in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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edible hasnt hit yet but i did chase it with a biiiiiiiig sandwich
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ralsei
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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zoros bleeding out??? wharever listen to this french guy think a fairytale he read is real
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character who doesn’t know they’re in a timeloop: you’re back early
character who knows they’re in a timeloop, at the same time as the other character: you’re back early. yeah. i know. today’s haunted
character who doesn’t know they’re in a timeloop: what?
character who knows they’re in a timeloop: *loads gun* today’s haunted
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"Elderly Palestinian couple looking at their former home, now occupied by a couple from Brooklyn. 🇵🇸" [@/RamAbdu on X. April 4th, 2024.]
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?
guy who lives near a construction site:
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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?
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