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melbatron5000 · 2 days

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The Big Damn Kiss

Buckle up, my fellow Good Omens Ineffable Mystery Puzzlers, Crackpotters, and Assorted Brainrotters, because I learned something HUGE yesterday.

This will be a bit of a long post, because I want to show you exactly how I got where I am. I want you to understand. I want to put all the naysayers to bed (ha! But I'm still gonna try), and settle this once and for all.

I know (almost) exactly what Crowley gave to Aziraphale during the kiss.

DO NOT TAKE ANY OF MY THEORIES TO NEIL! PLEASE!

Okay? Okay. Thanks. Shall we begin?

Ahem.

Firstly, whether you believe me or not, I am 100% certain that Crowley did, indeed, give something to Aziraphale in his mouth during The Kiss. I've covered that in the link previous. Okay? Okay.

I did not know what it was. I've now heard theories that it was a bullet (nope), a ball bearing (nope), hellfire (nope), and no one, NO ONE has suggested what I see. (If you have, hello! Talk to me!)

Here's our first foreshadowing Clue:

And here's our next foreshadowing Clue:

And the next:

And our last Clue:

With me so far? Well, that first GIF is a bit off, I couldn't find one of Crowley actually spitting out the flies. But he does. When Beelzebub first drags him to Hell, he actually goes "Pleaugh!" and spits out four or five flies.

Moving right along, we come to Crowley in Heaven with Muriel, looking at the trial. We learn two important things here:

One, Gabriel doesn't have a desk.

Two, Muriel does. Where they keep the records. And it's a bit lonely. Every few hundred years, someone comes and asks for something. Muriel can't access the sensitive ones, you have to be pretty high up. A throne, dominion, or higher. Like, maybe Supreme Archangel?

So if Gabriel doesn't have a desk, whose desk is he at when he's getting ready to leave Heaven? Of course I can't find a damn picture of Gabriel at the desk, but it's Muriel's. Where they keep the RECORDS.

Gabriel puts his memory into the fly, then gets on the elevator to go to Earth.

Now, when Gabriel opens the fly with his memories inside, we find out that it's a container. Bigger on the inside. You can put thing(S) in it. The bit we see of him remembering is shot in two parts, one where he's flying down a red tunnel, one where he's flying down a blue. If you slow this scene down and watch, you can see that he is NOT looking at just his own memories. There is more going on here, more that he was not present for. @embracing-the-ineffable put up a great meta about that here. Go look!

Now I figured Gabriel must have taken something else. Something important. Something useful. Something he meant to give to Aziraphale, except he forgot.

I also figured he must have left whatever it was in the fly when he took his memories out. Crowley must have realized while watching the trial footage that Gabriel also grabbed something else. I don't know when Crowley grabs the fly, but he does. And that is what he gives to Aziraphale in the kiss. Why? Well.

I had no idea what Gabriel took until I started working on the chiastic structure of season 2. I'm not done with that analysis yet, but let me show you one thing that I have found so far:

(The numbers are just to try and help me navigate the story and its events without time stamps)

My note #357 of what happens isn't quite right, but when I saw the only two times Aziraphale says "I forgive you" are towards the beginning of Season 2 and towards the end, I realized I had something.

Rephrase line 357: Crowley's kiss is forgiven IN EXCHANGE FOR RECORDS.

(Not that I think Crowley's kiss needs to be forgiven. It's just what Aziraphale says, and had to say at that moment, because the Metatron was listening in.)

What does Heaven in Good Omens remind us of most of all?

A big corporate entity. And what do powerful people do when they get fired from a big corporate entity? They download all their emails while they're cleaning out their desks. Damning emails. Emails that can be used to black mail or even destroy big corporate entities. Or, ya know, maybe they swipe some sensitive RECORDS?

Oh yes.

Records that Gabriel meant to give to Aziraphale, but he forgot. Records that Crowley realized Gabriel had put in the fly. The fly that Crowley grabbed once Gabriel had his memory out. The fly that he gave to Aziraphale when he kissed him. The fly that no longer held Gabriel's memory, but did still contain those damning records.

Here's Aziraphale reading the records:

Here's Aziraphale being horrified and outraged by what he's reading:

And here's Aziraphale realizing he has got some GOOD DIRT on Heaven. Maybe enough to bring them down:

That's it folks. I have no idea what the records actually say, and maybe we're not meant to know until season 3, but whatever it is, it's GOOD.

That's my story, and by God Herself, I'm sticking to it.

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #good omens meta #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens analysis #good omens fan theory #ineffable mystery #aziraphale elevator #corporate heaven #the big damn kiss #the kiss #good omens muriel #good omens gabriel #good omens beelzebub

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paperclipninja · 18 hours

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Still We Know Each Other So Well - Chapter 3

Rating: Explicit (though not for a few more chapters)

A few months ago, there was a comment on Tumblr that there are ponderings about what would happen if Aziraphale or Crowley's memory was wiped, but what if both their memories were wiped?

This is a story of that what if.

Chapter Summary: Aziraphale walked briskly until he turned into Whickber Street, where he slowed to a stroll and took a deep breath.

Excerpt:

Aziraphale walked briskly until he turned into Whickber Street, where he slowed to a stroll and took a deep breath. Friday mornings always seemed less busy than other mornings somehow; perhaps it was the springier step of otherwise weary pedestrians as they strode eagerly towards the weekend. He didn't know what it was about this particular street in Soho—the neat buildings lined up obediently and displaying the vibrantly coloured shop fronts at the bottom—but he felt he could relax and take his time.

The shopkeepers seemed particularly friendly along this stretch. The lady in the record store often waved enthusiastically at Aziraphale as he passed, while the café owner over the road would usually give him a nod or smile. He often thought that he really must take the time to try the chai latte at Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death, however he felt an inexplicable aversion to the place, despite its cosy, inviting appearance.

To my glorious beta and wrangler of my overthinking @harlotofupdog, eternal thanks wonderful musk-fish.

and thank you to all the goblins at @goodomensafterdark for just being an excellent and supportive bunch

#good omens fanfiction #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #good omens muriel #good omens saraqael #ineffable idiots

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ato-dato · 9 months

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Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

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diavalkitty · 7 months

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Headcanon: Muriel accidentally saw the last 10 minutes of episode 6 through the window))

Bonus:

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miss-americanbi · 9 months

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muriel brings a real “i’m on it boss *fucks up immediately*” energy to good omens i didn’t know i was missing

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #muriel #good omens muriel #crowley #aziraphale #crowley x arizaphale #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #good ineffable omens #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable partners #americanbi’s posts

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hg-aneh · 5 months

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adventures on stray deer keeping

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#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #good omens comic #good omens crowley #good omens furfur #furfur good omens #crowley good omens #crowley #furfur #aneh draws #muriel #good omens muriel #can be read as #crowfur

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gleafer · 6 months

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The (Apocalyptic) Hangover

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threepercentmiilk · 9 months

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headcanon: there’s a running gag in season 3 where people keep asking Muriel what happened to Mr Fell and after they tell everyone he’s in heaven the people keep offering their condolences, much to Muriel’s confusion.

#if you saw the first version of this post my apologies I didn’t realise muriel used they/them pronouns #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #muriel good omens #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale #muriel #good omens muriel #good omens heaven #textpost

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dyleeart · 3 months

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Just a scrivener angel trying their best

#yay first muriel digital art!#my art #art #digital art #good omens #good omens fanart #muriel #good omens muriel #muriel fanart

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floofle-universe · 10 months

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elifield69 · 9 months

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Aziraphele: Oh Crowley...nothing lasts forever

Agnes Nutter In her cottage circa 1600: HE SAID WHAT

#good omens #good omens fandom #good omens muriel #muriel good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #agnes nutter #good omens anathema #the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter

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the-ratt-kingg · 9 months

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Ello’ Ello’ Ello’

#good omens #good omens2 #good omens fanart #Good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #gos2 spoilers #go2 #good omens muriel #muriel #muriel good omens #sorry to repost this I messed up the words guys

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ato-dato · 8 months

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The adventure of Muriel Part 1

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diavalkitty · 1 month

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servantserah · 3 months

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Crêpes part 10

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Crowley is connecting all the dots… let's just hope he connected them correctly.

This part took forever, not only because it’s so long and I had to do quite a bit of research and rewatching for it but also because I got sick in multiple ways since the previous part lol.

Note that this is just a fun comic where I wanna play around with some ideas for theories, it’s not to dismiss any other ones! ….Maybe I'm also trying to cope a little lol.

Also I obviously used quite a few refs from the show for this one.

ℹ️ You can find a guide with all my Good Omens AUs and comics >>here<<!

#serahsart #good omens crepes #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #aziraphale #good omens muriel #good omens nina #good omens metatron #good omens furfur #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #good omens comic #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale

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jude-shotto · 15 days

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Do ducks have ears? 'Course they do-how else would they hear other ducks?

Carrd/ Kofi / INPRNT

#good omens #judeshottoart #aziraphale #crowley #good omens maggie #good omens nina #good omens muriel #aziracrow #vinylatte #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses

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