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mrghostrat · 1 month

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BNF Chapter 17 • December 19th • [ ☕️ ]

#bnf au #bnfinale #good omens #gomens #ineffable husbands #crowley #anathema device #newton pulsifer #please tell me the anathema/newt ship is called anewthema #rat draws

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snek-eyes · 4 months

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oh Newt 😆

#good omens #good omens 1 #goodomensedit #anathema device #newton pulsifer #crowley #v watches good omens #v posts things #'was there required reading for this apocalypse???'#newt is so agressively just some guy i kind of love him for it

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fexalted · 8 months

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good omens + text posts (part 9)

an assortment i made last year with some season 2 mixed in for variety :3c

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iamyourdensityy · 9 months

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good omens incorrect tweets because they're fun to do

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applestede · 11 months

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I think we ALL know who’s behind this leak

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens s2 spoilers #newton pulsifer #I won’t say what the leak is if you don’t #but 💖#spoiler free zone

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takeme-totheworld · 12 days

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The expressions on Newt's face are the unsung heroes of every scene he is in. He's doing the "just some guy who is having the weirdest day of his life" shtick PERFECTLY.

#good omens #good omens rewatch #good omens newt #newton pulsifer

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angel-and-the-serpent · 14 days

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GUYS. GUYS.

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phantomstatistician · 6 months

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Fandom: Good Omens

Sample Size: 56,282 stories

Source: AO3

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bunshr00m · 2 months

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Do you have any good omens head cannons?

when "the them" get older they still bring up that one time adam went all evil when they're annoyed w him

anathema thought she didn't wanna date until she met newt and realized her type was just very pathetic boys and she hadn't met a pathetic enough boy

for some reason i think muriel would get asked out a lot on earth but at first they wouldn't realize they're dates so they're just happily cruising along being an absolute player. after realizing they'd be like "so if i just keep making lip contact with my dates they'll purchase more human sustenance for me? what an interesting trading system!"

i also headcanon that muriel is a lesbian though because i sense my own

gabriel finds flies on him a lot. in pockets, in hair, in his teeth. beezlebub just wants him to have lil friends

nina isn't very good at expressing affection so she'd do it really awkwardly. she'd hand someone a trinket, say "its yours" and then leave without explaining anything.

maggie hates nina's ex more than anyone. if she ever met them she'd give them a proper little smack. also i can see her as the "with all due respect, which is none..." meme

this one is basically canon but crowley makes fun of aziraphale for saying such british things despite also being british. "just popping off to the loo :)" "jUsT pOpPiNg OfF tO tHe LoOoOo"

finally i think crowley eats burnt ass toast bc he's just weird like that.

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vivi-theakuneko · 9 months

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I miss the humans from Season 1 lol

#good omens #crowley #good omens fanart #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #catofapocalypse #ineffable spouses #good omens comic #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoiler #anathema device #newton pulsifer

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koriquo · 10 months

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anathema device and newton pulsifer are so barbie and ken. anathema studied her ass off to prevent armageddon, while newt was getting fired repeatedly and playing pretend with shadwell. she left her literal malibu barbie dream house and he follows her around like a lost dog. newt has the ken-ergy and anathema is that bitch

#good omens #anathema device #newton pulsifer #barbie #barbie movie #kenergy

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 2 months

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READ 70 PAGES OF THE GOOD OMENS BOOK WITH WHICH I HAVE HOMOEROTIC TENSION AS WE KNOW

WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE HOMOEROTIC RIVALRY BETWEEN ME AND MY COPY OF THE GOOD OMENS BOOK. WE KNOW. IT STARES AT ME, I STARE BACK, IT DARES ME TO READ IT AND FALL IN LOVE WITH CROWLEY MORE, I REFUSE. WE PUT THE UST IN LUST ETC.

BUT TODAY/YESTERDAY (RIP SLEEP SCHEDULE) SINCE I WASNT ON TUMBLR, I READ TILL PAGE 70 OF THE BOOK (TILL THE PART CALLED WEDNESDAY) AND GOD FUCKING DAMN. I READ IT LISTENING TO AN AZIRAPHALE BOOKSHOP AMBIENCE AND WITH CHOPIN PLAYING AND CANDLES LIT. ANYWAY. THINGS THAT HAVE STUCK OUT TO ME:

Crowley. Just everything about Crowley. God I love him. I fucking love him. This is why I avoid reading the book. I'm such a slut for Crowley. It's manageable on the show when I know it's an actor. But WORDS CROWLEY? WORDS CROWLEY IS REAL. I AM SO IN LOVE.

Aziraphale has perfectly manicured hands. I'm pretty sure this has been mentioned three times in the first 70 pages. Three times at minimum. I forget how twink he is in the show (idk how) but man the book does NOT let you forget and I love that.

Crowley absent-mindedly sank a duck. Aziraphale called him my dear (fanfic authors everywhere: write that down write that motherfucking shit down it's better than porn). Crowley un-sunk the duck. The duck was cross.

CROWLEY DID I MENTIONED CROWLEY OH MY BABY FANCIED THE JAMES BOND DECALS HE WANTED TO LISTEN TO VIVALDI COZ THEY WERE SO STRESSED AFTER RECEIVING THE ANTICHRIST THEY LOVE GOLDEN GIRLS (I LOOKED IT UP AND OH CROWLEY) THEY DRANK FOR A WEEK AFTER SEEING THE SPANISH INQUISITION THEY OMG.

THE DRUNK SCENE. I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE DOLPHINS CONVERSATION. OMG THESE TWO FUCKING FOOLS I ADORE THEM.

Crowley IN THAT SCENE AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT SCENE HOLY SHIT. CROWLEY JUST LISTING OFF ALL THE THINGS SHE KNOWS AZIRAPHALE LOVES.

AND OMG. The CONVOLUTED FUCKING METAPHOR CROWLEY COMES UP WITH INVOLVING A LITTLE BIRD FLYING TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE AND PECKING A MOUNTAIN AND COMING BACK AND DOING IT ON LOOP. FOR WHAT? JUST TO SAY THAT WHEN THE MOUNTAIN WAS GONE, HEAVEN WOULD STILL BE PLAYING THE SOUND OF MUSIC.

As usual just like me Crowley shot himself in the foot with that metaphor. Because AZIRAPHALE, THE LEGEND, STARTS SAYING THE BIRD MUST BE IMMORTAL FOR THAT, AND THEN SAYS NO ACTUALLY THE BIRD IS BEING CARRIED IN A SPACESHIP AND THE DESCENDANTS EMERGE FROM THE SPACESHIP and poor crowley is saying SO THE BIRD REACHES THE MOUNTAIN and azi excitedly says IN THE SPACESHIP and AAAAAAAAA-

Anyway right yes sorry what were we doing oh right the book.

Anathema is so adorable as a kid what a little brat holy shit I love her. I want to see all her homework written in Middle English. I want to know which teacher finally summoned the balls to correct it.

NEWT MON CHERI HE'S SO EXCITED ABOUT ONLY DESTROYING THE HOUSE'S POWER CIRCUIT WITH HIS EXPERIMENT. Because apparently last time he fucking caused a power outage in the whole block. Or county. We stan an optimist (no one talk to me about Crowley being an optimist I will go feral and rip your larynx out).

THE THIRD BABY DID NOT WIN PRIZES FOR TROPICAL FISH. THIS IS LIKE THE ENDING OF VILETTE WHEN CHARLOTTE BRONTE GOT GUILTTRIPPED BY HER DAD INTO WRITING IT AS AN OPEN ENDING BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S A TRAGEDY FUCK ME.

CROWLEY THE PRAY THAT HE DOESN'T IT SOUNDS SO SUAVE IN THE SHOW BUT IN THE BOOK IT LITERALLY SAYS "AND FLEES". THE CHAOTIC ANXIOUS MOTHERFUCKER MAKES A RUN FOR IT.

AZIRAPHALE FUCKING GLOWERING AT CUSTOMERS AND SCARING THEM AWAY USING EVERY MEANS SHORT OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE IM DEAD THAT LITTLE BASTARD PEAK CROSS INTROVERT ELDRITCH MONSTER ENERGY.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR ADAM TO ENTER (WELL AS A NOT BABY) AHAH.

I HOPE WARLOCK IS OKAY.

CROWLEY BEING DESCRIBED AS A YOUNG MAN DOES THINGS TO ME. AS DO THE DARK HAIR AND GOOD CHEEKBONES. DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT DOING WEIRD THINGS WITH HIS TONGUE. I AM A SLUT FOR HER. IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS I REMEMBER WHY IM GREYACE AND NOT ENTIRELY ASEXUAL. IT'S CROWLEY.

I LOVE THE SUBTLE JOKES LIKE I DON'T EVEN GET SOME BUT THE DRY TONE IS HILARIOUS. LIKE HOW BOTH WARLOCK'S HEAVENLY AND HELLISH TUTORS READ FROM THE BOOK OF REVELATION. AND THE CUTTING COMMENTARY LIKE HOW THE DOWLINGS' SECRET AGENTS WERE TRAINED TO REACT TO WOMEN IN LONG ROBES. OR THE POLITICAL COMEDY WITH ALL THE CULTURAL ATTACHES AT ST JAMES. IT MAKES ME AMUSED EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO CONTEXT. I WISH I UNDERSTOOD THEM MORE.

SORRY WHY AM I YELLING ABOUT THIS BEFORE 6 IN THE MORNING FUCK I FORGOT MY SLEEP MEDS NO WONDER IM STILL AWAKE AND HYPER ALSO CROWLEY ALSO AZI ALSO ADAM I HOPE MY LITTLE PLANTS MAKE IT.

WHEN IM DONE READING THE BOOK I WANNA REREAD IT OUT LOUD TO MY THREE LITTLE PLANTS TO MAKE THEM GROW HAPPY AND KNOW WHOM THEY WERE NAMED AFTER.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #newton pulsifer #anathema device #adam young #book omens #good omens book #lgbtqia #the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter

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vidavalor · 5 months

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Just thinking about how Good Omens had to bench Newt for an entire season because the whole season would have unraveled if he so much as glanced once in the direction of The Dirty Donkey's entryway. MVP.

#good omens #good omens 2 #newton pulsifer #newt pulsifer

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hikarry · 4 months

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Newt being (not so) irrationally afraid of Crowley and Crowley fucking with him on purpose to see him squirm when Aziraphale and Anathema aren't looking 🤌🏻

#i crave this dynamic #i need crowley to be extremely inconvenient to the humans #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #anthony j crowley #newton pulsifer #anathema device

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ineffablyruined · 5 months

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Good Omens + Text Posts

Bonus: The Earth is a Libra

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sighed-the-snake · 5 months

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NEWTON PULSIFER FAN THEORY INCOMING

Pardon the caps I'm very pleased with myself for this one.

Firstly, I think every romantic pairing in the book and show are mirrors of Crowley and Aziraphale in some way. Each one is either a grumpy/sunshine pairing, or they are hereditary enemies in some way, or there is a good/evil theme going on.

In the case of Anathema and Newt, it's the good/evil and hereditary enemies thing. Witches are supposed to be Evil, witchfinders are supposed to be Good (at least they think so), and each side is supposed to be working against each other.

With the understanding that Newt reflects Aziraphale/Good and Anathema reflects Crowley/Evil, consider this passage.

Kindle page 296, Anathema:

“You know,” she said, carefully cutting the cards and riffling the two piles together, “I read somewhere that there’s a sect that believes that computers are the tools of the Devil. They say that Armageddon will come about because of the Antichrist being good with computers. Apparently it’s mentioned somewhere in Revelations. I think I must have read about it in a newspaper recently . . .”

THE THEORY (are you ready for it, are you)

Newt, a force for Good, is smiting the Evil computers. That's why they don't just malfunction and die, they explode. He's an anti-technology paladin.

#good omens #good omens meta #anathema device #newton pulsifer #smiting the devil out of the machines #I think the poor man got cursed with a blessing

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