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i know the pandemic hit most of us hard but let's take this time to remember those whom it hit hardest. brian murphy
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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a healthy sleep schedule
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rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog
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it was liver
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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rb this to give the person you reblogged from a small candy (restores to full HP on use)
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hey google remind me to delete my old fanfic.net account i can’t handle getting emails reminding me i’m old
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if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood
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I keep seeing posts that are like:
Person #1: *Meme about breaking news*
Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this.
Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.
But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.
What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:
And this has been the exact energy of this website for months.
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also with all due respect the main reason the left loses so much is that y’all refuse to compromise on the language and messaging you use to speak to voters. i swear if you rebranded “defund the police” as “invest in community safety from the ground up” most white suburban moderates would be like “that sounds great” and i know that because that’s how i’ve literally reframed it to white suburban moderates who think “defund the police” means we’re going to live in a scary lawless mad max world
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