself together, Furina! You are the “Hydro Archon” for crying out loud! Show them what you're made of! You can do this! I can do this!!!)
[After mumbling to herself for a moment, she clears her throat once again before she turns back to you with a playful smirk, hoping to get back at you for making her feel butterflies in her stomach.] 
Furina: Oho?~ As much as I love to enjoy a cup of tea with you, I have some important business to attend to at this very moment. Very important! One cannot possibly understand the sheer importance of this very "business."
[What she means by "important business" is her lounging on the sofa with the rest of her delicious confectioneries. Once she tells you the so-called "news," she puffs her chest confidently with her arms crossed in front of her, feeling very smug about her lie as she looks at you with a prominent smirk tugging on her lips.]
Y/N: Wait... Really?
Furina: Mhm! However, since you are a very close friend of mine, maybe I can clear my schedu-
Y/N: No worries! I can visit you another time.
Furina: ...H-Huh?
[That was... That was unexpected. Her proud and smug demeanor immediately drops, leaving a dumbfounded and stunned girl with no clue how to continue.]
Furina: N-Now hold on a minute...
Y/N: Do not worry, Furina! I understand you are a very busy lady. So I will leave you to your meeting.
Furina: H-Hold on a minute, I said!
[Immediately after you clutch the door handle, her body tenses up at the sudden realization of your departure, which suddenly drives her primal instincts to stop you. She quickly hops off the sofa and dashes forward in your direction, almost tripping over herself in the process.]
Furina: Y-Y/N! Let me finish!
[The sound of her annoyed groan was pretty cute as she spun you around before slamming her hands on the door behind you, an attempted “Kabedon” on full display. Unfortunately for her, she is a few inches shorter than you to be somewhat intimidating. Even her face SCREAMS adorable.]
Y/N: ...Cute.
Furina: [blushes] S-SHUDDUP! You...
[A sharp huff leaves her lips before her eyes search for yours with an intense glare, expecting you to be at least uncomfortable or flustered by her proximity.]
Furina: Now that I finally have your attention...
[She clears her throat once again before her hands begin to pull away from the door, letting her proximity linger a little longer, then brushing any dirt off her gloves and straightening herself up to look proper in front of you. Once she is ready, she slowly puts a hand to her chest, making her appear more prideful and confident, and finally declares in a theatrical manner.]
Furina: As I said before, regardless of my “busy” schedule, I have planned to clear my schedule for the whole week. Do you want to know why~?
Y/N: Why?
Furina: [sighs] Because I want to spend time with you! My goodness…
[You know what you were doing. You intentionally play dumb to have her admit her feelings and desires, cracking through that flamboyant facade to see Furina's true self. It is a captivating and fruitful sight to behold, seeing the "Hydro Archon" blush before your very eyes.]
Y/N: Oh well, in that case, I am happy to keep you company on this fine afternoon... Mademoiselle Furina~
Furina: [blushes] W-WOULD STOP CALLING ME THAT!? I-It's not like I enjoy you calling me that... Hehe...
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(a/n: It's me again, I was in a deep and wide hole for a while. It was fun while it lasted... But anyways, I hope you enjoyed this blog I cooked up! Cuz I had fun imagining this scenario in my head as I continued writing. (I seriously need to stop putting too much detail into my writing... this was meant to be a mini scenario but my mind said "Nah" and here we are... smh) Anyways, this is Vin, signing out. ;) )
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bloodtiesstilllives · 10 hours
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Ever since I found out that Gina Holden was supposed to be casted as Claudia Stilinski in season 3B of Teen Wolf all I could think of was how much fun Coreen and Stiles would have being the researchers always on the fringe coming up with the bright ideas. Pretty much saving the day. They would be so much fun together.
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Stiles would break into places and Coreen would be the getaway driver lol.
The Sheriff and Derek are always there dealing with the eventual mess.
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But they would still do what they gotta do, even if it means a road trip.
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Oh boy...
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But no worries. Henry and Peter would be their protectors and partners in crime.
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batshit-auspol · 5 months
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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage
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Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics
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peter-aaa · 2 months
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neon-wonderlands · 6 months
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countolaugh · 1 day
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me and the homies watching porn in the 90s
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months
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biologist4ever · 3 days
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