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blues824 · 11 months

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Hi! If requests are still open, ignore this if they aren't, could I request Savanaclaw with a fem! honey badger reader?

The one time I used Wikipedia lol. Reader is not Yuu, but stays in Ramshackle.

Leona Kingscholar

The first thing he noticed was that you were independent and strong. You were actually ferocious, and when you stepped on his tail in the greenhouse you were not afraid to use your long nails to scratch him to escape. But this was actually what made him attracted to you. You were a fighter, and he liked that.

You didn’t let anyone walk all over you. He’s seen the amount of times where even Jack shows up to Savanaclaw with a black eye, and he said it was because he trespassed into Ramshackle without your permission. Everyone was scared of you, but only he knew about the tunnels you dug underneath the old dormitory building. For some reason, you trusted him.

The two of you can often be found cuddling with each other in a den you made in your tunnels. It was a bit weird for Leona at first, but he knew that honey badgers typically didn’t even take on mates so this was weird for you as well. He actually liked the new level of privacy that the tunnels held for the two of you, so now no one would interrupt your naps.

Your unique magic actually came in handy during his overblot, because you were able to dig underground and surprise attack him by jumping through the dirt and uppercutting him in the jaw. The best part was that your skin was super thick, and thus he couldn’t turn you to dust. You were practically invincible. The only vulnerability you showed was when he backhanded you in the head and you stumbled. Unfortunately, this meant that it was his target and you ended up unconscious as Yuu and the others finished him off.

In the infirmary, he woke up first. After he said hi to his nephew who was right on his chest, he looked over to see you still out. He quickly sat up, remembering all that had happened and realizing that he had the overblot entity behind him hit you hard in the head. Last time he checked, the head was the most sensitive and vulnerable spot on a honey badger. He found a nearby chair and, with a bit of struggle, moved it next to you so he could sit closer to you.

Ruggie Bucchi

You reminded him of the women back in his homeland, and you definitely scared him. Your sharp nails, your borderline mean attitude, it all intimidated him. He’s seen the first years have black eyes because they impede on your territory in Ramshackle. The only ones who have been unscathed from being in your burrow under the dormitory were himself and Yuu, and he is very honored.

It wasn’t always that way, though. When you found out that he was the one behind all of the accidents, you scratched him with your sharp claws and threatened that you would be willing to bite his ears off if he didn’t stop. He let out a whimper out of nowhere, and he sweatdropped before telling you that he would discontinue his actions.

However, now his favorite pastime is cuddling with you in your nesting burrow. There were a bunch of pillows in there, and he thought it was the perfect resting place. You told him more about honey badgers, and the fact that you were letting him in there meant you were committing to this relationship. He was, too, because he loved you a lot.

He was extremely scared for you when you were going up against Leona in his overblot, but when he started turning to dust after being touched, you were seeing red. You were throwing more hands than the lion could catch. You even landed a powerful uppercut, but it only ended up making him angrier and you being knocked unconscious by a blow to the head. Ruggie ran over, trying to get you to wake up, but you were out cold.

This man did not want to leave your side at all. He was growing worried. Maybe you suffered brain damage? However, the nurse had told him that you would be alright. He could not sleep at all, not with you still unconscious. He felt so bad, like he was guilty of doing this to you. He wishes he could take it all back, if he’s being honest.

Jack Howl

He met you when Yuu and you came to him asking for help against Leona. You sighed in pure anger when he said that he wouldn’t help. You actually reached up and pulled him down by the ear and said that he would help unless he wanted to end up like Ace Trappola. The Heartslabyul student attended class with a black eye and a bruised lip… oh.

You weren’t afraid to stand up for yourself either. Ruggie was going to try and take over your body just to make you fall down the stairs, but before Jack could stop him you took a fall. But, you got right back up and used your unique magic to go underground. No one knew where you were, but in a few seconds you burst out of the ground and slashed at the hyena’s face with your claws. Blood was drawn, and the wolf winced upon seeing his dorm-mate like that.

As much as this guy seems tough, he does like cuddling with you. His tail is a big source of warmth that you enjoy in the comfort of your nesting burrow. He actually gave you one of his blankets because it smells like him, and he once caught you sleeping with it. The sight made him super flustered, and Yuu made fun of him for being such a ‘simp’.

When Leona overblotted, Jack did not want you rushing into battle. He actually shouted your name when the Housewarden grabbed your arm, but you just twisted and wrestled and turned out fine. It was only when you landed an uppercut from bursting through the dirt below where you got hit in the head. The Savanaclaw First Year was enraged, and Ace and Deuce had to stop him from rushing in as well.

The last thing you heard was your name being shouted before you passed out. Your wolf boyfriend carried you to the infirmary, and he growled at anyone who came too close to you… even the nurse. He would have skipped out on all of his classes just to be sure that you were alright, but the other first years dragged him out and into the classrooms.

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KALOPSIA ✦ DR3

Kalopsia, a Greek term that encapsulates the enchanting phenomenon of seeing something as more beautiful than it truly is. In matters of love, kalopsia paints an exquisite portrait of romantic delusion— a state where the heart, intoxicated by affection, transforms the ordinary into the extraordinary. It's the magic that turns a shared gaze into a symphony of stars and a simple touch into a dance of cosmic forces. In the realm of kalopsia, love is not just seen; it's felt in the kaleidoscope of emotions that color the world with a unique, intoxicating brilliance.

✦ pairing: daniel ricciardo x famous!latina!reader

✦ type: social media au

✦ fc: becky g

✦ warnings: female!reader, fluff, mentions of sexual acts, age gap, language, internet meanies, angst if you squint.

✦ pit wall live: Holii loves! Happy Valentine's Day in advance to those who celebrate! ❤️ And to those who don't -like me- Happy Galentine's Day! Feliz San Solterín! or, Happy random February day! 🙈 Here's a little treat for y'all! I know it's been almost two months, and I'm so sorry! But I got a new job and it's been stressful ngl + my work hours aren't the best and I get home super late. So please, have patience with me and with the next chapters! I haven't given up on this and I have so much planned 😊 Let me know what you guys think of this chapter! ❤️

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JUNE 10, 2021

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yourinstagram 🌧 the I Quit Drinking music video with thisislany is out now (apparently we were really upset about about not being able to pop bottles? 😂)

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user2 userig we are totally jamming y/n tomorrow, you better be ready

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user5 isn't this the dude who she cheated on her bf with last year? lol

userA apparently it wasn't just last year 😂

kaceymusgraves I love the way you're willing to take risk yourinstagram, this is your time. I'm so happy for you! ❤️

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yourinstagram Your light brightens my world and your spirit is as infectious as your laughter ❤️ Cheers to you, my love! Feliz cumpleaños, mi vida! 🥳🎂

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danielricciardo Gracias for being my brightest light, my love ❤️

marcusmumford happy lap around the sun flashman 🥳

user ai que gato 😍

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user2 happy birthday fellow July born

user3 vocês são tão fofos juntos!

user4 🥂🍾 HBD Honey Badger 🥂🍾 Love you from Thailand 🇹🇭

ausgp HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE AUSSIE!! ❤️

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yourinstagram that day he visited me in the studio and ryantedder let him be the producer for a few minutes, and well, it was chaos 😂❤️

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user7 THE BABY BADGER WITH A FERRARI SHIRT?? WHAT IS AIR?!

yourinstagram A philosopher once said: Everybody is a Ferrari fan...❤️ userA are you a Ferrari fan yourinstagram? yourinstagram aren't we all? I'm a Tifosa at heart ❤️ user7 OMG OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ANSWER ME

itsvittoriasousa Iza says: Happy birthday, Tío Danny! danielricciardo 🥳

yourmomsinstagram Feliz cumpleaños Danielito! ❤️ next time you come around, a big cake and a plate of your favorite meal will be waiting for you!

user8 LO QUE LOS AMO ES INMENSURABLE!!

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yourinstagram i've been very very busy ☀️🏝️🌿🏞️❤️

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user they're so precious and I will fight anyone who disagrees

user2 THAT NOTE!!!! 😭 just the most darling ugh I can't with them

nina well deserved ❤️

itsvittoriasousa those little toes in the havainas 😭❤️

yourinstagram I KNOOOOW!!! I CAN'T HANDLE IT 😭😭😭

danielricciardo Being your co-pilot on this is a mix of thrill and questionable decisions 🤷‍♂️ Let's do it all over again, shall we?

yourinstagram "questionable decisions" is all you 🙈 I'm an angel 😇 landonorris wasn't lucifer an angel? yourinstagram mclaren come pick up your kid, it's past his bedtime mclaren 👀👀👀

user3 "BIG DICK" I'M SCREAMING!!!!!! WHO GOT HIM THAT SHIRT??

user4 get that d girl 🔥🔥

evalongoria I love seeing you being happy ❤️

user5 does she have to flaunt every little message he leaves her? those are personal, attention seeking behavior lmao

user6 look at my pookie floating in the river 😍 I also wanna be held by daniel while I sit on his lap 😭

charles_leclerc next time you're in town we should all go karting 😊

userA sharls what are you doing here???? 😂 userB not my man out here shooting his shot in public lmaooo userC nah girl he's a known y/n-girlie, he's just trying to look cool meanwhile he's probably fangirling right now 🤣 joris_trouche can confirm userC 😂

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kymillman F1'S MOST POPULAR COUPLE?

My post of this couple on Friday was my biggest of the day by a mile! Will it be again today? Fellow Western Australian Daniel Ricciardo and Latin Superstar Y/N L/N arriving together for Saturday's Sprint Race (1st. photo) where Daniel managed to finish 3rd., and were seen again this morning walking around the Italian paddock before the race, where Daniel starts in P2.

For A3 prints, hand-signed & numbered by a range of drivers/team principals head to kymillman.com #f1 #formula1 #signedprints #monzagp #DanielRiccardo #Y/NL/N

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user love their height difference 🥰 i wanna put her in my pocket 🤏🏽

user2 She's so stunning omgggg 😍

user3 This is just ridiculous her mind and her style and how cute she is, beyond anything else on the grid

user4 She is a wannabe singer following him like a dog to every race.

userA sorry I can't hear your whinning over her 3 grammy's, 2 golden globes nominations, 9 latin grammy's and other multiple awards 🙂

user4 gawdddd dayhuummmmm 😍😍😍 the girl is pretty good too I guess

user5 is it hot or cold in italy?? I can't decide with what she's wearing

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Daniel Ricciardo Post Race Interview | 2021 Italian Grand Prix [Ziggo Sports F1]

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yourinstagram MONZA WINNER BABYYYY!!! 🍾🍾🍾 From the roar of the engines to the victory kiss, every moment with you is a celebration and sharing these victories with you is my favorite kind of joy ❤️🏆 Beyond proud of my champion danielricciardo for this incredible weekend!! Look at that dazzling smile 😍 Monza wasn't just a race; it was a masterpiece of determination and talent, a testament to your dedication and passion for this sport and your team. Monza is for the dreamers, and you, my love, have made our dreams dance on this iconic track. 🏁

The Honey Badger never 👏🏽 left 👏🏽❤‍🔥

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danielricciardo thank you for always being in my corner, mi amor! Ti amo all'infinito ❤️

user english, spanish and italian; the polyglot romeo 😂❤️

yourinstagram Also, congrats to mclaren for their 1-2! 🧡

mclaren you were our lucky charm this weekend 🧡

jensonbutton Ricky Bobby did it again!

user "Monza is for the dreamers" WHY AM I CRYING SO HARD?? YOU'RE SO RIGHT Y/N

landonorris That was fun, let's do it again but I'm coming first next time danielricciardo

userA WHAT DID HE SAAAAAAY??!! 👀👀 maxfewtrell mate, do you even read what you write before you post things? userB "but I'm coming first next time" SJKLDJFKAS

user2 I can't explain the scream I let out when he jumped down from his car and ran straight to where she was to kiss her

user3 me entró un árbol entero en el ojo 😭

user4 quien pudiera ser ella para que daniel corra a plantarle tremendo beso 😪

lilymhe congrats to my wife's boyfriend! 🥳

alexalbon 🤨❓ yourinstagram did she stutter alexalbon? 👀

user5 bestie give him the best night of his life and blow his mind off for us, he deserves it 🤭😭

carmenmmundt Dining out again is a must next time we see each other! Also, congrats to Daniel 👏🏻😊

user6 "It's a team effort, and having her in my team makes all the difference" crying, shaking, pulling my hair out

userA they keep showing me that I've never really been loved 🫠

user7 she's so real for dedicating "willow" to him in her stories and simping for him 🥴 because honestly I'd do the same

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danielricciardo Happy birthday to this gangster! 🎉 You're officially a year older, wiser, and stuck with me. Here's to more laughter, adventures, and convincing you that my dance moves are, in fact, impressive. Cheers to you, mi amor! 🥳🎂❤️

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yourinstagram Stuck with you? More like blessed to be on this wild ride with someone that makes every moment an adventure! Te amo una galaxia entera! ❤️

scottyjames31 Daniel is a tiny bit less annoying because of you yourinstagram 😛 Sending massive birthday vibes your way, Sparky!

user if these two ever break up, we riot.

userA both of them posting each other's baby pics I CAN'T

marcusstoinis HBD Sparky! 🥳

userA I saw Scotty called her Sparky too, so that means his mates gave her a nickname?? 🥺 userB userA she did spend a few months in 🇦🇺 and she was part of the lockdown challenges the guys used to do + they've been together for some time now 😊 userC this is so so fucking adorable omg

kristenanniebell happy birthday gorgeous ❤️

user2 why is she with my man??? why can't I be her???

kylieminogue cheers to you, my darling! yourinstagram 🎉❤️

user3 bro r u kidding

gerihalliwellhorner Wishing you the happiest of birthdays yourinstagram! May your day be as bright and wonderful as your spirit ❤️

user4 this fucking caption man

user5 You should focus on driving better than on this nonsense.

pierregasly feliz cumpleaños mon ami yourinstagram

mclaren Happy birthday, Y/N! 🧡

user6 you gunna marry her

user7 Mate, you made a stupid move and now it has backfired. You should've stayed at RB FFS !! It's so painful to watch you struggle on each and every race weekend from a fan's POV and you keep getting distracted with this girl 🤧🤧😮‍💨

user8 I always knew she would find someone better than who-shall-not-be-named

chloestroll yourinstagram your presence lights up every room, and your kindness touches every heart. May this year bring you all the joy and fulfillment you deserve, babe! Happy birthday! 🥳❤️

trevornoah Happy birthday to the incredible Y/N!

user9 happy birthday mrs. honey badger!! 🥳🥳🥳

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f1gossippofficial Daniel arrived at the paddock this Sunday, accompanied by his current girlfriend Y/N (entered through separate gates), the girl was also at the McLaren garage on Friday! She was accompanied by her friends!

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user she understood the assignment

user2 The dedication to the tradition and the sheer adorableness is unmatched.

user3 in Y/N we trust 🙌

user4 What the hell is she even wearing? She should have just showed up in booty shorts because that skirt is too short, maybe she wants to impress the other drivers more i guess 😂

userA user4 i don't necessarily like her but that's literally such a dumb reason to hate on her 💀

user5 Y/N showing up in a cowboy-inspired outfit with Daniel is the level of couple coordination we didn't know we needed

user6 they arrived separately

f1gossippofficial They just entered through different gates, but they arrived together 🤷‍♀️

user7 Cowboy chic just got a whole new meaning

user8 she looks so cheap lol

user9 daniel ricciardo and his shadow

user10 She's always gorgeous. No wonder these haters are jealous haha

user11 Y/N stepping into the cowboy tradition with Daniel at the Austin GP is the sweetest thing!

user12 the amount of hate this girl gets is absurd!!! you dont know her. are you all seriously this deluded and jealous?!?! get a life she's a gorgeous girl who has done nothing wrong leave the poor girl alone

userA she's a cheater and a liar, Daniel deserves so much better userB userA do you have proof of what you're accusing her of? where you there to witness it when it happened? no? so shut the hell up

user13 Did anyone else's heart melt seeing them in their cowboy outfits? They're like a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde, but with way more style. Love it!

user14 I can't understand how people keep criticizing a person and relationship that they don't even know. If the girl can afford to be in all the GP's then congratulations, it's her life, not ours. Stop being so intense with a relationship that is not even yours, live your way and let others live theirs. Let's just enjoy the sport and respect drivers private life

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NOVEMBER 1, 2021

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danielricciardo Oh boy. Halloween 21’ 🎃

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user I think the scariest thing is that it actually suits ya 😂

user2 El sonrisas

daxshepard same time next year?

user3 everything was good until I saw her in the girl's pic ugh 🙄🤢

user4 BLAKE ❤️❤️❤️

user5 you couldn't get that smile off of his face if you tried

user6 are Daniel and Y/N still in texas???

user7 great pics & your Y/N looks so cute!!! ❤️👻😍

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sofiavergara Brilla y nunca dejes de hacerlo ❤️🌟

rosalia.vt Reina, siempre has sido oro. Sigue brillando con todo tu arte ✨💖

user can someone translate what she's saying for the non-spanish spearkers please? 🥲

userA "Ay, to be honest, I'm not worth it... I'm worth my weight in gold, dammit!" 😊

karolg Grítalo mami!!!!

user2 she really said: idgaf what y'all think of me, I know I'm THAT bitch! 💅 And I respect her so much for it 👏

shakira Totalmente de acuerdo, Y/N! Eres oro puro. ✨

selenagomez You've always been pure gold, babe. Keep shining ❤️

rubendias 💙

manuelturizo acá reina, se te calló esto 👑

user3 Eres más valiosa que anything in the whole universe

llane eres un tesoro inigualable, hermanita ❤️

lali a vos se te reza 🧎‍♀️

maluma Exactamente, hermana. Tu valor es como el oro, irremplazable. I love you ❤️

jbalvin Que siga brillando fuerte esa estrella tuya, hermanita 🌟

user4 I'm gonna sit here waiting patiently for Daniel's comment so I can know everything is alright and that we shouldn't panic 🫠🫠🫠

userA it's been more than 5 hours and no comment yet, but he did give it a like though

user5 WOMEN SUPPORTING WOMEN 🤝🏽

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yourinstagram 2021 was filled with moments of all kinds. Wanted to share the ones that made me smile even in the hardest of times. With the new year on the horizon and big changes coming soon I just wanted to take a moment to say I am so proud of us… We're a team.

Can’t wait for more of this in 2022 🌺 the type of laughs that hurt your cheeks, make your tummy hurt, & feed your soul. Beyond thankful ❤️

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danielricciardo Always a team ❤️

userA and the ring when?

user DANIELITO MADE IT TO THE POST, DAN-Y/N NATION!!!!! 😭

userA we can breath now, we are NOT children of divorce!!! 😭❤️

badbunny ¡Pa'rriba siempre, Y/N! Que este año nuevo te traiga pura buena vibra y éxito. 🚀💫

user2 MOTHER ❤️

user3 The photo with Dan sitting on the floor and leaning on Y/N's leg while she's running her hands through his hair gave me extra years of life 😭

taylorswift Your spirit shines so bright, and I'm excited for all the wonderful moments this year will bring us. I love you! ✨💖

luisfonsi Happy New Year, Y/N! Que este nuevo año te traiga más éxitos y alegrías 🥂

corey_wilson Happy New Year!

charles_leclerc maman I've made it 😎 Bonne année Y/N!

pierregasly I demand another lap and another photo because I'm not on this one yourinstagram 😤 Bonne année mon ami! ❤️

userA piEEEEERREE gasLYYYYYY!! userB did they all go go-karting? Rue when was this? 🧐 userC it was only Charles, Pierre, Daniel and George! It was in Austin userD so you're telling me they were all together and this is the only photo we have?

georgerussell63 pierregasly I'm not in the photo either! she destroyed you mate, admit it 😂 And I also demand a new one yourinstagram 🤨

fioamato Happy New Year filled with lots of love and laughter 🎊💖

iamdannaschwarz Beyond grateful to have you as a friend ❤️

itsvittoriasousa We love you to the moon and back! 🌙💖

user4 Happy Enchanted/Enchanté day to those who celebrate!

user5 we officially survived 2021, everybody!

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✦ ooops 🤭 btw this is how I picture him waiting for Girlie to perform at the Latin Grammys 🥰

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Laws Of Attraction (part 1) - DR x lawyer!fem!reader

Summary: McLaren is in breach of contract, dr3 hires a lawyer to deal with the aftermath. Tropes ensue. Slow burn. Enemies(kind of)-> Friends/colleagues->Lovers

Pairing: lawyer!fem!reader x Daniel Ricciardo

Warnings: language, eventual smut

Word Count: 4,177

A/N: Very self-serving fanfic of everyone’s favorite honey badger. I thought it was going to be a oneshot, but it ended up taking on a life of its own so expect Part 2 and maybe even 3. This is my first time writing, so please provide feedback! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

“Write the fanfic you wish to read in the world” or whatever Gandhi said.

When McLaren pulled the rug out from under Daniel Ricciardo in the middle of the 2022 season, he knew he needed to lawyer up. The mental toll of the sport alone was enough even in a good year without this contractual mess. To add an uncertain 2023 season and strained professional relationships in his current workplace despite almost three months left before Abu Dhabi was truly a low blow. He needed to find a home at another team and deal with the ramifications of McLaren’s contract breach.

You were a mid-level associate at the law firm you’d been with since you graduated law school. You had enough experience that you were finally gaining confidence in your practice and work product, but relatively speaking you were still young in your career. Which is why you were shocked when the partner picked you to be backup for such a high-profile client as Daniel Ricciardo. Time for client meetings would be difficult since it was the middle of the season and Daniel was still balancing races and the associated travel and training. The firm would simply have to meet Daniel at the race locations in order to get time with him and hold negotiations with McLaren and other teams.

The time finally came for the first client meeting and as much as you tried, you couldn’t seem to suppress your nerves. You had read through Daniel’s employment contract dozens of times over the last few days to the point that you had practically memorized it. You panic-bought a new suit to try to put you at ease, finally settling on a well-fitted light pink pantsuit. Professional yet feminine, understated but powerful. You threw on a pair of nude pumps and hoops – who didn’t feel confident in heels and hoops? Yet as you looked yourself in the mirror you kept fidgeting and tugging at your sleeves. You had to shake it off. You stopped, power posed in the mirror for thirty seconds and repeated your mantra to yourself. “I am a boss ass bitch, I am kind, I am smart, I am important,” you muttered over and over again hoping it would stick. Finally you let your arms slump at your sides. “Welp. This is as good as it’s going to get,” before heading out the door.

Your phone went off as you were in the cab heading to the paddocks. You saw it was the partner and quickly picked up.

“Good morning Joe, I’m on my way now. I should get there -”

He cut you off, “That’s great y/n. I’m going to need you to handle this one, I got pulled into a new deal that’s urgent and won’t be able to make the meeting.” Your heart dropped.

“But sir –“

“You got this, I wouldn’t have brought you in if I didn’t think you could handle it. Remember, this is just a client meeting, there’s no opposing counsel.”

You gulped, your throat suddenly feeling very dry. You had to put on a brave face. “Understood. I’ll let you know how it goes.”

With that, the partner hung up. You continued to fidget the rest of the ride. You arrived at your destination fifteen minutes early, as you had planned. A McLaren employee showed you to Daniel’s space and you got yourself set up.

You checked your watch, he was late. Five minutes, you thought it was just another meeting he was in that went over. Ten minutes, you thought he was stuck in traffic. At twenty minutes though, you were fuming and considering leaving. I better be able to bill for this you thought to yourself. The swelling annoyance actually helped calm your nerves. At the end of the day, the handsome and charismatic driver was actually just another entitled celebrity.

Finally the door swung open and Daniel strode in. He gave you his signature thousand-watt smile and stuck his hand out. You wanted to melt into the floor but maintained your professionalism.

“Hi it’s nice to meet you, I’m Daniel.” As if he needed to introduce himself. Nor did he bother to apologize or offer an explanation for his tardiness. It didn’t matter that he was even more handsome in person. You adjusted your posture, standing up a little straighter.

“Nice to meet as well, I’m y/n. Shall we get started?”

He gave you a confused look. “I think we’re still waiting for Joe. I’ll take a coffee though please.”

Your heart dropped. Of course he thought you were an admin or a paralegal. Despite pushing thirty, you looked young for your age and were just barely above five feet tall. You silently smacked yourself, you’re sure the pink suit didn’t help. In a field dominated by men, it wasn’t the first time this had happened over the course of your career and you knew it wouldn’t be the last. Nonetheless, it didn’t make his comment any less infuriating or hurtful.

You unclenched your jaw and cleared your throat, doing your best to remain calm and level your voice. “Actually, I’m the associate attorney that’s been assigned to your case. Joe had something else come up and he will not be joining us today.”

His eyes widened, clearly realizing his mistake. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t know… I mean I didn’t – “

You raised your hand to stop his stammering. “It’s fine, let’s just get on with the meeting. We have a lot to go over.”

After going through the McLaren contract, you paused. “Next, we need to discuss what your goals are for next year before we approach other teams. What’s your bottom line?”

He looked down. It had only been a few days since McLaren informed Daniel he would be replaced for 2023, surely this was all still very new for him and he was still processing. Or so you thought. After a few moments he seemed to regain his confident persona and started listing off salary minimums he would consider, other compensation metrics, and various conditions.

You stared at him blankly as he was rambling. You finally interrupted him, choosing your next words very carefully.

“Mr. Ricciardo, with all due respect, I don’t think you fully appreciate the position you’re in. I need to know your real bottom line. I have immense respect for your skillset, and what McLaren has done to you is terrible. But what I don’t think you realize is that through all of this, McLaren has put your reputation in question. You and I know that your subpar performance this season has not been due to your skill as a driver, but on them for refusing to invest in you. A reasonable person in this industry, hopefully including other drivers and other teams, can see through this and get to the same conclusion. However, that’s not a guarantee and the rest of the world does not know that.”

You paused, checking his reaction. Seeing none, you continued.

“Your real bottom line. You are not in a position to be negotiating salaries. To best represent you, I need to know whether you would rather be on any team that can take you if it meant you could drive, including lower tiers like Haas and Williams, or would you rather sit out next season.”

You knew this hurt his ego. Going from the highs of Red Bull, to falling to mid tier teams like Renault and McLaren, and now this. It couldn’t be easy. Despite your awkward meeting earlier, you couldn’t help but feel bad for him. He was quiet and focused on his hands. You studied him. You always wondered whether the world got to see the real Daniel Ricciardo or whether it was all an act. You had a sudden urge to reach out for his hand across the table but immediately pushed the thought away. How incredibly unprofessional.

You broke the silence. “Look, I know it’s been a long day, we’ve been at this for almost four hours. Why don’t you sleep on it and let’s set up another meeting and go over strategy later in the week.”

Whatever trance he was in broke, again regaining his signature peppiness. He looked relieved, dramatically letting his head roll back as he ran a hand through his hair. “Oh, thank GOD.”

“You mean you didn’t think this was fun? I had a great time,” you said sarcastically, trying to break the previous tension.

“Of course you had fun, I’m paying you $600 an hour.” You both chuckled.

“How about we do it all again on Thursday?”

“I’ll see you in Belgium on press day then,” he confirmed.

“Sounds like a plan.” You shook hands again as you got up to leave. “Here’s my business card, my cell is there. Please don’t hesitate to reach out if you need anything or have any questions.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time,” he said with a coy smile.

You were sure he was being sarcastic, yet you couldn’t help the blush creeping its way to your face and you turned away to hide it. “It was nice meeting you Mr. Ricciardo, I’ll see you Thursday.”

You hated press. You didn’t want to draw attention to yourself, especially since news was just starting to become public about Daniel’s situation and didn’t want to get hounded with questions as his lawyer. A sensible and boring gray skirt suit it was.

Daniel was in the middle of an interview when he spots you as you arrive at the paddock. He grins and waves. You make your way over when you realize the media personnel around him, your smile quickly fading. How stupid of you, you forgot to prep him for how to handle interviews as all of this unfolds, especially when you knew your meeting would be on press day. The only thing that brings you solace is the knowledge that he has a PR person and you pray whoever it is isn’t an idiot.

As you approach he gives you a quick up and down, his eyes not lingering long enough for it to be inappropriate but you notice. You keep walking.

“Hello Mr. Ricciardo.”

“You can call me Daniel.”

In your focus you miss his attempted familiarity, burdened by the stress of your recent oversight. “Let’s get set up somewhere private.”

“Wow, you’re not going to buy me dinner first?” he says mockingly trying to keep up with your pace as you power walk towards his garage. With furrowed brows you shoot him a stern warning glance, but say nothing.

As soon as the door closes you jump right to business. You were pleasantly surprised by how the meeting goes. You hadn’t been sure whether your words from the first meeting had stuck, but it was clear Daniel had done his homework. He was articulate about his desires and through a series of follow up questions you were able to tease out any ambiguities and refine the list. You felt more at ease about the prospect of going into negotiations with other teams at the very least.

As you pack up your stuff, you feel his eyes on you again.

“I liked the pink better,” he says out of nowhere.

“Excuse me?”

“The pink suit,” he said, as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

You felt heat rise to your cheeks. You look down at your gray ensemble. Sure it was boring, but it got the job done and you didn’t think it was that terrible. You pouted your bottom lip, “I don’t see how my outfit has to do with anything.” You pivoted, uncomfortable with the focus on your appearance. “But if you must bring attention to it, this is sensible and low key - which is exactly how we should be acting out there.”

He scoffed. “I’m not sure if you’ve met me, but low key and sensible are not really my thing. And from what I can tell, it doesn’t seem to be your thing either -”

You ignored the latter part of his comment, cutting him off. “I’m serious Daniel, it’s in your best interest to keep a low profile right now. The media is going to have a lot of questions until you find a team for next year. You risk violating one of the plethora of NDAs you’ve signed any time you open your mouth.”

Satisfied with your deflection, you attempted to leave again. “We’ll be in touch about next week, we should get a meeting on the books with McLaren –“

“You’re not staying for the rest of the weekend?” Those darn puppy dog eyes made your heart skip a beat.

“I wasn’t planning on it, I have a lot of work to do.”

“Just work from the paddock. And I can get you tickets for qualifying and the race on Sunday.”

You thought about it, he had a point. The beauty of your work was that you could work from anywhere as long as there was wifi and a power outlet. Plus it meant more facetime with the client and you were sure the firm would support that. And yet, you actually did have a lot of work to do and couldn’t afford the distraction.

“I appreciate the offer, but I really need to catch up on the rest of my work and I need to debrief Joe.” You didn’t miss the slight disappointment on his face. “I know it’s shocking, but I do have other clients you know.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, excuses,” he played off.

You gave him small smile. “Good luck this weekend, I know you’ll do great.”

As you walked out, you didn’t notice passing the other papaya driver. Lando did a double take as you walked by and saw Daniel smiling stupidly to himself.

“Who was that?”

“My lawyer.” Lando raised an eyebrow.

“Um, usually people aren’t this happy when they need a lawyer” elbowing his teammate. Sure it was a little awkward between them at first when all this unfolded, but Lando was more sympathetic than anything else. He knew he would miss his friend next year and wanted to make the most of the time they had left.

Daniel rolled his eyes. “It’s not like that, she’s been nothing but professional.”

“Sure man, whatever you say.”

You worked out of the hotel with the race coverage on in the background throughout the weekend. Daniel handled himself well enough during the interviews, though he was clearly downtrodden after his performance on Sunday. You took a sip of coffee as you watched his post-race interview. It dawned on you – perhaps a more experienced lawyer would have picked up on it immediately, but dr3 was your first celebrity client. You had been approaching and planning your strategy as though F1 operated in a vacuum, when it clearly does not. Especially with the uptick of viewership due to DTS, public opinion held its own value and was something you could leverage. You refueled with another cup of coffee, opened a new document and began furiously taking notes with a new sense of confidence.

At 6am you received the first draft of the severance agreement from McLaren in the form of a passive aggressive email from Zak Brown’s lawyer. Happy fucking Monday. Within minutes your phone pinged, a text from an unknown number.

Hey, did you see the email?

It’s dr btw.

You groaned, it was too early for this shit. Why wasn’t he reaching out to the partner? Surely he went out partying the night before, you cursed that he wasn’t sleeping off his hangover. You rubbed the sleep out of your eyes and begrudgingly got yourself up.

Good morning. Joe and I will review today and get back to you to go over our suggested redlines.

You showered and got ready for the day. You checked your phone again, seeing another text from Daniel.

I was thinking we could go over it together?

Seriously, what was wrong with this boy.

Pretty sure you pay us the big bucks so you don’t have to thoroughly read a 150 pages in a day.

It was a little sassy and risky to send to a client you just met last week, but you hadn’t had your coffee yet. You tried to balance it with a follow up professional text.

We’ll be in touch by EOD.

You packed your bag and went to the local café. You put your headphones in and hunkered down, going through the contract. You couldn’t help rolling your eyes at half the language McLaren tried to sneak in. You were deep in thought, trying to find a professional way to say “fuck you” when you felt a tap on your shoulder. You paused Megan Thee Stallion to find your client sitting across from you.

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world.” He grinned.

“No one should be this happy before 10am on a Monday, Daniel. Especially when you know your lawyer is going through your severance agreement with your shitty employer.” He raised his eyebrows, surprised at the crack in your professional demeanor.

You sighed. “I’m sorry, this contract is really just grinding my gears… no pun intended. What are you doing here?”

“I’m not allowed to get coffee?”

“No, not when I’m trying to focus.”

“So you think I’m distracting?” He looked pleased with himself.

You looked up, annoyed. “You know what I mean. Seriously, for your sake I need to get this done.”

“And I’m serious too. I want to actually understand this stuff, not just give a final signoff on whatever you send over. Please let me help.”

“It’s going to take twice as long that way.”

“Good thing I can afford the extra billables.” You stared each other down through a pregnant pause. You folded.

“Fine, get out your laptop.”

He scratched the back of his head, looking sheepish. “Funny you should say that…”

You look under the table. Of course he didn’t bring anything with him. No bag, just his phone, keys, wallet, and the audacity.

You ran your hands over your face. “Fine, scooch over. Here’s a pen and paper, I expect you to be taking notes.”

Having won you over, he eagerly moved his chair next to yours. He leaned forward to get a better look at the document and you suddenly became very aware of you close proximity. The smell of his cologne infiltrated your nose, involuntarily causing you to take a deep breath. You wanted to keep your eyes on the screen and yet you couldn’t help trying to get a close up look at his side profile through your periphery. You cleared your throat and tried to refocus.

“Ok, so your original employment contract had a termination provision that was broken into three buckets: not for cause, for cause, and immediate. Based on the language here, it seems they’re trying to terminate you “for cause” based on your performance so far this season. The for cause provision allows them to (a) give you less notice, (b) provide you with less compensation in the event of early termination. But here’s the thing, your original contract was air-tight and never had a performance condition because Joe knows his shit and is a kickass lawyer. They’re really trying to stretch the interpretation of this language here and –“

You look over mid-sentence to see if his eyes had glazed over yet. Legal jargon was far from sexy. You were about to give him an out thinking he was immediately regretting his decision, but instead you found him staring at you intently. You stopped talking and you felt your heartbeat quicken.

“I told you to take notes,” was all you could come up with, coming out as barely a whisper.

He shook his head. “Right. Sorry.”

You two continued your review for hours. You were sure he would crack first, but ultimately you were the one that called for a break. “I don’t know about you but my eyes are crossing.”

“I wasn’t going to say anything but yeah, I could move my legs,” he chuckled. “So this is a day in the life of y/n f/l?”

“It’s not much, but it’s honest work.”

You chatted as you got up to leave and you began walking in the direction of the hotel. He stopped walking.

“Where are you going?”

“I was going to finish the rest of the redlines at the hotel then pack up for the redeye tomorrow. Where are you going?” You quirked an eyebrow.

“But we’re only halfway through the contract… Plus I was thinking we could grab lunch somewhere.”

You paused. Your initial thought was an immediate no, but you would never say no to food.

“Well… where were you thinking for lunch?”

“I know a place.”

You were pleasantly surprised by his choice. He drove you two thirty minutes away from the hustle and bustle of the circuit to a quaint town with cobblestone streets and picturesque buildings that looked like gingerbread houses. The conversation flowed, and he laughed as you ordered your third hot chocolate. You had lost track of the number of bonbons you consumed.

“So after all of this do you think I would make a good lawyer?” he joked.

“You’re a F1 driver, of course not. The thought of you at a desk job in any capacity is inconceivable.” You both laughed. “Plus, I would tell you the same thing I tell everyone else who thinks law school is a good idea – don’t do it.”

“Why’s that?” It was a loaded question with a long answer. You really didn’t have the time to get into it, but at this point you didn’t care. You would get your redlines to Joe when you did, you’re sure he wouldn’t mind you getting extra facetime with the client.

“It’s just a lot of work. It’s an environment where they break you down just to build you back up, and as hard as the education is, it’s actually the easiest part of the profession. A lot of people are like ‘oh, like arguing so I should be a lawyer’ and it’s really not enough. You read hundreds of pages a day, your professors cold call you, classmates can be assholes, and if you don’t have a good reason for why you’re doing it, you’re set up for failure.”

“Jeez, what a glowing review… so like, do you actually enjoy your job?”

You chuckled. “I love my job. It’s not the same adrenaline that you’re used to, but going toe to toe with opposing counsel can be such a rush. It’s not always that, and a lot of time it’s just paper pushing but the highs make up for it. Plus I made some of my closest friends in law school, I wouldn’t give that up for the world. I’m a firm believer that everything happens for a reason.”

“What are your friends like?” Daniel was genuinely curious. You seemed so constantly consumed with work, it was hard to imagine you with a life outside your professional capacity. Like a little kid seeing his teacher outside of school for the first time.

A slow grin crept its way to your face. “They’re the craziest bunch of high functioning alcoholics I know, and I love them. There’s a special bond you build with people when you’re all at your worst going through hell together.”

His laughter settled into a soft smile, reflecting on the second part of your statement. You hadn’t known each other long, but you met him when he was going through a career low. He was questioning his love of the sport he had dedicated his life to, and you forced vulnerability out of him as he was trying to hide it from the rest of the world.

“Yeah, I get that,” he finally said. He checked his watch and grimaced. “On that note, I think it’s time to head back…sorry this was a longer detour than I thought.”

Your eyes widened in panic as you realized the time, but you didn’t want to let on or make him feel bad. “It’s fine, let’s call it client-relationship development.” He went to grab his card, but you stopped him. “I think the firm can handle this one,” you smiled as you took out your company card.

“Fine, but I’m getting the next one.”

“Bold of you to assume there will be a next one,” you quipped.

“Bold of you to assume there won’t be.” You sat there smiling at one another for a moment before you diverted your gaze. It was a comfortable silence, both content with the banter you had exchanged over the day.

You continued with light conversation on the drive back. Despite the anxiety knowing you had to finish the review of the agreement, it was offset by the comfort of your travel companion. You decided to put the stress away until you got back to the hotel and enjoyed Daniel’s company in the meantime, relishing in the escape from you work for the first time.

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jaketswine · 1 year

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movie night

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summary: after spending a lot of time in the studio, jake surprises his girl with a little night at home.

you haven’t had much time with Jake lately.

between your job, and Jake being at the studio, you just never found the time to be together.

you’d be up before the crack of dawn, placing gentle kisses on jake’s sleeping face, getting ready to leave for the day.

Jake would be home right as you were heading to bed, just in time to snuggle in under the covers with you.

you missed each other, sure, but you both knew this was how it worked. you’d been doing it for some time now.

even though you were both decently content with your limited time together throughout the day, Jake had been badgering the other guys to take a day off- or at least cut their time at the studio short one day.

and today was finally the day that they called it quits in the early afternoon, a few hours before you’d be home from work.

Jake had come up with a pretty simple, but effective, plan. first, he was going to run to the store and grab all the ingredients he needed for dinner tonight. then, head home to prep and cook a favorite meal of yours- one that you claimed only he could replicate.

wine and dine you, but from the coziness of your own home. just how you both liked it.

he also knew that you had been dying to watch a specific movie that had recently been released on one of your streaming services. so he decided he’d have that pulled up and ready to go for after dinner. along with some movie theater-esque snacks he knew you both loved.

he battled with himself over whether or not to text you, letting you know he would be home early today.

in the end he decided to surprise you, knowing you were never one to stay at work past your contract hours anyway, so he wasn’t too worried.

grabbing the groceries he needed, some snacks, and a bouquet of flowers he thought were too pretty to not buy, he was on his way home to begin working on your little movie night.

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you texted Jake as your left work; just a simple

hey babe, I'm headed home. hope your day is going well, I love you.

you knew Jake was usually busy at the studio at this time of day, so you didn’t bother to wait on a reply, putting your car in drive and pulling out of the parking lot, dreading your traffic-filled drive home.

the whole drive to your house, all you could think about was how much you wanted to spend the night cuddled up in Jake's arms. but you had been resigned to the fact that might not happen for a while now, and that was okay.

so you were pleasantly surprised as you pulled into your driveway, seeing Jake's car sitting outside. something you certainly were not used to.

now rejuvenated by your excitement, you raced to park your car. quickly unbuckling and throwing open your door, you grabbed your bags and ran to your front door.

before you could rearrange your belongings to gain a free hand, the door opened for you, revealing a very smiley Jake behind the piece of oak.

"welcome home baby," he said softly as he did his best to wrap you in a hug with all of your baggage in between. he turned his head to place a kiss on your cheek, then your nose, and a final kiss directly on your lips. you giggled and pulled away, smiling up at him as he said, "I have dinner ready for us."

to say you were still a bit shocked would be an understatement. you hadn't had an actual night with jake in quite a while, but you were over the moon to break that streak tonight.

"Jake, what are you doing here?" you asked as you entered the house, thinking for a moment. "no one's sick are they??"

he giggled at your caring nature, "no honey, everyone's okay. we just decided to cut rehearsal short today.. something about someone needing to spend more time with their girlfriend or whatever."

you laughed and rolled your eyes at his sarcasm, "she sounds a bit needy, don't you think?"

"I hear she's pretty perfect actually," he replies, bending down to give your forehead a light kiss.

you smile up at him, "I'm happy you're here."

Jake began walking you both toward the kitchen, looking back over his shoulder to answer, "me too."

he led you to your dining table, pulling out your chair for you and relieving you of your bags. setting everything down, he moved to plate the dinner he had prepared for the both of you.

"what did ya make for us chef?" you jokingly asked him.

whipping out his best French accent, he responded, "nothing but the best for the lovely lady," placing your plate down in front of you, he continued, "your favorite my dear."

you dove right in after seeing what he had made, placing a large bite of food into your mouth. you let your eyes roll into the back of your head, humming with approval at the taste, "mmm, this is amazing Jake."

having rested his elbow on the table, chin in hand so he could watch you, he grinned shyly at you, "I'm glad you like it honey. eat up, then I have something else for you."

you both ate fairly quick, taking breaks to chat about all that's been going on within the studio and at your job- enjoying this rare time you had to catch up with each other.

when you both finished your meals, you rose from your seat grabbing your empty plate and reaching for Jake's. before you could, he moved forward to stop you, grabbing ahold of your wrist.

"sweetheart, I don't want you to touch the dishes tonight. go take a nice, hot shower, put on your comfiest pajamas, and meet me in the living room."

you smiled at the gesture, and as nice as that sounded, you still felt the need to give him a look that says 'are you sure?'.

he rolled his eyes at you, slipping the plate out of your grasp, lightly and lovingly pushing you away from him, gesturing toward your shared bathroom down the hall.

you knew there was no reason not to go, as Jake obviously wasn't going to allow you to help him with anything tonight, so you scurried down the hall excited to wash the day off of you.

you do exactly as he told you to, taking a quick shower, and slipping on your favorite pair of plaid pj pants (which you may or may not have stolen from Jake), and an oversized t-shirt (which you definitely stole from Jake), and heading back to the living room to see what else he has in store for you.

stepping into the now dim living room, your eyes catch on the spread of snacks Jake has laid out for you two. seeing some of your favorites that are usually reserved for movie theater trips only, as well as a large bowl of popcorn, with steam still rolling off the top.

sitting in the middle of the coffee table, you see a beautiful bouquet of flowers, as well as a few candles scattered about.

the last thing that catches your eye is the title of the movie you'd been dying to see in large font across the tv screen. your eyes widened as you realized Jake had given you a perfect at-home movie night.

you walked further into the room, finding Jake comfortably positioned on the couch, scrolling through his phone.

when he noticed you, he set his phone down, opening his arms wide, gesturing for you to come to him.

sitting down on his lap, he wrapped his arms around your waist and gently nuzzled his face into your neck, breathing in the combined scent of your shampoo and body wash.

"I figured since I'm available tonight, we could finally watch this," he told you, pointing to the screen. "I showed the guys the trailer for it this morning.. Sam's a bit bummed that he wasn't invited."

you giggled at his comment, "tell him he can join us next time."

Jake placed a kiss on your cheek, shaking his head, "absolutely not."

cuddling up together, you moved into your preferred position for movie watching with jake- your head in his lap with his arm resting on your waist, his hand rubbing small circles into your hip bone.

turning the movie on, you let it play for a few minutes before turning your head to look up at Jake, you gave him a slight nudge and a quiet, "hey," hoping to grab his attention.

he turned his head down to look at you, a questioning smile on his face, "what's up, doll?"

"just wanted to say thank you. I've missed you recently, and I know it's not your fault, but I still do." he nodded his head, agreeing with you. "I'm glad you're home tonight, that we got this time together..." you trailed off, staring up at him.

"I'm glad I got to do this for you tonight, I miss taking care of my lady," he replied. "although we are pretty close to being done with everything, may get to do this a lot more often soon," grinning as he added the last bit.

"I would absolutely love that."

he reached around you, grabbing your hand from where it sat on the couch in front of you. he raised it to his face, placing a loving kiss on your knuckles, then lacing your fingers together as he lowered your arm back down.

"and I absolutely love you, honey."

you grinned at that, letting your eyes slip shut, and repeating the same back to him, "I love you, jake."

he smiled to himself as he felt your breath fall into a steady rhythm, finding it quite endearing that you couldn't stay awake for more than thirty minutes of a movie.

it didn't matter to him though. he was just happy to be here with you, holding you close, watching you rest peacefully.

besides, this would just be an excuse for another movie night.

#jake gvf #jake kiszka #jake kiszka fluff #jake kiszka x reader #jake x reader #greta van fleet #greta van fluff #gvf blurb #gvf fanfiction #date night #movie night #jaketswine

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To everyone: which is your favorite season of the year and why?

Artemis: We've already answered this question, which you can find here.

Butler: Thank you for asking, though. We've answered... many questions, it can get overwhelming.

Holly: Another great question we've answered! Twice!

Beckett: Hey, I haven't answered that question! I'd be a troll, like Whistleblower.

Myles: I'd be an orangutan.

Beckett: But you're not ginger.

Myles: But I am intelligent, and orangutan's are the smartest land mammal.

Beckett: .... but you're not ginger.

Lazuli: I'd be a dragonfly. Peaceful, quiet, takes care of pests...

Mulch: I'd be a honey badger! I don't take no $#!^!

Foaly: ... I don't feel quite comfortable with this question.

#artemis fowl #holly short #domovoi butler #the fowl twins #lazuli heitz #foaly #mulch diggums #text post

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opiumkitten · 5 months

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A Special Delivery

It is Christmas Eve, and there's no better way than to bring in Christmas than with the Boss himself. Sett is one of my favorite characters and I'd just been complaining about not having a Santa Settrigh when the Winterblessed line refreshed, this amazing artist created this masterpiece (which i own no rights to, but this man is truly amazing) and he wasn't included. Whether it's due to lore that he remains a Chinese New Year Skin or not, I'd prefer to sit on his lap more than Gragas or Braum...

There isn't much Sett smut, and I aim to change that little by little.

Anyway. Enjoy this Modern Delivery Man AU with our favorite Honey Badger/Wolverine!

The Collection

Word Count: 2760

MINORS DNI MINORS DNI MINORS DNI MINORS DNI MINORS DNI

*Note: My works are written from the eyes of POC. There will be descriptions as such in my works. If that makes you uncomfortable, please replace the words in your head ok?) Also I'm thinking of maybe adding a part 2 where they explore further? I'll let you know.*

Warning: Smut, Oral: Sett Receiving, Ass Eating (Reader Receiving, Yeah. I went there.)(There's more surprises...but you'll just have to read and find out.)

*knock*knock*

Shuffling down the stairs, I hurriedly tied the robe around me as I tried to focus-

“Hi!”

“Hey, packages for Y/FN Y/LN?”

“Y-yes, that me..” Sighing through the-

“Ok, let me just pull up the signature page.” Silence filled the doorway…or…actually there was a…buzz..?

Drumming her fingers on the door seemed to drown it out, her chest leaning against the frame. Her eyes seemed a bit lazy-

“Settrigh, is it?” She was looking at his name tag, biting her lip as she took in just how big he was.

Not that she had any other choice, everyone was tiny in comparison to him.

The smell of hot cocoa wafted through, making him shiver. This was his last delivery of the night. It’d been freezing all day, what’d he do to have some.

“Yeah, um…?”

“Your nose is really red…” Peaking down at her, her robe fell from her shoulder, catching on the swell of her breast…a peak of her areola showing-

“And your face seems windswept…are you ok?”

“Just…really cold out today. This uh…a gift for your boyfriend?”

Chuckling, he handed her the device-

Her hands were shaky, her dominant hand clenching the E-pen to steady her grip.

“No…best friend…we spoil each other.” She stopped signing, closing her eyes as she breathed deep.

“You ok?”

“Ye..yes…”

“I’ll take these inside for you.”

“No, its ok I can-“

“-Ma’am, let me help. My ma would give me hell if she’d knew I let a pretty woman lift something like this on her own.”

The compliment had her biting her lip and scissoring her thighs together.

Which far exceeded what's he'd expected.

Though.. she already looked flustered-…?

The buzzing came back. Low and a bit closer as he got his hands around the box-

Pulling open the door she pressed behind it as she pulled the robe down while shivering.

The chocolate smell was much stronger, making him hum as he came in.

“Where do you want me?” Y/n's eyes became hooded, but she hid her reaction as she pointed to the elegantly decorated tree. Sett did as told-

“Ah!”

The clatter of the pen hitting the ground brought his head around.

And he finally found out what the buzzing was.

A light…in the center of her ass as she bent over illuminated the robe…and droplets of arousal peaked from under the lapel. So…this is why she was so shaky, hm?

“You a holiday kinda girl?”

“…sort of…” Getting to her knees, the cheeky reply was an understatement as the red and green tinkled proudly, her round ass on display as she reached under the shoe rack.

“It looks great in here. This was my last one for the day, was thinking about getting a hot chocolate on the way home, and you definitely convinced me now.” She chuckled anxiously, collecting the pen as she stood slowly while he walked pass.

Collecting the second box, she bit her lip as he set it down, flicking the ornament-

A sharp breath brought his head around, her nervous smile as she tried slowing down her breathing.

“Thank you, Settrigh.”

“Sett is fine. I’ll be on this route permanently now, so you'll see me more often, Ms. Y/N.”

“You didn't have to bring these in. As thank you and a welcome…can I interest you in a cup of hot chocolate?”

Sett raised an eyebrow, he was sure of what he saw.

Could she really hold her bluff-

Panting, she leaned against the sofa.

“You sure? You don’t seem to be feeling well…”

“I-I’m ok…just need to do something before i-“

Cum?

Sett didn’t finish the sentence however, watching her claw at the arm.

“-Make it.”

“…Then let me go lock up the truck.”

“You can wait in here. I’ll be back down.”

He didn’t raise suspicion about it, going a bit slower to lock up everything before closing the door behind him and taking off his shoes. As he settled onto the couch, the coziness of the place sunk into his bones, knocking off the chill-

A muffled airy moan peaked through the quiet drone of the house before silence was heard again.

Sett couldn’t help but laugh, taking out his phone as he clocked in his hour break before ending the day.

When she finally came back down, she seemed a bit better, leaning against the threshold to the kitchen as she crossed her arms.

He looked so good, draped across her couch like that.

“Comfy?”

“Yeah, thank you again for this.”

“Of course, how do you want it?” Sett took a moment, watching her hips sway as she disappeared into the kitchen.

“Creamy. With milk. If you don’t mind.”

Hearing her rummage through, he waited before-

Peaking around the corner she held up vanilla almond milk.

“Do you mind?”

“No, I prefer that one. It’s what I use anyway."

Smiling, she went back in.

“In that case, do you like peppermint?”

“You reading my mind or something?”

“Califia has a peppermint mocha almond creamer. I'll need you to show me how much you want, though.”

He watched her set things up, turning on the stove before his footfalls met her ears, bringing her glance towards him as she reached for the cabinet-

“Can you pick your mug? They’re in there.”

Grabbing a large mug with cat ears, she put in the powder before making a divot.

“I usually do half milk, half creamer…”

Watching her pour in the half cup, she looked to him as she picked up the creamer.

“Show me?”

Grabbing her hands, he got in close. The crisp outdoorsy scent filled her nose, the slight smell of his pheromones a pleasant aroma she welcomed.

Y/n didn’t pull away as he poured in the liquid, and then a bit extra-

Her robe slipped from her shoulder, revealing her caramel skin.

The smell of jasmine danced through the blooming chocolate aroma.

“That should do it.” A faint hum answered him, her weight shifting back as he rested his chin on her head. In the quiet droning, their heartbeats drummed loudly before she picked up a spoon.

The soft scrape and tacking only made him realize just how close he was. His hand had found purchase on her hip, the other on the counter as he thumbed over her belt.

His first day on his new route, and he was getting cozy with one of the residents.

But what could he do?

She was so cute.

And she wanted him too.

He could tell by the fact that she’d pressed into him more, the round of her ass plush against him-

Taking the measuring cup, she put a bit of the warm milk in the powder before stirring, making sure it dissolved without making air pockets before repeating the process-

Her vigorous stirring brought Sett’s attention south, her ass jiggling as the robe slowly shifted.

By the time she finished, the beautiful umber of her nipple was teasing him again.

“There." Sett leaned into her neck, breathing deep as he tried to calm himself. Only, his senses were intoxicated by her lovely scent, making him crank down on her waist.

“Smells good. Thank you.” She didn’t move till he did, turning around as she rested against the counter. Watching as he took a sip, warmth greeted her as he smiled.

“It’s so smooth.”

“When you slowly add the milk and stir it quickly, it ends up like that. It’s the only way I make it.”

“You spoil all your delivery drivers like this?”

“You hug all you residents like this?”

Sett laughed as she made her way to the living room, fixing her rob as she smirked over her shoulder. Following after her, he to res in his previous position as she put down a coaster, placing the cup on top as she tucked her knees under.

“No, actually. You’re the first one I’ve ever taken up on being invited in.”

“Hm? That wasn’t what I asked you though.” Stretching her leg, Sett allowed Y/n into his lap, rubbing her calf as she leaned on her hand.

“I asked if you’d ‘hugged’ anyone else…” Smirking, he took his time sipping from the mug.

“If the answer is no, will you let me hug you?”

“I find it hard a guy like you hasn’t.”

“Why? Think that just cause I’m handsome I take every invitation for a bit of warmth?”

“You telling me I’m the first one you just couldn’t turn down?”

Taking another drink, he hummed as the chocolate settled just right.

“You got a lot of questions for someone who answered the door with a buttplug inside them." Sett caught Y/n’s leg before she could pull away.

“Let alone have a full conversation while it’s going…and even inviting me in while you finish. It’s not as quiet as you think.”

Pressing into her calf, he pulled her a bit closer, getting a good look at the flustered look on her face.

“Plus, with the lightshow it was giving off? I’d say you were planning this-“

“-I wasn’t…but you’d caught me at a bad time…and I didn’t want to wrestle with it and risk missing you.” She didn't meet his gaze as she chewed on her lip, his hand flitting higher as he gripped her knee.

“Getting redelivers around this time of year is a hassle.”

“So, do you spoil all your delivery drivers like this?” Rubbing at her thigh, he felt her jolt-

Her eyes finally met his, glazed over with curiosity and desire.

“No…but it’s the holidays, right? If a gift like you shows up, why wouldn’t I want to unwrap it?”

Thoughts of her climbing into his lap as she undid his shirt flitted through his mind. She’d be so tiny, her hands trying to work him inside as she straddled him.

She’d probably feel like heaven, warm, wet and so fucking tight around him-

“As good as that sounds, I’ve been working all day and-“

“-I know we just met…but you don’t…I like your scent. So let me decide if I want this or not.”

Of course…she did want it.

But he didn’t think she’d want this.

Growling out a sigh, his head fell back as a loud slurp rang through his ears. Her tongue wrapped around him as she suckled harder-

The groan he was holding in was forced up his throat as the plush underside of her tongue slowly massaged his head. Her robe was just didn't want to do it's job today, her full breasts peaking at him as those pretty eyes met his.

The wet chirapsia of her grip slowly eased the stress of his day up his shaft as she moaned over his length. One of her hands disappeared-

The dull drumbeat was heard again before her moans became awry, her hand slowly matching the rhythm of her mouth.

“Y/N…you didn’t…oh fuck…” As she swallowed around him, he sucked in a breath-

Her moaning pitched higher, her thrusts going deeper.

“Shit…I’m gonna cum-!” Gripping her hair hard, he tried pulling her off- her throat was so warm and tight as she drank him down, her tongue still snaked around him.

His husky whimper only egged her on, her eyes pleading as she pushed on his hand in her hair…

Begging him to push harder.

Sett tried to be gentle, but the pressure was not helping as she went faster, he went deeper, rougher till his hips started-

“Y/N-! Fuck!”

Her erratic moans were cut off as he thrusted hard into her throat, every inch of him being devoured by her plush lips.

Y/N milked every drop and moan from him as she swallowed around his length, her hand wringing him dry before lightly squeezing his heavy sac-

Slowly easing off, she suckled hard at his head, her shallow thrusts making his tense body tremble as his broad chest struggled to breathe.

“Y/N-! I already-!” The loud pop of release made him moan loud, kitten licks catching on his sensitive spots before she laid on his thigh, marveling at his manhood as she held it.

“Finished already? For someone so big I expected you to take a bit longer to cum. But you’re so sensitive, Settrigh.”

“Just had a long day at work…is all.” A happy little coo met her-…but Sett wasn’t going soft.

At all.

“Are you satisfied…?” Sett finally caught her gaze as she slowly became flustered again.

“Oh? You scared now?”

“No…” The lie made him smirk as Y/N pried her paws off of him, the thick slap on his abs only making her more anxious.

His phone went off, signaling his 15 minute warning as he silenced it.

“Don’t worry. I don’t have enough time to get you used to it. So do me a favor and get up here.”

He didn’t wait for her to reply as he pulled her up, kissing her before resting her on the arm of the couch as he pushed her ass in the air.

“I’m sorry I have to rush, Doll, but I got about 15 minutes to make you cum. So be good and don’t hold back, ok?”

He was raised to be a gentleman, and he never left a woman unsatisfied.

Ever.

So undoing the robe quickly, he lifted the lapel as he kissed her thighs, licking over her spilled arousal as he hummed.

“You taste so good. Fuck…” Kissing her clit, he sucked hard at the nub, making her jolt as she grabbed a fist full of his hair.

“I’d love to eat you out. But I just had that cocoa. And my hands are dirty. So I’ll be eating this instead…”

Pressing the plug in further, he pulled at it slowly, her taught hole unwavering as she bit down to keep it inside.

“Your ass is so fucking needy. Come on pretty girl. Let it go so I can put my tongue inside-“ The pop as she finally released it made her moan hard, Sett marveling at the length and girth-

“Y/N, I’m so fucking happy you answered the door with this in.” Truly, he never enjoyed work as much as he did today. He took a moment to take in the pretty hues of her asshole, the beautiful contrast of the pink and sepia as he massaged her soft ass made him hum with excitement.

Diving in deeper, he hugged her thighs closer as he pulled her up into him, making Y/N pull him in by his hair as she tried to steady herself.

His tongue was thick and long as he dove into her, the wet muscle undulating inside before he pulled out and spread her wider.

This was definitely moving up on the list of best Christmas' too.

Her hips moved on their own, Sett following as he allowed her to use his face anyway she saw fit. Her ass bounced and cut off his air, his hot pants tickling her flower-

Smacking her ass with both hands, he gripped her open before tongue fucking her hard and fast, making her still as she clawed at the couch.

Thanks to the toy, she was already close. And Sett being so good and hungry for her she was-

“Gonna-please-!” Just as quickly as the words left her, she tightened down on his tongue as she came. Keeping his tongue deep, he rode her through till she couldn't take it anymore-

He didn’t stop, rubbing his face in her warm slick. He knew he shouldn’t but he couldn’t waste his reward.

Especially when she tasted so fucking good.

Y/N allowed him to lick up every drop, even as her sensitive spots fluttered for reprieve and the tingle of the mint started tickling her till his kissed over his handprints, the reddening marks still stinging as he worshipped her.

“And you say I come quick?” He watched as her pretty holes winked happily at him.

He wanted to fill them so fucking badly.

“You…had a head start…” Ragged breaths left her as she tried to steady herself.

“Hmmm…how about next time we see who can do it faster?”

The alarm blared loudly, making him tisk as his fun ended. He had to return the truck before ending the day, and that meant he had to get in gear.

“Next time?”

“I don’t have work on the weekends. I’ll drop off more than head then. Deal?” Y/N smiled at he kissed her asshole, making her bite her lip as she looked back at him.

“Only if it comes with this special delivery.”

“For you? This is just the basics. I got something that'll keep on giving for naughty girls like you.”

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devilsrecreation · 3 months

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As inaccurate as The Lion Guard is, you gotta appreciate what they DID get right about the characters!

For example, I’ve seen a few people not like Bunga’s character cuz he’s annoying and whatnot, but that’s not him being a hateful character. That’s him being a honey badger. And despite the common misconception that he’s immune to venom (he’s not, just more resistant), him being smelly and squaring up with basically everyone is how honey badgers actually are. They DO emit a really foul smell by reversing their anuses inside out. Disney just decided to turn that into a fart joke lol

Kenge’s behavior for his kind is actually really fitting. Apparently rock monitors are “more likely to hold their ground when disturbed, hissing and swishing their tails, or in extreme cases shamming death”. Guess what Kenge does when the Guard confronts him? HE STANDS HIS GROUND AND FIGHTS.

Ushari’s personality in Season 1 was pretty much exactly like a real cobra’s. If you leave them alone, they’ll leave you alone

I’ve said this before, but Ora is exactly what komodos are like in real life. They’re violent, actually eat washed up dolphins, and dig up human remains to eat them. How is that not villain material

Apparently snow leopards are actually nicknamed “ghosts of the mountain” so the respective song in that episode is really clever. They also eat red pandas so guess it was reasonable to be afraid

You know how the hyenas and vultures worked together in Season 1? They do that in real life too

This one’s my favorite: I was watching a clip from “Ono the Tickbird” and it showed Makuu using his tail as a battering ram to try to get the tickbird (I forget his name) to fall down

Here’s the thing: that’s accurate. It’s happened before. During WWII, in Ramree Island, a lot of Japanese soldiers were eaten by hungry Saltwater crocodiles while trying to escape. One of the things I heard was that the crocs used their tails as battering rams to get them down from the trees along with how high they can jump to eat the soldiers who didn’t climb high enough. True story. Look it up.

#infodumps like a mf #idk im just rambling #just wanted to share #kinda wish tlg were more accurate tho #the lion guard

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no-not-without-you-blog · 2 years

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Honey

Content Warnings: Sparring, Sexual Tension, Hair Pulling, Steve's an idiot.

Length: 5.5K

Please let me know if you like this! It's my first longer one-shot on here and I am nervous! Thanks!

Not Beta'd, just proofread by my husband, so fair warning!

Divider by @firefly-graphics

Sparing was always a favorite of yours. You loved how it was both a body and mind workout. You had to keep your mind sharp to plan out your next steps while still being present and focused on your attackers movements as well. Lifting weights and cardio were great but you would choose sparring over other workouts every time. Well, almost any other time. Today’s sparring list showed you paired with Steve. You had been on the team for almost a year now and he always pushed you hard. You knew it wasn’t personal, he wanted the team to be as strong as possible. Honestly, you didn’t think anything was personal when it came to your interactions with him. You seemed to fit in well with everyone at the compound and even had some great friends among them but your fearless leader seemed to be strictly business when it came to you. He seemed to be friendly with most of the others, some even more like family, but not you, sadly. Did you have a crush on the Captain? Maybe. But that was all it was ever going to be, a crush. He had no interest in getting to know you outside of work, it seemed. Was it something you had done or did he just not like you? No matter what the reason, you knew you were in for it today. He pushes hard and never lets up. You’re sure to be sore tomorrow.

You start running on a treadmill to warm your muscles up and after a good 30 minute jog you step off and start stretching to loosen up. About this time you hear the doors to the gym open and you look up to see Steve and Natasha walking in, laughing about something. You loved seeing him laugh because you didn’t see that side of him often and his whole face lights up when he laughs. “Morning guys!”, you say while sending them both a smile and a slight wave. Natasha, still laughing, smiles back. “Good morning Y/N.” Steve looks over seeing you smile at him and swallows, his smile disappearing almost instantly. “Y/N”, he says as he nods at you. Polite, professional, and completely impersonal. Your smile falters slightly and a slight sigh escapes you as you go back to stretching.

Natasha, hearing your sigh and seeing your slight shift in mood, comes over to stretch with you. “Don’t take it personally.”

“How can I not? He seems open to everyone else but I just can’t make any headway.”

“You forget the rest of us have known him for a long time. He just takes a while to open up to some people.”

You rolled your eyes and got up off the mat, eager to let out some frustration on the super soldier. You turned around to see Bucky and Steve lifting weights across the room. Walking over to the pair you hip checked Bucky who was spotting for Steve. “Hey B, are we still on for tonight? I got a new one for you that I know you’ll love.”

You winked at Bucky, you two had been secretly watching old musicals together since you discovered you both loved them. He didn’t want everyone knowing that was what you watched together and had made you promise to keep them a secret.

“Yeah Honey, I am down. I have an assignment this afternoon but I should be back by 9. Is that cool?”

You smiled at him at the nickname he had given you. He called you Honey, short for Honey Badger, ever since he saw the comical video a few months after meeting you. You were small and sweet looking but you had deadly skills and were absolutely fearless. Your innocent looks and sweet personality made your brutality even more terrifying. Once the others had heard the nickname and the reasoning behind it, it became your nickname from everyone. Well, almost everyone, seeing as Steve still called you by your name.

“No problem B, I’ll still be awake, just come by when you get home. Steve, are you almost ready?” You turned your eyes to Steve who was glaring at Bucky.

“Yeah Y/N, always ready.” He said that while still staring at Bucky, trying to decipher your conversation. He finally looked down at you, sending butterflies to your stomach. The look he was giving you was one you couldn’t quite decipher, if you didn’t know better, you would say it was almost jealousy. But you did know better, Steve was a coworker and only that. He had made that clear over and over, much to your dissatisfaction. But you couldn’t help but be attracted. He was always so sure of himself and had a quiet dominance that made others fall in under his authority. You felt yourself get flushed under his gaze and turned away before your cheeks gave you away.

You both walked over to the sparring mats and circled for a moment, getting your heads into it. Steve was large and strong but straightforward in his attacks. His movements were all about efficiency and that was something you could exploit. You waited until he made his first movements, stepping forward and punching first right, then left, the right again. You easily dodged all of those punches and slid yourself between his legs, elbowing the back of his knee on the way, making him falter in his stance. You quickly stood up and jumped on his back placing him in a choke hold. He reached up and over, grabbing you and flipping you over, slamming you into the mat.

You were out of breath but quickly recovered and stood up. This time you were the first to move, you threw a punch at him knowing that he would step back with his right leg and bend his left. You used his left leg as a step, launching yourself onto him, swinging your right leg over his shoulder. You instantly started punching at his face, hitting him multiple times across the cheek and jaw. He growled out in frustration and then did something surprising. He threw himself backwards, falling hard on his back and making you land on your stomach hard enough to knock your breath out. He twisted his body and straddled you, leaning over your body and pinning your shoulder down to the mat. He grabbed your ponytail and pulled it, not so hard that it did any real damage to your hair but enough that it brought your head off the mat as you panted. His body was pressed tightly down onto yours and he leaned down and whispered in your ear. “Not bad…Honey.” With that, he stood up off of you and walked out of the gym.

You sat up, staring at the door he had just walked out of, dazed and confused at what had just happened. “Did he just call you Honey?” Nat walked up to you and held out her hand, pulling you up off the floor.

“Ugh, yeah. I guess he did.”

Nat smirked as she shook her head. “Oh sweetie, you got it bad don’t you?”

Your face instantly turning red. “What? No…no I don’t.”

“It’s okay. I don’t blame you for it. He certainly is a specimen. Not my type but definitely not bad.” Having had enough of the conversation focusing on you, you turn the tables on Nat.

“And what exactly is your type? Dark hair, metal arm, and curses in Russian?” You knew about Nat and Bucky’s not so secret relationship. They were your best friends and it was impossible not to pick up on the signs of their growing romance.

“Okay, that’s enough from you. Go get cleaned up, you’re sweaty as hell.” She pushed you out the door and towards your room, laughing all the way at her apparent embarrassment.

Steve slammed his door after making his way from the gym. His body was pumping with adrenaline and his head was full of conflicting emotions. He had let you get to him and he was kicking himself for how he had reacted. Since the first day he had met you, he had been so drawn to you. You were kind and bubbling with joy and yet at the same time, a fierce fighter and didn’t take crap from anyone. He had found himself on more than one occasion comparing you to Peggy and he hated that. He thought it was sick to be attracted to someone just because they reminded him of her. But as time went on and as he saw more and more of you, he realized that he was drawn to you, not some similarities the two shared. You were so kind but could instantly turn and be so fierce. You roasted Sam and Bucky within an inch of their lives and he loved seeing you let loose with the team on nights out, even if he didn’t feel confident enough to join you. He wanted nothing more than to be close to you but he didn’t know how. You were under his command and all he wanted was to pull you close to him and feel your skin underneath his fingers. It was better to just keep things professional and distant between you two. And that’s what he did, for the better part of a year, he was kind but cold towards you. That was until today. He had dreamed about you last night, feeling your body beneath his hands, hearing soft sighs come from your lips. He had woken up frustrated in more than one sense of the word. He had tried for so long to get you off his mind but he went to bed most nights thinking of you and woke up more times than he could count from dreams of you and him in bed together, sometimes just snuggling and talking…sometimes more. But always with the same effect, an intense longing for you that could only be partially satiated by his morning showers.

Steve sat on the edge of his bed with his head in his hands when he heard his door open and close and heavy footsteps walk towards him. “Well, that was one hell of a workout. What was all that about? And since when do you call her Honey?” He looked up to see Bucky lean against his dresser, arms crossed, and a curious look on his face. Steve just looked at his best friend and shook his head in frustration.

“Nothing… it was just nothing. I just got carried away in the fight.”

“Steve, that didn’t look like “nothing”. And you still didn’t answer my question. When did you start calling her Honey? It’s not like you have ever tried to be her friend or anything.”

Steve shook his head in frustration, “I’ve never called her Honey before, at least not to her. And I don’t talk to her outside of work on purpose.”

Bucky looked at Steve confused, “What do you mean on purpo-“ pausing to think for a moment, “Are you fucking kidding me!?! God, I knew you were stupid, but this is a new level! Are you telling me that you have been shutting her out for a whole fucking year because you liked her!?!” Bucky was pacing by now and was clearly worked up over this.

“Do you think we could bring down the volume and the language a bit?”

“No, no we fucking can’t. She thinks you hate her! She thinks that you can’t stand to be around her! For the past year she has felt ostracized by you and had no idea why! Do you know how many times I have seen her down because all she wants is to feel accepted by the team, the whole team. You. She has spent the last year trying to get close to you and you just kept her away. If you didn’t trust her or were annoyed by her, that would be one thing. I could understand that. But no! You are just a fucking idiot who can’t get his head out of his own ass long enough to tell the girl you like that it’s not her fault that you’ve cut her off!”

There was a moment of eerie quiet while Bucky caught his breath and tried to calm his anger towards his closest friend.

“How long?”

Steve finally looked up at him. “What?”

“How. Long?”

Steve looked back down at the ground, picking at his fingernails. “Since the moment I met her. I fought the feelings for a while. I thought I was just seeing Peggy in her so I chose to ignore the feelings, but they just kept developing and after a while, I realized it wasn’t about Peggy, it was about her.”

Bucky huffed out a breath and sat beside Steve. “Well you certainly have a type.” He laughed, thinking about the ways they were similar. “Kind-hearted, fiery, independent women who could knock you on your ass in a heartbeat.” They sat in silence for a moment. “So why did you never make a move? Why keep pushing her away?”

It was the question Steve asked himself every day and every day he had to answer back with the same reason. “Because we work together. Not just that, but I am her leader. It could never work and I can’t risk never seeing her again if it didn’t work.”

“Who says it couldn’t work? It’s worked just fine for me and Nat for months.”

Steve shook his head at him, “That’s not the same thi- what do you mean you and Nat!?!”

Bucky let out a short laugh. “Jesus, have you been living under a rock? Me and Nat have been together for over six months now. You obviously don’t see it affecting our work or the team. We separate work for personal and it works just fine. If we can do it, so could you. Honestly, dating someone on the team is better than someone that’s not. Who better to understand the stresses of the job? Someone you can actually talk to about missions. Someone who understands and accepts the crazy schedules. It’s twice as hard with someone on the outside.”

Steve sat in silence for a moment, thinking about what Bucky had said. He hadn’t thought about the benefits of dating inside the team, only the cons. But clearly, some people were able to make it work successfully. “Six months, huh?” He nudged Bucky’s shoulder. “That’s a lot for you. I’ve never seen you with someone past a month. It must be getting serious.”

“Yeah it is. We’ve been talking about moving in together. Still here at the compound, but into our place, ya know? I’ve never felt this way about someone and it’s terrifying but exciting at the same time.”

Steve clapped his hand on Bucky’s back. “I’m happy for you, Buck. I’ve only ever wanted you to be happy. And I am sorry I didn’t notice before. I’ve just been so wrapped up in trying to fight this that I haven’t been a very good friend to you.”

“Thanks man, I really am happy. But I’m not who you need to apologize to. She deserves the truth.”

Steve put his hands back to his head and rubbed his temples, “I am just so terrified of her not feeling the same. You know I’ve always been a train wreck when it comes to women.”

“Hey, the train thing is too soon.” Bucky said with a laugh. “But in all seriousness, and I didn’t tell you this because Nat will kill me. But she didn’t just want to get to know you to be her friend. I don’t think you will be disappointed.”

You spent the rest of the day working on upcoming missions, opting to hide out in your office than to potentially face Steve. You weren’t quite sure what had happened at training that morning but it had been something. Natasha had tried to get more out of you about your crush on Steve at lunch but you wouldn’t say anything else. What was the point if there wasn’t a chance? He obviously didn’t feel the same about you and you had been holding out hope for a year. This morning had been interesting, but one small moment of attention didn’t mean anything, not really.

You were looking forward to hanging out with Bucky tonight. Just watching a musical and stuffing yourselves full of junk food. It would be good to get your mind off of Steve. You were hanging out in your room around 8:30 when you got a text from Bucky.

Bucky: Hey Honey, I am so sorry. This recon job just got extended and we won’t be back till tomorrow morning. Can I get a rain check for movie night?

You instantly felt your mood drop. You needed tonight more than most weeks and you were excited for the movie tonight. He had chosen “Oklahoma” for tonight's musical and you hadn’t seen it in years and were excited to watch it again.

You: Ugh. Fine! Sometimes being on this team sucks. You owe me big time Barnes!

You send him the text and a Gif from the Godfather saying that he was going to owe you for the favor he asked.

Bucky: Is that from a movie?

You: Oh dear God, we have so much work to do.

You now realized that you needed to add other popular movies to your list. Geez, catching up a super soldier is a lot of work. You decided to take a bath instead for the night and had made your room and bathroom into what can only be described as a fireman’s worst nightmare. You had candles lit everywhere and had turned off every light possible. You loved relaxing by just candle light. It made you feel like you were truly alone, despite knowing that the compound was full of other people. You had thrown your hair into a messy bun on top of your head and you were relaxing into your deep bathtub, your one requested change to your room when you moved in. You love taking long hot baths, showers are great for cleaning yourself, but nothing beats a hot bath for relaxation. You had asked Friday to play your classical playlist. You loved so many types of music but sometimes soft classical music was just what you needed.

Around 9:15 you heard a knock at your door and figured that it was Nat or Wanda. “One second!” You pulled the plug on the drain, pulled on your thin soft cotton robe, and padded over to the door. Opening it you were surprised to see Steve standing in your doorway “Um…hi.”

Steve had paced in front of your door for a few minutes, debating with himself if this was a bad idea, before finally finding enough courage to knock. “One second!” he heard you say and he waited anxiously for you to open the door, stopping himself from turning right around and running away. When you opened the door he almost lost his nerve. You were standing in front of him, hair in a messy bun and in what appeared to be nothing more than a thin cotton robe. He had to force his eyes to not trace down your body right then and there. “Um…hi.”

It was clear to him that he was the last person you expected to be knocking on his door so late at night. He cleared his throat and started to speak. “I’m sorry for interrupting your night, I just thought we might be able to talk.” He looked back at her room, covered in candles and thought that maybe she was planning a romantic evening with someone. Shit. I’ve missed my chance, haven’t I? “But you obviously have other plans, I will just see you tomorrow. Sorry for bothering you.” Steve started to turn around when he felt your hand on his forearm.

“Hey, no plans for me, you're welcome to come in.” You gave him a sweet smile which made his heart leap. He was nervous for the conversation he was going to have but couldn’t deny that being in your room with you like this was exhilarating. He stepped into your room and you closed the door, you brushed past him and walked further into the room. “Sorry about the mountains of candles.”

He laughed at that. “I was gonna say, either you're having a romantic evening or a seance.” You let out a laugh.

“No, no one but me here tonight, ghosts or otherwise. I just love relaxing in candlelight. It makes the world slow down for me. I am able to push off everything outside of this room and just be present here. Plus I like feeling like I’m in a regency novel sometimes.”

You laughed heartily at this and the sound of your laugh filled Steve’s stomach with butterflies. How many nights had he dreamed about something like this. Just being with you, not even sexually, although there were more than his fair share of those dreams as well. But just getting to be alone with you and hear your laugh at something he said. You led him over to your loveseat sofa and he sat down on one side while you sat on the other, covering your lap in a small throw blanket, aware of just how naked you were under your robe.

Steve sat there for a moment, not sure how to begin. “Steve…if this is about this morning, you don’t need to worry about anything. I wasn’t hurt at all. It was a good sparring session and you won fair and square.”

Steve shook his head. “No, it’s not about this morning…not really anyway. This morning's sparring was…unprofessional of me, and I am sorry about that, but… God I don’t know how to say this other than to just come out and say it… I like you. I have for a long time and I realize that I have been cold towards you since, well, forever. It was just my dumbass idiot way to try to deny my feelings towards you. I can understand if you hate me for pushing you away but I couldn’t go any longer without telling you.”

You sat in shock listening to his words and then stood up suddenly and started pacing your floor in silence, Steve nervously watching you from the couch. After a few minutes, you stopped abruptly and turned towards him. “I’m sorry, let me get this right. You like me? And because you like me, you have been pushing me away and essentially ignoring me for a year? Am I getting that right?”

Steve sighed and his head dropped down to stare at the ground, picking at his fingernails. “Yes… and I have no real excuse. I was afraid to damage the team but when Bucky found out he about beat me upside my head.”

You let out a huff, “As he should have. Jesus, Steve. For as smart and logical as you are, you can be a real idiot sometimes. God, you say you like me but you don’t even know me.”

You were about to pace the room in anger again when you felt a hand on your arm turning you back around. Steve was standing in front of you, looking down at you with an emotion you couldn’t quite place, somewhere between terror and desire.

“You don’t like sweet and salty foods to touch on the plate but you will mix salty things together and sweet things together. You love sitting out on the covered porch during a rainstorm. You hate chocolate without nuts because you think every bite of food needs at least two different textures, if not more. You love to cry at books but not at movies and you won’t watch something if it doesn’t have a happy ending. So you rarely go to see anything in theaters because you don’t want to sit through a movie without knowing that it’s going to end well. You hate running but you love hiking. Your favorite movie is Pride and Prejudice and you think that the 2005 version is pure perfection. You will tell people your favorite book is something academic but in reality you love trashy romance novels. You are best friends with Nat and Wanda and you see Bucky as the brother you always wished you had.”

He paused for a moment and saw the tears growing in your eyes. You hadn’t realized that he gave two shits about you let alone saw all of that. His hand slid down your arm and he held your hand in his. “You are kind, and funny, and don’t take shit from anyone. You care so much about the team and would defend them fiercely. You always put others before yourself and you do your best to make everyone feel safe and noticed and loved.”

He used his other hand to tilt your chin up to look at him. "I know I fucked up by pushing you away and I understand if you don’t feel the same way about me but I couldn’t handle the thought of you thinking that I didn’t care or that I didn’t see just how wonderful you are.” He stared at you for a few moments before pulling away slightly. “I’m sorry for dumping all of this on you all at once. I’ll let you get back to your evening.”

He started to walk towards the door and felt you pull his hand back towards you. He looked at you, momentarily taken aback by just how beautiful you looked in the flickering candlelight. A moment of silence passed before you shyly smiled at him and interlaced your fingers with his again. “Stay… I-I mean if you want. I was going to watch a movie with Bucky but if you wanted to…we could watch it instead.”

Steve looked down at you, a smile growing across his face and he slightly bit his bottom lip, sending your butterflies flying. “Yeah… I’d like that.” You asked him to blow out most of the candles and settle himself on your couch as you went and quickly threw some clothes on. You came back into the room and settled yourself onto the couch as well. All Steve wanted to do was be close to you, to feel you wrapped in his arms, to smell your shampoo, but he knew to let you move at your pace. He had dropped so much on you so quickly and the fact that you weren’t raving mad at him right now was a miracle all on its own. He would take just getting to spend time with you.

“So what are we watching tonight?”

Your face broke out into an excited smile. “Oklahoma.”

“You mean like the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical?” You were shocked at his awareness of it. It had come out years after he went into the ice and you doubted he had seen it since he came out.

“Yeah…how do you know about it? Have you seen it?”

“No, not really. I mean…well, sort of. The broadway came out in 1943 and I saw a few songs of it being previewed during my bond-selling days. One of the actors for it on Broadway was in one of those God awful Captain America movies they made back then. I was able to catch an off-broadway workshop of it a few weeks before I did my USO tour. I liked the little bit of it I saw.”

You looked at him with a sense of surprise. “I don’t know if I am more shocked at you going to see musicals or jealous that you saw a Rogers and Hammerstein production before almost anyone else in the whole world.”

He let out a soft laugh at that. “Well who do you think went to see all those musicals with Bucky? Do you know how many awful double dates he took me on to see a musical?”

You turned towards him, now suddenly more interested in this than starting the movie. “You used to go on double dates with Bucky? What was that like?” “Oh God, it was the worst. 95% of the time Bucky ended up with two dates and I either tagged along pathetically or would skip out. Not many women took a second look at me, let alone enjoyed spending time with me. You’ve seen what I looked like.”

“You were small, yeah, but I can’t imagine your personality has changed that much over the years. Still the same man who can’t help but stand up for others, can’t back away from a fight no matter how hopeless. Plus, short and skinny or not, you were still handsome then. You still had that look of being up to no good. Always a trouble maker, even then.”

Steve’s face flamed in a blush and he looked down at his hands in embarrassment. You felt your nerves flipping your stomach over and over and felt your heart begin to beat faster as you moved closer to Steve, sitting on your knees right beside him. You hesitantly carded your fingers through the strands of his hair that had fallen down onto his face and then traced your fingers down the side of his face to the side of his jaw. He looked up at you, eyes filled with desire and nervousness.

“Steve. Can…Can I kiss you.” You knew that he had effectively just laid out all his feelings for you, but you didn’t want to assume that he would just be okay with it.

He sat up, his face getting dangerously close to your own as he searched your eyes. “Yes… please.” You hesitantly moved even closer to him, not believing that this could really be happening. He gently nudged your nose with his own, taking a moment to savor the feeling of you being so close. Finally, he closed the distance between you two.

The kiss was gentle but full of so much emotion. Both of you were nervous but eager. You slid both your hands behind his head, while his hands found their way around to your back as they held you close. Your lips worked in unison and you found yourself biting and pulling on his bottom lip, desperate to get closer to him. He let out a gasp and pulled away slightly, placing his hands firmly on your arms.

“Wait…Wait, Honey.” He pulled away more fully and stood up. “I think… I think that we need to talk about this.”

You instantly recoiled, feeling the sharp sting of rejection, tears starting to cloud your eyes. You were confused. Hadn’t he just confessed his feelings? Hadn’t you?

Steve could tell that you were confused and hurt. He sat back down and lifted your chin with his fingers, making you look him in the eye.

“Hey, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that. I just… I’ve wanted you for so long and I know that, given the opportunity, I would… be less than gentlemanly. I just want to do this the right way. You deserve to be wooed and I don’t want to skip any steps with you. I just don’t want to go too fast. I hope you understand.”

What had been a moment of hurt and confusion was now one filled with admiration and affection.

“Of course I understand. And I would like that, being wooed by you.” Your cheeks stained red as you spoke, the thought of Steve pursuing you. “So… slow?”

He nodded his head. “Slow.”

“Can we still watch the movie? And possibly cuddle a little?” You asked with a slight tease in your voice. You were being playful but also trying to be respectful of his desires. He laughed gently at you.

“Yes…please. I couldn’t think of a better way to spend the night. Well, I could but again…slow.” He said while giving you a playful wink, causing your cheeks to flame red once again.

“Oh boy, you’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?” You asked him, laughing and shaking your head.

“Me? I’ve never been trouble.”

You laughed, settling into his side and covering both your laps with a soft blanket while turning the movie back on to play. “I’m not sure Bucky would agree with you. Or Tony, or Natasha, or the US Government. Or-” He laughed again, “Okay, okay. I may be just the slightest bit of trouble.” He looked down at you tucked into his side, unable to believe that he was actually here, holding you close. His heart was fit to burst with the happiness it contained. He kissed the top of your head and gently breathed in your scent before turning his attention back to the movie you were now singing along quietly to. Perfection, he thought, this is absolute perfection.

#steve rodgers x reader #steve rogers x y/n #captain america #steve rogers is an idiot #but we still love him #Bucky barnes is a theater geek

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A Little Honey - Chapter 6 - The Christmas Special - Part 2

Pairing: Josh X Reader

Series list

Warnings for series: Alcoholism, toxic parents, domestic abuse, drug use, alcohol use, explicit sexual content, NSFW, smut, unprotected sex, fingering, oral, blood kink, praise kink, daddy kink, and probably so much more that I am forgetting

Word Count 3.2K

A/N I will be starting a tag list for this series. For those who would like to join please message me or comment. As always thank you for all of the positivity. Peace and love.

In a moment of bravery you set down your beer and pulled him over to the Photo Booth. You pushed him playfully to sit down as you closed the curtain behind you. His hands met your hips as you straddled his lap. Your face hovering just over his. You stare at his lips, a grin still sits upon them. Just before your lips touch his, you dive toward his neck. Peppering it with small kisses and nips. Your fingers find his curls as you pull his head back slightly, a moan passes his lips. Pleased with yourself you pull again, this time meeting his lips with yours. His hands trail up to your waist. Grinding you down into him. You slip a hand down to undo his belt. Just then. BANG BANG. You hear someone smacking the outside of the booth.

“Umm whenever you guys are… done… in there… food is ready.” Hannah said giving her best attempt at holding back laughter. You could hear the rest of the group snickering close behind her.

“I think we have been caught.” Josh says through a grin as he leans in for another kiss. His neck and face smudged with red lip stick. You stand from his lap and he goes to do the same.

“Hold on!” You say before he opens the curtain. He shoots you a cheeky smile and cocks an eyebrow. You turn on the Photo Booth, wanting to document Josh’s current state. You both do a few goofy poses as the camera shutters. Josh pulls you in for another kiss as the photo’s continue. You pick your favorites to print. One strip for each of you. You quickly step out and grab them before anyone else can. You lead Josh to the bathroom to clean him up.

“It’s a shame, I really liked that color on you.” He said gently grabbing your bottom lip between his thumb and forefinger.

“Hmm I like it better on you.” You say pressing a small kiss to his thumb and then his lips. You finish cleaning him up and then touch up your make up. Forgoing any more lip products for the evening, knowing they won’t last. You work your way back to the table.

“Weren’t you wearing lipstick earlier?” Hannah begins badgering you before can even sit down.

“Oh wait! Here it is!” Jake says wiping a finger across a spot on Josh’s neck you must have missed. Jake pleased with him self flashes a big grin.

“How did that get there?!” Josh said pretending to act surprised. He placed a hand on your thigh as he sat down next to you.

The entire meal consisted of the group ribbing you and Josh. You were beet red by the end and Josh was not far off.

“Nora just text! They are on the way!” Jita announced to the group.

You quickly cleared the table and brought out the giant cake Nora had ordered. Placing what felt like a hundred candles on it. You begin lighting the candles as you hear a car door slam shut outside.

“They’re here!” Sam cheers much too loud.

“This place doesn’t even look open.” Danny said to Nora as they approached the front door. You all had done a great job hiding your vehicles.

“It said online it was.” She says trying not to laugh as she opens the door. Danny follows her into the dark building.

“Surprise!” Everyone says in unison as the lights come on. The group erupts into Happy Birthday as Danny approaches his cake. He laughs as he reads the phrase Nora choose to put on top. Happy Birthday Danny! Hope your day is a good as your dick! Your sister, the romantic.

“You guys are the best!” He says in the warmest tone.

“You deserve it! Though Nora did most of the heavy lifting!” You tease offering him a hug. Nora joins in for a group hug between the three of you. You return back to Josh who slips a hand around your waist and kisses you.

“Excuse me?! Did I miss something?!” Nora shouts. Josh shoots her a wink and she looks at Danny who is also utterly confused. They shrug it off and begin to cut the cake. Josh grabs a piece for the two of you to share. You sit on his lap and playfully place icing on his lips before licking it off. “Okay guys, what the fuck?” Nora asks again.

“No more rules.” You say in a hum returning your attention back to Josh.

“Thank fucking god!” She said as she grabbed her own piece joining Danny.

“Alright I need to steal your girlfriend for some business.” Jake said placing a hand on Josh’s shoulder. “Come on sweetheart.” He continued, waving you over to the pool table. You saw Josh tense his jaw at the nickname his brother had always called you. Giving a consoling kiss you hop up and join the group in the billiard room. You pair up into your usual teams. You and Hannah start by playing Jake and Danny. The game felt like it took forever. Josh placing little touches here and there as he passed you. You thought it would distract you but you played your best game yet and beat the guys once more. Josh had similar luck at his table. Jake and Danny then played Josh and Sam in a very heated round. The girls found a table to watch the theatrics of the boys game. Though several rules were broken and new ones even made, Josh and Sam were victorious.

“What do you say, Honey?” Josh said handing you a pool cue.

“I say your ass is grass Kiszka!” You hop over accepting the challenge. You go to break and Josh stands directly behind you. You feel the heat off of his hips. As you shoot you decide to push your hips back into his.

“Get a fucking room!” Sam says pretending to puke.

“Gladly.” Josh responds with a naughty grin.

You continue to tease one another through out the game.

Josh is about to make the winning shot when you whisper in his ear, “If you miss this.. you can cum inside.” You taunt causing him to scratch in shock of what he just heard.

“That was not fair! She…” Josh yelled stopping himself before sharing what you said. “…She cheated!”

“Oh don’t be a sore loser Joshie.” You shoot him a wink as you sink the winning ball.

“You are going to pay for that Honey.” He says with nothing but lust in his voice.

“Hmm what do you have in mind?” You ask pulling at his belt.

“Get the keys.” He says grabbing your chin while his tongue glides along his lower lip.

You dance over to Nora and hold an open hand out in front of her.

“Keys please.” You say in a singsong tone.

“Seriously? You guys are going to leave me here?! You owe me big time!” Nora whines placing the keys in your hand. You would feel guilty for leaving her but you knew the group would make sure she got back to the hotel safe. You jiggle the keys in the air like a cat toy. Josh prances after you as you head to the Jeep. You hum pleasantly as you feel him catch your waist. You spin around to meet his lips with yours. You tease him slowly with your tongue sliding against his. He presses your back against the Jeep door. The cold metal makes contact with your bare shoulders sending a chill down your spine. Josh reaches behind you to pop the door open just slightly. He pulls your body closer to his while he opens the door.

“Get in.” He demands playfully. He meets you with another passionate kiss upon your lips before he helps you into your seat. He gets in the drivers seat and before he can buckle in you are peppering his neck with kisses and love bites. “Honey if you keep that up we are not going to make it to the hotel.” He says as he attempts to keep his composure, though a small almost inaudible moan sneaks out.

“Fine by me.” You hum as you return to his lips.

“I have thought about this for far to long to have our first time be in my car.” He pulls your face away from his just far enough to talk. You rest your forehead on his in playful defeat. He grabs your chin in his hand, giving a single kiss before starting the car.

“Care to share what you have thought about?” You jest, with a small smirk. Reaching a hand out to play with the soft curls that meet his neck.

“I would prefer to just show you.” He says biting his lip and leaning into your touch.

The ride back to the hotel felt like a life time. You finally arrived and Josh sprinted out of the drivers side to open your door. He held your hand as you stepped out. The second your feet hit the asphalt he had you scooped up bridal style carrying you towards the hotel room. You held on tight and enjoyed the ride. Josh had a devilish grin across his face the entire walk to the room. He opens the door some how with out dropping you and carries you to his bed. You sit at the end of the bed with your legs off the end. The inside of legs meet the outside of your thighs. He is out of breath as he looks down at you through his loose curls. You reach up and slowly start lifting his shirt. Your lips trail behind your fingers as his velvet skin is exposed. His muscle twitch with excitement under your touch. His head falls back and eyes closes as he takes in the feeling of your lips. You lift his shirt off and begin removing his belt. Just as your fingers undo the buckle his lips meet yours as if he can not wait a second longer. Your tongue finds his once more and your hands trail his bare back. He places one hand in your hair while the other trails down to the button of your pants. You quickly meet his hand with your as you undo them. Kicking off your docs you pull your pants off and chucking them across the room.

“Someone is a little eager!” Josh teases.

“That is an understatement.” You say as you begin to remove your body suit.

“Let me.” Josh says as his hands meet your shoulders. He stands you up in front of him as he pulls each of your arms out agonizingly slow. The grin on his face informs you he is enjoying this game. As he hooks his fingers into the collar you shimmy as he pulls it down your torso. You step out and stand in-front of him completely naked. His hands trail your body, cupping your breasts then molding to your curves. “Better than I could have ever imagined.” He cooed into your ear. You meet his lips again as his hands find the small of your back. He lifts you onto the bed and sets you down gently on the pillows. Moving to your neck he sucks small hickeys as he works down to your chest. Wrapping his lips around your nipple he flicks it with his tongue causing you to squirm. Pleased with your reaction his fingers finds the other one and mimic his tongue.

“Josh.” Escapes you through a breathy moan.

“Yes Honey?” He teases, flashing you a smile.

“I need you. Now.”

“Where do you want me mama?” You can’t help but blush at the new nickname. Josh notices your reaction. “Do you like that mama?” He says as his fingers slide down into your folds. He gathers up your slick with two fingers and places them into his mouth. “ mmmm sweet like honey. Is all of this for me?” You nod as he asks as, he returns his fingers to your clit. He slowly works it in circles as he climbs over you. His face hovering just above yours. Another moan passes your lips. “That’s it mama, I wanna hear all of your pretty sounds.” His mouth finding yours as you desperately reach for his belt once more. He pulls away and makes quick work of removing his shoes and pants.

“Who is eager now?” You joke.

“I never said I wasn’t.” He laughs at himself as he crawls back on to the bed. He was even bigger than his jumpsuits ever alluded to.

“Lay down for me.” You instruct him as you sit up to meet him.

“Oh no. You are still in trouble for earlier!”

“What are you going to do about it?” You ask as you slide on top of him. A short smack of his hand meets your ass. You bite your bottom lip as you let out a lust filled whimper. He watches you as if he can not take his eyes off of you.

“I think you like that a little too much for it to be considered a punishment.” He teases as he pulls your hips down to meet his and in one motion flips you onto your back. “Now be good and let me take care of you.” He says as he crawls down to your core. He flashes you a wink before placing a soft kiss on the inside of your thigh. His warm breath filling up the space between your legs as his tongue finds your clit. You buck your hips into his face and arch your back. His hands find your hips to hold you. You place one hand in his hair and the other meets his forearm. He lets you ride his face for a moment before he takes over and works you towards your climax.

“Josh… I…. I am going to..” You manage to get out through moans and whimpers.

“Cum for me mama.” He interrupts and continues working you through your orgasm. He licks at your entrance swallowing down your slick as if it were honey. “You look even prettier when you cum. I didn’t know that was even possible.” He says as he wiped you from his face. Slithering on top of you once more. Your hand meets his erection as you glide his head through your wetness.

“Please Josh, I need you in me.” You beg through fuck me eyes.

“Fuck..” Slips past his lips as your guide him to your entrance. He places a hand on your face. “Talk to me Honey.” He instructs as he enters you inch by inch. You moan loudly as he bottoms out.

“Fuck Josh you feel so good inside of me baby, like you belong there always.” You say as he starts gently thrusting into you.

“Tell me what you want mama.” He instructs through his own moans.

“I want you to cum inside me. I want to feel you fill me up. ” His eyes close and his head falls back as he picks up speed. You grab his forearm with one hand and begin circling your clit with the other. Josh pushes your hand away replacing it with his. You arch your back again in response. His speed increases even more as your eyes roll back from pure pleasure. His curls bouncing around his face with every thrust. His mouth hanging open just enough you could see his endearing tooth gap passed his kiss swollen lips. His cheeks flush as his dark eyes were on you and only you. You could feel him beginning to twitch inside of you. “Cum for me baby.” You moan.

“Not with out you.” He continues stimulating your overly sensitive clit as he pounds your core. You feel your orgasm approaching. He feels you tighten around him. “Fuck Y/N I feel you. Let go for me.” And just like that your second orgasm washes over you with a cluster of moans. Josh follows closely behind letting out a breathy grunt. You feel every bit of his warmth inside of you. He lays on top of you without pulling out. He kisses your forehead before resting his head in the crook of your neck. “I love you.”

“I love you Sugar.” You respond as you both lay there for a few minutes enjoying the after glow.

“Care for a bath?” He eventually hums into your ear.

“That sounds lovely.” You coo back.

He pulls himself off of and out of you as he walks to the bathroom. You lay there in pure bliss as you hear him draw a bath. You crawl out of bed and dim the lights as you join him in the bathroom. He has already found a spot in the tub. You take his hand and climb in between his legs. Resting your back against his chest. The warm water continues to fill around you as he places little kisses over your now purple hickeys.

“Now everyone will know you are mine.” He says softly into your ear. You nuzzle into him. It all feels like a dream. You had spent so many months wishing for him to be yours.

“I am just glad we are leaving in the morning so I do not have to hide them from your family.”

“I don’t think you should hide them at all.” He says with a smile turning off the water and wrapping his hands around your waist.

“So what are we going to tell everyone? Not that they don’t already know.” You chuckle at your question.

“We don’t need to tell them anything.” He says in a confused tone.

“I am sure they will want to know we are dating?” You reply also confused.

“Honey…” He says with a familiar melancholy in his tone. His hands gripping you a little tighter.

“…You said no rules.” You whispered trying to keep a level tone.

“I did and I meant it. That doesn’t change the fact that we are about to go on tour for an entire year. This is still so new, I don’t want tour to jeopardize what we have here.” He gives you a comforting squeeze with his arms. Placing his chin on your shoulder while he speaks softly to you. Tears fall silently from your eyes. You thought this was finally it. You thought he was finally yours. No more rules or games. “I just don’t think we should put a label on this right now. Not until we figure out how to navigate tour.” He continued.

“I … I am sorry. I guess I just thought…” You said trying to wrap your head around what he was telling you.

“You have nothing to be sorry for Honey.” He places a kiss to your cheek as you melt further into him.

Your dream suddenly began resembling a nightmare. You understood what he was saying but that did not make it hurt any less. You were also nervous about the stress tour would put on your relationship with Josh. Especially one with such a lengthy and full agenda.

You sat in his arms afraid to move. Afraid this moment would be the only one of its kind. The water eventually grew cool and Josh pulled you from the tub wrapping you in a large, fluffy towel. You followed him to the bed where your body tangled with his. Feeling his bare skin radiate warmth so effortlessly around you. This was your safety. This felt like home and you were willing to accept it in any form offered to you.

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We all know demons are associated with animals: Crowley with snakes, Beelzebub with flies, Dagon with fish, etc. But what about angels, or humans?

In other words, I’m bored and I like speculating on symbolic associations of characters.

(Note: I didn’t include Sandalphon because try as I might, I could not think of an animal that reminds me of him. Like, at all.)

Aziraphale: A lion.

Aziraphale is a guardian by nature, and while he’s quite peaceful most of the time, he‘ll do whatever it takes to protect the people he loves. Lions are associated with protection, and I also think their big floofy manes suit our favorite angel very well.

Gabriel: An ice pigeon.

I’ve seen so many people associated Gabriel with pigeons, and I used to think, “no, wouldn’t a peacock be more fitting? They’re so pompous-looking and flashy!” until my dumb ass finally remembered that they were (are?) used to carry messages. Whoops. But I chose an ice pigeon specifically because I found a picture of one with gorgeous silver-grey feathers that just screamed Gabriel.

Michael: A secretary bird.

There’s not much of an analytical reason behind this choice, they just LOOK like Michael. They’re also apparently called killer queens and stomp on their prey to kill it, which also seems like a Michael-ish thing.

Uriel: A barn owl.

I think Uriel is associated with wisdom (I’m not religious and I’m relying purely on Google for this stuff). Barn owls are one of Athena’s symbols, Athena being the goddess of wisdom. By extension, barn owls (or owls in general, I suppose) are also associated with wisdom.

Anathema: A black cat.

This one was pretty obvious. Black cats have deep ties with witches, and are seen as omens of misfortune. According to the dictionary, the word anathema means “someone or something intensely disliked or loathed” or “one that is cursed by ecclesiastical authority.” I think this one speaks for itself.

Newt: A Labrador Retriever.

Newt’s always given me dog person energy (although would he ever own a dog?). Now, I have a dog who’s part Lab, and like Newt, he’s very sweet, but also very accident-prone. Labs are smart dogs, and Newt is a total computer geek. He just . . . likes electronics way more than they like him.

Adam: A dog.

What breed? Any breed, though probably a terrier because of Dog. Dogs represent loyalty and trust, and although Adam was meant to conquer the world, all he ever wanted was Tadfield. He loves his home and his friends, and would do anything to keep them around.

Pepper: A honey badger.

Honey badgers are vicious. They may be small, but when cornered, the will savagely attack whatever predator has cornered them. Pepper is prepared to fight anyone who threatens her or her rights—even the literal embodiment of war herself—which is pretty badass, if you ask me.

Wensleydale: An elephant.

Wensley is the most studied and matter-of-fact of the Them, and frequently spouts his knowledge to his friends. Amongst other things, elephants symbolize wisdom and memory. They’re unbelievably clever creatures, having the largest brains of any land animal, and have also been proven to have excellent memories.

Brian: A bear.

While I was tempted to say a dog for Brian as well, as dogs represent loyalty, I settled for a bear. Bears symbolize friendship. If I’m remembering correctly, Brian’s narrated introductions begins with, “Everyone needs a Brian.” He’s a sweet boy, and is incredibly devoted to his friends.

(I’m going to make the Horsepeople their own post because I was going to include them here, but I hit the photo limit.)

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NEW MUTANTS: LETHAL LEGION #1 - THOUGHTS

There were several X-books out this week, but my favorite was the fantastic first issue of New Mutants: Lethal Legion, the FIRST Big 2 mainline mini-series ever to have a trans femme character as the protagonist, and I feel like talking about it a little.

Brought to us by @charliejaneanders and a fantastic team of artists, this issue sets up two plots, with Escapade, Cerebella, and Honey Badger (Sorry, Charlie, can’t bring myself to call her Scout) doing a silly heist in the hopes of distracting Martha from her trauma, while Wolfsbane attempts to convince Morgan to come to Krakoa.

I won’t be doing a beat-for-beat rundown (Go read the issue!), instead just highlighting some of the things that stuck out to me.

First, for as kind and compassionate as Shela is, I enjoy how she is completely unmerciful toward those who don’t deserve it. She may have realized calling herself a “villain” was silly and didn’t suit her at all, but she’s still someone who’s faced heavy discrimination, who’s been fighting and involved in crime to survive since she was a teenager, and who wanted to be like Emma Frost; of course she’s practical (and a little extra) about dealing with enemies.

Martha’s always been great, but I’ve absolutely been loving her since Vita Ayala made her part of their cast, and continuing to give her shine as Shela’s “best friend” was a great call. Martha still struggling to unpack her trauma, even though by all logic she should feel better, and contrasting her and Shela’s different views on things based on the different types of hate they’ve faced in their lives is good stuff.

Look, this is sad for Morgan and all, genuinely so, but like...well, it’s acknowledged in-universe at this point that even on a good day, the X-Men are kind of jerks (It’s part of their charm!), but there’s something hilarious about this being Shela’s first issue as a proper X-hero, and mostly-Krakoan, and instantly she’s being a bitch and ignoring her lifelong best friend’s texts as he’s getting kicked out of his (formerly THEIR) apartment.

Yes, it’s because she’s gotten sucked into her new life, and she’s been focusing her attention on helping Martha, but still.

This. Motherfucking. Ensemble.

It is the worst outfit I have ever seen, and I’m in love.

Rahne Sinclair, we all know you’re a lesbian. Admit it already.

What Martha is going through is very similar to what Rahne went through in Hickman and Ayala’s runs, and I’m hoping that’s intentional, and these two plots will intersect.

This part I’ve already joked about, but Shela, girl, let’s talk about this.

1. You used to look up to Emma Frost. Did you only start saying “Eat the Rich” after Krakoa came around?

2. Did no one tell you that being Krakoan automatically makes you rich? You could be stocking up on so much food for Hibbert!

3. You’ve now mostly decided to live on Krakoa. You do understand this nation is ruled by a dictatorial oligarchy of 12 who wield absolute power and live in castles while having everyone else share habitat domes with a dozen other people, RIGHT? Don’t worry, I don’t expect you to know literally all but one of them are extremely corrupt; you’re new here after all.

Called it. I totally called it. I 100% called it. The last three issues of New Mutants made it far too clear this was where we were heading, and I’m so happy we did. Shela and Martha are adorable together, and now, this isn’t just the first mainline mini-series with a trans femme lead, it’s also another Marvel book with a sapphic couple in the leading roles! Well done!

(Also, Shela, I see you fantasizing about wearing that Emma-looking outfit. Me thinks you haven’t completely turned on her)

Gabby is only in this story because she heard something stupid was going on and she wanted to be a part of it. I love her.

There is not one brain cell to be found here.

To be honest, at least so far, I haven’t really enjoyed Morgan as a character. Compared to all the facets we’ve gotten from Shela as the focus of her stories, Morgan’s remained pretty one-note, and it’s not a note I particularly enjoy. He’s prissy, hates Krakoa, and liked things how they were.

It also really doesn’t help that when actually asked about his issues with Krakoa, he makes an extremely weak argument. There are COUNTLESS major issues with Krakoa, but all he brings up is “You made your own language” and “All Mutants are soldiers”.

And I’m sitting here like...really? Rahne ends up refuting his latter point in a great speech that makes a lot of sense for her, specifically, to give (though she could have also brought up that 99% of the Mutant population aren’t combatants. Then again, that would bring up Krakoa’s class system, and that would be a genuine thing Morgan would be right to complain about), but she doesn’t even bother addressing the language thing, probably because it’s such a ridiculous thing to complain about.

She also doesn’t address the mention of “nationalism”. Krakoa IS absolutely a nationalist state, but whether that means “We are superior to all the monkeys who call themselves humans living on this planet” or “We have pride in our culture and will do whatever we have to to protect it from those who’d do us harm” really just comes down to whether you’re reading a Hickman-era book or a Post Hickman-era book.

You idiots are all going to die. I’d laugh, but I’ve been waiting since X-Factor was unfairly cancelled to see a trans woman go through resurrection, so fingers crossed.

That’s all I’ve got! Hope you all enjoyed ,and if you’d like to see me go over other comics like this, let me know!

#x-men #new mutants #shela sexton #escapade #martha johansson #cerebella #gabby kinney #honey badger #rahne sinclair #wolfsbane

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Personal Headcanons #3

Another set of headcanons for everyone. I forgot to mention that transformations can count as separate entities. It just depends on how significantly different they are from the original form. EX: Goku's Super Saiyan 4 counts but any other of his transformations don't.

Let's get started.

Dark Jak

Has three states of mind: vicious honey badger, spiteful house cat and cuddly snuggle bug. How Dark Jak interacts with someone depends on Jak's viewpoints plus that person's actions. Those he likes are considered 'treasure', kind like a dragon with it's hoard. Expected as this form encompasses all animalistic instincts.

Addicted to positive affection. The moment you give Dark Jak any form of it, he's going to latch on for more. Will melt into a purring mess if given cuddles or nuzzles. Definitely knead someone with his claws but is extremely careful. Horns are surprisingly sensitive to soft touches.

This Dark Eco entity is an utter food fiend. Jak definitely didn't eat well during his time in the Baron's prison. Something Dark Jak will try to correct whenever possible. Make sure you stock up cause your pantry is getting obliterated in a food frenzy. Dark Jak absolutely loves any home cook meal and tries not to make a mess unlike with any other food(he'll tear into that like a hangry raccoon).

Can talk but prefers not to. If Dark Jak does speak then it's usually towards people he really cares about. His voice has a distorted growl to it which can be barely heard unless he talks. If you aren't unnerved by this vocal change, then expect small conversations with this dark form more often.

Hank J. Wimbleton

Hank is definitely an animal lover with cats being his obvious favorite. Considering Nevada probably has no animals, if someone ever takes him to a real world zoo then this man will be vibrating in excitement. Hank probably runaway with any petting zoo critters if ya don't stop the Crossling.

It is possible to earn his respect, even rarer his trust. This partly stems from how one views Hank as a whole. If you don't care about his reputation or don't want anything from him is one step in the right direction. Hank does value physical strength and combat prowess but willpower is also something he admires.

Inquisitive as all hell. Anything that has Hank's attention is gonna to be watched like a hawk. Sometimes the art of killing can get dull so a new one interest helps ease the boredom. He will ask(sign) questions if possible.

Seriously needs food therapy than just normal therapy. Considering Nevada is stuck in a post apocalypse, then Hank definitely ate shit that isn't healthy and possibly not moral(i.e potential cannibalism). He will eat dirt or rocks on habit even if there's actual food in the pantry.

Rayman

Uncomfortable around any circus to the point he will stay out of the area it's being hosted in. Rayman doesn't like the place but the Thingamajig is completely chill with any performers or kind workers. People speculate he've might be an ex circus member and had a bad time at his old job.

Definitely the type to indulge in some new hobbies. Rayman taken up gardening after the events of his second adventure and has a small garden to help with stress. (Rayman 2) It's more manageable than baking cause he might've became a stress baker with that hobby.

Rayman takes a lot of naps because his adventures are usually quite exhausting. Travelling on little sleep and barely any proper meals will do that to anyone. He used to sleep like a log but is now a light sleeper since his second adventure ruined that habit.

Rayman is quite a skilled painter. He likes to paint things or scenery that he witnessed on his adventures. The Thingamajig rarely sells them as it's just a hobby and only does it if he needs cash. Rayman's paintings might be magical in nature but its a coin flip on whether something happens or not. He doesn't really do it on purpose and is unaware of any magic mishap.

That's it for now! Until next time folks, I'll see you later!

#sonicasura #rayman #rayman series #jak and daxter #jnd #jak #jak mar #dark jak #madness combat #madness project nexus #madcom #hank j. wimbleton #hank j wimbleton #madness hank #madness combat hank #personal headcanon

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nekoma as things my friends have said (but its mostly yaku and kuroo cause they’re my favorites)

kuroo: guys i said mr miyagi is the ideal man and kenma blocked me

yaku: genuinely what is wrong with you

kuroo: you’d kill an innocent fish if it was ugly?

yaku: is that even a question? yes

kuroo: ok but what if one of our teammates was an ugly fish, what then

yaku: depends on who it is

kuroo: lev

yaku: he’s gone in 0.2 seconds

kenma: imagine being on the verge of collapsing and coach nekomama says one lap of diving drills. that is my reality

fukunaga: sorry neko-what

kuroo: Now no one can turn my honey badger into a honey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) badger without getting caught

yaku: girl what

kuroo: it’ll be tough to beat fukurodani. but where there’s a will there’s a will. and you can bet your ass theres a will.

lev, helping shibayama prepare for a test: whatever you do, make sure you choose the right answers and not the wrong ones. hope this helps ( ＾∀＾)

lev: here are my stats

stamina: 0

intelligence: 3

strength: 17

competence: 0

charisma: 25

this is out of 5 btw, i’m just built different

inuoka: this goes hard, may i screenshot?

kenma: if you give me $10

kuroo: bro just recreated nfts

kai: wait what if we had limited edition nfts of everyone on the team like trading cards

kuroo: everyone at the function losing their shit when i pull out my rare limited edition 1992 rizzlord kenma card

kuroo: If you woke up in the middle of the night with kai looming over at you staring into your soul, wouldn't you feel a sense of calm and security?

yaku: no

kuroo: damn just me then

kuroo: wait how long do you think it’ll take for everyone on the team to injure their ankle somehow

yaku: not long if i have anything to do with it

kuroo: tbh marrying mr miyagi would make me a happy woman

kai: ???

kenma: caught in 4k

kuroo: not unsending i said what i said

fukunaga: i think a fish could make me laugh but god forbid i kiss those fishy lips

inuoka: im homies with everyone on the team. imagine not texting coach nekomata good night every night. embarrassing

kuroo: me when the bear gang shows up: ohhhh no its the bear gang. we better hide in this super sturdy tent. but what we don’t realize is da bear gang can use zippers

yaku: stop biking *bowling **bullying

kuroo: me never biking or bowling again because yaku-paisen said so (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

#haikyuu #hq #nekoma #kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #yaku morisuke #incorrect quotes

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mysticalnightenthusiast · 2 years

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NSFW Alphabet-Daniel Ricciardo

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A/N: Today is the Honey Badger’s birthday and to to celebrate I present to you the Daniel Ricciardo NSFW alphabet. Manifesting a podium for everyone’s favourite curly haired dork this weekend!

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a-aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Daniel is the king of aftercare. After a bit of kissing and cuddling he’ll get up and fetch you a warm washcloth and clean you up like you’re a precious piece of art. Often this includes a bubble bath during which you snog like horny teenagers.

b-body part (their favorite body part of their partner’s)

Daniel loves his thighs; he’s put far too much work into them not to be. On you it’s a toss up between your boobs and arse, he can grab both when railing you from behind in the shower.

c-cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Daniel is happy to cum anywhere inside, outside, on your face, on your boobs he’s not fussed but he will ask you where you want it every time.

d-dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Kinda likes it when you take control in the bedroom and edge him. He blows like a volcano every time you do this.

e-experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

VERY experienced but not boastful about it. Knows what he’s doing but will ask what you like.

f-favorite position (this goes without saying)

For making love he prefers missionary or sitting up cowgirl, with those positions he can look into your eyes as you come but for a quickie or shower sex its doggy every time.

g-goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

In general Daniel is a goofy cheerful person but he’s mature enough to know when he needs to be serious and in the moment he’s always serious but when he’s flirting with you or trying to get you in the mood he’ll be goofy AF.

h-hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Waxed and smooth as the day he was born. Not fond of the pain involved to get that well groomed but loves how the smoothness accentuates the size of his cock.

i-intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not only will Daniel fuck your pussy he’ll fuck your mind, intimacy is off the charts and in the moment he’ll always make you look at him. Your connection with him is just as mental as it is physical.

j-jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Likes to jerk the gerkin but has to be in the mood to do it and that’s usually only when you can’t travel with him (double and triple headers etc). Much prefers your hand around his cock than his own.

k-kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink. Daniel is a family man and has always wanted his own kids so when the pill kicked in for you and you suggested foregoing condoms his breeding kink was kicked into overdrive and now he finishes inside you every single time

l-location (favorite places to do the do)

Wherever you can be alone together a lakeside villa in Lake Como, his apartment in Monaco or his house in L.A

m-motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Dirty talk, both giving and receiving. A blow job usually starts off as a bit of racy whispering.

n-no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No piss or shit or harsh degradation Daniel will never ever call you a whore or slut even if you ask him to. He treats you with love and respect 24/7

o-oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Always preferred penetrative sex over oral prior to meeting you but that was because his previous partners were severely lacking in the oral skills department. You’re his first girlfriend to excel in this area and now he’ll never turn down a blow job.

p-pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It varies, for actual lovemaking he’ll be slow and sensual but for quickies he’ll rail you like a nymphomaniac on death row.

q-quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves a quickie and the spontaneity of them. They’re a regular staple in your sex life.

r-risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Always keen to get it on somewhere where you might be caught.

s-stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The man will outlast you every-single-time and will boast about it while you’re still a wibbly pile of goo beneath him.

t-toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t own any himself but has been shopping for toys with you in a shop and online and together you have a box full of various toys you both enjoy using. His favourite in your arsenal is the blindfold and fluffy handcuffs.

u-unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will tease you for hours on end and be a cocky cheeky arsehole about it, he never leaves you hanging though and all the teasing is always worth it.

v-volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Daniel is never not loud, he will bellow like a rampaging bull every single time if you’re alone but if he’s back home at the farm or anywhere else where you might be heard you’re usually the one to slap a hand over his mouth to keep the volume down.

w-wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Lost his virginity in his father’s Ferrari on the way home from his year 12 formal. The first time you went to Australia and to his farm you suggested a cruise in the very same Ferrari and you re-enacted that night with him. Now he jokes about buying his own Ferrari road car to do it all the time.

x-x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Hung like a fucking stallion and knows how to use it, every time you have sex it feels like the first time. Satisfying doesn’t even begin to describe how he feels when he’s inside you.

y-yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Nymphomaniac-on-death-row.

z-zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends how vigourous the sex has been, if it’s been particularly enthusiastic he’ll crash like a toddler after consuming too much sugar but if you’ve taken your time he’ll doze off at the same time as you.

#Daniel Ricciardo #Daniel Ricciardo Fanfiction

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