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lookitsstevie · 11 months

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the crêpes ask ...........

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #newt pulsifer #good omens fanart #nsft ish

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mielpetite · 3 months

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The Book

My patrons voted for me to do a piece for each episode this year so it’s February, and time for episode two!

This piece is for “The Book” so you know I had to show our angel when he gets his mitts on said tome and makes one of the most fun faces to draw. For this piece, especially because the scene is so high contrast in lighting, I wanted to find a happy medium between realistic portraiture and a nouveau look. But I also employed the framing conventions of the book itself to provide four small color block illustrations of crucial characters of the Nice and Accurate Prophecies.

#good omens #good omens fan art #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #nice and accurate prophecies #agnes nutter #newt pulsifer #anathema device #adam young #dog

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fexalted · 8 months

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good omens + text posts (part 9)

an assortment i made last year with some season 2 mixed in for variety :3c

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zevampirex · 7 months

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The all Cat omens gang, can you tell who is who?

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lxvenderjewel · 2 months

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good omens as the official maggot discord server: part 1

all parts!

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @hello-ello-ello @falling-raine @aroaceblackhole if yall wanna tag other people i'm cool w that

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens incorrect quotes #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #nina #maggie #nina x maggie #muriel #muriel good omens #nina good omens #maggie good omens #furfur #newt pulsifer #anathema device #adam young

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everythingsallticketyboo · 7 months

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Newt: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Aziraphale finally snaps and commits murder? Crowley: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

#good omens #anthony j crowley #anthony janthony crowley #crowley good omens #go crowley #incorrect good omens quotes #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale and crowley #newt pulsifer #good omens tv #good omemes #good omens memes

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innefableidiot · 1 month

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Crowley, Anathema and Nina should all meet at a pub or cafe or something and just drink and talk shit about people. And I mean like people watching but also talking about people that really piss them off. Then I can imagine Aziraphale, Newt and Maggie just off somewhere else and they have a very calm book club or something.

#good omens #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #innefable husbands #crowly x aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley good omens #good omens3 #aziraphale #good omens crowley #maggie x nina #nina good omens #anathema device #good omens anathema #newt good omens #newt pulsifer

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vidavalor · 5 months

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Just thinking about how Good Omens had to bench Newt for an entire season because the whole season would have unraveled if he so much as glanced once in the direction of The Dirty Donkey's entryway. MVP.

#good omens #good omens 2 #newton pulsifer #newt pulsifer

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melonsharks · 4 months

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[Parent Trap AU] Adam and Newt performing their secret handshake for Adam's first day at camp 😋

For Chapter 2 of The Parent Trap :]

LINK HERE!

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #gomens #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #parent trap au #newt pulsifer #go adam young

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ineffablyruined · 5 months

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Good Omens + Text Posts

Bonus: The Earth is a Libra

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inbarfink · 1 month

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lookitsstevie · 1 year

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... you grow bettered the fake plastic plant?

he's gotten too attached to it

(idea from this short convo with @/TheseHo69724751)

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anathema #newt pulsifer #pepper #good omens fanart

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amuseoffyre · 11 months

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Every so often I remember that only two people correctly identified the location and identity of the Antichrist.

One was a 6000+ year old angel with the wisdom and knowledge of millennia and a book of prophecies and instructions to find him.

The other one was a 20-something failed computer programmer who was too curious about everything and asked questions until he got answers. He also happened to save the world from nuclear Armageddon with his computer skills.

#good omens #newton pulsifer #newt pulsifer

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mrhyde-mrseek · 11 months

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I’m on a Good Omens kick because of the season 2 intro dropping (I saw a sneak peek on the official Good Omens Prime Instagram), so here’s some headcanons:

I’ve posted about this one before, but Beelzebub definitely has arachnophobia, being a fly demon.

Additionally, they also despise Venus fly traps, and refuse to go within ten feet of one. Crowley has three in his flat for this exact reason.

Crowley has been to EVERY Queen concert. He never bought a ticket even once, but he always managed to get the best seat at the venue (with the help of a little demonic miracle or two).

Before Almostageddon, Crowley would leave various things behind at the bookshop—neckties, tapes from the Bentley, even his sunglasses one time—on “accident” just so he has an excuse to go back.

(He doesn’t need an excuse anymore, but he still does this sometimes.)

He also listens to “Death on Two Legs (Dedicated To…)” whenever he’s feeling especially resentful toward Heaven and/or Hell.

Aziraphale’s favorite hot cocoa recipe is: one and a half cups of milk, four ounces of dark chocolate, half a teaspoon of vanilla, half a teaspoon of cinnamon, a quarter teaspoon of nutmeg, whipped cream, and six marshmallows exactly. Sometimes a spoonful of honey if he wants it to be sweeter.

War can sprint, climb, and fight in heels no matter how tall they are.

When Newt proposed to Anathema, he was so nervous he almost dropped the ring twice.

Pollution has never been misgendered once because besides the fact that they tend to go unnoticed, they exude such a strong sense of “weird supernatural entity” that most people have trouble trying to figure out if they’re even human, much less what’s in their pants.

Gabriel and Beelzebub would sometimes spy on Aziraphale and Crowley together, doing various human things (poorly) to avoid detection. During one of these surveillance meetings near a café, Beelzebub forced Gabriel to at least pretend to consume something so he didn’t appear out of place. He reluctantly bought a black coffee, took one sip, and immediately gagged. Beelzebub couldn’t stop laughing for five minutes straight. (They totally gave away the game, but it was worth it to tease Gabriel.)

#if anyone tries that hot cocoa recipe please tell me how it tastes because i just made it up off the top of my head #good omens #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #anthony j crowley #anthony janthony crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #beelzebub good omens #gabriel good omens #arachnophobia #war good omens #pollution good omens #good omens headcanons #anathema #anathema device #newt pulsifer #newton pulsifer #edit: I MEANT INTRO I FIXED THAT I’M SORRY

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fexalted · 2 years

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good omens + text posts (part 3)

can you tell i'm having fun making these

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #anathema device #newt pulsifer #newton pulsifer #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #i hope people enjoy these bc i have enough for like at least 3 or 4 more posts lol #me: i'm just making these for myself idc if anyone else finds them funny #also me the second i get notes: 👁👁 Validate Me #text post meme #fex post meme #fex pix #go tpm #gomens

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chaoticamelay · 5 months

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Good Omens characters as things my friends have said

Crowley: Gender is a joke and I'm the punch line.

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Aziraphale: I just want to eat spaghetti and read my book and experience no horrors, please.

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Maggie: I don't drink alcohol but I do self medicate my ADHD with three daily energy drinks, so who is the real winner here?

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Anathema: Physically I am a person but spiritually I'm a Ouija board screaming "AHHHHHHHH"

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Newt: Computers hate me, probably because i'm nonbinary and they're mad since that's the only language they speak.

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Madam Tracy: For personal reasons, I will be dropping out to become a stripper in a lesbian bar.

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Nina: When I was in high school our teacher had us read a book where the male villain was apparently attractive and I was the only girl in the class who didn't forgive him at least a little. And then the teacher wrote a comment on my essay that she was proud of me for sticking to my morals but actually I'm just a lesbian, and if it was a hot female character i would probably just try to fix her

(this one is a bit of a paraphrase bc it was while ago and a long quote)

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Shadwell: I have learned that there's only so long people can listen to me talk about my obsessions, and I have ignored that completely which is why I have no friends.

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Adam: I am too young and too sad for this.

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Muriel: Have you considered that the question is geese and the answer must always be no?

#incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #maggie good omens #nina good omens #madam tracy #sergeant shadwell #newt pulsifer #anathema device #muriel good omens #should i make a part 2

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