Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

kidnapper: i have one of your children

steve: which one i have seven

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

steve: which one i have seven

Tom listening to All Too Well 10 minutes version stitches up any wound that’s ever been scarred onto my heart <3 ON SUCH A HIGH VOLUME TOO? MR BLYTH. THE MAN YOU ARE.

A challenger approaches...

Tip: I suggest you start running

The main premise of the first Shazam movie will always be funny.

Looking through Steve polaroid camera like :

And they’re actually each other’s beard

Dustin *phone recording, entering inside Eddie's room while he's sleeping*: "WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD"

Eddie: "Ugh, what's going on?"

Steve *rising right behind him*: "What the fuck man"

Billy *appearing from under the bedsheets*: "Yeah bro, what the fuck"

I need the jl to discover that Captain Marvel is a menace

Billy gets arrested as Captain Marvel and he’s just a smug menace the whole time despite being on comms with the league “Of course, I understand the seriousness of this situation! I will absolutely comply, I completely understand that you need the code…the code is 1-3-1-2. Also, I want my lawyer 😇” which gets leaked to the press both audio and visual which leads to the jl claiming that CM had been impersonated and their only evidence is the stupid ass grin on his face

The jl was investigating the misuse of a magical artifact and discovered that a group of police officers had joined a cult. Before they had the chance to gather the evidence proving those officers guilty but they’d already sealed away the artifact so Marvel suggested getting himself arrested to incriminate them and he was a little too happy about it

Let’s be honest, Billy only gets caught by the police bc he can commit to a bit and he’s pretending to be an ancient magic immortal so why would he run from a regular civilian human?? But on the inside Billy is dry heaving and sobbing bc he knows that the police could never catch him on his worst day even if he was personally broadcasting his location

Speaking of broadcasting isn’t Billy a fucking radio host?? I know he’s a fucking asshole during commercial breaks “This next commercial reminds me of a recent encounter with officer smith who got lost three blocks from his station” and it cuts to a fucking toilet paper commercial (people swear they heard him mutter ‘bc you’re absolute shit at your job’)

Sometimes people will call in to debate his views on the police and he’ll have a three hour philosophical debate but actual cops will call in to argue with him and Billy’s making your mom jokes and playing air horn noises or 2016 vines like a fucking child 

Billy probably gets caught when he graduates high school bc his yearbook quote is like marvels most well known quote “Captain Marvel coast city precinct, interrogation room 5 (Oct 14 XXXX) 3:37-4:31” billy added too much information and it gets flagged by the watchtowers security system so the jl has a meeting about the breach in security and Marvel’s like ‘yeaaahh, that was me mb’ and batman is making disapproving noises bc ‘this is serious, Marvel! high school graduate, William-’ he can’t finish bc Marvel’s gagging dramatically ‘Billy. It’s Billy ohmygod’

batman, on the verge of a breakdown: who is this kid?? Why does he know the time, date, and location of an undercover league operation??

Marvel, avoiding eye contact with Cyborg who helped picked out his outfit for the yearbook photo currently being projected: ahaha about that…

Cyborg, who distinctly remembers telling Billy not to do anything fucking stupid: 😐

(Vic has framed the picture of the ‘oh shit’ look on Billy’s face when superman lunges across the table damn near in hysterics)

Thank you, @wonderneverlandsystem, for your service to this country,

Me fighting the most diabolical, heinous, toe-curling, back arching, leg twitching urge to scream when my favourite male is on screen:

I need a Mama Mia moment with these men and I need it NOW

And you say ‘as long as I’m here, no one can hurt you’

Billy Hargrove x Reader- Bumpy Ride.

Billy Hargrove x F!Reader.

Smut.

The one where neither of you can wait until you reach privacy.

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The bass of 'Super Freak' by Rick James played through the speakers of your boyfriends '1979 Chevrolet Camaro Z-28', as he drove through the dimly lit, fairly empty road ahead of you both. Billy was tapping his wheel to the beat of the song playing from the car, but it faded into background noise as you stared at his beauty. Taking in each feature of his face, with feelings of both adoration and lust.

His father had forced him to take his little sister to her friends house, and he was too tired to get into another meaningless argument with him, therefore he took Max to her friends home, other than not wanting to have another few bruises marking his skin, he also knew that you, his beautiful girlfriend, lived in a house that was on the way to the location he was heading, once he had gotten rid of Max, he'd have a peaceful moment with you all alone. Billy simply wanted you all to himself.

Billy was dressed in those tight blue jeans that fit him so well, even when he was sat on the car seat, you could picture how gorgeous his ass looked in the denim material. He was also in that burgundy button down that you absolutely adored, however only three buttons were done up, towards the bottom of the shirt exposing his toned stomach, the simply sight of him was getting y/n worked up, her eyes constantly glacing down towards Billys exposed body. He was also in a brown jacket however you didn't see much of that as the second Max had left the car, it was thrown into the back seat, allowing the girl to have an easier view of the lack of skin his top is covering.

One of his hands were placed on the wheel of his car, tapping away to the music, however you payed no attention to what that hand was doing as his other hand was unknowingly caressing your inner thigh, he does this everytime you are in his car, he pretends to not realise how your skin pricks up when his hands is inches away from your core, acts as though he doesn't notice when you flinch you legs ever so slightly together whilst he rubs the bare skin of your inner thigh ever so softly. Each time he smirks to himself, but it always goes unnoticed, he especially enjoys watching the pleasure on your face, which you do not realise is so evident, when he removes his hand to light a cigarette, the sight of your boyfriend inhaling the cancer inducing stick also fuels something inside of you, you find enjoyment in watching him do something so simple, so sexily, however you'd much prefer his hand teasing the in between on your legs.

You simply couldn't bring yourself to remove your eyes from your boyfriend, his hair slightly messier than usual, you could tell he had been constantly running his fingers through it stressfully before finally giving in to dropping his sister off- you smiled at the thought. His face looked so handsome, you always thought he was the most beautiful boy to exist however tonight just felt different to most nights. You cared a little differently about not being touched up by him, almost as though you craved him, needed nothing more than his hands on you.

He was still soley focused on the road ahead, alongside the cig placed between his fingers, you sighed to get some attention whilst slightly fidgeting in your seat to insinuate that you needed him, your sight and attention never leaving his figure. He side eyed you before focusing his attention back on to the road ahead, smiled deviously at your behaviour, "you're staring." You gently giggle at his statement, edging the seat, to be as close as physically possible to him, "You look so sexy when you drive Billy" you smile innocently, resting your head in your hands, your elbows leaning on the arm rest of the car, "just cant resist you" you press your lips together, before sitting back into your seat normally. "You're so cute" Billy chuckles, not even sparing you a glance, before throwing his cigarette out of the window and placing his hand back onto your thigh, squeezing it gently causing you to slightly flinch out of pure bliss.

Billy glanced over at you smirking at how pathetically touch deprived you looked, practically squirming in the seat beside him, he gave your thigh another gentle squeeze, resulting in your thighs pressing themselves together. Billy gave you no warning he was coming over, therefore you dressed yourself quickly, putting on a short skirt and a big top, under the skirt you were covered by an extremely thin pair of panties, so currently your core is even more sensitive to Billys sweet touch. He kept his hand in the position, as you clearly enjoyed that, however he was still trying to keep composure due to his current position of driving, begging he'd find an appropriate place to park up soon.

You confidently reached over and placed your hand on your boyfriends inner thigh, feeling him slightly tense up under your touch, you could see his face heat up as he muttered your name sternly, whilst trying his hardest not to lose all concentration of the road and enjoy your touch. "Y/n", he said this time a little louder, attempting to keep assertiveness in his voice, you simply hummed at the sound of your name being spoken, smiling devilishly as your eyes meet his, you feel him shift slightly as you lightly stroke his thigh. "Y/n, im driving", Billy slightly groaned, trying his best not to lean his head back whilst you please him.

"I know." you mutter, unbuttoning his tight jeans, eyes fully focused on his crotch, you feel him gently hoist himself up so you can pull them down, you giggle at the action before tugging at his jeans so theyre simply hanging at this ankles. You feel his hand once again caressing your inner thigh causing you to smile up at him, which resorts in him pressing a kiss against your head before focusing his eyes back on to the road, making you to hum in delight before continuing what you are doing. Your hands slowly tease his tip, making Billy flinch at the sudden touch of his slowly throbbing member. His focus on the road became more intense as he tried his hardest not to lose total control to your manipulation, groans leaving his lips as your fingers toyed more with the tip of his penis. He felt you spread your legs welcoming his hand further into your middle, making his hand grip onto the wheel, trying his hardest to regain full concentration.

Billys mouth dropped as he let out a low groan, his hand turning red as he tightened his grip further onto the wheel. He was so close to slamming his foot on the breaks and feeling pure bliss, you were driving him crazy, his cheeks were now turning red, as he drove along the road, looking around for anywhere to stop the car so he could destroy your dripping core.  He eventually reached his breaking point as he felt you lick the veins on the sides of his pulsing cock, he needed you right now, he couldn't take the teasing anymore, he quickly pulled over into an dark alleyway, knowing it was night time and his windows were slightly tinted, he was certain you wouldnt get caught. You pulled away from Billy as the car stopped, smiling at him with pure lust in your eyes, "you are the devil" he lowly chuckles, with pure sexual desire in his tone of voice before instantly pulling you intto the long awaited kiss you were desperate for, your tounges messily found eachother, whilst you both let out desperate moans. Billys hand wrapped around your throat, making you squeeze your thighs together in enjoyment at his sweet touch, you fidgeted slightly towards Billy so you could unbuckle your seat belt leaning more into the kiss, needing to be closer to him. Billy gently pulled away, making you extremely needy and moaning at the lack of touch, he placed a kiss on the corner of your lips before reaching eagerly for the lever on his seat causing the chair to fall back, keeping his eyes focused solely into yours, smirking suggestively for you to get on top of him.

"Fuck baby." Billy moaned out as you sat back, the windows of the car were already fogging up, as you took all of Billys member inside of you, grinding your soaked cunt up and down him as you moaned in pleasure at the feeling of Billys cock filling your insides. Billy watched in pleasure, with a smirk covering his face as you took his dick with ease, he couldn't resist the sight of your tits slightly bobbing in front of his face, he rather agressivley spanked your right breast, causing you to whimper before pressing his mouth onto your nipple, leaving marks across your breast. His marks of possession slowly lead up to your neck as he puts a hand in your hair, pulling you towards him as you hips are still working wonders, he messily digs his teeth into your neck in several spots, finding your sweet spot, leading you to buck your hips on top of him as he smirks into your neck before proceeding. He presses a small kiss against your mouth before sliding his hands back down to your ass, holding himself up so he can pound himself into you, making you shake in pleasure, moans loudly leaving your body and Billy slams every inch inside of you. Your walls clenched around him as his hips clap against your ass, causing you to bite your lip and hold you head back to hold in your orgasm. His hands gripped your ass hard as he held you in place, continuing to pound himself into you, as you grinded your cunt against his cock, whimpering as he reached all your best spots. 

You moaned out, gripping onto Billys shoulders as you rid out your high, Billy let out a groan as he takes your face into his hands and keeps his lips lingering on your forhead as you both came at the same time, moans from both of your lips echoing throughout the car. Billys pace slowed down as he got more breathless, sweat dripping down his forehead, you could feel his cock twitching inside of you as he let out low moans. To hush your moans he kissed you, as he filled you up completely, feeling his warm fluids flow through your cunt, you let out a soft moan at the feeling, you two are messily exploring eachothers mouths with your tounges as he drains himself inside of you, loud moans echoing around you both as you both finish fulfilling your pleasures.

Billy layed back on to his chair breathlessly, holding you in his arms whilst you press your head against his chest, his cock still twitching inside of you, you could hear his heart beating ever so quickly. You both peacefully layed in one anothers arms, the only thing breaking the silence being the sound of yours and Billys heavy breathing, as you regained composure. You slowly pulled yourself off of him, as he slightly moves up the reclined chair, you sat between his legs, you both watching his warm cum drip out of you, he sits up slowly his fingers reaching to touch your core, gathering up a mixture of both of your fluids and bringing his fingers to your lips. You slowly suck the substance off of his fingers, smiling at his as you do so and pressing your lips together. "You're so beautiful" he whispers before pressing a kiss against your lips softly, making you shyly smile before pulling up the chair recliner and settling yourself back onto his chest, making Billy engulf you in his arms once again, pressing a another sweet kiss onto your head. You both sat in a peaceful silence before Billy spoke up, "Me listening to my dick of an old man payed off for once" he laughed, making you look up into his eyes, smiling at his statement before resting your head back onto his chest. "I guess we should head back" you mutter quietly into his chest, not wanting to ruin the moment, however he leans his head back onto the cars head rest, his grip tightening around your waist as he closes his eyes shut before letting out a low, sad hum, "few more minutes".

This is my Fruity Four (Bitchy Four or Mean Girls)